Show me your scrap, /b/!
>Singles - Useless shit. No portions.
>Dubs - 1 portion
>Trips - 5 portions
>Quads - 60 portions
>Quints or higher - lifetime supply of portions
>>678252786
quads
Never seen this game before. Might as well roll since nothing better to do.
How much can I get for these dubs OP?
>>678252854
No portions for you, starvingfag.
>>678252865
>>678252914
Useless, useless junk!
trips plz i have a family to feed
lifetime supply here i come
>>678252956
>>678253023
Does anybody even have a good haul. What is this Bantha poodoo?
Hungry
>>678252786
I've been all over the world. I am well traveled. I think you'll like some of what I have to offer. Check these.
>>678253068
That dog is completely fucking obsolete! No portions!
might as well see what this shits worth
>>678253209
Useless fucking trap cards. No portions.
>>678252786
Alright fags ROLLING
>>678252786
Portions, all of them!
>>678253331
Not a goddamn thing. No portions.
Please OP, I need these.
>>678252786
GONNA GET DAT PORTION BABY!
>>678253511
>>678253399
>>678253533
>>678253511
This anime girl, I'll buy her for 1 portion anon.
i just want something to eat
Lehgo
Roll I need them portions
>>678253533
And you'll have one portion.
>>678253655
One portion for you sir.
Need portion, hungry
>>678253613
You get nothing.
>>678252786
Ey b0ss, can I habe portion pls
>>678252786
Meh
damn i need some portions
whats a portion?
>>678253780
>>678253834
>>678253889
Gonna have to fetch better scrap than all that junk.
Rolf
>>678253698
I'm gonna be honest here. Idk what the fuck a portion is. or what its from. but I fucking got one, better then half the dweebs here. so FUCK YEAH PORTION.
>>678253606
Does this one sweeten the deal? I am desperate.
lets roll
222?
>>678254177
She too is worth...one portion.
>>678252786
Five portion roll!
trips?
3
What's this worth?
Look at my shit
>>678252786
only portions being handed out here are portions of cock into op's mom's anus.
55555
>>678254376
Autism is worth nothing. No portions.
Please sir portions for me
>>678254433
Double dubs fag
>>678252786
Some geeya fuh ya.
rollllllllll
quints
>>678254408
And you get none.
>>678254433
I'll give you two portions for those dubdubs.
>>678252786
Please feed me
will you take this droid?
>>678254533
That retort is worth a single portion!
>>678252786
roll like my man bb8
I have here one pepperoni sandwich.
>>678254596
Clearly an obsolete model. Worthless.
>>678254596
I see no droid here. You get no portions.
Grant me portions
I swear I'll steal and sell your portions at a higher profit margin, you expired condom!
well how much for this drubs
>>678254810
NOT WITH THOSE SINGLES YOU WONT, SCAVENGER.
>>678252786
Rulling!
>>678252786
checkem.
>>678254433
so what are my portions of?
Hungry :(
food plox
Rolling for BB-8
Check'em space niggers
All this worthless shit. You call yourselves scavengers?
put dem portions in the bag and no wun gets hurt
Best gimme them portions nigger
>>678255006
Pic related
>>678252786
How many portions is this worth?
portions plz
>>678252786
>>678255594
Worthless
>>678255657
Get back out there and bring me something practical.
>mfw nobody can even scavenge trips
Give me my due you fat fucking cunt.
Rollan 4 pourshuns BITCH
Here's my useless shit you fat faggot
Fucking sandniggers, I hope you all receive imperial orbital bombardment
>>678255982
Fuck right off with those useless singles
>>678255979
Scavenge this fag
>>678256124
Fuck you cunt.
*throws scrap on the counter*
Can I get a 60 portions please?
>>678256222
AHA. I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE PORTIONS FOR THOSE TRIPS FAGGOT.
This is what filthy rich looks like. Roll
>>678252786
Rolling
>>678252786
Gimi dat portion old man
>>678256271
What the fuck is this shit, you worthless scav?
Not for sale bitch
I'll take 5
>>678256289
Thanks you useless fucking fat cunt!
>rehydrates portions
THESE TASTE LIKE FUCKING SHIT SPACE NIGGER
666
>>678256477
Your choice. Only worth a single portion anyways scav.
Examine Them
gogogo
>>678252786
ROLL
I'll take a lifetime supply, space nigger
>>678256606
I guess I'll take it ...
>>678256655
TWO PORTIONS FOR THE DUBDUBS.
>>678252786
I shot first mutherfucker
Bonus for calling my dubs ahead
>>678256655
double dubs
Need more portions
>>678256762
You're useless to me dead.
May i please have some portions
>>678252786
Here's my haul
win
I'd like one sex doll please, I hope this is enough for a good one!
>>678256717
Very well then
>>678256866
I'll buy those for one portion scav.
>>678254501
Maybe this pocket?
>>678252786
Please Sir...
>>678256899
That win is worth one portion too
ez
>>678252786
Roll
>>678256842
Fuck you, I couldnt see the first time, reroll!
>>678256988
I'll buy it for a portion
>>678257000
This child slave...I'll take him for 5 portions.
>>678257000
kek
Gimme
woohoo so far 3 portions
>>678257095
Ive had enough, off to bed
scav
>>678257000
Now a Bantha fuckboy.
Am hangury
Got a nice hot portion right here scavs, premade.
>>678257644
I'll take what you got for one portion
>>678252786
What do I get for this?
>>678257890
Dog is worthless scav
tryna buy dis good good power converter tho fam?
>>678252786
Gib portion pls
>>678258001
Clearly made of singles and doesn't even fucking work. No portions
Lmao no one will get quads
Gimme some of them sweet sweet portions
>>678252786
How many for this?
>>678254961
Text says "watchers! thank you!"
>>678258181
Sorry, wrong thing.
I meant this.
Roll
>>678258023
>>678258138
>>678258158
>>678258181
ALL WORTHLESS
lets see whats in this haul
>fam
nothin yet
Tf is this
Portions please. These are quality parts.
>>678258255
Finally something I can use. Here's your portion scav.
>>678258333
food for days!
>>678258343
Get out, useless droid.
give me some insta-muffins plz
>>678258333
FIVE PORTIONS FOR THIS SCRAP.
>>678258344
They appear to be functional. Here's your portion.
i got these bees... they worth anything?
I found these in a wreck beyond the dune sea... No use for a motivator myself. Needs cleaning but it should do. Portions please.
>>678258238
Absolute shit
How's this?
aaaaaa
Ayyyy
>>678258735
You'd be careful not to show that around a Threndosian. He may stick it up your ass.
>>678258692
Do we look like we're on Tattooine scav? No portions.
>>678252786
gimme them portions
Quints m8
>>678252786
please mistah you gotta gimme some food, i haven't eaten in days!
>>678252786
All you're gonna get is my cock in your ass.
>>678259255
That's worth one portion.
Can I have some more sir?
i found some shitty droid in the desert what can i get for it?
Let's see what I can get
S.. Sir... Do you have use for these parts? I would l..li.like a portion please.
>>678259341
This Droid hasn't had a memory wipe in years! Worthless.
rolling for da fooood
Let's have a look
>>678253348
So you mean the force awakens was a better version of a new hope? Because it was.
I can share my 30 portion with the rest of you Somolians if you promise to behave
>>678252786
Maybe?
>>678252786
yup heres my shiet
This is b's most cohesive role play thread that hasn't been ruined by furries, pics you're not supposed to share, traps, FB friends you would fuck, and General faggotry. Good go, I say.
Now, on to business. I would like some portions for this old speeder. Not working, but full of all kinds of parts.
>>678260087
Obsolete model, it's worthless to me scav.
Alright alright, I know the last thing wasn't that great, but come on. How about this?
Gimme
i believe this is worth 60 portions
>>678259946
>>678260034
Guess these are worthless trash too.
>>678260196
What is this shit, old republic tech?
Gimme that portion
what will you give me for this?
Never tell me the odds
I am hunger
rollin for portions
Please sir, will you take this scrap
>>678260414
I'll tell you the odds of you getting portions with that useless junk.
I AM THE PORTION MASTER, GIVE ME ALL YOUR PORTIONS!
gimmeh
This is a gay ass fucking thread, is this what you all do for fun?
Clearly should have opened up shop on Tattooine. I hear they can bring in the quads. Unlike you useless scavs.
>>678260740
It appears your opinion is worthless, guess you're not getting any portions.
>>678260752
We have quads, it's just that we're not giving you any because you don't deserve them.
>>678261059
So you will starve, scav.
>>678252786
Roll
P-p-portions fo-f-for th....-this?
>>678252786
Gimme
>>678261167
We have no use for dank memes here scav.
Dubs get
>>678261208
Nope
I'll take a handful
>>678261350
You'll take a hand full of bantha poodoo for that junk
>>678261248
But sall I g-got mang
>>678261443
Maybe if you stayed out just a bit longer you'd have brought back some trips
Jedi pawn
Mmmmm, Uga, spasteelia a bunkadunka watta make-cheesay! Pa'sa tah ono caulky malia, twa swastika eh may bo dolo privilege. Ho Ho Ho!
i dont know what im doing with my life
>>678252786
Please, I gots to feed me kids
May the ginger mo roll me some trips or higher
portions of what?
>>678262077
You're doing enough for one portion
Tf2 is a bad movie though
pls
>>678252786
chek em
How much can I get for this?
>>678252786
I'm hungry
>>678262224
Denied
>>678262224
You stayed out in the sun too long and ruined your scrap
>>678262333
FIVE PORTIONS FOR YOU SCAV
Pertunz fer daiz
How many portions, OP?
We require additional portions.
>>678262399
But only one a day for you today
>>678262398
>>>678262333 (You)
>FIVE PORTIONS FOR YOU SCAV
ALL OF TEH PORSHUNS
I've been out in the sun all day, I could use a portion. Even just a half.
>>678262654
Yet you bring back nothing
>>678252786
All my portions are going up my ass, and you're going to watch
>>678262715
Point well made sir
>>678252786
Por-tions for portions... plz
>>678252786
how much for this pepe
>>678252786
Roll
I have nothing to give
>>678252786
>>678252786
Can I habe pusi plz?
Will trade this school girl for portions
If I don't get quads, then OP is a faggot
>>678265373
You can tell from a distance that she's worthless
I got nothin on me man
LEMME GET SOME PORTIONS BOI
>>678266119
Tyrone needs them more than you
gibe da portions baws
I give you an fallout wife
>>678266599
Gimme your portions nigga!
>>678252786
please, just one potion. I'll pay you back I promise
>>678267248
You shall get neither potions nor portions!
HOOGABOOGABOGGA
Enough to bring Han back?
>>678252786
Hold my trips would ya?
Get.
k
>>678252786
>>678268237
Never enough
>>678252786
i iz hungry
>>678252786
>>678268752
4 reals, 4 da sistaz
>>678268573
I need him back
>>678257155
fucking kek
>>678269014
We all do
>>678252786
i can haz portion?
these trips are for all the women who never had trips. FUCK DEM BITCHES, DEEZ TRIPS IS MINE
what will this bottle of horse seman fetch me fine sir?
>>678252786
I don't even want these quints
Her are my dubs
i found this on the ground...h-how much?
is custom modified
>>678269374
That's milk you twat
gimme portions
>>678269820
Where's the cupholder?
>>678270029
hand
Trips for my family
>>678252786
you are a fat worthless sack of shit. give me my portions
>>678252786
1 portion please, good sir
anything from here is yours, how much?
What will this get me?
>>678270283
Unkar Plutt I'll tell Han Solo you have his ship if you don't give me at least 1 portion today.
okay so get this, they are clones whose sole purpose in life is to suck each other off
my scraps is this black guy
>>678270135
No wonder it isn't worth any portions
Please sir I've worked very hard, but that star destroyer is empty. Can't you spare 1 portion?
>>678270567
ok how about a 1/2 portion for being 1 off
YOU SON OF A BITCH SAY THAT TO MUCH FUCKING FACE ILL FUCKING MURDER YOU
nigga i needs to eat
Not for sale
Take this sweet knife breh
Gimme dat haul
what i get
ill rent you out this living space for a week
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Imperial Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Rebel Alliance, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top scout trooper in the entire Imperial armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before In this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Outer rim and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bantha poodoo. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Fleet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Now give me my portions.
didnt want portains anyways
>>678252786
Does it bother anyone else that a "quarter portion" is obviously the size of one full fucking portion!? What she hydrated, there is no way in the galaxy that much grain can be considered less than one fucking portion!
