question anons. my gf and i haven't fucked in about 3 weeks. last night she asked if we can have a mmf threesome.
pro: we have sex
con: i don't know how comfortable i'll feel
any other anons have experience with this?
Lol get cucked faggot
She has cheated you and feels bad, so she wants to do it because she thinks it won't be a "cheating" anymore. Sorry bud.
>>678349927
thanks for the constructive feedback
>>678349808
just do it
it's fun!
>>678349808
C U C K E D
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Out of 10 (10 being super fag) how faggy are you?
she defo cheated man, dump that whore
>>678349808
100% guarantee that she is cheating with the other guy already.
>>678349808
do it and post videos here faggot. you'll enjoy it and will never regret it.
>>678349808
Remember to ask your girlfriend's son if it's okay first
>>678350287
so no weird feelings afterwards?
>>678349808
Well if youre gonna get cucked, then cuck her back man, tell her its your turn next time and bring another girl in the mix.
Or she likes someone else and doesn't want to cheat on you. Her way of "cheating" while still fucking him
>>678350484
i highly doubt that. we've been together 7 years
>>678349808
time to break up with her you idiot
>>678350661
"not cheating" meant to be there
>>678350817
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH
I'll be honest, it's sort of a lose-lose.
If you say no, from here on you'll not know whether she's cheating on you, because clearly she's got an itch she wants to get scratched and there's every chance she will.
If you say yes and you regret it, which if you're having doubts you almost certainly will, then it'll destroy any relationship you have and you'll be constantly jealous.
I'd speak to her and say you're not interested in doing that and now you're worried and ask why she hasn't been having sex.
As an alternative solution, say fine as long as she agrees to do a ffm and then swallow your pride so you can get that done and just explain you want it to be a one time only thing for both of you.
>>678351069
she said she won't do a ffm, i asked her.
DO A FFM FIRST
>>678351339
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>>678350817
If not already then she wants to. She is bored obviously. This is her way of making it "ok".
My advice is roll with it, but you get to choose ffm first.
If she is ok with this then do it and move on before you have to watch her fuck another man in front of you.
She has already moved on.
>>678349808
A friend of mine and I tag teamed and spit roasted his wife. It was awesome. Shit got weird after it and we're not friends anymore. Would do it again tho.
>>678350403
this
>>678351509
she's a teacher and picked out a guy at her work. he seems pretty cool and we get along alright.
>>678351729
HAHAHAH OMG WHAT A FUCKING CUCK I BET YOU MARRIED YOUNG
Now that you know she has cheated, have your threesome and then dump her while gaining a new bro in the process.
>>678351339
That's kind of a good sign isn't it? She's still against another woman having you.
>>678351339
Well tell her to fuck off then, why would she expect you to do it visa versa.
Tbh I'd honestly consider leaving her, what a fucking cunt.
What justification does she give behind wanting to do mmf and not wanting to do ffm?
If you have not all ready split with her then you are beyond saving
>having a gf in 2016
>>678351871
virgin detected
>>678351871
thanks bro. good point.
>>678350817
She already cheat on you or really wants to. Better get out while you can before shit gets ugly and awkward.
>>678349808
She's already having sex with him. Just not with you there.
>>678349808
She broke up with you 3 weeks ago, but just doesn't want to tell you.
>>678351339
Shit op just eject.
Halfway through your "threesome" she'll tell you step back and watch, next thing you know he'll tell you he's been the bull all along and you'll end up in chastity for the rest of your life. Don't fall for her tricks, OP.
>>678351729
Yeah she picked me. We had a rad night. Then they got divorced. I don't talk to either anymore.
>>678351501
This
How does it feel /b/tards that /pol/ is more polite, holds a better conversation and has better insight than you do ? When are you going to main the masterboard inhabited by the master race?
>>678351729
> she picked out a guy
This seems so blatant I don't know if you're trolling. Clearly she's into this other guy, I'd be seriously concerned she's already done something with him, if not and you say no, she definitely will. Any "late shift", "work drinks" or any shit like that will be her chance. The worst part is, she's such a selfish cunt she'll blame YOU for not having agreed to the three-way.
Given she's not happy to do it visa versa, I'd almost class this as cheating.
>>678352288
>Then they got divorced.
>they got divorced.
>got divorced.
>divorced
>>678349808
Tell her youre ok, when fuckin, start fuckin the other faggot, that will show him dominance, dont forget to wishper in his ear "nohomo"
>>678352211
This.
Move on.
>>678349808
you're not gonna like it ffs
>>678351871
BWAHAHAHAHA Good sign? She wants to get fucked by another dude, which she's already been fucking without OP knowing. Bitch is a mega cunt.
>>678349808
She's cheating on you with that guy already.
Leave her, before she leaves you, because she will.
What is your first name OP? Maybe I know you?
>>678352635
how?
>>678352756
Are you a neet? First name starts with an A?
>>678352912
aaron
Do it man and fuck his brains out!
>>678353116
What a cuck name
>>678353116
Omg do you live in NSW? Or were born there I don't know where you live now
>>678353289
Yah. why
>>678350817
dump the bitch mate
its gonna end in tears
>>678351351
this
>>678349808
>my gf and i haven't fucked in about 3 weeks.
>she asked if we can have a mmf threesome.
She is cheating on you hardcore. Dump her, then go find a decent fucking human being.
DO NOT. AGREE. TO MMF. (or even speaking to her ever again)
>>678353452
And you married young? I forget it was <25
>>678352410
Yeah. I don't care. The best cock sucker I've had. Shitty for my ex - friend I guess.
>>678352575
He could fuck the other guy to assert dominance
>>678353452
does your last name start with a S?
>>678349808
Agree to it only if you can have an FFM threesome first.
Do it, only fuck the other girl, and dump her mid humping the other chick
>>678352012
this
OP needs to get a taste of the single life and fuck some drunk broads from the club
She had double parked, now will you or will you not take a Louisville slugger to both headlights?
>>678349808
mfms are my favorite, not in a cucky way. I don't just sit in the corner fapping. I just think it is hot to have two guys just using a girl like a cock sleeve.
Wife loves it too. Roomie and I just bang her out.
Sex =/= love just for all the wizards in here giving free advice
>>678353632
or do what >>678354314
proposes. either and/or both
>>678354508
sorry, meant >>678354124
>>678349808
She has cheated on you already and is trying to rationalize it to herself by involving you in a consensual threeway. OP if you want to leave that relationship with any shred of dignity left leave it now. Whether you accept my advice or not doesn't matter, the relationship is already over.
>>678349808
Tell her to get the fuck out, burn all her shit.
Never look back.
>>678349808
Tell her to gtfo
Your relationship is probably spiraling downwards OP. I'm sorry that's the case. I hope you get over that denial soon and can make a clean break.
thanks to everyone with legitimate advice, fuck those who says she's cheating. i'm probably going to do it and see how it goes.
>>678355268
Retard.
>>678355268
>i'm probably going to do it and see how it goes.
Say hi to your wife's son for me
>>678353154
This
Tell her he has to be ok with taking it in the ass. You want to get some extra enjoyment out of this too!
>>678349808
>even considering it
might as well do it and just carry on to letting her fuck other guys while you get nothing, you worthless fucking waste of a penis
>>678355268
DP her
>>678355268
Real courage comes from doing the shit you know is going to hurt, but you do it anyways.
It needs to be done anon. Get rid of her, and fast.
>>678349808
The fact she refuses to do an FFM but wants an MMF makes it all one sided.
She either wants to fuck this other guy that bad or she alreay has and wants to justify her cheating by involving you consentually as if you approving it once makes any other times ok.
Relationships are 50/50. She can't demand an mmf and refuse an ffm if you want one.
For the average person, a threesome while in a committed relationship just fucks EVERYTHING up.
>>678355268
Dude, I know it's hard. You've been with her for 7 years and don't want to think that her cheating is possible. It's actually sweet hoe naïve and loyal you are.
Seriously. Ask het why she truly want's this threesome.
I broke up with my gf of 5 years...didnt want to, but it had to be done and I'm muxh happier now for it.
HAHAHA I'D LAUGH IF THE BULL ISN'T WHITE
>>678355890
>I broke up with my gf of 5 years...didnt want to, but it had to be done and I'm muxh happier now for it.
why
>>678349808
>mmf
Don't do that. It's REALLY fucking weird.
Also if you're not having sex and she suggests bringing another guy in she's probably already getting that dick on the side.
>>678349808
Yea, I guess all the DICK shes been getting that is not your isn't cheating ....your BETA as fuck
>>678355942
We were having troubles while in college, took a few days to ourselves. She went to a small get together with friends, got drunk and fooled around with a guy. Her friend told me, I confronted her, she said she thought I dumped her and used the "I was drunk" excuse.
>>678356300
Friend told me she had like 2 beers
>>678349808
she's cheating on you for sure
>>678356300
Good for you anon.
CAN CONFIRM OP IS A CUCK
GO FUCK A TRAP
>>678349808
Beat her until she can't see out of either eye.
Here's the strategy.
Tell her you're fine with an open relationship. Tell yourself you've broken up. Act accordingly.
If you live together, think of her like a roommate. Start looking for you own place. One day she comes home and you're just not there.
>>678356300
Good job anon
>>678349808
Just tell her you want a ffm Threeway first then dump her ass afterwards
>>678355268
If you've been together that long, then I think it's only a small chance that she cheated. She is probably interested in this guy though and a mmf threesome let's her fuck around with him in a way that isn't cheating. She's probably just bored with your current sex life. That's not surprising after seven years.
But a threesome really can cause some relationship problems. You don't sound secure enough to be able to handle that well so make sure you talk to her before, lay down some rules for it, and make sure you talk about why she wants to do this and how you're not sure if you're comfortable with it. You need to communicate with her since you don't understand what's running through her head. Communication is key.
>>678356837
>If you've been together that long, then I think it's only a small chance that she cheated
LOL CONFIRMED VIRGIN
>>678356833
I would so do this, and also fuck her sister/ cousins then dump her
>>678349808
Yeah, this isn't a normal relationship request. Theres a small chance she just wanted to do it for fun, but the fact she ruled out a ffm immediately suggests it's not just for a bit of excitement.
3 weeks isn't a crazy long time to go without sex, especially after 7 years.
I'd probably talk to her more about it, with a starting position in my mind of ' this is not gonna happen' and see what comes out of it. My guess is she will try to push you into it which should tell you to gtfo
>>678349808
never, NEVER accept a 3some.
other guy could be better at sex.
you'll be doomed. and NAILED as well.
>>678357206
>NAILED
BBC
Lmao OP you are a faggot in denial if you think she hasn't cheated on you.
>Allowing another man to fuck your girl
>not a cuck
choose 1
OP is a fucking faggot
>>678354092
Answer this OP
>>678354092
yes
>>678349808
Make it a foursome and let me join in as well OP
>>678357591
She's cheating on you dude, she just wanted citizenship
only if you get a ffm first and then tell her to go fuck herself after and she can leave. pussy is easy /b/tard
>>678357926
Holy shit, is this for real? OP's whole world just fell apart
>>678358243
>GF
Married.... You people are retarded
>>678349808
Dump her. She is human waste and not worth your time. Don't be a Cuck beta faggot
If you don't value yourself, no one else will.
>>678350115
op knows someone would deduce this. It's cuck bait
>>678349808
Been with my gf for a year now.
Decided to have a threesome with her friend.
All we do is fight now, over everything, and anything.
Never cheated on her, and I won't let her fuck other dudes.
It really has ruined our relationship. She says she loves it, but talking about doing it again with someone else clearly upsets her, even though she denies it.
Be smart OP, don't do it.
It will wreck your relationship.
>>678356957
Shhhhh. Baby steps for OP here. A little lie every now and then is fine.
But yes, in all honesty, the probability of someone cheating goes up over time, if only because of the greater probability of a situation occurring in which you can cheat. Especially after the whole honeymoon-esque phase for couples when they often get bored of their current sex life. It did occur to me that implying she was cheating would only dissuade OP from taking my advice as seriously, so I glossed over that point for OP's sake.
What are you 16? If anything, what I said implies a much greater likelihood of having been in multiple long-term relationships rather than being a virgin. Especially had you read between the lines to figure out why I had lied to an extent. Come back when you've lived life a bit more and then we'll talk.
>>678349808
Agree to it and ask who with.
First up she'll say 'dunno' and then shortly after hey presto a little awkward, she'll come up with a name. Then you'll know who she's been cheating with.
>>678349808
run like hell bro, you're already cucked and you dont even know it
>>678349808
>my gf and i haven't fucked in about 3 weeks
She did it on purpose to blackmail you now. Dump and post pics, or have the threesome, post pics and dump.
>>678358549
Who said GF? Good shout calling me a retard whilst replying to the wrong post you cockguzzler
>>678359040
Then dump her and find a woman worth spending time with. Your "girlfriend " (being a cheating lying whore isn't very "friendly" in my opinion) doesn't deserve emotional or financial support from anyone because she is untrustworthy and utterly selfish.
So much bait. So many newfags
>>678349808
I've answered this question a dozen times. Let me try to summate:
You're young, you should be experimenting sexually. It's healthy. Dating doesn't mean you're married, and unless you feel she's "the one" then don't get all bent out of shape, because there will likely be another in the future.
>>678352484
this op. you wanna be a /b/tard this is your only option
This is some porno shit right here. Try to score some Molly and lube. Torrent the movie "Score" and watch it with your wife and this dude beforehand for ultimate keks.
Don't be a fuckin autist and overthink this. Sex is just sex. What matters is if your piece still makes you breakfast, my dude.
op wants a big veiny cock pumping his asshole while he sucks a shit stained dildo
>>678350817
Wow, dude. I genuinely feel bad for you, not to be patronizing.. but damn dude dump her in the most humiliating way possible. Record her asking and share it with her family and friends. What a cunt. Might seem harsh, but so is wasting 7 years of your time.
>>678349808
Smack that bitch face and fuck her deep in the ass. That will teach her to think twice before asking these dumb questions. Show her that you actually have some testosterone left in you.
>>678349808
Just get another couple so you both get some strange (strange assuming she's not already banging the dude she's bringing to the show).
>>678360566
Nigga cool off. 7 years is an eternity. If OP hasn't found more reasons to stay with his gf than exclusive access to her vagina, he's living a sad, shitty life.
Swinging is easy as cake if you have the mental constitution for it.
>>678360999
Checked
>>678360999
Those trips don't lie.
DUMP THE BITCH
>>678349808
Lol she's cheating with the guy she wants the mmf with, you're a cuck nothing more to it. Kick her out ya house this instant.
>>678361194
Lol what the fuck that thing on your arm?!
>>678350630
oh you will get weird feelings, trust me.
>gaping anus
The ylyl beta cringe thread is next door in case you are lost OP. if this is not bait I feel sorry for you.
