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> b me
> love taking cocks in all holes
> ???
> faggots
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I'm a preachers daughter but I'm a masochist and I love extreme bdsm.
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>>678223734
your secrets, /b/
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>>678225275
>daughter
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when i was 15 i molested ~8y old girl.at the time didnt even realise how fucked up that was.
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My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
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i fapped into my cousin's thong
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>>678225275
jess?
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secretly wanna squeeze my aunt's huge real titties
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>>678225275
PaPa don't preach
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>>678225792
Lol noooo
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>>678223734
i took a shit on someones grave once just because i needed to shit, and the tombstone was the right height for me to rest my ass on
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> have phimosis
> (when foreskin doesn't go all the way back)
> only have sex with drunk chicks because they never notice
> kek
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>>678226167
got that too man, just wear a condom
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>>678226062
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I want a wild pack of niggers to force into my home while I'm in bed with my girlfriend. Then rape me till I'm still, and proceed to rape her in front of me while the others break my ass waiting to fuck her.
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>>678226029
then that's a surprisingly common story.

Jess was a good little sub. I considered marrying that girl.
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>>678223734
My biggest secret is my power of always having dubs
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>>678226928
Fuck you faggot, thats my power
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>>678226928
i think your super power broke
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>>678226616
Really? What kind of things did you do to her?
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I want to die.
I am afraid of people.
I could never hold a job that requires social interaction because of this.
That time I ran away for a couple days wasn't because I got lost and everyone knows it. I wanted to die.
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>>678227488
Yet you fail at dying aswel

congrats anon, you literally cannot sink any lower
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>>678227641
this
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>>678227488
Fucking faggot kill yourself.
>looking for attention
>do it
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>>678227488
Dubs checked its a sign
>do it
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>>678227254
she was a bit more into rape roleplay and exhibitionism than just masochism but enjoyed bdsm. Loved it when I'd force her to dress slutty and do sexual things in public.
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>>678223734
>like bi friend
>He thinks I'm straight
>About to tell him
>He gets gf with pretty much 0% chance of it ending anytime soon
>fug
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>>678227641
Yet you fail at spelling as well.

congrats anon, you literally cannot beamy more like Hitler
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>>678227488
I think you belong in the feels thread you'll have a better chance at advice there.
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>>678229040
Bitch, I don't belong in any thread.
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I had a long distance gf while I was in college because we went to separate schools after high school. She had a webcam, but I did not. She used to strip and give me sexy shows. When I realized we'd be breaking up soon, I started organizing watch parties on my dorm floor. She has no idea how many people have seen her butt ass naked. I hope her kids see her pics some day.
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>>678229188
Fuck bro, I feel you. Live your life
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i'm a viking
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>>678227082
>>678226928

Whenever I dis Israel I get dubs. As Israel is a terror state.
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>>678228889
Hector?
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>>678229296
thanks bro
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I've suffered chronic depression (properly diagnosed, not the asking for attention variety teenagers get) for the last 8 years.
I hide it from other people, but I think some of them know.
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>>678226928
>>678227082
i think you both just failed at what is so easy. check em.
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>>678229443
No
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I went home with a gay dude to attempt gay sex but I couldn't get hard and when he sucked my dick his stubble turned me more off than I knew possible.

But I am sure now I am 100% straight.
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>>678229514
Have you tried to kill yourself yet? Just know that everybody wants you to not kill yourself, it isn't worth it for anybody.
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unless I win the lottery tomorrow night I'm going to take a whole bottle of pills on saturday and kill myself.

I'm a screw up, and I don't deserve to live.
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>>678229713
Dude. That exact same thing happened to me. Except I was the one lusted after. I feel bad about it to this day
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I live with my coworker and her bf. I found their stash of sex toys. When they go out to dinner, I go into their bedroom and take a buttplug and a pair of her panties. I shove the buttplug in my ass and put her panties on. When they get back, I hang out with them for a bit and kick back drinks while i have my ass plugged and her underwear on.
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>>678229797
Depressed ≠ suicidal.
Killing yourself is cowardly and then life/the universe/whatever wins.
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>>678230051
I don't want to make things awkward, he's my best friend. But I can't help but have a look of hatred every time I pass her. I just plan on not saying anything.
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>>678230254
There is no winning or losing when all the cards are stacked against you. Only prolonging endless pain.
>being this delusional
>check your happy privilege normal fag scum
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irl i am so pc. i am studious, intelligent, athletic, the best of society... I am one of the few young people i know who are obsessed with politics and want to revolutionize the corruption into something better.
on here im a troll doing things for the lols...
and who is left after being those things? i am a moody angry bipolar bitch who makes a lot of mistakes. that is all i am outside of my reputation and my crazy trolling moods
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got dared to kiss my sister at a party. later that night we went into a room and started making out. i fingered her until she came and then she jacked me off and sucked my dick. now we send each other snaps to get off to. i'm really attracted to her now too.
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>>678230689
wanna be friends?
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>>678230681
Finishing the game with dignity is still better than flipping the table like a child.
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>>678230791
this didn't / things that happened
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>>678230889 I dont disagree with you
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>>678230427
Hector was my best friend, too. He was actually friends with my girlfriend first. I didn't know her, and had since elementary school. I didn't know he was gay. However, he did what you are planning to do. He didn't want to upset us, I guess, so he stopped talking to me and her. And I honestly miss him. He was fun and funny. I have to say, I would much prefer he told me if it meant we could still be friends
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>>678230791
Pics of your sis
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>>678230791
pic is sister
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>>678231226
If you don't hit that, you're a faggot
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>>678231086
I don't ignore my friend, just her. The last thing I want is to lose him. We hang out as normal, I just stay clear when she's around.
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>>678231115
this is one of the snaps
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>>678230889
suicide isn't necessarily flipping the table like a child. If you do a big show of it, or do suicide by cop or do a murder-suicide, you flip the table. But if you just deem that your life is over, or want it to end, and take your own life in peace and in private, that is a form of ending it with dignity.
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>>678231419
we're getting close. next party at her place i think it'll happen. the snaps are getting more intense. and we had a lot of fun the last time we hooked up.
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>>678231488
another snap of her body
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>>678231440
I see. I think you're hurting yourself. I feel like you should tell him, but I'm a stranger, what do I know?
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>>678231902
How about a nude snap?
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Sex turns me off. Which is really frustrating, because I want it until I'm in the situation. Then I get bored during the sex and cut it off... then I want the sex again later. It's depressing.
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>>678232001
hasnt sent any. i think she's afraid to still. they've all be very teasing tho.
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>>678227082
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one day I fucked a chicken.
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>>678231653
It is.
You would have quit before the end, didn't have the guts to carry on.
There is no dignity in that, only shame.
Plus, you'd ruin the game for remaining players, which in this analogy would be friends/family.
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>>678223734

Currently engaged in a sexual relationship with a 14yo boy. It started a year and a half ago. When we first met he didn't even jizz yet. We snapchat regularly and meet up all the time. I love when he fucks my face and i love rimming his tight pink hole while he's in panties.

I hate myself deeply for ruining his life but I can't stop. An hero soon for sure.
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>>678231975
I want to, but I feel like it'd just make things worse. If I did, I don't know how to put it without him abandoning me or avoiding me... Maybe I'm just paranoid
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>>678229618
>2016
>Failing at dubs
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>>678232180
okay, i'm intrigued. How? Was the chicken awake and flipping out or drugged out?
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I was molested several times as a 13 year old. I'm still in love with my friend even though we broke up forever ago.
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>>678232173
Well then at least share some more teasing shots, these don't seem to be anything special
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>>678232346
Except life isn't a game where the losing player is only inconvenienced by the fact that they're losing
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i can't troll.

i'm a failure.

i'm boring.
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I was drunk. My cousin got and imobilized the animal. Shit as a lubricant. Hard to penetrate.
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>>678232447
Go for it, man. I know he's not me, but if he was, he'd accept your feelings, and try to not be as affectionate with his girlfriend. To spare your feelings. And, who knows? Maybe he feels the same. You have to take a risk
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I can't love anyone. I have Fuck buddies, they mostly end up falling in love with me. I warn them that I don't love I only lay. I warn them that if they tend to act like we are a couple, I will end everything on the spot. They all think they can change me, but I end up despising them. I don't know why this is, I wish I could change it but I can't... I always end up hating people I see too often (friends too).
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Looking to trade companionship for web design, hit me up at http://www.stephentierneystudios.com/. ywm only
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>>678232346
I'm just saying it depends on the circumstances. If you'd rather die than suffer before dying because of a disease, it's not flipping the table. If you don't have any family or friends left, the game isn't ruined for anyone.
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>>678232481
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>>678223734
Seriously pls stop using this picture and this thread it's old and I'm sick of seeing it in the catalogs
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>>678233178
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I'm 24 and live with my parents.
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I'm in love with my exchange student
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Senior year of high school my buddy and I went to a house party on the other side of town where we didn't really know anyone. Kid whose house it was had a 12 yo sister who was supposed to stay in her room. We got her fucked up on jello shots and double teamed her. Never got caught.
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>>678229804

details
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>>678225792
Robert?
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>>678225457

Ore of her please !
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>>678233248
dude didn't you notice, they made it black and white

it's a different picture now
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>>678233554
but shed die?
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>>678233101
Thanks for the advice, but I'm not sure yet...
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>>678233061
anyone can troll. you're just not doing it right.
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>>678223734
>post your secrets, /b/

STOP FALLING FOR DATA MINING THREADS
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>>678233778
No problem. I just felt like I could help, I know how the situation is. I hope you resolve this happily, and soon
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>>678233804
I like to troll myself every night when the lights are off and nobody can see what my hands are doing under the sheets
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>>678232709
I love how she teases me with her body
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>>678232919
Losing the game of life is an inevitability, for everyone, but some get to enjoy it more along the way.
The tiny amounts of gold in a literal mountain of shit is what makes the game still worth playing.
Leaving the game early because you didn't find some gold in a while just means you're short-sighted.
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>>678226167
Picture?
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>>678234965
thats great and all but feeling pain is worse than not feeling anything at all
You think of depression and emotional pain as being at zero and anything good happening is plus whereas in reality pain is negative and enjoyment is plus.
>Nobody would be willing to be tortured their whole life to enjoy a tootsie roll when they are 92
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>>678234965
>implying everyone feels some enjoyment in their life
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I never use toilet paper
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Deep down, I actually really care what people think about me.
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I was a swinger before i got married. My wife has never been a swinger. I have cheated on her 12 times in 5 years. 9 of those were face to face the other 3 were getting sucked off at a gloryhole.

I only ever did it becaise she has had excruciating pain from sex but never told me till we were married. So we basically never fuck. We have fucked all of maybe 120 times in 5 years. So twice a month. Im a need it twice a week kinda guy and she wants to have kids. (Not at the rate we fuck we arent)
She recently had surgury to determine why no kiddos and why pain from sex. Doctors found the 75% chance of the sex pain reason and fixed it.

Ooenly i hope she never has pain from sex ever again.
Secretly i hope she becomes a nympho and wants it so much che cheats on me and then asks to try out swinging.
I hopey wife becomes a slut. (But the kind of slut who insists on condoms all the time for the other guys.
It would be ao hot to see her creaming herself senseless from being fucked by another fuy while some other girl rides my dick.
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>>678236391
cuck
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>>678229270
Share them nao plz
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>>678236391
This made me vomit. Lear english first, then buy a gun to kill yourslef with. Stupid cuck.
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My friends and family think I'm a genius with investing because I made over 100k in a little under 3 months. I actually won on scratch offs twice. Too much pride to tell them the truth. (I'm 20)
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>>678223734
I'm in college and I have a lot of cool stuff. Computers, TVs, outdoor stuff, etc. Most of my family assumes I have a job that I work at to earn and buy these things. I don't. I've stolen almost everything I own. I'm really good at it and I can't resist doing it. I even shoplift or steal the meals I eat. I'm not that worried about it now, but what if I can't stop once i no longer need to steal?
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>>678237458
you don't need to steal
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>>678237638
I meant when I have enough money to buy the things I want rather than steal them.
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>>678237458
How do you steal tvs and computers
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I need a reason to not kill myself, /b/
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>>678237920
i feel that
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>>678238066
dubs?
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>>678238066
Because you're too much of a pussy to do it.
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>>678238066
relax son, you're gonna be fine
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>>678238167
made me chuckle, thanks

>>678238212
why do you say that?
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>>678238066
Because I love you
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>>678238212
kek now that's consolation and comfort right there
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>>678223734
I have two dicks
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>>678227082
>>678226928
just stop
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>>678238066
what are your reasons for killing yourself?
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>>678238558
A-Amber?
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i am obsessed with sexual humiliation, i want to be dominated and laughed at, i want to be forced naked, pictures taken of me in numerous positions and forced to spread my ass for everyone, i want everyone to call me small cock, fat ass, pathetic, i want to be abused. i want it to go to the absolute limits, but i also dont want anyone in my real life to find out. its a difficult line to walk, when getting doxxed turns you on.
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>>678236666
satonic quads confirm
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>>678238966
Hey jack :3
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I have Huntington's Disease
>nobody knows except me
>wife doesn't know
>I'm already 33
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>>678238066
>>678238966
>two double 6s
wow. I'm not even trying to get dubs either.

>>678238944
>NEET
>23 living at home with the rents
>gov't dole for mental disability
>aforementioned disability prevents me from having a job
>zero friends
>overweight
>wish I could start my life over

>>678239671
oh. you aren't the Amber I'm thinking of, then. thanks for trying, though.
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>>678237944
Here's how I steal big ticket items. I've gotten bikes, TVs, and a few kayaks this way.
>dress like an honest country boy (flannel, jeans, clean boots, a cross outside your shirt, etc.)
>it's important to look clean though
>I live in the north and women go crazy for the southern accent here so I put on a gentle Virginia accent as well
>I wear a sling on my arm
>buy something, it doesn't matter what, at the register
> Go to the department you want
> find a younger woman
> If you're a bigger man, like myself, it's important to look a little embarrassed and shy to have to ask for help.
> "Uh, Excuse me miss. I'm so sorry to bother you. I just bought this _____ *hold up receipt* and the folks up front told me you'd be able to help me take it out to my car for me. I'm awful sorry to have to bother you with this."
>As they're helping you make sure to keep being kind and thankful. You've really got to put your charm to work here.
>shake their hand and thank them once more once they get it out to the car
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>>678239194

I think this is something that can be overcome. You have some sort of psychological issue.

Maybe you like being submissive, but the whole humiliation thing is probably some psychological thing.
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>>678240004
Sorry Cory
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>>678239769

I've never understood why people don't tell others about serious health issues. Like, look, you don't have to tell everyone, but not telling your loved seems so...unnecessarily cryptic. Good luck, that's a horrifying condition :(
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>>678240067
i hope so, ive actually been trying to change the way i get off to this stuff, cuz its getting bad and risky. there are people on the internet that have my full dox and many disgraceful pictures of me.
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>>678240004
what's the mental disability?

I work in disability employment. If you're capable of writing posts on /b/ I can pretty much guarantee that with a bit of help you could get a job.
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>be me, 19 male, swe, beta as fuck
>skinny and paler than a ghost
>gf break up, be sad, get dating app
>taxi driver guy starts hitting on me on dating app
>lives in same city
>asks me if I'm an anal virgin etc, how he's married but always wanted to fuck a young boy
>tell him to leave me alone
>he apologises and is actually a nice guy
>we start talking about pc games we play etc
>about a month pass by and what he said the first day stuck in my head
>I'm intrigued but still disgusted so I message him
>start talking about sex and he convinces me on at least meeting up, nothing has to happen
>we decide date and place, an empty parking lot late at night
>day comes, I go there and wait
>car pulls up and just hovers for a while
>eventually he gets out, it's him
>tall, not chubby but not athletic, African man, normal dad build
>he makes me feel safe, he brought some beer and we chill for a while, sit down
>starts tickling me and it's really weird but I'm an insecure person so I let it happen
>suddenly his hand lands on my crotch
>I feel obliged to let him continue, idk insecure beta fag
>he notices my dick getting hard and laughs
>takes me to his car and makes me sit down
>my head is rushing but I let it all happen, I think I want it
>tells me to sit down and open my mouth
>I sit
>pulls out fat sweaty cock
>just shoves it into my mouth
>tastes bad and his balls reek of sweat
>suck it, lick it, it's pretty decent
>he pulls me up and presses me against the car
>tells me that he's going to turn me into a faggot
>puts dick against butthole
>pushes it in, I scream a little but keep it low since I don't want anyone to see or hear us even though we're well hidden
>just fucks my ass raw, my ass must have broke
>I let him rape me
>pulls out dick and tells me to take his load
>I sit down again and he jacks off in my face
>cum everywhere
>I've tasted my own cum but I gagged because of his big load
>I eat what I can of it to make him happy I guess
>he takes off
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>I have a daughter and no one but the mom and I know it's mine, her current bf is raising it (Thanks, Nick!)
>I'm currently looking into how to fuck my gf while she's asleep
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>>678240692
Hope you don't have aids
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>>678240357
thanks
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>>678240067
>>678240444
firstly checked

it';s not necessarily something you can get over. I'm into humiliation as well (dom though) and a lot of kinks are something you have to live with.

The trick isn't to deny yourself, it's finding safe ways to explore it. It's a lot harder when you're doing it on your own. I'm not sure where you live but if you cant find anybody locally who'll dom you that way I bet you can find someone who'll do it via text and skype.
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>>678239194
Got a kik? You sound pathetic and I like fucktoys like you.
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In a way I want to leave my relationship, I lost a lot of friends gained 20 pounds and my family thinks I'm leaving them for her a lot, but I can't but feel happy with her no matter what she makes my day, I just wish I stayed single a little bit longer
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I haz kid with wife.

Wife heavy sleeper.

At night I milk wife like shes a cow while she sleeps. She thinks her breasts leak while she sleeps.
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>>678240481
grand mal seizures. there's no rhyme or reason as to when they occur or any oncoming feelings for me so I can try to get to a safe place. I've almost gotten killed multiple times (including while working a ride at a kiddie park, which could also have killed about a hundred people) when they've happened.
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>>678223734
Im dating a black girl solely to piss off niggers and cucks, im all for white supremacy and all but i love showing her off in public showing shes gettinn COLONIZED
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>>678240444
holy fuck i got trips

>>678241069
true, my ex used to be great, she would make me strip and stand in the street, or naked at a window, or would just stick things in my ass and take pictures of me. it was humiliating.

>>678241091
i do but im not looking for anything like that right now.
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I want to be someone's sissy cum slut
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I have an extremely weird hymen. It looks like a small fleshy tumor at the entrance of my vagina. The hole is about the size of a pencil tip. I don't weird tampons and can't shove a finger in without pain (too tight). I'm obviously a virgin. I'm afraid of having sex, partially because it's disgusting, and I'm too afraid to go to a doctor.
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>>678241496
kek
>I'm black but for some fucking reason this is funny to me
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I can't stop cheating.

I've fucked more people while in this current relationship than out of it.
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>>678223734
Everyone that knows me thinks I'm planning a cross-country road trip.

But I'm probably either going to find a hole in the ground to squat in or drive off a cliff after a last drink; just so damn tired of my mind.
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>>678242003
Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>678231902
so does she just randomly take the belly button ring out or what?
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>>678242134
you a dude or chick?
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>>678242449
I'm a dude
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I dated someone ldr for almost 2 years. I cheated on him with 3 different guys multiple times, and spent the last 5 months of our relationship slowly making him hate me enough to break up. (He was depressive and suicidal..)

I'm currently 21 and dating a 51 yr old guy. He is wonderful, but I can only think what happens when we break up. What if he dies..
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>>678242514
did you have a reputation? Did your girl know about it beforehand?
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>>678241406
Yeah, we won't be putting you in charge of any heavy equipment. Are they frequent? Are you taking any medication to reduce the frequency?

I'd say you'd do okay in an office environment where people around you have been educated with what to do. Transport would be the tough part.

Odds are slim, but if you're an ausfag I can put you in touch with some people who can help.
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>>678242855
A reputation as a serial monogamist. Average relationship length about 3 years, never cheated before this one.
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>>678242134
you and me both anon
but it's a 7 year relationship, I'd be more shocked if that wasn't the case
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>>678243488
Mines only four. Does she know?
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>>678243422
why'd you start now?
>cringe I sound like a therapist
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>>678240008
similar to ted bundy
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>>678242003
pics bitch
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Sometimes I wish I was petite and feminine so I could be a hot little trap
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>>678229745
No, you're 100% full on faggot
>dude sucked my dick
>I'm 100% straight
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>>678241496
Doing gods work anon
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>>678243644
It's okay, anon, I do a lot of therapy. I'm pretty fucked up ~desu~

Before her I had a pretty bad breakup with an ex I thought I was going to marry. I gave myself a week to get laid after that. I failed, but I liked the attention and the self worth it brought. I just kept rebounding, and 4 years later I still don't want to stop. It's not even about the ex. I never think about her anymore. It's about feeling free and powerful and desirable.

I was told that I've "weaponized charm".
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>>678243639
she had suspicions a few years ago. Never had any evidence but it was closer than I'd like. I've been more careful since.
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>>678244876
It's fucking stressful, right?
How close did she get? I've never met anyone else in this position before.
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>>678243223
about once a month, but yeah, can't put myself in too ... dangerous (sounds lame but I couldn't think of another word) a situation outside the house.

Taking pretty strong antiseizure meds which work really well, but they really fuck with my head.

Amerifag btw, but thanks for the offer, m8
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I touched my sister while she slept I fingered her for 2 minuets. I really don't but heres a random pic of us together
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>>678245493
>fake and gay
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> I miss my wife...
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I fingered my cousin while we were playing hide and seek with our younger cousins
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>>678242134
>>678243488
Wait, more? How many before and how many total
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Cheated on my wife with a girl I met on tinychat when I was in the military.

I eat my jizz every time I jerk off.
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>>678244619
>>>678229745 (You)
>No, you're 100% full on faggot
>>dude sucked my dick
>>I'm 100% straight

But I didn't like it and couldn't even get a semblance of a boner. I was ready to wreck his shit too. It's one of those situations where you can get behind the idea(lol) but in practice doesn't work.
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>>678245982
Ten before I met her, 26 total I think.
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>>678245119
I was careless. she read some messages that I hadn't deleted and blew her top at me, but they were ones I managed to explain away as innocent. if she'd read a little further down she would have seen plans to meet up and fuck with a different girl.

After that it was a week or so of cat and mouse as she started going through and questioning everything, I barely managed to stay ahead. It involved breaking into email accounts of a side girl, faking a family crisis, and a bunch of other stuff.

She never found a thing. Apologised for doubting me. It was a learning experience for me.

Once I was off meeting a girl at a bar, went out side to take my gfs call, and saw her car parked there with her in it. I was about five yards from being found out.
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The only way I can produce and maintain an erection is if I am rough. Like, choking her to the point of her losing consciousness. I only get hard if I assume dominance. I hate it, and I don't know why. I feel like I am fucked up.
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I gave my sister oral sex and played doctor with her on multiple occasions, getting her to open her libia and spooned at age 13
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>>678245317
If you were a client of ours I don't think we'd have much trouble getting you a job. I know the support network in the US is a bit different but there are companies and organisations that'll help. It might just involve paying taxi fares to work and back each day.

Good luck anon.
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I have a daughter that I visit regularly that my family doesn't know about
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>>678226928
Fuck u
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Im secretly bi and im very attracted to my straight friend.
Also whenever my cousin visits we take turns fucking eachother in the ass.
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>>678234965
You don't understand that for some people, even the gold is shit. Being suicidal isn't a cowards way out and it isn't giving up. Its saying "things will almost certainly never get better, I shouldn't put myself through more suffering for no reason
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>>678242449
NEWFAGGOT
chicks don't exist on the internet unless tits and timestamp.
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>>678242561
Emma?
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>>678242561
If this is you, I forgive you.
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>>678248343
what a beta cuck
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I'm a paramedic/fag.. Last year found a 4 day old suicide. Woman had been a stripper. The only way I can cum is to imagine my girlfriend as a rotting corpse.
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I can get quads whenever i want
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>>678248035
Nope. Sorry for what she did though /b/ro. Mine never found out about anything I posted.

Gay, and Jake btw.
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>>678248472
Or someone trying to move past a rough in his past. Gotta say something to everything don't you anon?
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>>678248929
Thx. I just think she still cares and shows it by keeping me from being involved in her legit satanic stuff
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I cheated on my wife with her good friend on our couch, got caught, got divorced, started fucking a married girl, sometimes go out to group dinners with her husband, I don't really care because he's a beta fag. Send her dirty texts throughout the dinners in front of him, then cheated on her with some slut I met at a bar last weekend. What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>678248950
what a beta cuck
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I'm a registered sex offender
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>>678249332
A beta Cuck doesn't kill people.
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>>678249561
Rape isn't real anyway, so you're fine.
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>>678225763
kek
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>>678242561
Sandy?
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I think about my step-daughter when I am fucking my wife.
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>>678249722
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>>678225275
tits or gtfo
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>>678250044
Dubdubdubs. Wasn't even trying
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>>678227488
if dubs, kill yuourself
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>>678249722

Was consensual.But getting caught balls deep in the babysitter is a bad thing apparently.
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>>678250832
Rape isn't real, so you're good.
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>>678233554
Not that kind of thread /b/ro
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I fantasize about killing one of my best friends so that his gf, my ex, becomes dependent on me. I don't love her anymore, but I hate that they're two of my best friends and I have no control over their relationship. I want her to eventually settle for me and become an obedient wife. I'd feign a happy husband, and then on one of our deathbeds, I would tell her I killed him and that her whole life was constructed and manipulated by me.
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I love to have 3 somes with my wife and best friend.
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itt pic related
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I never have fun I make up early go to college go to work and then do home work I I'm very dumb I struggle with my classes I'm always tired I have friends but I'm to busy to do stuff I want to kill my self but I'm to much of a pussy to do it
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