Greetings. I am an alien sent to help my home planet in ending a civil war that will determine the fate of our galaxy. I am sent here to gather as much information on the planet known as Earth. In return, I will answer any question that will not compromise my mission.
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>ayy lmao
>>678354568ayylmao
>>678354568
How advanced is the human race compared to other races?
What makes us different?
>>678354782
Good question. Our race is a group of blue people with a minority of those we call "sreggin." The largely uneducated but physically fit sreggin race has declared the planet theirs, and will stop at nothing to destroy our superior race.
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>im blue dabba dee dabba die
>>678355225
Good question. You are in the "backwaters" of the galaxy, often the butt of many jokes for other superior races, often ridiculing your lack of unity. A very ironic statement coming from us, considering the civil war we are in right now.
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>sreggin is niggers backwards
>>678355478
Are other races similar in anatomy to humans? Bipedal, opposable thumbs etc.
Post alien porn pls
>>678355708
Good question, although this deserves some background.
All planets (or several planets) are controlled by a superior species. Everyone recognizes your race as human, and the form of communication has the universal name "English." As for anatomy, most races do not have any physical anatomy, which contributes to your fruitless attempts to find life on other planets. There is life on all planets in your solar system, by the way.
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>I need help to defeat the sreggin
>>678355926
Pornography is illegal on most other planets. Most races have developed asexual reproduction which is only used when needed. In correlation, planets with pornography also deal with overpopulation.
>>678356721
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>fuck did I blow my cover
>>678356790
lol you are not an alien faggot, aliens always terminate their messages dummy.
What makes humans unique?
>>678357214
You are the only planet that does not celebrate homosexuality amongst all of your divided cultures.
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>inb4 OP is a fag
>>678357214
The urgency to have unprotected sex even tho they know it's a bad idea
>>678357116
Statements like this are the reason you haven't found us yet. We occupy 10% of the galaxy.
>>678357546
WARNING: THIS IS A SREGGIN, AND IS SEEKING TO DESTROEY THE GALAXY.
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>You're right though
>>678357437
Thats gay.
Do other races see humans as inherently good or inherently bad?
>>678358018
Good question. Neither. Protip to the universe: nothing is inherent.
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>the human behind this computer says we are inherently edgy