Step1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
Do the feelings of emptiness ever truly subside?
Will you post a pic of yourself?
>>678349338
What don't you get OP? Pussy is easy.
>>678349482
Alcohol fills the hole pretty well. I am at my 5th beer atm.
Are you the future me?
>>678349338
If I gave you a chance to be valuable to someone, would you take it ?
>>678349338
What up, what's a good daily fap count number I should strive for? I'm Thinking 2 or 3
are you that op from before who said he had a steady job and a nice car?
>>678349338
When do the magic powers come, o great wizard?
Now really, are you afraid of people or do you just don't feel like talking to them?
>>678349338
It's too late for you now. Why don't you an hero on cam?
>>678349338
Does it really bother you?
19 here, get laid often enough. As a matter of fact, tonight I'm gonna party and get laid.
It doesn't make me happy though. I miss her, m8.
>>678349620
Not so happy to identify myself on 4chan.
>>678349669
My personality is shit.
>>678349695
Yes.
>>678349846
You want my kidney and shit?
>>678349922
No. I neither have a steady job, nor a car.
>>678350000
Whoa - 4 straight 0s!
>>678350173
Same
>>678350000
OP, quads have spoken !
>>678350180
No, just some help getting a premium tank.
>>678350000
Can't argue with quads. Kill yourself OP
>>678349878
I usually fap 2 or 3 times nowadays.
>>678349935
When I talk to them, I spray spaghetti everywhere.
>>678349338
Next year, I will be you.
Yay.
currently 21 and feeling shitty as hell
my situation is -
>can't hold a conversation
>retail job so constantly have to deal with people
>failing uni
>stupid amounts of dept
>live in shitty area
>barely any friends
>people online make every tiny thing a huge argument so thats not even fun anymore
does my story line up with yours, does this shit get any fucking better? Right now i really just want to give up.
>>678349338
Can you post a pic of you? I wanna see why you're a kisses virgin.
>>678350584
BOOM! I'll stick to my morning - evening - one random regimen!
>>678350584
>When I talk to them, I spray spaghetti everywhere.
Do you still take a few shots or have you given up entirely?
>>678349338
Why did you make this thread?
What spells can you cast?
>>678350987
kek
>>678350875
I don't actively try anymore but I am still .. well .. exposed to social situations.
>>678350971
To talk. Duh.
>>678350987
I can shot white fluid from my wand.
>>678350684
>Right now i really just want to give up.
not him but in a similar situation with uni and barley any friends...i just remember the phrase "If you're going to hell, keep going", i mean you're already in a shitty place, just keep going in hopes it might get better, if you give up it's going to continue tobe shitty.
How do you sleep at night?
>>678349338
>>678349620
how about a pic just below the lips? We don't need the rest. I mean, it is enought to see if you are fat, slim or /fit/
>>678349338
Why don't you pay for sex?
>>678350725
No, OP. I will not feel better about my own pathetic life just because someone else has an equally bad, or worse life than mine. I would feel better if you had a loser success story, something to aspire to.
>>678351513
let me be your first
>>678351513
ok, you look like my friend who is 20 wich is not a bad thing
girls like guys which look like you, but how often do you go out at clubs?
>>678351325
Eyes closed, horizontal position, facing upwards.
>>678351392
Okay, bonus pic attached
I'm same as OP. I keep convincing I don't need them, but shit why must we have the urge to reproduce.
>>678351513
I look worse than you and I am sure I will get pussy.
Jesus, are you gay?
is there hope for me /b/ros?
>>678351703
where you from? USA? Europe? more specifit Germany?
>>678351679
Top or bottom?
>>678351695
Not anymore.
>>678351889
you have nice eyes
>>678349338
youve had feelings towards someone at least once havent you? what stopped you and i mean real shit not "i didnt want to try" bullshit.
>>678351889
ARE YOU SERIOUS???
I mean wtf, i look like a thousand times uglier than you and you ask like "is there hope for me?"
fuck you normie, fuck you all who look like that
you will never know how it is to be 130kg heavy and look literally like shit
>>678349338
are you ugly ? or why are you still a virgin ?
>>678351282
I've failed uni at this point, i'd have to retake to pass and end up in around 53,000 pounds of debt. I was more talking suicide kind of give up, i see no future where i am happy.
Why don't you just get a hooker OP?
Hey op, are you thinking about committing mass murder to relieve your frustration?
>>678351969
ill be both if i have to hehe so its up to you
>>678351889
Besides a haircut, you don't really need to change anything on your appearance.
>>678352188
maybe he doesnt want std's
hey dude you are fucking beautiful :D Search people you like you because there are people, like me, who like you as the person you are !
>>678351984
thanks mang
>>678352109
i honestly hate my face /b/ro, i hate looking at even my own reflection.. i don't know
>>678349338
Why do you come here?
>>678352402
i feel you , i look like a girl , and not the pretty type
>>678352109
looksim read the manhua and feel better fattie
>>678352109
Then lose some fucking weight , its not that fucking hard. Plus you'll look At least 10x times better
>>678352352
Obviously that's avoidable or else the industry would be dead
>>678352537
I look like a girl too, not the pretty type a lil overweigt too...it sucks
>>678351834
Not gay. Just a social retard.
>>678351899
I am German but I am not in Germany atm.
>>678351985
I had feelings for many people and I approached all of them eventually. In my early years, I did it too late so it became some kind of friend zone cringe shit-show.
>>678352212
No.
>>678352573
well you never know who you getting
>>678352255
ya, been meaning to shave it off, thanks tho
>>678352537
a girl? like no facial hair or something?
>>678352768
Hookers are like a box of chocolates right
>>678352442
Shitposting?
>>678352188
Answer the dubs OP
>>678352855
no facial hair yea , and well my face jsut isnt manly. I look like a kid girl who is ugly :^(
>>678351969
well i don't want to be that dude who tells you that girls preffer what you talk over how you look like, but it is true. I got a friend who is really short and was fucking heavy (168cm and 120kg) and he managed to marry a girl which liked him. You konw why? because he is the best person I know.
I used to be really really poor, and I was always afraid to tell other people. Shit, I asked this friend one time (I never asked anyone before for money) for 300€ to pay my rent, and he didn't even asked me for what. When I offered him the money back +50€, he refused to take it.
But thats not all. I now earn a shit load of money cause BAYER pays you a lot. He still refuses to take his money back and he is still the pest person in my life.
damn, if he was a girl, I would probably marry him
>>678352895
right
>>678353283
indeed
>>678353113
hey /b/ro don't say that, you just gotta work out a little i use to be that chubby little fat kid in school, got into sports, got fit, then got into wow... got chubby again. i don't know where i was going with this, lost my train of thought there, but something about uh being yourself? i guess? idk
>>678349693
Can confirm
>>678352897
4chan is not the place to get Empathy, so get away from it, no one here will help you.
My advice, although it might contradict the previous advice, is to ask some friends to introduce you to someone, or maybe you go to some kind of social place.
Viel Glück
>>678353448
dont make the same mistake i did with a hooker
>>678352188
OP here. I don't care so much about my virginity in itself. It's not a causal factor but rather a symptom of a bigger problem - the inability to form relationships with people I am attracted to. Therefore, fucking a hooker will solve nothing.
Also, I am morally ambivalent towards prostitution. Trafficking, abuse etc.
>>678351513
Just learn how to dance a little bit, and hit the clubs. Act like you are confident, this is easier when you realize that you've got nothing to lose, and that nothing matters, so if you screw up it doesn't mean anything. That attitude mixed with your appearance will get you the chicks. Don't tell chicks that you haven't done it, act likey ou have
>>678353598
what happened?
>>678353598
which is?
>>678353502
atleast i can score with a lesbian.
>>678352752
I recognized that a lot of germans have trouble with women. I am albanian myself, but I only have German friends, becaus "Ausländer sind wirklich so dumm wie sie ausehen"
>du solltest öfter mal raus gehen und sozialer werden.
>im moment klingt das vielleicht dämlich, aber es ist devinitiv besser als auf /b/ zu vergammeln
>hierbei geht es nicht nur um mädels flach legen, sondern allgemein sein lebensgefühl etwas anzuheben.
>nebenbei, Einsame Leute leben im durchschnitt kürzer :/
31 year old kissless virgin here, have a dick pic
>>678353633
Fucking a hooker will boost your confidence and remove the virgin vibe (yes it is a real thing, women can smell virgins)
>>678353850
lmao always look at the bright side mang
>>678353126
I know. I had friends like this myself. They were great people and they deserve all the best and luckily, they got it.
The problem is: I am not one of these people. I am a bundle of neurosis and douchbagerry.
>>678353933
>women can smell virgins
LOL... this isn't true is it? seriously, guys, is it?
>>678353933
I think fucking a hooker would be 1000x more awkward than losing virginity at 30 to a non hooker
>>678354153
uh depends how skilled and experienced the woman is , i guess...
>>678353561
No friends.
>>678353638
I cannot dance for shit. But I still dance. Clubs are only bearable if you left all the fucks you can give at the door.
>>678354153
For real, you can sense the vibe, women are even better at it than I am
>>678354361
ill be your friend
>>678354403
fucking hell
>>678349338
how did u not rape a bitch yet?
>>678354579
because he isnt a disgusting pig
>>678354361
Take some mdma before clubbing, I always know what to say to chicks and have much better chance at scoring on molly
>>678354579
that's only a thing in porn and shit-tier countries
>>678354714
Are you kidding me? Girls get raped all the time in the states. Ever heard of roofies? Yeah, well, it's a thing and it's real.
>>678351272
so... shot web ?
>>678354666
thanks for the advice satan
>>678354938
Yes. I am Spiderman, the second games superhero.
>>678353126
By the way: jealous of your job.
why dont you do drugs, they are better than females in every way imagineable
also, if you have drugs you dont have to be rich, handsome nor popular/famous to get laid.
>>678354913
yeah girls get "raped" all the time not like any of them lie about it or anything
>>678355206
you should be like a motivational speaker or something, dude. you just motivated the shit out of me to do drugs and forget my woes
>>678355007
I am not joking it is called the love drug for a reason, coke could boost your confidence, but i don't recommend it
>>678354306
exactly, once you experience that level of awkward talking to girls will be a piece of cake.
>>678352402
Oh, your self esteem is pretty down, go to a psychological center, you truly need one
>>678349935
There are no magic powers
>>678354361
Any hobbies? Get to know someone, whoever it is, you are nothing without connections.
>>678355672
thanks for the advice /b/ro, but i've already been there done that you know? they said i have some disorder and that i need meds, but the meds dont work they just make it worse. feel like im just waiting until i can't take it anymore and anhero
>>678355904
try a hooker before you off yourself, it could change your life
>>678349338
In no way am I advising you to do anything illegal or hurt yourself or anyone else. But you always have the option of going out in a fucking insane way that would cement you into the annals of history- something most people cant say theyve done.
>>678356039
dont do it , find a girl/boy(whatever you are into) you actually like
>>678355751
No hobbies.
>>678355904
BTW, in Germany, we have an App called "Jodel". You can post stuff there anonymously with some local limitations, so it is pretty good to get to know people.
How have you not kissed anyone, isn't it easy to find drunk slags to kiss you or even fuck you.
>>678356039
prolly will do that, do a bunch of drugs, bang some hookers and blow my brains out like a boss
>>678356161
Is there anything you are actually interested in?
>>678356279
The amount of drunk sales is always smaller than the amount of people who like to take advantage of the drunk slag.
>>678355395
yeah well, im high and happy while you're wondering why you havent killed yourself
just sayin.
>>678356444
he interested in me (;
>>678356279
>be drunk
>drunk slag tries to kiss me
>instinctively turn head away
kek
>>678356156
nah /b/ro, no one would put up with my level of crazy dont you know im loco ese
>>678356231
thanks mang maybe ill try it
>>678356444
Not really honestly. At least nothing prominent.
>>678349338
What makes you feel you are a loser?
>>678349338
I did have my first kiss until I was 25, and that felt like a long time. So I understand.
All I can say is just start going out with girls. Get tinder, match.com, anything... and just meet with girls. Don't expect to meet the woman of your dreams, but look at each one as practice... seriously. Never build a woman up just because she said she wants to sit down and eat food with you. That causes you to overthink and cripples your personality.
When you meet a girl and she wants to go out after a first date, that means she is fucking into you. Don't second guess a second date. You likely shouldn't kiss on the first date, unless you are really feeling it... and I mean really fucking feeling it. But listen... seriously fucking read this and take this as sound advice from someone who's been there...
If the girl goes out with you a second time, unless you really fuck that date up bad, just kiss her... she wants you too. If she doesn't, she will make it clear. Don't be afraid of that though. You have the ability to never see that person again, so if she rejects your kiss... move on to the next person, she isn't worth the time anyway. Don't friendzone yourself because you think she will come around, she fucking wont.
I swear to you, it's literally as simple as just doing it... find girls on tinder and just meet with them and try shit. Outside of kidnapping, raping or murdering them, the worse thing that can happen is a bit of awkwardness when she doesn't welcome your romantic advances. Then you go home and try again. You'll never see that person again, and what you did was not wrong at all. Girls want guys to kiss them, hold their hand, hug them, etc. just as much as men do. You just need to find the girl that is open to it, but the only way to do that is to fucking try and stop overthinking shit. Just do it!!!! I promise you, it's that easy!
>>678351703
nice body
>>678356642
Ah i put up with some crazy shit , im pretty sure you can find someoen who can put up with you . But i guess if you really going for a hooker , find a cute one with no stds.
>>678350180
My personality is shit and I'm 280 pounds.
I also have a theory that I might have aspergers. Not even meme-ing, I do not understand social queues in any way.
I have a pretty sexy girlfriend right now who I still successfully cheat on by using OKcupid.
It is SO easy to manipulate women because they are fucking stupid. Anybody who thinks otherwise is a beta cuck.
Step 1: Make a profile on OKcupid that says very general shit such as, "Uhm I totally like art, I'm such an artist XD" and say that you like stuff like "Harry Potter OMG, Lord of the Rings, and The Walking Dead is so good! (Darrell is EVERYTHING)"
Step 2: "like" every account you see, so that if they like you it will automatically start a conversation between you
Step 3: look for profiles that clearly have low self esteem with comments such as "Not sure what i'm doing in life right now. If you want to talk to me, send a message with your name... but im pretty boring"
Step 4: look through her interests on her profile for a common interest, even if you're lying
Step 5: Hit her up saying she's cute, give her your name, then say "btw I LOVE [insert common interest here]" and leave a little comment about why you like that common interest
Step 5: Ask her a few questions about what she does for school/work, her other interests, also give her answers about what YOU do for work/school and your other interests
Step 6: After about 4 hours of this, just say she's cute again and ask if she wants to meet up and get coffee or something to eat. Once she's agreed to meet up with you it's over, you can take her back to your place. Unless you used fake pictures or something completely retarded. If you want REALLY easy pussy skip this step and go to step 7
Step 7: If her self esteem is clearly really low and she's like a 5/10 on the attractive scale, AND if her profile says "sexually experienced", just invite her to your place to hang out. Ask if she wants to come watch a movie and drink or smoke. You'll fuck.
>>678349338
how's wizard life?
Breh, just order a hooker, no shame in that.
>>678353915
you and OP both look nice, so it has to be something about your persona
>>678356952
you think so? i tried dating this girl back during hs but things got awkward fast, kept saying all the wrong stuff and idk.. i dont feel like going through that again
>>678356994
>280 pounds
Jesus, dude. How tall are you?
>>678356742
Well:
- no sex
- no girlfriend
- no friends
- no career
- no talents
>>678356772
I've maybe had half a dozen dates in my life, and never a second one. Getting women to go out on dates with you is not easy.
>>678357202
i know so . Maybe the problem was in her.
>>678357372
6'2. I'm fat as fuck. There is NO excuse to not get pussy other than having no ambition and being a low energy cuck.
Any fat piece of shit with some spending cash can manipulate a woman. They are brain dead and speak a very basic, universal language.
>>678356994
>Uhm I totally like art, I'm such an artist XD" and say that you like stuff like "Harry Potter OMG, Lord of the Rings, and The Walking Dead is so good! (Darrell is EVERYTHING)
so pretend to be gay?
>>678349338
please listen to this man
>>678356772
>>678351703
OP, you're not fat or ugly. Why don't you have a gf?
>>678357529
maybe.. hey thanks /b/ro this has given me something to think about
>>678357543
>>being a cuck
>>implying cuck is a bad thing
>>678357564
Okay I was slightly exagerating for effect.
Don't say "Uhm, like totally" or "XD".
But yes, say you like Harry Potter. Every dumb girl likes Harry Potter and will think you're cool. Also say you like all kinds of art.
>>678357791
Are you meme-ing? Or do you believe being a male with no ambition and being subservient is not inherently a bad thing? Just castrate yourself you fucking loser.
>>678357699
Douchebag and neckbeard.
Good luck /b/uddy
>>678357992
>>needs to learn what a cuck is
>>implying being a cuck makes you a sub
>>678357735
, just remember that there isnt always a problem in you , good luck!
What you are great on videogames, right?
>your time will come!
>>678349338
some one said something here about not being able to look in the mirror, sure you don't have BDD it's a mental condition. I have it and it fucked my life. The only time in my life it went away was when I fell in love, but then that lasted for a bout two weeks lol.
Not going to make a tldr post, so all I will say is I have empathy, and life can be even worst than this, so enjoy it if you can.
>>678357866
lerl
>>678358303
cuck·old
ˈkəkəld,-ōld/Submit
nounarchaic
1.
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
This objectively makes you a loser. No ambition, no possession, just "fuck my shit up bro".
K. loser
>>678358851
>>k child
>>suddenly realizes how wrong he was when he grows up
>>678349338
Just came by to say +1.
I'm 27. Life is just about staying alive at this point. For what? Nothing but the lack of an easy out, and the ingrained christian beliefs my parents instilled in me that if i do it i will spend an eternity in even more pain.
There are other people who walk your path, just know.
>>678358639
When I am 80 and incontinent.
>>678358677
I love looking at myself in the mirror because I am vain and narcissistic.
>>678359113
i believe in you!
>>678358270
OP here. I hereby officially pay you the attention which you so desperately need.
>>678359112
>using green text incorrectly
>I was only pretending to be retarded XD
k
First time I've seen somebody defending being a cuck, but obviously you're trolling, and successfully I might add. 8/8 great b8 m8. I got you though, not responding again.
>>678359329
hey if youre handing out attention how about sending some my way ;)
Status update from OP: I have moved to whiskey and I am listening to fucking Morrissey. Pathetic.
>>678359793
I don't know who you are. The should bring the IDs back.
>>678351703
I'd fuck you if you were gay
>>678355206
I would do drugs if i could get them. only place to get drugs where i live is dangerous meth heads and i dont want to get involved with them just for weed. wat do.
>>678359980
just your friendly neighborhood attention whore
>>678359993
Thanks bro.
>>678360132
Send a pic or something.
>>678356497
playing LoL while high, best.
>>678357520
Then just go in for a kiss on the first date. Fuck it, same thing applies. Some will give you the cheek, or pull away, but you're bound to get one who wants the experience of kissing someone just as much as you. That may be your ticket to a second date!
Fuck what I said about not kissing on the first date, just do it man... nothing to lose. So what, an awkward few seconds if she rejects you.... you've had an awkward 33 years.
Break the cycle, it fucking works man... first girl I went in for a kiss, turned her face and I kissed her cheek... moved on. Next girl I went in for the kiss and we made out by my car for like 10min... and I had 0 experience kissing anyone at that point. You'll be surprised at the results if you just say fuck it.
>>678356994
This is the only correct answer.
The only excuse for never having had sex, is never having had tried.
There is no such thing as a person who actively seeks out sex and fails over and over. Success is so fucking easy, as long as you arent LITERALLY retarded
>>678349338
I'd let you fuck me OP, but then I'm a twinky gay dude.
>>678360476
You have to use OKcupid to get women.
The only beta here is you.
>>678349338
No your not, stop Bullshitting
>>678360291
>>678360613
By now, we could start a gay orgy.
>>678360347
Been there, done that. The don't kiss on the first date rule was completely new to me.
>>678360476
Only tried Tinder and some stupid German sites.
>>678360681
Sure, maybe I am.
Being so stupid and whiny that you literally CAN'T find sex no matter how hard you try, is pretty much as bad as it gets though.
If you are even more stupid than the fuck holes you try to go after, you don't deserve sex. That's natural selection preventing you from breeding.
>>678360908
Your fucking handsome, I don't believe you are a virgin?
>>678360808
May I ask why you think that I am bullshitting?
>>678360951
Better than virgin mode yeah?
>>678361097
Don't feed the trolls
>>678361206
Depends. I have a very delicate anus.
>>678360951
Try OKcupid. Me and my friends just call it SlutFinder. It's literally for hook ups. It's either naive SJW college chicks who have no friends because of how obnoxious they are, or lonely sluts that you can use as a cum dump for a night. It's very easy to tell which is which.
It doesn't matter how ugly you are, if you spend 1 week on OKcupid and don't find a hook up, then it's JUST lack of ambition and not understanding how to manipulate people.
>>678361127
I don't know
>>678360476
It's not really the sex you want lol, it's the relationship, the memories the places photographs etc. once you realise all of that is gone fucking some random off the internet is no substitute.
It's like two parallel worlds that run along side each other, if you are lucky you will form a relationship when you are young, grow together with someone, develop your personality together with someone you love.
If you are not, lucky, and that's the joke, it is all luck. then you grow only to hate the world.
>>678361097
how would you rate me? also yes still virgin
>>678361323
...I dont >.>
>>678361299
What do you mean?
>>678351282
It will get better. Many people struggle around that time of life (me included)
There is an idea that by 21 you are an adult and should have your shit together. It is bollocks. A lot of people take until about age 30 before it all makes sense. You are probably one of them (as also like me). Try to relax and keep going, it will get better for sure M8
>>678349338
How are you doing?
>>678361332
Isn't OkCupid an US thing?
>>678361447
A good 7/10
>>678361528
That's "Brandon" 4chan trolls use pics of him to get attention
>>678361606
Starting to get drunk. Best time of the week.
>>678361415
I don't get it. So are you saying you ALSO have no friends?
I hang out with my male buddies and we have some good relationships (making memories as you put it), then I get to fuck stupid women.
I've met maybe 3 women in my life time that were intelligent enough to keep up with a conversation that didn't devolve into being "lolsorandum omg". Why would you want a deep relationship with that?
Find something to fuck.
Sorry if you have no friends though, that sucks.
>>678361624
Oh ya, it might be US only :/ sorry if you don't have it
It's pretty legit for hook ups.
>>678361743
That's good to hear. Be safe.
>>678351513
fuckable
I lost my virginity at 21, but I started taking escitalopram (antidepressant) tablets and I honestly think they helped me hold a conversation and gave me the confidence boost I needed to get myself laid.
and honestly, once I got laid, I was more happy that I was just with someone and able to talk to people and had friends than the fact my dick had gotten wet.
>>678361697
Oh! I see
>>678361917
OP here. I was on Citalopram for a few years. It helped getting my life on track career wise but never really helped in the social department.
>>678349338
48 (and counting) year old kissless virgin.
and regretting nothing.
sometime after 30 you eventually stop obsessing about it
>>678361661
Mind rating me? I feel very self-conscious, was teased in school a lot because I was hairy
>>678362483
>dem eyebrows
>>678361786
Only my opinion.
Yes it does suck. But that's my own fault.
>>678361027
...except I have a wife. My personality isn't so shitty that I repel a woman away after one night.
>>678362774
You are subservient to one woman. Gotcha cuck boy.
I love how in your projected fantasy I'm the one repelling them. Actually, having to play along and pretend to like childrens novels (harry potter) and listen to the most generic banter is why they don't get hit up again. Easy, dumb women are useless. You're the type of guy who got married because you were afraid you wouldn't be able to get pussy if you don't hold one down. Pathetic.
>>678362483
OP here. You can join the gay orgy.
>>678363263
Cool
>>678363255
you seem like an asshat
>>678363558
k
enjoy serving your wife lil guy
>>678363558
Full blown misogyny at 13 he is indeed. But that's what 4chan does too the young hipsters these days.
>>678363780
im not that guy just read your banter
>>678364033
+ 1
>>678364033
If you believe that women are on the same level of your intelligence, they probably are dude. You are dumb as fuck.
They are easily manipulated, just follow the steps I posted above
>>678356994
And the ugliest loser (like yourself) can get sex.
Yes I am "misogynist". If you believe that your wife is on equal footing with you, you're not really a man. You're a stupid pussy.
>>678364033
>13
>hipster
actually little hipster boys are skinny kids defending SJW values...
good projecting though, you basically just admit you're a young little twink. Enjoy getting cucked.
I've slept with married woman off craigslist by the way. I'm sure your wife will find her way to these sites soon enough :) Women really can't stand low energy cuck hipsters
OP here. Still here, still drinking. So fucking talk to me about anything.
>>678365283
grow a pair you faggot
>>678349338
>be me
>was virgin up until the age of 27
>went to germany and fucked 11 different 8/10 girls
>felt good
>no longer have longing to know what sex is like
>when fapping can truly visualize what it's actually like
>>678365473
K.
>>678365522
Where the fuck did you go?
Keks
>>678365522
What do 11 German hookers cost?
>>678359833
Mick?
>>678365818
lmao
>>678365283
hey op. im an ausfag, 9 am here so im not drinking. yet. kind of in the same boat, addicted to alcohol, waiting for a bed at a detox facility.
>>678365739
didnt you know that germany has a huge number of hot as fuck eastern europeans working in prostitution legally?
they only charge 70 euros for thirty mins too
>>678365818
they aren't german. They just go to germany to work. They're eastern european and hot as fuck (slav genes).
70 euros for 30 minutes
>>678352109
so you're black then?
>>678365991
you know if they also got any "fresh" girls legally bangable out there?
>>678365844
Just learned what the fuck a hurler is.
>>678366375
what the fuck is 'fresh'?
>>678351513
I'd let you fuck me.
>>678366525
really? never heard of nose clams?
>>678366759
I'd stroke your fur while blowing my load.
get your dick wet and all the girls will come
step 1
call a escort
step 2
do the escort
step 3
call another escort
step 4
treat escort like shit and fuck her
cofidence would increase
visit a dating site
not buying it in this day and age there no such thing as a 30 year old virgin specially if your a guy
>>678367522
OP here. Not lying to you. Also, women lose their virginity earlier than men.
>>678366943
Danke
>>678351513
hey man, your last EP was wack as fuck. get stefan back on DG
>>678367780
op is full of shit lost his v card like this
>>678367938
Who the fuck is that?
Hello, I'm 20 years old, I have sex almost every weekend, i rent a decent apartment, drive a nice car, and have stedy job, what were you doing when you were 20?
>>678367780
Dude bang out some hookers im telling you nothing wrong i know your type my friend is the same way he goes for really good looking women who are out of is league everybody fucks ugly chick in the beginning
>>678368477
learning how to survive homeless, not everyone has the same opportunities in life pal
>>678368807
This
Ugly chicks are like starter pokemons
>>678349338
Are you euphoric from your intelligence like that of the character of mine.
>>678368477
i was in college broke and fucking fat slobs the more money i got the skinnier my girlfriends got
>>678368807
I usually go for the plain - though not fat women - women.
>>678369144
Very euphoric.
>>678368477
University pursuing a worthless career path.
So what happened, Anon? Why did you turn into a loser?
Did you at least have opportunities to get laid in highschool, or over the years?
>>678369936
>Why did you turn into a loser?
I didn't _turn_ into a loser. I never managed to not be one.
>Did you at least have opportunities to get laid in highschool, or over the years?
No. There was never any casino that I am ware of where a girl was into me. Neither in high school, nor afterwards.
all women have low self esteem not matter how ugly you are there is atleast five in close vicinity that would fuck you they out numbers us thinks its like 20 single women for every 1 male
>>678369144
I'm cumming with knowledge.
checked
>>678370522
Checked again my fellow athiest.
>>678349338
You live with parents? How do they feel? How does the rest of your family feel?
>>678370521
Then I've always asked the wrong women out.
Bro, I narrowly avoided your wizard status. I made out with a friend of a friend. we started calling ourselves "official".
Took me six months to have sex with her
>>678370898
I don't even live in the same country. I don't know how they feel, never talked about that.
>>678349338
You are the embodiment of /b/
Truly pathetic
