Waifu claiming thread - Chara in da house edition
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Insult other waifus
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>No Role Play (maybe some)
>Socialize
>Most important: Have fun
Chara claimed
Shinoa claimed
waifu with a cocku
>>678279698
Nothin much, just talkin and drinkin
>>678279712
Written down! Ill check that out :P
>koko claimed, as if anybody else would
>>678279889
Rory claimed.
>>678279923
What tea is it this time, Syndra? Lemon blossom?
I enjoy pimple / cyst popping vids. Is there something wrong with me?
>>678279923
Like a clockwork
Still the best OP, fuck that salty Ten
^ ^^that is not okay.
>Megu claimed.
>>678279975
Now that's an O face!
>>678279823
I guess.
>>678279766
I've only joined half way through the thread, you tell me. Have a few things to do myself so I'll not be terribly active...
Have a helpful hug.
- tsuzu claimed
>>678280012
No, I enjoy them too, something about em is satisfying as fuck
>>678279823
Uh oh! Well I guess if you have cancer long enough and don't get it helped that's gonna happen to you.
>We all know 4chan is nothing but cancer too.
>>678280078
>Hugs
Thank you..! I hope you're active enough to talk still :)
>>678279923
>>678279932
>>678279949
>>678279975
>>678279991
>>678280012
>>678280041
>>678280042
>>678280060
>>678280078
welcome back everyone
>>678280042
>>678280060
>>678279991
I don't think you can go wrong with the show.
But bring your seatbelt and tissue paper.
Claiming Homura for Homuranon once more.
- tsuzu
>>678280178
Okay.
>>678280012
Non brand bag tea
>i didnt have time to make my anything else
>>678280178
You need a Megumin angrily talking with the caption <explosion noises>
Would be perfect.
>>678279975
>facial expressions intensifying
>>678280012
At this point I probably have no place to tell whether something someone enjoys is wrong or not.
>>678280178
>nothing but cancer
Hey man I like to think of myself as advanced cancer.
>>678280221
M-May I help you..?
>>678280285
Don't you "okay." me. I'm on it too aren't I
>>678280331
I think I found my new project!
>>678280338
I sexually identify as explosive cancer.
>>678280178
Of course I'll try my best to pay attention, just can't promise it today.
>>678280295
Im not a tea person, but I can appreciate a good tea all the same.
What you have there sounds like a bag of unhappiness.
>>678280338
Say what you think anyway. I dont mind.
>>678280384
Nah just
>if you have cancer long enough and don't get it helped that's gonna happen to you
Don't worry
Apprilla rsv4, something I can ride this time
>>678280460
Shit's gross yo.
>>678279889
older yoko claimed
>>678280221
Whats that face all bout
>>678280253
>Seatbelt and tissue paper
So ill be doing one of two things while driving?
>>678280384
>explosive cancer
holy shit
>>678279889
isabelle claimed
>>678280460
Its too sweet for my taste
>>678280538
Hey Chen-chan.
>>678280563
I guess I wasn't being very clear, but that means I literally didn't spoiler anything.
You might be right, it's just about driving and masturbation.
Nothing to worry about.
>>678280495
You can't reply to me, quote me, use a sad picture and then tell me not to worry.
>I'm worried now.
>>678280563
Don't misgender me.
>>678280739
>Don't misgender me
Shut up C4
>>678280671
If I do drink tea, its Indian style Chai. Working with a few Indian cooks has advantages. Only using strong bags, mix the spices myself.
Heavy subjects tonight I guess.
>>678280739
Whatever you say exproshin
>>678280854
Hmmph... you can't make me.
>>678280906
EX-SU-PUH-LOW-SHUN
>>678280544
>>678280553
>>678280592
Whatsup guys! Hows it goin with ya?
>>678280735
Good, those are two things I know I'm good at heh
>>678280739
>dont misgender me
How would I even?
Sakura claimed, after a bit of a nap ^.^
Hello everyone
>>678280948
You can tell a horse how to pronounce something but that don't mean he won't stop neighing Ms. Expiration.
>>678281038
WELCOME BACK [add in the flying dutchman here]
>>678280948
>takes you eyepatch and let's it snap back onto your eye
True, but I can do this
>>678281038
heya Sakura
>>678281038
Welcome back! Hows it goin?
>>678281023
nothing much, just got done playing some RO2 commie slayer reloaded. figured id take a break. hows it going with you?
I'm so sorry, I have to go. Since I'm not going to work. Might as well get some things done tomorrow then. Take care comrades.
>>678281023
My pronouns are boom, kerbang, skadoosh, KABOOM, bang, fwoosh, and KERPLOW.
>>678281066
Are you a horse? Can I ride you?
>>678281134
Gah! My eye!! Why do people keep doing this to meeee
>Holds my eye and tears up
>>678281201
Talk to you later! Have a good one :)
>megumin~
>>678281038
im honestly suprised this wasnt claimed earlier
Jesus Christ all of you get out of your fucking basements
>>678281038
Welcome back
>>678281134
Don't anger the shortstack <_< She might go off.
>>678281206
Will Kasplode do?
Fucking autism, my dudes.
>>678281023
pretty good tbh. been awake 43 hours straight.
>>678281206
For 5 dollars Ms. explorer. No free rides.
>>678281201
>being productive
Good on you dude, something I could never do!
>>678281206
>my pronouns are...
holy kek
What? Someone else besides me is doing this?
>>678281282
Pff, I've saved
>>678281279
I probably get out more than you do
kek
>>678281066
>>678281282
Thanks anons :D
>>678281134
Idk why, but for some reason being called sakura makes me happy. Is there something wrong? :o
>>678281171
Good! Just a bit tired and uh..stuff.
How are you guys doing? I feel so popular, its weird @.@
:c i have too many waifus but i guess top tier will do
>>678281279
Dont have a basement. Been outside all week.
>>678281324
Thats not good. Get some sleep.
>>678281329
I go by the pronouns >shithead, faggot, asshole and dickhead
IRL anyway.
>>678281444
With those trips, you sure are popular!
>>678281279
jokes on you im upstairs
>>678281282
If you wish to be very formal I suppose.
>>678281326
Can't I get a discount for being friends with the owner..?
>>678281329
Lol I guess not!
Also you might want to listen to her I'll blow you to smi- hey wait a second!
>>678281282
Did you just call me short stack?? Grrrr you better watch yourself..
>>678281472
>having more than one waifu
shameful
>>678281201
Getcha shit done! I like it, talk to you later comrade
>>678281200
Fuckin commies, nothin much, just drinkin and postin
>>678281206
Those are some hot pronouns
>>678281227
Whatsup! Hows it goin?
>>678281324
Daym, any reason why your awake so long? At least your doin good heh
>>678281444
>uh..stuff
a little touchy touchy?
>>678280886
I usually drink my own stuff that i gathered.
Or is some cases (like this one ) i have an emergency tea bag collection.
>sorry for the late reply, net is a bitch today
>>678281498
I go by the pronouns
They, their, them, Determination, HOLYFUCKITSTHEM!, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES and Chara
>>678281508
What? You think you can just blow me up? Ain't gonna work, C4
>>678281201
take it easy buddy
>>678280735
hi lovely human
Quick claim as I get ready for work.
>>678281498
pic related
>>678281597
I never said that, don't worry about it
>>678281498
Yay, do I win anything for my trips?
>>678279975
Sauce?
>>678281597
sounds pretty low key buddy. decent though. what time is it where you're at?
>hot pronouns
was that pun intentional?
>>678281508
Alright Boom you can have it for free this time. Just this time I don't make bank ya know.
>>678281444
Doing wonderful. Being the coolest guy here I can assure you it grows on ya.
>>678281597
DID I HEAR COMMIES? RED THREAT DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. PREPARE TO BE ERADICATED.
>>678281507
s-same
>>678281698
Always glad to see you. How are you doing?
I'm waiting for my frozen pizza to finish.
>>678281508
Don't make me... steal... things.
>>678281800
Popularity!
>>678281619
I noticed about the net thing. Just made a random tea from my parents collection: peppermint, spearmint and manuka honey. I have a bit of a sweet tooth.
>>678281891
DEMOCRACY IS FREEDOM. COMMUNISM IS DEATH.
>>678281891
>commies
UH NOTHING HERE BLYAT!
>>678281827
it is low key, rum and beef jerky make for a good combo, Its 3am here. The pun was intentional, but I do think they're hot still heh
>>678281891
ERADICATE THE RED MENACE
>>678282050
>>678282033
>>678282186
DEMOCRACY IS NONNEGOTIABLE
>>678282013
im running out semi relevant images to post. can you tell?
>>678282229
TACTICAL ASSESSMENT - RED CHINESE VICTORY... IMPOSSIBLE!
>>678281680
What makes you think I can't hmm??
>>678281891
Hehe yay! My own horse to ride whenever I want!
>>678282033
What are you implying..? I don't like the way you said that....
>>678282288
>88
>Nazi soldier
always relevant.
>>678282013
I'm playing league and listening to music.
what kind of pizza?
>>678281597
nothing
>>678282229
you may have giant robutt. but we have orthodox priest you cannot hope to survive.
claimed
good morning everyone
>>678282399
Well you can, but I'm still gonna come back.
Ain't no killing the DETERMINATOR
>>678282376
Missed pic. Again.
>>678282399
Just a little weakness I know of...
>>678282498
GLORY IS THE REWARD OF VALOR
>>678282533
Good morning!
>>678282475
It's a strange kind of tuna. I didn't eat it before.
Big surprise, right? :^)
>>678282460
>for your viewing pleasure
>>678282229
Что ебать ты просто чертовски говорила обо мне, маленькая сука? Я тебе зкажу, я закончил вершину моего класса в ВДВ, и я принимал участие в многочисленных секретных рейдов на Аль-Каидой, и у меня есть более 300 подтвержденных убийств. Я тренировался в парижском войны, и я сверху снайпер в целых российских вооруженных сил. Вы ничто для меня, но только другая цель. Я протрите тебе нахрен с точностью, подобных которым никогда не видели раньше на этой Земле, запомните мои чертовы слова. Вы думаете, что вы можете уйти с того, что дерьмо для меня через Интернет? Подумайте еще раз, ублюдок. Как мы говорим Я контактирую мой секретный сеть шпионов по всей России, и ваш IP-трассируется прямо сейчас, так что вам лучше подготовиться к шторму, козу. Шторм, который стирает жалкий небольшое вещь ты называеш твоя жизнь. Ты находишься чертовски мертвых, малыш. Я могу быть где угодно, в любое время, и я могу убить тебя в более семисот способами, и это только голыми руками. Я не только обучен приемам рукопашного боя, но у меня есть доступ ко всей арсенале Воздушно-десантные войска,
>>678282033
Sounds good
But im more of a bitter tea fan
>>678282376
"Probability of Chinese victory: Impossible!"
>>678282533
Good Morning!
>>678282678
>filthy russian
OHHH SHID
>>678282560
Hey that's copyright infringement!
>>678282619
You're bluffing I know it... stay away from me..!
>>678282634
It's good, though.
>>678282229
CYKA BLYAT BLYAT CYKA cyka blyat Gib me le vodkas or I shootz blyat cyka cyka cyka death to America
>>678282498
DEFEAT IS NOT AN OPTION.
>>678282678
ENEMY PRESENCE DETECTED.
>>678282692
DEMOCRACY IS THE ESSENCE OF GOOD. COMMUNISM THE VERY DEFINITION OF EVIL
>>678282806
It isn't. You didn't pay for copyright so I can use it.
>The thought of Megumin trying to blow me up fills me with DETERMINATION
>>678282229
COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE
>>678282477
Nothing is better then something bad yeah? heh btw whats your waifu from? Shes an interesting one
>>678282533
Good morning dubs!
>>678282533
Good morning Jibril!
>>678282619
Oh goy what might that weakness be?
>>678282186
>>678282229
>>678282460
alright im going to head back into slaying some red filth. seeya around! have a good day, and it was nice talking to ya.
>>678282901
DEMOCRACY IS FREEDOM. COMMUNISM IS TYRANNY!
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/c/cf/Voc_robotlibertyprime_init_01.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20110604184932
>>678282885
>kek
>>678279889
CLAIMED
>>678282921
The thought of being able to kill you over and over fills me with explosive arousal..
>>678283005
That is none of your business!
>>678283005
Ill keep that to myself for now. But meedless to say it involves.... stealing something.
>>678283124
>Implying you can use explosions more than once a day
>>678283006
Gott mit uns, my friend.
>>678283006
Make the Fuhrer porud my friend!
>>678283207
>Implying I even need to use explosion magic to kill some kid.
>You were already killed by like the flu or some shit get that weak sauce out of my face
>>678282689
They do have a lot of choice for tea. Mostly different blends of jasmine, and one green tea with raw cocoa. Thats one I just had to see it was real...
>>678283006
See ya later. Enjoy defeating the red menace.
>>678283032
>>678282926
>>678283051
You don't get how hard I'm kekking
>>678283124
>>678283125
Honhon I think I am catching on
>>678283329
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Claimed
>>678283329
But you only know explosion magic.
>>678283321
SS marschiert in Feindesland, Und singt ein Teufelslied
>>678283374
>winks
>>678283594
>dangot, pic missing once more.
>>678283347
Well you chose was great
>>678283374
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/a/a4/Voc_robotlibertyprime_combat_15.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20110604180850
>>678283374
There's nothing to catch on to..! I don't have any weaknesses. I'm like a big scary well oiled machine. Unstoppable, immovable, unkillable.
>>678283474
>First you might want to learn about like Sudafed or something.
>>678283552
Good morning!
>>678283594
I don't need to use magic..! Do you not see me? I'm ripped.
>>678283685
wops
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/a/a4/Voc_robotlibertyprime_combat_15.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20110604180850
izzy is baaaaaaack
>>678283717
And I'm an immortal demigod of death.
>>678283803
I thought I told you to sleep >_>
>>678283717
Not well oiled enough, if you ask me; but I can help.
>grabs the body oil
>>678283717
>I'm ripped
Bitch, I erased the captain of the royal guard as well as the king of the underground himself. Fucking Satan is no problem for me. I can always come back and try again. You're nothing to me but some more EXP
>>678283374
Glad to have made you kek
>>678283552
Hey friend! Hows it goin?
>>678283594
Gut, meine freund
>>678283877
i did sleep for like 5 minutes then i woke back up
Tenryuu claimed
What did i miss?
>>678284136
RP and ERP
>>678283877
Tch. Is that it?
>>678284015
Congrats you killed a bunch of people with about 1/6th the strength of a human kid.
>>678283717
You seem to stopped once you use magic tho.
>>678283772
Is this a meme
>>678284252
Exactly! Do you see how amazing I am? I am so determined I can kill monsters even tough I'm a fucking weakling!
![[manical laughter].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wwR5bm1.jpg "[manical laughter].jpg")
>>678284250
I need to start a genocide on /waifu/
>>678284065
More sleep please.
>>678284059
Not exactly German. Background is, but I only understand basic phrases. Copypasta'd that song.
>>678284252
My axe weighs the same as a hatchback. And I can lift it with my hand.
>>678284373
Wont work.
>>678283772
This isn't fair, kiniro has so many good gigs and pictures
>>678284256
Well even God rested on the 7th day, what do you expect...
>>678284367
>That's like the equivalent of killing a bee hive
>AND YOU STILL ENDED UP DEAD.
>>678284469
Well I can make ramen without having it spill out of the top of the cup...
>>678283717
>>678284059
>Wait what, am I supposed to RP?
>>678284469
I know, i know....i'd rather start with muslims
>>678284469
i would sleep but i get the sense that respite is for the impotent
>>678284545
Thanks I guess.
Sill from Rance
>>678279889
STOP POSTING THESE GOD DAMN AUTISTIC WAIFU CLAIMING THREADS, THEY'RE FUCKING SHIT.
IT'S ONE BIG FUCKING CIRCLEJERK OF AUTISM
>>678284620
I think that has more pootential to being sucessful
>>678284572
>Says the girl getting eaten by a damn toad
Even I can kill toads no problem
>>678284589
I mean, I only said good morning.... but I'm not stopping you
>I MEAN WHAT!? YOU WANT TO RP ON MY GOOD CHRISTIAN /B/ THREAD??? NO WAY.
>>678284741
ok
>>678284741
>>678284469
Same, my moms german so I understand a little bit
>>678284589
You don't gotta if you don't wanna, but Im not opposed to the RP
>>678284620
Ayyy
Just woke up still tired asf, how is everyone else doing?
>Homura claim
>>678284806
Why is that gif so satisfying to watch?
>>678284620
DEUS VULT
>>678284572
Yea but not after the first explosion my nig
>>678284779
I couldn't move! And it was GIANT TOADS. If you stopped moving that little heart around like a kid with ADHD drinking his 6th monster and sat still with it you'd get killed by the frogs too...
>>678284970
You don't know that.. in the Bible God explodes things with years to centuries passing before he does it again..
>>678284620
Ah. Only if you start with the extremists.
>>678284572
I can do that too.
>>678284641
The impotent who have more time for themselves.
>>678284999
Nicely done.
>witnessed
>>678284897
Mine is a bit further down the family tree, but still there. More close connection to my Eastern European.
>>678284944
>good morning hug
It's nice you're awake, but we can stay in bed for a while longer if you like.
I ate a pizza earlier and promsied to get some things done, so I'm not as active today.
>>678284999
>>678285099
Well what dumbass stops moving in a fight?
At least I can attack more than once a day!
>>678285172
this is my last isabelle image so i'm going to sleep now because you said so anon thanks
>>678285340
Have a good sleep then!
>>678285099
Guant toads? I took on a fire dragon and could still move!
>>678284944
Good morning sleepy glasses!
>>678280042
You beat me to it :(
>>678285179
Sure, but you will have to keep me awake, im still sleepy.
>good morning neck kiss
>>678285460
Howdy cat ears.
>>678285252
What dumbass get's killed by the common cold and gets outsmarted and out determined by a monster child with 1/6th your strength?
>I can attack twice too! I'll just fist da cuffs until I want to use my magic.
Come at me scrublord I'm ripped.
>>678285172
I can do it better tho.
>>678285460
Yeah well a demon is better than a demi god.
>Just look at the Greek religious pantheon.
>>678285172
Hey at least your pure amirite?
>>678284944
Good morning! im doing pretty good, what about you?
>>678285642
It was not a common cold. It was suicide by eating poisonous flowers! I wanted to free the underground byy posessing someone elses body. But he refused to kill some puny humans!
>>678285631
It was a tuna pizza anyways... :^)
