Celeb Fap Thread
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Celeb Fap Thread
take good care of her anons, im going to bed
popplewell has a sexy face but bitch needs to get some exercise
>>678180357
shut your dirty whore mouth.
>>678179869
>>678180357
Hey guys, whats going on??
>>678180346
id take good care of her alright.
>>678180346
Oh jenna... how many faps i've done watching you!
<3
Should have gotten the cover of SI's most recent swimsuit issue imho.
>>678180576
Dove is so hot
>>678180612
Fuck off, trap lover. She's unattractive
>>678180612
celeb trap thread!!!!! ok!!!!!!
>>678180758
Do you prefer Liv or Maddie?
>>678180700
>>678180739
Who is dis?
>>678180850
Go away
>>678180786
>>678180815
>here come the child molesters
>>678180839
>>678180850
ahh yes you fags from yesterday...
>>678180612
Some attention-seeking half a fag just came into the thread and posted one of the Hanson brothers in a bikini.
>>678180889
both are ugly
>>678180889
Liv, for sure
>>678180896
>>678180991
you know you want sum taytay cock
>>678180901
Sara Rue. Was the speccy cunt off Big Beng Theorums chubby girlfriend iirc
>>678180991
Screw off. She's unattractive and annoying. She isn't a queen and never will be
>>678181103
Me too
>>678180815
I swear down when I saw this film years ago there was a scene where she's either wearing a see-through shirt or has the puffiest nipples ever at the very least.
Couldn't confirm which one though as I was family at the time and it would of looked rather suspect if I asked them to pause while I moved 6 feet closer to the screen while rubbing my cock.
>>678181316
Sweet comeback.
>>678181267
Yeah. God, she's hot
>>678180756
agreed anon.
>>678181114
>>678181316
taylor wants you to nibble on his feminine penis..
>>678181182
Speaking of TBBT, here's cute little Melissa Rauch
>>678181410
>>678181182
But Sara Rue is a whale?
>>678181358
did you later fully investigate this as an anon is obligated to do?
>>678181422
I mean, how can they picked any of those other three chicks over her? Just look at her! She just smokes all of them put together.
>>678181528
Yep. Going to fap to her
>>678181648
that cp looks delicious, chloe!!
>>678181713
more hannah to make the thread better, my friend.
>>678181556
>Overused unoriginal American humour
>>678181428
>>678181764
Know where this is from by the way?
>>678181686
she is so fucking hot!
i wish she delivers even newer nudes!
>>678181889
hahaha
>says I'm an american
>so cute
>>678181889
Fuck off back to
Reddit with your Spock memes
I want to cum all over her annoying fat face.
>>678181961
>>678181825
You got it!
Our Baby Vanessa wants to learn things b/... she's ambitious.
>>678182104
i agree, i can't get enough of her, or her beautiful nude body!
>>678180162
I don't know who she is, but I love her hairy arms.
>>678182172
I didn't say you were American, kid. I said that was American humour.
>>678182417
Hell yeah! that set of nudes is my fav... i've blown gallons of cum watching her!
>>678181997
No. Where from?
>>678182572
No clue. I was hoping a Dove fan might know.
>>678180786
>>678181556
Used to be, she's hot as balls now and kept the massive tits. It's fucking perfect.
>>678181512
Fuck that cunt, banged on for ages about her nude scene only to get a body double for the entire thing. Fucking twat
>>678180756
it's the same diner where they did the G Hannelius photoshoot
>>678182316
After reading, she wants to cuddle up with a cozy pillow... Sleep tight Baby...
>>678181173
Nah, they want emma dick
>>678182886
They do a lot of shoots there.
>>678182791
>>678183075
>>678182550
so have I :) :)
>>678182941
Has b/ ever played cards in an empty bathtub?
>>678183075
>>678183148
wow...never thought i'd say this but i'd fuck her silly.
>>678182886
I did not know that. Have a pic.
>>678183206
oh that pic! so amazing... one of my favorite pics ever
>>678183270
amazing legs!
>>678182972
you know 19 of 20 anons would immediately drop to their knees for the chance to suck a t-girl Emma
and I would be the first one to have my mouth around it..
>>678182737
Sorry. I mainly fap to her. That's all. She's so hot
>>678182791
problem is she will balloon back up in an instant if she lets her guard down
>>678183270
Or danced wildly and uncontrollably on a bed?
>>678183372
>>678183270
n-no I haven't Vanessa, gosh you sure have some nice le... uh, cards there
>>678180641
>faps done
>done fap
ya done fapped
>>678183728
>>678183329
do you have the webm anon? you know the one.
>>678183388
>>678183797
>>678183728
I guess she did it for health reasons but she must have had some serious pre-op breasts
>>678183372
I know you have seen it before but here is the other one! :)
um https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIFg9dodCzY&index=2&list=PLUSRfoOcUe4Y-RVW2gzF2Rb1NGg_7UKsm
>>678183606
Probably, which is why she needs the encouragement to do as many nude scenes as possible now
>>678183865
such a perfect set!
such a whore
>>678183806
No I don't, my friend. Sorry. I do have more Hannah pics if you're interested, though.
>>678183797
great googly moogly
>>678183839
What is Emma thinking about here
>>678184012
that's okay. i'm very interested.
>>678183862
Dat surgeon who got to see her perfect titties for the last time : (
Postin Ariel's fat puffy nip.
>>678179869
Why do the celeb fap threads rarely have anything even erotic in them? The posts are often so tame
>>678184134
Grouting
>>678183797
fuck me, that's one big ass!
>>678184005
"I have three tight holes and they're all missing something right now, boys"
>>678183606
>I watch a lot of porn, so I know a lot about women
>>678184179
nipple
areola
same thing
who gives a fuck
all that matters is having something to fap to
>>678184381
Yeah I actually meant to write areola but somehow ended up with nipple.
>>678184156
Here you go, then. Enjoy!
>>678183703
Why do you crave attention? Are you lonely? :(
>>678184179
jesus fuck.
that body was put on this earth to be impregnated over, and over, and over...
The best Olsen
Any anons wanna jerk to some Scarjo?
>>678184182
>>678184667
No. She's overrated
>>678184591
How would you fuck her
>>678181528
>>678181997
It's from Barely Lethal
>>678183849
>me heavily breathing in the distance
>>678184179
>>678184237
wow emma does her own home improvements
>>678184620
Oh yes, the best Olsen.
plus have some fine French pussy
>>678184745
> "overrated"
Okay.
>>678184745
Maybe, but you'd still fuck her.
>>678184745
It's a queer.
>>678185045
She is overrated
>>678185051
I'd hatefuck her
>>678185163
>>678185163
I'd still fuck her
>>678184782
straight up, on her back, plowing her tight little pussy while my cum-heavy balls slap against and peel off from her baby smooth ass
I would push her legs wide apart and make her stare into my eyes as she feels what would seem like a liter of hot cum flooding her little princess womb
>>678185208
Hot, use her as a fucktoy
More Hannah if anyone's interested.....
>>678185035
Only seen her in inglorious basterds. Liked her a lot.
>>678184667
>>678185360
Oh gosh anon, you've thought about this a lot haven't you?
>>678185360
You watch entirely too much porn, kid. This, doubled with your obvious sexual frustration is making you creepy.
>>678185485
>>678185371
Oh, god yes
>>678184806
Thanks fam. I got to re-watch it as I don't remember that handjob motion scene.
>>678184782
impregnate the chubby little bitch, then suckle those milk filled boobies every morning, repeat
>>678185661
Just because you have lame sex doesn't mean everyone does.
>>678185707
Don't hold back. Pound her
>>678181039
Sure buddy.
>>678185841
She'd love it.
>>678184591
Agreed. Had some fucking massive tits but they are still pretty big and has a fucking great ass.
>>678184782
Definitely needs some fucking doggy.
Anyone want some jailbait Britney?
>>678185208
>>678184909
Oh jesus. Thank you for this.
>>678185850
You don't have sex.
>>678186274
You got me all figured out.
>>678186079
Definitely
>>678185561
every time I see you, Ariel..
so I'm into redheads now
>>678185371
i like the way you think
>>678186149
sure
>>678182753
jesus christ, that horrible attempt at removing nipples, i want the editor at si to die
>>678186643
>>678185694
>>678186665
>>678186763
>>678186763
In her prime Britney sex tape is my dream sex tape
>>678186682
It makes no sense to do so, since they did a shoot with her in body paint, and you can still see her nips.
>>678185707
you know she wants it
>>678186926
>>678186426
God damn her boyfriend probably plows that multiple times a day.
>>678186553
>CHRISTINA HENDRICKS
>sry caps
>>678182433
Splitting hairs, "kid."
Calm down and relax - you were wrong. Move on tard.
Pawg mama
>>678185980
>>678187118
he's probably just fed up with her shit, just like everyone else with a gf/wife
>>678186834
Good God!
>>678187171
The fact that this keeps popping up makes me proud of the editing job I did on those hangers. Thank you, anon.
>>678186574
>>678186802
I bet she'd be able to take all of our cocks at once
Anyone else think she was incredibly sexy in bvs?
>tfw Bryce Howard will never ride your cock raw with her phat pale redhead ass.
So lewd
>>678187349
Why are you so insecure? Are you okay?
>>678183206
>>678182417
>>678183865
In which photos was she underage? You don't have to post them, I'm just wondering.
>>678186553
>>678187438
>girls don't like me
>>678184909
How long til she shows them because "she's proud of her body and not ashamed of her scars"?
>>678187691
2 cocks for each hole
>>678187084
>>678187995
>I never had a long-time relationship
>>678187171
I'd do mom and the daughter together
>>678188167
>>678188292
>>678188119
Turn her into our slut
>>678188384
>>678187691
>>678188273
titty fucking Susan while the daughter is spit lubing that mummified vag
>>678188552
>Carmella could you please shut the DOOOOOOOORRR
>>678186994
moarrr
>>678188119
Nah, i'd be too selfish, i'd keep her for my sole use and impregnate her multiple times
>>678188248
Married 7 years.
>>678188097
crossing fingers it happens soon
>>678188248
It's 'long-term', moron.
>>678188818
susan's juicy vag
>>678188734
>>678189330
I can see her posting a topless pic on Instagram/Twitter with her hands/arms covering her tits/nipples in the next 4-5 months.
>>678187723
Nah. There's something about her voice I love though.
>>678189378
no it's not
>>678189238
Cum deep inside her
>>678187995
Naw that niggas right.
>>678187972
Her titties are fucking huge but I wish she did nude.
Emma's waiting in the backseat, what do you do?
>>678182422
me too
Chloe's father. He burnt out.
>>678187171
Duaghter Eva Amurri has mother's tits
>>678189708
She was so hot in this.
>>678187758
I don't know, riding her would be like fucking her dad
>>678189864
Your partner got ugly.
>>678189605
>>678189708
what cocktail do you bring for scarlett?
>>678189986
Ironically looks like most of the guys that jerk off to her underage pics.
>>678190340
I dunno. She's the one paying.
>>678190266
would fuck her silly
sophie turner
>>678182791
thats gonna have some seriously irregular skin areas
>>678186553
>>678187972
>>678190340
>what cocktail do you bring for scarlett?
>>678182422
Emily Bett Rickards
That's one junkie asshole!
Great thread to fap to thanks anons
>>678189738
There is a topless photo out there.
>>678185360
Fucking cringe...
>>678190836
>Emily Bett Rickards
Never seen her before or arrow but google images has really been my friend.She is all sorts of hot
>>678185388
Watch Angelina's By The Sea, then.
>>678191143
No there isn't. Pretty sure this place would explode if something like that leaked.
>>678187392
Now we need Helen Mirren.
>>678190238
I dig it
>>678190827
Uh, that graphic is really just missing a sleep aid crushed and blended into it to be remotely accurate on the photos... I mean otherwise you could just serve any blended sweet drink.
>>678191312
I wanted to hold her in that scene where Hans landa walks away from the table and she breaks down into tears. Cringey probably but she was so adorable.
>>678190553
Kek
>>678191596
noted
will add it in. any recommendations?
>>678188097
Oh man, this shit seems like something she'd do. Hopefully it's soon.
New celeb bread?
>>678192178
I'll start one.
>>678192367
Do it.
>>678191792
Just that time?!
>>678192014
It's fun to pretend on the internet. Right, kiddo?
New thread >>678192610
>>678192659
you bet, pa
>>678192556
Well more so that time.
>>678192740
well done anon
>>678192914
Hurry before that skyfag floods the new thread!
Adele anyone?
>>678194276
this
