Snarf is boring edition
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Snarf is boring edition
snarf why are you so boring?
>>678251600
+1 inb4 show my butt
hand fed pizza edition
gengi show your butt
there will be no butt-sharing this thread
lloyd games
>>678252077
Thanks, I really don't want to!
>>678252009
Plus all the pictures are from when I was 19 and femme
aw :(
I think they've stopped production of the extra toasty Cheez-its.
>>678251709
Because noone is gargling my balls.
>>678251745
Show your butt.
>>678252349
>>678252318
FREKLZ
>>678252077
games are for children
crap i didnt mean to reply in that post
we all know who you were REALLY talking to
Too late. He knows you're into him now.
hey look it's demos's butt
good
good
good
>>678253312
is he aware his balls are on wrong
>>678252921
Everyone shares butt.
SNARF
thanks snarf
MFW all the old pics of my CDing are garbage
Dummy
>>678253547
you're garbage anyway who cares
kill yourself
ugh
>>678253519
You should have expected this.
>>678253482
MEOW.
>>678253547
Post them.
you're just baiting for everyone to harass you for your pictures at this point
>>678253422
mmm got a dic pic?
>>678253694
~~~~~`
>>678253482
hey wem
dan's butt
mugen come back
>>678251600
i like to snarfuck.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
just nuke it at this point
You don't need mugen, you have me.
>>678253700
I'm aware.
And I was actually going through looking for one cause wth I'm feeling fun. But I never realized how much heavier I was. Like I was doughy in college. I hate it :'(
I'm gunna shave tomorrow anyway so maybe next week ;*
>>678254085
>>678254085
>>678254085
>>678254085
>>678254085
this
>>678253755
Ask Jeff.
>>678253907
I'm coming down with something, kitty.
w-well now you have both of us
>>678254085
this
If I nuke it it'll just come back, worse
>>678253910
hey girl~
hows it hanging?
>>678254213
only maybe
>>678254138
how about maybe never
>>678254340
most likely
>>678254162
fuck like what?
>>678254138
Demos loves them chunky.
>>678254364
you should have mentioned "no fags allowed" in the OP
im so glad to have you kiss
>>678254102
>>678254391
Cold, my sinuses are all clogged up.
>>678254138
No one wants your pics
please leave
not the thread, but life
I suggest jumping off a tall building, but shooting yourself in the head works too and is easier to stream.
>>678254259
things are pretty good boi! how about with you?
>>678254515
You're welcome
wew lad
Sniffing butts
>>678254597
damn ;~;
is bf taking care of you?
>>678254740
noice~
it's ok with me right now. i feel like im going to have a sunburned face but lets hope is mild lol
>>678254924
He's working.
>>678254663
>>678254790
thank you... thank you
>>678255090
Okay take a step back you're getting clingy.
>>678255079
noooooooooo take him away from work
>>678255157
did i already ask you why you've returned
>>678255167
you have your personal space and i have mine, and they do not intersect on any plane
>>678254924
it started snowing here today. I'd love for it to get sunny
>>678255358
ugh i'd love for it to snow here! today was really hot it sucks i hate summer fuck it
>>678255355
8ch was down a few days ago so i came here
ᵏᵉᵖᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᶦᶰᵍ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᵒ
>>678255319
I'm going to take some ibuprofen and go to bed after this movie.
>>678256058
what movie?
I need to eat but I do not want to leave this chair
advise
>>678255569
I miss the summer, it gets really nice here
>>678256176
I will bring you a poptart
>>678256160
The Mummy Returns.
>>678256176
Suicide.
starve to death
>>678256176
roll your chair out into the kitchen
>>678255646
i hope you never leave again
314
>>678256203
i forget where here is
>>678256285
cooleo~
>>678256411
southern ontario
>>678256238
this is the best option
>>678256321
it does not roll
>>678251600
Snarf is sexy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkIxfU3NOuU
>>678256513
ohh yeah. i wish i lived where it was just a little more cold
Incorrect.
So fresh so clean
Evening everyone
>>678256847
Hey Chicken.
>>678256339
i cant promise that. though you can always reach me through steam
>>678256847
evening chicken
>>678256750
where are you that it's so hot?
>>678256847
>>678257048
Que paso?
>>678256847
wew~
>>678257048
oregon usa
i mean its normally chilly here but this whole year has been warmer than normal.
>>678257036
good. tell me how your moves goes in a month. or other things before then.
>>678257131
lunar cadetry
>>678257298
lad
>>678257354
alright. i dont live an active life at the moment
>>678257131
snarf posted my butt. I'm inconsolable
>>678257298
sounds nice
>>678257522
las
>>678257590
i normally like the weather here. some summers are rather humid though and thats gross
>>678257525
same. what do you do?
>>678257727
i wait in my basement for the day i can move back
>>678257521
Please inform the savage
>>678257590
Which was your butt?
>>678257721
lol!
>>678257721
humid summers are pretty bad. it's usually pretty dry here, but it gets humid from time to time
>>678257848
this one >>678253422
>>678258144
it get humid because of all the rain. i love it when it rains here and thats often lol
>>678257822
hey, that sounds really cool. i wish i had a dank basement to live in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtZlRrzJOlM
The 90s were such an exciting time.
>>678258352
Gotta love that cascade rainshadow
>>678258144
Jeff, you know better...
>>678258352
It's still raining here. I love rain
>>678258465
I'll live anywhere so long as the rent is cheap and I don't get stabbed. Hi Dom.
>>678258465
it doesnt look much like a basement. what about you. what do you do
>>678258649
i really like it here though and i wouldnt like moving out of it
>>678258683
luckyyyyy
Kitty, why was this movie so bad?
>>678258683
hello chickenman.
>>678258687
i sit and sleep a lot and watch some stuff and try really hard to not leave my apartment. sometimes i go swimming at UK's olympic pool. i don't even draw anymore.
>>678258854
I hear ya. PNW's been a great place to live. Don't know if I could live any place else for too long
>>678258352
it's nice when it rains, but I broke my umbrella a little while ago, so now it sucks when I have to walk in the rain
>>678258683
but he was so convincing
>>678258863
because it had bredan fraser in it
>>678258863
What's happening in the snarfdom lately?
>>678259016
How you been bud?
>>678259234
He's a real arm twister
>>678259234
Why haven't you joined the rain jacket master race?
>>678259016
is that just a temporary break or do you not plan to continue drawing
>>678259425
the same, i suppose. your self?
>>678259468
i am capricious. i don't know what i will do. i don't want to do anything.
>>678259179
everywhere else just seems to suck honestly.
>>678259234
i never have an umbrella. all my coats are either rain jackets or are thick wool
>>678258352
oregon best state
>>678259734
for real
Butt sniffing though.
>>678259734
except for the hipster infestation.
>>678259425
yep. so whats up with you?
>>678259457
I think I will get one. then I don't have to worry about breaking more umbrellas
>>678259675
I do want one of those thick black wool jackets. I think I might get one
>>678259880
though salem is a pretty shit city :^)
>>678259369
How did he become popular?
>>678259425
Sick, head hurts.
>>678259629
same
evening faggots
>>678259629
Pretty good. Got a battle plan laid out and I feel ok about it
>>678259964
Aww man. Drink lots of water and all the sleep
>>678260135
hey AM
>>678259734
pnw is paradise, but the rising rents are out of control.
>>678259675
Kinda, yeah. Other places are nice to visit, though
>>678259734
>>678259880
>tfw washington fag
>>678259953
That's our philosophy. That and it practically rains everyday, so lugging an umbrella around with suck ass
uh oh time to go
>>678260475
poop time?
>>678260475
y?
>>678259953
i was given this nice wool trench coat once but the person had it stored in mothballs and those ruins cloths i fucking hate mothballs. when i got the coat wet it would reak and burn your nose and eyes with the fumes. so i had to get rid of it. damn damn shame.
>>678259955
there are nice spots there like south salem. but yeah like 80% is garbage and full of methed out mexicans and white trash. i like the shopping there though. lots of great shops.
>>678259964
i dont have the foggiest idea. i ahte his hair. he always had it cut like in that movie for years and it was garbage hair.
>>678260135
hoi
>>678260286
oh well yeah i like visiting new places. i liked visiting Mississippi. great food and cheap prices pretty ocean and cities. but it sucks in so many ways there and i wouldnt enjoy living there at all.
>>678260286
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
>>678260021
how do we fix this
i kind of want to live in like a communal apartment of sorts with all my cool friends and have everyone lounging around all the time feeling sad
call ourselves The Pack and have sweet jackets
>>678260174
about what
>>678260909
im sortve moving into one of those
my goal is to eventually find a job that requires very little human interaction and isnt soul crushing
>>678260286
I've ended up breaking my last 3 umbrellas
>>678260782
that really sucks. were you able to replace it with another nice coat?
>>678260909
*farts loudly with butt*
>>678260782
Haven't visited the south yet, but your description's about what I hear
Believe it or not I only just went to Oregon for the first time a couple months ago
>>678261237
Now that's a talent. How do you even do that?
>>678260782
Kitty, kidnap me and take me to the PNW. Utah sucks.
>>678260909
Oh, a few things. Like getting the living situation sorted out. I hope it works out.
>>678261237
What's going on with you dude, aside from breaking umbrellas?
>>678261237
a couple years later i found this really fantastic long wool jacket at Tommy Hilfiger. its my favorite jacket.
>>678261338
yeah the south really sucks butt. been to texas and it smells like stale fart always.
you should have come here sooner and more often
>>678261385
done! you can live in my closet and i can sneak you leftovers!
>>678261217
isn't that what you did last time?
yea i'm looking for local bookstores with low customer counts, or inventory stuff. except i'm not actually looking for those, just idly daydreaming about it.
>>678261405
i hope so too. what's the problem?
>>678261647
more people this time around. so less rent each of us need to pay. more spending money and whatnot
>>678261338
it get's very windy here when it rains, and I somehow consistently end up flipping my umbrella inside out, and then it either rips off the little metal bars, or breaks them
>>678261405
not much. I wrote an entire paper last night. that was fun. what's up with you?
>>678261605
thats great. all I have is a heavy winter jacket that's not very comfy
>>678261926
Did you shave your afro?
holy fuck you guys are so autistic lmao
>>678261926
how many? anyone i'm familiar with that you are comfortable with divulging?
>>678262031
you should get once really nice comfy jacket that looks fly as dick~
I am watching trick2g build ohmwrecker and mejai's on udyr in a game that was 4v5 for about 20 minutes and he is winning
>>678262047
i wear a hat a lot and dyed it blond. its less wild
>>678262120
2 extras aside from me and michael. all people you know.
>>678261647
Just expensive here. Ex left me with a too big apartment too far away from work. Losing $$$ everyday
>>678262031
Not too much. Farting around with some guitar stuff
>watching trash2g
>ever
I'm 4-0 against that guy in solo queue and every time we win off of him doing some dumb split push shit and throwing the game
>>678261605
It was nice, but it was pretty much the same as western washington, as far as I could tell. Maybe I just haven't seen enough of the state; I only went as far south as Seaside
>>678262031
Ah right, the wind I forgot about that. That'll fuck umbrellas up right quick. I see chinese tourists chasing them all the time around here
I find him entertaining and informative when he is not screaming at the top of his lungs
>>678262396
lol yeah its about the same as there.
I find him entertaining never
him and his whole le gates meme gameplay is just painful
>>678262274
the usuals suspects?
>>678262459
so you never find him entertaining and informative?
it's winning him this game, so
>>678262704
well
yeah
>>678255358
how fast does r63 of things get made?
>zootopia... really?
>>678262665
probably. i dont think its a hard mystery to solve. but im not allowed to name names
I'm sure kyle would be mortified
reid too
>>678262586
Yeah. Same trees, same weather, same politics, you got the mountains, rivers... the list goes on
huehuehuehuehue
Who here ISNT boring?
>>678262228
I will!
>>678262789
that pictures been around quite a while before zootopia
>>678263181
nobody
>>678263164
except washington seems to be more expensive.
>>678263181
Define "boring." Insofar as I can tell theirs isn't uncommon for young persons today.
>>678263277
Oh well, right?
>>678263181
me
im hip and interesting
>>678263234
>>678263234
hooray! then show it off to me~
>>678263181
I've been told I'm a very engaging person
>need to do a 10 page essay due in 4 hours
>only 2 pages done
help
woah howd you figure it out
>>678263428
Just give up now. You're fucked
>>678263383
Useless
No redeemable qualities
>>678263428
No.
>>678263396
>>678263386
guess you'll have to be bored with the rest of us
>>678263293
Seattle's getting a little out of control, people are always complaining about it. Land prices over on the east side are probably as cheap as they've always been, though
>>678263234
I expect pics
>>678263411
Everybody says that, like how everybody thinks they're attractive.
But they're not, they're ugly and stupid and I hate them.
>>678263403
I'll make sure to
>>678263428
Writing is easy though.
Now if you meant 100 pages you might have a point. How would you drone on about some inane and nonsensical academia garbage for 100 pages.
hi gekko *smooch*
it's just surprising cause it didn't work great last time i thought
>>678263568
Edgy.
>>678263428
Get off 4chan and get to work
>>678263669
I tried that beer that you like, its really good.
>>678263737
It's not really an essay, but more of a story.
Fucking creative arts classes.
>>678263871
312?
>>678263786
Look who's talking, "Im a cool dude, im a cowboy".
"i'm a gay cowboy, i'm only approachable when i drink, car's are cool, mleh mleh mleh"
>>678263910
Yes, I bought a 6pack
>>678263234
So, Disney has stolen an idea once again
>>678263725
Why is everyone here so cynical
>>678263739
[smooch image]
/r/ing vocaroo of clint saying "mleh"
>>678264054
nice
it is the best
>>678264030
this
>>678263908
That makes it a bit easier. Just put your vocabulary to good use. You can stretch a story out for miles if you go into detail about the particular scene in the story like the scent in the air, how the sun/moon is positioned, how the general atmosphere is, etc.
Anyone near Baltimore?
>I might be going up there.
>>678262103
well, we stic auti
