Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>read rule 5
>ignore rule 4
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
claimed
>lurking intensifies
Best type moon claimed
Hey friends!
Going to pop in the shower in a few! But I'll be on later!
>>678187664
Sounds like a good idea. Sleep well. At least good luck with the attempt. :o
>>678187660
7:1
regards, Germany
Hatsuzuki claimed
>>678187812
Superior autism is CLAIMED!
>>678187850
I have no tea though.. Can you m-make me some ?
>>678188118
Thank you, friend. Good night!
>>678187924
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM
Morning everyone
>Sameji in the house
>>678187626
Its good, the high is a little different (and i enjoy both) but everyone prefers weed, probably just because its less common. From what i hear hash is super rare in America as in they barely have it.
How is it in Germany?
>>678188243
>I didn't expect this reaction
>>678187812
Mokocchi is mine.
I have to agree, the movie is leagues more interesting than the country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvo6ChoKCF4
The White Lily Of Stalingrad Claimed
Now it is time for me to go and sleep.
>>678188162
Kek
>Homura
Where he at though?
>>678188196
>Sorry you can't come
B-but...
>>678188033
>>678188243
>>678188529
>Sayna-chan
Good night everyone, sleep well when your time comes.
>>678188612
..and you s-stop that ..
>>678188281
Fairly uncommon. It was much the same way you described years ago, but things turned around.
Most stuff is from indoor farms these days.
>>678188028
>>678188033
>>678188079
Hello.
And Hello anybody I missed.
I'm Back! What'd I miss?
>hugs for all
Time for some results!
To the question: Have you ever sleepwalked or talked in your sleep?
Answers were:
yes = 2
no = 5
used to = 1
''Once, my girlfriend told me i got up and had a bowl of rice krispies'' = 1
Sachi claim
>>678188706
Oh, it's you Shirley.. Hello there..
>>678187812
acnekun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg&ab_channel=AndreasPeahc
>>678188759
>>678188795
5
>>678188759
Nothing at all
>>678188547
Fucking Jamal
Put that RPG-7V2 away before you kill us all!
>>678188587
You can try, but I can't guarantee your survival
>I don't want my Milkbro to die
>>678188759
Not much, the thread is quite slow
Have some anons died in the last two days or something? This is too slow
>>678188795
I only had a case of sleeptalking, i was tired asf and my sister came to my bedroom i dont even remember for what.
She tried to wake me up and i repeated to her "As ementas?" which means "where are the menus?" (as in a restaurant menu), i repeated this like 6 times using a louder and angrier tone each time until i woke up.
My sister had a lot of sleepwalking cases where she starts sleeping in her bedroom and woke up on the living room.
>>678188795
I think most people talk in their sleep at some point.
Just nobody there to hear it cause they're sleeping.
And, well, 'talk'. It usually doesn't make a lot of sense.
>>678188976
At atleast you're clothed.. Kinda
>>678189028
Good.. Good.
>hugs
>>678189148
Some anons are taking a break. That's all I know
>happy hugs
Atleast you're here Emi
>>678189139
But baby, why don't you come my way?
>>678188938
>Hi
>>678189426
>>678189139
That depends how cold it gets around that time of year.
>>678189426
>>678189566
>>678188759
MORE hugs?
>hugs
>>678189456
Now then, i'll be heading to sleep. We shall see each other some other time i guess..
>>678187812
Guess I'm claiming the slice of bacon then
>>678189426
Hey um, uh, you a bit too much to drink?
Gourd claimed.
>>678189431
>no RPG-7V2s in this image
Looks good to me
>>678189307
>>678189363
As i have herd from my roommates i talk a lot about trees and mountains and just random things about objects were i try describing them.
And i talk in English, instead of latvian witch is my primary language that i speak and mostly think in.
>claimed
>>678189706
>night
>>678189566
Put those nipples back in your shirt! Nobody needs to see those
>>678189649
Of course!
>tight hugs
>>678189743
N.. No why?
>>678189426
Oh well, I hope they come back soon
>Atleast you're here Emi
And I'm happy to see that you are here too!
Also, cover yourself, Prinz!
>Nice booty tho
>happy hug
>>678189711
Sup Hana?
![themanwiththeironfists03[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/9JkoLjk.gif "themanwiththeironfists03[1].gif")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNcCPTgoPSI&nohtml5=False
>>678189637
>>678189794
Since kirino is lurking at the moment..
>>678189711
Hey Crispy
>>678190093
>>678189941
You're posessed by some sort of English nature spirit.
>>678189941
>And i talk in English, instead of latvian witch is my primary language that i speak and mostly think in.
I am not sure what amazes me the most, the fact that you sleeptalk in a language that isnt natural to you or the fact that you dont sleeptalk about mountains instead of tea.
>>678190091
>A word reply.
>>678190024
Oh ok cause I saw a bit something I'm liking
>>678190024
kanade sakurai from candy boy claimed
>>678190347
This might explain things.
>>678190363
Kill me pls, my english is so borken.
>>678190347
>>678190469
Kek.
>>678190051
Nothing much, just putting off actually doing something productive for once
>>678190155
I guess I was asking for it
You're fags claiming teenage cartoons
>>678189598
Just looked up average temperature for October last year (Where I live)
-17 Celsius (1.4 Fahrenheit )
We'd call that "A bit chilly, but totally bearable (unless you're a fucking pussy)"
>>678190051
Hehe sorry!
>>678190347
>Random hug
>>678190428
Oh my, well then. Don't you have an anon waifu already? You can't be cheating right?
>>678190448
Good! Now button your shirt~
>>678190605
Want a hug?
Sorry if I have stupid replies or anything like that today. I'm really tired for some reason and can't think straight
>>678190605
Enjoying your trap threads?
>>678190678
>>678189751
>tfw nobody notices gourd-chan
>>678190646
You're in canada, right? It was a warm winter, wasn't it?
>>678190678
I got this, darling.
>>678190605
WHY DON'T YOU CRAW INTO WHATEVER DARK, DAMP PUSSY YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOU DEGENERATE LITTLE SHIT AND JUST DIE! ROT IN THERE UNTIL YOUR MOM DEVELOPS TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME AND DIES!
>>678190678
Oh the other shinoa anon knows that I enjoy blondes. Just ask galko
>>678190561
Turns out it doesn't take a lot of skin showing for me to think there's too much.
>wat
>>678190605
You got a problem with that buddy?
>>678190850
That doesn't look buttoned to me!
>>678191013
Heh okay
>>678191062
Oh okay. Didn't know that. You have good taste my friend
>>678191013
Damn son calm your tittyballs. Trolls ain't worth it.
>>678191264
>>678190646
Welp guess I can't go.
>>678190678
Go to bed if you need to, Prinz!
>>678191309
Welcome back
Claim
>>678191083
It depends which parts are exposed. Either that or something something called love.
>>678191475
>pets
>>678191436
>mastrubating
>>678190868
It was a late but brutal one.
October was very warm (for October)
But after that it was madness.
Snow was, on average, half as tall as the telephone wires, and in some places it was over the wires.
It was the heaviest winter in over 100 years.
We beat the record for the most snow fall in a year.
TL;DR October was the calm before the storm
>>678191264
Hee hee
>>678191309
I AM CALM! I JUST ALWAYS TALK LIKE THIS! [There is where I made a joke so rank I had to delete it. It made me shiver and would of attracted the wrong people]
>>678191560
Its early
And I have to study.
I'll take a break for now. I'll talk to you all later
>sleepy hugs
>>678190240
Eyy say mane mane
>>678192158
>>678191581
Thanks friend!
>>678191602
Lewd
>>678191659
Even lewdier
How's everyone's day going?
>>678190605
So.....what is the problem ?
>>678192151
Gute nacht, Trap
>It's just banter, mate
>>678192151
cya later Prinz!
>motivational hug
>>678190678
Random? I hug you on purpose!
>huggle struggle
>>678191649
Not really sure how it works.
I don't think I had this with anybody but Homura.
![[metabooru]14.png](https://i.imgur.com/gLeaCRp.jpg "[metabooru]14.png")
>>678191062
HI !!!!
>take a nap
>wake up
>wait 20 minutes
>still tired
?
>>678192374
>>678192096
My earballs hurt now thanks.
I need rank joke... For reasons...
>>678192456
>huggle struggle
No
Filename
>>678192158
meme
>>678192583
>she din do nuffin
>>678192553
Heyyyy. How you doing?
>>678192564
Naps gives me headaches.
>>678191649
>>678191825
I'd die.
>>678192564
That always sucks.
>>678191825
damn son, what part of canada you in?
It didn't snow so much here this year, just a bit warmer than normal, I think coldest we got was -23c/-10f
>>678192564
I hate when that happens
>>678192376
Im doing WONDERFUL
>except for the part when i had to do a shitton of paperwork and listen to law bs for 5h
>>678192678
Screenwalker
>>678192564
That's the biggest mystery involving naps. The more you sleep, the more tired you will be when you wake up
>>678192564
Maybe you woke up during the REM sleep
>>678192583
>Once you black you never go back
>>678192638
I can't, I tried typing it again, but I just can't bring myself to do it. It doesn't belong in text, spoken word, or especially film.
I can't unthink it, I'm doing you a favor by not posting it.
>>678192639
I can't do that with Eugen-san.
>>678192668
>>678192668
>>678192678
>>678192739
>>678192783
I've found out your true identity
Pic related
>>678192668
>BRAZZERZ
Looks more like BLACKED, but you aren't Mugi.
>>678192553
>pic related
>>678192678
what's good my nig
>>678192805
>>678192783
>>678192891
I don't know if I should go back to sleep or not
>>678192928
But normally it goes away after like 20 minutes
>>678192991
Maybe.
>>678193138
Light gasp!
>>678192913
I can understand that. I have an inservice day tomorrow and i can't wait to sit in a cold loud school cafeteria all day long to listen to shit that has nothing to do with me in the slightest...
And then fill out paperwork on it. Hurumph
>law bs.
You in law school or nah?
>>678192564
Think of sleep as a bump, rather than a cycle or progress bar.
The rising of the bump is deeper sleep, and descending the bump is lighter sleep.
Long story short, the deeper sleep you're in when you wake up, the shittier you feel.
TL;DR A nap only makes it worse
Dail6 reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way
No body can outrun Emi
No one gives better pats than hand-kun
Daily masturbation is healthy
>>678193190
did someone say Mugi? :^)
>>678193202
>20 minute naps
Pffft I accidentally slept for nearly 2 hours
she's western and not at all an anime but she's my waifu nonetheless
>>678193045
LAME
>>678193202
nah, it's called sleep inertia, your body thought you were gunna sleep longer than you did, get up and walk around or something
>>678187812
Hey Emi, it's your dad. Can I crash at your place?
>>678193470
Ooohhhhh ooohhhhh I'm taking psychology and I know what he's taking about!
>>678193202
You should drink more tea
>>678193390
Today was the day i finally had to settle the whole painting theft situation in court even though all the evidence pointed at him.
But hey i got some money out of it and he is in for 6 years now so i cant complain too much
>>678193475
Hey Marie
>>678193677
KEK
>>678193470
I can't differential between dreams and reality.
My doctor tells me I should really start taking my pills.
I ask him why would I should take advice from a talking squirrel.
Check mate.
>>678193475
That's why you is mah nigga
>How you doing, Marie Rose?
>>678193533
Get that garbage out of here, homecuckfag.
>>678193925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX2RWSzBKio
mandatory cc claim
SUGAR!
>>678192891
PEI
Yeah, this winter was calm as fuck
>>678193066
Ever consider implants?
No shame in them
>>678193815
A painting was stolen? Was it a famous artwork or some shit hipster finger painting?
>>678193475
>daily masturbation is healthy
I support that statement
>>678194005
Not surprised by the filename. Go back to Tumblr.
>>678194044
Hey c2
>>678194061
I guess you could call it a shit hipster paining
>>678193815
What kind
>>678193672
Ok
>>678193528
It's too loud here to get any good sleep.
>>678193470
I get what you mean
>>678194204
but anon! i have respectable waifus too!
>>678194341
hey sandra
seems like a slow thread
i like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38yhKhGGPJs
this is a /waifu/ thread
>"hugs for everyone" anon comes in
this is a >hugs in every post thread
>>678193815
Hey Syndra
>>678193876
Praise the sun
>>678194113
Hey inferrior maka
>>678194415
>multiple waifus
>tumblr
Checks out
>>678194415
>homestuck
>respectable
Pick one.
