What kind of watch does /b/ wear? >pic related
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What kind of watch does /b/ wear?
>pic related
>>678304266
>watch
>2016
>>678304266
>Have breitling watch (which you probably dont)
>must post on 4chan
>has the shittiest breitling
Just because you buy a breitling doesn't mean you have class and know your watch. That one looks like shit, honestly, what would you even wear to that monstrosity?
right now i have a festina chronograph but im getting a rolex submariner once i find the right one
Everyday watch
>>678304976
Woops
>>678304608
It's a fucking watch, it does fuck all better then a 5 dollar Casio, you watchfags are so fucking cringey of its untrue.
>>678304266
>>678304608
Its fake as fuck, you can tell that from 100 meter
Apple watch, ftw...
>>678304608
That's not a breitling and definitely not from the Bentley range, 3 6 9 complication for a date/moon?
a casio
>>678305422
It a pretty bad fake aswell
the red ring the strap the chronograph
no "swiss made" on the bottom tachymeter wrong
logo not as shiny as original the orange circles are on no breitling and the little things on the right (dont know the name in english) should be stainless steel and chromish
>>678304266
A one that tells the time
>>678305146
That's like saying your gf is a fat slag with a bucket for a vagina and a shit personality why would I want to date amy thing nicer?
Roamer Anfibio
Found in trash from neighbors
Is precise by 1 min/week
>>678304266
DAMN
Only non-digital I could find that had compass and temp functions, cheap enough that I don't care if it gets fucked up at work.
I've tried to find a reason to "upgrade", but I can't find a valid one.
>2016
>wristwatch
wat
>>678305975
Guessing your not a gentleman
Panerai California Limited Edition (1000 Pieces made with Date)
>>678305919
upgrade to which tier? tell me your pricerange and i tell you if its worth an whats the reason to buy or not to
>>678305919
>
I had the same watch when I was 10.
great little watch
>>678306169
way too big for your wrist man.
unless it's your dads watch ?
>>678306296
i got it from my dad but its mine, i know its pretty big but i just loved the look of it expecially the sapphireglasback to see the movement (can post picks)
>>678306169
Mine sits like shit on my wrist. Most uncomfortable watch I own
>>678306205
100-150 bucks max.
I was considering a Seiko SNZG15.
>>678305975
Not everyone works at mcdonalds. Some of us need to tell time without pulling out our phone. Pulling out your phone in a meeting comes off as posturing, will cost you clients and possibly a job in some fields. Besides it's an accessory, like my fedora and my goatee.
24h meme reporting in
>>678304687
Mine today
I wear my nazi grandfather's gold watch that I inherited. It literally has no maker's sign on it that I can discern. I've taken it to a few places to get checked out but no info yet.
>>678306497
nice
always wanted a mech chrono
seems too expensive for what it is and it's not a luxury watch
>>678306502
please do.
is it a 42mm ?
>>678306523
Cali-Owner here, know what feeling going to the paneraistore to get 1 more hole so it fits better. if i wear it long it feels strange on the downside is it also on yours?
>>678306610
My grand-grandfather was governor of Elsass/Lorraine und german rulership. I have his golden watch but failed to get it fixed yet.
>>678306697
exactly! wait i take one real quick any /b/ timespam proof needed?
F91W all the way baby
>>678306670
it's very cheap for a chrono and it's a nice watch.
The acrylic crystal is fragile but it's the way the original was designed.
I have it on a leather strap now. looks good imo
>>678305674
the difference is girlfriends are at least somewhat useful
>>678306544
I love my seiko
compact, practical and light weight 100% agree
This Classic.
Anything bigger is more a hassle than anything.
>>678306857
no worries. just wanted to see how the movement looks like
>>678306697
OmegaFag
>>678306544
nice but the dial is too busy imo. too much text
>>678306769
Had straps made for me and still the worst fit by far. Not sure if it's the lug width or glass back.
>>678307311
>dat illuminati cufflink
>>678307317
The heck is that supposed to be?
>>678307443
Or Freemasons if you're not an idiot.
![IMG_0306[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zlo8cwl.jpg "IMG_0306[1].jpg")
>>678307443
That's a masonic seal, dumbass.
>>678307317
Nice fake hublot minute reaper with an open heart. Too bad the real one is all gold and like 100k
>>678307394
made from your from the official panerairetail?
>>678307529
It's a skeleton watch. Picked it up at an outlet store, it's real rosegold.
>>678307562
>Or Freemasons if you're not an idiot.
Correct
>>678307731
he is just mad :^) can confirm its real
>>678307671
Glad I didn't spend 100k hahahah. It looks nice, feels sturdy, the design is cool.
>>678304266
Cartier Mc tank for me.
Looking for an omega next.
I don't know what style u rock but ur brietling kinda looks hard to match any outfit.
>>678305146
A Ferrari doesnt do fuck all better than a Kia in the city. You poorfags are so cringey of the idea of people having more money than you
>>678307905
Once I finish uni I will join the Freemasons, my dad is a Freemason.
>>678307677
No oem panerai are stupid $$$$ depending on what material you want check the forums for a good strap maker
can I get a rate on this?
grandpa bought me it when I was a little :')
>>678305826
How long have u had ur fossil skeleton? Works well? I've had this one for five years. No issues.
>>678307311
Nice. Im looking for the aventurine myself.
>>678308083
Nice watch, I personally am not a fan of square watches, but that is pure class.
>>678308442
>can I get a rate on this?
>grandpa bought me it when I was a little :')
Grandpa didn't like you very much.
Moto 360
>actually useful
>can change face whenever I want
>>678308442
You got a kind of ugly quartz, I'm sorry man, but that just isn't very good.
>>678308606
Bait, this is fucking cancer.
Rocking this at the moment.
>>678308461
7/10. it is nice.
![IMG_0307[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ecKUlrN.jpg "IMG_0307[1].jpg")
Rate mine please!!!!
>>678308745
Explain one reason why it's cancer? It works as a watch in addition to its other functions. What's the problem?
>>678304371
Sry my face isn't glued to my phone. Some of us have jobs which require a watch.
Yeah I know, the pic is old.
>>678309537
It's beat to shit, I know. Love it though.
>>678306602
Fucking nice/10
Heres mine
>>678309359
It's has no mechanism, it is like taking a phone and taping it to your wrist, it doesn't even look good, watches are worn not only to tell the time, but as a statement, or a way to complete the look.
>>678309800
Complete the look? Do you realise how homosexual you seem?
>>678309800
Unless you're not a faggot and all you want to do is tell time, yknow, the point of watches.
using this Automatic Orient over 3 years and I`m not getting tired of it
>>678308001
It looks like a $700 Chinese watch with a tourbillion.
They may be the next up and coming quality watches. But then again, Kia can build as nice of a car as mercedes for half the price, but most people still not get it.
>>678304266
>>678309957
Tell that to anyone on your local high street and you'll get laughed out. Looks are important, its people's first impression of you and its how they will react to what you do and say.
If you dont get it, you're either twelve or beta.
Why the fuck cant i post
![20160404_151948-1_zpsqln0p1nw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E5aa3BM.jpg "20160404_151948-1_zpsqln0p1nw[1].jpg")
>>678310513
You really think that, don't you? This new generation of men is full of effeminate, trap loving morons. Ask a 60-year old with a Datejust if he's trying to "complete a look" and he'll kick you in your homo nuts. As a man, you buy something for its quality. You appreciate its engineering. That's it. If your looking to complete your look, buy a purse and wear some high heels, your flaming faggot.
>>678311060
And what, you dont enjoy the engineering of watches? Which definatly can be counted as a fucking piece of art engineeringwise
You are all faggots.
>>678311356
I don't think they complete a look like some faggot. Learn to read you flaming homo.
>>678304266
CASIO
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>>678311060
So how many chins has the neckbeard grown over yet?
I guess i feel bad that your mom cant pay you rent and afford a watch more expensive than a 5$ Casio...
>>678311060
I bet you love watching UFC and football and otherwise various other cavemen hitting each other with sticks and rocks. And thats totally fine.
But when im doing a board meeting and I know I can increase the effectiveness of my presentation just by what I wearing does not make me more feminine than you, just more successful.
>>678311659
Your attempt to get me on your cock gobbling level won't work. Have your boyfriend cum on your face so you can complete your look.
>>678311534
Overcompensate much?
Im not the other guy but enjoy a cock in my ass every now and then, and you my friend, seem to do aswell!
We can hook up and ill show you a few watches bro
>>678309519
Poorfag/10
Seriously a resin or nato strap costs 1 buck on ebay.
>>678311669
I read this comment with a pronounced lisp.
>>678311849
Youre way below me to begin with..
You watchless piece of human garbage
>>678311669
Has board meetings, yet is here on/b/. You're so full of shit, it's cringe worthy.
I'm from the future
>>678311910
Do you collect my little pony, too?
$399 to a good home
>>678312065
I have watches but I don't use them to complete my look. Again, I'm not a faggot.
>>678311917
Yeah but it's not as fun.Btw I gave that thing to someone and bought something else.
Not that poor but really not that much into watches tbh.
>>678311669
Ladies and gentlemen, the most homosexual comment in this thread!
>>678312222
No but my daughter does.
Wearing watch =/= Fedora ?
I dont see a watch on your arm yet you reek all the way here you fatty, wash your wallmart trillby soon or you might end up with a scalp rash
Patek Phillipe Officer's Watch 3960J
not gonna post pics of my actual one because it has identifying markings
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>>678311548
I like my moto
Bought for $5,000
Selling for $8,000 - $11,000
>>678312529
Daughter? So you "have a kid" yet you're wasting your time in 4chan talking about how important watches are in completing your look. If this is even remotely true, I'm amazed you don't see what's wrong with this.
Garmin Fenix 3 HR
Because I run.
I like the ecodrive for no battery changes. Nothing too spendy because i ruin them at work welding and forgetting to take them off. I have a few diamond bulovas too but rarely wear them. Like i said, nothing too spendy
>>678312774
Are you fucking retarded? Its late night here, shes asleep.
Besides i was here before she was anyways.
And something tells me comebacks arent really you thing are they?
>>678312529
>daughter
>not fat
Pics and timestamp or calling bullshit
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>>678312982
Oh and i fucking love watches, the engineering, the completing of the look, the sound.
Thats why iam here discussing watches.
Whats your excuse? Why are you even in this thread?
Piss in my eye
>>678307010
/thread tbqh fam
>>678312982
You have a child, yet you're wasting your evening hours with us rather than spend time with your spouse? This isn't a comeback, it's a genuine concern for your daughter's well being and that of your marriage. Get your priorities straight, cunt.
>>678313047
Am i fat or my daughter?
Cause shes 5
>>678313181
That's what/g/ is for... And you're barely even welcome there.
>>678305919
I wore this watch for years. The I upgraded to this one pictured for the type of work I do.
It is a great upgrade to the small classic.
>>678305975
I can't carry my phone at work.
>>678313321
Proof of both is required or else you're nothing but a role playing faggot.
>>678304266
my skagen watch
>>678313292
Oooh okay, well since you know so much about me i guess youre right!
I guess my NURSE wife that works nightshifts is really cheating on me.... All because of these damn watches that complete my fag look
>>678313339
Shit
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>>678313292
>This isn't a comeback, it's a genuine concern for your daughter's well being and that of your marriage. Get your priorities straight, cunt.
>get your properties straight
>says the faggot on /b/ himself
Not anon you're talking to, but you're literally a faglord. Die.
>>678312610
Whats that suppose to mean?
Summary of the thread thus far, for those just joining.
>Guys check out my watch
>Wow watches are dumb who cares
>You're just mad because you can't afford a watch
>Guys look how cool my watch is
>Wow who cares
>YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU'RE POOR
>>678313528
Does this role play help you feel better about yourself?
>>678313452
You must be fucking high if you think im posting pictures of my 5 year old daughter on /b/
< 9 > https://docs.google.com/uc?authuser=0&id=0B9Wo6HTdxilZcUF1N0FJcHZsblE&export=download
>>678313540
I wouldn't think your stretched anus allowed you to be so butthurt.
>>678313365
I rarely /g/ but its not like im going to switch board if a watch thread comes up here am i?
>>678313661
Don't forget the faggot arguing about having a kid and the faggots saying "proof or Ur RP"
That's my favorite part.
>>678304266
>this faggot shaves his arms like a pussy
>>678313676
Your non existent daughter. You better get some rest, you have a board meeting in the morning.
>>678313670
It does smartguy, you figured it out
>>678313769
>wouldn't think your stretched anus
All of this self-projecting in 4k ultra.
>>678313780
Yet you expect a civil discussion on/b/?
>>678304266
Edox here
>>678313943
I can sense your throbbing bunghole needs a break.
>>678313884
Not the boardmeeting guy though
>>678313944
Thats my bad, i take full responsibility for that
>>678314112
Sorry for getting my role plays confused.
>>678312682
Curious as to why you're selling it for more than you bought it, are they rare now or something?
what kind of watch do you suggest for a medfag?
>>678314266
wow good joke so origin many good hahas
>>678307394
Is that a Landa band? I had him make me one.
>>678314266
kek
Made it myself
>>678314294
He doesn't even own one i guess. They are available for 6,5-7k everywhere on the net like 15 are on chrono24 right now
>>678314425
That time Pokemon went full MLP.
Embarrasing.
>>678314261
No worries brother, i know your mind cant handle more than one thought at a time so im going to be REAL patient with you and speak in simple terms
This is literally the perfect watch, the Mondaine Evo
>swiss
>easy to read uncluttered face
>not huge and chunky
>doesn't catch on things
>black leather strap doesn't rip out arm hair
>expensive enough to last
>cheap enough thats its not a huge tragedy if you scratch it
>understated, inconspicuous, but still beautiful
>masculine, with out being ostentatious
>enough history behind it that you have something to talk about if someone were to ask about it
>from a company that sued the fuck out of apple for stealing their design.
>>678314535
kek
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>>678314266
Man we got it the first time chill habeeb, it's not funny anymore.
>>678314573
Looks like a school cafeteria clock....
>>678314362
Any model with diamonds and chrome. How terrible it would be, if people didn't notice that you are paid ten times as much as they are for writing prescriptions.
>>678312682
Anyone knows where I can find a look alike of this watch?!
>>678314573
Tis indeed a nice watch
+1
>>678314567
Ohhh burrrrrrn!
>>678314573
Its nice but a bit bland for my taste.
>>678313242
>Guess
you are the gay.
What do you guys think?
>>678314686
It kind of is. Mondaine is known for their railroad clocks, so a similar style is seen in other public clocks as well. It's quite iconic.
>>678309499
faggot, just admit watches are jewellery
you won't look like a retard cause you'll actually have a valid point
>>678315935
This comment is best read with a lisp.
>>678314573
multi part walltext musing on the psychology of watches inbound
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>>678316320
Dude, like it or not, watches are basically the only socially acceptable male jewelry. They're a reflection on who you are, and when you wear one, you make a statement about who you are, whether you like it or not. If you just wanted one to tell the time, youd have a $1 dora the explorer watch from walmart.
You buy a watch because it aligns with who you are.
The guy with the Datejust bought it maybe because his dad owned one, or maybe because thats what everyone at his office wears, or maybe because he sees it as a shining jewel of art and science and human achievement, or because the gold highlights speak to a part of him that wants something flashier then a normal silver rolex. Maybe he wants an heirloom to pass onto his son. Whatever the reason, it aligns with something in him. Then, when he wears it, regardless of why he bought it, it displays his wealth, and all the other things (implied taste, class etc) that go along with wearing a Rolex.
>>678316494
You may get a mechanical watch because you love the engineering, and appreciate the ritual of winding, because thats the kind of person you are, and a watch tells other people that. It implies a stubbornness, and a desire to stick to the traditional. Some people will see that as old fashioned, some will see it as honorable. You can't avoid that part of the watch, except by not wearing it.
If you get a smart watch, its probably because you find it genuinely useful, and may want to honor an earlier time in a modern way. Whatever your reasoning, it shows to other people that youre technology focused, and some may interpret it as an insult to the great tradition of watches, because theres nothing you cant take as an insult.
No one watch is really better than any other, because its 80% subjective. Its about how it makes you feel, and how it reinforces your personality, and displays certain traits to other people.
Basically a watch is more than just gears and a strap. It says something about you, whether you like it or not.
If think of expressing something about yourself through the things you own and wear as a weakness, then you probably dont wear or like watches, in which case why are you here man?
>>678309499
>jobs which require a watch
"Fries are done"
"Pizza delivered in 30 minutes or it's free"
>>678307317
Obviously fake
>>678316600
>"the court will now take a 15 minute recess"
>"Youve got 10 minute to deliver your idea to the board"
etc
[Wears autism]
Pic not took today
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>>678316243
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_railway_clock
Its the clock that that clock makers use.
>The station clocks in Switzerland are synchronized by receiving an electrical impulse from a central master clock at each full minute, advancing the minute hand by one minute. The second hand is driven by an electrical motor independent of the master clock. It requires only about 58.5 seconds to circle the face, then the hand pauses briefly at the top of the clock. It starts a new rotation as soon as it receives the next minute impulse from the master clock
Unfortunately mine doesnt have that kind of movement, thatd be cool as fuck.
Dude. This is the only right answer.
>>678316600
or, ya know, secure places you're not allowed to bring a cell phone.
are you always this fucking retarded?
>>678317277
Have you seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJwPOBoy3V8
Citizen Nighthawk
Mine
>>678317473
Ohh man! I used to have one of those. Must find or get a new one now
>>678304266
that's a fake breitling with a seagull st-16; you can tell from the chinese sun
4chan I am your new god now.
I demand hot sauce. An ocean of hot sauce.
Get to work.
my watch.
you can see the self winding mechanism on the back too.
>>678306497
woah, a tongji
>2016
>still wearing watches
You're either over 30 or a retard.
Just use your damn phone.
>>678317555
Yeah, but its, $400 and bulky as shit.
I love the movement tho.
my Evo is around $120
>>678318031
Yeah
>>678318095
I work in a classified environment. I can't take my phone into work.
What does b think of this? http://www.elliothavok.com/shop/british-green-racer-chronograph-pre-order
Not sure about it, I usually go for a bit simpler designs/colors
BOW TO ME NOW.
YOUR NEW GOD
OR BURN
>>678318095
It's easier to check my wrist than my phone. Besides, I don't even carry my phone with me, if I don't have to.
>>678318316
400 isn't that bad. I'm used to bulky watches but I can see, how that could be a problem for others.
>>67830725 I love my Mako
>>678318419
Riiiiight
>>678318095
>2016
>Doesn't understand what bling is
Casio master race.
>>678318652
Dude....sick watch
Something out of Kung Fury
>>678318517
The colour scheme is nice but the face is cluttered. Go for a simpler design, if you don't absolutely need those extra features.
Related: My parents bought this, its a real clock from a Russian sub. Not really sure why, were German, but whatever
>>678318807
>were German
Or that's what they told you, Ivan.
>>678304266
A red one
Picture from google but i wear this one.
>>678318975
Nice
R8 my watch
>>678318095
What's the matter anon? Can't into tech?
>>678318621
Bling is for niggers and jewellery is for homos.
Any good watch recommendations? Have a price range of ~$1,000
Where's my trendsetter bros at?
>>678308461
Not the same anon but i have the same watch. It's light and the strap is durable, it's battery-less (Self winding via gravity) so you don't even have to maintain it.
>>678308083
Cool watch, but I'd personally go for a Reverso instead.
>>678316600
I'm not allowed to use my phone at work, maintaining fighter jets.
bazongye
I like vintage LCD watches.
Check out my planet ocean, I even have the same strap installed that bond uses.
ALASKA NATIVE REPORTING IN
>>678316600
It just looks very unprofessional digging your phone up and fiddling with it during a meeting, instead of a quick glance at your wrist.
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>>678320278
Confirmation that watches are for women and gays.
Seiko black monster.
>>678320611
Riiiiight.
>>678321269
Everyone including our state director does it. We even answer emails during meetings. Get with the times.
I haven't bought a watch since my Burberry BBY1211 43mm was stolen in rehab.
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>>678321895
Shitty tatts and a watch. No better example of pure faggotry.
>>678322180
MVP
Don't have a watch yet, but I'm thinking of buying pic related because babby wrists and because I think it'd be an appropriate watch for the job I'm aiming for.
Y/N?
< 12 > My girlfriend cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back. Enjoy /b/, I know you will. http://shor.pe/7xdFJ
>>678304687
Mine is orange. Its in such good condition that the jewelry store i got the battery replaced at valued it at $600. I only paid €175 for it. But that was like 8 or 9 years ago.
Casio master race
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>>678322503
Festina as these guys, mine is only a year old though.
>>678323008
Don't bother asking these fashion trendy homosexuals. They will rip you apart in this thread.
The only watch ive ever owned was one that was a gift from my GF, I honestly love it but fuck spending that much money on clocks
>pic related
>>678304266
>casio edifice
>black ceramic armani for black tie wear
cba with pictures fuck you
>>678321913
Maybe don't do drugs next time, my mmm k?
>>678318095
lmao youre obviously a bum. watches are a classy touch. you dont have to be over 30 or be a retard. a watch is more convenient than the phone just lift ur hand. you dont need to reach in a pocket
