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Civ. Thread

Rules
>Dubs or 5 votes decides 1 Action, whichever comes first.
>1 Action per post
>Anything else goes

>Biome
Forest
>Population
8, 4M, 4F
>Supplies
10 Food, 20 Wood
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> no idea how2play

roll

everyone starts to have sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of reproduction
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>>678162246
this

>in missionary position
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>>678162527
roll
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Civil war breaks out
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>>678162527
roll
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>>678162715

hey, ty anon
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Kill and eat the blacks
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The white people kill the blacks to ensure the safety of the tribe
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>>678162999
you heard him
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>>678162999
winrar
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>>678162999

oh boy here we go, gg whitey the conqurer
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>>678162999

>Black man is dismembered
>+10 Food
>Black woman is more nimble and is able to escape due to the black man stalling the rest of the tribe
>Tribe has gained Cannibalistic Notoriety

>Dubs or 5 votes decides
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>>678164234
search for furries, proceed to skin them for clothing
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>>678164234
Collect wood and shit to make a house
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>>678164444
damnnnnnn
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>>678164444
damn it anon you got quads and wasted it on a house made out of shit
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>>678164536
Wasted? Shit houses are what this tribe needs to live
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>>678164444
checked
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Shit on all the food to make it unedible, piss on the niggers corpse, burn everything with the wood that's left.
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>>678164766
Double chekd*
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>>678164832
roll
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>>678161970
is this a game? what is it called?
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>>678164915
it looks like roblox
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kill all the women
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>>678161970

Find various machine guns in a stash
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>>678164444

>Fell a tree
>-10 Food
>Construct a rudimentary shelter of foliage and wood, protects from the sun and rain, +1 Tribe Productivity
>-10 Food
>The men are spent from working
>+1 Abodes Construction Knowledge

>140 Wood
>10 Food

>Dubs or 5 Votes
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>>678165375
have group orgy to repopulate master white race
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construct a cage, lock the asians in it
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>>678165447
reroll
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>>678164915
>>678165003
looks more like some kind of game engine, look at the axis in the bottom left
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>>678164234
FIND A PAIR OF REDHEAD ASGARDIANS NYNPHOMANIAC VALKYRIK TWINS

Fjorja and Hammura
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Oh shit, is that an Indian I see?

Make a fucking corner shop for the Indian.
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White woman gains weight from too much nigger meat. Changes her hair color to pink and creates feminism. She convinces the other females to castrate the males.
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>>678165621
Roll
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>>678165554
it looks so similar maybe he has some construction mod or whatever
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>>678165635
win
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conform tribe's religion to nazism, women are enslaved and they make totems of hitler.
>plus 10 damage to whites?
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>>678165755
winrar
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>>678165554
So what's the name of the engine then? Could OP deliver a name?
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>>678165621
Rolando
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>>678165621
Fjorda WAIFU
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>>678165621
We need this gurls
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>>678165450
yeah lock the asian and farm his skin for food
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Make the asian go out to find a cat / dog. Do not let him back until he finds one.
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>>678165755
Weenerar

>hail hitler
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>>678165450
Yep
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>>678165621
Go
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>>678166277
Winrar
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Make contact with aliens and create a fleshlight out of maggots
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all jews shall be exterminated
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>>678166277
Win
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Impregnate all women and give all food to men
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Mass circle jerk last person to bust eats the semen turning into a crocodile
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>>678162527
This plz
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>>678165375
all weeaboos should be killed and hanged outside the house to scare away enemies
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>>678166574
re roll
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Look for other civilizations to enslave
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wew
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>>678161970
Wiating for op to stop masturbating
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>>678165755

>Women construct Crude Totem of Hitler
>-40 Wood
>-10 Food
>Tribe converts to Nazism
>begin worship of Hitler

>>678165621
Winner
New Rule
>Only rolls posted after the OP count, no double-wins between OP-posts
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Have the Asians teach everyone martial arts to up our groups combat potential
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Have the group draw straws, whoever loses is the due and must be burned alive.

Sieg Heil.
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>>678166854
naked orgy naked orgy
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>>678167016
do it!
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>>678167013

Jesus fuck, I meant jew - sorry, I'm a faggot.
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Find and kill off the natives
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Dig into a nigger filled prison then slaughter rape and pillage
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>>678167016
>roll
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>>678166854
So does the warrior canivalistic asgard goddess are in?
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Have the people build a barn and enslave all women in it as breeding cows
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begin making weapons equip them then search for the nigger that escaped
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Bukkake w/ Asian chuck
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>>678167177
winrar
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>>678167175
Fjord roll still
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>>678167177
Winner winner chicken dinner
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>>678167177
winrer
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>>678167194
This
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Gather resources
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>>678166854
We need some pure aryans horses to lead the pack of white breeding cows
They are the heslers ok figths as valkyre
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guys pls we need food just, just make those asians goto cook some food made of dogs or cats
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>>678165621

>Send out tan man into the wasteland
>He encounters Redhead Asgardian Nymphomaniac Valkyrik Twins
>They demand an offering or be killed

>Dubs or 5 Votes
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He gives them his dick and limbs
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>>678167574
Offer sex
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Orgy
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Build a shit shrine
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naked orgy
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>>678167177

>Back at Camp
>Everyone is incredibly hungry and there is no food left
>Too tired to build anything

>Wood: 100
>Food: 0
>Pop: 7
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>>678167771
reroll wanna see those block titties
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Eat the indian.
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>>678167689
Get
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Gather food
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>>678167853
ok, ,murder the asian man then eat him
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>>678167853
everyone grows three, floppy penises which grant them eternal life and euphoria
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Pray to Hitler for food
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eat males semen cooked in a pot
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>>678167853
Food
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>>678168033
win
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>>678167853
The men eat the pussy.
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>>678167574
Offer to be their third Reich, the second two totem heads will become them in the future. In exchange for your souls to be sworn, you ask for the bodies of all animals within 10 KM of the tribe. Meaning any animal in the forest (or escaped monkeys) will be moved to the tribe. the tribe goes to kill every animal and black women infront of them. do they win?
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>>678168033
winrar
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>>678168033
>Everyone at camp gathers round the Hitler effigy and prays with the last of their strength
>A few berries fall from the foliage high up in the trees
>Food: 3
>Wood: 100
>Pop: 7
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Jesus fuck, hitler's fucking useless.

Burn the totem.
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create human centipede to recycle food
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>>678168731
use all energy to kill, cook and eat the asian
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>>678168855
insta win
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the men slaughter the women, wear their clothes, use the berries as lipstick and blow each other to extract protein rich man-yogurt for subsistence
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>>678168731
Hitler ghost appear and gives 500 food rations military grade and a tank
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twitch/Musmacker giving xbox codes when he gets 15 viewers.
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>>678168731
The valkires were joining the tribe dude
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>>678168855
winrar
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>forrage for food
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Steal cattle from another tribe
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>Meanwhile in the Wastelands
>Valkyries raping the tan/Hispanic dude
>Say they'll give him a bag of assorted seeds when it's all over
>Their big feminine uncut penises pumping load after load of cum into his asshole and mouth
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START EATING GRASS
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>>678168731
plant berries and force females to work the fields
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Use wood to build damn. Catch fishies
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>>678168855
>Start a fire and soon the Hitler Totem is ablaze
>Eat the berries
>The tribe is comforted by the warmth of the fire

>Dubs of 5 votes
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Hunt the natives for food
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>>678169442
What engine are you building on?
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>>678169442
Fuck yeah

Op rocks
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Now's a brilliant time to push the asian bastard into the fire!
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Make spears and go hunting
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rape and cannibalize the girls while making another totem from their bones in the shape of a dick
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>>678169620
lesbian sex
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let them eat some dirt in order to beat the hunger
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>>678169620
>night falls, monsters come out
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>>678169620
reproduce
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>>678169722
I USE THIS ROLL FOR GETTING FOOD
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>>678169442

Jesus pays a visit

>river is wine
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>>678169828
rolling for this
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>>678169832
rollin' eat that pussey
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>>678169852
Roll
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>>678169828
seconded
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make a huge hole on the ground for no reason
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it is pitch black

you are likely to be eaten by a grue
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let them ask john cena in order to help them with their food problem
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>>678169828
rollio
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look for food source
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>>678169978
fuck off jordan
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Hitler god gives weapons to attack non white tribes
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>>678169946
rawlleene
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wrestle a bear
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>>678169620
roblox n00b is come fite you XDDD
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>begin holy trek up mountain
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kill filthy aryans
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>>678170227
ROLL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>678170161
*rape
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>>678170227
OMG TYHATS EPICC ROBLOX US FUN
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They all get cancer from being by the smoke too much
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Everyone dies of an unknown cause
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>>678170227
Roll for keke XD
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>>678169828
roll
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>>678169828

Rolling for this
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>>678169828
votin'
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>>678169828
Roll
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>>678169828
roll ok
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>>678169828
roll pls
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men go and look for food, find a glowing stone on the ground, pick it up and bring it back to camp
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Plant seeds and water
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>>678161970
nice roblox build, bud!
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>>67816982roll XD
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Fuck a tree
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>>678170777
fuck you trips
>>678169828
should've won
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>>678170787
Glad someone noticed
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>>678170777

YES you glourious bastard
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>>678169828
roll
fuck sake op
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>>678170975
thats trips
not dubs
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>>678171122
DOUBLE DUBS OF TRUTH
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>>678171316
I FUCKING WASTED IT
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>>678171122

i know but those were, thanks!

>checked n keked
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>>678170777
>Tanman comes back walking a little funny and bleeding from his asshole, but with a bag full of seeds
>He plants them, although it takes a while and he messes up sometimes due to inexperience.
>Everyone is rejoicing
>Seedbag: 50% full
>Tanman +1 Agricultural Knowledge
>Food: 0/50 Edible Seeds
>Wood: 100
>Population: 7
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>>678171466
Those as well
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>>678171412
m8, you cancelled out the almighty trips so the boney dick totem could prevail

you've doneing everyone a justise
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craft weapons and hunt
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>>678171509
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen appears from the river and grants them an endless supply of krabby patties. He is now their new god. He was #1
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>>678171509
build tools and weapons
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>>678171509
rape and cannibalize the girls while making another totem from their bones in the shape of a dick
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>>678171666
winrar
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have a feast on remaining seeds
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>>678171509
A random male rapes and kills a random female, hiding their body in the river.
>Let's make this a murder mystery /b/.
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>>678171809
newfog dicktected
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>>678171788
since someone got dubs before this post, if anyone rolls an 8 singles rolling for this, you will get it, otherwise, will have to wait until OP posts again
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>>678171908
I'm 13 thanks
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>>678171509
>Super advanced Multi penised humans arrive on earth
"What the hell is that, Sarge?"
"I don't know private.. but we have to continue the mission"
*Whole spaceship begins unloading laser shells onto dinosaur faggots*
"git rekt"
"Sarge we are ready"
"Do it..."
*Mother human takes a giant shit into a pool of water that dna is in*
"hnnnghhh aa THERES BLOOD THERES BLOOD"
And thus the human race was reborn
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all males turn out to be asian tentacle-monsters
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out of nowhere, an evil witch casts a spell and everyone starts furiously masturbating
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>>678172183
The anus was quite obese
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>>678171666

>White man crafts a Sharp Stick out of wood
>White man +1 Craftsmanship
>They eat the remaining seeds for strength and venture deep into the woods
>Encounter a buck and 2 doe
>Food: None
>Wood: 80
>Pop: 7

>A) Attack Buck
>B) Attack a Doe
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BONE TOTEM WHEN
>>
A then naked orgy celebration
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>>678172526
B)
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>>678172591
reroll
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>>678172526
Attack the black haired fucker
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>>678172687
kek
roll
>>
a
>>
>>678172687
this
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>>678172591
roll for this
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>>678172526
Kill Buck. Assert dominance
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Attack buck, use the antlers and wood to make a deer mask and become one with the deer.
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>>678172687
roll
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A) then rape the does
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>>678172672
Reroll
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/B/
>>
>>678172687
roll
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>>678172687
This right here
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>>678172796
rr
>>
b
>>
GAIN UBER SUPER NAZI TECHNOLOGY
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>>678172782
pls reroll
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>>678172687
5 votes, winner
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>>678172687
roll
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>>678172796
Rerolling
>>
Realize they exist in ROBLOX and develop autism
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>>678172687
PLEASE
ROLL
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>>678172773
rr
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>>678172687

.
.
.
Give me the dubs.
Roll.
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>>678172687
More than half of these are samefag
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>>678173110
I rolled it for it but yeah that might be true
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>>678172526
Kill Uncle Buck, he'll feed the group for at least 2 weeks
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>>678172796
roll fur dubs
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>>678172796
roll
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>>678172526
KILL DOE
CONSUME FETUS OR USE FOR REPRODUCTIVE MEANS THAT UNTIMATLEY LEAD TO FETUS CONSUMPTION
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Kill buck.
Skin it and wear skin to atract doe
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>>678173272
This, He's going to attack anyway if we go for the bitches.
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>>678173477
dubs
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>>678173477
winrar and i thank you
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>>678173477
wINRAARRRRR
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>>678170787
I noticed also :)
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>>678171509
Add telamon/shed
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>>678173800
Nice waste of dubs prick
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>>678172796
This better create a deer human master race
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>>678173964
We can eat the children
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>>678173477

>White man gets a lung-shot on the buck
>Doe are easy to subdue and men decide to have a bit of fun before hauling the game back to camp
>Except for Tanman because he was never the same

>Potential Food: 800
>Bones, Hides and other materials
>Population: 7
>Moral: High
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>>678172796
rerol
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>>678165835

Roblox map maker or some shit, it comes with roblox
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>>678174217
Blonde suicide
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Make a bone dick-shaped shrine
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>>678174217
Build tanman a crutch out of buck bones, he took a big one (Two big ones) for the team.
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upgrade hut with hide, then have orgy
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Men fashion large tent from hides while women create food
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>>678174500
Winrar
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>>678174500
yes gg

+ they start chopping wood but someone (not tanman) gets killed
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>>678174500
Winrar
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>>678174217
use sinew to make bows
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blonde male digs a hole and lives like a gnome frome now on
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>>678165835
Its lua.Thats the driving force,just look up roblox studio and some tutorials.
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>>678165554
Thats in roblox.
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>>678174500
>Whiteman and Asianman fashion crutches out of bones for Tanman
>He is grateful and practices with them as weapons
>+1 Tanman fighting skills
>Women start butchering the buck to get the meat
>The Does were lead back to camp, they are afraid and keep trying to run away
>Buck Hide is put up to dry
>Seeds have sprouted, but they haven't studied and don't know what kind they are

>Food: 300
>Wood: 80
>Bones, Hides, Sinews and other materials
>2 Does
>Pop: 7
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>>678175575
Make wooden spears and go hunt the nigress
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>>678175575
women start growing in size, so that the men need a bucket to fuck them
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>>678175575
Slaughter and skin the does
When the hide is dry craft as many jackets and boots as possible
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>>678175575
feast and orgy
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Water the fucking farm patch
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>>678175575
make bow and arrow out of wood bone and sinew
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>>678175933
winrar
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>>678175933
win time for that orgy
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john cena appears outta nowhere
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inb4 -300 food
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Make a whorehouse for the does
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>>678173800
I got dubs now make it.
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>>678175933

>Grill some of that meat
>Everyone gorges and gets in good spirits
>With everyone in such a good mood, fucking starts
>Whiteman cums in Tangirl and Whitegirl
>Asianman cums in Asiangirl
>Tanman fucks his favorite doe and tells her she's pretty

>Food: 260
>Wood: 60
>Plants: Growing
>Bone, Hide and other materials
>2 Doe
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Send asian,an out to scout for shit
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>>678177237
Cripple the does, so they don't run at night. Make a pick, I'm tired of all this god damn wood.
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>>678177237
>Someone notices the doe's bellies are starting to grow round
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>>678177237
kek hallelujah (just helped us increase population)
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>>678177237
Slaughter and skin the does
When the hide is dry craft as many jackets and boots as possible
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>>678177489
rr
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>>678177564
Dude, no! We need those babies.
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Make a little safe space for the does so no jackass can harm their feelings
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Make a deer hitler shrine for good cumings
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>>678177237
sacrifice a doe to our god cthulu
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>>678177508
investigate further... see if there are half human half deer babies
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>>678177508
cut open the belly and cum inside
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>>678177237
>>678176000
wtf happened to my trips
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>>678177492
Roll
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>>678177530
Ever heard of miscarriage? now we gotta keep the woman safe and doing easy shit. Except for asian bitch, We don't need any gook babies.
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>>678177237
Cripple the does, keep them alive and well.

cum dumpster does activate
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>>678177746
Roll
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>>678177788
They became a fullhouse
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>>678177823
dubs pls
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>>678177788
orgy got the win, and way to waste the dubs now
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>>678177823
roll
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>>678169674
ITS FUCKING ROBLOX YOU DIP
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Aliens invade, get ass raped
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>>678177823
Rr
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>>678177788
Someone got dubs before that
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>>678177823
dubsgit
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