Waifu claiming thread. >nice and slow The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>nice and slow
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
boat claimed but merely lurking
Nice... and... slow...
Claimed
>>678298151
That is genuinely hilarious.
>Sameji claimed
>going to bed soon
Obligatory claiming of the Homura for the Homuranon
- tsuzu
>>678298041
I am not a man of faith.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw2qOYHVONs
you mean the thread never stops
>L U R K I N G
>nice and slow
just how we like it
>>678298421
But I certainly do like that man of science.
claimed
I think we can agree purple is best color?
Nami-swan claimed
>>678298322
Im here sweetie, lurking with my tea and anime.
>>678298535
I think we are meant to be soulmates my friend.
>>678298566
agreed
claimed
>>678298566
>dubs confirms
>>678298630
It was meant to be.
>>678298566
>>678298566
Cant say no to that
>>678298566
Blue and White striped panties are best color.
welp, I'm going to bed, see you guys later
>>678298566
Confirming purple is best color.
"Purple combines the calm stability of blue and the fierce energy of red. The color purple is often associated with royalty, nobility, luxury, power, and ambition. Purple also represents meanings of wealth, extravagance, creativity, wisdom, dignity, grandeur, devotion, peace, pride, mystery, independence, and magic."
Hime Claimed
>>678298608
Someone claimed the Madoka in the previous thread. :o
But I should really get back to work. I'll try to keep track of the thread.
>>678299107
They're pretty good, for sure.
>>678299311
Good night.
>>678299429
word
>>678298566
the dubs confirm your satement
Sakura claim
> lurking unless you talk to me tho cuz reasons
Claimed
>>678297960
mandatory cc claim
>tfw you could all insult me and i wouldnt give a shit since im the oldest
>>678299107
i do like blue and white
>>678298682
That's not what I'm implying at all, but loli cthulu Saya > Shitty vampire hunter Saya
>>678298566
You mispelled blue pretty badly
Imagine if you guys took all the effort you put into your "waifus" and put it into attracting actual women! Seriously, have you guys just decided that maturation is the best you can do?
>>678300640
"real girls" arent worth the hassle, id rather funnel time into hobbies than kissing ass all day again.
>>678298566
Purple is definitely best.
best waifu claimed
>>678300273
They are pretty good.
>>678300459
blueish purple? reddish puple?
It's all good.
Next thing is:
Rhombus is best shape.
>>678300640
But just look at what they can do!
>>678300968
Purple is good but Blue & White Striped panties are better.
>>678301147
kys
>>678300803
You are apparently doing something very, very wrong. It isn't that much hassle, and ACTUAL SEX is much, much better than jerking it on a Japanese cartoon pillow.
>>678301226
Nah cube is best shape
>timeless
>easy to work with
>stylish yet functional
>>678301271
FUCK YOU NIGGER FIZZ BEST WAIFU
>>678301271
Just look at what it can do? Suck a cartoon dick? Who cares? I don't have a cartoon dick, I have a REAL dick. I bet she can also soothe the crushing disappointments of her cartoon-man's cartoon-soul, but for you she can only mime out pleasures that she can never actually provide.
Internet claimed.....good morning all.
>>678297960
Hi Syndra
>>678300640
Because real women have absolutely nothing going for them or nothing I care to know about, they always have the same generic looks/no personality or vice versa. Tired of every woman I meet having absolutely no depth or value.
>When you deny yourself you rise above instinctual desire
>Tfw women aren't strong mentally or physically
>Tfw talking to a wall with tits
>>678301537
Too uniform. You might as well pick a sphere.
I mean, spere is pretty good, but it's also boring.
Very solid shape.
Cubes are a step into the right direction, but they are barely more interesting than a circle.
Now.. if you squash the cube a little.. it's perfection.
>triangles gtfo
>>678301762
If all women are the same to you then either you've only every really met a few women or (more likely) you are such an autistic, self-absorbed waste of space that you simply cannot relate to other human beings outside your own infinitesimally narrow desires. You probably watch Big Bang Theory and think "man, I can't believe Sheldon puts up with all that crap!"
I guess the bright side of your post is that you will never reproduce.
>>678301578
kill yourself
>>678301721
But i dont care about sex, there arent any disappointments, quite the contrary actually, anime brings a lot of joy whereas people "in REAL life" are just a nuisance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3zzSh3DMIE
>>678302226
>being this normal
>>678301762
That's kinda sexist. :o
It's not really true in that way.
Many men are a waste of space, as well.
>>678302226
>being this retarded
>>678302407
When you say "anime brings a lot of joy" I hear that the same way as when I hear some tween with a $20 say "that's a lot of money". What you're really saying is "my room is tiny but I would rather stay in that safe room than venture into the big wide world". You're not living, you're hiding from life and declaring that having a pulse is close enough.
Get help.
Btw, I actually LIKE anime. You can like it without pretending that it is an entire life.
>>678302226
waifu threads are stage 4 brain cancer bro. theres nothing you can do about it. we all just leave it alone. like... i like anime but holy fucking hell this shit is brony level
>>678302962
>>678303078
>they don't understand it at all
>>678302688
Hey, I am WAY more retarded than my posts would indicate. I am just apparently less retarded than y'alls.
where have all the good men gone
>>678302226
Nice bait faggot. Go back to tying that noose.
>>678302588
I never said men weren't? Either way I don't really care. I own my own home, car, and bring home around $80k/year after taxes. Men can be just as fucking useless as women (just look at this anon), however that still doesn't change what I said.
>>678303078
It's just do SAD. Is there some kind of waifu hospice where they can live out their last days without spreading their disease?
>>678301226
Voting for octagon
>>678301725
Good morning Lain
>>678302501
>sneeky hug
>sorry for late replies, just got off the train
>>678303155
>y'all
>less retarded
are you trying to make it obvious
>>678303143
He's right it's brony level cringe. You're so far down the rabbit hole that you've lost perspective.
>>678302962
Fundamentally the emotions are the same, no matter where you get them from.
In other words $20 are $20.
>rawr :3
And advantage with media is the fact watching them is mostly inconsequential compared to real-life.
If you want to be sad (or happy?) somebody died it's objectively better when nobody has to die irl for that.
>>678302588
They never said that men are not, this was not a conversation about men, its not sexist, its an account of personal experience.
>>678302962
Lol who here is pretending its their whole life? Im just talking to people, yknow that thing that everyone in the world does on a regular basis. Its a hobby, not a lifestyle ya pretentious prick.
>>678303155
Well its 4chan, obviously everyone is retarded here.
>>678303477
Yeah bro
I'm reading a book with my waifu right now
Wanna join our book club?
>>678303385
But... I was tying it for YOU! I figured you probably didn't know how to tie knots and/or lacked the necessary manual dexterity. Would you prefer a cyanide pill? A gun?
>>678303143
i dont understand youre a sadsack? youre in love with a fucking cartoon character. i like sachi from Sao and Nagisa from im sure you fucking know.... but really just go outside
>>678301762
You need to change the group you are hanging with. if the woman you finde have no substance it mite be the people around you have none ether......just saying respect your self and the good girls will come. =^..^= and look for girl older the 24. When you were a young man what were you doing with your life. Some men are a wall with a dick.
>>678303592
Yeah man, book club life.
>>678303399
>>678301226
also sticking to octagon because of jack black
>>678303432
Hey, I caught one!!! And they said fishing was hard...
Can't believe I got her
>>678303752
>iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.webm
>>678301762
Sorry to be that person, but it's really not fair to say all women have no personality. Sure, there are some that are like that but I personally know some that can be rather strong and have fun personalities. There's some girls here that are really fun to talk to, and maybe some that you don't even know are girls.
Rants over, sorry.
It's also a part of the reason I like sakura, she's strong as hell.
>>678303564
So if I say niggers are murderers and criminals I'm not being racist?
Because I'm not saying white people are not?
It's bs.
>>678303385
No, but you automatically contrast if you pick on a certain group.
What are you comparing women to?
I understand you were talking about your own (sexual) standards, which focuses on women, but the statement by itself was a little on the edge. :o
>>678303552
No, they aren't "fundamentally the same", that's what you are supposed to learn growing up. That was the point of the $20 - it can only seem like a lot of money on a scale that has been artificially constricted, in the real world there is so much more. You think your emotional range is so great only because you refuse to venture outside it.
>>678303855
Ewe pertended reel gud. Eet's liuk ewe wure borned tu it.
>>678303963
>>678303963
Thank you for standing up for me.<3<3 =^..^= ....=Ω..Ω=
>>678304226
>ironic shitposting is still shitposting
try harder next time friends
>>678303399
I LOVE TRAINS
What is happening
>>678303999
Considering your trips there's not much I can say.
If tripsgets or better u r wrong.
The only thing limiting your emotional range
is you.
You should be aware of that and you should be doing it.
>>678303963
>tumblr picture
This was a mistake.
I mean, I was arguing a similar view, but.. it was a mistake.
>>678304566
I got it off of google, and can't change the file name on my phone. Sorry about that.
>>678303821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85ftfVUTzM4
>>678303999
>>678303963
>>678303752
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHWHATAFUCKINGRETARDHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>678304452
>act like a typical weeb
>they will lap it up
just do it
keep the fags entertained
>>678304263
Kill yourself newfag
>>678304452
pointless fighting
>>678303601
Give me another gun please, if it's not a pea shooter I'll test it out on you first.
>>678303717
I respect myself plenty, don't get offended at something that wasn't directed at you.
>>678303963
>You aren't sorry
Don't pretend like you know me and that the world is one big happy place where nobody says things you dislike. This is 4chan, not tumblr.
>Not changing my opinions
>Not replying to these anymore either
>This is what happens when thread becomes a hugbox
>>678304717
The idea is to get proper pictures and not google shit.
>>678304379
If I'm shit posting in a shit thread full of shit posts... does it really matter?
Here, I'll participate. I claim the physically impossible, edgy-but-not-too-edgy, freakishly devoted, ANIMATED girl who is slavishly devoted to my worthless POS self and/or possesses a superhuman to protect said POS self from bullies, all while still wanting to sex me up (tragically impossible, since she's animated and I'm just retarded). You know the one I'm talking about!
>Never see waifu in these threads.
>Don't know whether to be happy or sad about it.
>>678304717
I just tried to take the momentum out of it preemtively. :^)
On the whole it's pretty inconsequential.
hey everyone
>>678304874
You wrote all that for me?
Have a (You)
>>678304428
It was full with kids
But atleast i had some fun with this
-syndraanon
>>678304753
I'm so confused
>>678304783
Oh
>>678304874
Claimed.
>>678304989
Is... is typing that hard for you? How much effort do you think that took? Does typing or thinking make you sweat?
>>678305122
2/10 not enough moe.
>>678305122
Dude... I think someone got there first. Just sayin'.
>>678305122
thats so fucking funny
not being ironic thats hilarious. im giggling like a little bitch
>>678305153
Yep
Thinking about you slaving away at your keyboard turns me on
>>678305401
kinky like popeye.
>>678305401
Good thing you don't have an office job then! Or go out at all, I suppose, since I'm on my phone.
>>678304800
I never said any of that. I know I don't know you or anything you have been through, and that the world is rough.
Whatever, ill just fuck off then. I shouldn't have said anything
>>678305614
NO! YOU MUST FUCK ON!
>>678304800
I... I've never been so scared!!!
Save me, waifu, save me!! You protect me from girls, now there is a sorta-man threatening me online! Oh, nos!!!
>>678304873
I don't have time to go through 800 episodes and like 10 movies to screenshot everything that I like. I can't control my filenames and it shouldn't really matter where I get it right?
>>678304998
i always stay alone in train
kids are trouble
>>678305597
I'd probably die from over exertion
>>678305925
Screenshots are low tier too, unless a specific scene/quote. And most of your pictures are garbage quality
>>678305839
somebody is trying this hard
Love you, Youmu
>>678306165
Eh. We all get bored sometime. The fruit is low-hanging in here.
>>678305839
kowai~ndesu~nyaa~~tasukete~senpai~fillmeupsenpai~ kyaaaa~daisukidesunyaa~
>>678306147
ITT, betas compete to see who can be the beta-est
>>678306337
It's only really one guy taking the bait.
I'm just here for the ride
>>678305839
kek
Are you
>>678304874
?
>>678306469
no its not and youre just pretending to bait
>>678306147
Then how do you get your super high quality pictures? Because Im apparently not good enough to know on my own.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>678306147
God, you're like those biking faggots that tell you to raise your seat and strap your legs to the wheel and wear spandex and but cream. fuck off somewhere else ya egotistical faggot.
>>678306494
No, the first was my identical twin brother Hans. My name is Nancy. Sorry, I mean "Nancy-san <tee-hee>".
>>678306644
Your*
>>678306770
>>678306770
Thank you, my friend.
>>678306653
Start by telling google to show high res ones.
Then instead of just opening the pictures browse the sites that have them.
>>678306644
wat, do you grammar?
Sachi Claim
>>678306770
Hey Emi
>>678306653
http://konachan.com/post?tags=haruno_sakura
enjoy
>>678306934
i mean>>678306807
youre... you fucking are
>>678307005
Dont tell him to be the faggot with 4k res images you fucking cunt, he probably doesnt know how to vector images.
>>678306653
Gelbooru, Danbooru and pixiv (there's more but these are the largest)
>>678306777
This is more like asking your classmate to take a shower once in a while.
>>678307115
u mad bro?
>>678307119
No, its exactly like what i said, quit being an elitist cunt, no one cares about your high-res circlejerk.
>>678306916
That's what I do, just sometimes I don't get what I want because no-one is willing to make high res versions of sakura when the animation still looked shit.
>>678307005
I forgot about this site, thanks a bunch!
>>678306779
So yes? I found both of it to be kinda funny but also sweet in some way.
>huggles~ xDxD :3
>>678307005
<3
>>678307115
S-sorry..
>>678307080
Did you even go to school?
I bet youre are home schooled or something
>>678306858
>19 years old
>jail
k
>>678306876
You're welcome
>>678307004
Hi Syndra!
>The first Phoenix Wright anime episode wasn't bad at all, a solid 7
This thread just keeps finding new ways to be sadder. Peace out, sad, waifu-claiming losers. I'm out. Gotta work.
>>678306777
wasted trips
getting mad at someone for not knowing something that only inside people know is autistic
>lurkin while I jerkin
Post dem lewds
>>678306337
lmfao dont try to cover up your extreme autism you social reject sperglord
>>678307341
>standards are bad
top kek
>>678307362
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
>>678307348
Then follow Shikis advice.
>>678307119
Those are the biggest sites.
>>678307399
Its all an elaborate satirical joke to me.
>>678307399
Dont leave dude.
It was just getting good!
>>678307368
Phoenix Wright Anime?
>>678307493
If your standards are to high you're not exactly going to have the best time.
>>678307366
you are a masterbaiter or you need to go to bed man
>>678307362
[hugbox]<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 [/hugbox]
>>678307368
Hi Emi.
>>678307699
>being this new
>masterbaiter
It's spelled masterbater
Fucking fag
>>678307626
too*
And if we set our standards too low so everyone feels included everything goes to shit.
>>678307862
lol ive been drinking and smoking and im slow, good one
>>678307625
Yup
http://aceattorney.wikia.com/wiki/Gyakuten_Saiban:_Sono_%22Shinjitsu%22,_Igiari!
>>678307827
Hi Galko! How you doing today?
>>678308032
>blaming drinks for being retarded
Lightweight
>>678307368
Yea id give it about the same
Anyways, hows it going?
>>678308046
oh its just an adaptation of the game
>>678307765
Shhh, I have an idea.
>hug
Do a time stop.
>wink
Bah, sorry for being moody. I'll go back to lurking and organizing my pics.
Jesus Christ, why do we always get the shittiest trolls. There's never any panache, originality.
And they always come off as lonely 12-year old edge-lords, because they never understand the irony of lurking for 8 hours, telling us we have no lived by being here.
>>678308046
I'm really tired for whatever reason. How are you?
Shiro claimed.
>>678298566
>>678298885
This man knows what's up.
>>678308165
>>678308421
>we have no lived
Good engrish famalam
>>678308165
arent you the edgy faggot who posts sob stories and cries about being depressed?
consider eating rat poison itll bring you closer to your waifu
(You)
>>678308421
YAAAAAY~
>>678308267
Doing good, watching some Youtube videos and not much else
>>678308279
Yeah, sorry, no new cases
>Japs are being lazy
>>678308436
Naps are not helping lately, huh?
I'm fine, feeling lazy today
>>678308500
sup, Shiro?
There's all the commotion going on here, but I really don't know who to support.
One is insulting waifus, but the other claimed Kirino, which also is an insult to waifus.
>>678308625
>calls me edgy
>go eat rat poison
kek
pretty sure there is a difference between being edgy and depression
>>678308625
>calls someone edgy
>tells them to eat rat poison
>>678308500
i agree
>>678308753
"Sadly" the circlejerk over who is intelectually superbular at memesults started.
>>678308301
>stops time
You know this is risky, if you distract me too much i wont be able to hold time still.
>mfw Homura can do some next level procrastination.
>>678297960
Hey Syndra how is it going for you?
>>678298104
>best tights in sights
>>678298219
Hey crispy one I missed you somehow how are you doing?
>>678299681
*random amount of words starting with fuck*
>>678300968
Hey juri how is it going?
>>678307368
Hey fastest girl without legs
>claiming yume
>>678308753
>>678308938
You should join in
Only entertaining thing to do tonight
>>678308421
I liked the balloon guy.
>>678308749
I wish I could take one right now but I'm not exactly home...
>Galko
>>678308619
>lives
you're nothin but a common nigga!
>>678308753
I wasn't insulting waifus, I was insulting people who CLAIM waifus. Big difference.
