Going to Auschwitz tomorrow as a field trip
>trips decides what do
turn the showers on
>>678124735
Gas your fellow classmates.
>>678124735
make sure that you learn everything /pol/ says about nazis and repeat it to everyone
That's not the death camp part of it- that was burned down.
Your only going to the concentration camp part. The gas chamber the was reconstructed, and not in its original place.
Chant hitler did nothing wrong as loud as you can
Complain about how much walking you had to do.
OP here
>also general offensive joke thread
>>678125113
there is a small gas chmber there, couple of ovens too
Be respectful and learn something you fucking child.
>>678125128
roll
>>678124735
patch a red blinding on your left upper arm
>>678124735
ditch your tour guide and walk about yourself, its much better as you will see and prolly learn more too.
donate $1000 to the museum
>>678125232
All reconstructions.
>>678125128
yup, this
Bring Birthday cake and presents for Hitler
Make absurd sniffing gestures and then yell out, at random times, "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?"
>>678124735
work cos it sets you free
>>678125128
holy kek this
Press square.
>>678124735
Loudly fart near a jew, scream: Gassing in the chamber!
learn the whole book of mein kampf in german and recite all day
>>678125128
Rolling for the love of God.
>>678125128
rolling
>>678124735
fart in the gas chamber and scream: gas attack
>>678125128
Rolling for this
>>678125629
Reroll
>>678125557
so close, damn it anon
Ask to bake a cake in one of the ovens
>>678125397
did not know that. they looked og to me anyway
>>678125128
This
>>678125651
Roll
>>678125241
learn about half lies you learned from winner's side? go suck some sjw dicks
learn the whole book of mein kampf in german and recite it all day
Be a good boy
>>678125113
>that was burned down
no, the picture is of auschwitz-1-monowitz, while usually when you go on a field trip to auschwitz, you take a bus with the tour guide to auschwitz-2-birkenau.
The 'death camp' bit is still at auschwitz
>>678125241
+1 updank
>>678125241
This
Scream heil our fuhrer.
How can you go somewhere that didn't exist?
>>678125128
Reroll
>>678125725
Reroll
Piss on the graves
Ask how many kosher pizzas you can make at the sa,e time in this place
>>678124735
kill 6 million jews
>>678125725
>>678125724
you guys are silly
>>678125241
One more time
>>678125128
Roll
>>678124921
Kek roll
Ask why the gas chamber doors were made of wood?
>>678124735
>>678125843
at the same time*
rerolling
>>678124735
Play "I'm the Scatman" by Scatman John through a cheep set of Bluetooth speakers
>>678124735
>Going to Auschwitz tomorrow as a field trip
>as a field trip
Keep telling yourself that.
>>678125887
So fucking close!
>>678125397
the Krema 1 is a reconstruction from '47, before that it had been converted by the based Nazis as an air raid shelter
maybe you can say that your great grandfather was friends with hitler and you will finish what he started - bonus points if wearing kylo ren shirt
>>678125896
>saving thumbnails
Rolling for >>678125128
ask for proof of everything and deny the hollercost
>>678124735
Dry hump EVERYTHING
>>678126000
WINRAR
Chant "Deutschland über alles."
>>678126000
winrar
Roast marshmallows in the ovens.
>>678126000
winrar
>>678126000
YASSSSSSSSS
>>678125343
finally put the song into google translate. great comic gets even better.
>>678126000
WINRAR
>>678126000
>>678126000
WINRAR
>>678126000
Ask why the crematorium chimney isn't attached to the crematorium.
Deny the Holocaust happened, stating that all deaths occurred from typhus and starvation due to allied destruction of supply lines.
Be kind to evryone
>>678124735
How can you be going to Auschwitz if Auschwitz was never built?
>check
>mate
>newbait
Laugh whenever anyone describes what happened
>>678124735
Ask why all the shoes look Russian.
Also ask if the swimming pool was for drowning the dirty drek.
>>678124735
Start a petition to re-open it
>>678126149
Reroll
>>678124735
>Learn a few german phrases. If you are familiar with german than use phrases like "We miss you friend" and "You will always be with me my furher
>Walk around with reverence touching things and whispering these german phrases.
>When they talk about gas chamber get teary eyed smirk and nod
>At one point sit down to pray but instead of Hail Mary's do Heil Hitler's.
>>678125979
this should have won
Don't shout Hitler did nothing wrong, just whisper it during lectures and when people are walking past you.
Also, if you can throw your voice, that would be great
>>678124735
Dont forget 2 visit the big camp. ITs much larger that the small first one.
bring a towel
>>678126266
Kapitulieren werden wir nicht!
Show them this...
>>678124735
lol i think it would be funny if you're act get possesed by a the ghost of nazi soldier and start scream every german word
>>678126000
winrar
>>678126111
Winrar
>>678125128
This
start crying, and when somebody asks you what's wrong, tell them your great-grandad died here.
when they nod in understanding, look them dead in the eye and say "he fell from the guard tower".
>>678126274
Holy shit, this
>>678126000
Ha
Ha
HAH
>>678125204
underrated
>>678125930
this
>>678125979
roll for best meme
>>678125241
roll
If they have photos of the dead kikes, start fapping. Also record it and upload to youtube
>>678126430
Roll
>>678124735
Start asking them which buildings are reconstructions made by the soviets.
Also ask them where the delousing chambers are.
And ask which people have profited from these lies over the years.
>>678125241
rolling rolling rolling, keep on rolling
>>678125930
W-why what the shit
>>678126565
+1 if wearing israeli football jersey
Go there and be fucking respectful. Millions of Jews died, they still technically count as people.
>>678126430
This
>>678124735
complain about the number ashes and try to broom it off
Behave yourself
>>678125660
>>678124735
Ask what they use the ovens for today. And act shocked they they would wastefully leave them around unused. Mutter about eastern European laziness and how the Jews would know what to do with them. Hey why aren't there any Jews in Eastern Europe?
Ask them if they sell juice.
>>678126664
Rerolling
Im also going there tomorrow, also going to Birkenau. First 4Channer ill ever see. You're probably listening to metal and dressed in shitty clothes.
>>678126865
Better to just ask if it could house refugees
>>678126000
OH GOD YES
strip naked, rub yourself in coconut butter and dance down the rail line singing 'ill be working on the rail road'
Ask how could they fake so many deaths
"I hope the refugees fucking rape all these corpses" bonus points if wearing star of david
>>678124735
Ask them to explain this
>>678126844
kek
Ask to see the theater and the swimming pool.
scream Hitler did nothing wrong
>>678127188
seems logical to me, what is there to explain?
>>678127279
Yes.
>>678124735
Walk in goose step and sing the Panzerlied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPzTGx96P6U
>>678124735
yell "hitler did nothing wrong"
>>678124735
Show some fucking respect.
>>678127442
kill youself
>>678127407
reroll
>>678127442
Kek
>>678127402
Or Die fahne Hoch.
>>678124735
Go to /pol/ for better advice
>>678127442
Do what everyone does and wank in the showers
>>678124735
Keep asking 'do you guys smell that? Something's burning'
"Did someone step in some shit?"
"No?"
"Oh sorry, must be the government cover-up"
>>678125128
Rollo
>>678127651
uhhh he's right you know? these guys who lost their while lives trying to saves the world from the threat of longnose-kin is deserve all the respect of humanity :)
>>678124735
Be a nice and decent person.
>>678127442
>dead jews
>respect
pick one
Act regularly but everytime you stop walking you click your heels and give a seig heil, then act like nothing is wrong.
Shit in the showers and say "Sorry guys, just gassing the jews."
>>678126996
Where are you from, and when are you going there
-OP
>>678125399
>>678125488
>>678125544
>>678125600
>>678125699
>>678125711
>>678125969
>>678126111
>>678126000
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>>678126266
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>>678126788
>>678126844
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>>678127188
all these unchecked dubs
>>678124735
If it helps read the mein Kampf manga, it's one of the best mangas I've ever read
Leave 100s of notes about saying "Hitler did everything right"
>>678126000
we got a winrar
>>678127862
roll
put "refugees welcome" on the sign.
also probably underage bait
>>678127862
ROLLLLL
>>678127955
Thank you.
>yell arabic chants
>ALAAAAAAAAAAAH AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>no one can judge you because they will be racists and germans are cucked anways
>laugh at ded jews
>>678125241
Roll
Scream Jeff Goldbloom watches you poop
Have respect for the surrounding environment, and take a moment to reflect on the nature of humanity.
People died there, OP.
>>678128991
>off by nein
>>678129065
*eight
>>678129065
YOU MEAN BY 8 YOU ILLITERATE FUCK
>>678125241
Roll
>>678124735
Go in there with a chef outfit, complete with the hat. Spend about an hour walking around introducing yourself to everyone telling them you are starting a wood-fired pizza business. Get a dozen frozen pizzas, run to the ovens, force everyone out with a gun, and cook as many pizzas in the ovens as possible using only jew hair as fuel until you are either arrested or shot on sight.
>>678129176
b8ed
Bring a vacuum cleaner with you and take a few of those Jews home as a souvenir
>>678125128
Roll
>>678129346
>starting a wood-fired pizza business
>using only jew hair as fuel
>>678125113
A part that never existed was burned down, how convinient.
>>678129581
dont forget jew ashes salt :D
>>678129581
Jew hair is very woody. Don't fucking question me
>>678129065
That was so close to being the greatest pun of all time. Points for effort, anon.
fap
>>678125128
ROLL
>>678124735
Leave a Copy of windows 10 in a Gas chamber where it belongs.
>>678130167
no it wasnt
>>678125128
this
>>678125241
Yeah. Yeah this
>>678130167
Just amerifats who don't know any German.
I actually laughed. I know, congratz!
>>678124735
tell the Jewish kids that it will be their last feildtrip whale chanting Hitler did nothing wrong
>>678128737
Auschwitz is in Poland you nigger
ITT: we laugh at other inferior websites' memes
>>678125282
roll
>>678125128
roll
>>678129643
There we go, we've got the faggot
