Girls you regret fucking.
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Girls you regret fucking.
>>678283038
Aside from her looking kind of like everything that's wrong with Jewish girls in one person, what do you regret anon?
>>678283038
That's a fucking guy lol
>>678283528
Pics or it never happened
>>678283038
>those tittays
anyone would have done it, doesn't matter how crazy she was, if you had the opportunity and took it it's cool
if you didn't you'd be here posting ''girls you regret not fucking. I mean,
>those tittays
>>678283625
I'm thinking she must have herpes or something. Cause I'd hit it a drink later
>>678283038
She seems like the kind of broad that will leave a dead cat on tour doorstep if you don't call her back.
>>678283038
Eh. I'd bang her.
I have no pic to share
>I regret nothing
Crazy girls always like the butt stuff.
Bitch is CARAYZEE
>>678284298
She wanted to do a line off my dick and then choke her.
I didnt do either
>>678284514
pussy
>>678284514
>>678284298
The tattoos should have hinted you, you redneck.
Lowlife skank from a mile away.
Begged to fuck her in the ass.. Didn't wash her ass..
>>678284790
That's always a risk when you're fucking a girl anally.
>>678283298
WHAT THE FUCK
Syrian refugee reporting in!
Soldiers Of Odin beat the shit out of me when they found out. Should've kept my goat.
>>678285555
>>678283528
KEK
>>678285713
Dick Cheney has a nicer ass. WTF anon
>>678284790
Fuck man, that face ugh
>>678285432
She's got that psycho smile
>>678284514
Sounds like the perfect woman
>>678285713
I'd Fuck that ass.
>>678285432
Why?
>>678286332
>>678285713
tbh can i get name and way to contact.
>>678284298
Aye maybe she'd like my punk ass life style i got Coke tatted down my dick. its a dream tbh
you fucking lost life.
>>678284790
love dem tits do
>>678284558
My first fucking thought.
Choking girls is hot as all hell. Never want to do coke, but I don't care if a girl wants to sniff some off my boner.
>>678284790
>implying he was searching for a poophole without poop
>>678283038
Fucked her in her room with the lights out.
Ate the pussy like a beast and all that
Turn on lights
Tube of half empty vagisil in corner of room
Don't know if I ever been so disgusted before
>>678285802
then go fuck Dick Cheney
>>678284790
Gross. You can tell a lot about a girl by her pre-sex hygiene. If she doesn't care about that, she doesn't care about you.
every one of them.
>>678286929
Bruh gimmie the contact info. you wont do it huh. i swear i wont say i got it from you lmfao ill say i found it on a bench hahaah
>>678287171
Go away, you underage b& faggot.
>>678286848
your dick absorbs 30 times as much as the rest of your skin, the point is that it affects the way your dick feels as well.
Source: Stonemason, on the mortar bags it literally says "your dick absorbs 30 times as much stuff as the rest of your skin, wash your hands before you piss or you WILL get dickcancer"
>>678287240
hahah im 23 man
>>678287311
Grow up then
>>678287311
You act like a 12 year old trying to get his first piece of pussy
>>678286939
That's fucking gross kek
>>678286848
Coke is awesome anon, worth a try at least once
>>678287264
Man, didn't know that.
I bet if I put Vaseline on my dick first to create a barrier, the coke wouldn't absorb and I could just wipe it off with a rag
>>678287365
i actually have a kiddo myself and have had my fair share of women haha great assumptions i love youre type of users :) great laughs.
>>678287426
that ass is melting
>>678287533
You should molest him.
Man ass thread
>>678287533
It's very very noticable that you are Def no older than 16
>>678287533
>he stares longingly at the outdated photo of his daughter, while trying to convince the internet people he's not about to cry.
>>678287426
Kek
>>678287509
Smart anon kek
>>678287426
>>678287711
>not crying
>laughing
>tbh
>>678287664
its a girl hahaha
>>678287311
The thirst is real with this one...
>>678287838
Bro just stop seriously,your making yourself look like a major Jackass
Best bet is go.on to next thread and try again.
>>678287819
>>678287703
well i am, sooo haha guess youre wrong too.
>>678286929
dem carzy eye
>>678288008
>fat
>no tits
I would regret it too
>>678287983
She looks like she has a really high pitched voice is batshit crazy and has at least 2 cats
I'll even say 3 cats
>>678287999
Hahah its just my character im not a violent person to start cursing and throwing insults. think what you may man. :)
>>678288016
Stop saying haha, you sound pathetic
>>678287976
Well, story?
>>678287983
Creepy face. Did you cum on it?
>>678288008
Why does she make such gross selfie?
>>678288106
Oh yeah
>>678287509
Just put it up your nose, way better.
Or your pee hole js...if you wanna party..
>>678288008
Troll. Not poster; girl.
>>678288293
I don't believe you can regret fucking her.
>>678288132
Spot on with the batshit crazy and 2 cats. Batshit wouldn't cut it.
>>678288221
>Creepy face. Did you cum on it?
Didn't get a chance, she was more into riding and inflicting pain.
>>678288008
what the fuck
>>678288414
Why did you regret it though anon?
Crissy H.
Super super slutty. Openly confessed to being a sex addict. All lesbian sisters. Most likely molested as a child.
I still fail to understand how i never caught anything from her.
>>678288221
Story
>Christian summer camp
>peppermint schnaps
>some shy penis touching
>hairy bush, never saw a razor
>only missionary
>she kept socks on
c'mon guys take it easy. she's married now... not to me. some schmuck.
>>678288562
Pic
>>678288008
Kek.... she looks like Chunk!
>>678286939
She propably just ate it.
>>678288555
Batshit crazy, bordering on psychopathy.
Also tried to circumcise me.
>>678288619
>Instant boner killer
Story?
>>678288595
Ever talked to her again?
>>678283038
The mother of my son.
'nuff said
>>678285534
>>678288146
Yea but you are the cancer that has killed /b/
LURK MOAR PLS
A year before you post is the rule
Especially when you shitpost 7 times this thread
back2redditplox
>>678288724
Wew lad I would beat that pussy up and straighten that bitch out
Batshit crazy bitches are my thing.
Dont know why though
>>678288707
Would bang her. What's her story?
>>678288724
>Also tried to circumcise me
>tried to circumcise me
story?
>>678288735
After camp sometimes on the phone. Her giggly voice drove me nuts, though. So I began making more and more excuses. I think she'll get it somehow.
>>678288615
Why even bang her?
>>678288619
I bet she has a good collection of nintendo games.
>>678288707
Liar.
>>678283038
All of them. Woman are fucking crazy. I envy gay people, I truly do.
>>678288842
cause they're great in the sack...you're not the only one who likes them nigger....lol
>>678288734
I mean shit. Idk where to start...
She always worked shitty fast food/service jobs and hanged out with the trashy girls from my small high school.
Id come over to her grandmothers house where she lived as a 25 year old. Her grandmother house (a nice doublewide with a porch and pool) was always dark and stank of tobacco. Her room was just a bed that always had some cigarette ash in it. We would fuck and she'd literally come 4-6 six times in a half hour and then aftwr id nut in her she'd just roll over, light a cigarette and turn on satelite reruns of CSI and casually smoke and watch tv while my jizz would drip out.
>>678289123
Nolifer spotted.
>>678289166
thats wife material
>>678289166
How can you regret that? She's cool, man. Not the hottest girl I've seen, of course. But you story's nice.
>>678289172
Why regret?
>>678288707
Nice trigger discipline though
>>678289166
What would you do afterwards while she smoked the cigs? How did you feel most importantly
>>678288724
Holy fuck anon, we need that circumcision story
>>678289412
Tits and belly are awful. Sorry for you. Did it kill the boner when you saw them?
>>678289166
My God that's fucking sad
>>678288707
Regretting beating off to tumblr pictures doesn't count
fml
>>678289166
Good story but definitely not a face for cumshot
>>678289814
I hate bitches that are angry all the time.
Fucking misery loves company
>>678289532
>>678289072
she sent me these as a way to seduce me into fucking her... needless to say I did not, BUT i did get these """wins""". She isn't bad with clothes on (overstatement), but was super disappointed to see what was underneath.
>>678287819
Full Name? Facebook?
>>678288926
she was banging everyone in the company
>>678288008
this is what i picture when anons try to describe a girl as thick
>>678289925
This one
>>678289654
She is actually doing very well now. :)
>>678290116
update?
>>678290116
How did you feel after fucking her?
crazy as fuck.
>>678288132
Are you a wizard ?
see
>>678288414
>>678289027
>>678289524
>Freshers week of uni
>Meet her in club, make out, head back to her place
>Start making out
>She rides me, notice a strange look in her eyes
>She mentions something about only being with cut guys, I'm not
>Cum, she wants to go again
>Goes to "freshen up"
>Comes back with scissors, pink fluffy handcuffs, ballgag and a bottle of vodka
>allofmywat
>realise what she's about to do
>left my shirt behind, but escaped intact
>>678290228
Story/example?
>>678290216
Idk? Pretty good. She absolutely adored me and was pretty nice to just nap with afterwards.
Id not have minded dating her if i wasnt a good looking guy on a completely different socio-economic level.
>>678288615
At least she is smiling
>>678290334
fucking yes
>>678290401
atleast she knew what she was good for
>>678290234
Ive known alot of crazy cat bitches
I hang out at Barnes and nobles and pick up 4/10 chubby and fugly girls. I have pretty low standards.prob non at all actually. So I can kinda pick them out at this point
This is even b8. This is legit my life
>>678290201
Graduating from college soon, has a boyfriend who doesnt seem to have any major personal or social problems. Stopped hanging out with dumpster people.
>>678289814
>>678289882
agreed anon. was a great fuck though for a while. that mouth is priceless kek. anyone want moar?
>>678290611
Moar that mouth can take a d. Nudes?
>>678288398
Well it was fun
>>678290747
>>678291026
Kek
her
>>678291427
why?
>>678291427
more pics!
this
>>678292203
Lies
>>678292238
nope i fucked her
>>678285281
Seriously OP, what's the catch?
>>678292404
Stop lying fag
>>678292277
How was it
>>678292646
It was good. She really loved it and let me do what I want, only problem was she got weird after
One time I let my finger nails grow like crazy, finger blasted a chick I met at uni. When I pulled out my hand it was covered in blood so I ditched. I try to avoid her ever since
fucked her passed out, only regret was not jizzing in that pussy
I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it at the time
>>678289664
Looks great, but looks can kill.
>>678283038
looks like those dirty eastern european prostitutes.
her
great fuck but far too arrogant
>>678290036
Eww. Her belly looks like balls on the thumbnail.
Was (still is, presumably) a hairy, ugly monster... but young virgin me didn't know any better.
Luckily married to some dipshit by now, so now danger for you.
>>678287426
That ass is so fucking sad.
>>678293079
exactly. body of a godess, smile of an angel, mind of a psycho
>>678287983
eyes of a future serial killer
>>678286939
Cecily?
>Pic related
Biggest I've had, but got a disease
>>678287711
Sounds like you have experience? Where did that come from anon?
>>678293575
Samefag here.
Btw when I say pic related I don't mean this was him, his cock was as big as this one. I have no picture saves
Snatch was too tight
>>678293745
I bet she was downs with anal
>>678284298
Hot. More?
Story Time for girl I regret fucking.
>Be me, 17
>Under the influence at party
>She approaches me, easy 9/10
>Having fun messing around
>Deeds were done that night
>Insideofher.jpg
>Damn that felt good she says
>Night after she somehow got my #
>Invites me to another party
>No thanks I said
>Eventually my phone starts blowing up
>Even after I said no shes begging
>Leavemethefuckalone.jpg
>Eventually block her bc so much
>Very mad whoever gave her my #
>Eventually texts from different number
>Nothappy.jpg
This is what she says to me...
"Read the first letter of each greentext."
>mfw fucked grills much worse than most of the grills in this thread
>mfw if there's no grills around, I'll gladly let some old pervert guy suck my dick
>mfw I regret nothing
She was crazy
I regret fucking all of them except the one i'm currently fucking.
>>678284514
Yup that's K. for ya.
>>678295594
>>678287983
>>678288008
this is upsetting. that is literally a fat man's body.
>>678294348
THE GAME?
>>678294610
>>678295693
Disgusting
>>678284514
Your fucking disgrace. Put your dick in a box & return it pussy
>>678287983
looks like that girl whos super nice to you in person but then goes home microwaves a hamster or something.
This crazy bitch. All was fun, i liked her a lot, but than i noticed that she cant handle alcohol, she become a violent slut, also when i was working a lot and couldn't get to her, she was fucking random guys at bar. One day i bought her a present- a kitty, all was nice she really liked him, but one day she get mad of me because i couldn't get to her, so he drowned the cat in bathtub. That was it, i deleted that bitch from my life for good.
>>678289172
I'm gonna need more.
>>678291026
>>678291125
That's some pathetic samefaggotry right there, kid.
on top she was way too heavy
>>678297053
What the fuck, man. Hope you reported her for animal abuse, fucking bitch.
>>678297053
Lmao shit, all you needed to say was she stalks you & you got yourself a summer horror movie brah
>>678295438
Yikes
>>678297199
looks like a domina to me, you are a faggot
>>678297208
this was that poor cat. no i did not, i managed to hit her hard when she was drunk, after few month breakup
>>678297685
you bet
>>678297492
pretty much, but not funny for me
>>678289655
>>678297739
Nice paint job, kid.
>>678290027
this is so spot on god damn
>>678297802
Aww man, it'd make an awesome pirate kitten, it's already got an eyepatch! ~_~
Drunk n Fat slampig sex
was really drunk
>>678292797
weird, in what way
>>678297939
You're retarded, I posted the original he posted the other. Never become a detective faggot
>>678293916
yeah she has her ups and downs
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>>678299167
So sloooooow
>>678298677
>>678297939
>>678290334
How can anyone be that mad bro
>>678286939
Girls do have pH problems. That doesn't mean she didn't use it 3 years ago virgin
>>678299167
>>678299305
she looks like a dead ringer for someone I know. Name?
>>678284514
I know her. Her name starts with a D.
>>678292646
I'm hoping he doesn't remember because he had to have been fucking drunk
>>678284514
this thread isnt about things you regret not doing
>>678289474
Sup gunfag. What's your current carry?
>>678299736
Starts with an S
>>678300161
Nope. not the same person. seriously looks identical though.
>>678295933
in heaven, everything is fine.
>>678300161
Crazy stuff
I don't even know what I did it
>>678292543
Doesn't wash herself too often, but will fuck anytime you want. Also she has an awkward moan during sex.
>>678300143
Vp9 in .50 african eleminator
>>678300143
Vp9 in .50 african eliminator
>>678300757
Drunk sex material
My best friend, we fight all the time now because our relationship didn't work out. Shoulda just stayed friends.
>>678300757
>>678300866
Post pics instead of your fag story
>>678300986
It's a word to the wise for all anons, sex can ruin friendships
>>678284762
This. bitch has a full sleeve. I'm glad that they make it this obvious, I know to avoid them out of the gate so I don't get roped into their bullshit.
>>678299760
Nope. K
>>678298924
story?
>>678300757
Doesn't sound half as bad as some of the girls I've had. Doesn't look half as bad either.
>>678301127
This has been known since the beginning of time. Post pics please.
>>678299377
kek
>>678287426
what a fucking bad pic
>>678284762
>>678301221
>>678301127
Most anons here would ruin 10000x friendships to get laid
>>678293057
>pizza box in the bed
>>678288293
hey look, here's my tits. look at these and not my crazy fucking eyes.
>>678289166
Sounds like a cool chick. Looks nice to my standards too.
< 30 > https://docs.google.com/uc?authuser=0&id=0B9Wo6HTdxilZcUF1N0FJcHZsblE&export=download
>>678288615
that is just fucking awful, she has the body of a fat 17 year old boy
>>678290632
Nick cage?
>>678293575
Did you get the aids
>>678292203
Yeah, that's it. I was going to say: none of the girls up to now is half as bad as what I picked up in my drunken years.
This one, though, looks quite like some of my worst experiences.
I'm actually easily a 6/10, but which nice girl fucks a barfly?
>>678289172
sure we believe you, specially when her pictures were on almost every thread
>>678289664
She looks like a bunny boiler.
>>678293575
Femanon or Faganon ?
>>678297199
git gud, man
>>678288724
>Also tried to circumcise me.
>>678289172
Mmmm, more
>>678293057
Toilet roll to clean up creampie?
(I'd bang her too)
Don't stick your dick in crazy!
>>678285534
do you any more cute lolis.
>>678298924
is that a fucking harlequin ??!
>>678284514
Well done
Waste of coke
>>678297802
Poor Lil bugger :(
>>678290747
She ftom Sacramento area?
>>678293057
Disgusting
>>678289925
purple hair...strike one
>>678290036
that belly hang looks like a cat that had kittens.
>>678300810
Nice bro. Use to have a SigSauer 2sum. Fucking amazing. Looking for a Glock19 or 30. Location?
>>678302895
>girl
Back to the trap thread you go
>>678291427
I'd have to fuck with the lights off with this one, Don't want to stare into that baby face while I'm beating it up
>>678287419
L**** N*****?
>>678293057
Yeah I bet, nothing more fun than a big fat set of titties.
>>678293916
zing
>>678283038
She has ENORMOUS BOOBS and tiny body. She sucks dicks like a professional. But she's fucking batshit crazy. I swear to God I'd like to punch her face everytime I talk to her. She definitely not worth.
>>678289172
Did you pee in her butt?
>>678297053
if men did fall all over themselves to get pussy, creatures like this wouldn't survive in the world. They're only this crazy because they can get away with it. The moment they've burned a bridge it's back to the bar to rope in another sucker. They get to spend their whole lives being a path of destruction and drama. A whole life of being a fuck up and fucking everything up.
>>678303545
post pic of boobs pls
>>678299377
kek'd hard
>>678298142
story?
>>678285281
more she's sexy
>>678287976
bitch looks like Bruce when he smells blood in the water
>>678288008
Dude, her tits look like mantits!
>>678300750
>>678289412
More!?
>>678303871
I wish I had some. I can't stand her long enough. Sorry man
>>678288615
she's way to confident for that body
>>678285534
>he respects the Cosplayers of Oh Dear
Kek
Somebody requested more
My ex, because she broke my heart.
No picture, but she looked like pic related.
>>678287976
I would smash her back doors in, then punch her hard side of head, and knock her eye straight ..KEK
>>678304627
Regrets... so many regrets.
There's a short story behind this one. I wouldn't have regretted it the first time I had talked to her like 5 or 6 years ago when she was wayyyy more sexier and attractive, I finally met up with her a few months ago and turns out she was a whale. Granted the head was amazing, but I said fuck it, and fucked her once then proceeded to never speak to her again.
>>678288008
i respect her for smiling with a body like that tbh we can all use that confidence fam
>>678284790
You fucking soft fagots! I would have plowed that ass like I was fucking a pudding pop
>>678304637
>>678283038
unless you got a serious illness, how can you fucking regret to bang someone?
i feel ashamed for you, newfag
