>there are people on /b/ right now with disgusting, slimy skin flaps over their dicks
Horrifying.
>>678280768
>slimy
Whatever makes you feel better about being mutilated at birth.
go kill yourself you fucking jew
Yeah, hows having an abnormal penis good?
Ya body don't like it son.
-kekout
>>678281018
>normal=good
This meme again. Naturally, your teeth rot and fall out and you die young.
>>678280768
jidf please go
>>678280768
I'm circumcised and I'm sick of both versions of these threads.
Fuck off.
>>678280768
>THE OLD FAG MANIFESTO;
Read nº2
>>678280989
The best part about this comment isn't that it's in a thread about penises, where everyone will claim to not be gay; but that it isn't directed at anyone in particular. Are we all Jews? Is this poster especially antisemetic? The possibilities are as endless as they are hilarious.
>inb4 mutilation meme
uncutfags just jealous that their ant eaters look gross
>>678280768
Religious extremist
have fun in the pokey jew
oh whats that? mutilating penis's isnt extreme?
say hi to tyrone the "uncut"
>>678281118
THANK YOU
>>678280888
Trips of truth
>>678281118
you were mutilated and have been brainwashed into thinking its ok
>>678281085
Naturally you don't sit around on a computer and be another mouth to feed.
Life had a point when we din't have artificial shit.
>>678281260
When did I ever say i thought it was okay? I'm just tired of these threads.
>>678281129
Fuck that faggot. Like he knows anything because hes old? He can suck a
dick.
>>678280768
It it gross, they have dog wieners
>>678281181
Newfag
>>678281260
cutfag here
it sure is fun to not have
dick cheese
slug dick
ant eater skin
pain to pull back the foreskin
need daily cleaning
being the odd one out in a an orgy
>>678280768
Love me some polished diamonds
>>678280768
Except your dick isnt a stone
>>678281437
>not having diamond boners
what are you? gay?
>>678281181
i'd never claim such a thing
>>678281368
Refer to the first comment in this thread.
Stop kidding yourself into believing your mutilated dick is superior.
And don't even pretend to know what it's like to be uncut.
If you're not cleaning your dick every day there's something wrong with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
I dont get why people argue over circumcision
Why do you care what another dudes dick looks like?
People dont even list actual pros and cons, they just shit their opinions.
I just wish my parents didnt decide for me so I could know for myself if its bad or not, because being able to jerk off without lube at the cost of regular cleaning doesnt sound too bad.
In terms of sex, the skins gonna get pulled back anyway so whats the difference besides natural lube? The grill does that anyway.
>kikes
>>678280768
So you like jewcock
>>678280768
>>678280768
the cut diamond is smaller than the original. take that.
God I'm so sick of these threads
I'd rather see those furfags post about that rabbit they wanna fuck from that shitty kids movie
It goes to show you how pathetic you all are if you feel the need to compare dicks, but you're all faggots so it's not surprising at all
Do you fags get off on it? I get threads about nigger dicks and getting cucked because some tiny dicked losers jerk off to that shit
But do you homos sit alone at your desk stroking yourself while reading about if some random guys dick has extra skin or not?
Majority of you have never and probably never will stick your dick inside another human being so why does it matter?
kys all of you
This thread is absolute cancer.
Read through the entire thread and find one comment that you can imagine wasn't typed out by a 16 year old boy. Referring to each other as "kid", every other insult "faggot", whiny little pointless arguing. You are the cancer of /b/. You have ruined this board. Why can't you just go back to commenting on Leafy YouTube videos and crying "kys" to each other.
Just go away.
>>678282078
its fucking mutilation, retard
time and time again weve seen that blindly fucking amputating parts of your body for no good reason tends to have undesirable results, leave your fucking body as is.
>>678281368
>dick cheese
if you have any hygiene thats not a problem
>slug dick
>ant eater skin
thats your own personal preference
>pain to pull back the foreskin
>need daily cleaning
only if your a lazy fuck, are you to lazy to brush your teeth too?
>being the odd one out in a an orgy
hows that bad? all of them would be jealous that you weren't mutilated at birth like they were
oh also, over 100 baby boys die every year cause of circumcision problems
>>678282078
>I dont get why people argue over circumcision
>I just wish my parents didnt decide for me so I could know for myself if its bad or not, because being able to jerk off without lube at the cost of regular cleaning doesnt sound too bad.
You managed to answer your own question, if you want to get circumcised as an adult, whatever, people are into all sorts of bodymods.
>>678280768
Circumcision is for kikes and faggots.
>>678282335
>implying that comparing dicks isn't a faggot thing to do
>>678282078
You're a pretty legit guy anon. Hopefully someday we'll meet. But we wont.
>>678280768
>there are people on /b/ right now discussing which dick is best.
Horrifying.
Horrifying.
>>678282485
>faggots
only coalburners like cut dicks
>>678282338
I hope you develop a brain tumor and leave your body as is
>>678282585
You must be new here
No women in this world prefers uncut. It might feel better for the guy who knows, all I know is I already last 15seconds bareback so I don't need it to feel any better.
Forskin looks gross, gets nasty smells and is just simply gross. Most chick's in the US don't even know what u cut looks like and when u show them a pic it looks like they just saw a monster.
Look at it this way if you gf had a extra flap of skin holding in stink and nastiness would you want it there?
>>678282647
>Look at it this way if you gf had a extra flap of skin holding in stink and nastiness would you want it there?
>whatis Labia Minora
>>678282078
>regular cleaning
a shower every two days is enough
>>678282716
And and how many guys do u know love huge rost beef? Only freaks.
>>678282647
>No women in this world prefers uncut
that's completely 100% incorrect.
I can't believe you jewdicks are this pathetic
>>678280768
There are people here who ritualistically mutilate their children. Savages.
>>678282789
Who's talking about roast beef, every natural pussy has exactly what you describe with the same function as a foreskin in the labia minora and clitoral hood.
>>678282647
sorry to bring it to you but most girls in the us think that any dick looks like a monster, regardless if it is cut or not
>>678282868
He's a virgin, just ignore him
Clearly he prefers women with half their pussies missing
>>678282819
There's a difference between not caring, and preferring. Most chick's who say they like them just say that to the guy to be nice. Just like when they say you have a huge dick.. Its to be nice.
>>678282621
dont a a fucking dipshit
>>678282647
>No women in this world prefers uncut.
JIDF pls go, there are parts of the world that arent the US, Isreal, or the middle east
>>678282868
Roast beef = the female forskin
>>678282647
Chopping off a piece of your manhood because the idea amuses a woman is the definition of being a Cuck
>>678282979
>Everywhere that doesn't cut their dicks is a shithole
Coincidence?
>>678282647
>No women in this world prefers uncut
Except they do. Had several sluts tell me it felt so much better having my dick inside them vs. a cut one.
>>678283074
semite pls go
>>678283058
I didn't choose to be cut but I'm glad I am. And if I ever have a son he will get cut so he can thank me later.
>>678283172
Wow a woman said that to your face?
Must be true then, no way a woman would lie just to make you feel better about yourself
>>678283074
sure, because saudi arabia is a perfect country to live
just for your information, there are three groups that cut foreskin:
jews
muslims
americans
The foreskin serves an evolutionary purpose. Cutting it off is fucking weird, why did it start in the first place?
As someone who has been with cut and uncut men, uncut is preferable from a cosmetic standpoint.
>>678283172
I've never told chick's what they wanted to hear before.
I fucked this chick that stunk like rotten fish and I told her she was the best I ever smelt
>>678282973
You want to spend some time outside america or Israel cause literally everywhere else in the world it is not considered normal to circumcise your child. I've personally lived with 5 women before all of which said they don't understand why people do this, and it wasn't a matter of them just being nice. I actually got bullied at school because people thought I was cut.
>>678283055
I'll type it slowly for you, labia minora/citoral hood = foreskin, roast beef is a chick with excess labia minora, just like some guys have excess foreskin.
They perform the same function and collect the same smegma as a foreskin whilst protecting the sensitive bits, so yeah if you eat a chick out you're legitimately eating smegma.
>>678283175
>>678283287
No seriously. The other options are Europe, Asia, and Africa.
All are objectively shitholes, and I suspect the middle east wouldn't be one if Islam wasn't such a huge detriment. Case in point: Israel.
>>678283074
>USA
>French banlieue
>Pakistan
>all of Arabia
>Israel
>north Africa
The new third world is the places where penises are cut short to appease a nonexistant skydad.
i'd rather not have a dried out tip
>>678280888
Trips don't lie
Fapping without lube is sooooo much better than having a Jew dick
>>678283331
the idea behind cutting foreskin in the us is this:
it makes it hard to masturbate and we all know how bad that is, mkey?
>>678283287
All troublemakers. Coincidence?
>>678283058
I agree with you that cut is better but don't be fucking stupid. Here's the actual definition of cuck for you since you seem to be unaware: "Cuck" is short for "cuckold". A "cuckold", historically, has meant a man whose wife is cheating on him and he's raising the other guy's kid. More recently, it's been used to reference a man whose significant other is cheating on him.
>>678283074
>Middle East
>Africa
>Phillipines
Yeap, clearly circumcision equates to a great country to live in
>>678283331
Same as cutting off your eyelids. They protect whats underneath, why would you remove it ?
fucking jews and niggers are retarded, but we already knew this
>>678283331
faggot
>>678283390
And Australia... the second best country in the world to live in...
>>678283253
Your wife and her son will ultimately have the final say cuck.
>>678283450
>i wear underwear on my eyes
kek wot m8?
>>678283496
Heh, Aus doesn't cut men anymore, you can get them cut privately but public hospitals don't offer it.
Ask me how I know this.
>>678282078
I have a feeling it's bitter feminists starting these threads, trying to oppress men and shit.
>>678283254
Except she said it completely unprovoked right after we finished. And I have a big dick and am not some insecure little faggot, so...
>>678283426
Damn, that makes sense. Religion you cray.
>>678283496
Australia is terrible. Maybe by your shit European standards it's great.
It's overrun with SJWs and they continue to steadily strip away civil liberties
Much like your own country most likely.
>>678281373
now that's a botched circumcision.
>>678283567
That's my point.
Let this tread die everyone knows cut is better. If I wanted to be like a dirt rag towel head I'd live somewhere where the men have just as filthy as dicks as thier women's rotten out cunts.
In the USA cut or gtfo.
>>678283601
>Except she said it completely unprovoked right after we finished
lol who fucking cares? like she's gonna take your dick then insult you right after you bust a nut in her?
>ya anon give it to me!
>creampie.jpg
>thanks anon i needed that
>btw get that disgusting smelly thing out of me
>>678283761
Cut = freedom
>>678280888
And that's /thread guise
>>678283749
Welp, I completely misread that post train then
>>678283390
>All are objectively shitholes
wrong
read a book, nigger
>>678283633
Wat, I live in Australia. And even if that's true it is still the second best country to live in: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index
>>678281368
Did you really just list having to take basic care of your personal hygiene as a serious negative?
Doesn't that kind of negate your later point about "odd one out at an orgy". If you can't do basic hygiene I got a feeling you're not welcome at most orgies anyway, you dirty fucker.
>>678283761
Mate believe me, if cut was so good all guys that are uncut would be getting it done because we have the choice. But being uncut is fucking awesome so lol at you and your forced choice. I'll keep my intact dick thanks.
>>678283907
Your country is shit
Absolute shit
I can tell you this without even knowing which country it is for sure.
here we have people arguing passionately about stupid bullshit. pretty much sums up the entire human race actually. it's fitting. just more evidence that we don't deserve the privilege of existence. instead of trying to improve ourselves we argue about a petty flap of skin at the tip of the penis. it's like it's a big deal or something. LOL
>>678283949
If you buy into HDI as the single determinant of whether a country is good to live in.
I would never give up my civil liberties to go to your awful country.
Ignorant atheist and christian idiots are the worst. circumcision was only required for the house of israel in the old testament, NOT all races.
>>678283761
>Dirt rag towel head
You do realise that cutting off the tip of your dick COMES from those people right?
You are saying you don't want to be a towelhead while EMBRACING AND DEFENDING THEIR CUSTOMS.
Anon please.
>>678283994
>We argue about the forced removal of said skin from Infants
If you want a circ as an adult, go the fuck and get one.
>>678283992
nah nigga, you sdont know shit
>>678284078
the libreties to be beated by cops, shot by niggers and strip searched each time you want to fly?
Why does Bernie Sanders keep saying that the US should be like Denmark? Probably because he dreams that he wasn't circumcised.
>>678284363
>the libreties to be beated by cops, shot by niggers and strip searched each time you want to fly
I'm not a muslim or a nigger, so none of that would happen to me.
And if someone tried, I have my rights. Niggers just tend to attack the cop instead of being civil, and so they get shot.
>>678284117
so? who the fuck gets cut at birth, then grows up and actually gets mad at his parents later on for doing it? some coddled, silver spoon loser who has nothing more important to worry about in life, that's who. crying over spilled milk. that's humanity summed up.
>>678280768
I can't even imagine how horrible it must be to live without it.
I feel so bad for you guys...
>>678284511
>so? who the fuck gets cut at birth, then grows up and actually gets mad at his parents later on for doing it? some coddled, silver spoon loser who has nothing more important to worry about in life, that's who. crying over spilled milk. that's humanity summed up.
Say that to a woman about female circ, film for extra lel. To answer your question though, my old man hates that he was cut, hence me not being cut.
>>678283992
>I can tell you this without even knowing
Ayy
>>678284486
you are circumsized so you are more muslim than most europeans
>>678280768
>mfw i was born with shorter foreskin
>mfw mostly covers when flaccid
>mfw its not there when hard
>mfw i have the best of both worlds
>mfw i have no face
>>678284935
>>mfw its not there when hard
This is called being uncut
>>678282647
Pshh I do. It means the dude is whole, and on top of that it makes it easier to jerk him off. Also makes giving BJ's easier/shorter.
Oh my fucking God you fucking insecure beta fag cocksucking FUCKS.
Fag A: "My dick looks better"
Fag B: "No, my dick looks better"
SHUT THE FUCK UP and exchange each phone numbers- if you're so worried about what each other's dicks look like and whose looks "better" fucking suck each other off.
If not- fucking shut up and go talk about something less worthless (I.e. Anything)
>>678284935
That's what 95% of uncuts have.
>>678284935
Do you even know how is to a have an uncut dick or you re just stupid?
>>678284935
that's how foreskin works
>>678280888
trips speaks the truth
>>678284707
i didn't even know there was a such thing as female circumcision. still, my argument stands. i was cut at birth and i have no problems with my penis. the only way i can see it leading to problems later on is if it was poorly. i see no reason to complain. there are other things for me to worry about in life. you know, getting a job, a car, a girlfriend, staying in shape. important things. not the goddamn flap of skin at the tip of my dick that was cut off 23 years ago.
>>678280768
bi man here. foreskin dicks are much hotter.
>>678284975
>>678285120
>>678285045
How would i know when im uncut but with short foreskin?
I really dont get it, wasnt that exactly the point of being cut? My head is never fully covered which means im less sensitive.
What exactly is the bigger difference? I dont get what else there is to it, cept for less cheese.
>>678280768
Does it look better? Yes. However, I would of at least like to have had a fucking choice before I was permanently left with significantly less feeling in my dick. That's what the foreskin is, it's packed full of nerves, and protects the head from become desensitised. The reason religious idiots have chopped it off for centuries was for the EXPRESS PURPOSE of decreasing sexual pleasure.
>>678285376
well it's settled. the epic debate has finally been resolved because you have an opinion.
>>678285376
Gay man here. Cut dicks are a thousand times better.
>>678284975
So its there when youre cut? Gtfo faggot
my foreskin doesn't peel back.
is the only hope for me circumcision ?
Straight man here. I don't fucking care what your dick looks like and I don't care what you think about my dick.
How about find a girl/boy who will enjoy your cock for what it is and stop this pointless debate?
Faggots. Not as in gay, by the way, as in faggots. Quit being faggots.
>>678285765
Neither can I. I tend not to worry though :)
>>678285895
/thread
>>678285765
no need for cutting, a simple and quick operation (in most of the world free of charge) will loosen it
>>678285952
you should, because you will have infection problems.
go to a doctor for a cream, and stretch that dick skin
>>678285952
have you had the sex?
>>678285765
>>678285952
You can stretch it yourself which is what I did after running into problems with rough sex with my girlfriend, my tip was super sensitive and at times it would stop our sexing because my skin would start pulling back on its own. I stretch it every night or so for a little while and it peels back fine now when I want it to without any problems. Makes a nice ring under my dick too
I prefer to think of myself as a wild mustang on the plains.
Un cut and all natural, untameable, unbreakable, wild and free.
>>678280888
Mutilated? More like improved.
>>678283711
Aren't all circumcisions just botched penises?
>>678286443
the same way cutting your hand improves you so that you can wear a nice hook
Can someone name one actual reason why cut cocks would be better than uncut ones?
>inb4 its cleaner
Just pull your foreskin back while you shower, get water on your head, pull it back
>inb4 women like the way it looks, uncut ones look weird
What? Both women and men get more pleasure out of having the foreskin intact. There are a bunch of nerves on your foreskin, adding pleasure.
Go for it, Jewmericans
>>678286899
Its all insecurities, women like getting fucked either way cut or uncut
>>678286899
I've heard a lot of people argue that they fear their children will be mocked in the locker room.
I never showed my dick to anyone in the locker room and nobody ever said anything about my dick on penis inspection day.
>>678282338
I actually like the way my dick looks. I've
never been caught in conflict about the how a dick is supposed to be when I was younger, you know, when brainwash is most likely to occur and that's not even very much. Maybe being influenced, but brainwashed. Get real loser, nobody told me I had to think my dick was better, that's all my opinion. You're brainwashed into beiliveing everyone's brainwashed. Fucking tardo
>>678282380
I'm not that poster, but yeah, I like being lazy
. I don't like having to maintain my penis every half hour. (I'm exagerating) the smell can be considered an aphrodisiac around people who find natural smells attractive. pheromones baby
>>678286039
did sarcasm die when i wasn't paying attention?
Bungy rope;
Cut is better than uncut rope
Nuff' said
>>678287619
the fuck are you talking about, retard?
>>678285477
>I really dont get it, wasnt that exactly the point of being cut?
No, it was to indicate someone was Jewish or a Jewish slave originally and morphed into an anti masturbatorial practice in the US.
Hey /b/ros. Im 16 and my foreskin is a bit tight. I'm kind of nervous about getting circumcised though. What do you guys think I should do
>>678286583
no. a botched penis would have a serious issue of some kind.
>>678285621
It's never there, that's why the shit moves, literally why it moves, otherwise it would be fused to your head like it is when you're a kid.
>>678284742
You're a dirty wetback, for sure. Only beaners do that fucking stupid ass ayyy.
>>678287947
underage b&
>>678280768
Shh
The shekel monster is here.
i can't believe people still defend their muslim / jew inspired dicks
i got no problem with circumsized dicks... i just call people who cut their children's dicks for no medical reason bad parents
>>678287947
wank more faget, it stretches naturally
>>678287879
So you're going to use your dick to jump off bridges?
>>678288188
My parents weren't thinking of Muslims and Jews dumbass. Just because I live in America doesn't mean I think about native Americans. Just becuase Jews started the forskin doesn't mean everyone does it for whatever reason they did it for. I can't tell why my parents did it to me, but guess what faggot, I'm not bummed nor could I be. It's not like i can change it. It's like you read a history book and are just yelling at the pages. Start living in the now and tomorrow
Fucking hell, I wake up to find this thread again? Will you 71 posters quit it already? We didn't have a choice for our cut or uncut penis, we couldn't even fucking see yet. We were little niglets, we couldn't just grab the arm of the doc and say "HOLL UP, YOU STOP RAHT THERE, ELSE I'LL RIP YOUR DICKS SKIN OFF".
>>678288479
You just pointed to the reason these threads exist
>Choice
>>678288479
I see waifus threads with only 37 people every 3 hours. So fuck off. This s a little less common and more radom than most the shit on this board
Cut
>>678287254
In my experience, if you would ever comment on someones cock, you would be labeled as the gay faggot who stares at your classmates cock in the locker... arent kids just amazing?
>>678286443
>scarred
>dry
>annihilated nerve endings
>improved
ok
>>678288786
>dry
The chicks get wet enough for the both of us. Do I really need slimy dick cheese to fuck her?
>>678288786
SMEGMA
>>678288881
I don't know anon, why would you?
>>678289056
>Also produced by the puss you eat
>tfw you realise you've been eating smegma your whole adult life
>>678288454
yeah, americans started it in the 1920s to prevent their kids from masturbating. great reason!
>>678289056
it's okay anon, we understand you're too fat and lazy to wash yourself properly
These threads are just shitty b8 and anyone who takes them seriously is just insecure and wants to compare dicks but is too afraid to whip it out, cutfags don't have to worry about STDs and cleaning as much but uncutfags don't have to use lube to masturbate and supposedly have a little more feeling, but it doesn't matter. You are all insecure faggot circlejerking about a decision you took no part in and have no control over. Fuck off
>>678283496
Australia and the UK, inbred islanders
>>678289426
U MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>678289220
i wish, but i'm too big of a loser for any girl to have any interest in me.
>>678280768
roll
>>678280768
haha fucking jewpeckers kys
