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Old phone belonged to kid named aidan, his cousin texted me thinking

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Old phone belonged to kid named aidan, his cousin texted me thinking it's him. Wat do be, evens above 60 decide.

Keep it Suttle for now
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Hi Aidan... I just wanted to tell you that I have been thinking about you.
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>>678162432
wrong person you fucking idiot
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>>678162289
I don't know how to tell you, but now feels like the time, I've always had special feelings for you
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>>678162652
Roll
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>Oh hi nia! This is aiden.
>This is aiden.
>aiden.

She texted you. She knows who it is dickcheese.

calling b8.
1/8 for making me reply.
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>>678162692
Winrar
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Ask for a picture ,just say it's for her contact photo . Start slow
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>>678162432
Roll
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>>678162432
roll
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Aidan.....I'm in love with you.
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>>678162432
again!
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Can you kill me?
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>>678162432
this
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Sorry had to load up rust real quick
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Fuck me harder daddy
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ever knew i thought you were kinda cute? :)
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Can you suck me like a lollipop?
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i need you and i love you
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Should of got a picture first , you probably scared her off anon
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look, lets fuck
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inb4 nia is aidan and he's fucking with you i'd kek
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>>678163001
oh yeah, lets see how it goes
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the thought of jizzing inside of you makes my dick feel like its going to explode. i want kids witth you cousin will you be my onee san
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My cock grows harder with every word uttered from your dick sucking mouth.
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>>678163001
Mah nigga. I admin a small Rust server, 1465 hours in game.
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>>678163001
Also I really want to fuck your ass while watching the star wars movie. Do you like star wars still? I could stick c3po up your stinking ass and then we could lick the shit off him together.
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>>678163241
roll
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>>678162289
Subtle. Jeez.
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OH SHIT POOR AIDAN

only accepting winning rolls that won't fuck it up too bad
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I'm in love with you!
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>>678163222
fuck i got trips, i didnt roll for shit though hahahah
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>>678163241
rol ;
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>>678163275
Roll
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>>678163253
Rolling for this
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>>678163241
rolll
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>>678163275
ROLLING
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Wut I think she's annoyed
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>>678163241
rollll
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>>678163275
ROLL FOR WIN
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Look Nia if you don't want to fuck me because I'm your cousin, I understand. But I can't fulfill my desire to suck a cock without a woman there. Can you be there for me so I can fulfill my fantasy. Please don't tell anyone.
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Aidan I think your cute do you think the same way.
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>>678162730
its aidan you fuckwit
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>>678163275
FUCKING ROLL
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>>678162289
Subtle you fucking idiot.
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Seriously, I love you, I want you to be with me forever my love.
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>>678163275
WIN NOW
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>>678163275
Roll
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OP here. Only going to do things that are not going to ruin it yet. Those things are coming later
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>>678163555
WINRAR NIGGER WINRAR
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Ay gurl, lemme holla atcha with dat fat ass pussy mang. I finna stick dis fat cock up'n dat der cooter n make ya squeal like a pig! Hootie hoo nigga!
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>>678163555
FUCKING WINRAR NIGGER HELL YEW
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How old were you Nia when your hormones calmed down so you weren't horny all the time?
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You heard me, I want to suck your nipples like no tomorrow and fuck you til dawn.
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>>678163555
Win.rar
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>>678163579
No way motherfucker, you're on the verge of ruining already do it now -->> >>678163555
WINRAR is WINRAR, no breaking the fucking rules faggot!!!
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>>678162289
>suttle
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>>678163426
I love you like i love my dog's pussy
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I've had so many naughty dreams about you nia, (or whatever the sand niggers name is)
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>>678163663
Roll
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Well this is just cruel
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Ask for nudes?

Send dickpics?

"I saw you getting changed once and after that day..."
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>>678163222
Checked
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>>678163914
Rolling
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are you going to tell her its not aidan after?
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>>678163663
Roll pls
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Burp.
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>>678163829
Not OP but you're the cancer.
These rules should only be applied when the gets are made by someone above the age of 18
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>>678164015
No fuck that
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>>678164015
Why would he, you going faggot or something?
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555 TRIPS IS NOT WINRAR

EVENS ABOVE 60 LOOK AT OG POST
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Interested to see where this goes...
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>>678163944
Winrar
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>>678163998
winrar nigger
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>>678163991
Fucking OP. This isn't the game bitch. Send the star wars comment
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>>678163848
roll
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>>678163914
Also rolling
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Can you obliterate my insides?
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>>678163991
I just want to see em sweet tittays fam
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>>678164133
winrar op send it you faggot
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I just had to tell you. Can't keep it inside any longer.
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>>678163998
Rolling
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I'm sorry for Everything I have said lately I really hope this doesn't destroy our relationship.im sorry.
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>>678163991
You still like biggie smalls?? My penis is called biggie smalls and it is a nigger
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>>678164237
Y tho? He won
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>>678163944
Winner!
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>>678162651
Exactly
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>>678163848
lets go
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>>678163991
Let me crack one off inside you and then you can try my new vape pen. I'm vaping on some fine ass cookies and cream shit. It's tight
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sorry, had a few to drink and my emotions got stirred up crazy
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>>678164136
No, your get was the autistic ramblings of a 14 year old, please kill yourself
-not OP
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Nia, i saw you getting changed that one time, and after that, i just have these feelings towards you that cant seem to go away. I know its kinda wrong but who cares, we should be able to be happy together.
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>>678164263
what are you ? a fucking faggot fuck off you newfag
if dubs rolling for this>>678163998
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I need some boobs pics... for scientific reasons
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come on anon were waiting
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I want to shove my meat stick up yer musty hole Nia. Bend on over little cousin.
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OP here.

DUBS IS NOT WINRAR.
TRIPS NOT EITHER.

IT'S EVENS ABOVE 60 '62' '64' '86' ETC

ALSO, NOT ASKING FOR NUDES, NOR SENDING ANYTHING BECAUSE PROBABLY UNDERAGE CHICK.


GOING TO POST DELIVAR IN SEC
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>>678164215
How long has been since you sucked my dick [insert cousin name here]
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>>678163991
Come on now when's the last time we hung out?? Let's me and you hang out this weekend watch a movie and fuck??
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Come on! Cousins fuck all the time! Hell, the entire state of Alabama is proof of that!
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>>678164440
pic says dubs decide you cunt
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>>678164172
WINRAR COON
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>>678164188
winnnrar
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I bet the endo sack make you slack. I would love to touch youse slack with my cock
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>>678163663
Rolling
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>>678164440
i want to shove my cock deep into your tight pussy and jizz inside making you pregnentt with my kid
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>>678164440
OP confirmed faggot
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>>678164440
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>>678164396
¿WINRAR?
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>>678164592
winrar!
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>>678164586
Why the fuck would anyone roll then ?
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>>678164440
If she is over 18 send pics
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>>678164566
Winner!
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Are you playing with yourself? I am (;
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>>678164586
We won't have a retard baby. I'm infertile from all the mountain dew I drink
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>>678164586
Kek

Should call her and record it
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suttle like a spaceshuttle
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Do you ever think about how much damage black people are doing?
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>>678164717
Rolololol
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>>678164755
Roll
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>>678164717
backwards wink? seriously?
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>>678164692
Its fake anyways
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I've been thinking about this for a while now and, i'd love it if you would take my anal virginity
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>>678164738
ROLL FAG
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>>678162730
this
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>>678164717
Rolling for this
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>>678164876
WINRAR
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>>678164876
Winrar
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you wanna marry me?
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Let me tongue punch your fart box.
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What does winrar mean
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>>678164717
Faggot or Funny, I'm undecided.
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>>678164824
Yup
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Would you be so kind as to gently tongue my anus?
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>>678164987
Yes
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>>678164738
Roll for OC
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>>678164987
senpai will u pleas notice me??
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>>678164586
Ask for Snapchat or Kik name
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>>678164987
Lurk moar
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>>678165062
Winrar!
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Look I know its wrong but I love you and I just want to fuck you until I you die from jizz going mouldy in your ass hole
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>>678164987
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>>678164987
Being this new....
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>>678165000
Nice trips
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>>678164987
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GET SPOOKED FUCCBOIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDIWLRvc7gQ
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TEXT HER SAY YOU ARE AIDANS DAD AND ARE PRESSING CHARGES
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>>678165128
ROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
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>>678164987
gr8 b8 you fag
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My anus tightens whenever you're around. My cock grows harder as I stare at your pert little tits. I cum rivers after you visit. Just wish you'd ride my semen wave.
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>>678164870
op deliver pls
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>>678164987
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>>678165000
Checkd
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Say:

This is all a joke. I appoligize. Look on >>678162289 for details.
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>>678165062
Winner! Don't be a faggot
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LOVE THIS THREAD
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Trips... I dont do lsd
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>>678165233
fucked it up OP
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>>678164072
Everyone... On 4ban is >18. It's the rules.
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Well then
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>>678165233
Or just say - I'M FUCKING WITH YOU LOL. Aiden is dead
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>>678165309
ReRolz
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>>678165128
rolll
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>>678162432
what a fucking idiot you are

roll for this
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>>678165412
please let me introduce you to the world of high impact sexual violence, babe
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>>678165412
Hahahaha
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>>678165418
reroll
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plz reconsider ur refusal and facebattle my dick
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this is boring op
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>>678165458
rolll rolll
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>>678165480
winrar
>>678165488
fuck you faggot
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>>678165553
is that carl the cuck's wife's son?
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Stroke my cock
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>>678165544
winrar
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>>678165599
no it's a nigger faggot, stop it with your bloodsucking foolery
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Send him this
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it is carls wifes son what a gay faggot
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>>678162730

It's straight B8. Let me lay out the circumstances.

>bought phone from friend
>managed to keep his exact number
>thus implying
>implying
>that you bought a phone from a friend kept his number which means you are on his phone contact for that same exact number and magically his cousin is texting his old number and it's going to your phone
>maximum bait you twat
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Tell her to eat dirt
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send her a screenshot of this thread

>>678165412
>>678165418
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>>678165700
Cane
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The boy you like is a stupid faggot. Suck on my hairy balls instead and I'll serve you cousin cock.
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>>678165742
Fag
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>>678165418
THIS! Do THIS
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Who is the guy you like as we can have a threesome?
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next op post = you been blocked
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>>678165488
Winwar doesn't matter... Because we've anyway determined OP is, in fact, a faggotron 3000.
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Shit nigra
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>>678165766
Perfect
Rolling
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Well that escalated quickly.
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I'm gay and struggling with how to deal with my emotions Nia. I just thought maybe if we had sex I would know for sure if I like cock or pussy better since I've never been laid before. Our one uncle, you know who, used to play with my penis when I was younger and I kinda liked it.
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ahahaha i cant believe u sent face battle my dick
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Poor, poor aidan
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>>678165973
roll for this
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>>678165973
rollll
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You gotta be feeling stressed from not having that boy like you back, I'm ready and waiting to clamber into that sweet pussy, the juices drip down into my mouth as I ravage the slit and clit with my tongue. I know you masturbate, there's no need to hide it, I'm online now if you at least want to call me. Basically I've reached the point at which I can no longer cum onto pictures of you, I DEMAND the real thing in all it's glory! If you don't comply I'll release the pics you had on your computer.
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>>678165829
why the fuck you still keeping this shitty bait on. people, abandon thread
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>>678166040
someones gonna get v& fam
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>>678165766
Winrar
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>>678165973
rolling
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>>678165973
roll but i think the other sandnigger is a grill
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>>678165973
roll
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>>678165973
reroll
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>>678166082
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>>678165973
Rolling
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>>678165973
Roll
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>>678166040
Do you wanna exchange nudes and act like this never happened
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>>678166077
Dis, dubs speak truth
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send her this saying "I bet you can imagine this huge tube of man meat penetrating your vagina"
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I thought I could pray away the gay, instead I became even more of a raging faggot. Can you think of some way for me to not be so gay?
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>>678165829
>high impact sex violence
>high impact sex
>high impact
>high
Desu desu
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>>678166179
this
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>>678166199
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>>678166221
That's fucking shopped lmao
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Can I see a pic of u and this so called boy u like. I want to rage while I'm mastbating
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>>678166221
Rolling for this
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>>678166168
Winner
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>>678166179
WE NEED THIS TEXT SENT, RIGHT FUCKEN NOW
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>>678166179
Do this Op
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Ended it
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>>678165233
Wtf is this
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>>678166179
rolling
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>>678166179
Roll
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>>678166221
U mad blak bois?
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>>678166363
Is this thread dead?
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op was a fag today>>678166389
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>>678164015
roll
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>>678166389
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OP here. Stopped before get vanned
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op nooooo
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OP was almost not a fag
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>>678166389
Op u fuckin wasteman
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>>678166389
>>678166536
kill yourself fam
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Fake, hoi is the dutch word for hey. Not a single dutch person would comminucate in english, nice bait. Kankerhomo.
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OP confirmed faggot
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>>678166389
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>>678166221
The actual fuck is that monstrocity...?
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>>678166389
Faggot.
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>>678166599
dubs demand it

redeem yourself op
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>>678166536
WOW RETARD, give us the number fagit
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>>678166599
winrar
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>>678162289
Thank you op.
That was fun.
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>>678166599
You heard the man OP
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quads
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>>678166684
you're really this dumb, right?
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>>678166684
Are you fucking retarded? Look at the top of the screenshots
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>>678166719
lost

oh wait forgot this isn't YLYL
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>>678162432
kek you idiot
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>>678166747
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>>678166389
JUST A PRANK BRAH
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>>678165412
>i like someone else, sorry
Holy shit the girl was seriously considering it!
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thread dead
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>>678162289
op you are retarded, if that girl is under the age of consent you have just broken the law, that could be a felony dude. From how she texts I think she's around 12/13. And she's going to show her parents, and they have your number. Expect the fbi at your door very soon.
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>>678166768
There's nothing there but the time
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OMG sorry. My dad had phone ! He deleted the chat log, but I saw him texting you. Sorry if he said anything embarrassing
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>>678166935
this.
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>>678166935
could be tru
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>>678166935
Unless he is of course under the age as well
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>>678166935
now op is scared as shit
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>>678166179
I wanted to see this happen
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>>678167286
well he has no reasons not to
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>>678167356
so who's gonna contact this chick? plenty of info here. Looks like Aidens last name is Bedwell. Poor grandpa died in 2012
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Mfw OP delivers
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FAKE AND GAY
A
K
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A
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D

G
A
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>>678166909
Indeed!
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>>678166221
Rolling
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