g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
>>678301999
because Im happy
trips checked and respect given
>>678302227
congrats on happiness.
Life will always be better than suicide dawg
>>678301999
morning bro hope you slept well cuz i couldn't fall asleep. i won't off myself today because my friends and family will be very very sad, the pain I'll inflict on them won't be worth freeing myself from existence
>>678301999
bcause Dark Souls 3 will be release soon
>>678301999
Because when losers like you consider yourselves a failure, it's people like me that you are judging yourself against.
I'm doing fine, thanks.
>>678302547
make sense.
hope you get sleep soon, anon.
>>678301999
I keep myself alive because if aliens ever reveal themselves to us they won't think this planet is inhabited by a bunch of evil assholes. I keep myself alive for everyones sake. thank me
>>678303160
Maybe aliens are assholes too and they are avoiding us because of your faggot ass still being alive?
I passed my vehicle engineering exam, and gf is coming over to fuck my brains out. Im tired but okay.
>>678301999
still waiting for tes 6
>>678301999
I can't
>>678301999
I would but I'm to much of a lazy shit
I love my waifu
I didn't kill myself because right now I'm just hoping things will work out
>>678303160
aliens probably won't be friendly.
will probably won't consider us on their level.
>>678305051
i hope it works out for you too, anon.
>>678305051
Same.
Depressed and shit now, but it has to get better sometime. Right?
>>678305394
you should get help or talk to someone. i don't think it gets better alone.
>>678301999
ill go after you
>>678305394
Fuck knows. Your family might die in a fire tonight and tomorrow you will be diagnosed with bowel cancer and throat cancer leaving you shitting in a bag and being disfigured whilst talking through a hole in your throat.
No one said it ever gets better, but worse is always a possibility.
Dark Souls III is in four days. I'll kill myself after I'm done with it.
>>678301999
Because then I wouldn't be able to worship my waifu.
>>678306222
If that is all you have to live for than you should kill yourself on principle.
>>678306398
>Taking me seriously.
>>678301999
because I want to see my child born :3
>>678306573
>Taking me seriously.
>>678301999
I am getting laid later today. Also nice trips.
>>678301999
Tell me why I should
Because if I'm dead I can't get drunk tonight
>>678306600
It's gonna be black, then you will split up.
Gonna go to a decent paying job ($11 in Vegas) that pretty much pays me to get in better shape.
Get off at 7 and gonna smoke a joint, watch a few podcasts, and talk to a few friends.
Today's gonna be a prty gud day
>>678306657
with who ?
>>678301999
Because i want some cupcakes with sprinkles on top. Serious craving
>>678306720
well when that happens I'll finally have my excuse to kill myself.
Would kill wife first tho just to be fair. Baby can live, isn't their fault for wife cheating (if she did)
>>678301999
Have to kill OP first!
>>678308169
how you going to do that?
i want to know how i will die.
At least I'm not the guy shitposting here everyday...
Go kill urself
>>678306600
I'm happy for you anon!! Congrats
cauze im gonna get laid tonight so hard that my dick will hurt for the next couple of days.
fucking a wild chick man, need pauses day or two to rest my dick, and i'm not joking here
I have a job, I have two kids full-time, and I own my childhood home, plus today's my 33rd birthday.
Because i DONT CARE :)
>>678309369
how do u full-time a kid
>>678301999
because living gives you a chance to one day be happy, when youre dead youre just dead
>>678306600
>>678309369
Why are you on 4chan?
>>678310063
4chan isn't all American virgins in their 20's, people from all backgrounds and places gather here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tth-8wA3PdY
>>678305209
sauce?
>>678308539
i will not do as you say.
>>678301999
Easy answer:
If Ikill myself already today, what will I Do tomorrow?
>>678305209
sauce or i'll be happy
>>678310486
lie in the morgue ?
>>678301999
Because it's my birthday
>>678304112
haha this guy
>>678310781
because it' b, i expected that gif to ended with the cat being curb stomped. glad to be disappointed.
Because if I killed myself I wouldnt be able to masturbate.
I used to have a lot of suicidal thoughts but then I realised it's kind of an empty gesture when you consider the 100% chance of death taking you eventually with or without you consent.
Suicide is like your boss telling you that the company is going bust and everyone is laid off and then you screaming "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME! I QUIT!" and storming out angrily
Cool who cares either way just clean out your desk and get the fuck out of the building.
>>678303086
Sauce please?
>>678310781
/b/ would never resort to violence.
>>678301999
why do you keep spamming this thread everyday??
Idk. I wanna die every day. If I'm still this piss-poor in 8 more years ill definitely delete myself.
>>678301999
>>678302370
Because someone will give me sauce on these
>>678301999
it's hard to get hold of a gun in australia
>>678311643
Why? Nature will do it for you. Just be patient and do ridiculous shit to kill time and expedite the process.
>>678305209
And can you blame them for that? Look around do you see any gay animals? Cuz i don't.
Humans < Animals
>>678311553
>
who posted this before ?
>>678305209
off to /r/ I go
faggot
>>678301999
Going out with this nerdy chick again. She's a 3.14qt and shares many of my interests.
Props on the trips too /b/ro
Well my gf randomly dumped me this morning. I dont have a job, failing school, and my car is BTFO. So no reason really
Because I've reached a point in my depression where I've come to find I have nothing to lose. Which is great because as of recently I've been doing things I otherwise would have never done and I'm so happy I am.
>>678310781
Happy birthday anon :)
I was depressed for 6 years. Stayed home everyday. Didn't work. Lived off of bread and canned soup. Poor. No friends.
I got tired of this. Many nights having a smoke staring at the moon crying at how pitiful my life is.
Went back to work. Got promoted. Father called me to work at his company. Went through school again. Finished masters. Married college sweet heart. Making 6 digits. Have a baby.
I occasionally suffer depression but think of my baby now. Keeps me happy. I'll go through he'll to make sure she is good.
>>678306751
Going to need sauce on that.
>>678308247
Jesus more of this. Source?
>>678308247
more
>>678314175
but what does it mean
>>678301999
because im asexual and that doesn't appeal to me at all
Battlebots filming in one week, gotta build a spare robot!
>>678311928
I'm indifferent on gays and this might be bait but you can't really deny that animals have gay sex.
>>678301999
> Make good money with benefits at a job I like in a relaxed family-run business atmosphere
> Only debt is my new car, which I will pay off in 5 years
> Good credit
> Girlfriend has a great ass and is fun to be around, she's also the type that likes to get high with me and talk about philosophy without calling me pretentious for liking that sort of thing
> Live 8 minutes from work, so I get to go home for lunch and fuck or get a blowjob most days
> New apartment is nice, full of window-sill gardens that gf tends to, it's 3rd floor so I have a view of the mountains + can watch the sun rise over the mountains in the morning
> Weather is nice and clear skies, going to go with GF tonight to go star gazing in a cemetery
> Weed is legal here and I have fuckloads of different delicious strains and more vaporizers and glass than you can shake a stick at
> Going to go to UU and then have brunch at a vegan cafe with GF for our anniversary on Sunday
> Feel pretty healthy because I eat well and I get plenty of exercise via sex
Its not morning. Get a decent timezone pls. Also im not as depressed as the regular /b/ lurker. So not thinking of killing myself
>>678301999
Why didn't you kill yourself? Fag
>>678315387
>> Only debt is my new car, which I will pay off in 5 years
nigga just buy used, get a car you can actually afford, or don't let the salesman fuck you in the bunghole
>>678314054
why is someone painting on a black canvas
>>678315542
what's a decent timezone ?
>>678301999
because I have 2 jobs I love, live in the country, have a great GF, and a awesome gun collection to play with
>>678315802
I drove a 1996 Buick Park Avenue for 5 years before this (got up to 200k miles and gave it to my sister for her 16th), my major splurge was buying a new Toyota Corolla last year @ 23 y/o. Interest rate is 2.5% because at the time my credit score was just shy of 800.
It might have been smarter to get a used car, but I'm planning on driving this thing until it dies, hopefully 10+ years.
So while it might have been more prudent to get a used car, it's not like I bought an unreliable or sporty car or some money-sink truck.
>>678301999
I got 3 dates this weekend and just fucked a girl last night. My confidence is through the fucking roof and girls pick up on that shit. I may kill myself during my next dry spell though.
I will work towards the creation of a utilitarian gov't, the most powerful and perfect for of government that is possible. I will do all in my power to eliminate all feminists and theists from existence. They constantly attack me and my brothers. To leave and to allow such scum to live whilst I do not would be the greatest dishonor.
If you kill yourself, you must take feminists with you, or else you are an honoreless rat.
>>678302739
There we go big man, go get 'em tiger.
>>678316349
Nice that you didn't buy something stupid, I was just appalled at the 5 year term. Makes sense though you're young and building that credit, it'll get a lot better in just a few years. Also good choice on the corolla, I drove my mom's old one during high school and college and was still haulin' ass when I sold it. Those things will last forever, you might be the only owner of the car if you take decent care of it
>>678316934
I'm hoping to save up for a down-payment to buy a house once it's paid off (housing is cheap where I live, for ~125k I can get a pretty nice house), my thought is that paying off (or being near paying-off) a large installment loan like a car loan would improve my credit and chances of mortgage approval.
Cuz i am not a sad piece of shit
>>678316607
nice streak.
g'luck hope you fuck all of them.
porn
>>678301999
nice trips, because i feel better, hope you will too
I have homework. Cant kill myself without an A.
>>678301999
Don't have the guts to
>>678317368
i feel ok.
Because I'm getting drunk tonight.
Because I don't feel like being an inconvenience for those around me
>>678301999
because i am starting a business today.
>>678302420
420 Get confirms.
because those bananas aren't just gonna post themselves you know
>>678311553
Subliminal messages. Anon here, is trying to kill us
Idk, I don't feel like it?
>>678317873
g'luck man.
>>678313994
Jenny Blighe
>>678301999
Got art to do
Great wife, good job, just bought a flat. Life is being good.
>>678318327
thanks anon, my anxiety has been through the roof. yesterday i only ate a piece of toast.
>>678314054
wasn't even pussy. i met her online. against all good judgement, i got emotially attatched, about 7 months ago.
Jesus christ, I'm such a cuck
>>678318875
nice.
wife do anal ?
Going to the movies with girlfriend tonight.
>>678301999
coz i wannabe a cop
>>678301999
hate being that guy but sauce?
I have no good reasons to do so.
But I objectively have no good reason not to do so.
I guess I'm not miserable enough. And that's good.
Let's keep on sharing hot bitches.
cuz i still have to hate the world for what a shitty place it is... i just love hating the world thats all :D
>>678301999
Because I'm still reeling from a highly emotional day yesterday, and I don't want to exit life without working through it. I'd feel too much like a quitter if I did.
That said, I am utterly fucking lost right now.
I got people who depend on me, otherwise i'd be dead a rap music.
>>678301999
Homework is due at midnight
also girlfriend would be pissed
Every day is another chance to find a new girl that will let me put my dick in her.
>>678301999
Because I have an exam tomorrow.
>>678320486
She likes to get a finger in it and some tongue play but nothing more, yet.
>>678301999
Because I am waiting on Immigration to send me a letter so me and my fiancé can finally live together.
PS: Nice trips.
>>678311386
Melissa Moore and Riley Reid - Almost Sisters
Because I'm not a pussy who quits when things get hard.
Sure, I've had thoughts, made plans. Who hasn't?
But in the end I've always realized that things really aren't bad enough for gg, qq.
>>678321121
surprise her with it.
surprise anal, girls love that.
Literally was thinking this on my drive home from night shift. And honestly it used to be because I'd hoped that tomorrow would be better. Maybe something spontaneous could happen, like a girl or a better job. For a long time I lived just for the girl..
These days I only stay alive for my 3 closest friends. And our group has gotten smaller from death or betrayal every year. I know the remaining friendships will dissolve if we lose one more person and they've told me numerous times if I off myself I'm a pussy without their respect..
And the fucked up thing is I kinda don't care about their respect. I wont need it if I escape this world. Ive felt this way ever since I could make memories. I re-negotiate the terms of my suicide often. Trying to convince myself to hang on one more month, and I don't know how much longer I can do it. The definitive age is 21, if I still feel this way constantly by then I'll let myself do it, no delay or excuse. I figure that way I've lived a third of my lifespan and can make an informed decision.
I truly believe some peoples' desires and personalities, morals and beliefs, just clash irreconciably with the society and world theyre born into and theyll never be understood properly or attain happiness.
>>678311713
>>678320751
Lilith Addams
Redtube... 1020593
there'll be time for death.
right now is the time for life.
>>678322577
nice statement.
Just signed a huge deal and my start up is getting funded for the next 2 years.
>>678322565
thank you, you're a savior
>>678301999
Married, new job, talented with music and film, family is alive, not 27 yet
>>678322679
Fucked in the legal system?
>>678301999
because I didn't reach challanger yet
>>678301999
music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXbSfl0O3qU
>>678301999
i need to optimize my Skyrim mods and ENB setup.
My cat just had 4 kittens last night
life is good
>>678301999
Because after spending ten years learning to deal with the death of my father, I finally have an awesome life. I have had a great gf for five years, I have great friends, study is going well, I'm guaranteed a great and high paying job when I'm done, there are several girls in line to date me, my hobbies are going great and I'm as happy as happy can be. That's why.
>>678301999
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
https://69d.co/tor
>>678322823
congrats and good luck.
>>678310444
sauce, please
>>678321821
Sauce, please!
![output_X9bxj7_zpsxdves1l0[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/39Ysany.gif "output_X9bxj7_zpsxdves1l0[1].gif")
>>678301999
>>678325294
>>678325413
no have.
>>678322945
Sauce?
>>678301999
Sauce please?
>>678316607
You misspelled "imagination"
>>678317231
Why would you believe anyone on /b?
>>678316162
Where da saussse mane?
>>678317170
Before you do that, crunch the numbers with a mortgage broker or use some online tools; realuze you'll need cash on hand for at least 20% down so you won't have monthly Mortgage Insurance costs, you'll have closing costs, and yoy may be able to buy down interest percentage. The small dent you'll put in your credit nay not be worth it if you'll need tge cash later on. Kerp in mind utilities and other expenses too.
But, home ownership is the way to go.
>>678307082
Why isnt the glass breaking?
*sigh*
>>678321821
Yesh! They also hate lube and cunnilingus.
>>678301999
Because in a couple of hours im going to be doing what's in the picture
i know this happy ending place. its a gem of mine i aint giving it up in this world
>>678328343
you know women well.
just like I do.
>>678301999
Cause I live to raid my birch exgf show her naked pictures to all facebook and try to make her commit suicide, also I love my life
>>678316142
Can't paint with white on a white canvas motherfucker.
>>678329476
Man we need like, raspberry awards for camgirls this is hilarious.
>>678301999
I gave up watching porn
Don't live with my parents
Have a job
People like me
Have a girlfriend
It's not the best life but it's enough to keep going.
>>678330409
Her name is Holly Skalski
>>678329476
what just happened
>>678331278
i don't know.
>>678301999
have to go to work
>>678331467
pls sauce
>>678332320
sauce no exist.
Because life's pretty alright for me. I have a girlfriend I connect with on a deep level, I have a good job, I have a decent place to live, I'm about to start the next chapter of my life.
Not much bad stuff happens to me any more because I don't wallow like I used to or make retarded ass decisions. I've finally started transitioning into a "real" adult and it's helped my confidence a lot. Basically there's just more reasons to not kill myself than to do it now, mostly because I'm about to hopefully start doing what I want in my life as far as hobbies and career and that will bring me a lot of inner satisfaction.
>>678332320
yeah but i wonder if it's veronica avluv
i just need the name
>>678301999
perspective is not definitive of my life
from what i see on a daily bases i can only hope to see the spectrum of events in this world from a new angle
the ideal that keeps me moving forward in this life is that one day im going to be the best that no one ever was
>>678331278
Cam site has wireless vibrators that buzz from tips.
She has one in and someone just gave her a bunch of tips.
>>678301999
Metal Gear Solid V
>>678332320
>>678333260
Veronica Avluv in Banana Nut Muffin
i am too afraid no one will be at my funeral
>>678334364
no you virgin retard, she has tourettes.
>>678335063
feels
>>678301999
> trips checked
> respect denied
I won't kill myself because I have some people I care about and a country to serve
Bye anon, try not to be as depressed as usual today
>>678335063
if you're serious, i'll go to your funeral.
>>678301999
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
Because I'm not suicidal.
Also
>>>/r9k/
Talk about being a betacuck over there, faggot.
>>678329476
>>678330651
>>678331278
>>678331467
she was drinking water and theres this new thing where they have a sound sensitive vibrator. When u tip it vibrates. Its not this wrong shes just acting out like a dumb slut putting up a show.
its called "ohmibod"
>>678328230
It's plastic.
>>678335630
What kind of retard falls for it?
>inb4 "The same kind of people who pay for porn"
>>678335630
TOURETTES
>>678301999
because i dont have the balls or stuff to
Might have a job working for Facebook which would be dope
>>678336329
If i worked at kikebook i would want to kill myself.
>>678328230
>>678307082
Pro tip, don't try this if that shit's glass. Me and wife tried this and had to go ER and ended on "Sex Sent me to the ER" show...
>>678336066
i dont watch shitlike this alot but when i have seen it def wasnt as strong as shes faking it, you can tell shes faking it. Theres tons of girls doing this scheme right now but they're smart enough to not fake it a smuch as she is. i can guess she lost viewers that day by being so obvious
>>678336447
Why dat?
>>678336520
Unlucky anon
>>678337141
heebs everywhere and social justice faggotry to no end. the general atmosphere just sounds dreadful.
>>678337407
Eh, I'd be kinda off doing my own thing away from people, but I know what you mean
>>678337560
good good, mazel tov then old bean. best of luck to you.
>>678337764
Thank ya /b/ro <3
>>678312196
is that akira toriyama
>>678338375
Do you seriously not recognize that old ching chong in a dress?
>>678338489
They all fucking look the same, can you blame me?
>>678338597
a rittle bit.
>>678301999
1- I've got drugs to compensate for most shitty days
2- I wanna fall in love again, even though the last time nearly killed me literally. If it doesn't work out with this chick I'm tryin to get with, I'd like to try dating my ex again, not the one that about killed me but an older one from just over a decade ago and see if we've matured enough while apart to let things work.
honestly i probably will
>>678325946
hnggggggggggg
>>678301999
because i got a week until a movie i want to see comes out
then if this thing falls through with another grill im gonna buy the helium
im too old and too tired of the dating game, and too tired of how shit the world is falling apart to deal with it
helium is easy
>>678301999
I'm putting it off until the end of the month.
wife rode the shlong express as I woke up.
day starting well
