What's your excuse for not having a gf /b/?
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What's your excuse for not having a gf /b/?
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>>678227152
having all these dubs
>>678227152
girls hate me
the only one that doesn't is in another country
>>678227299
kek
ugly
>>678227674
I've been told I'm not ugly, it doesn't help, girls still take one look at me and disappear forever
>>678227152
Heroin > Bitch
>>678227152
No girl worthy of my Magnum Dong
>>678227152
Anyone have that original video?
>>678227152
thats his sister.
No confidence
>>678227152
im also being mass stalked by criminal schizophrenics. not the greatest lubricant.
Cause I'm gay
Because I'm a fat lazy bastard who prefers sitting in front of a computer than putting forth the required effort to do the socializing that is required to meet girls and require a girlfriend.
>>678227152
I don't have a gf because I have a fiancé
>>678227152
the fuck you talking about, I've had my current girlfriend for nearly a year now.
>fuck no, not posting nudes
I have a wife :(
Too risky tohave a gf
I've lost all interest in girls and maintaining a relationship
Be 6'1 feet almost 6 figures but no 6 pack, 2 pack at best. Literally undatabe.
>>678228956
Post nudes faggot
>>678228519
https://youtu.be/WEP1G6PcQO8
My mother-in-law can't get kids
Too depressed, don't want to ruin anyone's life by being in it.
>>678229109
Don't ever fucking reply to me again
>>678227152
Facially he could be considered "cute" plus he's clearly over 6ft which helps.
I'm an ugly 5'4 manlet with acne. I will be forever alone and I accept that. There's no point in even trying...
>>678228519
Holy shit, tag that as gore you fuck. It looks like a fucking heart, can't you take three seconds out of your shitty day to consider someone else? Fuckin christ
>>678227152
your mom needs to get paid somehow M8
>>678227152
I have a wife and a gf. Suckit OP
Right now I'm busy 24/7 with work and school, and I'm shy as hell. Even if I weren't shy, I'd have no time.
>>678227152
thats his cousin retard
>>678229585
Fuck you liberal shit
>>678229675
wait till wife finds out and you loose half your shit, unless wife knows and is cool then fuck yea
>>678227152
>implying i want a gf.
>>678229762
Being this new.
Why waste time and money and invest emotions in vain? I'd rather drop cash on an escort for fun and fucking without the assumptions and feelings of dating. Guys know what's guys want, and girls don't know what they want.. but hoes want money. Period. Simple. No effort, just money, rubbers and a penicillin shot. No heartbreak, no insecurities or maintenance. Plus you can change your preference everytime. Fuck love. It's 2016 and that sentimental doesn't exist. People try to pretend it does. But it doesnt, everything is conditional these days
>>678228434
but your monster condoms are worthy
>>678229125
>>678229585
every time
>>678227152
my dog ate it
>>678227152
like guys
lol fags
>>678227152
My lord time is marching on.
Still in love with my last
>>678227299
its \b\ right?
>>678227152
Fat and can't talk to people in general unless drunk, stoned, or on a lot of anti-anxiety meds.
And due to lack of socialization, I get infatuated too quickly and it fucks with me greatly; have to do a double/triple dose of my anti-anxiety meds to stay in one of my classes that I found a grill attractive.
>>678234229
>can't talk to people in general unless drunk, or on a lot of anti-anxiety meds.
>And due to lack of socialization, I get infatuated too quickly and it fucks with me greatly
me.
>>678227152
I'm a fat cripple with a short fuse.
I'm generally well hated.
acne no confidence crippling anxiety and ugly
>>678227152
I'm
>black
>unattractive
>a weeaboo
>lactose intolerant
>not a rapacious alpha
>the kind of man who has difficulty talking to women
>not a stereotype
>>678227152
Work all day. When I finally get home I only have enough energy left to eat and poop and sleep.
>>678235330
>>not a stereotype
micropenis detected
>>678227152
not an internet sensation
>>678227674
Hell, man. Looks won't help much either. It's the cash that gets you hoes
>>678236235
No, not that either. It's just average-sized. By 'stereotype,' I mean
>pant-sagging
>uneducated
>dreads
>gold grill in the mouth
>talking with a slur
>no interest in bettering oneself
>etc
>>678234907
I don't know why but I suddenly fucking hate you. Kill yourself
It'd piss of my wife.
Pic unrelated.
Why do t I have a girlfriend?
.... I have not had a chance to get one yet. My wife just left me this morning.
>>678227152
>live in hueland, aka whore country
>not really handsome
>fat
>low self-stem even though I can fake being a popular guy really easy
>really wanted to find someone I would like marrying but nowadays most girl make me want to puke
>too prideful to actually go looking for a girl
I have had some girls interested in me though, but most of them didn't seem that faithful, beautiful enough or stable enough with their emotions.
>>678228961
Post nude little bitch.
Don't want one. I'm selfish with my time and energy. Girlfriends have only ever been trouble and stressful for me. I'm enjoying single life.
>>678227367
When she meets you shed change her mind. Girls are turned off by guys with no self esteem.
>>678228993
Right there with ya bro
>>678235330
FUCKING NIGGER, GRAB YOUR SHIT AND LEAVE.
>>678233319
Get over that shit or it will only make you a worse person.
>>678237961
she knows I have none and hers is pretty low
not that it'd ever happen
>>678235330
I like you.
>>678238166
I would love to. Thing is though, I have to finish up here and get the degree(s) before I can just up and leave for good.
>>678238455
You'd be the first.
>>678227152
I do not wish to be attached to the mere mortals that roam this small planet, I will outlive them all I do not wish to be burdened by their memories.
>>678227152
I didn't grow to be as tall as him.
>>678237135
fedora tipper reporting in
Im working on it jeeez
could anyone throw me a link or name of original vid kid was in??
>be me
>16
>tfw fat and ugly
>never had gf
>>678239989
... Mods?
>>678227152
>implying thats his gf
>i'm insecure
>mentally unstable
>lost in life
>ugly
>aspie as fuck
It's difficult finding time for a girlfriend when I'm already married.
>>678227152
I'm 5'7" and want a gf at least my height who doesn't look like an ogre.
>>678227152
m00t got a gf?
>>678227152
>Had a girlfriend
>Fell head over heels in love
>Got married
>Lived happily ever after
>Until she divorced me
>Now I'm so bitter and emotionally broken I don't think I can ever trust or love again.
>But hey, more time for vidya, so I've got that going for me.
>>678229206
Die
>>678241336
I actually wanted to kill myself because of it for a while, don't even care anymore. Plus I make uglier tall guys feel better about themselves.
>>678234515
The meds are your problem. Those things mess you up bad, man. Get off of them and you will flourish. There's nothing wrong with you. Having troubles and emotions are part of being a human being.
>>678242554
Ha, if I was 4'11 I would have killed myself. A slow death from heroin addiction, so it was easier for my family.
>>678227152
I'm asexual.
>>678235330
is your name jamal H?
>>678243885
no
>>678244423
ah i knew a jamal H who is exactly as you described yourself. he was a good guy.
>>678227152
no hooves
>>678244652
>
//god, I can't wait until the conventions start coming to town
>>678227367
>>678238441
Are you me? I wanna kill myself every day.
>>678245001
Do it faggot.
>>678239265
Thanks fellow anon.
>>678227152
>tall
>white
>probably richfag
8/10
>>678227152
I'm too self-conscious about my extremely long balls.
>>678245106
I'll just wait for the imminent heart attack to take me out
>>678230332
I guess I got lucky but I found a submissive prude fat chick that is obsessed with me but is smart enough not to be weird about it. She buys me things and refuses to allow me to buy her stuff. She doesn't get angry when I don't want to waste time with her and cherishes every moment I spend with her. She's fat and not very attractive but she's a prude so it's not like I have to fuck her.
>>678229397
true
>>678234515
I found raj. Hows sheldon?
I did until this morning. Which is exactly why I'm back here again.
Don't know many and i'm kind of a lunatic, I don't really want a girl friend right now anyway.
>>678227152
Cause I'm ugly, poor and small.
Why try for a GF, my hand does everything she would do and it doesn't talk back, spend my money or fuck up my house or car. Plus my hand always makes me a good meal and gets me a beer whenever I want.
>>678235330
>black
>doesnt mention his dick once
>doesnt try to bait using his race or dick
>doesnt try to act like hes a black alpha
You. I like you.
>>678236657
You forgot you dont want to "take" our white women simply because youre black and "end the white race" and tjat you only date white women. And you admit to being a black weaboo which blacks on here wont admit to no matter what.
I do but no one will believe me.
We've been living together for about a year and a half now. We dated briefly in high school but I broke it off because she had a pizza face. At last years Anime Banzai I went to the formal ball and found a girl sitting alone and asked her to dance. Bing bang my ex gf from high school I haven't had contact with in almost 9 years.
There is hope for everyone.
Get over yourself you're not Pierce Brosnan.
>>678246478
Well, a lot of black men only go on and on about dick size because...it's all they have. Black men/boys are raised to think that the only thing they have any real control over is sex. Slave-buck mentality. That's why so many black men are so quick to have sex, but have on intention of raising children. Same reason why so many black women keep going for guys like that, too: their only 'strength' is sex, and they only go for the types of guys who have large penises to provide said sex. This is why you have so many horny, rapacious "alpha" blacks running around fighting and fucking with no regard for the consequences or anything else.
>>678246864
heh, I can't claim to steal *any* woman. I'd just be lucky if one even talked to me. I know black men are the least desired men on the planet, and I'm not going to delude myself into thinking otherwise just to spite white men.
Because i have bad luck....
>>678244786
>//
>>678247083
Shit man. Id love to game withyou or join you at a convention. You seem chill as fuck. And youre logical. You make sense.
I ruined our life together after moving in with my parents to pay off debt.
>>678247609
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>>678247703
Thanks. Can't wait until the conventions start coming to my town. First one's next month, but I don't have a costume.
Because I have a FWB who is comfortable with our current situation and am too selfish about my personal time to enter into a committed relationship.
Also, still kinda fucked up from a relationship a long time ago. Sorta have a "no one is ever good enough," syndrome.
>>678227152
The more I get to know women, the less I like them
>>678237135
one of those is not grill. bottom left is boi.
A relationship with me would be a disappointment.
I just broke up with my GF this week. I still love her and I'm not ready to love again.
She was literally perfect. Incredibly beautiful, totally devoted to me, didn't want money and hated me buying her things, incredibly un-judgmental, and very sexually compatible with me. There were no other men in her life and she didn't have any bitchy female friends whispering in her ear about dumb shit.
And I fucking blew it.
And I don't really fall in love very easily. I can't see myself doing so again for a long time. And my job doesn't really offer me a lot of opportunities to meet people. Basically, I'm fucked.
>>678227319
>22
Checked
I'm still 18 so I'm not too worried... yet
>>678237135
Ok anon. Where do you live, fantasy island?
I fuckin hate going outside
>>678250571
So, there's only one question: why did you break up?
>>678227152
Cause they are money. Better just to have FWBs
>no gf bc
I need to get over my ex
Molested and abused by multiple people growing up.
School just got progressively worse until I was completely isolated.
10 years since highschool.
Had one girlfriend, somehow.
Nothing has changed. Grills make me sweat and stammer.
I'm not sure about her sexuality
>>678251889
You're complaining about having sex with experienced people? Faggot.
>>678252015
Unwilling. Pretty big distinction.
>>678250571
Combination of reasons. I suspect she felt like we were moving too fast and panicked (even though she was generally moving faster than I was). Then, due to a massive amount of stress from work, deaths of family and friends, and fear of losing/hurting her, I ended up yelling at her in an argument. Things were said that really can't be taken back. Neither of us meant to hurt each other, but I sure scared her off.
>>678252409
was meant for >>678251769
>Need to get my life back on track, mainly get more steady work.
>I've recently started sleeping with my ex again. So I'm ok.
I'm not sure if she's gay
>>678227152
I like to dress up as Webby
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Webby suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678252015
So, what's your excuse?
>>678248776
Smaller than this. WAY smaller than this.
If you're asking me why I don't have a girlfriend, that's the reason. And the lack of... money.
>>678227152
It's an excellent question, if a super beta fuckhead like myself can get a girl, it can't be that difficult, you pathetic pieces of shit.
dick to big... might kill someone
>>678227152
Excuse?... Yeah, you are right anon. There is not excuses, i am still young (20).
>>678227152
inevitable mortality
We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer were looking for.
>>678227152
Im a mgtow after my ex was unfaithful. i moved abroad for her and wasted several years of my life. im done with relationships.
>>678255872
Best quote in Fight Club.
You win anon.
>>678227367
Easy fix become a faggot like the OP
>>678227152
I'm not used to having friends/being loved so I push away the few who tries to.
Also I'm too beta to ask anyone out and stay at my house all day.
>>678255872
Anon doesn't lie.
His name is Robert Paulson.
>>678227152
Assuming it's not his sister..
pros:
>he's white
>probably makes money
>probablynerdy enough jnot to fool himself into thinking he's cool so he doesn't become cringeworthy
>a lanklet ..at least it appears he's tall
>hasa jaw linr
>nice teeth
>aryan
>no hover hand
cons:
>skinny
>wears glasses
>big ears
>wears old polo shirts and khakis
So basically you're surprised a tall, white, rich guy can get an 8/10
>>678251361
Newfag detected
still feeling the after effects of getting screwed over by a girl i liked
>>678227152
im smell like a butt
>>678227152
i have a sever distaste for the human concept of love. i guess once you study neuroscience for a while love just isnt something that seems so special anymore. Thats why i have molly, same shit, just a chemical instead of a person. meh
Don't want a girlfriend, don't want to be in a relationship with anyone since I can't fathom why anyone would want to be in a relationship with me. So until I get that sorted out I'll keep to meaningless sex every once in a while.
Cause I have a fwb that is hot as fuck and completely into me, so I don't really need to move things into gf territory. We don't have similar interests and sometimes she can get annoying but she's a complete sweetheart and caters to my every whim.
She's slowly winning me over, so I might have a gf soon. Pic related since this post got long
>>678257774
Fucking autist fedora wearing faglord
>>678259161
Only on Fridays.
>>678227152
I have a gf who is the best fucking woman in the world. She plays vidya with me, she can cook good shit, we share many of the same interests.. seriously sometimes it's scary how much we're alike.
Known her since 2009 and I wouldn't want anyone else in her place.
have complex with my 5,5 inches ;__;
>>678259516
That isn't bad just get over it. Some guys on here have 3 inches
>>678259516
It's not like you can change your dick size so just roll with it man, life's too short to be hung up on shit like that. My dick's the same size and it just slightly below average, who cares?
>>678259481
Post nudes or pic
>>678227152
i call bull shit he couldnt pull that
I'm a good for nothing raping mexican cuck
>>678259516
>;__;
Kill yourself
>>678227152
>mfw his right hand is shooped
>>678227152
Im a total shit in romantic relationship related stuff.
I don't know I've been married once before I have 6 kids with 4 different women and a string of ex-girlfriends.
Maybe I just feel worn out, I feel like they've forgotten how to get myself out there.
> mfw I would like to have a girlfriend again
>>678227152
I'm damaged goods and I'm moving away in a year.
>>678228784
Me too thanks
I'm 22 my gf is 19. In the fall she's going to school and I'm going to a different school so we'll be about 3 hours away. She wants to try the long distance thing but I'm not sure it's going to work as I get jealous and worried. Should I break it off now or wait till I inevitably get worried she's cheating and break it off then?
>>678227152
I think I may be autistic. Or I smoke too much weed.
Had sever girlfriends and lost my intrerest into enagaging in another relationship. Found out that I'm better alone since until now I've only met manipulative girls and so. So I'll just take a break.
>>678260089
6 kids with 4 different women?
Sounds like having a girlfriend is the last thing you should have. You need to get your life together before you start getting more women to pop out your fuckin kids homie.
>>678258494
Strapless bra or mega nips? I really can't tell
>>678260370
The kids are all financially taken care of that's not the problem.
But now that that's done I kind of feel like I want to start over again. I just seem to have forgotten how or maybe I'm just burned out
>>678260564
I think it's just the shadows being weird, her boobs are pretty normal, just huge for her frame which I love
I love women but the more I get to know one the more I dislike them..... haven't met an honest one yet..... they are always so backstabbing and conniving always want to have fun on your money but once that money dries up they be gone
>>678260610
No I mean I think looking for another is not what you should be prioritizing now
>>678260610
Sounds like you went looking for love in the wrong ways and lost yourself
Maybe now that you have burnt out, you can find your identity as a man and finally look in the right places.
Gotta be honest with yourself and admit your own flaws before you can love someone else's
hey bros
i started a relationship to a girl who is really cute, sexy, kind and sexual active, while i am the typical /b/tard - ugly, not real;y sozial, muscleless
On the other side i am very Inteligent (IQ 140) and well educated, while she is average smart at best, and her knowlege doesnt go much beyond popmusic.
is it a good Idea to go further, even someday marry her?
i know she is a great catch now, but in 10 or 20 years, i will still be smart......
>>678252409
Just talk to her man. Apologize to her, let her know that you still love her and you never wanted to hurt or lose her.
>>678261131
Find different women? The last two I've date would barely let me pay for anything
>>678261353
What you probably don't realize is that she probably is smart in ways you aren't familiar with our don't recognize (aka book smart like you) . Don't be so quick to write her off if she is kind and open minded. In ten years you can teach her many things
>>678261296
Good point, I guess I never really thought of it that way.
Thanks Anon
>>678236833
Either she's a man or has clubbed fingers.
She should see a cardiologist.
>>678261733
Oh and I do it's just she's as strange and socially anxious and fuckup-burnout as I am.
>>678261081
Oic yeah it's probably shadows. Very nice
>>678227152
He looks a little bit like scump tbh
>>678229397
Clean yourself up fam.
>>678252409
You're pretty dumb for not trying.
>>678227152
Because my wife of 16 years won't let me.
>>678261353
>>678261631
This. Teach her. And learn from her.
>>678261631
i guess you re right. why may not talk about all the stuff in the world, but we haven't had one single boring conversation.
>>678227152
because im 18 and i wanna get with a 15 year old.
>>678261677
It's really easy to try and force yourself to be someone you aren't for love. Especially with kids in the picture.
With the amount of kids that you have, I'd guess that you are older, probably early to mid 30s. Do some soul searching, and realize that at this point, you may need to address some parts of your personality that are negatively affecting your relationships too. Find the kind of woman that is kind, and that pushes you to better yourself. That's all I can really say without knowing you personally, but good luck finding love out there anon
>>678227152
Because having gf cuts into my FSX time
>>678240201
mods
>>678229206
yes, reddit you fucking last year's xmas ham
>>678261901
Thanks anon
>>678261831
>>678261733
How is one a fuckup and a burnout but also able to identify a heart condition in a porn image?
Because I've met the perfect girl and nobody I've met has come close to her. She's very attractive, but not a bombshell or anything. She actually plays video games, doesnt engage in any dumb "girl drama", and doesnt act like a braindead moron like most girls.
We've been close friends for 12 years and even tried dating in high school but agreed it was too awkward. Though we both have admitted to eachother the physical attraction is still there. Sometimes I want to go back in time and start our relationship over so that we wouldn't consider eachother just friends.
I'm married.
:/
>>678263048
I'm in this situation.
Met her when I was 6, fucked her when I was 17 cause I got her drunk and then I took a few xanax and forgot my self control, and we've been dating since then.
Our anniversary is Halloween, how gay is that
>>678263205
Suicide is the path to freedom
Do it with a nail gun.
>>678263048
>She actually plays video games.
Fucking millennials. Go outside faggot.
>>678227299
/thread
>>678263048
Sounds like it's time to man up and tell her you really want to try dating again.
Or accept the fact that eventually she will find someone, and you will have to watch her slowly fall in love with someone, doing all the things you wish you could do with her, until they get married and you get pushed further and further away from her. Until it's "my boyfriend doesn't really like is talking" and you become a distant memory to her.
So. Man up and risk the entire friendship on asking her back out, or cut yourself off from the cancer and find someone else out there who you can love.
>>678227319
what movie is this?
>>678263643
Pretty sure that's Shrek 2, the live action one they did
>>678262422
>I'd guess that you are older, probably early to mid 30s.
Or almost 40
Thanks Anon, again it's threads like this that occasionally remind me where I keep coming back here after all these years.
Time to take a hard look in the mirror and figure out sure, there is something that attracts enough women but there's also something that will eventually drive a wedge in the relationship too. I just need to find out what that thing is and how to deal with it
> pic too on the nose for comfort
>>678263753
I spread my ass cheeks for shrek, he's big, and he's tearing my butthole, but I do it for him, because shrek is love, and shrek... is life!
>>678227152
cause IIIIII have neeeevveeer met a giiiiiiiiiirrrrl.......thaaaaaat i loooove in the whole wiiiide wooorrrldd
>>678261377
>>678262045
Oh, it's not like I gave up. I apologized and everything. But she's kind of fragile and not really ready to let anyone close to her just now.
>>678227152
Cause in high school I was a fat, awkward, coward. I didn't want to be around people cause I forced to all day 5 days a week so I spent my free time just online where I felt like I had friends. I never went out to parties, hung out with people after school, even in the group of people I was familiar with I was the outcast cause they were all in the school's theater program but I never got up the nerve to join and they never asked me. I never had any relationships, never learned how to be less socially awkward, etc... Now I'm 23 and I'm basically the same person I was when I was 17. So you know... no point in trying to learn now and looking like a freak.
>>678263806
The nice thing about being that age is you are old enough to see the world for what it is but young enough to still reinvent yourself.
It's never easy to soul search... Especially when you are looking for the thing inside you that is wrong. Maybe it's selfishness, or anger, maybe you just have a problem opening emotionally, so knows...
I used to be angry. Almost bipolar, my mother wanted me to get therapy for it. Eventually I realized that the world wasn't constantly trying to piss me off, but that I was the one getting pissed off for no good reason. And just that one realization took me years, even with everyone screaming it at me that I was the problem.
But you can do it anon, we all can. I'll drink a beer to you
I never shower or use deodorant. I have a body odor fetish and its really hot. After I smell my ripe juicy ball sacking dripping with sweat. I'll never get a girl because of my lifestyle.
my excuse for not having a girlfriend? because I have a boyfriend!
>>678245001
ohmmm
>>678264902
Grill or gay
>>678265050
pan
Lazy
>>678265135
>>678265135
I'm asking what genitals you have not your sexual preferences
>>678265308
I have a 6 incher :P
>>678265450
If I identify as an apache attack helicopter you'd still find me hawt tho right
>>678265655
nah, I'm fine with s/fur h/fur g/fur trap/cd though
>>678227986
Then what are you doing wrong? You gotta ask yourself that. Look at someone you want to be and ask yourself whats the difference.
>>678230327
every goddam time i see this i facepalm so hard. why are these people alive?
>>678242554
>nice Iphone
I lost
>>678227152
>that pic
his sister/10
>>678252454
talk to her
>>678228879
this except I'm kinda skinny from drug habit
>>678237135
>hinata
Top tier waifu
