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trips decide what I do with any of the items above
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Shoot up a mosque faggot
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Everything goes up your ass
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Shove the flag up your ass while eating the $100 and solving the Rubik cube
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>>678146347
While wearing the flag as a cape and write on it "TRUMP 2016"
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>>678146460
roll
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>>678146228
That gun is a pellet gun
100% sure, because i have the same model
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Put the gas mask on then masturbate violently to Ben Franklin whilst shoving the screwdriver up your arse.
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>>678146748
Good, then the fag shouldn't have a problem with firing it in his ass
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>>678146228
go to public place and burn flag
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>>678146827
Re-roll
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>>678146228
actually finish the rubix cube
Then eat the dollar
And give the gun to a black guy
Pen up the pooper
Walk around with the mask like its completely normal
turn all the paper into paper airplanes
i dont know what the fuck the rest is
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>>678146998
off by one
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>>678146460
roll
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>>678146228
Your flag needs a hawk in the middle... Plain looking like that feels gay
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>>678146228
Take that gun and put it in your mouth, lube it up make it nice and wet. Then take the gun and pit it inside ass and send me pics. Then take gun out and put it back. Then go to bed.
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>>678146228
Rubik's cube in your pooper.
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>>678146460
Re-roll
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take that BB gun and shoot yourself in the knuckle.
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>>678146998
reroll
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>>678146998

the other thing is a knife, a magazine for the handgun and an italian flag
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>>678146998
>>678147767
off by one, twice
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>>678146347
roll
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eat the flag
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>>678146228
>Put gas mask on
>Shoot yourself in the head for starting this thread
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>>678146228
Burn it all
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>>678146228
use knife to cut money in half, put knife,money, and cube in mask, wrap with flag, shoot twice with bb gun

trips get
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rip up that $100 bill
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Take a shit in public and use the flag to wipe your ass, while eating a rubix cube
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>>678148108
Roll
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>>678146597
Reroll
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>>678146228
Eat the flag
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>>678148015
roll
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>>678146228
stab temple with screwdriver
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put them in the toilet
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>>678147982
rollllll
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draw donald trump mask on paper
wear mask
shoot self in face
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>>678146460
this
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>>678146228
Burn the flag
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>>678146998
Dis
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>>678148313
reroll
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shoot open the rubiks cube and discover the secrets of the universe
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>>678146228
solve rubics cube pls
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Go back to Mexico beaner faggot
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>>678146460
rolling for this
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>>678148015
reroll
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Everything in ass while you hang yourself with flag that is also in the butt
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>>678146228
Throw it all in a fire.
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>>678148485
Rerolllllll
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>>678146228
>solve gun
>shoot cube
>put flag in wallet
>hang $100 bill from flag pole
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>>678146460
rolling for this
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>>678146575
Roll
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>>678146460
rolling again
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>>678146228
shoot your penor with the bb gun
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all items in pooper
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Nothing
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>>678146460
one more roll
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>>678148758
re
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Nothing. Leave 4chan forever.
Get
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>>678146228
wrap everything up in the flag and put it up your butt
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>>678148416
That's an Italian Flag, you dumb motherfucker. Suck on a black dick and get raped, racist bitch.
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>>678148015
roll
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Rubiks cube and screwdriver in a microwave for 10+min and burn the rest or die trying
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kill yourself
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>>678147846
no retard, off by 11
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gun in pooper
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>>678146347
roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IefxvmL_Adg
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>>678146460
do it
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>>678146228
shooting spree at nearest mall
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>>678146228
Spice everything in your ass, try and get them all in there and if you can't an hero
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>>678149225
rollin
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>>678146460
this
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Put the magazine in the gun loaded, cycle a round the stick it up you ass and pull the trigger while being butt ass naked on the flag.
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>>678146228
Drape yourself with Mexican flag, then day hola
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>>678148758
rollll
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>>678148416
>Mexico
It's a italian flag you retarded idiotic faggot
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>>678146970
that's italy's flag. no golden eagle with the snake
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>>678146228
Sparati al cazzo, il resto conta meno, almeno siamo sicuri che non ti riproduci

Shoot at your dick, other things are less important, at least we are sure you don't reproduce
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>>678149670
it's an Italian flag you stupid cumbeard
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>>678146228
Take a shit inside the mask and wear it while going outside shooting niggers and waving the flag at the same damn time.
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>>678149225
barrel roll
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>>678149225
jg
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shoot the 100 dollar bill
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That's the national flag of France you MORONS.
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Go out to a busy public place with the gas mask on and scream "I'm Hitler you are are my Jews. Please donate to the gas bill." while holding out and shoving a cup in peoples' faces with some loose change in.
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>>678149951
THIS
rolling
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infilati la pistola in culo e spara
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>>678149951
rolllllllllling for this
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>>678150305
roll
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>>678149951
roll
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shit on the flag
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>>678148976
What a terrible flag. Glad I'm German. Our flag is distinct.

You Italians look like Mexicans anyway.
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>>678150776
roll
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>>678149951
Roll
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>>678148416
>American education
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>>678149951
fucking trips get
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>>678146228
Bundle all of the items in the flag then tie it up like a sack. Throw everything into the nearest river/lake/ocean/sea.
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solve the rubiks cube
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>>678151120
fucking austist
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>>678146347
>>678146575
roll
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>>678146228
screwdriver handle in butthole, timestamp on paper with pen. turn money into steam gift cards for traps on /b/
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Nothing...
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>>678146460
roll
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hang yourself with the flag after gun in pooper. And wear the gas mask before you hang yourself.
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>>678151632
roll
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>>678151139
Grohling
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shove gun up asshole
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>>678146228
Go make a chlorine bomb and throw it into a mosque then shoot it up, profit?
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Eat the flag and timestamp
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Do notjing
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>>678151961
Roll
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Shoot yourself in the leg
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Practice the rubix cube until you can solve it in under 10 seconds. Then shoot yourself
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>>678146228

Shove flag in mouth, shove gun in asshole, shove screwdriver in peehole, light and smoke bill, put mask on, take rubik with left hand, take photos with left hand.

post photos here.
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Pistol in the butt, handle first
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>>678151566
Rollin
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shit on flag. scream: "südtirol ist nicht italien"
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Stab yourself in one leg
Shoot your other leg
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>>678152347
this
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>>678152347
This
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>>678152332
fuuuuuuuuu

rolling
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>>678146460
roll
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>>678152362
rolling
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Burn it.
Burn it all.
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>>678152504
This
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Stuff money in butt
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>>678152347
>South Tyrol is not Italy
wat?
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>>678152504
YES
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>>678151961
RE roll
Satanic trips get
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Stick flag up bum
shoot foot
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>>678146460
This, but wear the gas mask and after you solve the Rubik's cube pen an essay on contemporary Liberian literature.
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Put screwdriver up your ass,shoot at the rubix cube while Holding the flag in other hand and wappering and yell All Mexicans need to burn
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>>678146228
rampage
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>>678152696
This
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shit in gas mask, equip on face. inhale deeply.
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>>678152504
Re
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>>678152825
This
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screwdriver handle in pooper
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kill some niggers
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>>678152696
Re-roll
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Do nothing and go sleep
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>>678152825
Yes
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>>678146228
Solve the damn rubics cube
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>>678146228
Get some bleach and ammonia, put them in a cylinder and go to a subway station with the gas mask. Have the cylinder and open it then throw the shit in a dustbin, after that you will see chlorine leaking out in the subway.
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solve the rubik's cube while wearing the gas mask and have a friend hold you at gunpoint
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>>678146228
Burn that fucking House down.
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Nothing
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burn it all
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Do nothing
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Solve the rubics cube
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Wrap everything up in the flag except the $100. Then throw it in the street.

Take the $100 and buy as many frito chips as you can. Eat only the Fritos till you run out.
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>>678146228
Go to shoot Muslims
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>>678152504
This
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>>678146228
Solve that fucking rubiks cube you pleb.
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Nothing just sleep
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>>678153183
This
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Go on a violent killing spree and at some point try to solve a rubik's cube.
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>>678153175
Rolling
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>>678146401
Yea this. And not one at a time
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>>678153175
Do this!!
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Go out with the mask on, shoot as many muslims as possible while waving the flag and shouting "revenge for Italy, you immigrating fucks!"
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Shoot the cube and shit in the mask.
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>>678153105
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>>678153241
This
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>>678153183
rolll
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>>678153175
This only be sure it's a street I front of a school!
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>>678153346
This
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>>678153372
Re
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>>678153315
Forgot. Solve the rubik's cube once you are at the police station getting interrogated.
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>>678152696
Re
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Put the gas mask on, shove the screwdriver up your ass and wrap yourself in the flag and shoot yourself, before you go, wrote on the pad that you hate niggers and Muslims should be shot, RIP the money in half and shot yourself.
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>>678146228
Solve the damn rubics cube faggot
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>>678146460
So much this
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>>678153315
Roll
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>>678146228
Put them away and give your parents a call
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>>678153175
Lol Fritos scoops with cheese dip.
Make the cheese dip out of one box of Velveeta, one pound of sausage, and a can of rotel tomatoes!
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Rubix cube in the bum with flag
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>>678153609
This
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>>678146460
This is pretty awesome.. rolling got this
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Seriously? No ones gotten trips yet?
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>>678153666
CHECK EM
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>>678153666
Got it
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>>678153609
>>678153666

uh oh
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>>678153666
WINRAR
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>>678153666
Heeeyoooo
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>>678153666
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>>678146228
draw a red star and crescent on the center of the flag, and march through your town, shouting "BENVENUTI MIGRANTI"
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You better deliver,op
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>>678146970
Italy flag you disgusting piece of ignorant shit.
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>>678153666
Lube up and start jamming OP. This thread better not make it to page 11 before you deliver.
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But the screwdriver up your peehole and then shoot your dick.
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OP better deliver
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>>678153666
sweet satanic trips
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>>678154153
Mexican.. the crest has obviously been stolen
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>>678154153
I dont pablato mexicano amigo
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>>678154590
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/b/ if you are willing to please help us
https://webchat.anonops.com/?nick=&channels=OpTrump2016
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>>678154153
you should take it bro, Italy is actualy worse shit then mexico
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>>678154153
It isn't American you butthurt fuck so it doesn't matter.
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>>678153497
>implying italian police is interested other than in eat dicks
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>>678155691

b8
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>>678152595
check history of south tirol
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Rob gun store with your pellet gun wearing the mask, the flag as a cape, and glue the rest to your mask
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Deliver op
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>>678156919
Rerollen then I'm outy
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>>678156932
No one has gotten trips dipshit

Tho regardless op still will never deliver
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>>678157081
>>678153666
Try again bud
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>>678146228
Eat the flag
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shoot yourself in both feet faggot and post results
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use the knife to cut the swastika into your arm
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>>678146228
Use the pen to sign yourself into the army
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While holding the gun and wearing the gas mask soar over to the neighborhood house with the Cape (flag) streaming in the wind and reverse rob them. Hold them at gunpoint and give them $100
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Shit in gas mask. Go out side and use flag to kidnap a smaller female. Bring them into your basement and put the gas mask on their face. Write on the note pad "she solves the cube, or she gets the shit again." Then have her at gunpoint and she needs to solve the rubies cube. If she does it, then pay her... While she does use (what I'm assuming is a razor at the top of the flag) to shave her legs over and over again. If she doesn't solve the cube, screwdriver up the pooper.
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use the gun to shoot a bitch dead in the streets and drag her corpse into your body for sex until the police come then suicide by cop
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go find a attractive homeless women and use the gun to rape her then kill her
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cum on flag
wipe that with dollar
order pizza
threaten pizzaman with gun to take the cummed money
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zio,prendi quella pistola,va in italia e fa un massacro in quella camera dei deputati, che sarebbe anche ora.. che cavolo aspetti
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>>678146228

Use the screwdriver to jam the flag into the barrel of the gun as tight as you can, then fire it.
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>>678146228
what are you doing with the italian flag?
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>>678158909
for some reason would still fuck Griselda the witch here.
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>>678146228
Solve the Rubik's Cube on cam
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Knife and pen in pooper
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>>678146460
roll for this
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>>678159707
Re
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>>678159586
She is wild
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>>678146460
roll
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>>678146460
do it faget
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Send me $100 in the mail
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Buy cocaine and shoot random niggers
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Spend the 100 on body armor, and bring all that shit with you to fight crime. Even if you spend all night calling cabs for drunk people and helping people find their lost pets in neighborhoods, at least you won't be a faggot on /b/
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Smash rubics cube to small fragments and insert in penis.
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>>678159969
Re
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>>678160026
rolling
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put the gun into your ass and pull the trigger while the bullet is chambered
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Eat $100 then shoot yourself
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>>678160158
roll
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>>678146460
Rolling Stones
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So, why did you put a magazine next to the BB gun? Was that to make the uninformed think it was a real gun?
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Knife pen screwdriver in the pooper
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>>678160024
This
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>>678146228
write " I couldnt solve it" on the paper

put the rubiks cube on the paper

load the gun
disengage the safety
hold the gun against your head
shoot yourself in the head

later someone comes in and thinks you killed yourself because you couldnt figure out the rubiks cube
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