Has anyone here fucked a girl that was passed out/unconscious?
You mean, have you ever raped a girl?
>>678307921
No that's called Rape ass hole
>>678307921
>Has anyone here fucked a girl
Fix'd that for you, son.
>>678307921
Nice try, officer
>>678308048
I like you! :)
>>678308244
How the guck could anyone in their right mind even consider that an ok thing to do
>>678307921
Yeah and she woke up the minute I slide my dick in her.
Don't believe the memes.
>>678308030
>>678308048
>>678308184
>>678308244
>>678308379
>>678308552
Obviously none of you have never touched a girl, but say you were to somehow get into a relationship with a girl and spend the night with her, would you say it's harassment/molesting or something if you touch her while she's asleep? Just putting your arm around her when not knowing she would be okay with it would you already consider yourself a molester?
>>678308726
bend over
>>678308552
This. I'm pretty sure every girl would wake up
>>678307921
I drug my wife at least two or three times a month and fuck her when she is passed out.
>Have glass of wine waiting for her if i get home before her
>2 xanax with one 500mg antibiotics
>Hour or two later she passes out
>Carry to bed and fuck
No real reason why i do it, i just enjoy it. I suspect she thinks im doing it to her but has never said anything
>pic related
>>678308726
There is a big difference between putting your arm around a girl who is out cold andnputtingnyour dick in her. You have got to be an idiot
Yes, I had an ex into it... she would pop a xanax and drink normally til she was out cold then I was to do anything I wanted to her. Her only complaint was that her asshole was always sore and she didn't shit right for days.
>>678308928
How was it? I take she didn't moan or anything..
>>678308898
>>678308928
that's hot
>>678307921
yeh my gf gets blind drunk after three drinks, shes a real lightweight, i like doing stuff to her when shes drunk.
when we're out ill tuck the back of her skirt into her knickers, make her suck my dick in the toilets. when i get her home i literally rape her, i put her on her stomach then i put all my pressure on her, so she cant move and just fuck her for hours.
she wakes up in the morning and never remembers anything. best girlfriend ever
>>678308726
false equivalency. Putting your arm around someone, much less someone you know doesn't hold the same weight as full blown sex
>>678308244
>>678308048
>>678308030
>>678308379
this fucking site. i remember when faggots were laughed at.
>>678309175
>I remember when everyone was an anti-social aspie
>>678309103
wrong. all sexual contact is rape. even sexual words are physical rape. you fucking misogynist
>>678309281
instead of a regressive tumblr feminist faggot. yeah, real good progress made on this site, you cuckold manlet
>>678309461
so much sexual frustration
>>678307921
I have rubbed the tits of three passed out girls now. Always been too paranoid to do more.
>>678307921
All the time, my gf of two years loves it. Nothing wrong with it imo
>>678307921
No,
no interaction form a girl sucks I cant even stay hard.
Even when they are awake but just drunk and laying their like a fish fucking blows.
Id rather just not have sex.
>>678309564
Did they flinch? Or move?
>>678308923
>>678309103
Nope, you missed my point. I'm not talking about being "out cold", or "putting my dick in her" or "putting my greasy virgin arm on her cause I'm such a loser I could never touch a woman otherwise".
This is your way of thinking because you're thinking with your dick, as a frustrated hopeless virgin. What I'm talking about things woman do with real men not fantasies of you losers who women are repulsed by the very existence of your pimple covered face.
>Moralfags and people responding to moralfags
Who gives a fuck? Ignore them and post sluts getting raped.
Also, I've raped a bartender who got too drunk at an after-party and lived with her Mother. Her Mother texted her saying if she came home drunk again she would be kicked out so she freaked out and said she needed a couch to crash on.
>Brought her back to my place
>She stumbled into bed clothed
>I wrestled her clothes off of her while she struggled
>Raped her
>She fell asleep
>We both woke up naked
>Never spoke of anything, like nothing ever happened
Too bad she moved away, kinda miss her.
>>678309673
One moaned a little, the others din't do a thing. Regret not going for the pussy now.
>>678308898
Why the antibiotics?
Is two enough to knock out most people?
>>678309385
kek
>>678307921
I've tried to get things going with my wife while she's sleeping. Doesnt generally go over well. Meanwhile, she has done this to me on several occasions and its literally one of the best things ever to wake up fucking or getting blown...
>>678309564
>Always been too paranoid to do more.
Alcohol and getting rid of your moral compass helps with that.
>>678309175
>>678309461
This man spoke truth
>>678309909
You know what's not cool? Getting woken up by a dude giving you a blowjob. I don't sleep at other people's homes during parties anymore.
>>678309702
so much projected frustration, i am guessing it is actually you who is the virgin friendo :^)
>>678309813
Sounds consensual fam
>>678310038
Eh, she's just a drunk slut. It's happened more than once to her. She's 32 and still parties like an 18 year old Catholic girl.
>>678309962
Wtf..I would have laid backed and enjoyed the blowjob. Helluva way to get woken up
>>678309702
>>678308726
>Obviously none of you have never touched a girl
>you losers who women are repulsed by the very existence of your pimple covered face.
>This is your way of thinking because you're thinking with your dick, as a frustrated hopeless virgin
Holy shit, you are trying entirely too hard to convince everyone that you are sexually experienced. This is the type of shit 12 year olds do. Tone it all the way down
>>678310020
>>678309542
these tired old tropes, fuck off. just because your a fat disgusting human being doesnt mean everyone else is.
inb4 the "you are all rapist" post
>>678310209
>these tired old tropes
>raperaperape everyone who doesn't agree is a tumblr feminist virgin faggot
oh the irony
I've done it plenty of times with my wife. Started when we came home from a wedding and I was horny, she was pretty drunk and by the time I got to bed she was out cold. Complained the next day and she said "just put it in next time".
So I started doing that. Sometimes I'll go down on her, sometimes just lube her up. Next morning she just says "did you fuck me last night?" I say "yeah" and that's it.
>>678309093
>gets blind drunk after three drinks
I'm jealous, thats so cheap.
>>678310020
>>678310121
Where do you see that? You're pulling that out of thin air so that's you projecting yourself.
>>678307921
More pics plz
>>678307921
I used to drink a lot with my ex and couple of times she felt into sleep during our drunk sex. Does that count?
>>678308898
you fuck her face?
>>678310404
yeah shes really bad, we were on the bus home, and she literally fell on the floor, her mini skirt went all the way up. i just left her there, the whole bus was staring. took her 30 seconds to get back onto the seat
>>678310391
Does it feel like humping a corpse?
>>678310484
Because the only people who care about people being virgins are virgins. Literally no one who has had sex gives a fuck, other than teeangers.
>>678308898
it would be much better if she never knew about you fucking her. get better drugs
>>678308898
for how long is she passed out from it?
>>678311057
Any suggestions?
>>678310880
You're getting personally offended over something that hasn't even been said. You're reading over my point and only seeing what a pathetic virgin you are. So shut the fuck up and stop crying about it. You're some pathetic retard beta male who is incapable of any intelligent discussion and only goes with "omg you want to have sex with women you guys are all horny pervert cause you're virgins lolololol" Seriously. I have seen you posting these lonely kid memes before and your autism has only increased since then.
>>678309057
I have told females about this one girl who will allow me to rape her and they think it is hot.
>>678310376
i dont reply ever but you are a fucking fagget mate
>>678311511
Actually rape? Or pretend rape?
>>678311179
bleach
>>678310880
You're completely incapable of imagining yourself in a position where a woman would be okay with you touching her. Tell me how that is possible unless you are some underage virgin?
>>678311698
yes
>>678311511
>allow me to rape her
It is the only way i get to fuck her ass
>>678307921
only your mom
>>678311385
>You're reading over my point and only seeing what a pathetic virgin you are
>You're some pathetic retard beta male
>omg you want to have sex with women you guys are all horny pervert cause you're virgins
hahahaha oh wow.
I'm not even mocking you and you're getting way too defensive.
>>678311835
It's something people say when it's not rape, but the person has given implied "consent even if I say no and am really convincing about not wanting this". There's usually a safeword for "no this is actually no I will bite your dick off" scenarios.
>>678310801
Never humped a corpse, so...
She usually makes noises when I fuck her. Little grunts or groans. Obviously I like it better when she's awake but this works when she isn't.
>>678311990
>allow me to rape her
>>678311774
Thanks for proving my point
>>678307921
I fucked my gf after she passed way from too much drinking. But we both laughed about that tomorrow morning.
>>678308030
>>678308048
Thanks for standing up for oppresses womyn everywhere, good friend! You're so caring and sensitive- a true feminist.
I have fap to my mom she was a drunk her night gown was lift to her butt.
>>678308379
Lol you probably dont have a lot of reason to come here. Please. We dont like you. None of your friends like you. Its why your parents dont like you.
You fucking suck
>>678312283
You didn't try to fondle?
>>678308898
Same, except I use a better cocktail. My gf is a lightweight and can get wasted on two drinks. I only add 0.5mg clonopin, buspar, and 10mg ambien. She's usually passed out within 30 min. Every time she woke up she doesn't remember. However, this is her fetish and I tell her about it or show her a photo from the night before. She instantly gets revved up and I get some pretty awesome consensual sex.
>>678312244
to for be engrish is most greatly...fuckstick
>>678312283
Good engrish
Be at a friends house chilling with some friends. She is around, we smoke and drink, get high, kinda late... Everyone goes to sleep. Friend has a few rooms to spare, we both get to be in the living room, she gets the sofa im ok with that... Put some cushions on the floor. She falls asleep almost inmediately. 30 minutes and i cant sleep...too high and excited, weed makes me think some nasty shit...wait a moment lets try something. Speak to her, nothing, try to wake her up...no response at all. Decide to touch her breasts, feels nice. Put muy hand between her legs, start rubbing and after go inside panties. At this point my dick is hard as fk. Didnt want to move her much in case she wakes up...start masturbating ... Then put muy cock on her lips....feels very good. She has her mouth closed but i get to stick some cock in it while i gently touch myself in order to not wake her up. Stick it out and start rubbing it against her lips again.
After 20 secs cum hard. Intense orgasm. Cum all over her mouth ...omg what have I done... Clean her up. Go back to my cushions. Sleep like a baby.
Next day act like nothing didnt happen.
Best memory ever.
Pic related
>>678309281
Yes.
And we fucking loved it. You are whats wrong.
Hear that? Its the collective typing of thousands of us anti social aspies wanting you off our site. So fuck off
>>678309175
this, might as well call this place hawaii cuz of perpetual fuckin summer
>>678311990
There is no safe word. She just has to cum first.
inb4 this, sadly.
fuckin' wall-to-wall with newfags lately.
>>678312074
On demand sex whenever I want. I just have to hunt her down.
>>678312520
Some like rubbing her butt nicely, mosty after i cum
>>678312573
Oh, right. Autocorrect changes the word to "oppresses." That must have made it hard for you to understand, on account of your obvious mental retardation. Sorry.
>>678312641
Sleeptouched the bride of dracula
>>678309281
as it should be. fuck off normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>678312804
>allow me to rape her
>>678309461
i could not say it better my self. i kinda feel like i now truly understand the term "this is the cancer that is killing /b/".
>>678312641
You should have gone all the way bro
ITT: moralfags getting mad at drunkass bitches receiving what they deserve
>>678308048
Sjw cuck detected
>>678313130
I got real scared
>>678313130
Was too excited for thinking bro
>>678313217
But not scared enough to cum all over her face?
>>678312850
why you to try to justify why you am stoopid?
>>678307921
>See this
>Grab Remote
>Shove in her pussy
>Remove remote
>Switch Channels
>Dunthinkso.wtf
>Flip over
>No batteries
Dude, At least tape those fuckers down.
>>678313301
>implying its a true story
>>678307921
If my girlfriend is really tired I'm able to fuck her in her sleep and she won't wake up, shit's cash
>>678309845
It increases the effects of the alcohol and xanax
>>678313301
That was not me
This
>>678313230
>>678313412
So why you get so scared?
>>678312797
Yep.
>>678308928
Lol
>>678311168
Never actually sat there with her to see how long she is unconscious but its a good couple hours
She sleeps until the next morning, i will fuck her for maybe 20 to 30 min then go back out and play around on the net for a couple hours then sleep.
>>678313412
Oh..did you wipe it off or just leave it there? Lol @ the thought of her waking up with dried up jizz on her face
>>678313582
No I licked it off her face, tasted horrid but no mess
>>678313331
Kek. Is that really all you've got? You're not very good at this.
Are you the same sjw fighting for women's rights on this thread, or are you just a faggot that feels the need to correct spelling and grammar online?
In other words, are you an sjw faggot or a pathetic faggot?
>>678308898
Which one of you had anxiety for those Xanax? Or how do you get them?
>>678311960
so all you can do is quote something I said and not even form any argument whatsoever? okay. you won the internet fight kid.
>>678308030
>she doesn't fight back
>she doesn't say no
>rape
The media has brainwashed you well.
>>678309564
I've rubbed titties too and they almost woke up maybe because my friend and I were laughing and squeezing the nips pretty hard we ran out of the house lol
>>678313671
My mum has a bad heart and sleep apnea, every time she goes to the doctor they write her a new script. I have like 3 bottles sitting in my place.
My mum will pop one maybe once a week and is an old hippy so lets me take them to help me sleep at night
>>678313647
Port que los dos?
He might be both.
>>678307921
>admitting something like this on F/b/I
fuck right off
>>678313647
Those two are one in the same.
>>678313582
I wiped it up bro, who do you think I am?
>>678313857
Ah that makes sense. Anything with enough juice to knock out requires prescription.
>>678313925
Ha. True.
>>678308048
>>678308048
>No that's called Rape ass hole
>Browsing /b/
>Disgusted by rape
Kek.
>>678307921
Gf is really into this. She likes getting really drunk and letting me "take advantage" of her. It's pretty hot, but sometimes kinda weird.
A few nights ago, she wanted to roleplay like she was passed out (while she's drunk), and so we did, and I told her I was glad I roofied her (she's awake, lol) and had to kinda treat her like a ragdoll with fuckholes.
Kinda fun, not something I'd go for everyday, though.
>>678314023
here is a kek
>Preparing the wine for my wife
>Crushing xanax
>Think to myself how immoral it is for doctors to just write scripts for this shit without caring
>Realise what im doing is just as bad
kek and continue
>>678307921
did you fuck her or that device?
>>678310020
>>678310484
You're both embarrassing yourself.
>>678308898
More pics of the hottie?
Rape involves force or threats. Unconsciousness is passive acceptance and drunk unconsciousness is consent.
Lots of bitches like getting blind drunk and pulling trains. It's all good fun and gangbangs add a lot to a party.
>>678314473
>2016
>Not exclusively attending gangbangs
ITT: SJW cucks try to prove their points
>>678307921
On my phone don't expect more than one post
>be me
>be 17 (7 years ago)
>at gfs parents house
>in basement playing kingdom Hearts
>gf lays down on floor says she's taking a nap
>hey that sounds pretty good
>lay next to her, she's asleep after a few minutes
>SUDDENLY boner
>spoon position won't work she might wake up
>roll her on her back and spread her legs
Let me pause briefly to tell you about this fine piece of ass brothers. You may have had pussy but 15 year old pussy is heavenly. Callie was a solid 8/10 and her pussy to this day is the best I've had from several partners.
>she has on short shorts with no panties (what a slut)
>slide her shorts to the side and slide a finger in that sweet sweet tiny pussy
>finger her slowly to check consciousness
>after two fingers and prodding, can confirm she's KO
>boner raging at this point
>current position won't work so I roll her back on her side and slide her shorts down
>talk about a tight pussy Holy Shit
>slide my 4 inches in as deep as I can
>proceed to lay pipe slowly at first
>she starts to stir almost instantly
>thinking she's going to wake up anyways I proceed to lay the 4 inches at an increasingly alarming rate
>sure enough she wakes up with a sly look on her face, can tell she is enjoying the 4 inches
>can't believe what I hear next
>Master fuck my ass please sir
>she always talks like that but anal had only been Attempted once
>this is good news
>pussy juices on my 4 inches looks to be enough to slide in that tight asshole
>roll her on her back and pull her shorts off
>get on top of her and she guides my Dick to her asshole
>slowly push in, she is not pleased
>she takes it inch by inch
>all 4 of them
>I cannot tell you anything remotely close to how tight that ass was. Gritty texture squeezing my Dick makes me hard now just thinking about it.
>only last 2 or 3 minutes before I'm about to nut
>"where do you want me to cum, slave?"
>says she doesn't care
>lol ok
>bust in her ass
>>678314473
So girls literally like being a piece of fuck meat that is passed out for a bunch of guys? What if said guys were african?
>>678307921
I was drunk as fuck and fucking a girl. She got on top (also drunk as fuck).
She grinds for a bit.
I pass out.
I wake up and she is still on top of me, snoring. She was totally passed out.
My dick is still inside, so I start trusting back in there.
She wakes up and cries out in surprise for a second or two before remembering whats going on.
It was hilarious.
>be me
>help a girl back to the hotel from my sister-in-laws wedding
>She was destroyed. helped her out of her dress and laid her in the bed
>Didn't do anything because of course the wife would be back soon. Wife gets back
>I slide into bed next to girl and between her and my wife
>wife gives me head
>fingerbang the drunk girl next to me
>>678315027
yes, women are actually into being fucked, just not by nice guys like you
>>678315194
There is a difference between fucked and gang fucked while being passed out.
what i think back on it it kind of depresses me but it was the best shit of my life
>be 21
>been with this chick for 3 years already
>she starts fucking around
>i break up with her ass
>she gets heavy into drugs blames me fucking KEK
>later get back with her cause im a faggot
>every time she comes over after she had just recently done heroin so she k/o's
>fuck her and take pics left and right
>continues for months until she says shes going to rehab
>cheats on me in rehab
>i break up with her yet again
>her life spirals out of control and now shes a junkie that nobody likes
>still swings by from time to time to fuck while shes passed out or half passed out
>shit is pretty good
>current girl knows nothing of it
>imadouche.jpeg
Ol lady gives me a 24/7 pass asleep or not.
Does really turn me on when I'm laxy doggin her and can't come and just snuggle up close still inside her and drift off a little bit. Then kinda wake up, realize I'm still in her and she's softly snoring. Just slowly at first slide in and out - ever so softly - and she's still snoring. Shit is cash
>>678312641
what if i tell you she was not sleeping?
>>678312106
What point? That you don't think you're ever gonna get laid so you try to be a nice guy who is better than all these douchebags who are only taking advantage of women and hope that maybe one day a woman who is sick of all the douchebags will see what a great little dude you are and touch your peepee then.
>>678315381
Ok. Let's see the pics
>>678315867
seconded.
>>678315568
We're hooked. Go ahead.
>>678315350
So you're saying a woman doesn't have the right to be gang fucked while being passed out if that's what she wants?
>>678315381
got any pics?
>>678315711
kek
>>678314798
> my 4 inches
> the 4 inches
> 4 inches
> my 4 inches
> inch by inch all 4 of them
guy, i know you're proud. but you shouldnt, tinyfag
>>678315867
thirded
>>678316204
Eh.. I'm just going to stay out of this one instead..
>>678307921
Who hasnt?
>>678315867
Fourthed.
>>678316384
>>678316543
newfag add pictures
I swear to god I see this guy post the same damn thing every day. Saged bitch.
>>678315398
Nice.
>>678316616
cuck lord
to all the dumbasses calling rape. Look, the reality of it is, is that there's millions of women who are drunks and pill poppers and they love this shit. It's not rape. That's retarded. They pass out drunk all the time AND expect some action, so we're really doing them a favor.
I had a gf that would get so loaded up on her pills that she'd go in and out of consciousness during sex. If anything, it's the woman being rude by falling unconscous, we're just doing our civic duty.
>>678313739
If a man came into your room and fucked your ass while you were unconscious would you be okay with it?
>>678313895
Not working. What is it?
>>678312641
Im curious do masturbate to the memory? Because ive done that exact thing and i maturbate to it. Fucking great.
>>678316308
Kek
>>678316945
these aren't just random people breaking into people's homes dude. the VAST majority of this is girlfriends and wives and honestly that's not even bad at all.
>>678316811
if they're unconscious they don't feel any pleasure so why would that be something they want?
>>678317109
It's the thrill of the fantasy, and knowing it occurred. Same reason some sluts get off on humiliation.
>>678317109
Because after a while we figure it out and just keep the story going because we realize how fucking hot it is, and now we're just professional "sleepers".
You're welcome. ;)
>>678307921
One day I fuck my gf when she was passed out, she suck my dick like theres no be a tomorrow, and bite me a little, we fuck all the night, give me a footjob and I eat her ass... The fact is, the next mornig, we wake up and I say: Nice sex yesterday. And she says: wtf? we have sex? I dont remember anything.. I try to explain all that we did on the night, but she cant remember
>>678317092
This. These moralfags are the cancer of /b
>>678317374
reminds me of the movie sleeping beauty
Fucked my ex while she was passed out drunk. We were going to get hammered then fuck, but she drank too much (what else is new). I stuck a finger in vagoo, and it was very wet, so I jacked off a little bit, lubed my cock up and slide it in. Fucking amazing, like masturbating but so much better. She woke up a little bit about halfway through and said 'no...no..' but that only made me fuck her harder. I took my time, it felt so good. I jizzed into a towel (didn't feel like cleaning her up), and passed out myself. The next morning I told her exactly what happened and she laughed and made me fuck her again, this time while she was awake. What a slut, I still miss her though..
>>678316945
There are people who would, you know. They are called homosexuals. You have a problem with that?
>>678317376
I read this with a Russian accent
>>678317109
to help their self-esteem. I've had a gf who would cry and pout if I didn't cum inside her.
Anyway, you're reading way too much into it. I'd tell you to ask HER, and she would probably tell you that she doesn't give a fuck, she loves it. Look dude, there's women who sit around half conscious all day. People who drink or do drugs all day long and that's the life they lead. Men and Women, and so the whole "you can't consent under the influence" thing sound like a bunch of bullshit when they are all like that all the time. They would tell you the same thing.
I dunno if some of these are actually rapey, but honestly, the vast majority of these are just between boyfriends and girlfriends and husband and wives. The rape shit is ridiculous.
There is literally no violence or force. how the fuck could it be rape? That's complete fantasy make believe bullshit.
>>678317524
Sry, I dont speak english actually, but you get the idea
>>678316945
This faggot hasn't ever gotten a good morning blowjob. Obvious fedora manchild.
>>678317109
People are into all kinds of shit. Nothing wrong with getting fucked while a little sleepy. Why are you judging what other people do in the privacy of their own homes?
>>678317752
Fuck that.
I used to get woken up every morning by my girlfriend having sex with me. She would roll me over, take off my clothes and start humping me while I was still asleep. I eventually would wake up, wrap my arms around her and then finish inside her. Every. Morning.
>>678307921
>yes
>my sister
>16
>20yo sister have bf from down the street over
>both get drunk as fuck
>she passes out
>he walks home
>i fugg
I don't think either of them remember that night
>>678318243
Technically she never had consent and that could be considered rape, but sex feels good and that is fucking retarded.
I loved it and I can see how a female would also love it.
>>678318405
Not sure if wincest, or fucking gross...Post pics faggot.
>>678318405
wincest!
greentext the whole story or something, bro. we like descriptive monologues.
>not committing rape
>automatically tumblr sjw
I mean it's one thing to knock out someone you're in an actual relationship with, but you fags drug some random chick or wait for her to pass out and fuck her? If you can't see how sad and desperate that is you're fucking retarded. You can't get laid by anyone even semi conscious so you resort to that shit. It's pathetic.
>>678317752
That's some fine police work det. shitbrain
>>678315381
Enjoy your gonasphylherpalaids bro
>>678307921
>Has anyone here fucked a girl that was passed out/unconscious?
I wish. My wife is fine with it, but we never get shitfaced anymore because we turned into normies.
>>678318471
>I like something so therefore everyone must like it
nice logic there fucknuts
Yep. GF 7 years a go passed out at a party. Took her to a bed and fucked her in the pooper. Busted on her face. She woke up in the morning and asked me, I told her she was concious but must of not remembered. She was cool with that. No feelings hurt.
That was the first time she took it up the ass, and after that she seemed cool with it. Idk
>>678318708
SJW tumblr faggot spotted
You can get xanax by simply telling them you want it for sleeping on a plane. Or just about any sleeping disorder then ask for it, if they ask why just say your friend let you try one and it worked well.
>>678315381
That's hot, m8, but you need to post some of those pics, too
>>678318827
Wrong use of words there /b/ro. It exists as a possibility.
>>678318882
Fat fuck who can't get laid spotted
>>678318077
getting fucked while a little sleepy is different than getting fucked while you aren't conscious and have no memory of it
>>678318827
>i can see how
>must
Jesus dude go outside
>>678317407
more like this whole fucking site is just full of the cancer of humanity
>>678319154
Not having memory of something is not the definition of rape. You can consensually choose to have sex while drunk and not have memory of it later.
>>678315867
Fifthed
>>678319308
Most people come here to escape normie life and indulge in their darker thoughts. That's why there are no manners, and why the site is still Anonymous. The purpose of the site was to be cancerous as fuck.
The trick is using it in moderation.
>>678319199
why the fuck would anyone go outside, there's fuckin bears and shit out there stupid
>>678318827
> I can see how a person would like something
Is not
> Everyone must like it
You are
> I can see someone might not like something so noone should be allowed
>>678307921
Must of had a pretty small dick if the girl didnt wake up i think that was the only way you where going get some should stick to hookers.
cause rape is pretty bad.
What happened to /b/? Why are so many white night sensitive sjws here now? This used to be the place to go to blow off some steam and indulge in your secret fantasies- the shit you would want associated with a username. That's why it's anonymous.
Now it's a kinder, gentler place. Are we reddit or tumblr now?
>>678319308
I agree! It used to be cool, but now it's full of SJW faggots arguing about how we need to be nice and gentle with m'ladies. You're right- they ARE the cancer.
>>678307921
What the fuck man, you might aswell fuck a corpse. If you're so scared just get a balaclava. You fucking faggot.
>>678319554
4chan went pop years ago when moot got into Time magazine and plugged 4chan and every school kid in the country start shitposting here. It's already under completely different ownership now, and it's extremely popular, believe it or not.
I still remember when 4chan was basically just all about anime and manga.
>>678319308
Sounds like new fag?
>>678319459
seems like you understand whats going on.>>678319317
Still seems like rape just with more steps.
>>678319199
Bears also nice dubs
>>678319003
agree the fbi would love some pics
>>678318831
she was your gf but still rape but thats for her to say not me she might been ok with it gf obvs.
>>678318815
seem like a logical person stranger and unknown = rape agree slightly
>>678318708
drug/drunk stranger is pretty much rape with steps cant rape the willing but does not sound like willing.
>>678319554
If Jessie Slaughter happened today we'd see #stopbullying hashtags everywhere smfh
>>678319732
I'm talking about literally everyone on this site, the sjw faggots, the rape fantasy faggots, the fuckin faggot ass bananas, everything
>>678319982
So you're calling yourself cancer? Got some self-esteem issues, there, buddy?
>>678320169
everyone on this site does, why else are they here?
>>678319982
freedom to hate on you for being a sick person is still are freedom more ppl use 4chan then ever deal with it new fag or old fag.
we do what we want we want all white knight talking about rape we will fucking do what we want we dont belong to you pos faggot
no offence to you gays that enjoy the same sex.
>>678320295
Entertainment, obviously. I would say that's the primary reason why the vast majority of people are here. To be entertained.
Are you not?
>>678319772
Shit, yeah. That's about when it happened.
Moot, you faggot.
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>>678319459
>The purpose of the site was to be cancerous as fuck.
kill yourself newfag
>>678319929
Fuck off, social justice warrior. This is /b/, go back to tumblr.
>>678320488
>>678319982
Oh, then I agree. /b/ has become cancer itself.
>>678320366
What the fuck are you trying to say? Maybe let go of your brother's cock and try typing with both hands.
>>678307921
>brother's having house party
>his friends are all drunk playing beer pong and shit
>playing vidya in my room
>they finally fuck off and go to Dennys
>leave my sanctuary to take a piss
>some chick nodding the fuck off on the toilet
>she won't fuck off, and she falls off on her stomach
>opportunity finally occurs
>shake her a bit more & double check the house
>start groping her ass
>run to my room to get my wallet condom that's been there forever
>wearing a skirt so getting to her pussy is easy
>sink into heaven
>go super slow at first, but pick up after I know she's out
>splooge in like a minute
>play with her butthole a little bit afterwards.
Shit was pretty nice, I was scared shitless post orgasm, but I doubt she knew or felt it since she was so drunk
So what happened to m00t? I heard he left but I couldn't give enough of a fuck to follow up on it.
>>678320712
>>678320714
That's hot. How old was she relative to you?
>>678320694
Engrish is not first ranguage, friend
>>678320866
This isn't Reddit. That will get you no sympathy here.
>>678320781
Believe it or not, he's working for Google now.
>>678320714
Grabs a condom, I like your style
>>678320807
>>678320781
Sold out.
I heard on the internet that this is now a Taiwanese plastics molding website.
>>678321004
That's very responsible of him. He wouldn't want to get that slut knocked up and have to pay child support. She should thank him for being so considerate, if he ever decided to tell her.
>>678320975
Nice to see that even our founderfag could get a nice job.
>>678320866
It's not even in the top ten, apparently.
>>678320831
Nah, I wouldn't fuck a relative
Either a friend of my brother or just a friend of someone else. No idea
No idea
Yes, repeatedly. In college I had a fwb who drank too much and would pass out. I started out just playing with her tits and jerking off, then I jerked off on her tits and face, began fingering her pussy and asshole, then fucking her pussy and ass. she knew about it and would get pissed at me sometimes, but she didn't stop hanging out so I took that as a tacit approval.
>>678321197
Damn, that was good.
>>678321197
It's 3rd
>>678321217
Not relative as in your relative. I meant how old was she compared to you?
>>678321167
that clip your using is from wolf quest correct my dear gawd.
>>678321167
some one want toss up wolf quest on flash to remind people it was a real thing?
>>678308244
faggot killyouself
>>678308379
who cares, just fuck and stfu.
>>678321217
18-22 I guess, they were in college
> My ex used to get drunk and pass out hard
> several times i came home form work and found her either unconscious or so fucked up she was oblivious
> I would strip her down and fuck her. It was the only time i could fuck her ass, because sober she would never let me
>It is the closest I have ever come to raping someone, because it basically was rape, and i really fucking enjoyed it
> I would cum in her, or on her, if she was at all conscious, i would talk to her and make her call me different names
>she never remembered anything the next morning
> I still masturbate thinking about those times
>>678321564
Ah. Thought op was younger (playing video games while brother had a party)
>>678307921
ask your self op if a big black nigger raped you would it be so funny then? and you got aids just cause you got drunk one night and passed out would it be funny hehe or haha?
or even better what you your daughter got drunk and was a minor and some one just decides to rape her cause hey she wanted it right no harm done she was sleeping oh was that her first time too bad.
There was a guy on r9k who stuck his cock in his sleeping fiancee's mouth one time, and she woke up, and broke up with him over it. He was pretty despondent about it.
Not always fun and games.
>>678321687
Fuck off, pc-liberal sjw faggot. You belong on tumblr.
>>678316308
He was obviously being facetious.
>>678321695
He dodged a bullet, then.
>>678321687
being this butthurt
>>678321757
sounds like your a little mad are you u mad /b/ro?
cause thats why i come to 4chan.
>>678321757
>doesnt condone rape
>PC-liberal sjw faggot
This is why you will never get laid
>>678321687
So... Who hurt you?
>>678321855
Hahaha, whatever makes you feel better. I'll let my wife know I'm not getting laid.
You're on /b/, faggot. Grow a pair.
>>678321695
Sounds like he dodged a bullet, to me. Better then than after they are married, or heaven forbid she's knocked up. What a dumb bitch to break up an engagement like that. Probably more to it than that. Obviously they were not meant for each other and need to find someone better suited for each other's tastes.
>>678321851
Lokl. Nope, I'm good. I just call pc-liberal sjw faggots out when I see them. They deserve it, don't you think?
>>678321865
I pray on negative responds you could call me a troll.
i am here to stay.
hardly a white knight time to use some engrish up in dis mn i spck so good i man well.
>>678322000
Exactly! Not like they weren't already fucking. If she's that uptight, he's better off with someone a little bit more fun.
>>678321652
I was younger, junior in HS.
my brother just commuted from home.
Drunk and close to passed out
>>678321687
It sounds like you've got your panties in a bunch. That's not what this is about at all in case you missed the memo. Don't kid yourself. You should know your place.
>>678322000
nice tripps checked
>>678309702
Just keep in mind you're equal, proven by where you are
>>678316945
A fair comparison would be a girl making you penetrate her in your sleep. I'd have no problem with that actually, assuming I didn't contract any diseases or create a babby.
>>678322091
I can't understand a word you're saying.
It's like faggotry personified.
>>678322165
MOAR!
>>678308726
I've fucked my GF while we slept together, yes while she was asleep, though it always wakes her up. Once you been with someone for a long time it happens, especially when you have a sex dream.
>>678322173
sounds like you enjoy raping girls and have a small dick :)
cause if you got girth and size just ask bill cosby he never had to rape them haaha.
>>678322140
Awesome. Was she your first fuck?
>>678321976
Doesn't mean you're not a liberal cuckold white-apologist.
Don't worry. She's already cheating on you. Liberals don't exude masculinity. So unless your wife married a woman, she's cheating on you.
>>678322307
But what if you like doing it? Maybe you don't have to, but what if you just enjoy it?
>>678307921
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>>678322335
You're really bad at this. Do you want to try again, or do you think you're doing well?
>>678316945
do not project your homoerotic fantasies onto me you faggot
>>678322281
This.
It's cringe to me to hear people call it rape, when honestly, it's like the most normal thing in the world. Some people must just hate the opposite sex or something, or have some hangups, because it's really not rape.
More fucking stories plz
>>678322555
Some people are just really sexually repressed. Like puritan values and shit. It's sad.
>>678307921
When I was 15, I was staying over at a friend's house. His sister was asleep in her room, and I snuck in there and got into bed with her and tried to finger her.
She didn't seem to wake up, but I have to believe that she DID wake up, and just let me mess around, while she pretended to be asleep.
Looking back, what a fucking stupid thing to do! She could have told her brother, and/or her parents, and THEN what would I have done? No way to explain my way out of it!
>>678321687
you must be a fucking wimp, woman or feminist. eitherway get off 4chin
< 16 > My girlfriend cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back. Enjoy /b/, I know you will. http://shor.pe/7xdFJ
>>678322664
People have weird dreams all the time, m80.
I do all kinds of shit to my wife when she is asleep and I'm horny. She knows, doesn't care, and sometimes wakes up to assist!
>>678314798
fake and gay
>>678307921
>Has anyone here fucked a girl that was passed out/unconscious?
Aka Rape
Faggot
>>678322858
Anonymous board, anon. You're good.
>>678308898
Two or three times a month is almost weekly. You can't knock someone unconscious with drugs every other week and expect there to be no lasting damage.
>>678322948
Sexy
>>678307921
guys rape is not nice
do you know any women around the DC area who would be into this though?
>>678322858
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Your benevolent webmaster's got you covered, fam, unless you start doxing or posting facebook pictures.
Fucked my niece a couple of times like this
>>678307921
OP fucked his girl with a remote control.
>>678323025
CPCPCPCPCPCPCP
>>678322782
Yeah, but she could have woken up and freaked out and told on me.
Would have never lived that down. Teenage grapevine and all. "He's a pervert. He's a molester."
Oh the shame it could have caused me.
>>678322948
Why even bother with a condom at that point? There's already jizz everywhere
>>678323005
Try craigslist. It's a common fantasy.
>>678323083
Naw, she's 18+
>>678323083
You wish, sperglord
>>678323025
MODS
>>678307921
Yeah, was drinking with a "friend" that asked if she could "sleep" at my place.
Woke her up with a stiff one, because friendzone is for fags.
>>678323132
So the baby's not yours.
Or so you don't catch shit.
>>678307921
YOOO wtf, is that Jacquline? No way someone I know who was wearing the exact same outfit
>>678322731
>4chin
>>678323211
Faggotry!
>>678322731
In real life im pretty close to a cereal killer i never said im a good person you hardly understand me.
i don't interact with people in person much keep to my self i belong here keeps me out of trouble.
I have temper in real life and i would prob kill you if i knew who you where so be glad it's anon board.
i come here to get angry and i then take out that anger on bad people at least what i consider is bad
>>678323269
>>678314473
>Drunk unconciousness is consent.
Lawl.. I want to be in the courtroom as you try explain that one. I'll be the guy eating popcorn.
>>678323397
Please don't hurt my rice krispies
>>678323397
>cereal killer
fucking 12 year old haha
>>678323397
>In real life im pretty close to a cereal killer
The Cheerios are in trouble, eh?
I felt my friends hot aunties tits when she passed out drunk on the couch in the room i was sleeping in.
I think she knew and liked it. Made her feel hot again or something.
>>678323397
>cereal killer
God this thread was clearly
>>678323025
post more pls
>>678323397
shut up fat angry autist kid
>>678323469
It would be a good show as the girl's reputation is completely dragged through the mud for explaining that she was there doing drugs and drinking until she passed out in a strange place, right?
No Jury would convict without something else going on. Get real. And she'd have to be an idiot to report it considering they go to those parties for the purpose of getting passed out drunk and fucking dudes they find hot.
You gotta remember, dude the world isn't all just your little slice of reality. There's a lot going on.
>>678307921
>was being mind cucked and freindzoned by hot 6/10
>dope ass nice tee tees
>sleep naked together no fucks given literally
>get fkd up sometimes and makeout and do no friend stuff
>lickeroo of puss puss
>a little chokey chokey
>my pp is hard but it doesnt sneeze
>one night we get super drunk and snort some xanax
>both stark naked
>me and my pp stare into the gates of oblivion
>into the hole of no return
>pop another xanny danny
>pop my pp in puss puss raw doggy
>pump until about to pp sneeze
>sneeze wad on her stomach
>lick it up like a real man
>next morning
>Y u fuck me? I know
>LOL
>No rape charge living as a freeman
>betterthanexpected.jpg
>>678323397
reported.
18+ board, kid
>>678314798
>Master fuck my ass please sir
>>678308726
>would you already consider yourself a molester?
Yes, so you might as well fuck her.
See: >>678323214
>>678324001
>xanax
hahaha, that's great. My gf used to abuse that shit on the regular. She'd take like 2 bars and when she was feeling it she'd try to do sexy time and half the time she'd pass out half way, lol
good times, good times
>>678324179
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