Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed
Once more for my dearest
>>678252891
Night Mugi.
>>678252873
Don't.
>>678253038
All I did was just ask what was wrong with not being lewd
>Please don't hurt me
Shinoa claim
thesmugneverends.webm
Megumin claimed
Payday is kicking my ass please help before I rage <3
>>678252686
>implying I used that foolishness
It wouldn't come out of Google translate right, anyways
>>678253046
I'll do a smug
>>678252532
Everybody has had Reactive armor for years now.
It's nothing unique
>>678253220
Right, claimed.
>>678253220
STILL CLAIMED
>>678253275
12 7 minute episodes
It's too fucking short
still not asleep edition
>sachi claim
>>678252700
Isn't kirino looking bossy like 90% of the time anyways? Like a true tsun. I wish I had time to go through all 800 or so episodes just to get screenshots of her though.
Also, pre-shower claim of the cutest ninja
>>678252247
Fucking saved
>>678252761
>>678252265
>>678252485
>>678252519
Not quilied for the smug crew.
>>678252412
>>678252247
>>678252918
>>678253046
>>678253375
Qualified!
>>678253406
Hee hee
>>678253457
Are you smug enough?
>>678253469
Yeah but it gives me a general idea of what you guys are saying.
>>678253457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sZVv1mk9AI
This should help
>also get steam so I can play with you
I want to feel her cold, perfectly molded legs
>>678253457
M is for CLOAKER
*WHOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO*
still mine
>>678253737
doesnt this chick bang her brother?
>>678253498
Would've picked her too.
I'm back...
Couldn't sleep,
Again...
Holo claimed
Erubetie claimed
>>678253850
>tfw you are her brother
>>678253850
what of it?
>>678253753
Looks like a good idea... but... I think that hairs will be pulled... skin will be pinched
Claiming
>>678253651
Yessss
>>678253220
mandatory cc claim
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
ok im done
>>678253457
>>678253737
>Payday uninstalled
Rip me
>>678253651
Nobody is more smug than smug-chan herself
>>678253737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnnKcmUYFXg
Clicc it
Mine
>>678253874
Welcome back! Sorry about that.
I'm sure holo can be part of the smug crew. Lemme see some smugs first
>>678253997
>Dad?
>I-is that you?
>Have you returned from the supermarket?
I'm gonna go pass out now
Goodnight everyone
>again
Rory claimed.
Continuing the smug.
>>678253874
Have you tried the drink?
>>678253964
No, she's built for passion. She's so strong, yet she seems so gentle, loving, joyous.
oh shit im here
>>678254094
>180 tho
>>678254237
>again
Fuck, sleep well, and rest well.
>>678253651
You tell me.
>>678253737
>Paying for the same game
B-but.. that takes money
>>678253799
YOU'RE GIVING ME VIETNAM FLASHBACKS STOP.
you all are fucking faggots.
>>678254072
She is the smug queen
>>678254237
Night bro
>>678254101
That cut scene though in Birthright, Hrrrng.
>>678253997
HOLY SHIT I like it
MY WOMEN!!! No touching
>>678254256
In that case, sounds awesome. lol
Milinda claim
Smug inbound
>>678254359
no u
>>678253850
>Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Got me.
>>678254237
Night, Galko.
>>678254359
>Love
>- /HG/ General
>>678254146
Does that qualify?
>>678254327
Get on skype you lilshit
>Steam sales
>Payday 2 is like 3.99
>>678254359
I want to fuck a fictional robot.
>>678254425
Gross ass whore, go kill yourself
>>678254248
Holy shit, I just realised ure waifu has boobs. My bad
>>678254359
Says the faggot lacking a cute 2D waifu
>>678253457
>>678253799
>Tfw me and my best friend irl used to play the first one coop
>We we're so fucking new and dumb we thought 'They're bringing in a bulldozer' meant they were sending in an actual piece of construction machinery
>We thought 'well how are they gonna get one of those up on top of this skyscraper'
Another kinda funny story from when we played.
>Pretty sure we were in the bank level
>Fighting off a wave of swat
>One of the ai with us kills one of the faggots with a tazer
>Says out loud in the most sad and depressed voice 'I got the tazer'
>My friend just says 'Kay' in an equally depressed voice
Good times.
>>678254237
Goodnight.
>>678254248
D..Drink?
>>678254196
no, is your dad punny?
>>678254389
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Im back power when out.
Why is payday 2 so fucking retarded to install?
qt
>>678254237
Goodnight! Sleep well
>>678254240
Fuck guys, I don't know how many smug pics I can find
>>678254287
Hey! Hows it goin?
>>678254671
Yeah silly, the stuff that makes you go nigh nigh
her vagina is as dirty as a niggers hand after he eats greasy chicken
>>678253982
You roll with us now
>>678254327
Got anymore?
>>678254454
Pic
>>678254565
I like
>>678254796
Welcome back. Let's see some smug
>>678254803
Because overkill are money whoring sluts
Best waifu, all you niggers can go kill yourselves I would cum in her boiler tbh
claimed
>>678254327
THE SAFEWORD IS "POLICE BRUTALITY"
>>678254321
Unimportant details
>>678254652
When I played I was the "Cloaker Smoker"
I had a setup for killing special units and C4 for doors
>>678254932
Uhh...
I don't believe I know?
>>678254950
Thanks <3
I just got the most bullshit Captcha...
>>678254796
Oh no! You all good now friend?
>>678254579
Waaah that's mean :(
>I caaaan't yet one second
>>678254950
Am I smug yet??
>>678255129
POLICE BRUTALITY POLICE BRUTALITY PLEASE STOP!
>>678255186
The fuck is this shit?!
>>678253997
I once made a belt out of watches. It was a complete waist of time.
I once met a man with 3 penises. I asked him how his pants fit. He replied with 'like a glove'
I couldn’t for the life of me remember how you throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.
I once wondered what the point of a will was. It was a dead giveaway when I saw it.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hall. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’
My inferiority complex isn’t as good as everyone else’s.
Why can’t fishermen be generous? Because their business makes them sell fish.
It’s better to love a short person than not a tall.
>>678254971
I have so many memories on payday 2. Especially of early on when me and some buddies did heists on the hardest difficulty so many times on stealth because we always failed cause 1 person fucks up. Main one being the apartment one.
>>678254652
That's amazing omfg lol
>>678254072
That suuucks!!
>>678253651
I-is this smug?
It's the best I can find...
This is a real Waifu 10 out of 10. Who doesn't love chocolate? Would ram her nigger brains out
I'm sure I'm not the only one, but I don't mind sharing.
>>678255325
NOW GO ON THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE
*WHOLOLOs off into the distance*
>>678255196
Hopefully the breaker tripped.
>>678254631
haha, no worries, usually my stuff is face shots so not a lot of body stuff gets in
>>678254786
>>678255379
mmmmmm yes
>>678254950
So this is what it feels like...to be accepted
>>678255186
Alcohol? Drank? Jesus Juice? I know you got this haha
>>678255541
same fam
>>678255645
Ah!
Why of course!
>>678255325
Nah you're fine
threads so fast
>>678255379
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
>>678255596
I hope so. I wonder if the bunny is still lurking around.
>>678254579
>Still waiting on Skullgirls
It is so fucking expensive right now.
>>678255584
>Goes on forums and uninstalls for being bad.
>Cries like a bitch
>>678255821
>Don't make me do the thing. I will do it.
Would bang her brains out through the helmet, just look at that POSE. MEOW! Too bad her actress got cancer. Oh well, would still fuck, even if my dick glows. Only if shes wearing the helmet though
>>678255645
Two peanuts were walking through a rough neighbourhood and one of them was a salted.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered in chocolate sauce; Police think that he topped himself.
How do you make antifreeze? Hide her cardigan.
If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving probably isn’t for you.
Apparently overheard in a United Nations toilet; ‘urination of strange people’.
My grandfather was shrewd; people threw small mammals at him ‘till he suffocated
Two goldfish were in a tank. One says to the other: ‘How do we drive this thing?’
A man just tried to sell me Supergirl, Lara Croft and Wonder Woman. I think he might be a heroine dealer.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
A friend once dated a very peculiar whisky maker, but he loved her still.
A cannibal ate a missionary and got a taste for religion.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers today, but I couldn’t find any.
A local balloon factory had to close due to inflation, it was quite a blow.
>>678255991
I've heard about that game, it's a fighting game if I am not mistaken?
>>678256038
>I will do it
NAH DON'T WORRY ABOUT SKYPE
GO DO THINGS
>>678255959
I hope not there weird.
>>678254932
I'm doing pretty good! just got in bed and got on mobile
>>678256070
Her eyes are the caps mouth, then whats the human mouth for?
She has two mouths
>>678256183
>skype
I forgot that shit existed after I got discord.
>>678255186
You're welcome
>>678255134
>>678255325
I like
>>678255434
Sorry too kawaii and not enough "fuck you smile"
>>678255578
I share with shinoa anon
>>678255645
Yeah man
Alright smug crew, here's our new emotion con
',:)
Mazda rx7 claimed this time, she's an aggressive hottie packing a mean ass
>>678256183
ARE YOU SURE? I WANT TO BE SURE.
>>678256389
We use it to talk sometimes, same with chara :)
>>678256420
Good you better. u_u
>>678256420
hot
Alright im heading to bed now. Goodnight everyone. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>678256157
>>678255645
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
>>678256195
Haha she seems to have taken a liking to you though... Ive only seen her a few times. She has not talked to me yet though
>>678256532
Im not the only one who still uses skype? wow.... kek
>>678256605
Sleep well!!
>>678256605
Good night buddy. Have cozy restful sleeps
>>678256730
',:)
>>678256660
So close.
>>678256183
Yup. 2D fighting game with great characters.
>I wouldn't mind adding you if you got Steam
>Only if you want to
>.
>>678256038
Do the thing, I dont know what it is but do it
>>678255754
Well? Have you tried it? Has it worked for you?
>>678256157
>>678255948
>>678256660
ohhhh yeah
>>678256212
Nice, nothin comfier than bein in bed posting haha
>>678256420
I can dig it!
>>678256605
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Is this smug enough?
>>678256532
>>678256682
Only time I use it is when discord goes on the fritz. Kind of glad I don't haven't running all the time now.
>>678256682
Yep yep! :3 I stopped using it for a while but now I'm getting back into it u_u
I'm off to bed, guys
See everybody tomorrow
Hey, Hols
>I guess I'll hit the hay
Fucking shoot me
>>678256970
Shitposting in bed is a professional sport, Im telling you.
Makes me tired so fast though
>>678257088
Goodnight friend! Sleep well :)
>>678256970
Nah,
I don't drink...
Mainly because I have had family die of problems caused by alcohol,
And I get addicted to just about anything I do...
>>678256970
Should I? fufufu it is fun to do.
>>678257005
Yeah that's the most annoying..
>>678257088
Goodnight!
>>678256682
I haven't see them talk yet. And it cause my waifu is from the same show. Hope that anon don't bug you.
>>678256605
Goodnight!
>>678256660
A tourist had to get an eye test while visiting an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
My pet centipede just died. I suppose I shouldn’t be too surprised; it was on its last legs.
I bought eight legs of venison for £40; is that two deer?
I was thinking about making a comeback, but I haven’t been anywhere.
Think outside the box; it’s too late once you’re in it.
I took the shell off my racing snail to try and speed it up, but it just made it sluggish.
I’m confused; oh hang on, maybe I’m not.
There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can’t.
Borrow money from pessimists; they don’t expect it back.
How can you tell when an economist is lying? Their lips are moving.
The economy is so bad that the Mafia is starting to lay off judges.
The economy is so bad that the Mafia is starting to lay off judges.
Money talks. The trouble is, it only knows one word; goodbye.
Money isn’t everything, but it does keep the children in touch.
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers.
Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
The healthiest part of a donut is the hole. Unfortunately, you have to eat through the rest of the donut to get there.
Heard about the dating agency for chickens that went bust? Apparently they couldn’t make hens meet.
Two yoghurts walk into a bar. ‘We don’t serve your kind in here’ says the bartender’ A yoghurt asks ‘Why not, we’re cultured’.
Dr Watson was in a bar, it was past closing time and he was a bit drunk. ‘Come on’ said the barman ‘Haven’t you got Holmes to go to?’
>>678256420
',:-)
smug gif
>kirino surprisingly doesn't have much smug
>mostly either crying/angry/general tsun
>>678257325
>Reading
>>678257088
Death by smothering is the only acceptable execution method.
Goodnight Milktanker, sleep well.
>>678256682
I use skype. Just no ones been on for me to use it. Been mostly Teamspeak due to MWO being team based.
>>678257391
Too tsun to be smug. Its a good trait.
>>678257045
Nice. I use it for League and CSGO mostly though.
>>678257005
I have teamspeak as well but it auto mutes me every 45 seconds... no joke... :/
>>678257320
When she does talk its like one or two words. I knew you where from the same show though. Love Strike Witches
>>678257705
>dark souls
Good taste
>>678257705
I've never played a dark souls game,
Are they any good?
>>678256682
My good friend and I still talk on skype every day, so your not alone
>>678257279
A long day of shitposting can leave someone pretty drained, what did you do today?
>>678257293
Oh i see, Im sorry to hear that :(
>>678257296
You should! Still dont know what it is but if its fun then why not?
>>678257325
Hell yeah
>>678257580
I really like the show to. I just need to watch the last 2 OVAs and wait on season 3. But i think its about the 504?
>>678257898
It's my favorite series. I think they're pretty much incredible games once you get the hang of it.
>tfw you forgot your old skype password so you make a new account
Dark souls is easily one of the best games I've ever played, along with the game with the best level design.
>>678257325
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
Claimed.
>>678257966
Nah, It's fine!
It didn't bother me that much,
I never really talked to any of my family..
I only ever talked to my mother,
And I told that story earlier...
>>678257952
Guess im not alone. lol
>>678257981
Where can you find the OVAs? I havent seen them yet.
>>678257966
You should ask >>678257705
what it's about they'd be glad to explain.
>>678257966
I got sad over friends I used to talk to and also had like 4 panic attacks but I just got my sheets out of the dryer and its very warm and nice. So its been a subpar day.
mine only mine
ALL HAIL
>>678258246
what
>>678258020
>>678258070
I may have to give them a try..
I'm probably gonna wait for a steam sale and get them
>>678258399
That is the best gif I have ever seen...
>>678258120
A saw and a hammer go into a bar and some other tools join them; the saw turns to the hammer and says ‘You know the drill, don’t you?’
The Italians are installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa; after all, what good is the inclination if you don’t have the time?
Fortune tellers are very easy to buy clothes for; they’re all mediums.
The boy cannibal was expelled from school for buttering up the teacher.
God was tired after making a 24 hour period, so he decided to call it a day.
If you dream that you’re writing The Lord of the Rings, are you just Tolkien in your sleep?
How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it.
Some cultures consider swallowing and expelling a fountain pen a write of passage.
A man spent his life collecting memorabilia of Wonder Woman, Joan of Arc and Florence Nightingale; apparently he was a heroine addict.
Mary had a little lamb, and then she had some dessert.
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi refused painkillers during his root canal work; he wanted to transcend dental medication.
Police arrested two people, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks; they charged one and let the other one off.
A Pepsi executive has been fired; he tested positive for Coke.
Why are tenors like pirates? Because they’re both murder on the high C’s.
The human cannonball wanted to retire, but the circus owner couldn’t find a replacement of his calibre.
After many attempts a scientist successfully cloned his own genes; he was so thrilled, he was beside himself.
How does a Dalek keep its skin soft? EXFOLIATE!
>>678258399
The thing. He wants to know what the thing I was talking about.
>>678256038
This thing.
>>678257966
YOU JUST
ENCOURAGED HER
>rip me
>>678258246
>>678258231
Here you go
http://www nyaa se/?page=view&tid=771734
>>678258680
shouldn't I be the one saying that ;3 fufufu or maybe I like it that way. Either way it won't matter.... right MASTER?
>>678258407
Just remember to never level resistance and you should be fine! Good luck
Well my brethren have all gone to sleep and now so should I.
Goodnight everybody.
>>678258214
I see that, that's how I am with cigs, but its good that it doesn't really bother you, I suppose heh
>>678258246
Ill bite, what is it?
>>678258256
mmmm sheets out the dryer. Really anything out the dryer feels divine, at least you can end the day well :)
>>678258680
I was curious!
>>678258613
>>678258120
You guys dont know what your doin to me
>>678258892
>GOTTA BLAST
claiming
>>678258949
O..Okay?
>>678259052
Wheres your tail?
>>678256957
>Top unnoticed
>>678258680
>>678258399
Sorry are there two kirino anons here? I probably just really confused one of you.
>>678259052
You can't blast yet until I've had my fun!
>>678258714
>Mfw I have no clue how to torrent.. rip
>>678258613
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
I think every morning that I'm going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams.
Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending!
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
They just found a sword swallower dead. The police suspect it's an inside job.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.
I don't think I need a spine. It's holding me back.
A locksmith is a key employee.
I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
i've ran out
>>678259268
No, they are all me heh.
WHY
>>678259028
I can imagine :p
>>678259361
I’m a dyslexic, atheist, insomniac; I stay up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Never get behind the Devil in a Post Office queue, for the Devil has many forms.
I have all the money that I’ll ever need; as long as I die by 4pm today.
How many dyslexics does it take to light a change bulb?
Change is inevitable; except from vending machines.
With the application of sufficient thrust pigs fly really well.
Thought I’d visit some different stores, but when you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.
The problem with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.
Oh dear, I just let my mind wander, but it hasn’t come back yet.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Everything seemed to be coming my way today, but I was just in the wrong lane.
To err is human; to successfully blame it on someone else shows management potential.
I’ve been revising for a practical exam on pest control; I was up all night swatting.
I’m trying my hand at computer hacking, but I think I need a larger machete.
I have a portable stereo that looks like a large cake; it’s a gateaux blaster.
Pigs don’t like using the telephone when there’s crackling on the line.
A friend of mine was a brick layer before he went to prison; to this day he still isn’t a free mason.
Surely it ought to be possible to achieve at least one giggle out of every ten word plays? No pun in ten did.
Yeah. Getting hard to type these on mobile.
>>678259225
No.
Any bakers?
We require a new bread
>>678259350
https://kissanime to/Anime/Strike-Witches-Operation-Victory-Arrow was reading your convo but this what you were looking for right?
>Shinoa
>>678259014
Goodnight! Sleep well guy :)
>>678259176
Welcome! Hows it goin?
>Koko
>>678256957
Do you have an alternate e-mail?
I can send you my steam there if you want
>>678259576
Yeah, thanks Shinoa.
>Milinda
>>678259576
>>678259944
That works.
>Erica
Before I attempt nobody is making a bread right?
>>678260252
No?
>>678260252
inb4 3 threads
>>678260134
Thanks for trying Erica. Sorry for not knowing how to torrent...
>not so good at computer stuff
>Milinda
