What's your sexual orientation /b/?
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What's your sexual orientation /b/?
Normal, not homo.
>>678222319
Bisexual.
Normal, all homo.
>>678222319
strictly normal
>>678222486
me too
Gay
I'm a faggot
bi
>>678222649
Congrats cocksucker.
Cock sucking sissy slut/10
Waiting till I get to service my first cock..
I'm bi, but 90% of the time I'm attracted to women. Only feminine men attract me.
>>678223218
is that cum on his face?
pretty gay
>>678223285
>sissyslut
>service first cock
nah luv.
Goat
gay
>>678223574
are you muslim?
>>678223271
sure, Id prefer bottom
>>678222319
Labels are gay, and I fucking despise pronouns, and all other forms of grammar. But to answer your question, I like chicks, I like traps, and I'd fuck some guys, but I'm much more picky about which ones. So, kinda bi I guess.
>>678223545
Do I get the title after I do cause I'm meeting a /b/tard in a few weeks >:3
I like dolphins.
>>678224520
You'll get a title in the obituaries. Remember where you are hun.
>>678222319
Woman with a dick in her mouth = erotic as hell.
Man with a dick in his mouth = just looks wrong.
idk you tell me
>>678224918
That's kind of racist, don't you think? It could be the other faggot who's gonna wind up murdered.
>>678225573
It could be bloodshed or a cumshower, do you want to take your chances?
Mostly straight. Not attracted to men but if a cock popped through a hole in the wall I'd suck it or at least jerk it off.
>>678222319
i swing both ways, but i am not a slut abut sex and i dont just hop in bed with strangers
Bi.
Sexually dominant with women
Sexually submissive with men
gaaaadd damn, no wonder. So many fags on here, explains all the white knighting, beta-raging, bait-posting(pretending to be women)
>this has been enlightening
>>678222553
>>678222729
>>678222841
>>678223271
>>678223285
>>678223434
>>678223631
>>678225072
i didn't expect to see so many homos in here
>>678222319
is OP a faggot?
>>678222319
Im gay
Bi. I prefer women over men though.
OP here, i'm a faggot
I'm vegan.
>>678227282
Found the vegan.
>>678222319
Cisgendered white male, who likes to oppress his fiancé by making her my literal Bdsm submissive. Make her call me sir and stuff. Shit so cash
Attack Helicopter, pre-op.
>>678222319
Kind of mixed up.
Married and definitely attracted to females, but also into guys. Not into flamey queer types but fantasize about sucking off and bottoming for muscular guys.
had my first gay blowjob the other week
Men know what they are doing down there.
>>678222319
Irrelevant
Straight but obsessed with traps
Why does it feel so good to be a submissive cockslave to alpha, muscular, dominant men?
>>678225765
What if I didn't mind and end to the suffering?
>>678224510
Same
>>678229727
So, you're a closet homo
>>678222486
things in common
gayy
swagg
>>678225020
Absolutely this.
I'm bi, but if I were to see myself in the mirror (or on video) sucking dick I'd fucking hate it. Gay porn sucks. Dudes with facial hair covered in jizz is so goddamn disgusting.
I literally pretend I'm a hot girl I saw on the street or a female friend when I'm doing it. For me it's mostly cuckoldry, so you'd think I could just get my gf to suck a big cock, but that doesn't really do it for me either...
>>678228964
I'm kinda Bi now, but if i had a fat big cock like that, i'd be straight :(
>>678232149
Judging from your obsession and envy of large cocks, you wouldnt.
>>678232149
hmm yeah that's my thing too. If I had a bigger dick I would have no use for dudes at all. My dick is perfect for like 60% of all women, and others would tolerate because I'm good looking, fit, non-autist, etc. but it's the other 40% that fucks me up. I get really turned on thinking about a stud with perfect genes and a cock that could please every woman he wanted.
lez
>>678232619
not obsessed, but many girls i had sex with told me my dick was not good enough...sucks to have a thin 4 incher which meant i had more interest in fucking twinks or trans than women...rejection can really hrut bro..
Guuuuuuuurl don't get me started
>>678233015
interesting. Wasn't the rejection for me (I've actually never had a comment, neither positive nor negative, about the size of my dick), or like noticeably not being able to please a woman... for me it was seeing other dudes in the locker room with dicks clearly much bigger than mine, and... A LOT of them. Made me realize that my dick was pretty small.
>>678222602
same
>>678233015
>>678232921
You know this still makes zero sense, dont try and rationalize it with something so round about. You guys are literally saying if you didnt feel bad about your dick size you wouldnt be having sex with men. Which is like saying if i had been born with green eyes, i wouldnt be an accountant. They're completely unrelated.
>>678231353
swervee
BIsexual, but I've been curious to see what being a sissy would be like
>>678233682
Eh, not really man. I'm not interested in men. I've always preferred the company of women, and enjoy fucking them. When I walk down the street, I am THE MAN, so to speak... I don't ever look at another man longingly. It's a penis obsession, bordering on cuckoldry, and a combination of what we were discussing in those post... wanting to please women through sheer biology (ie. not having to put in any work). For some reason we glorify that in our culture - "whoa that dude has had perfect abs since he was a baby, naturally long legs, strong jawline and a huge dick". They're all things you can't control, and us 'lesser men' have to actually work for things, and will probably STILL lose out to these guys.
>>678222319
>What's your sexual orientation /b/?
Single player
Very Homo
>>678233682
when did i imply i was having sex with men? i said twinks and I never implied i was the bottom cause i was not..infact i only fucked 3 guys, all between 17-20, only once at meetups and its only their ass that gets fucked..not mine.. i didn't even allow them to blow me..but since i was 13, i had sex with 12 girls, ..I had a 2 year relationship with the last girl before she broke up in 2015 citing being unsatisfied..never had anal sex with any of those girls because they did not want it..anus has more muscle thus a smaller dick feels better in an anus that a rekt vagina..my last relation made me realise that if i was bigger , i would have satisfied those girls and not feel shame whenever i run across them in town..You wouldn't knpw the difference, You are probably white or black and well endowed...so what the fuck would you know about rejection due to a small phallus size..the worst part was, i was going to propose to my last GF on valentines day this year..
Bisexual master race, 66.6% straight
>>678222319
>there is nothing better than putting your cock inside someone
>there is nothing better than rough&raw with a fucking woman
>therefore
I wouldnt mind being fucked/fucking dudes if it was worth it, but, honestly, why even bother? I just dont see the appeal
not fag
Normal.
Have a wife, but watch furry/gay furry/loli
Still feeling straight as fuck as I almost despise the "look" of "real" masculinity.
>>678234602
>>678234858
Yes really. Sure those are all things we're brought up emulating but there's no correlation between a desire to have sex with another guy and being jealous of what they have. If they were there'd be far more gay guys than what there are. It's pure delusion to suggest that if you had a large dick this would somehow make it less desirable for you to have sex with other guys. Nothing at all that you both said suggests otherwise. You're envious of the naturally gifted aesthetics of other men so that means you fuck guys who arent even like them at all? Come the fuck on.
>>678223318
Exact same
>>678222319
attracted to women
>was raped by sitter when i was 5 for 4 years
>memories turn me on
>want to be a bottom cumslave
>>678234225
swerve at my ass boy
>>678223318
same
Primarily straight but can develop homosexual attraction through strong emotional connection.
straight sober
bi drunk
i'm a grill btw
>>678236013
Speaking through experience or hypothesis?
>>678235276
you're not "normal" if you fap to furry gay shit or lolis
>>678235427
Wait what? We're two different anons. I don't fuck little twinks, I find that revolting.
I've sucked two dicks in my life and they were both porno-sized. I would never touch another man's penis if it didn't dwarf mine. I just find that aspect exciting. Even when it's in my mouth or potentially in my ass, it's not even... sex, really. Sex with women is just completely different.
I treat dude sex like getting a good massage. There's no romance, no longing, no further thought in the days/weeks/months that follow... in fact no touching, no talking, and no kissing. I don't think you realize how fucking shitty it is to live day by day with a small penis. It's hell. You get your rocks off however you can.
That said, I've had woman that make me FEEL like I have a huge alpha dick. Hell, maybe they even THOUGHT that I did (inexperience, not having any other guys present to compare to, etc.). That is a glorious glorious feeling. I just imagine how much better it would be if you actually had a mammoth hog that made a girl wet immediately.
>>678236461
Anon, this is completely and totally fucking illogical. Just say you're fucking bi, not only incidentally gay due to your tiny penis.
experience
mainly straight.. I think every man on this planet is atleast 5% Bi..since guys are becoming less hairier, and less smelly, and more clean looking, things we associate with women we develop a desire to fuck them..mainly cause a part of our brain sees them as feminine..I think its how the Romans did it...thus why they had boys who they would have sex with all the time..don't deny it guys bit when Justin Bieber popped out a few years back, a few of us wanted to rape his ass..
>>678222319
Hetero
>>678223271
if this gets me hard. am i gay?
bisex, master race
>>678237647
I wouldn't say
faggot here
>>678237170
well now you HAVE to greentext in anon.
it's the only way.
>>678236789
I do say I'm "bi", but even that isn't exactly accurate. Most people in the gay and bi community have rejected me because I don't fit the criteria.
I don't know how to further explain it, my dude. I love women and have done everything there is to do sexually with a woman. But my absolute favourite is that primal/animal sexuality that comes from the two polars of masculinity and femininity coming together. A beautiful woman with a perfect ass and big round titties deserves a big, solid, stud with a thick cock and bull balls... not a skinnyfat manlet with a slightly below average rod. I'm not sexually attracted to myself. It's very hard to engage in sex when you don't even find yourself worthy of having it (and I'm not going to bang ugly girls because that just doesn't do it for me).
Like I said. Putting a big dick in your ass is like getting a massage from somebody with strong hands. There's nothing "sexual" about it for me. I don't care if they find me sexy, and I don't find them sexy. I just know that WOMEN would. Also, I just like the feeling, and I like seeing physical perfection in the flesh, in front of me, in my hands, in my mouth, etc. It's not even sex. It's just investigating somebody else's body and letting them get you off if that's what they enjoy.
>>678237170
I'm assuming this is related to >>678236207
so.
who was he?
>>678237647
probably in to gay bestiality ..but not gay..
>>678237462
If there's a passable trap who looks totally like a girl but has a dick, I'd suck that dick. I also like seeing girls get covered in cum, but I have no attraction to the male body...if you wanted to fuck Justin beibers ass, you're far more than "5%" gay.
>>678238469
Again sounds just like simple delusion. You can classify it like if you want but just know it's not everyone else being weird but your rather muddy perception.
If all you want is to find guys who are muscular, manly, and have cocks bigger than yours to fuck you want worship their bodies there's definitely guys out there who would be happy to accommodate you.
I get that you dont think you can have an emotional attachment to men but there's no denying that your interest in good looking men is definitely sexual.
Bisexual but I lean a little more to the lesbian side.
Even though I have a boyfriend.
>>678222319
Boy
>>678222319
I have come to accept myself as horse sexual. I can only get off to horse porn. When I have sex I stand on all fours like a horse while the woman moves in awkward positions in order to pleasure herself with my dick.
>>678222319
straight a lot of these faggots on here turn gay because they can't get no pussy.
they believe starting to watch gay shit will make them more attractive to gay dudes.
where they are wrong is that they are just ugly motherfuckers with shit personality.
and when all else fail they turn to furry faggot shit and cartoon sex dolls faggotry
pathetic cunts. I actually respect queers in the real world who don't get flamboyant
and just go about their day like an average joe that takes it in the ass
some faggots just love attention and fight for gay rights and this that & the 3rd fuck em
this is america goddamnit fuck queer socially retarded people in general all around the world
>>678222319
I just have sex with people who I wanna have sex with and pray to Xenu that I don't get the Aids.
Seriously, complicating biological attraction by defining sexual constructs is stupid. Just fuck anyone or anything. Who cares, unless maybe it's illegal. But, don't be a cuck to people trying to press their views on you. We all are going to die eventually and limiting your happiness by this false sense of guilt, shame, etc... It's just retarded.
>>678240226
>projecting this hard
you know you like it
Bisexual. Dicks and cum are nice but male faces aren't cute to me. I'd blow a dude but wouldn't kiss one. I also like titties and feet and hips and stuff. Women have better bodies. Men would be hot anonymously when dealing with only the genitals. Women are sexier. I dunno, I really mostly just like cocks that look like my own.. I guess I'm a narcacisst. I wish I could blow myself.
>>678239383
Hold on, are you gay? Is that why you're posting naked dudes?
Sorry, if so then this whole thing discussion just makes way more sense.
I'm bi, but like 70:30 women:men, so obviously we're coming from different worlds here. Straight up, I love watching the way a woman reacts to a big dick. I love those "big dick reaction" clips and all that. My sexuality revolves entirely around women, but it also revolves around how THEY react to men. If I see a man who would garner such a response, I think... wouldn't that be fun to try... I mean women make sucking dick look really awesome. In fact, I have to pretend I am a woman for it to work. And it's also 100% about jealousy... like I said, I never once thought about engaging in sexual activity with another man UNTIL I realized I had a small dick.
Perhaps one day I'll turn to getting my gf to fuck an alpha male, but my emotional/romantic attachment to women would just get absolute fucked if I did that. I fear it would ruin my life. So for now I can get off to pretending to be a woman and suck a monster cock and let him fill my ass if that's what works for him. In all honesty I don't even get off on the "giving pleasure" aspect of sucking dick. I don't care about the guy at all. I just like dick and find it fun to play with. I barely even relate it to sexuality at all.
>>678240486
Fellow Bi here, I feel the same about cocks/cum but also love a tight asshole on either guy or girl.
I'm attracted to pretty much all of a woman though.
Ideally I'd like to be the meat in a bisexual sandwich and have all 3 of us (with the help of a strap on for the girl) switch places.
>>678229790
i know right! i wish i could trade places with that guy
>>678228954
I like the femmy ones, they make my dick diamonds.
>>678236854
>>678229790
source?
>>678241190
By myself but honestly lean more toward guys. I just dont know how you can say things like you'd let guys fuck you and suck their dicks but in a non-sexual manner, the act of doing so is inherently sexual no matter what. Unlike emotional or romantic there's no separating a sexual act from being exactly that.
It sounds like you'd be far happier trying to work toward some appreciation and desire to have sex with guys even if it has to be in some round about way like only doing so out of some sense of respect or admiration. If you're actually thinking of letting other guys fuck your partner is the next step or sense of progression because you just like the idea that much.
>>678241593
Haha my fantasy is blow a guy with my wife. It'd be so hot to help her and be down there with her omg
>>678242246
I think it's something from eric videos.
>>678242157
Yeah muscle guys and hairy dudes are disgusting af
>>678242851
eric?
>>678228964
i need a god like this in my life
I'd like to have a couple suck my cock too, that would be hot af.
Bisexual.
Women are more attractive.
But guys just are a lot more fun.
>>678242157
dickgirls, no guys
>>678243283
Yes!
>>678222319
bisexual. yes, I am a cock loving faggot. I also like to smash some puss too. get over it.
>guaranteed replies
Daily reminder all of you sexual degenerates have been brainwashed by Marxist propaganda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vTMIc7gGKI
>>678242266
Don't know how to further explain it man. Is eating icecream sexual? Is a massage sexual?
I trust an alpha male to fill me up and tickle my prostate, but I don't "admire" or "respect" him in the slightest. It feels good, so I do it. Sucking dick is fun, so I do it. Even when I see a gay dude giving me the eyes in public I cringe and feel pity on the guy. I don't understand how anyone could be gay. But I definitely can understand why WOMEN love men, and I get off on that.
I completely understand what you're saying, but removing the emotional/romantic part of things is just step one. When I'm with a dude, I don't even touch my own dick.... and definitely don't let him touch me. I'll give up my ass, but not my dick. Before I realized I could get pleasure from anal stimulation I wouldn't even get naked with a man. Because I don't CARE if he finds me attractive. In fact, I don't WANT him to. I just really love big aesthetic dicks, and if mine was bigger I'd be way more confident in my day-to-day life and be more inclined to use it with women in more settings. Just even the sight of a woman catching a glimpse of your bulge is enough to set me off... I love how women love dick. I want to love dick like a woman loves dick, that's really all.
I seriously can't believe how many queers are in here... Is this for real or is this more jewbot emasculating brainwashing bullshit?
Anyway, I am also bi. Pretty much 50/50.
I like all sorts of women, but I really only like normal/masculine men. Swishing, lisping fags turn me off completely. I'm typically the sub with guys and versatile with women.
The guy that says he gets with dudes because his dick is small is a fucktard. Penis size doesn't mean anything in regards to your sexuality.
Also, I agree with these two:
>>678240226
>>678240261
>>678243007
Eric Videos, it's either a company or site. Either way they have a few videos like that one.
>>678243971
>Penis size doesn't mean anything in regards to your sexuality.
it does when you literally worship women and they don't care about your body at all
Nother faggot reporting in.
>>678222319
a-sexual
>>678243923
That's just it, those things arent sexual because they dont involve the act of sex. In it's most simplistic terms it's doesnt even qualify.
It sounds like you want to make it both simple and complex at least that's the rational for the whole package. You say it feels good so you do it, in which case why not just have sex with guys because you like it? There's no need to do some mental gymnastics like you only actually do it because you imagine yourself as a woman and like the idea of women liking big dicks.
Even in the simplest of terms for it being just because it feels good and is fun you still sound like you're avoiding the topic of the dick itself. You love big, nice looking cocks. That's purely sexual, there's absolutely no way around it and i dont see how you can say it isnt.
>>678243915
Daily reminder fuck off /pol/ you fucking untermenschen.
>>678244805
same man
Str8, but if I do enough MDMA I'll touch my bunghole.
>>678244273
Pretty pathetic to think so much of them fampai.
>>678222319
i fucked a queer girl for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
>>678245131
TRIGGERED
>>678226108
>trap threads
>rate my dick threads
>shota threads
>I didn't know there were so many faggots
Geez bro wake up
>>678245704
G/fur
Cum tribute.
Fap roulette.
Boipussy
Just a few you forgot.
>>678229727
Post moar!
Gay
>>678244835
Believe me, I see what you're saying. But I just straight up don't like men. I don't like talking to them, I don't want them touching me. I don't care whether they're enjoying themselves either.
I do fuck men because I enjoy it. I'm sure they enjoy it too, but I don't care if they do. But if I didn't know how much women liked dick, I wouldn't care about dick at all. I never looked at a man and wanted to see him naked. I never saw a dick and thought, "man I want some dude on dude sex". It all started with women. Women love cock. I would love to drive a woman wild with my dick. Well, I guess I'm being a bit of a baby about it, I've had women treat my dick very well in my life... but in that raw primal kind of way. You know, when a girl doesn't even like a guy but she can't ditch him because he's got a big dick? That shit gets me going.
I can't explain it, obviously. I don't imagine a dude coming over to my place to lay the moves on me and then we bang. When I have a dick infront of me, I imagine all the women I'd love to bang and pretend I'm them being completely, genuinely satisfied by this monster cock. It's almost like I'm the guy I'm sucking... his dick is my dick, but I also get to be the beautiful woman sucking it. I get to take engage in everything I like about sex in my weird little fantasy. But once all that kind of fades and reality sinks in, it's just about getting rocks off.
But like I said... I've fucked 25 women for every man. This is probably the most I've ever spoken about my experience with gay sex.
I could probably go the rest of my life without fucking another man. It doesn't really matter that much to me. Which is a huge part of why I don't really associate with being "bi". Because coming out implies that sex is a huge part of your life/identity, when for me it isn't. Sex is a very small part of my life.
>>678222319
About as gay as you can get, but i love manly, tall, muscular guys. Femininity is always an instant turn off.
>>678243915
>cultural marxism
Nigga, your real enemy is postmodernism.
>>678237462
Speak for yourself.
>>678222319
Unsure. I fap to normal porn but since Ive lost to a dubs fap to gay porn thread I have found I can get off to gay furry porn. The only gay porn I can get off to is gay furry porn though. It has left me very confused as I don't consider myself a furry either and think they are some of the most cancerous people on Earth.
>>678247290
There's no need to treat your sexual orientation as coming out or like it's a big part of your life, it's only ever meant to be a facet of it. Just hopefully one of many things to help identify you. Only idiots love placing too much importance on it.
![IMG-20150910-WA0004[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DYlZ0t0.jpg "IMG-20150910-WA0004[1].jpg")
>>678223434
>>678225072
Hello guys ;) I'm gay too
Pedophile.
Kill yourself normies.
95% straight into women
5% cocks and traps are okay
>>678222319
Straight. It seems pretty rare these days
>>678248311
the edge on this one...
Probably bi. I rather enjoy a dildo or plug up my ass, but only find 1 in 10 guys attractive. Hairy, butch guys like myself don't do it for me. If I found the right fem lookin dude, I'd probably go a few rounds him.
>>678248311
same here bro
>>678222319
im into girls young and middle aged and old
im into them being fucked by me, or by a dog, or another man
im into getting blowjobs most especially
i also just like turning people on or getting them really sexually frustrated
i have a lot of fun and i dont think i really fit into a specific category and i detest labels
for if one saw i was into one thing they throw one onto me but no im into quite a few good things my friends... very good things.
