Cheaters of /b/. Tell your stories here. Take it off your chests.
Was the sex better?
For me it was, the girl was much more of a team player that knew what to do, than my gf.
Moral fags may spew their vitriol, it's amusing.
I had the best sex in my life with my lover. That was punishment enough. Now that it is over, It'll be hard to have that kind of sex anymore.
>>678309696
I dont really have any great stories I just cheat all the time.
Some of my GF/fuck buddies actually seem to want to fuck more after they figure out I have cheated.
Its not like I go out of my way but if an opportunity presents itself Ill go for it.
When I find out a girl cheats on me I dump that cunt right away.
>inb4 hypocrite
yeah so the fuck what men and women are different.
bump
>>678310607
>When I find out a girl cheats on me I dump that cunt right away.
>inb4 hypocrite
>yeah so the fuck what men and women are different.
you don't have to justify why you do it... just share stories
>>678311372
Why would someone post it on Facebook
what an attention whore.
>>678309696
I cheated on a girlfriend once when drunk with someoneone I had weird sexusl tensign with. Felt absolutely horrible for a very long time. Ruined a relationship with a perfect girl.
>>678312757
Sex was good though.
>>678311598
You know how stores will post a picture of thieves in the store and warn other stores about them?
Yeah.
>I date extremely hot 10/10 for about two months
>things seem great, fuck like rabbits, she's on the pill (or so she tells me) so I pump her full of cum every time
>she disappears, phone number doesn't work, no response to emails, etc
>initially worried and wonder WTF happened, but end up getting over her...
>see her about 6 months later by chance
>she's fucking PREGNANT, she sees me and looks guilty as fuck
>i go up to her, she introduces me to her HUSBAND.. they've been together for about 4 years
>she had given me a fake name
>introduces me as hold college friend
>they say they've been trying to get her pregnant since she got married, and I put 2 and 2 together
>i keep my mouth shut
>i found her on facebook with her real name
>added her as a friend.. she accepted.
>i've seen a little boy, who looks a lot like me, grow up by looking at his pictures online
>her husband seems a good guy
>i've debated telling the husband, but i figure it's best for my son to simply ignore the situation since I am not equipped to care for him
Recently...
>she contacts me again over Facebook
>she says I must realize by now what happened
>I evade the question since saying yes would be admitting paternity
>she wants to have another baby and she's trying with her husband, but of course nothing's happening and she "doesn't want to waste time like last time"
>we talk for a long time about things
Long story short, we're going to meet next week, in her home, when she's at peak ouvulation and her husband is at work, and I'm going to impregnate her again.
This time probably in their marriage bed.
I am a piece of shit and I don't know if I can do this a 2nd time, but I know I'll end up doing it anyway.
>>678313443
>in their marraige bed
wut
>>678313443
Do it for the lulz
>>678313443
Doing your job as a man anon, passing on the family blood and peopling the world.
>>678313443
Why are americans so fucking stupid? Don't do it - you've already dodged the bullet one time.
>>678313443
Dude, not in their home.
That guy wanted a kid, now he has one. You did not betray him willingly and you kept your mouth shut so he could be happy.
If he wants a new kid but isn't capable of, do the deed. But don't do it in their home.
Only do it if you can live with being the father of 2 kids without ever having contact with them.
>>678313642
it's the bed you receive when you get married you dumbfuck
>>678313651
no you arent you are the superior man passing on your genes.
>>678313443
Dude, just get a vasectomy, don't tell her, and keep fuckin her
You've already proved to be literally the worst example of a parent (at least the Cuckoo bird has a tiny brain as an excuse) so you should just end your career now
>>678313642
The bed that the husband and wife sleep in, you dingus.
The fact that she might conceive a baby with another man in the home she shares with her husband, let alone the marriage bed, while he's away working to support her and the one kid who isn't even his, is probably the most fundamental slap in the face a man can get from his wife, or from anyone for that matter.
It's also the best sex there could ever be and he should definitely do it. I did it for a friend of mine whose husband was shooting blanks. 10/10 no regrets.
>>678313443
If this is true, then that is fucked up. How can she sleep at night? so wrong
I've never actually cheated and I don't really think I could, but I've slept with two chicks who had boyfriends. Nothing special, we got drunk, I was fun, we played in bed and I started feeling them up, ended up in sex both times.
>>678314532
Doing it to some stranger cuck is one thing...
to a "friend"
thats fucked anon go to hell.
>>678313443
honestly, it doesn't sound too bad. Obviously the dude cant conceive and he doesn't know. you're doing them a favour
>>678314877
SHE is my friend, not him. Do you into reading comprehension?
>>678313443
Nice copy pasta faggot, you can fool the newfags but not me
>been fucking 9/10 girl since she was 15, she's 18 at this point
>have "urges" ever since in a relationship
>have a good friend that just got out of her first relationship, had sex maybe 3 times with the guy, was her first
>she's 17 yr old halfblood, great body, bit too slim for my taste, feels fragile but petite, different then what I'm used to.
>spend the weekend in her mothers large modern house (she's gone for the week) and spend those two days fucking like rabbits.
that was last summer.
it was worth it.
gf never found out
>>678309696
Why not just dump a girl first and then go fuck around, or why not just be openly polygamous?
>have a threesome with my GF of 3 years and a female friend of mine. Happened twice.
>Kept fucking female friend after we stopped having threesomes.
>mfw it's now 5 years later and I still fuck both of them but GF doesn't know.
>>678315529
>mfw
>doesn't post his face when...
people like you... public execution...
Dumped my ex, got new girlfriend that would take it slow. Fucked ex until the day i could have sex with new girlfriend. Shit was cash. Sex was better with ex, tho.
>>678313303
Really its just letting me know that their exgf might be interested in some dick
BE REAL
FUCKING FAGOT
BE A MACHO and END YOU RELATION
BROKE UP!!!!
AND FUCK WHATEVER YOU WANT!!
>>678309696
>Have a sister who is married
>find out through friends my brother in law is cheating on my sister
>get drunk and go over their when they mys sister is gone
>get into a fight with my brother in alw
>the fight turns into making out
>he sucks my dick
>this repeats for a while
>eventually I start fucking him all the time.
>I will blow him sometimes but usually he is the "girl"
>eventually we start having threesomes with his mistress
>every time my sister is out of town me and my brother in law fuck in their house all weekend and usually bring home a girl or two to have orgies.
I still consider myself straight though.
>>678315989
A true champ.
>>678309696
>be me
>dating solid 9.3/10
>1+ years into relationship
>big fight, huge ass ordeal because of her (not cheating) but I'm on the verge of breaking up with her
>we live together so I slept on the couch the next 2 nights
>Friday comes and I've been texting my ex for a while
>decide fuck it I'm gonna relieve this tension in my ex for old time sake
>don't answer gfs texts all day
>tell ex I wanna meet up in the afternoon for some drinks
>go to friends house after work to pregame
>friend has some blow so I'm like fuck yea gonna be a good time
>do a couple lines and hit up ex so I can pick her up
>we go to some bar and I'm fucking pumped, nervous, and anxious since I'm still very deep in relay but having fight
>flirt with ex throughout the night and head back to her place
>cont ..
>>678315675
newfag
>>678316482
MOAR
>>678316416
>we're making out and getting hot
>start taking clothes off but I am soft as a noodle
>mfw coke Dick
>feel sense of disappointment since I regret all the blow
>whatever.jpg I'll try again in a little
>pass out
>wake up in the morning and try again
>dick is barely hard probably 4/10 strength
>decide what the hell I want to fuck
>fuck with limp Dick for a little
>insta cum
>realize this is probably worst sex she's had ever
>get ready and leave
End up making up with my gf and here we are a year later and she doesn't know
>>678313443
I also played this game
http://playforceone.com/pf1_games.php?mygame=Get%20me%20pregnant
>>678313740
>peopling the world
Made me kekkle
Not American, drinking and fucking age here is 15.
>be 16
>have horny as fuck gf
>bang everywhere, all the time
>she's kinda chubby and insecure but sweet
>get invited to friend-of-a-friends birthday party
>she's turning 15
>qt 8/10, tall, blue eyed blonde
>for whatever reason she instantly wants me
>party is at a club a couple towns over
>all over me the whole night
>everyone drinking fuckloads
>no ride home
>"you can sleep over at my pace"
>ok.jpg
>say ill sleep on the couch
>she wont have it
>agree and get in bed with her
>she tries spooning me, grabbing for my junk
>roll over and fall asleep because I'm not a low life shitstain who cheats his gf
>wake up to a sandwich and ice cold cola with my hangover
She kept trying another 6 months. Eventually gave in and fucked her after the gf dumped me.
Later met the gf at a bar and she admitted she broke up because she thought I was cheating.
>>678313443
Nah, now that you know it just don't.
Tell her she should adopt if they want another one
>Cheat on fiancé with online whore.
>get chlamydia. Don't realize it til later.
>girlfriend gets it. Complains about some symptoms. Thinks it's something else. My balls feel like they're gonna fall off.
>go get tested. Confirmed.
>girlfriend starts to wonder if her pain is something else. Starts asking questions.
>buy one shot antibiotic online.
>mix up our preworkout drinks (they taste terrible already), crush antibiotics, mix in drinks. We both take them. She doesn't know.
>abstain from sex for a week. "I'm just not feeling like me. I'm sorry."
>all symptoms go away. She never knew.
>get married three months later.
Whew
>>678313651
kek
I cheated. Never thought I would, but it just 'happened'.
It was amazing! She was so much more enthusiastic and confident. We fucked for hours, just trying different positions and ideas. She rode me like a horse, then I'd lift her up in my arms and fuck her standing. I'd eat her, she would suck me... I came 4 times that night, almost like a multiple-orgasm thing. I think it was more than sex though. We just connected in a way that I never had with anyone. She 'got me' sexually.
Why did it happen? Idk. It was almost like I lost control. She was my best friend from work and one night We were hanging out and then, all of a sudden, we started kissing. It's crazy how fast it all went down.
I hated myself for a long time. I still do in fact. I loved her, but, in the end, I stayed with my SO because, well, no one else understands her or can take care of her like I do.
I don't regret it. I do regret breaking my best friends heart. After that, we were never the same. She revealed that she loved me and things got weird for a time. Ultimately I had to break it off completely and move away to end things. My SO found out, but we worked through it. Honestly, I wished we hadn't. I miss my friend. What we shared thst night, i am realizing, was magical and nothing has been able to compete. As much as I love my SO, I'm ultimately staying with her because I have to.
>>678317113
As an avid cheater dont lose sight.
Cheating is fun because its new an exciting but dont blow up your life and a real loving relationship for something as fleeting as a new girl to fuck.
I find cheating keeps my wife fresh, having more than one woman to fuck allows me to appreciate my wife when we are together rather than getting bored of her.
Does that make sense?
>>678317425
(not the anon you responded to)
What you're saying makes perfect sense, but I still wouldn't be able to cheat
I'd feel like a real piece of shit, even though I know it's perfectly natural for me to desire other women
>>678317425
Been lurking and didn't quite see anything that represented what I thought, but didn't know how to vocalize how I thought of it. Good job anon. You hit the nail on the head for me.
>>678317061
I didn't know MI6 agents lurked. Welcome Mr. Bond
>>678317113
dump your gf and go back to your friend!
>>678317425
Nah man. I don't think I could ever cheat again.
Just keeping up the show was a nightmare. How do you do it?
Porn, so far, is helping me deal. My SO just isn't that sexual, so I have to do something to maintain. But, no. Cheating was the worst.
>>678313443
pretty sure this is bs, but if t's ture, just imagine his face when she tells him some day drunk during a fight or something, kek. he's gonna commit suicide and your children will become drug addicts :)
>>678317731
>>678317891
That's fine I would never encourage someone to cheat honestly it is dangerous. You can lose everything.
Although I did have girlfriends in the past that liked it when I cheated on them my wife wouldn't.
and there is a degree of her "looking the other way" when im flirty with women around her some women would be far more suspicious.
it isnt for everyone and I actually wish I could stay monogamous but If I only had my wife I would be dying for a divorce by now.
>>678317891
Same
Tell me why I should cheat on my girlfriend this Thursday
> wife just gave birth and busy with new baby
> on top of that I had the Madonna–whore complex so it has been a year since I had sex
> a friend of ours just broke up with her BF and we offered our guest room for her to crash on
> she is flirty because rebound
> end up snuggling/cuddle up with her
> at first she was ok with it then I guess guilt sets in
> found a place of her own
> end up confessing to waifu 3 years later
>>678317876
Can't. She moved on and got married.
I'm sticking with my SO. We get each other. She has all the things I love (smart, cute, funny, nerd, reliable) and none of the shit I hate about girls (drama, selfishness, clinglyness) She is just higher maintenance. And she isn't into sex or very creative.
It's weird, but we both understand what it's like to be losers and overlooked socially. I can man up and deal with it, as long as she is happy. I had my fleeting moment of happiness. Now it's time to be responsible and do what's best for her.
>>678315989
what the fuck
>>678318628
Because Future says so
>>678318655
men cheating on their pregnant/new wife is actually really common.
I assume its some strange deep-seeded evolutionary thing.
>>678318192
Why did you stick with your wife or get married in the first place if you liked multiple options?
>>678315989
>literally being a faggot
>still straight though
there may be a chance you're lying to yourself there anon
might be bi at least
>>678318262
What happened?
>>678309696
>Cheaters of /b/
Implying that people on /b/ get laid
>>678318872
I love my wife, I wanted to start a family with her.
>>678318192
You know this makes your wife very sad right?
>>678317113
I had that experience with my new gf (she was single at the time).
I thought she would be just another casual fuck, but something clicked with her.
She asked straight out if I was seeing anyone and I lied, despite resolving to be an ethical player and not lie to women. I was banging three or four women casually at the time (one had fallen off the radar the week before).
I dumped the fuckbuddies and covered my tracks. Thankfully none of them got clingy and made shit complicated.
>>678318969
>>678318886
Like I said, let me clarify.
Any woman I have an affair with is nothing, I would never get attached I do not love them. I just like variety in my sex life.
I would be bored of my wife long ago if I couldn't fuck other women on the side.
My wife is number 1 always and forever.
>>678318972
If she knew the full extent it would crush her. which is why she will never find out.
>>678318790
not that strange. got one knocked up time to knock up another. basic reproduction instinct.
>>678319144
>If she knew the full extent it would crush her. which is why she will never find out.
Doesn't that bother you? I'm sure, from what you have said, she at least knows some and probably suspects more. It already is something that crushes her and probably keeps her up at night but she hides it from you.
Speaking from experience here.
>>678319144
How can you know that for sure?
How many women do you sleep with on a normal basis?
Cheating can be an explosive waiting to go off, especially if you have SO. Yet I wouldn't turn down someone I know who wanted to. Am I fucked, /b/?
If we're being honest here...
I'm with a woman who is taking Lamictil, which is to control her personality disorder. Without it, she's angry at the world for no reason. She knows it doesn't make sense but it's how she feels.
On her meds she's calm, easy going and fun. She's very smart (check), black (check) with big tits, big ass skinny waist (check check check); everything I want in a woman.
Now the down turn.
>the meds murder her sex drive.
So it's either a beautiful soul and sex twice a month, maybe three OR a crazy angry bitch who will also get depressed but want to fuck every other day, if not every day (she begs, moans like crazy...it's like porn without the acting).
Naturally I want her to stay on her meds and can't bring myself to cheat on her because she doesn't deserve it.
So here I am, trying to columbian neck-tie my ID so I can live somewhat unstressed.
>>678319144
What if she sleeps around too? Is that okay in your eyes, for her to have variety?
>>678319144
I mean what you're saying makes perfect sense
If you're having an occasional fling that doesn't mean anything on an emotional level it's probably even beneficial to the relationship
And yet I'd feel like the biggest asshole ever
>>678315989
Did he have a feminine penis?
>>678319321
maybe she does or doesn't, she can confront me about it if she wants but never has.
>>678319351
Its not like I am fucking 3 girls a week here im not Don Draper
I will usually keep a mistress, someone my wife would never meet, I keep the expectation that we are a sexual relationship only.
We will have sex when I can find time for it, wich is usually maybe 2-3 times a month, Maybe once a week at the absolute most but rarely.
and as soon as the girl gets too close or I dont have time for her im done.
>>678313443
Gr8 story m8
fcuked my best friend's wife, twice
want to do it again
best sex i ever had
>hi moralfags self diagnosed sociopath here
I remember being 19 too.
>>678319390
no im same
>>678309696
>be me
>Married 1 year
>Cheat on wife with girl from highschool
>Been wanting it for years
>She was drunk
>Best sex I ever had
>Almost got divorce to be with her 3 years later
>Still considering
>>678319441
No
>hypocrite
I dont care, men are not women, I wont be married to a whore.
>>678319513
It doesnt work for everyone, I dont get that feeling of guilt you experience.. dont know why
I've cheated on all of my girlfriends
The sex was not always better. I just liked the variety and the feel of being wanted by others.
>>678309696
After i cheat on a girl and they find out Its like they want me 100x more because they then know ill get what i want. So they try harder. Shits funny because i only cheat to cheat. Shit feels good man all pussy feels different brah. Go experince that shit dawwggg
>>678319427
BPD? My GF is the same way.
>>678319725
>making life choices based on sex
>>678319321
>>678319441
Men and women are different.
Most men can love one woman while banging others casually. We have a constant urge to drain our balls. We can do that while maintaining a loving relationship with our family.
Women on the other hand tend to cheat emotionally first... they will destroy their family and neglect their children just to get validation from a man they percieve as superior. Whether it's her husband's alpha boss or an ex con with the raw strength and aggression her man lacks depends on her personal values and upbringing.
Obviously there's shades of gray in both behaviors, but that's the generality.
>>678313443
Literally you are a hero to men everywhere. You are living the dream. You don't have to worry about living through your children, because you already have some! And you don't have to pay child support, don't listen to these moralfags. Now all you have to worry about is finding the love of your life/ working toward your goal.
>>678319769
>I dont care, men are not women, I wont be married to a whore.
What actual measurable difference does it make? I'd be genuinely interested to hear you explain your logic. I've been with total sluts who had tight pussies and great personalities and pure virgins who just weren't up to scratch in any department.
I'm not shooting you down for your opinion, just looking for some clarification.
>>678313443
Stop crying faggot. Get in there and fill it up. Your giving him and her life. They should be thanking you. Btw that chick is crazy on the other hand dontbstick ur dick in crazy anon. Think it over. Butbif she is 10/10 then...Damn fam...hit that shit ...ONE MORE TIME!
>>678319970
She was considered BPD for a while but she has a new psychiatrist who believes it's not severe enough to be classified BPD. Her dosage is low enough that she still has feelings and isn't a robot, but high enough that her sex drive is non existent.
How often does you GF want sexual gratification? Mine wants it like, MAYBE once every two months.
>>678313777
>Trip Delayed
Can't beliebe no one checked these yet!
>>678320092
Sure. You're so pathetic, just admit you're jealous, egoist and hypocrite (it's normal, I am too) instead of spouting nonsense to make you look good.
Ever heard of polyamourus relationships ? I
Fucked my boss on a business trip after drinks. We passed it off saying that it was just stress relief. Both of us are married. Was awkward for awhile then back to normal. Sex was great. Have big trip this month going to try and fuck her again.
>>678319769
But why not man? It's exactly the same.
I'm seriously asking. Why is it different for you to fuck around from if your wife fucks around. How does that make her a whore?
Let's pretend you don't know just as she (presumably) doesn't know about you doing it. If she does exactly as you are doing, having sex on the side occasionally and successfully protecting you from it. Is that "okay"?
>>678310607
You're a lying dumbass.
Been cheating on my asexual girlfriend of 4 years for almost 3 months now. I love her but we barely do anything that could be considered sexual and fuck I just needed to put my dick in someone. I met the girl at a nightclub and we hook up as many as three times a week.
I had an 8/10 girlfriend from when I was 16 and myself a 5/10 then. She moved when I was 19 and we were going to try long distance. 3 weeks after she moved I was in a pub letting a 38 year old 4/10 buy me drinks because I was broke. Ended up fucking her, told my then gf and never spoke to her again.
>>678321163
way to absolutely blow it you thirsty faggot
>>678320092
In a way, I get your logic. But, in my situation, I cheated mentally first and then physically.
It can happen both ways for both genders.
>>678320254
It makes a ton of difference and it has nothing to do with tightness of a pussy
>>678320748
Once again men and women are different. quit being a buttmad feminon.
>>678320868
Its not the same, if you dont understand why you need to do more thinking about men and women and how they are different yet complimentary.
>>678321139
Live with girlfriend
Have sex maybe once a month
Been a long long time since the last time, tried to initiate with her yesterday
She just said "Stop."
Sadness
>>678310607
humanity moving backwards
>>678321080
>being this mad
tits or GTFO
>>678320748
shutup faggot
>>678321298
she is probably getting dogged by some better looking guy at work or school or something.
she is cuking you bro
>>678320279
When she was on meds, she didn't want any - but she stopped taking them pretty quickly because of feeling like a robot. She's on B/C now though, which cut her sex drive from wanting to fuck 3-5 times per day to a couple times a week, maybe more if I initiate with lots of escalating foreplay and eat her out to orgasm a couple times until she begs for it.
Off meds and off B/C, like I said, she's horny AF constantly and will basically jump me as soon as I walk in the door.
As far as craziness goes it's nothing I can't handle - I'm so dense that I don't even notice when she's being passive-aggressive most of the time.
>>678321163
Yeah it was pretty fucking retarded but I learnt a lot so overall it was worth it
>>678319984
It was a girl I was best friends with for 8 years prior. Friend zoned the whole time.
I fucked the ex of my current gf brother. She texted my gf about it and now i have more sex with the gf.
Also the girl i cheated with has muchhhh tighter pussy as my gf and she wants to meet and talk about what happend and shiz. She also was 17 at the time.
>>678321298
I know them feels 100%, thinking of cheating again.
>>678309696
>been dating/fucking a 9/10 girl
>Not just fucking not exactly dating
>We called it "dream team"
>Were like this for 4 months last year while she dated some other guy for already 1 year
>Had real feels for her all the time but she just kind of liked me I guess ?
>I ended it to protect myself from fucking up my future by being cuckold
>sex was the only thing not worth shit, rest was perfect
>She broke up with that guy and became "single" for next 5 months
>I was alone with few opportunities to have sex
>She suddenly started dating her childhood male best friend
>For some reason whole deal of last year with the "dream team" thing is repeating for past 3-4 months but it's with stronger emotions from both sides
>That childhood friend broke up with her on Monday
>All of sudden she just decided to disappear from town (capital city) and go to her dads place on Tuesday
>She visits him on weekends as much as its possible for her so nothing strange
>This time it feels weird
>Barelly responding to texts and if so then it's just like telling me to fuck off
My question is (beside "what the fuck is going on") - is there a third guy ? It would make sense as the 1st guy is gone, sex with me is apparently bad and the 3rd guy would be there to somehow solve all her shit. I just dont know how to feel, how to act and what to do ...
>>678321596
Also i like to fap to the tought of her and probably fuck her again when I have the chance
>>678321666
yeah mate, it sucks, I love her but what the fuck.
I'm wondering if she might be asexual.
>>678321596
>be me
>dating a girl
>Meet a new girl
>go on a date with her and make out
>at bar with my GF, she makes out with me
>drunkenly tell her we shouldn't see each other
>stomrsout.jpeg
>NExt morning look at my phone
>text from new girl
>"So I was at Boondocks last night and I saw you making out with some blonde"
>oh fuck me
>Actually I broke it off with her last night.
>"well maybe you should get her back we are done"
Feels bad man.
>>678321294
It's not so cut and dry. Women can have sex without being emotionally involved. Men can get emotionally attached.
If your wife wants to simple have sex with someone different just as you do, you shouldn't chastise her for doing so. If you found out, you would be just as upset as she would be if she found out. That's natural, but it doesn't make her worse than you for dodoing exactly the same thing.
I'm not judging you. I just want you to consider how you are obviously making generalizations to validate your hurtful actions.
If you love her, you will either stop and respect her in the way she respects you, or you will form an open marriage where you both can fuck around.
It's all about consideration and respect.
>>678321294
> they're different, IT'S NOT THE SAME OK !!!
> woman = cunts / me = poor gentleman who have urges :'(
Yeah, continue to lie to yourself. Much more comfortable that way.
Again, see poly relationships. Women and men are not from different planets when they're treated as equals
>>678322077
No actually I find women have a very difficult time doing that.
Women and men are not sexually the same.
>>678314889
If he finds out though that he cannot have children he will put two and two together
>>678322145
Im not lying to myself male and female sexuality is different.
stop believing the lie that men and women are the same but with different window dressing that is so wrong at every level.
>>678316482
Fake but dang I'd fuck her. What's the pornstars name?
>>678312757
how's your relationship been with your father since?
>>678321880
In the very beginning it was awesome..maybe because we didn't see each other often so I didn't care. But now that we live together it's like once or twice a month if I'm even lucky. She's only blown me 3 times in 2+ years
>>678322077
Well, I do love her, I am not going to stop and if she cheated I would divorce her.
Cry about it.
>>678322182
Alright
>>678320748
I admit all those things. Anyone who claims to be above all that is a fool.
I don't care about looking good to anons on the internet.
FWIW I'm currently monogamous and very happy. If this relationship doesn't lead to a happy, lifelong union, I'll happily go back to fucking multiple women whenever I want, and making no apologies when I fail to treat sluts like princesses.
I have heard of poly relationships. They are for cuckolds and women with low sexual market value--old whores, ugly fat chicks, and mentally ill sluts who can't secure a real man for anything longer than a few hours of pump-n-dump.
Players are also part of that equation merely take advantage of people who are ideologically polyamorous by doing openly what they have done since we were hunting wooly mammoth to survive.
>>678321298
this is the most lame, obvious advice I can possibly give, but seriously talk to her.
My current girlfriend and I have only tried having sex once (mostly just foreplay, didn't even try to actually fuck her) and she was clearly very uncomfortable so we stopped. I asked what was up and why she wasn't into sex, she basically told me that she doesn't experience sexual attraction to people but she'd be willing to have sex with me because I like it. I obviously said no because I only want to have sex with a girl who enjoys it, it's not the same if she's not into it.
Maybe your girlfriend is the same way. She could've always hated having sex but she did it anyways to make you happy. Talk to her sometime, don't listen to what /b/ is going to tell you because they'll say to dump her if she isn't putting out. Hopefully she just isn't into sex and she isn't losing her attraction to you.
If it's the former, it's really up to you to decide. If you think you can go without sex for a long period of time then you probably won't have a problem. It may seem dickish to break up with her over sex but if it's that big of a deal to you, you might want to consider it. If it's the latter and she isn't as attracted to you anymore, I think you know what to do.
>>678322405
>Yes women and men experience sexuality the same
Please kill yourself.
>>678321298
Leave. I've been there dude. If you don't end it, you're just waiting around for her to find someone new. It's a slow death.
>>678310607
for real right? don't wanna get all preachy, but manogomy was developed in primates to stop infantcide. before that the males used to fuck everything spreading their seed.
>>678319616
>maybe she does or doesn't, she can confront me about it if she wants but never has.
You didn't answer my question though.
Of course she won't confront you about it, she cares about you but you don't seem to care very much about her. If you have a family there is even less of a reason for her to say something.
My guess is you are making her very unhappy.
>>678321521
Unfortunately black women aren't know for being passive aggressive. I'd almost welcome it; being white I've had plenty of white women in my life being passive aggressive to have to deal with...just another walk in the park.
I'd honestly be good for once a week but it seems we can't even manage that.
Hope things go well and stay well, brother.
>>678319799
This. Thank you for being honest.
When my main girlfriend is having a mood it's nice to have a different girl to talk to and make me feel nice.
I'm gonna have to end it some day when we get more serious but until then it's just someone to make me feel better.
>>678322632
She is extremely happy we have a great marriage awesome sex life and we are going to have kids soon.
Im sorry you cant wrap your head around how I can love my wife and fuck side girls at the same time.
>>678322398
You are staring to sound like a character from television.
Are you sure you aren't doing this all because you secretly want to be Woody?
>>678309696
a gentleman has no memory
>>678321294
>It makes a ton of difference
>Once again men and women are different.
>Its not the same, if you dont understand why you need to
No, nobody else needs to do anything. You need to backup your argument more than just stating the same thing like it's fact over and over again. This is called burden of proof, it's not a difficult concept to grasp.
>>678322512
The act of talking in itself is a tough task. It produces tension in the relationship. She'll start to think "oh I'm not good enough, now I have to force myself to have sex with him" and the guy will start feeling like " she's not enjoying this, it's only because I said something that she's willing to have sex".
>>678322775
because if you love your wife and you're truly satisfied with her, the brainless side hoes wouldn't mean shit to you.
>>678322775
>She is extremely happy
>If she knew the full extent it would crush her.
and there is a degree of her "looking the other way"
I don't cheat. Don't really see a reason to, my gf is 9/10 and will do anything I tell her to with some convincing. I'm not a cheater and imo its one of the worst things you could do.
If I caught her cheating, I'd probably do something terrible to her. But she's around me nearly 24/7 and doesn't really talk to anyone except me and her family.
>no sex with wife for over a year
>had been chatting with woman in photography forum for months
>talk has gotten personal. no sex in her marriage either
>says she's now coming to my city for a three month contract job
>she arrives, meet her for coffee
>she says next time we should just have coffee in her corporate apartment
>few days later meet at noon for coffee
>coffee turns into an hour long fuck session
>meet her constantly over the next few months fucking whenever we can
>still no sex with wife
>woman leaves to go back to her home town
>week later I go on scheduled vacation with wife
>both of us get drunk and we end up fucking
>few days later I'm pissing fire
>week later she's at her doctor's office with firecrotch
>she has Chlamydia
>I gave it to her
>woman gave it to me
Apparently I wasn't the only guy she was fucking while she was in town.
>>678322632
Here's another difference between men and women.
A cucked woman is merely unhappy. If she's still getting fucked properly by her man, and he is discreet, then she's not even as unhappy as a man in the same position (who is almost certainly involuntarily celibate).
Again, this is because most women are only *authentically* attracted to one mate at a time. They might acquiesce to sex with their husband as a social convenience, but their badboy lover is the one who makes her cunt drenched.
A cucked man is filled with a murderous rage. Even thinking about a woman you love fucking another man fills a man with a primal instinct to kill.
She's also got a mountain of social ammunition to play the victim if he stops doing whatever keeps her in the relationship (ie, stops being a sufficient provider, husband, father, etc).
A cucked man is a pathetic creature, secretly despised and laughed at by his friends and family.
I cheated on an ex, once. I let a girl suck my dick and didn't stop her. Not saying that excuses it. I've not done anything since then but man, I could fuck every hot girl that walks by, my brain craves it. I have ADHD so I guess low natural dopamine... my brain knows that sex with a hot stranger would give me a HUGE buzz so that's my theory on why I have such a craving... I originally thought it was just "being a guy" but apparently it's not normal?
>>678313443
Seen this pasta a few times now.
>>678318132
Don't worry. It ain't real.
>>678322851
oh yeah, it absolutely can be difficult. you just have to be very careful with your words so you don't come off as someone who just wants her for her holes
>>678318655
Confessed to cuddling a friend in need? Who cares? If your wife cared, your life sucks donkey dicks.
>>678322975
>I don't cheat. Don't really see a reason to, my gf is 9/10 and will do anything I tell her to with some convincing. I'm not a cheater and imo its one of the worst things you could do.
You say those things but people change. Sometime down the road even your 9/10 girlfriend will balk at sex. Maybe because other things in the relationship have gone sideways. Maybe because she's just doing the whole "bait and switch" thing.
Then you're like me... the guy who always hated cheaters and said he would never cheat suddenly finds himself in a sexless marriage, yet bound to that marriage by finances and kids. And you do what you said you would never do... cheat.
Or you're like my wife who said she would never tolerate someone who cheated on her, yet when faced with me cheating she decided to hang in there and try to help fix the relationship.
"Never" is the worst word in the dictionary.
>>678318672
Did you kill her family cause I can't think of a reason to be with someone that doesn't satisfy you. Why do you think you're the only one who can help? How exactly is she higher maintenance?
>be me
>22
>be really chubby and not presentable
>sick of it
>Workout like a champ for months
>oh shit I'm good looking now
>never ever get attention from girls and oblivious to the signs
>start dating this chick for 2 years
>9/10
>sex is really meh
>relationship great
>start going to parties and out more with friends
>Halloween party
>dress up as bruce Wayne with batman shirt under suit
>my bud introduces me to this red hair chick 9/10
>slutty Nurse Joy
>Ass like hnnnng
>she flirts like crazy
>her ugly fat suicidal friend dressed as a Harry Potter whale, cock blocks me the entire night trying to get with daddy batman
>nurse joy girl digs me more
>i go mingle with other people
>nurse joy comes around and starts dancing to the music in front of me
>she grabs my hand and we dance a little
>Feels great having her ass brush up against me
>i break off due to guilt
>i take out my phone to pretend i have a call
>Nurse joy grabs my phone and puts her number in
>says, "I did the hard part for you."
>Fat Harry Pooter comes in Hufflepuffing
>"anon, bro-friend sayd you have a gf?"
>fuckthisfatbitch.jpg
Cont.?
all you faggots not having an open relationship with a chubby wife that doesn't like sex,getting to plow anyone you want guilt free, not getting your cake and eating to. Bitches
>>678323909
>sexless marriage
>kids
>finances
>cheats on wife despite having kids
>spends time on /b/
sad
>>678318672
>Now it's time to be responsible and do what's best for her.
i came her to lurk but i must admit i cant see me doing this kind of a decision ever
im a miserable man not capable of responsibilities
>>678323080
Did your wife find out after that?
>>678324183
hope it all worked out
>>678315989
as long as you say no homo your fine
>>678324183
go on already faggot
noone wants to hear half a story no matter how bad it is
>>678319390
You can't cheat without a SO so your statement makes little sense.
Cheated on my gf of 3 years (4 tomorrow) with a hot, thin little thing from class. The sex was incredible. She really took control and showed me that she wanted it bad. Wish I could've kept tapping that but she got into a more serious relationship herself.
>>678324532
can i just like right now say a premptive 40 year no homo that can cover any action i may or may not do in the future?
>>678309696
Was in college. My girlfriend (who I met at college the year before) had graduated, and moved home to Nova Scotia, Canada -- 1,500 miles from the school.
So there I was, the next year, without a girlfriend, on campus with all these amazing coeds, meanwhile my girl could only afford to visit infrequently.
I behaved for awhile, but temptation got the best of me, and I had encounters with no less than 4 girls.
Sometimes watching each other masturbate. Sometimes getting a blowjob. Sometimes going all the way and fucking her.
I felt guilty, sure, but damn it, it was FUN. This was college time, and I wasn't going to lose out on the opportunities.
Girlfriend figured it out, and called me on it, and I confessed to a single "messing around" incident, that "didn't mean anything."
She forgave me, and we continued to have a solid relationship after college.
>>678324183
"Hufflepuffing" haha
Please, go on
>>678324349
Yeah. The only place she could have gotten it was from me and she knew I was pissing fire the week before. So I told her what I had done.
>>678309696
this is an ex story more than a cheating story
i was planning on breaking up with my ex cause i found new and better pussy.
my ex tried to convince me by sleeping with me. made her work my cock 6 times (my cock was aching but i knew this was the last time i'm going to feel her)
the last one was the best, she couldn't make me cum while i was looking in her eyes..somehow she knew she was blowing me to save the relationship.
anyway, she ended up giving me a handjob and i creamed on her face accidentally (we were both on the bed with me sitting on her stomach) and she looked down when i said 'i'm cumming'
i ended the relationship with what i wanted from the start... cum on her face
I have been dating the attached picture for about three years. She's never been great in bed but in the last year it went from bad to literally fucking a real doll. After about 6 months of warnings and attempts to get her to change her behavior including improving myself I said fuck it and openly told her I'm cheating. Got a Tinder account put out some game with good returns.
The cheating sex is amazing but strange pussy always is. I literally show my girlfriend the girls I fuck and she's pretty much in denial about it. At this point she mine as well vote for fucking bernie sanders because she's a cuc!
I will probably continue to do this until I find someone of better or of equal value. So she's got the job until she dies or I find someone better.
>first gf
>i'm 16 she's 15
>been together a year or so
>thot goes to a party
>last text i receive was "i love you"
>admits to me the next day she fucked some guy
>destroyed.jpg
>forgive her because i was a beta cuck
>continue the relationship for another year
>cheats multiple times furthermore
>break up
>bitch is dating this new kid within 1 week
never forgive a cheater, she was a genuine dirty slut with mcdaddyissues
>>678322676
Being in a relationship with a white BPD is like being in a sitcom relationship with a white girl where ever trope about femininity is turned up to 10. It's actually hilarious because she's a "gender-critical feminist" who ends up acting out every stereotype of women imaginable.
>>678324683
thats not how it works man
you have to say it everytime after you made something homo
only then no homo will have effect
I was in a dead end relationship for seven years and met a hot fit chick in my kickboxing class. Emotionally cheated on my then gf and as it turned out, it was one of the best things that I could have chosen to do for myself.
Feels wrong to be rewarded for cheating but I took a chance and now my current gf and I have the best relationship possible. Our kinks and personality match perfectly.
I can't see myself cheating now and I am planning to marry this girl soon.
>>678324183
>fat harry pooter comes in hufflepuffing
fuckin kek 9/10 for that line
>>678314549
>If this is true, then that is fucked up. How can she sleep at night? so wrong
yeah well, women do this kind of stuff
>>678319627
My best friend regularly fucks my wife and I fuck his. My best friend and I work at the same company and I've gone to his place to fuck her while he's still working on a project.
Planning on texting a girl who gave me her number should I? Odds yes, evens no.
>>678325144
cuck a doodle doo
>>678319725
Best sex while drunk? Your sex life sucks /b/
>>678324930
Oh man, those white BPD chicks are a fucking MESS! I was fucking one for about 2 weeks, but had to run. Too much god damn drama. Too much mood flip-flop. 1 second all sweet and nice, the next second ready to rip your head off.
No thanks.
>be married for 10 years
>meet a feisty girl at a big party
>take her to hotel room and fuck her til sunrise
>bust in her ass, then later in her mouth
>she's 16 (it's legal in this state)
>wife finds out later
>is mad as fuck at first, but gets over it
>actually agrees to make it an open relationship
>2 months later, we're having a 5 way in the den
>true story
>>678319865
Yeah. Once you grow up and meet adults, that shit won't fly 98% of the time.
>>678325211
That's not a cuck. he's a swinger.
>>678324183
Need closure. Hurry up
>>678313651
never fucking change, /b/
>>678324869
You should fuck her boring ass but talk shit to her the whole time
>>678320092
Literally the dumbest thing I've read today. Even more so since your GF is fucking other people as well.
>>678322817
I have multiple times read the thread fag
>>678314248
>at least the Cuckoo bird has a tiny brain as an excuse
kek
>>678324183
>my face is as red as Nurse joy's hair
>"you're a whale, Harry" is looking at me for an answer.
> I muster up a smooth come back
>"well yeah? Did I ever say I didn't have one? Can't I just make new friends?"
>Not so smooth
>Fat bitch eats her fill and rolls away
>I turn my head to look at Nurse Joy and she gives me the most seductive smile I have ever seen in my life
>Get caught into her seductive mind control
>she says "I can be your friend Mr. Wayne."
>fuck this bitch RPs too.
>laugh it off and just talk the rest of the night
Fast forward a couple of weeks talking and flirting like crazy over text
>Nurse joy always talking about how her "skills" are great
>she is always texting me back and gives me boners mid-class and work
>gf doesn't have a clue
>feel guilty every time I flirt with nurse joy
>feels too good not to talk to her
>she spills out all her favorite positions
>"omg anon, you have a gf, should you be talking to me like this? ;)"
>"Anon! you have a gf! Stop! Btw, I love doggy
>fuck this bitch is playing with my mind.
>One day she asks if I can go to her Sorority ball
>I deny because of guilt.
>Decide to go to movies to watch second edition of the Hobbit
>same night of her ball
>I get a drunk text from Nurse Joy
>middle of the fucking movie, I go the bathroom while my gf watches
>I open the text and it reads.
>>678325402
I'm 35 and I can definitively tell you that is not true at any age. I'm not saying you need to be a complete asshole and monster of a person but a little demeaning and actions that show the other person that they're Expendable will go a long way. If you think otherwise you're the one that needs maturity.
>>678323909
Alright, then I will most likely not cheat. I highly doubt any of what you said will happen, because of things I I won't bother mentioning. We do adventurous stuff sometimes (fuck w/ window open, fuck while her roommate is sleeping, we've talked about fucking in a clothing store's changing room), but I just don't see myself cheating. Not interested in it.
Like I said, she'll do anything I want with some convincing. I've put myself in a situation where she can't live without me, and will do anything for me.
Not all women will suddenly want to stop fucking.
Also, I don't see the point when theres so much porn on the internet that there is nearly no reason to cheat. Just buy a fleshlight or something. And while I do know there is a significant difference between pussy and a fleshlight, imo I'd rather use a fleshlight then cheat.
Sorry that your life turned out the way it did though
>>678321666
Nice trips
>>678321596
So fake. >>678321596
>>678325251
I've noticed there's actually a pattern. She's basically my housewife, and I notice:
First 2-3 days off B/C active pills while starting period: SEVERE migraines preceded by 11/10 crazy
Rest of period+1ish week after: super fucking horny
Saturday night -> Monday: Good mood, giggly, attentive
Tuesday->Thursday or so: Downward spiral, usually gets better at night, or earlier if she got up earlier
Friday->Saturday: Anyone's guess, depends on how the last week went and what time of month it is
>>678325895
actually yes all women will suddenly want to stop fucking, just certain factors determine when. such as after having a baby, hitting menopause, having a hysteriarektomy, gaining the upper hand in a relationship, getting bored, i mean the list goes on and on and on, but eventually they will stop and it really is just a matter of when and what event comes first. enjoy the fantasy land boi
>>678313443
I like you for not betraying her. That would be the ultimate awfulness. Ruining her and her husbands life as well as your son´s.
My story:
>have gf of 2 years, lost v-card to each other
>get good at sex
>start tindering cuz its a ldr for the longest time
>never really loved her, but i was 23 and needed to get rid of my virginity and get some experience
>she´s deeply in love but boring as fuck except when i get to stick my dick in her
>match with 19 year old chinese chick
>never banged a teenager
>meet up the same evening cuz she leaves in 3 days
>good so she cant contact me so easily
>on the date she tells me that we can´t fuck and just wants to meet poeple
>I´m very understanding
>we later lay next to a river and watch the stars, listen to some piano music
>she kisses me
>we eventually go to my place
>I try to fuck her but she says she´s a virgin
>eventually I get tired and lay on my bed, resigning
>she sees my boner
>wants to touch it
>I take her v-card and then introduce her to sex over the following 3 days
after that, she left, having fallen deeply in love with me
I had a pretty bad conscience but my gf never found out and I broke up with her 2 months later after having established a close fuckbuddy, since I didn`t want to buy my gf a birthday present and didn´t need her for sex anymore.
>>678325668
type faster please
oh yeah it was
>>678326128
god damn you savage nigga
>>678321799
Just don't stress over it and move on. The drama ain't worth with so many hot women around.
>>678315394
cuz being openly polyamorous just hurts the weaker person in the relationship. And they can´t do anything about it. Worst case they break up with you if you suggest it.
Cheating is better cuz it doesn´t hurt anyone if you do it correctly (keeping it secret and using condoms).
Also don´t cheat and then ease your conscience by telling them. Thats selfish and awful.
>>678309696
>implying somebody on /b/ can get ONE girl agree to have sex with them.
>>678325668
>nursejoy, "anon, my date is such a fucking weeb."
>"when I met at his house, his mom took pictures of us and shit and was a total beta fag"
>nurse joy continues to talk shit about her date. He won't drink, dance dirty, or do anything.
>I get a FB message from Fat Lord Foldsamort saying. "Nurse joy is so drunk, I know she's texting you, she's always texting you."
> I respond to she-who-must-not-be-laid, "haha, nah she's just complaining about her date.
>Nurse joy then says it.
>her portrait of her beautiful red hair pops up on my phone screen.
>"come over later, anon?"
>my dick hardens like Harry Potter's wand.
>Guilt swells through my body just as much as blood to my pecker
>"im watching hobbit with my gf, sorry not tonight"
>"..."
>the next word pierces my lungs.
>"After? :P"
>her portrait flashes across my screen again
>nursejoysassinaredthong.jpg
>guilt is taken over by endorphins and testosterone.
>The next word launches me into the deep end
>"Okay."
>2 hours LEFT OF THIS GOD DAMN MOVIE
>constant scenarios pop up in my mind while my gf is holding my hand
>guilt and pride battle
>image her ass swimming in my brain
>gf leans over and smiles
>shitty hobbitses movie should have been done in 1 film not 3.
>I do not know what to do.
>>678324779
kek
>>678309696
i cheated on the love of my life, one night while she was asleep
i invited the whore over and we got down to it real quick
after it was over, my lover woke back up
when she saw what i had done, she never forgave me
i haven't masturbated with my right hand ever since
>>678325191
do it
>>678309696
>/b/ rages when there's a cuck thread
>/b/ celebrates a cheating thread when they're the ones doing it
it's been proved that /b/ is full of normies
>>678313443
As a father and with a brother who can't have kids - you're doing him a favour, he's going to have wonderful kids that he will love and who will totally fulfil his life. Making the kids is nothing, its raising them that matters. Just do your deed and move on
>>678326674
Wrap it up pal, enjoyable, but I gotta go to sleep
>>678322441
You clearly don't know shit about anything. Thanks for reminding me that the world is doomed as it's populated by ignorant little fucks like you.
>>678326674
Someone screencap this shit, it´s fucking gold
Please go on
>>678309696
No need to cheat. Wife is 120lb blonde and wants sex all the time. We're 40ish.
If only I could tell my 16yo horny self that one day this would happen. I don't think I would believe it.
>>678321301
nah. Humanity has revolved around cucks and alphas fucking the entire tribe and villages getting raped for ages. Sole monogamy is a new concept
>i met and fell in love with a cute asian girl
>we were going out for a year
>never had sex with anyone else
>i went to party with my mates
>cute blond from school was there
>start makeing out
>go to bathroom together
>take off her top
>we go to her room
>i play around with her and she orgasam's
>she sucks me off, real good
>looks up at me and tells me i cant cum
>i look at the mess she made on the bed and say why not
>she dosnt want cum on the sheets
>walk home feeling shit and used
>made me feel lucky i have a cute asian
>still with her 7 years later
>still feel bad
>>678321298
Leave her.
This is your one warning. It doesn't get better only worse
>>678314021
>>678314021
Cuck
Pussy bitch
Small sick
Tranny
U r wrong bcaz u r stupid.
>>678317425
my rationale perfectly
>>678323276
OMG, I hope you get run over by a car so you can stop wasting oxygen.
>>678325325
>feisty lil thang
>>678318790
no its just you're not getting any at home
>>678324254
Seriously. Even worse that it's 100% fabricated just to help boost his self esteem to a bunch of anons on the internet.
>have awesome gf
>kinda overweight, but cute and very hygienic... Smells better than any of the 20 or so girls I've been with in college
>treats me very well
>I've yet to cheat on her, but I can't help but think about fucking other girls. Constantly.
>I have so many opportunities to fuck other girls, including her best of friends that came onto me
>2 girls interested in me right now. One is a super hot emo chick, the other a very 'proper' yet devious cute Christian girl
>meet with them, go on dates, but haven't done anything I consider cheating (kissing, fucking). Most I've done is hold hands.
>they know I have a gf, so keep it secret
Can definitely do more with both, but fighting the urge. Am I a faggot or decent man for this? It's been almost 5 years, no cheating... But went on 'dates' with around a dozen women. Usually they paid.
BAMP FOR NURSE JOY
>>678317113
"because I have to"
>inb4 spineless moral bitch
>be me
>be dating a 8/10 (at the very minimum)
>think she's annoying as fuck, fake as fuck, prissy as fuck, and generally just a cunt whenever she doesn't get her way
>highly turned off by the princess BS
>haven't cheated on her yet
>have spoken/flirted with a lot of other women, including the woman we had a threesome with, and a friend coming from Japan next month
>my girlfriend is getting edgy - now she wants the dick daily
>she's being really nice to me
>i'm still thinking i could fuck another bitch and she wouldn't even know
>start to wonder if she might be cheating too, cause i literally only fuck her once a week after living together for a year and a half
>dont even care at this point since i dont intend to marry her and barely even love her
>she's open to having another threesome for me
>i still might cheat
>she's clueless, and doing everything she can to get me to fuck her
>mfw
>>678321301
That's what happens when you try to "fix" a barbaric society like a scaredy social democrat instead of progressing by revolutionary leaps. The reaction swing back towards "humans are nothing and can be nothing more than animals".
>>678323909
this guy^ gets it.
been happily married 15 yrs to a 8/10 who makes approx 100k/yr, sex is good, not near as much as first few yrs but still at least once a week, can't complain.
have had several friends get divorced, sex is usually the first thing to go. typically same thing every time, wife loses interest. in about half of the cases she is definitively known to have been cheating.
would i ever cheat? if sex ever stopped, yes, and my wife knows it. not that i've threatened here w it or anything but just that she's smart enough to understand male physiology. also something else worth noting along those lines, mature women understand the need males have for sex and will turn it off if they are truly uninterested in the relationship progressing. not so much because they don't have the physical desire but because they (whether consciously or not) understand that this will almost certainly drive the male to seek it elsewhere. that of course does two things, it essentially terminates the relationship in so far as the male often develops feelings and is satisfied elsewhere, and as a result it gives the female strong social justification for walking away from a marriage that failed not as a result of her. that protection of her reputation is something some males are oblivious too but it's hugely important to females.
>>678325895
Look, I know it's easy to say "well, someday it's going to be different for you". I really hope you can keep that level of intimacy going. But sometimes other things go bad and decrease in sex is the result.
And I used to think "hell, I'll just use porn and masturbate" but eventually you realize that the person in bed with you, while being fully capable of meeting your sexual needs, refuses to do so. Between the frustration of knowing that and the real lack of intimacy that a fleshlight just can't provide, you will look elsewhere or, hopefully, break up before you cheat.
>>678316482
Zoey Kush
>>678326674
>I respond to she-who-must-not-be-laid
top kek
>>678316913
>be 16
>met the gf at a bar
Whatever... underage faggot.
>>678326674
>movie finishes
>gf loved it
>I didn't pay attention
>We do common couple things
>I take her home and I instantly head for the freeway
>10 misread texts from Nurse Joy
>Where are you?
> are you really coming?
>Hello?
>Oh you're watching a movie
>omg my date did not touch alcohol all night, I tried flirting with him but he was too uptight. He was a church boy
>I respond "omw"
>Nurse joy: "okay!! Be home soon xxx notfatharrypotter lane, CA XXXXXX"
>this is happening
>I drive to her apt
>I swallow all my guilt as i approach her door
>I knock
>she opens in the sexiest red dress
>"hey anon!"
>hugs me and my natural wizard wand pokes her
>she then looks up into my eyes with her seductive smile
>"come to my room anon"
>she grabs my hand while she walks foward
>her ass is practically falling out of her dress
>I need to thank that stupid beta fag
>she tells me he sat at the table the entire night
>she sits on her bed and says "whelp, now what?"
>I stand there like Forest Gump.
>I stare into her green eyes, peering into her soul
>lust consumes my body
>I lunge forward kissing her
>she gasps, "finally!"
>she takes off my shirt as I take off her dress.
>I see that sexy red thong in the flesh
>She lays back as I lean forward
>her perfect peach skin is soft and warm
>my hands are warmer. I slide my hands up her body,
>she pants and leans forward to plant her lips on mine.
>her cool fingers touch the back of my neck
>she kisses my neck, leaving red lipstick.
>she then pushes me back and unbuttons my pants.
>bj commences
>lift off
>>678309696
I'm not really sure to begin. I started cheating on my girlfriends when I was in highschool, and it's only gotten more and more frequent, and the guilt is non existent anymore.
The first time
>be me age 16ish
>gf of about 6 months but we don't hang out much (this becomes key later on)
>she has a group of best friends that are into the scene kid thing (I was a raging faggot in high school but bitches loved it)
>suspect my gf is cheating on me because of things her friends have been telling me
>get stressed and need someone to talk to
>invite girl #1 to hang out after school
>we sit on my couch and watch TV
>she suddenly says "i know you want to kiss me."
>kiss her.
>she tells me to grab her tits
>jackpot.png
>DD'S
>end up fucking her and getting head
I felt awful but the excitement of it was worth it. So I do it again and again. I never leave my house so my girlfriends never suspect me of being the cheating type. If only they knew that I just go online and meet chicks. Trade pics, Skype sex, invite them over for sex, etc. I've literally done this countless times over the course of 7 years to 4 different girls and they've never suspected a thing. It helps that I don't have any real emotion, and haven't since I was 17 (not sure what mental disorder I have lul) but sex is always great, and I don't think I'll ever stop.
>>678309696
> Was in love with an badboy, you know the kind
> he was involved in some shady stuff and wasn't really every around
> one day my feelings get the better of me and (while it isnt super hard core) i end up kissing my friend
> few weeks pass and this guy comes out and tells me that he found out we were siblings, that our parents had been friends and always wanted kids
> mfw i kissed my brother
> brother goes off to kill the Sith and my bad boy blows up the death star, we had a kid.
>>678321298
If she just said "stop" i would be extremely concerned. Definitely talk to her if she plays dodgy just leave her you don't need that bs
>>678328274
Moar! Someone save this
>>678314549
It's not true dumbass.
>>678328566
Kek
>>678309696
>1 year into working at my new job, 2+ years into relationship
>Girl at work begins to talk to me, things go well
>Her slutty friends bring up that we should fuck etc.
>Let girl know of current relationship
>She said she doesn't care and invites me over for sex
>We fucked for about 2 months, came in her too, never spoke to her again.
>>678328274
>I push her forward and yank down her thong
>with one hand having her undies bunched into one hand, my other hand is the excavation team
>while im fingering her, she puts her hand over her mouth
>i finally eat the butterscotch
>she bites on her hand now
>she pushes me off
>Nurse joy turns around arching her ass into my pelvis
>"I said i love doggy anon"
>acknowledged HQ
>begin to ram that ass so hard
>she screams and moans
>continues to bite her hand.
>feeling her ass bump up against mine is like pennies from heaven, shooby, dooby.
>try various positions and wild shit.
>I'm mentally retarded and ask "are you on the pill?"
>she says "cum wherever you like anon"
>Exsexto Patroncum all over her ass
>she turns around to clean up
>fucking nurse joy is great.
>she's done, we laugh and talk all night
>we both pass out
>morning comes
>sun hits her red hair like a step dad hits a child
> her ass is pressed up against me again
>morning wood takes over
>plow her til she wakes up
>she screams and moans
>hour in and we both finish
>hear door open
>look up, her door is wide open
>It's her roommate's door
>"Whose that pokemon?"
>"It's Fat Harry Potter!!"
>kid you not, she stands there staring at us.
>>678325211
>>678325428
Fag can't even tell the difference. Basically shows his intelligence level.
>>678316913
Where do you live? Mexico?
>>678329098
You´re funny, motherfucker
>>678325751
And shows how much of a creep you are. I have no problem fucking other women but if your way is to resort to being a dick, you have no class and might as well jump off a bridge.
>>678325751
I also hope you have daughters or grand daughters one day so some junky skeeve can follow in your footsteps.
>>678311372
the face of that woman is priceless, "you told me you were single and I'm not even ashamed of being here fuck you" face
>>678329098
>nurse joy, "oh shit!"
>she gets up and throws pants on
>youknowwhattodowiththatbigfatbutt.gif
>wigglewiggle.gif
>my reality of bliss shatters as the horror of what I have done
>I shamefully put on my clothes and leave
>call my gf
>ask if she wants to have breakfast
>meet for breakfast
>try hardest to forget what I've done
>doesn't work
>I reach into my pocket to pay, and feel something lacey in my pocket
>Nurse Joy's thong
>my mind is racing
>Take gf home
>nurse joy texts me
>"everything okay, anon? was it bad?"
>I tell her that it was amazing
>she tells me she loved it too
>tells me how Hairy Fatter will put that in her chamber of secrets, since she blew 3 dudes in one night.
>We go on to text more
>fin
Still talk to Nurse Joy, but not sexual. She has a man and I'm still with my gf.
I am still not sure if that night was worth it or not.
>>678324779
Did you fuck without protection?
>>678316913
what did you learn from this?
I cheated on her with her best friend because i simply could. Her friend liked me she isnt even pretty but the feeling of being alpha drove me to do it. I play guitar have money work out and girls just wink at me all the time i guess this is when i knew i was cute. Kept doing it just addictive. Not cool when they both have pregnancy scares. that is when i stopped, only of fear of child support 2x
I cheated on an ex...
I did it cause I wanted to hurt her.
Not that she warranted it, in hindsight.
I don't know if I feel bad about it, but I know I'm a pretty fucked up person from it.
>>678329795
that someday a faggot will ask me what i learned from this.
>>678309696
>I am bisexual. I never fell in love with a man but I love to suck cock and be penetrated in ass.
>During a time of my life I attended regularly gay bathhouses. I sucked numerous cocks in there and I got fucked in the ass by numerous men (always used condom).
>I had two GFs during that period and while I was with them, I was also sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass. One of them was a bitchy psychologist who felt that she was too good for me and the other one was a rich daddy social worker in chase of some rich fuck to substitute her daddy.
>One day, I agreed to go out at night with the psychologist; I spent the whole afternoon in the bathhouse, sucking and getting fucked in the arse; I got fucked by at least three macho-men; in one of those situations, I was on my fours getting fucked doggy style and another guy was doing the same next to me; we kissed as our machos fucked us in the arse.
>that night we went to a restaurant. there was a gay couple there and we spent the whole evening making fun of them. We ended up in her house fucking.
>so I got fucked by three men in the arse and sucked live five dicks that day and then fucked her again at night.
>I also sucked a lot of cock while I was with the social worker.
>right now I am in love with a woman and I don't know if she loves me as well. I quit going to bathhouses and I promised not to do this again. However, considering those bitches, I really think that they deserved it!!
>>678323276
When's your 16th birthday?
It was better because she actually tried to make me cum when ducking my dick, but I felt bad after my second nut on her gigantic titties.
>>678329762
Yes. We had been talking and she told me she hadn't had sex in a long time. That may have been true but once she got to my city, she must have had them lined up.
Stupid? Absolutely.
BTW - she was late 40's so pregnancy wasn't going to be an issue.
>>678328074
If you've been dating for 5 years, why not talk to your girl. If you can't talk about this shit, I feel bad for you.
>>678329979
>>678329698
pic of her? You can erase her face, it´s just to get an idea
>1. Girlfriend is a a rehearsal dinner.
>I go out with friend who's in town from California
>Friend brings 2 girls with him
>I fuck one, it was worth it
>2. Girlfriend is out of town.
>I meet chick at bar
>I fuck said chick in her car then her house
>I golf then next day.It was worth it
>3. Im out of town
>I call up someone i used to know in said town
>we get drinks
>she comes to hotel and i fuck her while watching Gone Girl.
>it was worth it.
Still with said girlfriend
>>678329698
fucking lol man those harry potter puns are godlike
>>678328174
Your response was good until you started spewing opinionated garbage in the last paragraph.
I didn't cheat, but fucked a girl cheating on her bf. And have been fucking her about 6 months now.
>met girl at house party, exchanged contacts, didn't do anything
>called her up later, invited her over for another house party, she brought her bf and introduced us
>called me about 2 days later, wanted to come over to hangout
>sexual tension building, started to fool around pretty soon.
>got her pants off and she was on top riding me. Wouldn't let me see her Tits cuz she said that'd be cheating.... I didn't question it
>Room is really hot so we were both sweaty, she took her top off and Tits flapping around
>Suck on them DD
>afterward told me she didn't cheat cuz we didn't kiss
Been fucking her this whole time, she never admit to cheating, always make up random dumb excuses... the funniest one was we didn't cheat cuz I didn't cum inside her...
>>678330916
I'm at work and it's all on my pc at home
I can try to repost later with pics
>>678328203
Word. Don't know of bars that'll let you drink at 15 unless you're in some shit poor third world.
>>678329979
youre me except i dont suck as much cock.
arent you worried of stds?
i usually meet someone on squirt, cl, a4a, talk to them a few days, then give them a handjob while they take an oraquick hiv test.
then if its neg, i stick his cock in my mouth and go to town
>>678331355
PLEASE
>>678325895
wow ur young i mean prolly older than I am but definitely more arrogant/naive. keep living the fantasy life bro it all shatters one day and you're left to figure it out alone
>>678309696
>>678328275
You were having sex with online strangers at 16? What the fuck ever. B is just so full of shit today.
>>678331485
Beat look alike i can find.
Her face was a bit wider. Eyes wider.
>>678331355
I screencapd the story in case you want to use it for later threads, it has to be the best thing I´ve read here in a long, long time
>>678328827
Why don't you save it dumbass.
>>678331858
Thanks /b/ro. I'll try to retype and add my pics later.
>>678323276
Gg, Anon. Gg
>>678315989
>I still consider myself straight
Kek'd! 10/10 anon, I need a laugh
>>678331964
see >>678331858
And you´re a faggot
>>678331072
why is it garbage? when u see the same exact thing happen time and time again over 20+ yrs it's less opinion and more simply the way things are.
>>678324869
send me her details ill get her to fuck right
>>678313443
You know, ill allow it, that's a pretty cool story
>>678329831
Lies.
>>678327520
no no, dude is right.
in their home is way WAY too risky. for him, for her, for the kid who thinks her husband is his daddy. they get caught, husband may figure it out and all 4 (possibly 5) of their lives will go completely to shit.
So he should bang her somewhere else. Somewhere less risky. Repeatedly.
>>678309696
This bitch with the nice tits I cheated my my gf with, feels bad
http://www.streamboobs.com/livegoddess/
>>678327419
This! Everybody was fucking before we invented agriculture. Before then it was everybodys kids, not my and your kids. Only with stationary settlements and agriculture did property and bloodlines become important.
>>678329993
kek
>jr. High
>first girlfriend
>4 months in
>like her a lot
>she starts sexting with me
>first time, no idea what I'm doing
>really shitty at it
>one day at lunch she slips a piece of paper into friends pocket.
>he shows me after lunch
>hernumber.ppr
>next day
>"brush she was sexting me, asking about my dick and shit"
>wat
>"she said you were really bring to sext"
>tell her I'm done
>stop talking to her
>she and her feminist friend are mad at me for dumping her
>implying it's my fault
>>678332880
>>bring to sext
top fucking KEK
>>678331818
I was too, just because you're a faggot doesn't mean that 16 year olds are any less horny
>>678309696
One day i was playing GTA 4 and i use code cheats
>>678311598
it's about public shaming more than attention i think
>>678332156
How often has it happened to you? Where you were denied sex which resulted in her saving face and you filing divorce. If you tell me it's from watching others, that's horseshit cause you'll never get the real story as you weren't there?
Finding sex elsewhere if you don't get sex at home is understandable. My wife is aware of such arrangements as well. Then to go off spewing nonsense that they'll withhold sex for divorce is retarded.
>>678313443
Have kids with 10/10
Somebody else is paying for them
Win-win situation
>
>dating 8/10 with perfect DDD tits
>long time female friend passed out drunk
>carry to car to take home
>head along the way so I take the long way back (she too drunk to realize)
>get to her house and just start to carry her inside
>"where the fuck you think you're going it's my turn now" in the most slurred speech I've ever heard
>fuck her in my car
Sex was absolutely horrible and I felt like shit for a long time afterwards. Also pretty sure that's how a wild hpv appeared with the gf next gyno visit. 0/10 will not be cheating on new gf
>>678309696
Fucked her twice, she started asking for something more, had to blow it off. She was black too, real juicy.. if she didnt live so far away and wasnt such a slut id have gone for it
>>678309696
>have GF for 2 years
>not insanely in love, but its all fine, okay sex, and we're the best friends of each other
>but she has the smallest tits I've ever played with
>hardly fills an A cup
>occasionally chat with ex on fb
>she still had a crush on me
>she has a solid C
>meet up in a park, bring some wine with me
>we get a bit drunk, flirting and all
>she wants the D
>I want the C
>we hide between some bushes, fuck like there's no tomorrow
>>678332880
I'm guessing you're still in junior high. Work on grammar and spelling so we can pretend to be interested.
>>678333168
No doubt 16 year olds are horny. I just don't believe your pasty virgin ass fucked strangers off the internet.
>>678309696
I tried to when I was away on holiday without muh gf but I literally could not get an erection. I ended up blaming it on alcohol and tried to sleep. The next day we took a shower together and m'weiner still wouldn't come out... I cringe just thinking about it. The funny thing was the girl I was trying to fuck was actually my ideal girl looks wise, brunette, toned ass and legs and big cigar nipples, I still have the odd cheeky chuff over her hyuk hyuk hyuk.
I honestly to this day think I was cock blocked by my own loyal wizzle. Mfw my penis has more integrity than me.
>>678318655
What did wife say?
I might do it myself...
>>678334037
Still in touch?
>>678328275
Not having any real emotion means you're a psychopath so congrats anon. Now go play pretend somewhere else.
>>678334593
Good shit Dr. Phil excellent analysis
>>678329698
Dude, fuck nurse joy daily. You aren't married to gf. Cont. W/good six . Cont. W/ much win.
>>678333915
You're at her place and decide to fuck her in a tiny car instead? What kind of Micky mouse bullshit are you telling.
>>678309696
>start of college year get to know this girl
>lives near, walk home together every day
>nothing happens for a while
>get drunk one night but nothing happens
>still talking and texting
>drunk night together with friends and shit finally goes down
>knows i have a gf but is cool about it
>still seeing her/still have gf
>shit is cash
>>678327426
You're fine, just as long as you never leave Asian gf. If you do, that means you used her just like what blonde did to you.
>>678333915
Lol. You have genital warts. Good luck explaining that to your new GF as well.
>>678328074
Once again, Anon, you are a faggot. Fuck emo, and christfag, at the same time. You'll literally have a 3some with a shoulder angel and devil.
>>678334485
>Mfw my penis has more integrity than me.
kek
