7 decides. Help me get laid boys.
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7 decides. Help me get laid boys.
T mobile is fegit do u fagit an fagit do
Hey, I kinda like you.
>>678215115
Meh. They had a good ass plan. Haven't ever faced any issues with the network
>>678215207
Do this. You should switch to dubs.
>>678215207
>>678214908
Op, do it faggot
Op doesn't deliver
Send her this
8 decides.
>>678216133
send me a pic
you know what I want to see
>>678216133
As in wanna come over to watch a movie?
>>678216133
I want my dick inside you.
>>678216133
As in, I really think you're amazing, Want to go for some dinner tomorrow?
>>678216133
It's kind of like how I like child porn
>>678216401
Reroll
>>678216133
I want to lick your feet.
>>678216133
deez nnutz gott em
xD
>>678216354
rolling
>>678216133
As in, I think you're beautiful teehee
>>678216133
As in, I think you're really pretty
>>678216133
I wanna skull fuck your dead nan
>>678216133
I've got my hand on my dick right now.
>>678216466
Rereroll
>>678216561
Reroll
>>678216407
RE ROLL FOR THIS
>>678216564
kek rolleng
*send dick pic* You wanna Netflix and suck this dick?
I want to breed with you....
pls respond
>>678216133
As in, I LIKE you.
>>678216580
Roll again
>>678216621
Reroll
>>678216564
rolling
>>678216133
AS IN I'VE GOT A BIG FAT DICK FOR YOU
>>678216665
reroll
>>678216561
this
Like I want to see what your face looks like covered in my cum
as in i wanna get my dinky stinky
>>678216564
rell
>>678216706
Reroll
>>678216133
meatspin.com
>>678216758
fucking faggot
I have liked you as in more than a friend for a while now you are constantly on my mind :( sorry I'm telling you this its probably awkward buy I couldn't keep it tomyself any longer
>>678216407
rollin in the deeeeeeeep
>>678216758
winrar
>>678216758
Winner
>>678216407
roll for glory
as in i like to shove my dick in benie babies
>>678216561
roll
>>678216918
>>678216858
DOUBLE 8'S
>>678216407
roll
>>678216133
As in you're pretty cool and I find you sexually attractive
>>678216758
Winroar
as in, you know, friends? I think we've developed quite a nice friendship and I would never like that to change!
As in LETS FUCK
potato
>>678217105
Roll
Deliver OP
as in i want you to stick things in my pooper
Can't tell if good. 9 decides
>>678217316
LOL IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
>>678217316
Do you like it in the pooper?
>>678217316
What the fuck does that mean, cunt?
>>678217316
Do you... maybe wanna go out on a date? I just redeemed my good boy points and we can go to mcdonalds.
>>678217316
You want to get Dinner Tomorrow? Call it a date?
>>678217316
Im kidding, send nudes?
>>678217316
Your fucked OP. Abort.
>>678217316
Would you like to see a movie?
>>678217316
Let's have sex, meet at my place in 10.
>>678217489
winrar
>>678217489
Omg
>>678217489
winnerrr
>>678217316
And I daydream of you without clothing
we might actually get OP laid at this point
(Inserts dick in mouth)
>>678217489
winrar, op it was good, you gon get laid son
>>678217489
Thank you Winrar
>>678217489
winrar
>>678217316
stop using emojis you fucking emoji bitch ass
>>678217437
This
>>678217489
rip
I want to main line your queefs
I just want to have sex with you
>>678217316
Soooo... What is that face supposed to mean?
>>678217437
This roll
>>678217316
Sike! I'm not a rapper.
>>678217316
I've been diagnosted with pancreatic cancer, i just want to fuck for once before i die
>>678217604
4chan first.
>>678217489
Lol winrar
>>678217316
Would you ever agree to going out sometime? Maybe cinema or something ?
>>678217489
Kek
>>678217489
Gonna get straight in her pants with that, OP. Send it
>>678217489
Find the robot.
>>678217489
OH FUCK
ROLL
>>678217842
Just maybe. Kek
posting in potentially good thread
You NEVER tell a girl you like her before she tells you. Learn to play it fucking cool m8.
>>678217489
deliver
>>678217489
Just had to go and ruin it you piece of shit
Dont be scared of my enormous nigger penis... Btw even though I am white, my member is black... Long story.
OP FAG OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
>>678218080
It seems playful, he didn't ruin it.
Why is everyone trying to ruin it... The fun will be over so fucking fast... Just help op out for once nd get him laid
>>678217489
just use the first sentence
Any of these
"I know you might not have thought of me like this, but but I've liked you for while now"
"I mean we get along pretty well, why not see if we work out as more than just friends?"
"I'm not asking you to make a decision, but I like the idea of you and me"
>>678218346
This is going into my hand dandy notebook anon.
>>678217316
Oh i am sorry i went too fast. But I wanted to know if u woould like to go to a restaurant with me. I cant be in a friendzone with someone i like more than a friend
Feels fucking bad man. 0 decides
>>678218463
Come on dubs...
>>678218550
abort, she's not interested, don't try anymore or it will be friendzone, show her this thread to revive relationship
Have you ever watched a guy pee?
>>678218497
Glad I can be of service anon
>>678218550
well. I'll wait for you, no big deal.
then send her a dick pic
>>678218550
Can I watch you masturbate?
Just call if you want to do anything :)
>>678218550
I believe you get the right to write the next message OP
>>678218346
or a more truthful statement
"im such an autistic faggot that im look to the niggers on b to try to get in your pants"
Can I show you my penis atleast?
>>678218550
I've really liked the idea of you and me for a long time...
>>678218550
Next weekend? I've got a lot of free time for your puss.
>>678218690
Oh god, winrar
>>678218550
your loss dumb slut
>>678218720
lol
0 is winrar
>>678218550
Hey you're cool. Don't go to class tomorrow :(
do u wanna fuck or can you not take 8 inches?
>>678218550
No problem, just hit me up whenever you want :)
what were we talking about before I failed at flirting again?
damn i wanted to do something fun with someone who is fun
>>678218550
Congrats op you fucked it... We tried to help but you went with the one that fucked it up congratulations.. She is no longer interested unless you fix it really quick..
>>678218720
winrar. Do it OP
>>678218720
You fucked it up faggot
>>678218740
This should win instead
>>678218690
>winrar
>>678218690
Winner
>>678218690
This gon be good
>>678218550
lol fuck... Shot down
Op, you decide, you got 0.
>>678218690
Welp, OP wasn't fucked by this point, he is now
>>678218754
>im look
fuck im retarded
>>678218550
Are you into RP. I could be your step father and fuck you then ditch you nude in a immigrant camp where you will be treated as a cum bucket until you die from sand nigger STD's. xoxo
"We don't have to do anything serious, can do something easy like just chill after (work/school/classes)?"
>>678218720
OP
It's time to delivrar
>>678218690
rip
>>678218550
Ofc you are. Goodbye Kait. ..goodbye
>>678218550
hahaha i was only kidding, i was a doing a meme, friend!
>>678219074
but >>678218690 is the real winrar
>>678218979
op was fucked when she said she was busy, now we can have fun
so thats a no. guess ill just kill myself then.
>>678219205
this
>>678219280
SEND THIS INSTEAD OP
Someone get dubs 00 to fix it
>>678218979
We'll see what happens
>>678219205
this guy knows his shit, find a new chick and leave this one for us faggots
>>678219386
>>678219386
I agree. Send this
Lurking for delivery..
The good old I'm too busy excuse. There's no hope op
1decides.
"You. Me. My mother. Your father. Think about it ;)"
>>678219641
so thats a no to the date. ill honestly probably just kill myself then
>>678219641
do you want to?
Well open up
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF. do it faggot.
Do you want to?
>>678219641
Come over next weekend, I'll show you things you've never seen before and we can have some fun ;)
>>678219641
Well, you can watch me pee after we go to McDonalds Friday, which we are, whether you like it or not, hoe.
i just made a quick video of me peeing on my carpet and wonderd if u would like to see it. :)
>>678219641
Can I watch you masturbate?
>>678219641
Show her the thread op
>>678219641
Sorry, can we hang out after work, and maybe watch some Netflix and cuddle?
>>678219791
WINRAR
>>678219641
i will trade you 3 rare pepes for 1 of your nudes?
>>678219791
do it fag op
>>678219641
You wanted to get laid... Everyone is going to avoid you from this point. She is probably texting her friends that will text their friends.. Good going OP, forever virgin
>>678219791
Winrar
>>678219641
Can i dropkick your nans ashes?
>>678219791
If i were to pay you a grand for some succ would you do it? I have so much disposable money I'm up to my ears in transgender cock
>>678219641
Im Op and im controlled by the puppetmasters
"Sorry, seriously that was meant for one of my friends acting gay XD, but back to the real question, you want to hang out some other time?" I'm trying to help OP
Poop nuggets are tasty
>>678219791
Rekt keke
>>678219641
why you lying? your never to busy to go on one romantic dinner
>>678219641
"wanna do a deal or will you die uneducated?"
>>678219641
I want to pee in your pussy and down your throat.
>>678219791
kek
>>678219791
Winrar
>>678219791
Oh man, you are going to get OP's fingers stuck in his bum with that one.
"My gay friends just stole my phone from me I'm so sorry XD, but really, we should meet up sometime"
"Damn autocorrect lol, (really though my friends are trying their best to screw this up) but we should just hang sometime"
OP there is a winrar, where is the content?
deliver op
can u send me a pic of ur breast?
Save me pls. 2 decides
>>678220706
Nigga, give him some time - he also has to wait for the girl to respond
>>678220706
he's waiting for a response you fucking impatient nigger
>>678220813
The peeing thing was just to break the ice.
IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF I HATE MY LIFE THIS WAS A ATTEMPT I CANT DO IT ANYMORE
Then fuck you piss is life
>>678220923
Rolling for this
I lost a bet on that one, can you forget about it?
>>678220813
I just got rekt and kekd
>>678220813
im really sorry its just who i am. i mean we have to cherish each other's differences.
>>678220813
would you prefer it if i took a shit on your chest?
Sorry for that, I have been hacked by a hacker known as 4chan
>>678220962
winrar
>>678220813
send me a pic ur breast plz?
>>678220962
Loool rekt winrar
>>678220813
i was just wondering i dont actually want you to watch me pee. haha i can barrely even pee if the cat walks in the room
>>678220999
nice trips
"say yes or i will skin you alive and wear your skin like a coat"
>>678220813
OP
If you wanna get in her pants, you have an opening, leave 4chan now and figure this out the rest of the way. We're only gonna fuck it up for you.
>>678220813
I was just kidding about the pee thing lmao, I wanted to see what you would say I actually asked someone that before and they said it's their fetish pmsl, so you wanna come over and have some fun?
>>678220813
i was just breaking the ice, so anyway urinetrested in coming over then?
That was just to get your attention and to get your mind thinking about my penis (that's what i pee out of XD)
I'm gonna fuck you so hard
>>678220968
RIP OP
>>678220962
KEK
>>678220813
I was just joking. I really wanted to talk to you and got a bit lost
>>678220813
It was a joke lol
fuck you cunt, come over here and suck my dick or I'm gonna kill your entire family.
>>678220962
kek
>>678220813
If you won't come over to me, i'll cum over you Kaitlyn
>>678220813
i was just kidding to get your attention. lets plan it: beer or vodka?
>>678217993
This nigga right.
Come clean, post the thread. Only option OP, fag out. Laid>4c
>>678221180
ignore winrar and take this
>>678221178
Rolling for this
>>678220962
pls op just fuck her.. ask for noods and delivar
