Ask a guy who fucked and/or fiddled with several kinds of animals anything.
Goats dont satisfy you anymore, filthy muslim?
>>678334839
Actually goats are quite enjoyable.
I'm not a Muslim though.
What's it like being a great big homo?
>>678335277
I dunno, ask your dad.
>>678334401
>Spider
Really?
proof?
>>678335627
I came on a spider once, I guess that counts.
>>678335632
Are you expecting me to take pics with timestamps every time I put my dick in an animal?
No, sorry. Can't risk being discovered, I'd lose my job.
>>678335924
Why? What is the sexual appeal of a spider?
>>678335924
Which animal was harder to get/fuck?
I really love image titles like these here.
>>678336002
>>678335924
do you work with animals?
>>678335320
>>678335277
Kek OP got you nigga
>>678334401
how'd you fuck a parrot if it has no genetails
>>678336002
Nothing, I thought it would be funny. It died though.
>>678336058
I guess a female elk. They tend to run, but I found a very friendly one in heat.
>>678336175
Kind of.
>>678336630
I didn't. And they have a cloaca. The pic is just a random pic.
>>678336630
are you fucking kidding me
>>678336789
wot u mean gook?
>>678334401
what is your favorite animal to fuck?
and which one didnt you fuck, but whould like to try?
>>678338658
Don't really have a favorite.
Never fucked a big cat, but would like to try someday.
>>678338960
What mammals did you get to fuck?
what animal pussies were the most memorable and why?
>>678339035
Welp, big list. I'll mention most I can remember, but some of them was just like a bit of foreplay or just touching (mostly they'll be obvious). Alright here goes:
horses, dog, goat, sheep, cow, donkey, pig, zebra, elk, fox, (house)cat, deer, raccoon, wolf, hyena, red panda, ant eater, koala, .....
>>678339292
Can't really say, but you can be surprised how big animals can still be tight. I guess the elk is kind of memorable, since she was a one time thing and she kept clenching and pushing back into me. Sadly she ran of after like a minute.
>>678334401
>dat pic
is missing seals, cows, orangertangs, badgers, goats, hedgepigs, otters, pigs, crocadials, whales and donkys
>>678340314
Oh hey thanks, I forgot otter in the list.>>678339861
>>678339861
How are you able to do this? Do you just search for them in the forest or do you get in contact with them in work e.g. Zoo, veterinary. Also if they're wild how are you able to not scare them off before you can hakuna their tatas?
>>678340969
Bit of column A, bit of column B.
Most of them are tame or used to people, some other ones you have to gain their trust first (food and "candies" help A LOT).
>>678341270
Interesting. I've always wanted to try out some animal pussy out of curiousity. Is it hard to keep it a secret ? Do you do it when you are left alone with the animals for a while or do you actually work with them long enough that it's basically impossible to find out unless you get caught?
>>678342018
Not really hard to keep it a secret, but you do have to be cautious, even when you think you're "in the clear".
And as you say, I'm not going to do stuff when other people are with me and also I only do stuff with animals who gained my trust (and vice versa), while keeping what exactly you can do with what animal (e.g. trying to shove your dick into a cat would not work, but you can have fingerplay, etc...).
Also, anything with teeth can bite. If an animal scratches or bites you, you can always tell people it was an accident, but not -let's say- ten times in a month, that obviously makes "alarm bells" go off...
>>678343020
while keeping in mind**
