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Post your religion, get roasted
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hardcore pastafarian
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>>678224880
Orthodox autist.
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>>678225292
Virgin isn't a religion
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Atheist
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>>678224880
Anime Islam.

Not actual Islam, just these stupid fucking pictures.
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>>678224880
Daoist
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>>678224880
Jehovas witness
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>>678225593
This. Religion to me is like a nigger with a job. It doesn't exist. I do my own thing, I and I self, man.
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roman catholic
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>>678225968
It's ok to be edgy, but you have to make sense too. Of course religion exists. You would not be making an ass out of yourself in this thread, if religion didn't exist.
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>>678224880
Actually and honestly, Bacchanalian.
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>>678224880
DON'T FALL FOR THE LIE THAT IS SPREADING ON THE INTERNET

There is a lie spreading on the internet. The lie says that the original humans migrated out of Africa and became white because the Sun's rays are weaker in the Northern continents.

The TRUTH is that the original humans who migrated to the Northern continents became intelligent and that is why their skins turned white. The humans who stayed in Africa became stupid baboon rock clappers and this is verified because you can see how dark their nigger black skin is.
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>>678225829
Bastardization of an ancient chinese philosophy.
Modern Daoism sucks.
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>>678224880
Materialistic Nihilism
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jesus is a pedo cunt
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>>678226883
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>>678226513
B-But I base my life on the dao de jing, how is that bastardization?
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>>678226883
Jesus with god
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Scientology ITS GREAT YOU SHOULD TRY IT!
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>>678225968
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Adolescent edge lord. Debate me.
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Muslim. Considering leaving because I no longer want to be associated with the religion of ISIS.
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wiccan

do your worst
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>>678226263
VENVS VINA MVSICA, anon!
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jesus was a faggot
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Discordian
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>>678225968
Hate to use the 'edge' meme but holy shit grow up you hopeless faggot.
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>>678227420
Were you initiated?
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>>678224880

I'm 39 and still a virgin. Only 56 days to go til I'm a wizard...
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>>678227420
Being Wiccan serves no other purpose than making sure everyone knows you're Wiccan.
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>>678227844
Not for me
I only tell people if I'm asked
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>>678225835
Kys
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7th Day Adventist
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Deist.
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>>678227702
Jesus was nothing but a sandnigger jew
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every night i pray to dave grohl feeding him burnt grilled cheese, nobody will ever understand my religion. ignorant fools
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Technically I'm mormon because I was baptized into the church at 8 years old and I'm not ex-communicated, which means I'm an "inactive mormon".

However, my religious/spiritual alignment is agnostic.
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>>678227495
well he made you in his image
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>>678228123
>grohl
>rock and roll
It even fucking rhymes
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>>678226375
I'm gonna trust science on this one. Humans did come from the great rift valley in Africa. The ones that left advanced, while the niggers who didn't stagnated. Interestingly enough every race BUT sub saharan niggers intermingled with Neanderthals.
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Orthodox Jew
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>>678228228
DAAAAAAAAAAAMN
FUCKING REKT
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Dagoonist
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>>678228128
So Mormonism goes into a kind of remission?

I did not know that.
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>>678227936
So, were initiated into a coven? A lot of people who weren't like to claim they're wiccan.
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>>678226375
>LIE THAT IS SPREADING ON THE INTERNET
You mean the one that's been accepted science since over half a century before the internet?
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>>678224880
Apatheist
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>>678228272
Does that mean that blacks in europe are going to turn white and the whites in south africa are going to turn black?
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>>678228050
the white trash lord
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There is little to no roasting happening here. Its down right chilly.
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>>678228523
Yes, just recently
I was solitary for a while until I found a coven that suited me well. There are too many hippies in the faith.
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>>678224880
Thelema. Roast away, if you even know what the fuck I'm talking about.
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>>678228123
>Dave Grohlism best ism
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>>678228128
I was gojukaized as a Nichiren Buddhist. Not sure they have any rules that make me an inactive Buddhist though. And it's not like I give shit.
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Pantheistic.
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agnostic
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I just like, don't give a shit man.
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>>678228292
you need a gas shower
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>>678227427
Is that your altar? Its pretty.
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>>678224880
practicing druid
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>>678228123
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>>678229303
So you proud o stobehedge or what?

Fukkin roasted
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>>678224880
Glorious Ãœbermensch Nihilist
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>>678224880
Is agnostic a religion? eh idgaf posting anyway
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Jew here. Come at me.
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>>678230298
I don't get this pic. Is ketchup not kosher or something? I know fuck all about Judaism except that it and Islam should be purged.
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>>678224880
catholic

yes ik the pope is a huge cuck who should kill himself
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Satanist
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>>678224880
Coincidence?
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>>678230736
How's high school?
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>>678230736
Lavey is an unoriginal faggot who took nihilism and gave it spiritual trappings. Although it's at least better than objectivism.
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Pastafarian
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>>678230772
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>>678230873
uni is shit, so many fucking feminist here...
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>>678230704
It is kosher. Ketchup was just on the table; it's inconsequential.
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>>678224880
Goa'tseism
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@678224880
nice dubs!
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Deism.
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>>678231606
bait
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>>678230982
Lavey was severely misunderstood. His Satanism was a parody religion. He wanted to satirize organized religion by inverting and exaggerating it.
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Mormon

bonus points to read something I haven't been told.
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>>678224880
SCIENTOLOGY :D
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Nothing
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>>678232075
Smith was a conman
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>>678232388
Wow! Thats the 6,892th time I've heard that one!
Have a painting.
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God is a fag lol
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>>678231128
Autism is a mental disorder, not a religion.
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Protestant Christian who accepts mainstream science. I believe that God initiated evolution and was the reason for the Big Bang.

I am roast ready.
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>>678224880
I prefer to think for myself.
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I'm a Mormon from SLC Utah
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>>678225429
muh nigga,
Eastern Orthodox
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Why are religious people so guillable? Serious question.
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>>678231128
DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>678232892
IOW you're not a retard. Don't most Protties and all Catholics already accept mainstream science? Except climate change because muh oil.

>>678232957
>tips fedora
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>>678232957
you dropped you fedora, let me get it for you
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>>678225968
>I am myself, a man.

No being 17 does not count as being a man, faggot.
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Roman catholic, come at me heretics
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what's up fags, im one of those hypocritical christian fags

im selective with what i choose to follow, i give people shit about being gay, i got to church and claim god but i also fuck bitches out of wedlock
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Unitarian Universalist.
You can't touch me.
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>>678233407
>>678233484
Not the same guy, but how does forming your own opinions on religion make you a fedora edgelord?
Also,
>still using the fedora meme
>>>reddit
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>>678232075
Mormon Mafia is real. The Mormon religion is notorious for extorting 10% of of every dollar they're followers make. It's genius, they are one of the most wealthy organizations.
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Diesm extremist
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>>678234617
Its the fedora assumption that religious people are mindless sheep.
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i'm born jewish, agnostic right now, mostly because i dont care

roast me
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>>678234357
I used to go to Unitarian church with a friend occasionally. There were brownies, a gay preacher sometimes, and in Sunday school we made spaghetti bridges, made up stories 1 word per person at a time, or talked about random shit. If I had to choose a religion/church I'd go with that.
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>>678235013
Well, considering that most of them are religious because their parents brought them up to be religious it's not entirely untrue.
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>>678228510
That's what the church believes, unless you are ex-communicated, you're just an "inactive mormon" and they will not give up to make you active again. I moved out of my parents house and my damn mother updated the church registry with my new address and missionaries showed up next week acting like they've known me our whole lives. At least they are persistent, one thing about the LDS church I respect, but that was just a step too far.
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>>678235220
Oy vey
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>>678235220
I think youve had enough roasting
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>>678235576
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>>678225441
>Catholics would disagree
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>>678235277
Not quite, to be mindless is to lack the capacity to think otherwise. Its not a matter of degree or partiality. Its either x or not x. For instance, I was brought up Catholic and now have my own personal reasons for believing what I do. What you are referring to is psychological introduction. I think the issue has to with epistemology and what reasons you have to believe what you do independent of psychological development. So I disagree wholeheartedly
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>>678236049
>implying most catholics are virgins
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Dudeist
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>>678236217
Are any of them? Schoolchildren are so repressed that they lose their virginity their first chance before adulthood, adults refuse birth control and create enormous brown broods, and the priests fuck little boys.
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Heathen
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>>678236728
Youre thinking is very antequated. Abstinence might be a huge part of traditional catholic doctrine but it isnt the case anymore. In fact, catholic programs often have lessons on birth control, at least in the US due to government mandate. And adults use birth control. Fuck Im a catholic, probably not a good traditionalist, and I use condoms
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>>678224880
Deist
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My atheism is more stronger then any religion does God have free Fedoras I don't think so now excuse me while I watch anime with my waifu
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>>678224880
Happiest merchant around
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>>678224880 My atheism is more stronger then any religion does God have free Fedoras I don't think so now excuse me while I watch anime with my waifu
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>>678226815
Didn't we establish that virgin isn't a religion?
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>>678227420
A religion for people who wanna feel extra special
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New age spiritual
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>>678227582
For the prettiest one anon.

Everything is directly or indirectly related to 5.
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former catholic. been buddhist for 10 yrs
im actually interested if anyone has any legitimate criticism
no im not a hippie
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>>678227827
>mfw 30 is wizard status
>lurk moar faggot
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Bahá’í baby.

Looking to be absolutely toasted. ;)
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Tayism
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>>678238452
What kinda Buddhist? My mom was raised Catholic, but became Nichiren Buddhist, and that's how she met my (formerly Protestant) dad.
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does dressing up as a crusader for halloween count as a religion because if so sign me up
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Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Commonly known as Mormons.

>implying I give a shit about you niggers roasting me
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>>678238635
how "bahai" were you when you decided to be a faggot?
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>>678238142
But that's every religion
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Am muslim
kurdish too
roast me :^)
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>>678238979
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo my friend
i dont find much fault with other forms of practice. usually just very minuscule differences of opinion. but i like tibetan the most, specifically dzogchen lineage
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>>678238778
RIP in piece, Tay.
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The ending of the words is Almsivi.
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Religion is a spook.
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>>678236091

Religious belief stems from the inability of an individual to think critically, instead thinking emotionally which results in this type of magical thinking. There have been studies confirming these, along with studies linking poverty, low intelligence and a lack of education with religious beliefs.

It is not therefor far-fetched to say that religious people in 2016 arent the sharpest tools in the shed

>inb4 le fedora meme

Thats literally your only shitty ad hominem "defense", because you cannot defend religious belief with logical arguments since it's fundamentally opposed to logic and logical thinking
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Pagan.
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Nihilistic atheist.
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Agmosti for now, might become religious later on, maybe Christianity
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>>678240050
Agnostic*
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>>678239567
Admitting that you're a sand nigger is the first step toward recovery anon.

Also, there's actually nothing wrong with being a muslim. I married one. The constant praying is a bit much, and Ramadan sucks when it's in the summer, but it's otherwise just fine.
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>>678239877
>le fedora meme
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>>678239877
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>>678240370
you married a muslim? really?
honestly thats kind of strange and usually doesnt work out well. muslims take the religion more seriously on average than any other religion i would say. what religion are you?
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>>678239877
Not quite, there are plenty of strong modal ontological proofs, or at least arguments, for some higher power, Godel's ontological argument for instance. In fact many models of God seem to be plausible even given scientific developments, Spinozas account of God, for instance, is just as credible today as it was during his time. At the end of the day, there is no good reason to suggest that faith in a higher power is illogical. Perhaps its not strongly motivated but speculations have their reasoning, thats for sure.
Also, link to the studies please
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>>678239567
Your part of a religion that the founder, Muhammed, was a psychotic pedo, and your people believe that killing yourselves will give you 72 virgins in heaven
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Good luck op, i believe in the ol noodly one FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
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>>678238452
religion for atheists. too bad they dont know
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>>678240652
I'm not really anything. I'm American. I guess that's the best answer.

She's Sunni. She does the praying... and the Eid... and Ramadan. It's actually not so bad. I can almost understand Al Jazeera now too.
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>>678240686
Faith is always illogical. It is merely jumping to a conclusion. The null hypothesis is logical, and rejecting it is rejecting logic.
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>>678240918
thanks edgelord
fun fact. did you know that the punishment for killing yourself in islam is that you kill yourself in the same way over and over again for eternity in hell.
thats some metal shit right there. best religion ever
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>>678225292
Irony isn't a religion. Unless, of course, you actually believe in FSM, in which case you're just too fucking dense to get the joke. Either way, kill yourself faggot.
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Ex-Christian.
That religion is a joke!!
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>>678241159
im sunni too. shias are honestly really fucked up. they take the quran and add and subtract to it, which is very disallowed.
actually i admire you for letting her do her thing anon. you have my respect.
shes from one of those arab countries then? how did her getting married to you sit with her parents?
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>>678233284
ROCOR here.
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I'm an Atheist.
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your religion
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DEATH TO ALL WHITE MEN!
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>>678241210
Faith is illogical? Pal, theres a whole lot of things that you certainly believe that you have no reason to believe. How do you know you arent in a dream? How do you know that I actually exist? How do you know that your existence isnt dependent on some higher power? The answer to all of the questions is that you dont know. The difference is that you have faith you know the answer to the first two and dont have that affirmation towards the latter. Hell, even mathematical truths are speculative. Faith is more hardwired into our cognitive systems than you seem to suggest
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>>678240686
godel is interesting. anselm always blew my mind kind of, although you can find reason for it to be invalid. good post
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i have none, not even atheist, nor agnostic.
i am the master race, i am god.
Arian
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I'm a dubian, believer in the high and mighty dubs, who gave his only trips so that we may ever find peace in quads.
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I believe in Danny devito

Prove me wrong faggots
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>>678227393
>Muslim
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>>678241612
She's Iraqi. Her old man is dead and her mother won't speak to me, and I have no idea why. Some kind of cultural thing I think.

Also, I'm pretty sure I was supposed to pay some kind of dowry for her but I didnt... mainly because there was no dad. I have no idea if she has a brother somewhere over there that I'm supposed to buy her from.

Also, all that dowry shit is not meant insultingly. I know they still do that in places over there.
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>>678238526
Fool, he's nearing arch wizard status! He'll literally be able to give you balls so blue that they'll turn black if he so much as glances at you!
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>>678242371
True but I feel given the uncertainty of the universe and the possibility of the multiverse and possible worlds, we cant be too sure.
I didnt read too much of anselm but i thought the de veritate and de libertate arbitrii were pretty interesting, the latter particularly
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>>678242630
Hey supports bernie sanders publicly so i think hes a pretty swell guy
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>>678241612
Yeah. I don't give her shit about what she believes. She's entitled to believe whatever she wants.

I might be an ignorant American, but I'm not a fucking dick.
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>>678242953
I know a lot of iraqis. The women are very kind. The men are either trash or very straightforward it seems.

Yeah its very cultural. People from the middle east generally follow culture more than islam itself. Thats why you see many american converts performing the functions of islam in a very clean and straightforward way as opposed to people who grew up in the middle east.

The dowry is outdated. I mean the purpose of it was like a type of insurance back in Mohammad's time, but I'm not sure if it is explicitly required at all. Since women can now work outside the home it has changed their value too so dowry isn't as much of a big deal anymore.

Do you have kids? what do you do about that?
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>>678244178
i know youre not the guy i was talking to. lel
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>>678244207
No kids. Just me and her.

We never had that discussion.

She does wear the hijab, but other than that, you'd never know she was Muslim or middle eastern or anything. She's actually pretty chill... and puts up with me, so that's always a plus.
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>>678244573
Actually, >>678244178
>>678242953
>>678241159
>>678240370
Is all me bro.
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>>678243350
yes those were very interesting! I delve into those era of philosophies because i like to read islamic commentaries from that time period.

The whole multiverse and possible worlds topic does not intrigue me in general, but the simulation hypothesis does. Im in computer science, and it seems more and more plausible as i study so it kinda gives me the creeps
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Agnostic.

Don't care either way.
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>>678245014
oh, tone sounded different. sorry.
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Quaker- Southwest Evangelical Friends
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>>678244686
kek, shes probably really white like me to blend in so well.

good shit man, im glad thats working out for you. reminds me that i need to find a wife. you both have my salaam
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>>678239577
I'm Buddhist as well. Can I asked, what are your thoughts on the 'miracles' (for lack of a better word) the Buddha is credited with performing?
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>>678224880
Zoroastrianism
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>>678245247
You're good. No worries.

In a nutshell, I'm not a douche that equates Muslim with terrorist. Whether or not I call her one as our little inside joke (and she replies with something like "the nest time you wear your suitcase will be the last time) is between us.

She's got a really good dark sense of humor. We work well together. I can handle the 5 prayers a day and the no pork and the 20 pounds of garlic a day and the rice with fucking everything because we're good together.

That's all that matters.
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>>678245053
Oh I didnt read to much Islamic stuff but I did read Ibn sina.
Yeah man, sometimes when I jack off, I worry that I am in some sort of simulation or show like the Truman Show where people are watching me lol.
Also fuck you, Im jealous. I really regret not going into computer science. My roommate is compsci and he's got an internship for 45 dollars an hour. I really didnt like little information high school gave about the job market. It was always "do whatever your little heart desires". Im happy with philosophy but its going to take a little more time to make money in law.
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Buddhist And Jehovah's witness
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>>678245948
>In a nutshell, I'm not a douche that equates Muslim with terrorist. Whether or not I call her one as our little inside joke (and she replies with something like "the nest time you wear your suitcase will be the last time) is between us.

HAHAHAHA this shit made me laugh so hard anon! made my day. i have a non-muslim gf right now thats why i pry so much. i dont mean to be a nosy fag
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>>678225835
Ayy lmao same here
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>>678224880
Metaphysical Spirituality with Christian influences.
Willing to go over specifics, but I mostly just wanna get fucked up.
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>>678246657
How about you witness these nuts
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>>678246100
With the simulation argument i worry that im part of some sort of computer game and at any moment itll be turned off. ehh

Youll make it in philosophy. Compsci is great because theres so many jobs you can do. If you get into it with philosophy you could do human computer interaction or something? idk, it may not be too late.

The best part is I go to one of the top 3 universities in the country for compsci, so last summers internship got me pulling 55 an hour. shits literally cash.

law is too tho, hmm
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>>678225454
that isn't a religion
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>>678246996
So /x/
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primitive calvinist christian

do your worst, reprobates
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>>678247059
If only there were any to witness
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>>678246608
Not nosy, cutious. No problem.

Yeah man. Having a sense of humor about it is the best way to be. As long as yours isn't seriously bagging on you for it, it should be fine.

I tell mine that I will call homeland security on her if she doesn't have dinner ready and she tells me that I better like the c4 casserole she's making.

It's good times.

Pic unrelated, sorta.
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>>678247234
Sort of; I do believe that there are paranormal influences on our planet, but i see it more as the human connection to the collective unconscious, rather than the idea of ghosts.
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>>678225835
Your hurt your knuckles on a door yet?
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>>678247098
Damn im only going to a top ten school :( lol. My grades and class standing arr pretty prime and my teacher recommendations are pretty tight, david kaplan and tyler burge. Im banking on a high lsat and good law school
It sounds like you got your shit pretty tight tho man.
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>>678247187
it is a believe in something you can't prove tho..
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>>678224880
It's pointless to put thought let alone action and practice into religion, focusing purely on the spiritual aspect by compromising your actions and 'refurbishing' your mind completely detracts from making the sensible decisions in life to survive and advance yourself and your lineage.

Ask yourself why is it always evil men in positions of power?
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>>678247459
She doesnt joke about it. We just ignore the difference and dont really care. I honestly dont care what she believes in. I wont block her and she wont block me you know?

I'm so using that line in some way holy shit thats funny.

Man i have so many questions for you, but i cannot stay. I give you and your wife my salaam.
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>>678247989
No. Atheism is the ideology of the failure to believe that there is a deity.
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I believe that we are the universe introspectively experiencing itself. We are dirt and electricity.
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>>678234164
God hates dank memes
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>>678247819
Its not that great of a school overall. Its just the cs thats really good. You can probably guess which one i go to now lel.

Its pretty tight. I got that and a great gf, plus working out and shit. My life was trash just a few years ago and it totally turned around. Things get better if you force them to i guess lol.

We need more /b/tards in harvard so ill be rooting for you to get in there man.
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Kek religiouns are garbage
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I don't have any.
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Satanism (Anton Lavey's version and teaching)
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>>678248504

God IS dank memes
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>>678248225
See you friend.
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>>678248238
or is ot rather the choice to believe that there is no deity?
they call themselves called atheists, not agnostics
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>>678248638
I got a good idea lol.
Congrats bro. Thats always good to hear.
Thats the plan my nigga
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>>678224880
Jewish here
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>>678249042
Agnosticism and Atheism are two different ball games. Agnostics leave the idea of a deity open, where Agnostics simply do not believe in a deity or the possibility of one.
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>>678224880
Atheist, debate me fags
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>>678249475
kek
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>>678227420
I assume transgender, acclaimed pansexual, into some kind of BDSM and believes in past lives.
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>>678224880
fucking ur mom is my religion.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
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>>678249475
which is a believe in something that has no prove. so while agnostics say "we simply don't know", the atheists say "we believe that is this way". which in my book is a classic religion.
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>>678249707
and really active on tumblr, probably.
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>>678249888
I hope this is a new meme.
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>>678232206
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>>678224880
If you believe in a religion or you believe there is no god you are nearly as stupid. No Religon is proven to be correct, god or a creator is not proven nor is it not. Hence believe in nothing at all only the possibility of things. All you have to follow in life is treat others/beings (animals humans) as you would want to be treated. We all in this together if everybody was like this world would be better place. People that succumb to religion or ideological from fear of fatalism or ignorance are the truly evil/lazy/stupid beings of this world. All the information to stop ignorance is available now on the internet so unless you live in a shit shack in Africa you have no excuse.
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>>678249994
But they also have no dogma, no tradition, no common gathering.
You know, the things that are kind of necessary for a religion.
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>>678250687
i consider myself a pagan, which doesn't have a dogma or holy book or anything like that either. most things are cultural and/or based on own experiences and you will find many different opinions throughout the heathen community.
so.. let's just say atheism might be or not be a "religion", depending on word definition. but it is definitely a belief system, just as religions have them.
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>>678226263
MY NIGGA
Invite me to ur next bacchanal
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>>678251536
That's fair.
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>>678224880
Sunni Islam.
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Lutheran/German Protestant
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Mexica.

niman ye ik ui, tetekpantiui, tlatlamantitiui, tlayeyekotiui, momamantiui, teyakana in Koyolxauki. Au in Kuauitlikak, niman ye in motlalotitleko, in kinonotsas in Uitsilopochtli kilui ka ye uitse, niman kito in Uitsilopochtli uel xontlachie kan ye uitse, niman ye ik koniluia in Kuauitlikak: ka ye tsonpantitlan, ye no seppa kiualiuia in Uitsolopochtli kan ye uitsa niman konilui ka ye koaxalpan uitse, ye no seppa kiualilui, kan ye uitse niman konilui in Kuauitlikak: ka ye tlatlakapan yatiuitse. Au in Uitsilopochtli: ye no seppa kiualilui, in Kuauitlikak. Kilui tla xontlachia kan ye uitse. niman ik konilui in Kuauitlikak, ka yekene ualpanuetsi, yekene ualasi teyakantiuits in Koyolxauki.

Debate me.
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>>678251742
in game of throne during that scene where tyrion complains about there being no god of wine and titts, i have to think of bacchus and how he might be tje god closest to that utopia haha
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I follow the gods of Greece, primarily Apollo.
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>>678249042
You can't turn off the TV and say you're watching another channel
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>>678253137
that analogy isn't really clear, but if you turn off the tv (and feel really special about it bc everyone else is getting db by watching tv) and then you go and get a trashy book to read, there's not really mich of a difference
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>>678254124
getting dumb*
sorry for all the typos, typing on my phone rn
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Pagan, specifically Baltic.
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Yangism
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>>678254861
what is baltic?
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>>678224880
None. Only jews have religion
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there's literally nothing wrong with being jewish
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>>678255279
Russia's bitches
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>>678227427
You're alright fam. Heathen here, you're welcome at my blot anytime
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>>678228873
Hows it being on the personality cult of a drug addicted compulsive masturbator? Have you faggots figured out the A:.A:. Lineages yet?
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>>678248846
same
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Roman Catholic in Midwest America. I've been lapsed and I think Pope Francis is too much of a 'Fakebook' celebrity IMHO.
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rosicrucian
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>>678232075
Young was a mason. Look up hos dyong words.
>>678232206
Hubbard had an interesting involvement with Parsons solar lodge that you niggers want us all to forget
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>>678256235
As a Roman Catholic in the Pacific NW I like Pope Francis. But I'm gay and support a Jew for president so maybe I'm not the best Catholic
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>>678255480
so.. badass witches like baba yaga and stuff?
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>>678224880
Undertaleism, I believe we can all get along if we're caring and compassionate!
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>>678255862
Heathen too bro
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>>678257157
no tumblr, your fandom isn't a religion. as is your otp.
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>>678257319
i'm surprised how many heathens are here. and happy.
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>>678257454
Bait is good num nums fow smawties huh?
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n/a
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>>678224880
Yu Yevon
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>>678257568
Keke
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Brony
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Norse.

HAIL ODIN
MAY HE VANQUISH HIS FOES IN THE BATTLE OF RAGNAROK
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>>678258552
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>>678259120
those pictures are so annoying because they are inacurate. jesus never did promise anything like that, so even if it would be a funny statement, it just basically says that the poster is ignorant towards the religion he's bashing
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