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Hey /b/
this Discussion has gone trough my squad since 2 Years. we will accept the majority answers in this /thread as final answer.

so? who would win in a fight between these two in a Cage 20×20m with 26 degree Celsius no trees no bushes
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>>678213311
Bear.
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>>678213311
Grizzly, not close.
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Bear. It's got the size advantage.
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The bear
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>>678213311
gorilla easily.
i dont think there's any mammal that can win in a proper fight against a gorilla. fuckers are 99% steel muscle and can move like Ali.
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sage this page faggot
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this is pretty much an above average man w/o a gun VS. a BEAR
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>>678213758

gorilla - 150kg
grizzly - 280kg

this shouldn't even be a debate.
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>>678213758
Literally this, thumbs allow grip instead of shitty swipes, the gorilla could just cling onto the bears underbelly and it wouldnt be able to harm the gorilla
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>>678213758
Bears are way faster, they can run down and kill a moose.
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>>678213311

Grizzly Bear. Not even close.
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>>678213311
Grizzly.
size and reach plus claw = clear advantage
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>>678214051
>the gorilla could just cling onto the bears underbelly and it wouldnt be able to harm the gorilla

oh you mean in that position bears use to EAT shit?
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I think anybody who votes gorilla is grossly overestimating the size of a gorilla.
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These are people who evedently dont know survival stories of silverbacks.. theyl tear you arms off and strangle you with them. Would be a good fight imo
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Is bait?
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>>678214422
Yes
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>>678214422
this
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>>678214051

And you think the gorilla would be able to formulate that strategy and implement it?

You are thinking what you might do if you suddenly became a gorilla with the foresight to best defeat the bear.

Gorilla's aren't that smart.
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This wouldn't be a debate but there is the factor of the steel cage it might allow the gorrila more options to dodge the bear. Plus the gorilla has a bite force of 1300 psi while a grizzly only has 1200 psi
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>>678214051
bears have fucking daggers for claws you dumbass
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>Opposable thumbs ftw
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>>678213311
the gorilla can climb the cage and also has the advantage in intelligence.

gorilla climbs up and taughts grizzly.
dumbfuck grizzly wastes energy clawing at it.
gorilla waits at opportune time and does a falling superman punch fist
has thumbs so it can then grip grizzly to the floor
rains punches on bitch nigga bear

gorilla is the winner
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>>678213311
Grizzly bear wins easily unless it's that unusually stupid one from the revenant

also here's a girl putting her arm inside the stomach of a cow
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>>678214859
>force
>psi

wat
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>>678213311
Gorrila
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>>678213311
PETA would somehow end up winning in this situation
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>>678213513
what is the context of this picture?
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>>678215190
/thread
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>>678214986
I chose gorilla but you my nigger friend have no idea how gorillas actually fight mf ain't that smart
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>>678214859
that was tooken from a average 600 pound bear a kodiak has a bite fore of over 2000 and they can weigh 1500
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>>678215439
Not OP by the way, just got a kek out of this
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>>678213311
Gorilla have muscles and thumbs. They are some scary motherfuckers
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Gorillas main attack is by biting. A bear does a better job of this and is stronger and bigger with razor sharp claws to gut the fucker in 1 swipe ney bother
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>>678215524
Faggot we aren't talking about a Kodiak bear.
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>all gorialla can do is punch. and bite a bit. They are big and strong but so is the bear

>grizzly has huge claws, much stronger jaw and more dangerous teeth

The grizzly would win so easy it wouldnt even be close
The claws would rip through the gorillas skin, possibly spill out the guts and make him bleed to teath, all while the bears teeth digging dep into one of the gorillas limbs or the neck
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Anyone who votes Gorilla is literally retarded. Bears are bigger, stronger, faster and more equipped to kill.
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>>678213311
Gorillas don't actually fight that much.
The majority of their confrontations are displays to intimidate rival males. Gorillas are also herbivores and do not hunt for food.

Bears are scary ass motherfuckers with big mouths, big teeth and big claws. They move quick for their size too.
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>>678213311
Grizzly Bear
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>>678215830
even a grizzly can beat a gorrilla you nigger
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There's nothing that the gorilla has over the bear
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>>678213950
No it's not but thanks for trying please return to the ignorant void from which you came

>gorilla = man w/o a gun
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>>678216128
this
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>>678214995
LOL
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>>678213311
Bruh, Gorilla warfare for the win
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How about Bengal Tiger vs. Lion (male)??
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>>678214051
Gorilla thumbs aren't as efficient as human thumbs as we're the only animal with thumbs that can reach over and touch their pinky. Without this you can't form that grip you're talking about.
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>>678213311

bears have fucking blades for hands
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>>678216538
Tiger

Lions are pack animals, and most of the time its the female lions doing the hunting.

Tiger has size and weight advantage, although the mane of the Lion is designed to prevent throat biting.
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>>678215019
psi means pounds per square inch, a measurement of force
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Gorilla would probably bash its head with a rock or something
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>>678213311

According to google, Male Grizzly Bears can weigh up to 600 pounds, while Western Gorillas can only weigh up to 180 pounds

I think the Bear would win, hands down
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>>678216538
Tiger i like both but the Tiger is better in almost every way desu
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Why does no one mention that this fight has literally happened before. People use to fight gorilla x bear and bear x tiger all the time for entertainment. Bear won each and every time in allt of cases gorilla would refuse to fight the bear and accept its fate.
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Gorillas are way stronger than bears
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>>678213311
bear wins in every scenario.

for real, you army faggots have debated this for 2 FUCKING YEARS. everytime you open the fridge are you amazed a light comes on?
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>there are people in this thread that think a gorilla could survive this
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How this "fight" would look like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg9_ZnojxmU

Just replace the deer with a gorilla
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>tfw A gay man vs a nigger everyone says the bear will I think the nigger will win
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>>678213513
this shit is funny. my damn ribs hurt
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>>678217155
That's a Kodiak grizzled is much smaller
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Gorillas have reflexes fast enough to catch a pouncing Leopard and can smash their spines, easily
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>>678217155
survive a white trash hillbilly redneck? i wouldnt wish that level of terror on anyone
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>>678216905
Tiger is used to attacking for the kill, going for the neck and the lions main protects it for that reason
Male Lion is used to fighting other lions, it knows how win a fight against other big cats

so im leaning lion
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>>678217648
the graphics in Far Cry Primal really are fucking awesome
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>>678217244
Those fucking idiots just standing around outside filming it. That bear could clear the distance between them in about two seconds, if he decided to. Bears can run down horses over short distances.
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>>678216930
gr8 b8 m8
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>>678217029
no there not a bear can break a bull moose neck in a single swipe plus gorillas legs are only as strong as a humans
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>>678215019
>(memetext) thinking psi isnt a force lost this must be ylyl
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>>678217029
kek
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>>678217244
not even being edgy this video is fucking hysterical
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>>678216984
see
>>678217729
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>>678217648
leapards kill gorrillas all the time
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Who cares it's Nig on Nig violence
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>>678218415
Lion has a bite force of 600 and a tiger has a bute force of 1200 plus it has about 150-200 pounds on it that mane won't do much
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I'm gonna go gorilla on this one. If the gorilla can get behind the bear or on a place where the bear's really inflexible limbs can't reach then he could easily win. Plus he's way more agile for his weight and strength, sprinting speed really doesnt matter here.
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faggots online trying to convince themselves the gorilla wont win because of their racist bullshit. just because you hate black people doesnt mean they can win fights
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>>678218002
Gorillas can leap up to 10 feet and weigh nearly 400 pounds. Way stronger than human legs
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>>678213311
Leonardo would win against one...or just get raped again
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>>678219112
I'd like 2 know where you studied for this information? It's my professional opinion that you pulled it out of your ass
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First off, lets compare sizes. An ant probably has insane lifting power and very strong jaws and what not, but the fact remains that I can make about 10 disappear at the same time with half a sneeze. So size matters. This is what Wikipedia tells us:

Most adult female grizzlies weigh 130–200 kg (290–440 lb), while adult males weigh on average 180–360 kg (400–790 lb). The average total length in this subspecies is 198 cm (6.50 ft), with an average shoulder height of 102 cm (3.35 ft) and hindfoot length of 28 cm (11 in). Occasional occurrence of huge male grizzlies with weights reported up to 680 kg (1,500 lb), have also been recorded.

Wild males gorillas weigh 135 to 180 kg (300 to 400 lb) while adult females usually weigh half as much as adult males at 68–113 kg (150–250 lb). Adult males are 1.7 to 1.8 m (5.6 to 5.9 ft) tall, with an arm span that streaches from 2.3 to 2.6 m (7.5 to 8.5 ft). Females gorillas are shorter with smaller arm spans. Occasionally, a silverback of over 1.8 metres (5 ft 11 in) and 230 kg (510 lb) has been recorded in the wild. Obese gorillas in captivity can weigh as much as 270 kg (600 lb).


In terms of size, both animals seem evenly matched, with a slight edge to the grizzly bear, as far as males go. Female gorillas clearly aren't made for fighting. So let's look at strength. A bit of searching on the net gave me a list of the strongest animals, pound for pound (apparently researched by Animal Planet). The gorilla is 5th on the list. The grizzly is 8th. The grizzly is heavier, so their strengths are probably matched.
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>>678219533
I've studied primatology for a while and I live in an area with a ton of bears. It is my opinion, but it's based in the fact that the gorilla is much more flexible, dexterous and resourceful than any bear
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>>678219682

There are two things in favour of the gorilla, though. Gorillas are intelligent and highly creative. That's one. The other is that gorillas are bipeds. They usually walk using all four limbs, but they have strong forelimbs which are quite dexterous. So the gorilla might just pick up a thick branch of a tree and knock the grizzly down. Or he might pick up big stones and hurl them at the grizzly, severely injuring the latter in the process. With that kind of upper body strength a gorilla might end up killing the grizzly bear with one hit. But it depends on how familiar the gorilla is with using these as weapons. It's very difficult to improvise when you're in mortal peril.

The bear has claws, on one hand, and, on the other, is equipped with more claws. The grizzly has strength to match that of the gorilla, and weapons it is familiar with and knows how to use. It is a omnivore and has the inbuilt predatory instinct of one. It's more agile than the gorilla. Also, bears are extremely patient.

I believe this would be a very even contest. Gorillas aren't very good at climbing, so even a surrounding with lots of trees wouldn't change things much. It would probably boil down to who gets in the first hit. With his phenomenal strength, a gorilla would be able to choke slam/knock out the grizzly. With his phenomenal strength, a grizzly would be able to rip open the gorilla's face/chest/arms. However, bears do stand up to lions/tigers when threatened and there are cases of black bears beating the living shit out of tigers. I somehow don't see gorillas doing that. My vote goes to the bear, albeit by a very very small margin, largely based on empirical evidence.
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>>678218773
Yeah and I've seen cats chase away bears. Gorillas own cats. Pic related
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I'm saying bear wins.

However if the gorilla had the intelligence of a human it would win.
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>>678213311
Your mom eats both of them in one bite.
>>678213866
No, we anti-sage this thread fag lord.
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>>678219833
i live in an area with a ton of muslims. im now an expert on the Koran.

Thinking of moving to Singapore though, so i can become an expert on oriental studies.
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>>678217244
lol the new bambi film looks pretty sweet
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>>678219682
Go on...I'm getting educated
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>>678217244
>mom i wanna go play in the yard

>not yet jimmy, wait until that wild bear has finished slaughtering that wild deer.
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>>678220164
you wont be an expert on the Koran, but I bet you know more about the muslims than the average person would and would then be able to comment on their behaviors and abilities more accurately :)
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>>678213513
sauce?
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>people are actually debating

Grizzly would win. That's it.
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Alright guys.

Tiger vs Bear?
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>>678221158
Bear. Tigers are ambush predators
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>>678221158
Kodiak Bear>Tiger>Grizzly
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FACT: Bears eat Beets.
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>>678213311
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBek

BEAR VS GRILLA (REAL)
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>>678221575
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>>678221763
That was pretty intense, but which one won?
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Gorilla is on average 10 times stronger than a man, boxers average at about 700 pounds per square inch, and up to 1800. Multiply that by 10,the bear is kill.
Kerchek wins.
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>>678222415
bear have claws and teeth, and are natural predators
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There is a military principle that says you simply do not know what will happen until you do a real physical test. Estimates and guesses are worthless without some real test data. Sometimes there are surprises in store.. like when a monkey snatches the testicles off of a tiger like it's all fun and games.
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>>678222619
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You bear fags are all retarded. Gorillas are natural warriors. They use their superior speed to hit their enemy hard and vanish before they get hit back. They can take down things that would kill them in a straight duel. Why do you think we call it gorilla warfare?
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OK say you put the mind of a world class jiu jitsu fighter in the brain of a silverback... now who wins?
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>>678222619
Teeth like these? I'm fairly certain that they could fuck up a bear
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>>678223642
Bruce Lee
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>>678223055
>>678223860
Gorilla would just run away.

You guys are overestimating the gorilla's size and underestimating the bear's size.
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>>678213311
bear. It's bigger and has huge claws
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>>678223860
>those tiny teeth
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>>678223860
Or these?
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>>678224100
forgot pic related
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if the gorilla can immobilize the bear, he has a chance... a hard punch in the bears nose could do this... if the gorilla then breaks the bears limbs he could then take it out
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Gorillas are pretty strong I guess...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UxoDRHmXfs
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>>678224166
And these
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>>678224166
wouldn't even fully pierce a grizzly pelt
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>>678224310
nothing is ever going to break a bear's limbs.
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I would pay to see it. they used to make animals fight in the coliseum in ancient Rome like this.
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>>678223860
They could tear off human flesh, for sure, but gorillas "society" works on intimidation. Bears are huge, and gorillas less
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>>678224659
a semi truck
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>>678216972

Do you think before you post retarded shit? 180lbs? Most men you see weigh more than that. If you had read the google search you did, you'd find that was a female gorilla. Males are 300-400lbs, some get as big as 500lbs.
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>>678224261
MFW they expect a gorilla to run away from that. They take that as a challenge and go all out in an instant
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Gorilla's can use spears
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>>678213311
Gorilla would fuck a puny ass bear antwhere anytime. Hows that even a question
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>>678225162
Ape is smarter
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>>678225045
kek this is b8, you got me
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>>678223860
>>678224166
>>678224394

https://youtu.be/-6r81UOzIHg?t=56s

Even bear teeth dont do much vs bear hide as you can see by watching videos of bears fighting. And im pretty sure bears have better teeth and stronger jaws then gorillas
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>>678226382
Blunt force trauma
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gorilla, i mean even leonardo dicaprio killed a bear
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The gorilla stands a chance if he can get a headshot in before the grizzly stands up

If the bear ever rears up on his hind legs, the gorilla is fucked. As strong as he is, all he'll be hitting is 6" of fat and fur
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>>678226382
But they don't faggot, a gorilla's bite is stronger than a grizzly's.

Bear:1200 psi
Gorilla:1300 psi
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Bear. Every time.

Sure the gorilla has more intelligence and a good amount of brute strength with a very bad temper

But what it comes down to is who is the more lethal killer?

Although gorillas have been known to eat meat occasionally or even cannibalize each other, they are not inherently meat eaters. They prefer vegetation and are thus less likely to go out and actually hunt.

Where as the bear on the other hand is a meat eater and thus, is a natural born predator. In his kingdom there is no competition, he IS the apex. He can run long distances at alarming speeds, climb tall trees, swim and even dive underwater, plus he is twice as big, twice as strong has longer sharper teeth and extremely sharp claws that he WILL use to KILL because that's exactly what he does. He's a killer.

Gorilla would definitely do some damage but ultimately would never stand a chance.
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>>678213311
silverback easy.

muscle too dense when push came to shove the bear will keel over no discussion
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>>678227193
Just because it doesn't eat meat doesn't mean it won't fuck you up
>Bison
>Rhinos
>Moose
All strictly herbivores, and all will fuck you up
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>>678227193
>But what it comes down to is who is the more lethal killer?
when it comes down to it defensive killing holds no advantage over offensive, instinctually, naturally, they are equals in this domain as constructed assumptive by OP.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD4RB1oaWbo

>Oh a 900lb dumpster? Let me just shake it around like a kid trying to find out what's in a christmas present.
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>>678215524
>tooken
I don't even care what you said, I can't give you any credence whatsoever because you have the linguistic comprehension of a second grader.
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>>678214995
why was that bear stupid? its been a while since ive seen the movie so you could be right.
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>>678224949
filename
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>>678227773
Just fucking Bulls kill people all the time.
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The grizzly could tear the face off the gorilla with a single swipe of its paw.
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>>678227654
why the fuck did i watch this all the way through?
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>>678227828
>>678227773
You're missing the point. The bear is a natural born killer whose entire livelihood, if it isn't scavenging bugs is hunting and killing. Gorillas only really attack as a means of defense over resources or territory. And if a Leopard can kill a gorilla with his claws and teeth what possible chance will he stand against the bear?
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>>678213311

fuckin gorilla no problem
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>>678228016
its like saying the bear is a body builder and the gorillas an elite trained purposeful practical functional machine of death. there is no purpose to a bears aggression and its predominantly verses fish. Where as a silverback in full heat will shift the earth.
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The bear, no question. Brains mean fuck all here. Bear is almost twice as heavy and naturally better-equipped for a fight.
Also, doubledubs checked, OP.
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>>678219682
It's all about size, if we take these numbers and use the highest average grizzly bear weaighs 790 lbs while a gorilla weighs 400lbs.

Grizzly wins by pure size.

In perspective it would be a 225lb man fighting a 112lb man sure 1 out of 100 chances the 112lb male may win but the other 99 the man weighing double in weight will win
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>>678228432
>Where as a silverback in full heat will shift the earth.

That hump in the middle of a grizzly's back is a solid chunk of muscle connected to his front legs or 'arms' if you want to call them that. The one in the zoo here that's been in captivity its entire life can lift a 600lb rock that they keep in the exhibit with one arm to get food out from under it
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>>678215019
rofl this guy
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>>678217028
I agree that bear would win, but where did you get this information?
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>>678228977
1 rep 30 seconds compared to hundreds of kg's of concentrated pressure going in one direction with overmind intelligence
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>>678229205
You say that like a bear doesn't know to swipe and hit at a target.

Like I said before if the gorilla could land a headshot before the bear stood up then it stands a very good chance but if the bear ever stands up, the gorilla is fucked 100 times out of 100
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>>678213311
Checked

>Chuck Norris wins every time
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>>678228344
Leopards rely on stealth, they're ambush hunters, beats are not. And if placed in the same enclosure a bear and gorilla will fought for the territory. Bear stands to try and intimate, Gorilla followso suit, bear charges. Gorilla leaps. As they collide the gorilla smashes down on the bears skull and neck. Gg
Bear fags ends up butt hurt
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>>678229435
someone walks up to you at a bar and slaps you backhanded with their gloves.

allback crash tackles you through the wall into the establishment next door
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>>678229681
>allback crash tackles you

>crash tackles, the MUCH larger, MUCH stronger opponent

No
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>>678219921
i bet you own a cat too but i wont see you fucking any bear up Jedidiah Smith style
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>>678214251
kekd
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Bears eat meat. Gorillas eat bananas.

Bear wins
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https://youtu.be/bTABG_vbnFY

Here is your answer
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Gorilla. It can shoot pistols flash gang signs
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>>678219942
this. if the gorilla could strategize it would fuck the bear up. people don't realize how freakishly, incredibly strong gorillas are.
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so we all agree? Bear wins it?
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>>678231145
I guess this ends the debate
Have a good night
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>>678232900
If they don't they're trolling or retarded
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>>678216930
psi is pressure, a derivative of force over area. Pounds is the measurement of force (or Newtons, for non-backward countries).
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>>678231145

lmao at those bitch slaps

gorilla gets in the last slap so fuck yall

I was right and got dubs >>678228399
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>>678230808
More?
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>>678219682
>Posts info stating grizzlies are twice the size of gorillas
>"In terms of size, both animals seem evenly matched"
lel
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>>678229435
>if the gorilla could land a headshot before the bear stood up then it stands a very good chanc

No.

Bear skulls are thick, protected by their hide, and are connected by an extremely strong neck. The bear has a better chance of decapitating the gorilla in one swipe than the gorilla has of knocking the bear into a daze.
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>>678234337

stfu bitch aint nobody talkin about slut ass asians bitches right now!

sit your ass down if you have nothing meaningful to put forward to our conversation.

more fucking important matters are at hand you fucking wanker!
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>>678224261
That's clearly a midget next to the bear faggot
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>>678213311
Silverback gorilla weight: 180 lbs (82 Kg)
Grizzly bear weight: 600 lbs (272 Kg)

He's going to use the cage as gorilla strainer. Then, he's coming after your family.
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>>678234796
There is nothing left to argue about bear wins hands down.
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A gorilla couldn't even beat the Bulgarian Brute Rusev or The Beast Brock Lesnar
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>>678214011
Weight is only a factor, doesn't mean everything.
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Does the gorilla have strawberries?
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>>678214051
bear hugging a bear?
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>>678235692

I agree to disagree
there is only one way to find out and I got 1k on the biggest gorilla yall niggas can find me!
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>>678237387
This was the biggest one I could find.
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>>678221571
polar bear>all

lets be real, polar bears are the only fucking animal you should be scared of
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>>678234337
only if you agree with me that bear wins
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>>678223860
they aren't even long enough to get a grip on a bears thick hide
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People don't realize how fucking huge and heavy a Bear is, and overestimate Gorillas.
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>>678238110
Size isn't everything, how fucking ignorant are you? Gorilla has GRIP and has a bite force stronger than a bear. It gets on its back and bites its neck, goodbye bear. Fuck this thread has so many tards.
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>>678237691
ive got him being feed pizza
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I admire the gorilla, but, the grizzly would likely kill or mame the gorilla.
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>>678238466
Why would you waste perfectly good pizza
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I think the grizzly would win but probably die later from infection from injuries sustained in the fight..therefor i declare a draw
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>>678215830
Kodiak Grizzlies are fucking huge
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bear
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unless the gorilla is given a weapon like a baseball bat, the bear wins every time man. have you seen a grizzly's claws?

not to mention all a grizzly has to do is bite the gorillas head and its game over when those teeth puncture the skull. so a gorilla cant get into a wrestling match you idiots. a gorilla cant even open his mouth big enough to bite more than a grizzly's finger
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How do you think a Grizzly would fair against a Gaur?

7'3" Tall
10'10" Long
2,200 Pounds
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>>678238037
any of the same pose, but from behind ?
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Kodiak bear = grizzly
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>>678239195
would be a risky prey but could take one down for sure. they take down moose and caribou which are the same size and danger with horns
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>>678213311
grizzly = carnivore master race

here's one stalking a bison. I'd even pick a wounded american bison over a gorilla
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>>678217729
M8, those are all memes.

Animal trainers will tell you that as long as the fight is 1 on 1 the tiger will win 9/10.
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I think the real question is who would win between a Grizzly and Donald Trump?
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>>678239595
Do you think a gaur could kill a gorilla
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>>678239501

damn thats some stopping power, im guessing thats a 10mm

although im wondering why the guy didnt just back up or drive around the moose on his snow mobile
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Leonardo Dicaprio beat a Grizzly.
This should be Leo VS Gorilla
The gorilla will leave with an Oscar up its ass
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>>678239865
in an open field, probably. his tactics would rely on knocking the gorilla over with his horns then stomping him im guessing. in a forest, the gorilla could just run up a tree. i dont think a gorilla could take one out without some sort of tool like an axe or sword
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Friendly reminder that when hunting Grizzlys the minimum caliber recommended is a .44 mag.

.38's literally just bounce off the skull, these fuckers pretty much have adamentium bones.
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>>678239865
what could a gorilla do to hurt one besides punch it in the head? bite his kneecaps?
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>>678238457
> size isn't everything
Manlet detected
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>>678240353
i like to hunt them with a long bowie knife to give them a sporting chance
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>>678227773
2/3 of those have been hunted to near extinction.
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>>678240382
Grab it by the horns and twist, snap it's neck? Gorillas are strong dude.

Gaur probably still wins most of the time though.
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>>678239328
you sure? it's like, full of unkept hair
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>>678240382
I could go for the hind legs but the gaur could just kick him in the head. A regular bull kick is pretty strong and gaurs are the largest kind of bull.
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>>678239553
Grizzly with island-giantism, technically makes it a different species.
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>>678240266
Gorillas do have fangs, which I don't think bulls have. Still the horn of bull is way more dangerous
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>>678238841
What injuries? The ape has no means to cause harm in any way
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>>678240353
Who hunts with .44s? Ive hunted grizzlys with .303, .308 and 30-06. Their hide is very thick followed by a thick layer of fat. You need penetrating rounds.
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>>678213311
>Bear is bigger, has sharp teeth, has sharp claws.
>Gorilla has nothing
Basically asking, who would win, Cat or Mouse?
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>>678238457
Bite pressure is meaningless when you can't open your mouth wide enough to bite through the thick fur of a grizzly
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>>678241415
Some people prefer to hunt with hand guns. It's true that with almost any rifle you're safe to hunt Grizzlys.
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>>678240743
im sure
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>>678241869
5.56 AR15 with M855 greentip filled 100 round beta mag kek
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>>678236225
>implying sexual chocolate wouldn't eat the bear
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>>678214986
What kind of other stupid ideas do you think of daily?
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>>678242506
And you call that hunting?
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Any filthy rich anon that can make this scenario happen? Take bets, make a killing.
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>>678242506
Gunna ruin the meat with a beta lol
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I vote bear in the close quarters scenario op describes, but gorilla would fuck up a bear in a natural environment.
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Muscle and bone density equals gorilla victory. Gorilla would just squeeze the shit out of a bear and likely snap it's jaw.
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>>678241526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5tveO2nRSk
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>>678213311
>b8 this good
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first compare:
size: grizzly 2,5m x 1,5m > gorilla 1,7m
weight: grizzly 680kg > gorilla 180kg
lifting strength: grizzly ~500kg < gorilla ~2000kg

but does those numbers help?
if you compare fighting styles you would recognise one thing:
as both animals try to get in close reach punching power becomes less relevant. so it is uninteresting who can land bigger punches as both of them survive 1-2 of them after that its a mach between staying in a better position while doing the most lethal damage.
therefore i give the grizzly with claws designed to grip prey and fangs ment to kill are compared to thumbs .. that are usable for complex tasts but not realy improve grip in fur and some medicore teeth not ment to crack bones.
it would be close but on avarage the grizzly has advantages
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>>678213311
i used to fuck a silverback gorilla
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
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>>678244111
wtf are you talking about. first of all grizzly has higher muscle and bone density, so your logic makes no sense. secondly, a grizzly has more total mass, bigger teeth, 8 inch claws, longer reach. the only thing a gorilla has going for it is intelligence
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>>678243794
No, no it wouldn't. The ape has literally no means to cause physical damage. What's it gonna do, call the bear a fattie? Damage its ego?
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>>678213425
>>678213513
>>678213586
>>678213659
Never underestimate how much /b/ loves burrs.

BURRS NIGGA, BURRS!
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>>678242293
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>>678219919
>swing a tree branch and knock the grizzly down
Dude, that's like trying to knock over a cow with a baseball bat.
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>>678244770
oh my god
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>>678244770
nothing a flamethrower couldnt handle
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>>678240908
Grizzly bear means any north America subspecies of brown bear, like the Kodiak.
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>>678219919
Completely out of touch with reality. Google gorilla fight and tell me how often you see gorillas fashion weapons on the fly.

Intelligence might help you plan out a strike but in the heat of the moment it won't account for much.
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This would be more interesting if it were three gorillas vs a grizzly
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>>678245104
Yup I had to look it up and you're right, Kodiak is a sub-species of brown bear and grizzly isn't an official term for shit
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>>678218332
I thought the cameraman was making that noise at first. Nature is great.
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Thing is gorillas are more agile than bears. Bear can easily maul a gorill, but I ask can the bear catch a gorill and? Bears are fast, no doubt, but gorillas can move around quickly. My guess is still on bears as they are stronger and gorillas are not incredibly intelligent
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>>678245505
This would be more interesting but in all honesty if the four met in the wild the grizzly would stand up on two feet and roar after which the gorillas would fuck outa town.
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>>678245860
Have you seen a gorilla move around quickly? Don't mistake them for monkeys or smaller apes, gorillas are very sluggish.
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Consider me surprised this sort of shit isn't happening in places like Dubai. I'd pay to watch this. Maybe that makes me a fucked up person. Just fascinating.
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>>678219682
>gorillas
>5.6 to 5.9 feet tall
>betting on actual apelets

ISHYGDDT
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>>678244646
I'm not even going to argue that, you're fucking retarded.
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>>678246214
>gorillas
>sluggish

Nigga are you serious?? They're explosive and fast as fuck!!!
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>>678237018
Bear also has claws and teeth
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>>678245066
tru
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>>678213311
Gorilla mind controls bear to disembowel itself, eats the bear's genitals to assert dominance, opens a portal to Gorilla City, and gets schwifty
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Bear hands down. Everyone siding with the gorilla keeps pointing out how strong they are but I don't think they realize how strong a fucking bear is. They're bigger than the gorilla, stronger, faster, and have better weaponry. It wouldn't even be a contest.
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Gorilla needs a tree.

But even if he has a tree, he can't do shit to the bear, only run or hide.
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>>678244770
>all those phermones

do you tap this pussy or are these someone elses pics?
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>>678221158
Roman coliseum pitted bears against lions. Bears won every time. So... Tiger would probably be the same result.
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>>678247313
A group of lions might have a chance against a bear.
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>>678247313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqiGN7FbtFs

Yep. Tigers are known to kill bears in the wild however most of the bears that share territory with tigers are of the smaller variety like Asiatic black bears, sloth bears, sun bears, etc..

A full grown grizzly vs a full grown tiger the grizzly will always win.
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>>678230808
Gorillas don't actually eat much bananas.
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>>678218002
>there
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>>678247909
I think you mean
>don't eat many
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>>678213311
Have you ever seen a gorila fighting? they are quite the pussies actually
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Bears bigger but he gorilla is pure muscle, look at that motherfucker, looks like his name's Tyrone for crying out loud
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>>678223252
Guerrilla

I just, wow
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>>678213311
Silver Back easy, Grizzlys are actually pretty big pussies
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>mfw people think the gorilla is going to formulate a fucking strategy to take down the bear instead of going (literally) apeshit and just attacking it

Your crackpot theories would only work if thhis fight between humans in the bodies of these animals, they simply aren't that intelligent.
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>>678235524
silverback 180lbs? you must be stupid, or just trolling. i'm 6'8 265lbs. and a silverback would easily destroy me. but i still take the grizzly.
>favorite animal is bear
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>>678249321
>321▶
>>>678213311 (OP)
>Silver Back easy, Grizzlys are actually pretty big pussies
yeah but if its trapped in a fucking cage with the gorilla it cant exactly run away, itd still fuck it up in a fight.
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>>678249321
Gorilas don't fight, they just shout and touch their nipples, I FUCKING DATE YOU TO SHOW ME A VIDEO OF A GORILA FIGHTING
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>>678249783
*dare
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>>678237018
for whatever reason only manlets say this IRL
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>>678249783
its about to get racist in here
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>>678213311
Bear ez gg
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>>678250077
Because no matter how fucking jacked a manlet gets he still wont weigh as much as someone whos 6'2" and not a hungry skeleton.
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>>678213758
It's decently gorilla
They have intelligence and muscle
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>>678216972
600 pound bears yes
180 kilogram gorrilas yes
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>>678249783
https://youtu.be/rAyoI6Qx39s
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>>678244770
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you niggas will fight about anything.

The sun vs ice ball the same size as the sun
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>>678251794
the fucking sun everytime
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>>678251794
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The two most overrated things that come up constantly in this sub are Gorillas and Bruce Lee.
Here are some truths...
A man can kill a gorilla with a spear.
A man can also kill a grizzly with a spear.
Gorillas don't have superpowered musculature compared to most animals. They simply have animal musculature. Humans have musculature that's really good at not allowing us to break our bones, work for very long periods without tiring out (endurance) and extreme precision. We've been using our hands to do things like make cordage or thread needles as a survival skill for around 100,000 years. We can also carry a spear, firebundle, baby or water container for long distances. Gorillas are like most animals. Their musculature is made for rare bursts of extreme power. Bears are also built like this. Gorillas don't have a strength advantage. People just think they do because they mistakenly compare gorillas to us and assume that they're the special ones. In actuality, it is humans that are special/strange.
Gorillas as stated here, are killed by Jaguars. Jaguars are bad asses, but you're never going to see one go after a bear. Really large Siberian Tigers sometimes hunt Grizzlies... But then Grizzlies sometimes hunt really large siberian tigers. A Jaguar is not in league with these animals, and Jaguars hunt Gorillas. Siberian Tigers and Large Bears are literally Ice Aged monster animals that somehow didn't go extinct like all the other terrors in the last ice ige.
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>>678213311

This is a Grizzly bear paw.

Thus ends the debate
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>>678251794
waiittt what would fucking happen???
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>>678251794
sun if its formed like this: carve ice push it ontop of each other until the volum reaches the suns:
rough estimation congatiolations you build up another sun that lasts not as long as the sun is doing now cause of very high oxygen parts.
if they collide... entropy wins.
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>>678252907
so actually ice ball wins?
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>>678252763
that guy is high as fuck
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>>678253147
if first death star wins .. jea ice ball winns the race
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>>678213311BEAR
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>>678213311
huge male grizzly has been recorded which greatly exceeds ordinary size, with weights reported up to 680 kg (1,500 lb).[18] A large coastal male of this size may stand up to 3 metres (9.8 ft) tall on its hind legs and be up to 1.5 metres (4.9 ft) at the shoulder.[19]
Fucking 4inches claws man with probably same size of teeth as the gorilla

Wild male gorillas weigh 135 to 180 kg (298 to 397 lb) Adult males are 1.7 to 1.8 m (5.6 to 5.9 ft) tall, with an arm span that stretches from 2.3 to 2.6 m (7.5 to 8.5 ft) only shit they fight with is hands with no claws and maybe around 2inches teeth

grizzly bear hands down
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>>678213311
russia because they ride bears
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