hey /b/, femanon here...
just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.
sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
>>678333860
/thread
I'd rather have an average dick than be hated by society.
>>678333860
Win
>implying anyone cares about making women cum
i doubt girls would want a guy to rip their asshole with their dick and then cry later on that they were mistaken about the whole ''size does matter'' thing
>>678333733
dont care get back in my kitchen and make me a sandwich
>8 inches+ to satisfy
>tight
Look at this bitch, she thinks her opinion matters!
>>678333733
Like I give a fuck about satisfying a woman. I'm not 16. Why would I want to see you again after I've fucked you? Mission accomplished, goodbye sweet cheeks.
>>678334366
you wouldn't want a fwb to fuck more than once?
I think you have a cancerous mole above your asshole
ITT people think OP is a woman and that post it is real.
>>678334496
*are a
>>678333733
the only reason you need a huge dick is because you're loose as fuck you stupid cunt.
>tight cunt+huge dick=ouch
>>678333733
nice time stamp :-)
>>678334530
nah.. guys just like re-assuring themself that their average dick is more than enough :P
nice photoshop
maybe we'd care about your opinion if you had an ass, or any pleasing aspects for that matter.
>>678333733
aww fuck. I guess I will never find a girl then since im only 6 inches
>>678334651
half the time it is of course
>>678333733
My dick is over 8 inch and i never met a girl who could take my whole dick without pain or unpleasantness.
Still no tits with stamp...
>>678334943
i know, doesn't have to say it in every thread talking about dick size though
Ok let's do ot this way
Have a 3 inch dick and make every girl cum? Or have a 9 inch and don't even know how to use it and bore the shit out of her? (I definetly did not get this from a youtube vid I kinda swer..)
>>678333733
NORMIE
Same slut from a couple days ago
Making me reply to bait/10
Also sage goes in all fields
>>678333733
Bitch hold on.
So you imply that feelings when having sex does absolutely not matter for you? That's fine! There are people who judge Sex by feelings. Tension. I know you have no clue of something like that. You just need it rough. I like that! You remind me of that very true joke.
Girl:"I need 20cm and it has to hurt."
Me:"How about i fuck you twice and punch you in the face, ok?"
Because that's what i do when i fuck you next time ;)
Jokes aside. I won't fuck you.
For some girls it doesn't matter how long your schlong is, aslong as you have for example the right rhythm or moan with a manly voice or whatever... All this matters in sex for different people.
I should give myself a high five for knowing so much about you fucking cunts.
Femanon here.
Thick dicks > Long dicks. 8 inches is too long. 5-6 inches and plenty of thickness is just right. <3
>>678333733
Well actually my gf has a tiny vagina, I'm only like 5cm above the average and I can fill her up and make her cum, so what's the deal there?
And what's up with that "slut-shaming"? Have you lived it? If yes, it must have been deserved I guess
>>678333733
>sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
Yeah, that's why women always shy away from a dick, no matter how small. And if you finally convince them to fuck them, they yell rape. I have a 6 inch dick (average) and I've been charged with rape 3 times.
If I slapped you over your stupid face with my mediocre sized dick, you'd scream rape too, you cowardly bitch.
You suffer from mental retardation and no amount of dick will cure that, no matter how loose your cunt gets.
>>678333733
id rather satisfy that asshole
also checked
>>678333733
that's a very nice asshole
>>678335099
How about this. Would you rather have a 3 inch dick and not know how to use it because girls just laugh at you when they see it. Or a 9 inch dick that you know how to use along with being good at foreplay.
The choice is easy folks.
don't be a insecure averagefag
>>678333733
Please adjust the text the next time.
>>678333733
fuck people falling for this low quality photoshopped bait
lots of faggots on b today
>>678335284
Thx for noticing me sempai, I was looking at my screen like "dam n1 will not is me... fml"
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>>678333733
Good thing I'm a gay Furfag...because I wouldn't tap that anyway
>>678335495
FUCK YEAH!!
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>>678333733
if her pussy is loose you put it in her butt, her asshole looks tight
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>>678333733
this might be believable if I hadnt seen this same thread nearly a dozen times in the last week.
Also my dick is only like barely over 5 inches, never had complaints, have had a compliment or two.
You dick size doesnt matter nearly as much as you think it does, unless you're a hallway looking 6' 7' 12'' ass whore.
>>678333733
so... you expect us to lust after you? No bitch, no. Kill yourself.
>>678335284
Lemme fix what I said earlier, I didn't pay attention to ur sht op. Just saying... no1 would even come close 2 u lel, wanna know why? U were probably pregnant over 60 times and probably have aid's and no condoms would protect any1 from receiving ur aids. Sincerely - The dude who's trying to shit rn
>>678333733
Is there a method for increasing dick size or are all of them bullshit and your doomed by genetics?
>>678335331
just today?
Bait...
>>678335872
There is its called losing weight m8
>>678333733
Still gonna jerk to your pink asshole.
>>678335817
Obvious shoop is obvious.
>>678333733
Until you can bring something to the table other than a hole, you can fuck right off. You aren't entitled to a man's dick or his house because you have a place for his dick.
>>678335776
Ultimate trap card can
>>678333733
SHOPPED!
Falling for this horrendously shooped bait....
>>678334049
Is it because society already hates you jamal?
>op
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Fucking newfags.
OP Is simply speaking for woman with huge gaping vaginas such as herself, woman with normally sized holes will probably deny this.
>>678333733
you're too average for me to get my small cock up
Maybe it's a troll that just wants to make us feel insecure...
>>678336480
Get the fuck out, dude.
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>>678336480
Of course we all know op is a fat teenage boy living in his mom's basement. 4chan is more fun if you play along though.
>>678336525
But you're the OP?
THIS IS NOW A AMA THREAD
OP - Why would you think /b/ would fall for this shit
>>678336712
Still would eat that ass
If you have a larger dick then that means you'll have more vagina over your dick than an average man. So you'll cum faster than a man with a small dick.
Small dicks are the best. You can thrust really hard if you have a small dick because you don't have to worry about bumping into her cervix and breaking your dick
>>678336480
Kek bro you totally showed me that we're inferior by calling me a newfag.
GINOSAJI SHALL HAUNT YOU FOREVER AND BEAT YOUR TIGHT ASS WITH A SPOON OP OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIIIIINNN
>>678335955
I didn't know that the overweight fatty american McDonalds lifestyle contributed to penis size,
thanks anon!
>>678337981
I don't live in usa m8 um not fat I only weigh like 230 kg im... bug boned B) ;-;
>>678333733
did you know that waist-line is the female equivalent to penis size?
fat chicks are equivalent to small penis men as far as sexual performance
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>>678338100
OMFG!!! 3 DUBS WITHOUT EVEN GETTING SINGLES SHT SON!!11!1!1 I can now die in pieces plus..... check em >:)
>>678333733
So, how many times are you going to post this thread?
>>678338100
what I meant was that I didn't know that being fat makes penises shrink and being thin makes penises bigger
And my country is full of fat people, about 2/3 of the population probably.
>People actually fall for this photoshop
>>678338333
I just came buckets and puked rainbows... them... trips .. them... doubles... not even a single singles :') I wanna die in pices.. check em again pls? :')
>>678338333
newfog dicktected
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>>678338649
Oh sht m8 don't make me summon the mighty ginosaji on Uranus
>>678338678
Checked them hot singles
>>678338833
Oh baby it's a tripple
6/10 photoshop job
>>678333733
I masturbate with my girlfriends body. Tight pussy and needing huge dick is conflicting.
>>678333733
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>>678333733
9 inches reporting in to say you're most likely ugly as fuck. GG bitch
>>678333733
Is this you anon?
http://www.streamboobs.com/love_raquel_xo/
>>678338833
>Checked them hot singles
Ok
>>678339162
c; check eem?
>>678339541
Aw my dub luck has worn out ;-;
>>678333733
>just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter.
Welp. As someone with a 5 1/2 incher I'm glad to be a bottom fag.
I've got a 7.5 inch dick which is fatter than an average dick & I can't do doggy with my wife cos it hurts her to much & doggy is the fuckin best.She has a slightly tilted womb which is pretty common apparently. it also means she won't let me do anal as she has it in her head that the pain would be to much.If she didn't give the best BJ ever I would be divorced by now
>>678333733
>...autistic works of fiction...
Sure thing OP
No problem. I wouldn't want anything to do with your shallow ass. Enjoy beaten or being a single mom when that nigger uses you since they'll be the only ones you will find with a dick big enough for you.
>>678340144
>shallow ass
>tits or gtfo
Lol this is pretty bad b8 m8. Even the sluttiest girls know that if you can last long enough, then you don't need an 8 inch.
>>678340823
yep but this is another one of them autistics works of ficiton. OP is (not maybe, not might be, but definitely) a man.
>>678333733
nice bait. now what if big dicks were average... then what?
>>678333733
Let's try for a moment to imagine the massive loser who took the time to make this
>>678333733
the stamp look shopped
>>678336480
>trying this hard
Kill yourself
>>678340751
But I don't have any tits.
>>678341567
it is
thats a pretty nice asshole though, does anyone have more pics from this fem
>>678342024
My point is you calling someone shallow, when you're the kind of fag that says "tits or gtfo".
>>678342177
Come to think of it, I don't believe I've ever said tits or get the fuck out. I lurk 90% of the time.
im a newfag and this shit becomes old switch to why atheists shit plox
>this thread again
uncut/cut diamonds anyone...
>>678343259
Oh yeah, no question. Size queens exist, but they are mostly gay dudes.
>>678333733
This is the 3rd time I've seen this
>>678333733
May I lick your asshole?
Anyone have Kik girls they need me to pull nudes from? I have a very particular set of skills.
>>678333733
Kik?
>>678333733
Bitch your arms are hairy as fuck ain't nobody wanna fuck you anyway.
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