Cringe thread. Bring your worst
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Cringe thread. Bring your worst
These memes are starting to make me fucking hate this Markiplier guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6osdMTdptg&feature=youtu.be
lol
>>678196277
>You're in a comma
>>678195954
This litter nigger is going to rebel hard as fuck against his poor single mother.
Imagine the trauma he will cause her.
>>678196494
ANON, STOP; IT'S TOO MUCH.
>someone spent time making this
I want to die
>>678196836
kek
>>678196836
>>678196836
what the actual fuck
>>678196470
It makes me hard just thinking about it.
>>678198098
Thats it. Its over. We lost.
>>678198340
Tell us your thoughts.
>>678196837
I mean he IS right though.
>>678196836
>>678196836
why
>>678196836
That's enough /b/ for today
>>678196836
I didn't know this was a ylyl thread
>>678196277
Don't hate Markiplier, hate autists.
>>678196836
>>678199814
"Booper Dooper"
How the fuck can I not hate this guy?
>>678198723
>read all the story
Why is this on cringe?
>>678196030
if its to his girlfriend then he gets more pussy than you.
>>678196185
cause its fucking expensive sending something up there. no one wants to send ops cum filled kleenex up there anyway.
>>678196836
>how to train your dragon.webm
topkek
>>678200088
It's easy, just don't watch anything to do with him.
>>678199814
Never watched his videos, but how can I not hate that faggot haired dicklicker.
If you want a real video game channel look up lordkarnage
>>678196277
I know sad thing is he is probably one of the nicest people on youtube
>>678196836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4e_3_IFfr4
lol
>>678198511
About which part? Because music does elicit a hormonal response.
>>678198511
about what?
>>678197306
kek
>>678198511
how? it's brain chemistry like, your brain releases chemicals and shit how is that lesser-minded when it's an involuntary response
>>678196494
>i'm factkin of markiplier
>yes this means i identify as him
Retards aren't happy identifying as the opposite gender, made up genders, or mother fucking dragons anymore; they have to start identifying as other real fucking people
>>678196066
Bonipple
>>678196277
All mixed race people deserve to be hated and outcasted.
>>678201674
>>678201432
the first wave of em are probably using it as a coping mechanism for their own social ineptitude, their logic being "I'm not like everyone else so I must not be truly human/binary/etc". they can't face the truth that the reason they're different is because they blew their chance to be 'normal' and continue because they have no idea how to just act like a normal person sometimes
>>678196836
And this is why I don't visit /n/.
>>678201949
Like... all the world?
>>678201432
>>678201994
and the ones now are just doing it because they're attention whores that need to be shown some harsh truths
>>678196836
I have a stubby right now.
End my life.
>>678199814
Well since he is autistic, by that logic we should just continue hating him.
>>678202367
Was it all that rotten soy milk at the end?
>>678196150
What's the second message from the chick? Always see this posted and it always annoys the fuk out of me.
>>678202100
Not mixed ethnicities(like German and Danish)
Mixed race, like white(German and Danish) + asian(Chinese and Japanese)
If Markiplier's dad hadn't been patting himself on the back for getting tight asian pussy and thinking his life's a cool little fantasy fairy tale people would give a shit about in 100 years he could have had a son with mosaics for eyes instead of ones that look like 85% of other eyes in the world
>>678202640
Agreed anon, shit pissed me off so much I'm looking for it atm, haven't found anything yet
>>678202640
Her confessing her love for his fantastic roleplaying skills. But that didn't look good in the screenshot.
>>678202561
The entire scenario presented gave me a good 40-50% erection.
Is there by any chance an entire video of this?
>>678202477
He's smart enough to learn to play his fan base for views. Gotta be doing something right there
>>678202874
http://www.barnlove.com/movie/13259/dragon_fucks_train
I hope you enjoy it, Anon, because looking for it probably put me on a list.
>>678196836
https://youtu.be/hXLeBOp2FpU
topkek
>>678202701
Hate to break it to you, but we're all mixed. Original humans are from east Africa.
>>678202874
e621 --> search for:
dragon train flash
and you'll probably find that shit and more
>>678202701
Damn, you're right. People are too arrogant to allow the future generations appreciate beautiful eyes like that! Fuck Markiplier that mixed race e-celeb cuckold scum.
>>678202874
>>678196836
Nice to know my tax money is going towards a good cause.
>>678196836
The fuck!?
>>678203214
Do you fucking research before spouting bullshit you misguided little faggot.
http://www.ancient-origins.net/human-origins-science/human-skull-challenges-out-africa-theory-001283
>>678202701
I understand your point, but well... thats just like... your opinion man
>>678201645
What the fuck is Sans lol
>>678203809
means without
>>678203606
Like that's legit
>>678203214
>we are mixed!
>the out of africa theory somehow proves that
Yeah evolving into a different race is the opposite of mixed. You are the most retarded person I've ever had a conversation with
>>678196836
>>678203809
looks like someone's been living under a rock for the past couple months
>>678196277
>>678203809
Either spooked easily or this handsome fucker
>>678203874
>>678204165
That is so fucking dumb lol
>>678203918
Is this bait? I can't tell
>>678203485
Trust me i've tried.
>>678204165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKFpLFLEets
>>678203769
Plenty of people agree with me and want to do something to secure such a wonderful future. Homogeneous white countries and desperately fighting against the lazy hordes of uncivilized begging low IQ mongrels. USA is one of those, and this is why Trump is winning in the polls and will be the next president so whites can stop worrying about the future and help advance society like they've been doing since the beginning.
>>678203876
The Anthropological Association of Greece isn't legit?
Says some faggot on 4chan.
>>678204334
Try harder
>Mathew is a newfag
>>678204451
>Says sime faggot on 4chan
Kettle its pot
>>678204630
Except I posted a source. You fucking retarded heap of dog shit.
>>678196836
>>678204348
We can go super edgy if you want
>>678196470
he is going to fucking hate women
>>678205005
>>678197306
REEEEEEEEE
>Not as feral as my other ones
REEEEEEEEE
>>678203606
That website claims that he skull is 700,000 years old, while Encyclopedia Britannica says it's, at most, 350,000 years. It also says that the skull may be Homo Heidelbergenisis, a common ancestor of modern Humans and Neanderthals that lived in Africa, Europe, and Asia 600,000 to 300,000 years ago.
>>678204749
Its hard to tell if you actually think this or not. 50/50 your some kiddo. Burden of the internet i guess
>>678204451
Nothing in Greece is very legit. They wouldn't be knee-deep in economic shit if they were honest.
>>678204364
Is this satire?
>>678205287
>>678203606
Forgot these
http://www.britannica.com/topic/Petralona-skull
http://www.britannica.com/topic/Homo-heidelbergensis
>>678201792
>Just for laughs
>Haha
>>678196836
Should be called how to drain your dragon
>>678198723
I thought this was "you cringe you lose" not "you age you lose". I don't know how he managed to stay at "IMA SUE THE FUCK" mad. I'd have been "IMA GO TO JAIL FOR LIFE FOR GUTTING YOU FUCKERS" mad.
>>678205287
Whites came before blacks. This new evidence proves it. Old facts are often added onto.
>>678196836
>How To Train Your Dragon.webm
>>678205535
Also, I appear to be missing an 'r' in 'rage'. God I got so mad reading that I can't even type properly.
>>678205593
gotta dance fast
Fact of the matter is that God is white and made man in HIS image.
>>678196836
>>678205553
It doesn't prove shit. So they found an old skull of an already known species in an area it was known to be in and the right age. Good for them.
>>678205149
So which is preferential skelefuckers or super edge
>>678205656
are you trying to contribute to the cringe?
>>678195954
future school shooter
>>678196836
this is true art
>>678196636
I can't believe there are seriously people like this just going so far out of their way in the most mundane places to try to validate their self-inflated egos
>>678205844
>thinking any evolutionary research is anything more than a waste of tax dollars
Hah! If Greece can't post the facts then what makes you think others can? It's all a bunch of science fiction fedora tipping dweebs jack off to.
>>678204364
What kind of fuckery. kek
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KWbQbCU2sXY her video
>>678196277
>in a comma
>a comma
>,
>>678196185
>law of conservation
it wouldn't get destroyed, it'd get turned into fucking plasma
>>678197306
reminder that a good half of /b/ looks just like this
and all of /v/
>>678206129
b8 harder fag
>>678195767
Ok
>>678196836
i wann be in the bAck of that traincar bad
>>678206129
I have one rule:believe what you want but don't be a dick. Yoy are awful as a Christian and at this rule
>>678205209
Fucks like that are among us, expressing their opinions.
>>678206173
Even better. Make the sun live that much longer with our trash.
>>678206280
Did you personally uncover these 35000 year old human artifacts? No?
Then shut the fuck up faggot, none of that shit is certain. The only thing that's certain is the spirit inside you that inflates when you do the things you love, working out, playing an instrument, making art.
>>678200110
because the poster is a fucking idiot
>>678206526
It would burn out faster
>>678206526
i don't think it would be smart to focus on throwing junk around space.
>>678196836
I ain't even mad
>>678197277
>please stop being educated around me; it makes me feel inferior
>>678201925
>undermeme
>>678196837
asshole
>>678206441
I'm not Christian you fool. Reading and believing believable aspects of the Bible doesn't make you Christian.
The Virgin Mary was of Middle Eastern descent, so when God gave her his powerful Aryan genes she birthed this man, who was proven to look this way by historians. Jesus was the first man with blond hair and blue eyes and spread his genes far and wide.
>>678204364
>>678201645
The worst part is that she clearly has fucking autism or something of that sort, and that's never going to be treated because everyone just thinks she's a weirdo. Thus, the cycle will continue.
>>678206805
Its a good game. Some people take it too far though
>>678202701
i don't think that germans and danish should mix it is sick and wrong
>>678206961
After a while the gene's power has dulled, and became recessive as a reminder not to take God's gifts for granted.
>>678206961
Wowie. I bet you're a hoot at parties
>>678195767
that pic is beyond cringe.
>>678205593
memes aside that's actually quite cute. no pedo.
>>678206961
>ironically shilling for /pol/
>>678207167
I agree but it's better then racemixing.
Pure Europeans have clearer minds then mixed Europeans, the wiring of their brains just gets all messed up, the further from the genotypes they go the more this happens and the worse the results are. Markiplier is really fucked up in the head and can't do more than shill his e-celeb time wasting bullshit. What a waste of a human
>>678206745
Looks like you'll be stuck here on Earth then
>>678207173
sorry
no samefag here
>>678196836
>implying this isn't a popular fetish and it finds a safe haven on /d/
>>678196836
jesus christ
>>678201674
>its prolapse time baby
>>678207293
Yeah, I tell them this and the dull depressed look in their eyes light up and they gain a sense of meaning and purpose. To purge the muds from our great lands our ancestors built.
>>678207673
>didn't say samefag
You're undermemeing either way
>>678202701
Holy fucking shit. Do you actually believe that mixed race makes someone worse than the others? It's not like he could control who his father fucked. Are you nazi or something?
>>678200675
Self promoting?
>>678207385
Yeah, I mean it's a kid. It's okay to like Sonic when you're a kid, or feel nostalgic for Sonic games you played as a kid.
At least it's not a thirty-something year old wearing that suit.
>>678206157
Yo I took that Screencap, still have it on my phone as it makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it and remember the shock I felt when I first saw her on my tinder.
>>678195767
My worst?
Okay.
>>678208081
not at all
>>678208049
You tell me from your white invented computer.
http://dailykenn.blogspot.com/2012/11/stuff-white-people-invented.html
Ever notice how whites create the most? That's because they are made in God's image, creator of the universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTHbY9mVYAM
>>678206129
>speaking against evolutionary research
>while discussing mankind's evolution
S H I G G Y
H
I
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G
Y
>>678208230
Why were you checking for replies then?
>>678207385
I agree. Nephew did the same thing at his birthday
>>678207173
Imma post cause it bothers you
>>678208194
FUCK
It's as if I feel physical pain mentally or someshit whenever I see this pic
>>678208231
I don't know of this is transformation or vore...
>>678204364
I can tell this was intentional, but what the fuck.
>>678208421
because I think Mark's channel is underrated, and want to give it attention.
>>678207651
How the fuck is a picture of kermit the frog cringe?
Kill yourself you donut.
>>678208435
It doesn't bother me
it's just makes me think you're autistic
>>678196836
Well that's enough of /b/ for today.
>>678208384
Man didn't evolve, they keep coming up with differing views all the time. It's entertainment for them to see how stupid people are.
>>678208497
>>678208497
That's vore, I have that pic saved.
>>678196836
Ooh cancer
>>678196302
that kid is going to be so friendless. i feel bad.
>>678208336
>>678197277
Doesn't this person realize that Hispanics didn't make Spanish? It's as European a language as English. Going by her logic, only white people should speak Spanish.
>>678208435
>>678208497
Anal vore extra autism edit
>>678208616
Why dont you commit suicide?
P.s This board is 18+
>>678208735
>not likeing vore
>>678208742
Well its defiently something
>>678206598
>the only thing that's certain is the immaterial, imperceptible ghost inside you that's you but also is separate from you
>>678208742
>>678208937
>careful not to debate it
>careful not to think about it
Just admit I'm right.
>>678208497
It's vore....hawt
>>678209168
>imperceptible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVdhKVb9WE&nohtml5=False
>>678209176
>>678208669
Isnt it a rule of thumb to assume most on here are autistic fags unlesd shown otherwise even then.
Im just saying i played the game. It was good. Some people get out of hand with it though. It happens in every fandom
>>678209021
>>678201645
Bullfuckingshit they even made it past undyne
>>678208996
Gross
However I do unironicly like oral vore.
>>678208791
Don't be. He reaps what he sows.
>>678209339
You've proven me right. Everyone in this thread has now seen you have no rebuttal and I have influenced many towards a better future.
>>678196150
this gets me every time
>>678204364
Autism
>>678205337
Nothing in Africa is very legit. They have no money and live in dirt houses
>>678196836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgQEuPw942c
>>678208435
Good thing this is a cringe thread anyways or that pic would not be okay
>>678209254
No I ment the Twix picture, the one I posted is vore and it's amazing.
>>678205515
Nope, no it shouldn't.
>>678209345
who made this?
and why?
>>678209345
No, Undertale fits into the FNaF and Minecraft category
>>678209743
some autist
>>678209498
>>678196836
This is hilarious.
Another preggo
>>678196470
DUI/violent in the making
>>678206961
>implying god is real
>>678206063
School shooters needs balls to shoot other people anon
>>678208163
Lethbridge girls are the trashiest
You're lucky to live there AB anon
>>678209830
Every fandom
>>678209640
Ill admit i have odd tastes. Skeletons don't do it for me
>>678210002
>>678209170
There's other ways I'd rather go, thanks.
anyone ordered more undertale garbage?
>>678196836
The way he speeds up at the end and just powerthrusts as he cums is so sexy. It made me wish I was the train...I would totally let that dragon run train on me.
>>678196837
Who the fuck gets chills from music?
He worded it in a cringey way, but what he said is valid.
>>678210297
Oh good i can move to other stuff
>>678210002
Nah nigga. It's all fucked up. Literally god is a child they get their answers from. It's like politics, gots the sides that make up the same body. It's just a push and pull from one side to the other.
>kek religions. All still nasty culty. No one "the end is near".
> Heh
https://youtu.be/f9qdvPsmUtY
so great
>>678208630
It was a reaction picture you dongle
>>678210451
I do sometimes...
Crank by Catherine Wheel
Motel Room by Howlin' Maggie
After Dark by Tito & Tarantula
>>678210668
I don't normally say this but your fedora might break from so much tipping
>>678206237
being over 20 and looking 13 fucking sucks
>>678209345
I fucking hate that stupid ass skeleton in the back looks like it has autism same with this fucking game and it's fan base
>>678206635
lolwat?
>>678200110
only thing i can think of, is he found the extreme feminism cringey, which it sorta is, but what i really think happened was this poster just goes "Hmm cringe.. Yup post anything feminism related
>>678210297
is this implying flower rape
>>678196836
um wait wat
>>678205593
>Anonymous
It's a little kid dude.
I'd say its cringe if it was a high schooler
>>678208231
Man that's the second weirdest fetish I ever seen.
>>678201674
I kin with this
>>678197277
>thinking hispanics made up spanish
>forgetting about spain
>>678210925
Welp there you have it. Eternal tipping my good, sir.
>Getting v& never
>>678201645
Get dunked
>>678211328
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE LIKE BIG KNEES. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE GOT THEIR FAT CUT OFF AND PUT ON THEIR LEGS. KIM KARDASHIAN STYLE WHAT THE FUCK
>>678211077
Imma say this again every fan base is trash.
The game was good but because of it trash comes flowing but it does for everything
>>678209858
>some autist
He says posting a picture of some rabbit that autists fap to and make porn of
>>678196836
Saved it.
Will gap to later.
Genuine.
I don't see why everyone is complaining that is pretty hot. I'm not even gay but I do like to see facials in porn.
>>678206280
How is that bait?
If you're not a christian, and accepting of the bibles truths you're both fedora and a retard.
>>678211542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
>>678204364
Found it more funny than cringe.
>>678210906
His father must be so proud...
>>678208336
Did anyone elses ass make an earth shattering rumble at this?
>>678195954
Am I cringing at the text or the sharpness? I can barely read this! Pic related, it's easier to read.
>>678211834
>>678211715
>>678211665
>>678211585
>>678211527
>>678211465
>>678211379
>>678211328
>>678211888
Fucking hell, why do these people exist? DeviantArt more like FuckingRetardArt.
Check'd
>>678203809
i think its the skeleton from undertale
i guess hes like the boss or something
>>678210451
I do sometimes. Especially really powerful piano and orchestra type music (not electronic stuff, even though I love that too). It's really hard to explain it, you just have to experience it for yourself.
Time by Hans Zimmer was the first song I remember getting chills when listening to it.
>>678211868
Thanks i was just gonna post that here have some edge
>>678208336
You know, whites have done a lot but god isn't real. Not only that, east asians are smarter than whites.
>>678195954
That's not cringe that's just sad.
>>678196331
poor jesse will never shove his cock deep inside sam's tight pussy
>>678210806
>>678212274
Alright, so apparently I just need to listen to better music.
>>678196451
Can someone translate this to normal person English.
>>678212497
"I use big words because I'm smart."
>>678212457
Agreed. If you aren't getting chills from music you probably need a new genre.
>>678212395
They I aren't as creative though. God creates DNA code, white man creates C code, same thing
>>678212239
Yep pain in the ass but the person posting took it too far
>>678212497
There is no translation, only murder.
>>678208231
I'm both impressed and horrified. First time I've ever felt this emotion.
>>678210254
This Nigger knows what's up
>>678202701
I couldn't agree with you more. We've gotta keep the bloodlines clean. But this whole "mixing ethnicities is okay" thing is to lax. The only thing to do is only breed with people of your own ethnicity, preferably people who share your parentage until your progeny are generically inbred messes you fucking idiot.
>>678211511
Arn't people from Spain Hispanic?
>>678211301
Yeah and she's getting revenge via unwanted child
>>678196150
i'm the guy ama. i'll answer the most frequently asks questiong *adjusts collar and looks firmly*
>do you masture bait to animal porn
yes, yes i do
>if she said no, would you shoot up a school
yes, yes i would
>do you talk about quantum physics and the latest string theory theorys?
all the time
>did your dad leave your mum while you were still in the womb?
yes
ask away
>>678212858
I remember that. I first felt like that about seeing a dragon fucking a car
>>678197306
Why would anyone make public that they use 4chan
>>678209858
Look who's talking
>>678202701
What is "Mosaics for eyes"?
>>678212648
Wait, but then black jazz players are incredibly creative. And how do you measure creativity? I mean, they developed a huge amount of cultural things music, religions, philosopies, martial arts. I don't know why you'd say they are less creative. Btw i'm not being a dick i'm just genuinely curious.
How's this for cringe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoN5kRhCkRg
mmmm more
>>678213154
To look cule
>>678213314
>cule
