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/b/ is boring today.

non-porn webm thread

You bump and I dump.
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>>678178423
Thats fucking badass
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Bippity skippity bump
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>>678179509
glass bottle?
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>>678178292
I gotta get the pink dragon!!
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>>678178423
My record is only 14 meters :(
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>>678179731
rip lil clown, he was so cute..
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>>678179886
body slams seems to be highly effective in street fights. Nobody sees them coming and can counter it
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>>678179731

who is this midget? I love that everyone tries to attack him.
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>>678178857
sauce??
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>>678180213
wtf they doing?!
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>>678179396
One punch!!
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>>678179616
what the fuck
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>>678180309
>nobody can block body slam

Learn to fucking break grab and go into a manual or at least double auto for Christ sake
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>>678178973
Ewwwwww kek
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>>678179616
>STOP RESISTING
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Crying and rolling like a little bitch.
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>>678180821
kek
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>>678178096
lol, random fat whale out of nowhere.
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>>678181155
i am talking about people who are not trained in fighting
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>>678181370
HaHa
The Helmets get me every time
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>>678178022
thats just sad
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>>678181653
wtf is that
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>>678180614
being niggers
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>>678178096
It's just like watching the apes at the zoo
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>>678181869
kidney stone being taken out of a dog
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>>678179753
Looks liek pocket sand to me
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>>678178292
i can fap to this
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>>678181694
>fighting without training

They fucking teach you everything you need to know, autos, manuals, everything fucking how hard is it
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>>678182010
Bullshit
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>>678179616
I always thought the cops in GTA were unrealistic but they were all just based on this guy.
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>>678179731
Who is that little guy and why is he always getting into fights?
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>>678182454
dude what
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>>678182037
https://youtu.be/31Kz2cYcFqE
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>>678182454
i googled "cop vaporized."

hoax
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>>678178973
Muh genetics!
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>>678178430
"Black lives matter" lol fuckin chimps
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>>678178973
kek
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>>678182369
What is the explanation for this?!?!?!
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>>678178096
Niggas gonna nig...,
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>>678182663

What is it? I don't speak spanish.
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>>678178430
>all those tight bodied negresses

mmm dayum
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>>678181490
Nice!
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>>678178430
shoot zem, shoot zem all!
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>>678179509
Way to keep the camera pointed at the ground, ass hat
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>>678182675
Kek
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>>678183219
That must of felt so fucking satisfying
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>>678182675
...quality engineering.
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>>678183219
unguis incarnatus
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>>678177935
God, thats so fucking cool
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>>678182369
Someone explain?
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>>678183400
Dude what
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>>678182369
What the hell happened??
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>>678180290
MY SIDES ARE OUT OF ORBIT
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>>678181653
So tumors do look like potatoes.
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>>678177706
Why didn't anyone joke about mixtape?
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>>678182369
Metal cable
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>>678183400
ok im gonna need the sauce please.
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>>678177875
top fucking kek
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>>678182663
3 year old girl infested with worms
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>>678179616

Der fucking polizei got in some trouble over that.

What an unmitigated fuck that guy is. The biker was apparently moving too fast earlier, and didn't see the cherries. He finally noticed, pulled over, and you saw the rest.

I recall the biker gettin' dolla billz.
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>>678184252
I just wanna know what happened
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>>678180290

Bwahahahah!
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>>678182874
It's people like you who justify black on white crimes. We need less people like you and every death might be one step closer to a good society.
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>>678184581
Camwhores wear vibrating panties. Fake orgasms for tips.
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>>678182678
nah its real
people get vaporized everyday
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>>678180368
>>678182514

he's called koksal baba and he's some sort of a celebrity in turkey, I don't know why, I'm not turkish
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>>678183028
along with everything else from china it's some fake ass bullshit. probably something from a film.
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Fucking niggers
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>>678184034
wow the blonde really had no business being in that ring whatsoever
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>>678183028
Who is this?
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>>678177706
triggered
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>>678180821

Regicide!
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>>678182961
Can't see why these black people would go along to further portray the false (oooh all the mad racists assholes clenching when reading the false word soothes me) stereotypes in a public fake video like this
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>>678184698
That was a pretty impressive fake I guess
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>>678177875
kek
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>>678184625
The only justificatiom for black violence is that they're fuckin chimps and can't be expected to act like normal human beings
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>>678183219
he will clip his nail at an angle for the rest of his life after going through this
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>>678185052
It's pretty fucking sad to watch. Literally 100% of the girls on chaturbate react like that when it vibrates.
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>>678177875
best ive seen in quite some time
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>>678179143
wtf is going on here??
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>>678179396
Justice.
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>>678185258
That's fucking lame fam
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>>678182369
WTF?! What's the story?
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>>678182037
It's an Asian guy's intestines after too many noodles.
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>>678180720
dumb bitch feel in the water again
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>>678182663
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>>678180821
Could you imagine if he landed on that bottle with his teeth? Good thing for him the arm moved out of the way.
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>>678183510
kek
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>>678185322
lol
>didn't look at file name.
>Fireball.
>wtf?
>See woman get out.
>Oh right, meth
>see filename
>awwyiss.jpg
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>>678178973
the door is too narrow for my 9999% bigger than normal ass... THIN PRIVILEGE!!!!!!!!111!1!!
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>>678182961
Fucking amazing. Niggers are pointless
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>>678184821
Reminds me of that game Super Hot
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>>678182675
That dildo could knock you out.
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>>678185322
This can't be North Dakota as that car is a Citroen xsara isn't it?
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>>678178144
WE need volume on this one.
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>>678178096
I love how the naked one just has shoes on...
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>>678183028
what does this show?
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>>678185154
>>678185154
Cute. Still playing the 1850's game. Even normal racists have matured beyond that. You're on some special level of retardation :D
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>>678186170
?
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>>678184625
Fuck right off you total cretin.
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>>678186382
none of the cars of plates are in any North American format, signs are not American designs, and text on the building at the beginning of video is not in English, I think you are correct.
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>>678178096
am i imagine things or this fat thing is naked?
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>>678186520
Go back to sucking Jamal's monkey cock
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>>678186170
>>678186027
>>678185322
>>678185015
Is this GTA4?
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>>678185741
What the fuck. What a couple of morons, nobody but themselves to blame.
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>>678186461
that's a capybara, not a tasmanian devil.
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>>678180720
white gurls can into boats
but they can't outta boats AYY
also like jesus fuck, you morons don't know how to get out of boats correctly.
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>>678182037
WTF? did he never chew his food?
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>>678186959
Hahahaha WHY would I suck a dick when I clearly derive from the race that despises homosexuals the most.
>Caucasian logic
>Don't get upset when arguing with whites. You can ALWAYS beat them with logic
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>>678178739

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>>678180608
:(
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>>678187019
Dat filename.
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>>678182678
you must be pretty stupid to think this is a hoax
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>>678186461
>tasmanian devils
go kill yourself
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>>678183028
truck on the right gets a downed power cable or something caught on the front. As he drives on cable gets lifted up and fucks other peoples shit up
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>>678180720
fucking women
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>>678180031
did that fuckhole rob her and ride off????
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>>678177875
They should add this song to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4&nohtml5=False
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>>678178144
That dude's gonna be so fucking traumatized
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>>678184245
b8
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>>678177706
wtf is going on here?
>inb4 nerve gas
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>>678178292
Still on my bucket list to try
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>>678182438
Actually it'd be dogpiss
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>>678179143
Stupid Chinese tourists.
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>>678187507
hes a nigger, a people stand up for these people.
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>>678187195
>implying I'm white
>implying blacks don't hate homos because of these repressed urges
>implying a nigger could understand what logic is
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>>678180290
LOL
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>>678185741
>>678187044
they are fucking retarded for riding bike on a highway, but unless there was a sign somewhere that said they weren't allowed to ride there they are legally in the right.
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>>678187988
Neither of them shoulder checked before they changed lanes, they are retarded.
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>>678187195
im not involved in your argument with that other guy but what you just said makes no sense.
you claim to argue with logic but your previous statement says you wouldn't suck a dick on the basis that the race you come from doesn't like gays the most.
does that make sense to you?
if it does, you my friend are a fucking retard
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>>678181370
KEK. What a bunch of lemmings!
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>>678187357
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>>678187988
No, they are not! It's a law, at least in entire Europe, that anything traveling less than 40km/h(24mp/h) has nothing to do on the highway. Even cars!
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>>678180720

Oh no! He spilled his beer!
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>>678182514
koksal baba
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>>678179143
>>678185414
It looks like an all you can eat buffet place in China
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>>678177706
shit better get back in the car before he gets up
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>>678186758
I dont think Citroen sell in the USA. Infact I don't think pegeot or Renault do either do they?
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>>678188117

My god, it's like a nightmare.
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>>678186029
It's not meth, though, and it's not North Dakota.
The vid is from Russia. Some people over there use natural gas instead of petrol, and their vehicles are often modified in an unprofessional manner. What you see in the vid is what happens when a "russian" natural gas combuster malfunctions.
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>>678187944
get out of here with your fucking gay shit
faggots are fucking disgusting
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>>678181837
Well if the concept of God is worth even 2 pinches of shit I'm sure she got into the afterlife.
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>>678186527
poor aerodynamic setup
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>>678180218
>koksal baba
Really he died?
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>>678188217
ah, I'm pretty sure in the US that it's legal to ride your bike anywhere as long as it isn't specifically posted
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>>678188117
part 2?
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>>678179259
>filename
I lost
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>>678184509
why...
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>>678187357
I want to see that depressurise
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>>678179731
little_turk_big_city.webm
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>>678184568
I see that you have a rotating mass on that front wheel spindle.
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>>678177706
Story?
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>>678188987
kek
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>>678188979
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>>678187711

http://kxan.com/2015/06/02/2-austin-police-officers-injured-in-explosion/
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>>678181115
He reacted quite well to all that
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>>678188922
come back later and introduce the dog to my baseball bat
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>>678178609
how do people become like this I just dont understand
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>>678188922
the chair falling on the guys face is pretty funny though
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>>678185897
How can you be this dumb ?
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>>678189286
Wow. Thanks for that.
Thats certainly interesting
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>>678189520

Mental illness, dementia, alcohol, drugs, neglect,...
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>>678183605
kek
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>>678189809
>not naming it alien
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>>678187988
>>678188217
In the US, you aren't allowed to go slower than 10mph under the speed limit on the highway. Pretty sure this means bikes too since they have to follow all traffic laws as well as bike laws too
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>>678184568
But can it stay upright with the weight of a person on it?
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>>678186527
sudden cloud of gas, either nerve or mustard gas
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>>678178430
monkey party
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>>678188671
nope, he uploads Video to YouTube all the time
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>>678183605
what the actual fuck
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>>678177875
>>678180614
>>678184034
>>678184216
>>678181490
dey sleepy

>>678179396
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>>678188766
BAD BOYS
What you gon
What you gonna do
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>>678189047
>April 20
I think someone was a bit to eager to light it up
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>>678187050
>slingshot
That's a trebuchet
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>>678180309
just switch out to a ghost-type
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>>678184509
defrost.webm
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>>678189047

Beautiful.
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>>678183400

That must have been some strong water
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>>678187594
file name, top kek
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>>678188766
poor dindunuffins and couple of white trash, racist police and muh violence, i pray 4 those criminals evrytiem
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>>678179731
In those cases, better thing is to let it go. You have to be the bigger man.
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>>678178430
why the police is "violent" towards blacks

hmmmmm..... no idea????
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>>678190008
Source????
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>>678188766
Reminds me of https://youtu.be/ItZ8cqkYQ5A
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>>678187357
One of these days he is going to pass out from all that blood being redirected and bump his head and be out cold for a while with an inflated dick. That will be a funny day.
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>>678190208
So close
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>>678190247
I don't think that's the point. Maybe it just replaces the leg stand.
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>>678189047
We get it, you vape
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>>678183400
explain now ! pls
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>>678177706
wtf happened?
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>>678185861
I always think that when watching this webm I shit you not
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>>678183856
and very fucking painful
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>>678192186
fake and gay
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EUROPE !
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>>678184030
>>678191526
>>678192835
They're vibrating panties, they vibrate when you get tipped on chaturbate. Idiots.
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>>678180309
Pretty easy to counter if you have a wrestling background. I was doing ground and pound in the 80's. I was on a national championship wrestling team from '90 to 95'.
The counter to that double leg takedown is to sprawl your legs back and put all your weight on the guys neck and upper back. He will either let go of your legs or his face will slam to the floor.
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>>678185671
>>678187161

Nope... Those are worms, parasites...
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>>678178857
yucky
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>>678193826
Enjoy that diversity!
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>>678193826
Coming to a sharia court near you
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>>678185897
maybe there is a god
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>>678187050
its obviously a dog troll
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>>678182491
lost
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>>678187715
just don't do it somewhere on the streets
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>>678182663
>>678183219
Ascaris lumbricoides is the giant roundworm of humans, growing to a length of up to 35 cm (14 in).

A. lumbricoides, a roundworm, infects humans when an ingested fertilised egg becomes a larval worm (called rhabditiform larva) that penetrates the wall of the duodenum and enters the blood stream. From there, it is carried to the liver and heart, and enters pulmonary circulation to break free in the alveoli, where it grows and molts. In three weeks, the larva passes from the respiratory system to be coughed up, swallowed, and thus returned to the small intestine, where it matures to an adult male or female worm. Fertilization can now occur and the female produces as many as 200,000 eggs per day for a year. These fertilized eggs become infectious after two weeks in soil; they can persist in soil for 10 years or more.[4]

The eggs have a lipid layer which makes them resistant to the effects of acids and alkalis, as well as other chemicals. This resilience helps to explain why this nematode is such a ubiquitous parasite.[5]
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>>678191230
>>678184294
same holds for this
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>>678180614
checking to see if he's still alive
if he can get a boner, he hasn't kicked the bucket yet
or idk maybe they just like playing with peoples dicks
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>>678190009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i bet that fuckin niger got a million dollars for a beating he doesnt even remember
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>>678180290
haha
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>>678193948
Yep, ascaris lumbricoides. It's the most deadly species of roundworms, this is an extreme case but intestinal blockage is pretty common with them. It's a pretty big deal in developing countries, we even have quite a few people getting it in the states and european countries now. It's an epidemic, be careful when you eat sushi or play with animals

Source: whole family is full of gastroenterologists
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>>678195117
>>678195312
Holy shit
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>>678181115

"When this baby his 88 miles per hour..."
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>>678178430
Fear not citizens, the bike police have arrived!
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>>678180821
USA your police is batshit crazy.
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>>678183400
What happened?
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>>678196010
I always wondered how close that bottle got to being rammed into his brain, thanks to the tazer.
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>>678186908
this is what happens when black people get rights and buy dogs
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>>678195999
check'd
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