Good evening, Anonymous! How has your week been?
Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or just a friendly chat!
>>678225920
Fortune telling?
Every thread
Your daily reminder that Rhodoks suck entire bags of dicks
-sweep-
>>678226084
If you give me a name to use, I can tell you that person's luck this year.
>>678226150
Why do I get daily reminders, I don't even know what that is!
>>678226410
>Gandalf voice:
And that is an encouraging thought.
>>678226150
>Swadian sissy boy detected
Mad that your kingdom gets DP by us and the nords?
>>678226305
>not knowing what the rhodoks are
Just keep it in mind. They suck.
>>678226410
This is an interesting idea.
>>678226656
>smash the fuck out of the rhodoks for free 3 cities
>now superpower
More like agry hillniggers want their stupid hats back
slow night again
bump
>has nothing to do yet
>radiates love passively to pass the time
>>678226305
Jason
>>678226946
Nice picture you tasteless cunt.
Luck for emilio
>>678227326
[forks internally]
>>678227622
Nice salt you got there
>>678227326
>Jason has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "7".
Ooh, looks like you'll have good financial luck this year. Make some leaps toward your future!
Did anyone else read "bullshit?" I read bullshit.
>>678227902
My friend wants one
>Fortune for Raliki
>>678227758
>Emilio has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "37".
Love is in the air~ If you already have someone, this means things will be generally pleasant for you two.
>>678227268
>bumping with that pic
You're cute, nev.
>>678228202
Fortune for Grace
>>678227268
why are you posting that again?
>>678228155
>Bullshit has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "82".
congrats bullshit you have good luck
>>678226150
Enjoy my nord dick in your mouth buddy.
>>678228176
>Raliki has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "74".
Someone's family is growing! D'aww~
>>678228391
>nords
>dicks
Choose one anon.
>>678228509
I've got BNC, it's true. Fight me.
>>678228336
>Grace ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "21".
Oh wow, congratulations!
>>678228764
fake and gay
>>678228599
Go back to Tihr you nordic prick
Go get your cunt smashed by the Vaegirs
I remember this thread!
advice
I went on a date with a girl about 2 weeks ago now, to this castle near me (Britfag) first date, never met her before and we had a good time, got chatty, no awk silences and she seemed happy and interested. Got a hug goodbye (would've pref a kiss, but heyhoy) and asked if she'd like to do it again sometime and she was like yeye deffo, we'll go this other place (named it but not saying) and seemed really up for it.
HOWEVER since then we haven't mega spoke, she's text a bit but not much at all. She said she was working all week and was away on the weekend going north to see a band and some friends last friday-sun and I was all cool, cool, people get busy and all that. Text her Sunday and got nothing back. She did say she was bad at replying, but sounds like an excuse.
I sorta gave up because of her lack of interest but she popped up in 'people you may know' on FB and I was like ... fuck, because she is SUPER pretty, like the most attractive girl I've ever been on a date with and thought 'fuck it' and decided to call her. I didn't expect her to pick up but she did, I asked her again if she did want to go out again and short version "yeah yeah, sorry its just been a mad week with travels and all that, text me near end of the week and I can see when I'm free, I do want to go out again" and this was ... 2 days ago
Now I'm a grown up, 25, and I'm not stupid, normally I'd be like FUCK THIS because she doesnt seem to be mega interested, but she does seem to want to go out and stuff when I ask, obviously the argument here is shes just been polite, but I've given her plenty of chances to say no and said standard if you don't want to dont worry about it, but ask her directly and she seems to give a shit. Normally I'd stop caring, but she's hot as fuck and dam I want to get with this girl for summer fun and all that.
give up or keep trying?
Stop your bickering and bow down to your skeleton overlords! you all join us sooner or later
>>678228936
Hey take that back! We always beat the Vaegirs with our superior huskarls. Which are, for reference, the epitome of skill inj combat.
The girl I like is Beatrice Portinari and I'm Dante Alighieri
>>678229243
Your troops are weak as shit against cav
If the Vaegirs dont cunt smash you the Khergits will
>>678229128
Do you want to go out with her or just smash that's the real question
Roman Bump
>>678229128
Keep trying, but be casual about it, I'd say. Open yourself up to the possibility that this girl just won't pan out, whatever the reason, but don't give up just yet.
As someone who has a lot of trouble getting back to people even if I like them, I can say there's at least a good chance she's being honest too.
>>678229352
That's how love always feels, Anonymous. Will you make it to the top of Mount Purgatory for her?
>>678229679
That's because we just crush them with our mighty shieldwall, we're great against cav considering those faggots always run into it and stay there for whatever damn reason. And the Khergits...well, I'll come up with something.
>>678229352
>Beatrice Portinari ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "71".
oh she has bad luck, you on the other hand...have equally as bad luck.
>Dante Alighieri ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "9".
i sense many battles in your future
>>678229895
Date the fuck outta this girl.
If it was just smash I probably wouldn't put this much effort in ... maybe. Well I might but I wouldn't make it a priority. Besides she's a cool girl and I'd like to think I'd take her places and all that.
>>678229128
If you really want to go out with her just keep on waiting patience is a virtue. If your tired of waiting for her then just call it quits
>>678230236
Your shieldwall is shit
Lancers turn your pitiful troopers into pretty pink paste
>>678230207
Yeah my friends have said that. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Never got that saying, still don't, but all I'm taking from it is don't make it a big deal as there's a good chance it won't work out, which would suck, but plenty more girls!
Not where I'm from though, god where I'm from and the alternative scene I'm in they're all awful and I can't stand most of them. To other places!
Hey, here's the daily R43
Legio Bellus
>>678230504
All I've ever seen your faggot lancers to is hit the shield wall and stand there like retards. They are literally retarded.
>>678231287
Your Nords just bunch together and get shit shoved up their ass
Horse archers dick kick you
And if you shatter lancers absolutely butcher your heavy axemen
>>678231042
>>678230717
Well, if all your eggs are in one basket, you'll feel pretty shitty if you drop the basket. If you have eggs in the fridge and maybe a backup basket with some eggs in it too, it won't be so bad when something goes wrong!
Good luck with her, Anonymous. Or with love in general, if that doesn't work out. It's all just a game of sifting through the countless cute girls this planet has to offer.
How do I overcome my unrational fear of the void and finally fucking kill myself?
>>678231042
At least I'm not inexplicably lactating in this one.
>>678231684
That's because horse archers are nerds who are too scared to face us like real men.
>shatter
Everyone knows nord shields are invincible.
>>678231796
I can't tell you that one, Anonymous. Personally, the void is too scary for me and I'd rather try any other option first.
>>678231765
Thanks man! I'll get there eventually!
>>678225920
Hows it looking for people under the name of chris or joey, dragon lady
>>678231939
Hah, R34 reimu is wierd.
I havnt seen any R34 on Bell or the waifu yet.
>waifu pic related
>>678232060
>shatter
I mean your men, not your shields
>>678232771
Unbreakable iron will is a prerequisite for being a nord. Duh. Fight me nerd.
>>678231796
You recognize that you can not fathom nonexistence and move forward with your life. You don't succumb to death yourself, not ahead of your time.
Make your life worth living. Stand and do everything you can. Being alive is more worthwhile and meaningful than being dead, and you should make it count.
For some unimaginably horrible living circumstances, a quick way out is preferable... but you're probably not in them, as bad as you feel. There's room to get better, to enjoy your time here.
timezones fucking suck
>>678232754
>Chris has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "42".
Neither good nor bad, pretty much on your shoulders.
>Joey has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "7".
Slightly bad, but wear grey. Aside from the color itself being lucky, the stance of neutrality it represents might be the key to avoiding trouble.
>>678232771
Someone's going to make it, if it doesn't already exist.
>>678232754
>>678233454
yes, yes they do
i need no teacher in memes
>>678233881
ok dont link the second post fuck you too
>>678233652
I hope it doesnt. Last thing I need is someone getting ahold of it.
>>678225920
Would like fortune told
>>678234267
Name Mario
>>678226305
Name RJ
Feels good here.
I got out of the friend zone by not being a total pussy and just straight up asked. Good week.
>>678234348
>Mario has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "36".
Your luck has to do with socialization this year. Do it more often than usual and you'll see nice gains.
>>678234395
>RJ has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "16".
Violet is usually associated with imagination and spirituality. You could just wear the color or pick some violets to be safe, though.
>>678235141
This lady is magic.... I should be more social.
>>678234828
That's great, Anonymous! Welcome to the mind-boggling world of interpersonal relationships!
What's she like?
>>678235709
>>678226305
What kind of music do you like?
>>678225920
Suck my dick you zipperhead cunt.
>>678235922
>>678235947
Umm.. I found a new genre recently... Deep House I think it's called? I've been pretty into that.
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/foE1mO2yM04" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>sorry, Bell
>>678237465
Well, that didn't work.
>>678237465
>>678237626
Honestly I'm surprised you'd even try it like that.
Just the url is enough
https://www.youtube.com/embed/foE1mO2yM04
>>678237465
>tried to embed on 4chan
No wonder you don't like nords, you're retarded!
Ah! I've arrived. Am I too late? I'm really just stopping in to say hi to this blue planet >>678225920
tonight.
>>678237465
I've been enjoying this song lately. Go
>>678238538
Hi bunny!
I think this will sum up what you've missed! >>678227293
>>678238244
Whoops, didn't even take a look at the url!
http://youtu.be/foE1mO2yM04
here!
>>678238538
Hi!
We're at 52 images so it's about one third done!
Reimu!
>>678238244
>>678239004
Thank you. I don't share things like that often so I had no idea how it worked...
>>678239408
Shepard.
>>678238892
Sounds a lot like me.
>>678239004
Aah, not bad. Then I haven't missed it all, wahaha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gmd1HVGBzk
>>678238538
Guten tag moon bunny!
Hows Hyperspace Invaders II?
>>678239562
Hah, Reimu is not going to be happy
Found some neato artwork.
>>678240040
>Grabs your breast.
I am not a shepard!
>>678240056
Iiii.. haven't gotten very far. Seems kinda hard? I like it overall, I just need to git gud.
>>678240191
She chose up, are you mad, or nah, bruh
Don't be mad about it
These chicks be for-
Aah!
Hey, don't just grab me like that in front of the whole shrine!
>>678240907
I just did though. What are you going to do about it?
>>678241086
*shoots*
Don't touch my Reimu like that!
>>678241086
I...
W-well that is to say... umm...
>fumbles around for a bit then smiles creepily
I'll tell everyone your shameful secret...
>>678241398
I don't have a shameful secret but you on the other hand.
>>678241256
>Grazes.
Get better at spell cards.
>>678241398
Never post that again
Seriously creepy pic
>>678242006
Oh, but you do! It's embarrassing, so I don't wanna drop any hints and let anyone find out. I'm nice, right?
-giggle-
You should be nice to me too~
>>678242088
Ooh, is it really that bad? I'll make a note...
Name Gael
Legio Bellus bump
>>678242852
>Gael ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "65".
Oh my... I'm really sorry about that. I'd tell you to wear black this year, but...
>>678228202
Fortune for Jack plox.
>>678243182
Well you don't have to!
Black is the only color I wear!
Hello again random people
>>678243263
>Jack ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "67".
Sheesh... I'm getting a little scared now.
>>678243357
I figured... it's been that way for a long time, huh?
>>678243501
Hi random person.
>>678243728
Yeah, I don't really like the other colors that much and some others just don't look good on me
>>678243728
How are you doing today?
I'm a shit-tier conversationalist but that's all I've got. To this day it's yet to spawn more than a single reply followed by dead air, but I'll remain hopeful.
>>678242827
But I don't have anything to hide. You on the other hand.
>>678244584
In that case Reimu can just tell everyone what she was about to tell.
And you have no reason to tell her secrets around as a revenge.
'nothing to hide' is a terrible argument...
>>678244584
I wish I remembered what that was... nothing's coming to mind, really... would you whisper it to me?
>>678243960
I used to feel that way too. I didn't always like red, it's just sorta required by my job...
>>678244198
I'm doing pretty nicely, I guess! Considering some bad luck recently... umm...
-fidgets awkwardly-
Sorry, I'm not very good at it myself, sometimes...
>>678244051
Ihihi..
-blushes and hides behind her sleeve-
>>678245993
If I told you then you would get angry.
>>678245366
But it's true. All I am is a bridge princess filled with jealous. I hold no secrets and I see no point to them.
>>678246575
If it's about me, I'd like to know! I can't promise that it wouldn't make me upset, depending on what it is, but... I do promise not to shoot the messenger, so to speak....since I'm asking you to tell me, I won't get angry at you.
I can't very well hide something if I have no idea what I've got to hide, right?
Is everyone gone?
>>678248494
I'm just watching from the side since I have nothing to post
![[mombassa drumbeats].webm](https://i.imgur.com/vkQDczw.jpg "[mombassa drumbeats].webm")
>>678248494
grinding reqs, need to get the new stuff that was added
>>678248692
Hmm...
...
Tell us a story to distract everyone! Greentext is fine too.
WAR JOURNAL #1 - "Was walking down to a local crackhouse just outside my apartment for a little spring cleaning. On the way over, I saw a child jaywalk so I fucking suplexed him so hard his head exploded."
>>678247412
>Whispers in your ear
You have a Marisa body pillow under your bed.
>>678225920
i like to dress up as Webby
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Webby suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678249694
Hah
Gaaaaaayyyyyyy
>>678249694
>mumbles back
I-it's not under my bed, it's on it! But okay. That would be kind of embarrassing to talk about, but I can't exactly be ashamed of a possession I bought, right? That thing was expensive...
>coughs
Well, anyway! Umm.. is anyone still here? Does anyone need me for anything?
Good going to a convention tomorrow will post photos of all the greasy losers
Saori/Kommanon here
So, I'm meeting my girl for the first time after that trainwreck of a fight tomorrow, wish me luck
Also, I want to slap the shit out of her for being an Idiot. She told me that about a month ago she quit taking all of her meds and for the past month has bee going through extreme withdrawal to the point of halucinations. Maybe the withdrawl is why we fought perhaps, she said not taking them made her super anti-social. She started them avain btw
>>678251634
Instead, why don't you take pictures with a bunch of cute cosplayers and make some friends!
>>678252831
Instead of slapping, you should give her a hug
I think
But I'm not good at these things so I don't know
Fortune for Marcel
Sorry, had to get food and smack Rhodoks
What did I miss?
It's been a long time since I've dropped by. Good evening everyone.
>>678252831
Ah, I can relate... It's very good that she's back on her meds for now. She'll probably make better decisions if she's not hallucinating, at least...
She might have some weirdness getting back on it, too. I'm not a doctor so don't take my word for it or anything but these things tend to be gradual and you can't just start and stop at will without upsetting the balance for a short time.
Try to hold back on confronting her too, even if she brought it on herself, she's been through a lot. Tough love is needed sometimes... I think, maybe not here. Not now. You should let her know that you're concerned most of all!
>>678253710
A-are you sure? There have been some really bad ones lately, and-
>Marcel has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "81".
Oh. Whew. I guess it was just my imagination.
>>678253881
Just this >>678237465 and this >>678254090 and more of that >>678227293
I hope this thread stays alive. It'll probably be the only one tonight...
Reisen-chan, where did you go?
Just me.
How often do you post here?
>>678257171
If you wrote a comedy anime ala Lucky Star about your life, what would you name it?
Never you
>>678257288
I dunno, a few times a week... why do you ask?
Don't know just trying to start a conversation
Hello, can i get my fortune pls. Cameron here.
>>678257624
Eh? C-come again..?
Ben
>>678258184
I wish more people I knew had Civ V
Then we could have a massive Coop/VS campaign!
London
>>678258167
>Cameron ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "23".
Well, what can I say but congratulations?
>>678258510
>Ben ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "89".
...y-you too.
>>678258800
Ah, if only someone would donate it to my shrine...
>>678259396
>London has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "84".
This means it won't be any special luck, good or bad. You decide your own fate this year! Try not to feel blue, but wearing it might be fine.
>>678225920
I just wanr a friendly chat...
Today has been a long day
>i look to reimu with a depressed expression
>>678225920
Joseph
>>678261585
Joestar
>>678261099
Hello Anonymous! Well, why don't you tell me about it? Unless you'd rather not talk about that.
>>678261585
>>678261683
>Joseph Joestar has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "50".
Don't let your memes be dreams.
>>678261780
Well so...
Today i went to a store to buy something to eat
And some bunny girl gave me a "mission"
That was ro find her in the bamboo forest of the lost
I asked her "why i should?" but before i could notice she stole my food and all of my money because i had my wallet on my hand
She stole all of it
And i was going to share the foos with my girlfriend...
She dumped me
And i don't have more money to spend
>shows his empty wallet to reimu
I was going to donate to this shrine as always but...
That bunny stole me my food and my money
>>678262703
Jeez, that sucks... One way or another, my shrine remains empty...
>wistful sigh
Wait, she didn't have purple hair, did she?
>>678263442
She had a purple hair...
Now that i think
I remember she had a carrot necklace
And her dress was pink?
>>678263881
Nope, that's Tewi. She's got black hair. Wow, you picked the wrong bunny by a longshot...
I'm sorry she stole all your stuff and got you dumped like that. Was that really enough to break up over?
>>678264414
I don't know she is really crazy sometimes
Oh also im daltonic
The other day i saw marisa with a purple outfit
>>678236810
That's false
I never lost the game.
>>678265576
Oh, really? She's been known to change colors in her outfit over time unlike me...
Hey i was just wondering if you believed in tarot cards at all? I was on another thread the other day, and i got this reading. And it seems like it really relates. So should i listen to what it said or no? The pic is what they said.
>>678267206
That's.. Interesting
>>678267258
I don't know, Anonymous.I sort of have to believe in fortune-telling... But umm..maybe you should get more readings from other people too. I don't think we have any tarot readers around now, though...
