Im in need of money and I need it fast.
Hypothetically, If I would go up to an atm and put tape infront of the hole where money comes out of and walk away. Waiting for anybody to come.
Then some other guy goes up to it and tries to take their money out but it gets stuck to the piece of tape. Lets say they give up and go inside to talk to somebody about the seemingly broken machine while I remove the tape with the money and casually stroll away.
Could this work or are there sensors or something that would prevent such a scam?
It'll probably suck the money back in. Plus there's probably cameras around the area and there's usually a camera inside the ATM.
>>678127902
That is a pathetically bad plan. You must be black.
>Go directly to jail
>Do not pass go
>Do not collect $200
>>678128384
Kek this
Do it anon, you'll definitely get a free meal out of it
Most atms have video cams, built in. Like in front of the machine where you slide you card in. unless you put on a mask but that wouldn't be any better.
>>678127902
Emma
https://mega.nz/#!Ok81nAJR!X6F66JOTpDXsb7gqV9U-A6EX_BNLe6wwoiV-PTER14s
>>678127902
Is this shopped ??!??!
>>678127902
They would see the fucking tape
>>678127902
Stupid people shouldn't be criminal but most are. Thats why US has highest prisoner rate in world.
Your Ppan is stupid as fuck... Go work or go to jail
>>678130164
No she did it live in TV
> inb4 this is thread where all stupid ppl live
>>678130164
>>678130227
yes it is fake obviously
get the full quality original vids in my link above >>678129762
Call JG Wentworth
Literally have no idea how people are thus broke.
>be me
>apply for distribution job for lowes
>never worked before
>get hired within 5 days
>instant 800 dollars a week
>is it really that hard to find a job?
>>678131172
KNOWLEDGE
>>678127902
Hey I do this all the time. It works. But I would make sure you don't use the same ATM more than 2 times. It's almost a fool proof way of getting money. I've been doing this for 4 years.. never been caught.
I say go for it... easy money. Don't listen to these beta faggots on here. Be a man like me and do the ATM trick
>>678127902
Unemployment
Food bank
Odd jobs
Ask your parents for a loan if you haven't already
Set up one of those fake jaylaw blowjob vids links and get add revenue
Come on man hustle you can do this your smart
>>678131172
800 a week? Pfffffttttt.... I get that a day ... cash money ... ATM trick baby
>>678131172
>Literally have no idea how people are thus broke.
> Most of the time the problem is called girlfriend
> they eat
> they want new clothes
> they want to "go out and have some fun"
OP here.
Cant get my paycheck fast enough and I need to buy some LSD.
Help me you fat fucks.
>>678127902
something similar happened to me a while ago but with my card. I lost the card and then a few minutes later i lost £200, i talked with my bank for fraud and they gave my 200 a week later. i dont know what happened with the fucktard that got my money tho. if he is free and with 200 then we both won.
>>678132115
>I need to buy some LSD
LSD has neither a physical nor a psychical effect related to addiction
K this is definitely b8 m88
>>678127902
OP, I have been doing it for 10 years now. I scam the online junk mail scam artists by holding all their detailed information of operations online hostage holding it over their heads reminding them that I will send their info into interpol or their local police. I normally demand 5 bitcoin a month but lately this one asshole pissed me off and he recently paid me 14 bitcoin after I had his friend get picked up by the police.
Give it a try they are as dumb as the people who get scammed.
>Get a jar
>put hoto of sickly baby on jar
>Ask local shop if you can leave it there
>???
>Profit
My brother used to do it before he got a sugar daddy
>>678132477
Im going for a trip with friends in a day.
Did I refer to having an addiction? Dont be an asshole.
>>678132115
>LSD
kys
>>678133045
Its spiritual and lifechanging.
Ok listen faggot cuz I'm only gonna say this once.
You're gonna need a partner in crime. Go to eBay and buy a card trap. Insert it into the atm of choice. Get your pal to peek at the victims pin when they put it in. When the card gets stuck your pal needs to offer 'advice'. Tell the mark to go into the store and complain. Meanwhile you come along to retrieve the card and the trap. Meet your pal round the corner, go to an atm and clean that fucking account out. Rinse and repeat.
>>678134392
The trap makes the card stay in the machine. Bring a small tool to extract it
>>678134392
I know about card trapping. I was just wondering if there was an easier way to go about it.
So I asked.
>>678132124
You got card trapped. Read my post above. It'll tell you how it happened
>>678134392
You're a cunt. Get a job faggot. You too OP.
>>678134814
You're just mad that I'm hustling. Stupid motherfuckers should cover their pins
>>678134757
Atm machines such money back in after a few seconds. If you could circumvent that you'd be good
god you're retarded. If you don't want to do nice things for a girl don't have a girlfriend.
It's like if you can't afford to take care of a pet, don't get one dingus.
>>678132507
I thought all scam artists would operate out of some shit tier country that has a lack of legislation in place to do anything about what these guys do nor would they even care since shit tier monkeys
>>678135584
This was for this
>>678131965
>>678134757
Maybe if you taped up an in store atm that deposits the money in a tray it would work. It's risky though. You don't want to be shot/stabbed/beaten by the store owner
>>678131965
well cucked
this is the worst idea i've ever heard.
>>678131172
Legit, this is how you do it.
1) Use your card.
2) Withdrawal $60
3) When the 3 20s spit out, take the middle bill out without removing the outside bills.
4) Wait. After a minute or two it'll pull $40 in and credit you for $60.
5) Profit $20.
6) Don't abuse. If questioned, you legit were trying to make a withdrawal and the machine was fux0rd.
You’re welcome.
>>678136495
Wait what?? I feel like this is bullshit
>>678136609
Feel what you want. I find it works best at machines built into walls, not those lil bolted down terminals.
>>678136832
>>678136495
theres no fucking way it's that easy
>>678129762
>doesn't support mobile browsers
>implying Emma would go on NN without /b/ telling the entire world as a shower of sperm rains down across the earth
>>678136495
the machines can take weeks to refund you the money that is pulled back in?
>>678136609
It is. One time the ATM ripped me off. I went back the next day and explained and the cashier was happy because her balance was off.
They watch and they know. If their balance is off then they are ripping off their employer or the customer, so they try for the balance.
And they have cameras.
>>678136959
Takes practice. Doesn't work so well trying to take out more than $60.. it doesn't detect the thickness that well only having three bills. If you try to take out $100 to profit $60, well I have never made that work. $20 at a time, and at different times and places.
>>678136495
Is this legit? It only takes 2 days for my bank to refund it. I'd never be broke again
>>678137653
Yeah about a business day, sometimes two. I wouldn't rely on it for income, but for a quick $20, it's useful.
I got one for ya. Takes some stake out time. Stake out a local Ganestop. A lot of them are in remote strip malls. Choose a location with as little cameras as possible. Every manager physically takes the money to the bank before shift start. The corporate rule is that in a robbery attempt the employees life is most valuable and this they are instructed to not resist in anyway. Intercept manager on way to bank. Nab his cash bag and run to a remote location where a car is waiting. Easy $3k per store during the holidays
>>678137914
Buy new games on sale at Walmart, return at Gamestop, without receipt. Store credit worth more than you paid. Depends on the game - I found best results with little kids games.
>>678136495
Sounds bullshit but easy enough to pull.
I'm gonna try this right now.
Will report in 30-60 mins from now.
If I don't report back then consider that I'm fucked.
Wish me luck, /b/.
>>678137914
Can't be arsed with the jail time mate
Only niggers need apply
>>678136495
Does it have to be the middle bill?
>>678138316
Do me a favor. When you get the $20, give it away to someone that could really use it. I usually find a lady with kids and approach her and say hi mom, ice cream is on me, hand it to her and walk off.
Karma will treat you better than any $20 bill will.
>>678138316
Good luck /b/rother. Good luck
>>678138316
copy that. good luck
Yes. Something magnetic or electrical senses if the outside bills are removed. It can be tough to do but works. Like I said, never got it to work spitting out more than three bills.
carefully slice open the film coating a pack of 10 smokes.
remove pack from film.
remove smokes from pack.
re-fill pack with moist toilet paper.
re-seal foil.
go shop.
ask for 10 smokes. put in same pocket as dud pack.
just as you're handing over the money "oshit sorry, i want 20"
hand back 10
pay for 20
get 30.
put ad in local newspaper. "hot gril 4u2c2, £100/ph"
put gril in house
put you outside of house
he arrives, she lets him in and tells him to undress while she powders her cunt
you walk in "honey i'm home!"
she runs in "ONOES MUH HUBSDNADND, pretend you were here to give quote on fixing plumbing!! gtfo quickly!"
he half naked runs away
go to foodbanks
wait for qt3.14
go up to her, ask "is that the foodbank? i was supposed to volunteer there but gotted lost"
she says yes.
you start small-talk. ask what kinda food they have in there, invariably, she'll complain that it's all shit
tell her you haven't had dinner, offer her a ride in your 2015 car (rent if you have to) to go to a restaurant, starving peasantslut will say yes
ask her if she wants to make more money than her GP
create hooker website for her, you take all bookings
she has no car because poor. you drive her to appointments and take 50% cut
repeat with multiple grils at multiple foodbanks
go to peru
buy allll the coke
bring home
be millionaire
suck dicks for £1/pop
such a billion dicks
be bilionaire
YW op.
>>678131965
So they should get their own fucking job.
Man's not a charity for wenches.
>>678127902
If you're black I say go for it.
If you're white I say you should try something else, you have your entire life in front of you. Why waste it for some cash?
>>678127902
Go straight to jail
Do not pass 'Go'
Do not collect £200
>>678138643
He doesn't know if the bank will credit him the full 60 yet. Give him a free pass for now
>>678130437
Indeed. If you are going to commit a crime, better make sure you will succeed. Nowadays they will even scrape your fingerprint off a dog's ass if needed.
Imagine you are trying to steal something small, like a phone. You gotta know where to go and hide. Also, learn to run.
>>678129762
you dun goofed somehow, dood. the .mp4's in that didn't work for me.
>>678138870
Actually it says it on the screen when it pulls it in and says transaction cancelled.
>>678127902
sensors...like someone seeing the fucking tape?
>>678127902
sell your boipussy
>>678139112
ugh, you faggots really are fucking disgusting, i really wish there wasn't so much of this putrid shit on /b/.
hiroshimoot, will we never escape? all it'd take is >>>/HIV/. /b/ is not a gay porn site.
>>678132477
But what it has in some areas of the world (like on Iceland for example) is a time frame. Finding someone who sells LSD is rare and it usually gets slld out pretty quick, so O totally understand OP when he says he needs the money now.
>>678139227
>/b/ is not a gay porn site
apparently it is, times change greybush, try to keep up
>>678139342
>LSD is rare
lol no it's not. it was until DNM's but now it's everywhere
>>678139352
no, it's not.
>>678139420
have a look around m9, it kind of is
you being old and homophobe doesnt change what is
>>678138643
I like the way you think man
>>678139420
Europe here, I almost got shot once for asking for LSD. It's not so easy everywhere as it is in the states.
>>678139600
there are massively more grils posted here than faggots, you're a hated minority even here.
cameras m8
>>678139677
i'm in england. 125ug blotters are going for £2.50 and i'm in a shitty little town
>>678138967
Fun fact: most local "CSI"s use a human to compare fingerprints. Not a fancy "fingerprint finder" program. Good lawyer can dispute it.
>>678139737
>hoodie?
>mask?
>inthemiddleofthenight
>profit?
>>678138350
>arsed with jail time
look I'm not going to hold your hand. Something everyone needs to understand about fast money is Risk vs Reward. Granted, there's a chance the guys a jujitsu master or a cop is hiding in the bushes or ANYTHING and that's the risk. The trick is minimizing the risk as much as possible yet the reward is the same level. Ok sure you could do a scam where your in store credit is 400 bucks after a time but you've spent money to make money. If you, in some way I won't detail fully, get the cash bag without being identified you just made $500-5000 clean cash and the company will not follow up. So if you don't get nabbed on the spot or down the road there will be no investigation. They write it off as a loss that happens all the time. Might use it as an excuse to fire some employees, trust me they were begging for an excuse.
>>678139703
then why are you so butthurt over twinks and traps?
>>678140197
Actually I kinda meant the ones that already have their fingerprint in the system. Nowadays some countries take fingerprints when you are getting your driving licenses or getting a new passport.
>>678138643
Then you wake up and realize reality isn't a big wave pool where we can drop nice token into and wish for peace. You give that lady the $20 I bet 100-1 not a dime goes to the kids and 1000-1 she uses the majority for herself on an impulse buy that is worthless.
If you're smart enough to attain money then be smart enough to use it as the driving force to wealth. Charity is only a good face saver and tax write off. The money is in most cases blown on bullshit and very little if none is used to help people. Even when it is a real diamond in the rough charity, they lack the know how to really help the people for the cost.
>>678140630
because it's so indescribably fucking revolting, it's not contained in faggot threads - it spills over into human threads, and fags suck for killing shitloads of people with faggot plagues like HIV.
let's not rek the thread by arguing about that disgusting shit though, eh?
>>678130164
Kek
>>678138820
topjej
>>678140924
That being said if you really are the bleeding heart type or want to find out if you are then help the homeless. Don't give them money or shit they can just trade. Literally feed them a hot meal. Help them wash their clothes. He'll buy me a drink and talk to them. This is the true nature of charity and easily attainable all over the world. You will have empathy for their life and thus begin to revalue yours and others. By helping them you in turn , without knowing, heal yourself. All other forms are ego stroking
>>678130164
lookalike obviously you twat
>>678137914
>>678140924
>>678141390
Btw these were all the same poster
Ciao.
>>678140671
True. But for license they only take thumb. Not sure about passports since I don't have one. In US, the only time all 10 prints are entered is when you go to jail. And still, a person compares the dusted print from a crime to the database. It can't be "scanned" in for fear of distorting the dusted print.
>>678141390
This guy gets it.
>>678141115
>gays
>bis
>or other men who have sex with men (msm)
What is that last category? A straight lad who tripped while his pants tore open and his morning wood just fell into the butt of the guy walking in front of him?
The fuck.
>>678142307
who the hell knows nowadays. attack helicopter mayonnaise fluid faggot or someshit i spose.
fuk u
>>678142469
Hey all cool and all but genders are not sexuality!
decent thread faggots, wish i had something to share.
anyone got any good online methods?
>>678138316
Update anon?
You can try the old change raising. It takes some wit and some suave, but is simple enough, goes like this:
>Go to store, bar, cafe, whatever
>After purchase, be like "btw I need change for the bus, can you break this 10 for me?"
>Ok
>Give 10, receive small bills
>Reach in your pocket, "Oh silly me, I still have these quarters, can I have my 10 back?"
>Ok, whatever
>Get 10 back.
>Act like dumbass and give 9 ones, and one 10 ($19) back, instead of 10 ones.
>"Is that right, could you count that?"
>Cashier realizes you fucked up.
>"Oh silly me, I gave you $19 didn't I? Ok, well here, let me give you another dollar, and then you give me 20 and then we're even steven!"
>Cashier starts to sweat, "O-Ok"
Then you thank him and wish him a nice day, and walk off with a profit of $10. You can vary the amounts of the bills too, like 20's and 100's. Obviously works best on young cashiers who are slow-witted and probably don't give a fuck about this job.
go to the type of chatroom chris hansen would frequent
pretend to be babby gril
offer after a few tedious 'cybersex' sessions to sell underwear
sell 10 pairs to some moronic canadian dude who ran a hotdog stand
>he doesn't realise you're a 26yo dude who bought some loli underwear, shoved it up his asscrack for a day, dripped some tuna juice on the crotch the charged him $80CAD each
>>678142747
clone legit btc services like bitcoin mixers on tor. post link everywhere. pocket all deposits.
>>678144799
good looking out,
have you done it?
>>678145698
nope, just fucking fallen victim to it.
>>678145830
sucks man, you got to stay on your fucking toes
what kind of shady shit were you doing to get the coins you wanted to mix/scramble
>>678146351
i always tumble coins before selling them, i daytrade coins on crypto exchanges. i was drunk as fuck and used the wrong url.
only lost like £100, no big deal.
>>678145830
>>678146351
BTC mixers are mostly just there for the scam.
People with loads of throughput will mix internally and invest a small bit to keep the mixing going. Only small times use a scrambler because they're lazy so they wont do shit against a scamming mixer apart from maybe sobbing on a forum.
>>678146931
there are trustworthy ones, just loads of clones.
>lazy so won't do shit
*can't do shit, you mean.
>>678146804
>i daytrade coins on crypto exchanges.
what kind of money are you making doing that?
>>678131896
ATM tirck? You get fucking in the ass by old people and then suck their dick?
>>678147390
beer money.
although i am an alchie, so it's not bad money given how easy it is.
check out poloniex.com
>>678147233
You can do a lot.
Anything which combines multiple identities and btc streams can be exploited as a mixer. Not that online wallets are any more trustworthy but they're one. Any exchange platform will do, different currencies will do.
Fuck, can't do? You can do a lot. Enough spots to combine and split currency streams.
>>678147680
i meant you have no comeback if you're ripped by a fake mixer.
>>678130437
True but the private prison system makes fuckloads of money, and they lobby for harsher laws and longer sentences
Inb4 /pol/
>>678147779
Well thats the difference in small time one person fucking about and proper workings.
Other people will know who is who even if it is only on the interwebs.
You can probably find out too, but you'll have to invest to so it's either not worth it or you can't be arsed.
>>678148055
wat
nobody has any way to find out who created sites on tor. why otherwise are there shitloads of DNM's running right now?
>>678137179
Iphone?
>>678148207
Faggot it's not about a technical aspect.
Practically nobody falls for a technical vulnerability since even though it's possible (lolnowaysurem8, FBI actually had to hand over an exploit if I'm not mistaken) it's a lot of work.
Social engineering.
Fuck how do you find out someone's address? You hack the world? Trace postages?
Nah just call a friend of a friend for someone's address.
No wonder you fell for a scam and use a mixer.
>>678148399
are you high? your posts are really hard to read,
how the hell do you socially engineer an unmanned site with no contact details?
>>678143695
ask change for a $20, give me a 10, two 5's and five 1's plz
>>678143695
I used to be a cashier and I called this bullshit all the time. It makes you look like scumbag street trash. If this is your best con you're going to end up with a prison dick in your ass
>>678148520
Missing some comma's.
Jesus fucker, the guy isn't some island in nowhere. There's always someone who knows someone.
Especially small time mix scammers are bound to brag to other tor users. You are the island that knows nobody and thus doesn't know where to start. You know one person in the network? Ask him, he probably wont know shit but he knows someone else.
Stop creating the illusion that tor is some magical place. It is largely the same as any other network but running parallel to it.
You wouldn't get the contact info from any clearnet site by force either. But you can always ask here and there.
>>678141705
You are bad and should feel bad.
>>678148955
you're either a kid or insane, either way, shoo, you don't know what you're talking about.
>>678149097
>Falls to a mixer
>Too beta to talk to someone for information
>on the fucking internet
>BUT IT CANT BE H4XED
>>678130437
Your country also is heavily policed and crimes are dealt with by stiff sentencing. Other countries don't give 20 years to life for shoplifting.
>>678131965
then be single until you can handle your money and your women faggot
>>678149318
i'm not the dude but who the fuck launches a private investigation for 100 punds? you charge it to the game, learn from it and move on
>>678135195
>You're just mad that I'm hustling.
>>678132477
Yeah, you should probably consider jacking up ATMs then. What's acid worth these days, seven dollars a hit?
>>678127902
You should totally do it. One less poor fuck off the streets. Keep ya butt hole tight!
>>678149651
don't feed the kid. he doesn't know wtf he's talking about. if blockchain analysis was that simple every dealer on DNM's would be in prison. he's pretending to understand something about which he has no idea. took the feds years to find ulbricht.
>>678133555
What series is that from ? Isn't it the weird trippy one with a parallel universe or something ?
>>678132115
Just sell some shit of yours, holy fuck. LSD doesn't usually run for more than $20 a hit so just sell some shitty game you have or something.
>>678150058
you are just too beta to ask people for info maan
>>678150295
>$20 a hit
where the hell is it worth this much? it's ten times cheaper in england, and everything in england is a rip off, especially the drugs.
>>678132847
Great idea. If I ever get that broke I will try it out
>>678128384
/thread
>>678150372
I said at most, usually when you're at the bottom of the chain of drug deals it's pretty expensive, about $20. I can get some good doubles for $10 I just have to drive for 30 min.
>>678150372
In switzerland you pay 20.- for a hit of acid, a gram of speed, a pill of mdma or something else.. so ye
The best way for me to make sum interwebs money is just to put it on a site like ebay(donow if its the same but in my country we have something called marketplace which lets u sell ur sht on internet). So... I buy some vertivied paypal account from the interwebs and then sell some Etickets for popular concerts like adele on the marketplace thingi. They pay me I spent everything in 1 minute and they probs retreive the money and just abandon the account. All those 15 yr old r cummin 4 those tickets. izi profits, I make around 400 a week doing this.
>>678150372
Also, US GA fag here.
>>678150773
>>678150750
>>678150809
damn man, had no idea. i'm at the consumer end buying single blotters, 125ug for £2.50. shame i'm too much of a pussy to smuggle. uk to swiz, 10x my money returned, smuggling a drug which can be disguised as pretty muc fkn anything
>>678151106
Yeah shit bro, I can get a bag of gummy bears covered in acid for $50. Instant fun time.
>>678151386
yeah acid is amazing. so SO much nicer than psilocybin, and quite a lot nicer than dmt too
>>678151386
I want this now
>>678127902
Does anyone have the full webm?
>>678151543
DMT makes me twitchy, same with sass and ex.
>>678151696
dmt is exquisite in the right doses. 'breaking through' is over-rated though. it's not a spiritual/enlightening experience at all, like people would have you believe. it just leaves you wondering "WHAT... THE... FUCK.... JUST HAPPENED"... and that's about it.
in small doses it's nice.
i once vaped 600mg in one go, passed out then came to covered in vomit.
when it comes to psychedelics, i stick to lsd.
i love drugs too but can we get back to money people
>>678151915
LSD and Shrooms are the shit.
Ever heard of Buddha Blues? Shrooms that taste like weed stems, they're so good.
>>678152226
love lsd, but i hate shrooms now tbh. last time i used psilocybin i took an ounce and a half of atlantis sclerotia at once, and it's fair to say that i had a bad trip.
never heard of those, nup.i'm more of a tweaker than a seeker. been awake for something like 50hrs smoking crack
>>678152226
>been awake for something like 50hrs smoking crack
>>678152533
Fuck that shit, nig nog.
I'm more of the hippy type. Whole family is hippies, the type that goes out in the woods and camp out and trip nuts.
>>678152999
too old for that shiz now. i've been high on one thing or another for 22 years. i'm half blind, losing the use of my right hand, have a ruined spine and brain lesions. i almost exclusively use weed, booze, benzos, heroin, crack and coke now. cosey af, and i've spent the last 1/4 of a century partying.
>>678149451
Who does that? Never heard of 20-life for shoplifting.
>>678127902
also all the cameras you degenerate clown
also reported to fbi
>>678153280
Kek im too old for the mind opening stuff, only hard drugs for this old dog.
>>678153498
go fuck yourself kid
>>678153498
> I'm calling the fbi
OH SHIT BOYS, THE CYBER POLICE
>>678148399
Lrn2blockchain, idiot, you're talking trash.