What are you /b/ lets see how many real men are in this recycle bin
>>678329207
OP here -450
>>678329207
bump
>>678329207
Shit i broke even
0
>mfw it was traps that got me
>>678329700
Faggot
>kekek
>>678329207
+25
Not too bad I guess, alphabeta sounds alright. Also the axe thing is pretty random, this isn't 1900 anymore, we have central heating and gas now
According to this picture every child is a beta
>>678329913
True axe is merely metaphorical with regards to this basically meaning if you done any tough outdoor shit using heavy equipment could be construction as well heavy hammer shit like that
-1,275
-425
>>678329207
Come fags post your scores I wanna know how many of y'all is A or B or maybe even C
>kekekek
-625...would have been higher if had not been my love to geek out with games and anime. Hmmmm some what accurate
I only half like the ponies. Good messages and shit for the kids. So if we go about half of that penalty...I still come up at about 650. So fuck you.
>>678329207
+550
>>678329207
-600 alpha af
-575 here. 20 years old virgin...
>>678329207
I'm more like this
http://www.streamboobs.com/sexyredfox89/
>>678330515
correct that, +300
missed the loving yourself bonus
>>678329207
-1,225
The leader I be.
>>678330333
Nice trips OP
>>678330898
Thanks for the heads up have some OC tits I always deliver OC when I get trips idk about u fags
>kekekekek
>>678330750
I like how being a true alpha on this chart hust means being a normal human
>>678331262
Huh?
-300?
Sure
-525, got me with the anime, games, facebook, and living with parents.
-850. That is with assuming that drinking more than twice a week is a drug addiction.
True fucking alpha.
>>678329207
-400
>>678329207
Anything under 0 is acceptable anything above kys
>>678329207
im a fucking wizard
>>678332036
I tip my hat to u son altho u do have magical powers
>kekekek
Bump. Gunna do once i get to next class
+250
>>678329207
-700
>>678329207
-675? Neat.
-100
-775 pretty alright
>>678332305
-575
Owning a home and being married (i assume directly transferrable with having a girlfriend helped)
Too bad i hate myself, got me
>>678333202
Yeah why hate yourself man?
I thought the test was just retarded when I got +1150, But then i saw everyone elses score
-1,100
I still love anime, though.
>>678329207
-1275. Thanks for the esteem boost!
>everyone getting negative numbers
i'm a god damn wizard
>>678333412
I dont like where i am in my life.
>beautiful wife.
>beautiful daughter
>own a house
>free college from military service (pursuing masters)
>not completely broke
>employed
Most people would kill to have what i have
I just feel directionless, useless, and lost since i exited the military.
I know my thinking is irrational and ungrateful, but its just the way i feel
Did it for 8 fucking years
I imagine divorce feels this same way, only with debt ans heartache.
Im ashamed of myself sexually and what im into.
In reality, im definitely not a -575 true alpha.
>>678333679
Nice trips Leader drop some OC
>>678330258
I don't work out or own a business, and I like anime and have a Facebook. How did you get your score?
>>678334166
You are if the score suggests as much just the way you feel inside bruh don't go over stay on the cool side man
Wtf are you into that so bad man?
>>678329207
-150
>>678329207
-100
nice test
bronies should give +10mil minimum, just put "kill yourself" next to the wizard
I use an axe lots to make firewood how the fuck is that an alpha ability its not very hard people with downs can do it.
Does owning a house/flat/business count if there's a loan to do it? I'd thought no so didn't count it, but I don't know many that actually own their flats.
>>678329207
>using a fucking Warhammer reference as the ultimate alpha
That should be -10000 for you OP.
How is owning a house and business equal.
>owning business =instant alpha
I guess itd have to at least be self sustaining
>>678334202
those are not trips faggot
but i am a generous and gregarious leader
>>678334540
If your paying a loan a bank owns your home.
But fuck man....spending 30 years to pay it off isnt any more alpha than having a loan.
>I guess 29 more years and ill be able to -250 from my score
>>678334616
>>678334675
Just post your fucking score fags
>>678329207
>break even until I get to the pink
>gain 1000 points
fuck
>>678329207
-975
This is shit's stupid, brah
>>678334382
Id rather smell my wifes feet and ass than fuck her.
Im into very sadistic bdsm.
I dont know
Its not bad
But i feel like a pleb about it
Im confident its all mental
-175. No gf and I'm driving the same car I got in high school.
I like how this says I'm -400, yet I'm somehow still a massive beta faggot out in real the real world
>>678335233
Is that how you feel or how ppl view you?
>>678329207
-975, Damn it feels good to be an alpha
Social: -25
Entertaining: -25
Can Drive A Car: -25
Used an Axe: -100
Had Sex: -100
College + High School: -150
Job: -50
Girlfriend: -250
Loving Yourself: -250
Liking Anime (One Piece): +25
Having Facebook: +25
Not Working Out +50
Total: -875
It seems like it'd be really easy to be an alpha.
Test says I'm microalpha, but I know I'm GabeN
-275 Deal
>>678329207
>+1700
help
>>678335460
whoops, +275
-75, basically because I'm 17 and can't have my own flat/car, learn at uni or drive a car (18+ in my country).
Do I have some hope to be at least a captain?
>>678335509
You don't need help u need an assistant to aide you with those magic tricks and powers
>kekekek
>>678334994
Fine.
-475
Because apparently using an axe is important?
Also that score makes no sense because I'm a full blown autist.
I love imagining the sad cunt who actually made this though. Nothing screams alpha like making cool images for 4chan with dank memes in them.
>>678329700
Isn't it always traps
>>678329207
rolling:
-550
>>678335652
Dude anything on the left is legit anything to the right is KYS or sissy/cuck mental illness status on the real
>>678335652
MODS MODS MODS
>>678329207
+25
What do I do now /b/ros.
fucking alphafags can rule the would but we betas will always be happy with our trap threads and keks
>>678336225
We found the OMEGA on /b/
>kekekek
>>678329207
+350
Seems pretty hard to become a true wizard
+600 cuz furry + hate myslef ...
>>678335877
Well, I don't think not using an axe, not having a gf when 18+, liking anime or playing games are something KYS-worthy,
>>678336363
true beta actually, 675
hahaha... -1075. Dicks.
-525 however i hate this scale. im a true leader
>>678336225
Shut the fuck up please, we all know that at least 10% of /b/ are 17 or younger.
>>678336363
Implying u were trying
>kekek
>>678329207
1175
this chart kinda sucks though. basically every normal person is alpha according to this.
-800
>>678329207
-650 but i dont need ops dumb pic to know that
>>678336670
Excluding u obviously
>kekek
>>678329207
I can only imagine the pimple faced dweeb you sit ups at his computer all night making these to troll people on /b/.
That's fucking comedy.
>>678329207
omega, shit. feels about right though.
>>678331109
>giving shit about the post-number on an anime and japan-culture related imageboard
>calling yourself "alpha male"
Faggot.
>>678329207
-1700 here
>>678329207
500
>>678336861
Fuck you wizard go cast some spells elsewhere make sure you wear that pointy ass hat too
Do weird fetishes really fuck you up that much? I'm -600 before I apply the pink part but that drags me down to +400.
>>678329207
-1200
how does anybody even get higher stats?
who the fuck didn't use an axe in his life?
>>678329207
-675
Playing vidya killed it.
>>678337446
Everyone who has no need to use an axe.
OP again I bet most of u dweebs think that a guy like this is guaranteed to be alpha just coz he probably can beat yo ass?
-350
>>678329207
That has me at -250 even though I spend all my time playing video games with friends on the internet. Shit ranking fam.
>>678337806
He is guaranteed to be alpha because he's black. Good body + long dick + blacks are closer to being an animal. In terms of nature, blacks are mostly alphas.
>>678335134
That is beta shit right there man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffZgq3yvB0
>>678329207
>having a ball and chain makes you more alpha
Does being retarded also make you more alpha you cuck?
>>678338162
That's when you're wrong dude having a nice body big dick doesn't mean you alpha bro neither does it have to do with the color of your skin man you might be surprised to know that is basically a white person perspective if this guy was amongst all blacks he would prob be considered beta as fuck real talk man
>>678329207
19yo
-350
Is there hope for me?
>>678337806
For all we know this dude could be a cuck who likes to be dominated by females what I'm trying to put to you guys is that appearance physique non of that shit has anything to do with being alpha man
>>678329207
-1000
Entertaining -25
Can drive a car -25
Has leader skills -25
Used an axe -100
Working out/doing sports -50
Can handle drug use -50
Educated (Highschool) -50
Job -50
Own a business -250
Loving yourself -250
Asocial +25
Liking anime +25
Playing games +25
Having Facebook +25
18+yo no girlfriend +100
Socialize through internet +100
18yo+ still living with parents +50
Virgin +250
Total -275
This chart sucks. Didn't get any chicks in highschool and my adult life is way better. Plus, I didn't go to college, because I am into IT and college is useless. I've even had offers to teach in one.
>>678338528
Why do you think so?
(You know that a 2D-girl-pillow is added by photoshop, right?)
>>678329207
I'd have -1045 but I fucking love traps and h/fur so 795 I guess.
Still a knight though.
-475
>>678329207
625 or 875
>>678329207
These threads are so silly.
>Social
>Entertaining (sometimes)
>Can drive (not legally)
>Some leadership skills (Insight and motivating)
-100
>Used an axe, mostly when camping
>Had sex
>Educated (College)
-300
>Do sports
>(I don't do drugs (?))
>Job
-150
>Own a house
>Girlfriend
>Love myself
-750
>Like anime
>Play games
>Have facebook
+75
Net total: -1225
>>678338968
Imo and from experience most guys who are bodybuilders or want to get that huge have an inferiority complex tbh most bodybuilders are beta as pussies
>>678339365
Not legally doesn't count in the eyes of the law so called 'Leader'
>>678339581
The question is whether or not I can drive, and I can. Just not legally.
>>678330429
This + furrys.
-625
-750
And I don't own a car or know how to drive one, but in Amsterdam it's not even necessary and kind of excessive so not taking it too seriously.
>>678329207
-250 (Captain)
>tfw you could be a true alpha but you hate yourself too much
I'd watch a movie of the showdown of these alphas and betas
>>678336670
Yeah, but how many "normal" people are in /b/?
850
The rest of you are mindless cucks
>>678342338
bump
-550
>feels good
