Okay faggots what's your excuse for not having a qt gf?
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Okay faggots what's your excuse for not having a qt gf?
>>678326794
I got to a cc, not worth getting into a relationship, maybe after I transfer I'll get one
Rich all girls just want me cause of the money
>>678326794
I'm gay?
>>678326794
who is she?
>>678326794
oh look this, this thread again
fuck off op
>>678326794
moar?
She's sick at home right now but texted me she'd come by later for some smash. So technically she's not present now
>>678326794
>wife won't let me
I have a bf and real penises are better than strapons. Plus, girls don't know how to top... guys are way better at it.
Girls are cute and all but guys are so much better.
>>678326794
Not a lesbian.
Tfw you're waiting on /b/ for your girlfriend to come back from vein le rose, sex store and the grocery store. Threads like this make me realize I'm spoiled lol
>>678330205
Tits or Auschwitz
>>678326794
fat and unemployed.
literally NOTHING to offer.
I'd say mine is. Pic related.
>>678330355
At least you got dubs
>>678327018
I have a gf, been dating a year and half now but i'm about to transfer so that's gonna be shitty.
Honestly wish i had your mentality about it from the beginning.
I went through toxic relationships and figured it wasnt worth it. Now I just build cars and computers. Cold emotionless machines. I love it. Also 0-60 in 1.8 is fucking amazing on the street
>>678330313
Fuck off faggot. Don't need to prove anything to you. Go suck on your dad's dick.
>>678326794
I do, heres her profile
http://www.streamboobs.com/sexyredfox89/
I am female and have a boyfriend
>>678326794
Not having to watch those saggy tits all day... Thank god.
>>678330753
>no you
>>678330894
>>678330205
>I'm a girl btw
>>678331129
>btw
Bitch where
>>678331423
Welcome to 4chan
>>678326794
lacy?
Lucy Right Op?
Too pussy to go up and ask one for number
>>678330503
post more
>>678330503
why does she have no face
hao 2 get gf
>>678333189
Cause she doesn't want stalkers.
>>678333367
im just saying, Who says shes worth stalking other than you is all, face is important for being qt duh
I cannot be faithful :(
cus I'm an untrustworthy selfish piece of shit. Been with attractive women before though.
I don't know. I'd fuck me.
>>678326794
cause im a gay faggot
>>678333012
>man up
>ask for number
>success
>exchange four or five texts
>She never replies again
>Pls respond
Don't worry anon
I was 270 at 6 foot with long hair. 8 months later and I am almost done with weight loss, I'm 204 as of today, short hair, taking krave maga with a good paying job. I've done a lot to improve myself but I still have the same mentality so I'm not putting myself out there yet. Although I'm sure I've already progressed enough to land a hot chick. I'm not done yet but I'm much better off than I used to be
>>678326794
I don't have a GF because it's PRICEY !!!!
- gift for birthday
- gift for Saint's day
- gift for anniversary
- gift for monthiversary
- gift for every year graduation
- gift for Xmas
- gift for Easter
- gift for New Years' Eve
- gift for Helloween
- gift for March 8
- gift for St.Valentine
- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
- many, many, many gifts for making her forgive some of my non-existent wrongdoing
I did not count cinemas, pizzas, paying for everything in a date, paying for her train tickets, and so on.
>TL;DR: I'm single, that is, I'm saving big bucks.
>>678327216
Don't tell them. Get a tiny apartment, a meh car, and just don't tell them. Make them think you're struggling to make ends meet. If/when she falls for you (like, really falls for you), drop the bomb on her. If she changes the way she acts around you because of the money, dump her. If not, you're golden.
>>678330894
too easy.
if she lost about 15 lb she'd be perfect. oh well.
>>678326794
social retardation i guess. Im not even that bad at talking to girls, just not sure how to make the transition from acquaintance/friend to relationship.
>inb4 just ask them out
too pussy for that
>>678334147
those monitors viewing angles are making me cringe
I am fat and ugly
>>678330982
What saggy tits faggot?
>>678336287
Thats lucy R isint it op?
>>678326794
Because I can't talk to girls. And I mostly spend my time Studying, Watching TV shows or on 4chan... I've been up till 5 AM on 4chan. The loneliness hurts but I guess I deserve it.
>>678336596
>>678336596
No but who the fuck is Lucy r?
>>678334735
Good for you /b/ro! Pulling shit together like a fucking boss.
>>678337111
A friend from school
>>678326794
cause iiiiiii have neeevvveeerrr met a giiiiiiiiirrl (dundundundunduuundun dada dundundundunduuundun) a thaaaaaaaaat i loooooove in the whooole wiiide woooooooorld!
I have one asshole
>>678337211
What's her last name? Maybe I'm lying and it is
>>678334735
Congrats, m8
Ewwe
>>678337508
nah dont need to disclose that now :^}
>>678326794
in process of getting one.
>>678339396
LOL yeah right faggot
>>678339877
winrar
