Bravo that's a positive on contamination in the area. Eliminate anyone infected with dubs, over.
>>678179390
THERES A VIRUS OR SOMETHING RUN
AAAA
NOOOO I'm NOT AFFECTED I JUST WANNA GET ON A PLANE AND GO HOME TO NEW YORK
NOBODY WILL KNOW JUST LET ME LIVE
Me infected? I doubt it. I've never had the case of dubs in my life
cant catch me!
No infection here, we're all good.
Roger that Alpha. Setting up checkpoints at sectors 2 through 5, over.
good thing I got my dubs vaccine
>>678179390
Pfffft like ill ever get a dubsy wubsy its impossible
Ready the weapons. I'm the gets king
Yankee Oscar Lemar Oscar
>>678179390
LORDY LORD DON'T SHOOT. MY FATHER IS A MASTER TRIPS SMITH, AND MY MOTHER WAS A QUAD.
OH SHIT THERE'S -
Green light for heavy armour. The road is clear, no sight of any infected personnel.
>>678181699
Alpha, we have a containment breach!
Just kill everyone, its /b/
>>678181699
Too bad dubs-scum
FUCK
Okay
It's happening again!!
Betcha I'm clean sir
I can get better, I swear. With the power of god on my side I can achieve anything
>>678179390
I think I need help over here
>>678181699
>>678181699
>>678181699
>>678180634
like the yanks can actually win anything without the rest of the world winning first.
Your war of Independence = French
War with Canada (you had no help) Canada burned the white house.
WW1 the war was being won before you turned up turned (you also supplied weapons to both sides)
WW2 was being won without you (even though your bankers gave hitler loads money) plus you once again supported both sides
Korean War (currently still in cease fire) you needed the rest of the world to help you.
Vietnam well you lost that when everyone left your ass.
See a pattern.....
You need everyone else but everyone else does not need you....
I am infected
I'l kill you all, you can't stop me
>>678179390
I'm clean!!! My kids are too. PLEASE LET US THROUGH!
>>678179390
I'm Donald Trump I can't be infected.
Jwidirrbjjbvuigkrn
>>678181699
Enemy spotted! sending in unit nr. 412
>>678182766
Is this an inside job?!
>>678182744
>>678182744
>>678182744
BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MOTHAFUCKAAAA
>>678182766
Sorry unit nr. 412, we can't take the risk to let you spread
>>678179390
>>678182766
i trusted you!
>>678182871
You can't escape...
>>678182766
We will remember your service. *drops nuke*
>>678179390
i promise i dont have dubs...
>>678182957
4chan NIGGER Account?
4chan nigger bullshit that is.
>>678179390
Haha, jokes on you. I never get dubs!
>witness the trips m9
But I'm Out of containment already
We will join the just fight!
check me good sir. i dont feel any different
>>678182477
We've got another one over here!
>>678179390
Do a favor, include trips, quads, and quints.
>>678182744
Take that dick out of your mouth before you speak to me.
>>678183379
>>678182744
There's shit in the fan chief! Sending delta operators
>>678181756
Oh nu I got the du-
>>678179390
Jill sandwich?
>>678183281
And I almost got away if it wasn't for you meddling kids
Oh shit, I need to get out of here! I swear, I'm not infected!
>>678179390
im clean but the person below me is Infected
>>678182766
They've infiltrated our ranks, men!
you can trust me i swear
>>678184048
Oh rly?
>>678182744
we got this boys!
>>678184133
Fucking christ Jesus...
>>678184133
OH SHIT
Oh fuck, how did I get infected!?
Oh god, oh god....
>>678184133
Rip
>>678184133
RIP in pieces scum
B-but I have kids, you cant leave them without a dad
Holy shit!!! Captain!!! we are ambushed! The jews are attacking our flanks!!
>>678184541
Jews? I thought it was homosexuality
>>678184541
stand behind me sir
3235235434
Don't shoot, I'm not infected. See here are my singles
>>678183898
Wait a minute sir, analyzing your single
>>678184677
follow me sir. NOW!
>>678179390
No dubs here, infidel.
>>678184903
Am I being detained?
>>678179390
Just try and fucking stop me
Dubs? No, I got a vaccination not too long ago. Could've sworn I saw some infected down the street, though
>>678179390
I take it like a champ.
>>678184966
try to run from my dog u scum!
Hello friends, I Bumbooba am not affected so I will be on my way.
Not infected. No Dubs. 100% clean. Let me go back home. Thanks.
>>678185183
YOU CAN'T STOP THE VIRUS
>>678184966
Do I take the shot!?
You can't prove nothin
Sir, as you can see I only have singles. Please let me go
Roger that, Red trooper standing by with contaminated materials
>>678185210
>>678185185
>>678184976
OK, singles checked, you better put on this mask kiddilidoes
>>678181699
>>678182477
>>678182744
>>678182766
>>678184133
>>678184677
>>678184966
incoming!
>>678185259
YOU BETTER NOT MOVE VIRUS
>>678185591
Masks are for pussies. I don't need one. Still not infected.
Team 7 here! we're being overrun by the jews! Send help! We can't hold off much longer...
>>678179390
Dindu nuffin
>>678179390
oh god no please im too young to die
Wonderful job boys, evac to the base and await further instructions.
>>678185912
*mmmfflflf* listen lil'boy, if yo du not p*fffmm*ut on the maskmff you'll get dubed, i'mff pfretty shhure you du not wabt to get dubbed or even quaded
Yeah, let me through. I've not been compromised.
Okay, kill me if you must
>>678186600
Kill it before it spreads!
I'm clean, I promise.
>>678186600
oh, fuck...
>>678186600
>>678186600
I don't feel so good, do I have dubs?!
>>678186595
Am I doing it right captain?
Hell yeah
>>678186600
Big one over here. Dubbed twice, take him out.
>>678186760
Just a fever
>>678186595
I don't care, I will not put a fucking mask. You see ? Still not infected. I'm good, man.
>>678186844
WE HAVE ONE HERE!!!
>>678186919
HAVE SOME OF THIS INFECTION
>>678186600
IT'S FALSE! I'M NOT INFECTED!
>>678186844
Hell no.
>>678186979
Sir please I can explain!!!
No dubs here.
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT THEY SHOOT THE PEOPLE AROUND ME
>>678185337
You have your orders soldier.
>>678187001
Wut? Nope. Still no infected. I'm a fucking god.
Hey, memetastic faggots, check those
Pretty clean zone, I don't see any infection here.....
>>678187246
Holy shit
Sector 3 through 6 has possible dubs, be on the look out, over.
tread lightly
Are they all dead ? Are we all clean now ?
>>678179390
Im clean
I feel fine now, just leave me alone
>>678187132
No explanation here, you're infected.
Glad I toke my iodine tablets
>>678187693
Looks like we have a rebel here.
No dubs here. Please stop chocking me! I CANT BREATHE!
What seems to be the officer problem
no dubs here bye
Clean as clean can be
>>678179390
>>678179390
Let's settle this, once and for all
http://strawpoll.me/7308767
im clean, ah swear sir.
>>678187917
ha, every time I see someone misspell choking that way, I hear it mispronounced too.
I think there's no more infected people here... We can all go home now.
>>678179390
Just put me down. However, if I have the power of trips, I SHALL RISE AGAIN.
>>678188282
Agreed, looks clear
>>678179390
I swear I'm not sick!
I'm perfectly healthy!
I feel great!
You can go home everyone, the contamination had been cleared
I feel fantastic, let me go !
>>678189145
Yeah ! Finally, thanks for saving us ! Goodbye !
>>678189145
Thank you so much!
>>678179390
singles are infected
dubs are quarantined, safe from the infection
trips kills the infected
quads are immune to infection and can rub the nipples of all the trips making them uncomfortable if they want to
you'll never get me you faggots
>>678190159
ROLL
No dubs here.
What about quints?
Clean here
All good
I am the immune one. I carry trip dna
I'm an undercover guys, don't shoot!
I'm clean, faggot
ALLAHU SNACKBAR NIGGER
