today's my birthday /b/. in light of which, club kek is
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
today's my birthday /b/. in light of which, club kek is reopening for one day.
>dubs get in
>trips vip
>quads owns club
>quints+ rides shiny and chrome to valhalla, kekking forever
Can I go in?
Very well, here are my dubs.
let me in you cunt
lemme in son
>>678124555
welcome to club kek vip lounge, may i get you anything sir?
>>678124555
Make way for the VIP member, fags.
If anyone gets quads kick OP outta the club.
You guys got it all wrong, this is how you get dubs
lemme in bois
Lemme in please
U-um...may I...g-go in?
>>678124651
Give someone else these dubs.
MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN
Rolllll
>>678124776
>off by one
>>678124355
CAN I FINGER MY BUM VIP STYLE
Can I come do some blow in the bathroom OP?
>>678124819
if dubs all furries and zootopians banned from club kek
>>678124776
Shit. Check these.
>>678124355
Just came from the viper room, thought I'd check this place out!
>>678125013
Fuck you niggers, I'm outta...
Sorry we're at max capacity bro and you're not on the list.
yo fam lemme in
>>678124932
Check em and get me a drink
Im in!
>>678124355
Just wondering...
>>678124932
>off by one
NOT TODAY FAGGOT
>>678124355
ayyelamo
me please
>>678124355
coming through
Now.
Now it is Time Time Time for Power Rangers Time Force.
Let me in.
>>678124355
I'm better stay at home and play video games
>>678124355
Let me in negro
>>678124355
Check'em
No niggers
LET ME IN
lets party
Let me go in!
>>678125055
Check'd no dubs should go uncheck'd shame on you /b/
get me in there or
Rollit
>>678125644
Checked and keked.
>>678125644
first non-5 get in this thread
Lets roll baby
>>678124355
I'm in
k
MAKE WAY NIGGAS
>>678125899
>>678125900
nice
*GET* me in there please
Does the club have good wifi?
let me in bois
Can me and my buddy shrek Come in?
Nigger
>>678126228
im not drunk mr officer
Trips get!
uuuwhhwhwhghrarwphp...lemme in
Shitty Hotler wants in
Let me in lads
Here's my ID
Well i'll just wait outside
Let me in
hilary is a nigger
let me in you fucking nigger
>>678125799
Continue the dubs
>>678124355
Dont mind me
>at the door and I say
Suck my dick.
>>678124355
I'm in, just check my name-tag -- Bond.
James Bond.
(IF I FUCKING GET THIS RIGHT)
Silver koala
>>678124355
i promise you im the toppest of keks. you gotta let me in
>>678126744
Im with him I swear
happy birthday brudda
>>678126849
suuure you are....
Jee wizz mister my names in the guest list!
>>678124355
coming through
>>678125799
Welcome in
>>678124355
Chekd
Happy birthday anon i brought these dubs for you
>>678126899
thanks /b/ro #vapenation
I want in
let me in you pig
Check em.
>>678126971
its ok fam singles is ok too, for the kindness you can come on in anyway, courtesy of OP
>>678124355
Happy Birthday
Also let me in.
>>678124355
Can i have an entry please
Hey check it out I got dubs
MMMMM OH YES...
>>678127053
Selfish reroll inbound
Happy birthday faggot
>>678127094
that trick only worked on me once, now fuck off
>>678124555
Sir
>>678125055
>>678125455
>>678125644
>>678125799
>>678125899
>>678125900
>>678126355
>>678126744
Enjoy your stay
eze
Special Delivery
>>678127145
Rolling one last time like a fucking cuck beta fag.
>>678124355
allrighty then
>>678125644
>>678125799
>>678125899
>>678125900
>>678126355
>>678126744
>>678126899
>>678127088
dayum the club is goin off tonight
>>678127244
welcome in, negra
>>678127244
YOU DID IT NIGGA, fucking Check'd
>>678124355
*ahem* Sir, you need only check them to see that I have access to the club.
Also, happy birthday
Outta my way meatbags
coming through faggots, me and my girl are going in
open sesami
>>678124355
Let me in son
>inb4 welcome
lets go dubs
Heres my ID, totally legit
Meh
Everyone out now , this is the owner speaking
OP here, any fresh timestamped titties also get in, special privilege.
>>678127307
I fucking made it. All you fags outside are missing out on tons and tons of glorious cheese pizza and silver vape clouds. My fucking fedoras about to jump of my head. They even have feminists working the bar against their will. May I get one bottle of your finest mountain dew?
>>678127088
Wow thanks so much op you got dubs for me to go in best party ever
This club is so cash
Sorry for the wait gents. Was setting up a new club in the ghetto(Club Zoz) for all the newfags and singles. All drinks tonight are courtesy of the house! Enjoy!
>>678127577
>>678127366
Uncheck'd dubs, learn your manners /b/
>>678127643
mountain dew costs a singles of 4. roll again if you want based dew.
see ya later peasants, im in
>>678127366
Chkdisk
>>678127716
Im fucking your bitch in club kek
>>678124355
fugg yeh
>>678127786
OP humbly requesting sauce
>>678124355
Let me in Brah
Here's my pass, OP.
pepe nigger, here to give this club some aids
I am going in see you later
Yo!
>>678127852
im gonna hop on the sauce train too, filename suggests you know it
>>678127726
Rollin again to pay for my dew
Aeyo boiiii wana come smoke abit ouside
check my 66
watch me niggers
>>678128579
again
fuck this shit,22 represent
im to cool for your crappy club
>>678124355
Step aside
>>678128887
Aw fuck me
Boi
>>678126953
Wat
Coming in
Roll
LET ME IN!
>>678124502
hope you day, cya
>>678129222
Congrats for the VIP :^)
I am The Dude, man, and I want in the club
>>678129222
oh shit, angry pepe is vip. grats bro
>>678124355
Make way for the Goddess of light, in a stupid way.
>>678129222
Calm down, mr VIP.
last roll
Can I come in *tips fedora*
>>678129476
Get your own room, lovebird. Nobody's letting you in this time.
I'm sorry OP its your birthday and your spending it posting cancer on the Internet.
>>678129435
>>678129465
>>678129478
Yeah. That's what I thought
>>678129580
Your disregard for respect to someone who wants access into a club is astounding, can you be anymore insane?
Fuck off.
Rolling myself to go in, because I need a break.
The absolute madman.
>>678129437
the dude abides
>>678129580
Nobody asked you for your opinion, fuck off.
Rolling again, because I can.
I own the place
Right
clubowner here :^)
Rollerino
let me in, you can check my dubs
Let me in m8 could be top zozzle!
The pills are hitting me
Please let me in
LET ME IN YOU FUCKING CUNT
IM NOT LYING
>>678124355
LET ME IN MOTHERFUCKER!
>>678124355
let's go
Out of the way faggots
I will gouge your eyes out, if you don't let me in
Kill me
>>678132146
>>678132189
Kill me again
>>678132232
Kill me once more
>>678132274
4th strike to the head, i'm still not dead
Maybe i should just go to bed, and pray to my god Ned
>>678124355
WITNESS MEEEEEEEEEEE
am i tough enough?
>>678132414
I am quite sad now
kek plx
Valhalla here I come
let me in
KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>678132457
I'll pass. I have better things to do.
Did some one say kekking forever ?
send nudes and ill let ur newfag ass in with me
>>678132685
er-sorry, wrong ID haha
this is my real ID
I'm in niggas!
see you there
>>678124355
le me in nigga
let me in fags
Let me in cunt
fuck your club, i didn't want in anyway
rollz
>>678124355
WHITNESS ME!!!
its ok guys, I know a secret way in through the back
Follow me
lol when u want to be cool in club but u never roll duberinos :(
jokes check 'em
check 'em
Im tough enough
Let me in, don't you know who I am
valhalla here i come
pls let my in
i habe cansur
>>678133198
oh really? how tough are ya
valhalla plx
Hey Mr
asd
>>678124355
check em
>>678132855
I got 3 words for ya : fucking nice
>>678133333
rip
>>678133344
triple dubs, well played
I own you
>>678124355
kektus
I know a vip 555, he invited me.
I'm sorry, did you say I needed dubs to get in this club??
you might want to rethink that
keks will be given folks
let me in u fukn gorrila
It's okay I'll let myself in
Move aside faggots, let me in
Check the list again, I should be there
>>678133786
I'm sorry, sir. Could you repeat that?
>>678124355
i guess i am on the guestlist
Let me through
>>678133853
Sqeel for me piggy >>678133853
vip boise
>>678124355
I may not be great with dubs, but surely theres something that could change your mind? Perhaps a little... triforce?
▲
▲ ▲
>>678134113
I'll give you one more chance to walk away from this. I suggest you take it
Gonna get laid tonight
it's my fucking club
roll :3 im comin innnnn
Move, please.
>>678124355
Let your bestfriend in.
LET ME THE FUCK IN
SO FUCKING HELP ME I WILL BLOW MYSELF UP RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!!!
>>678124355
Alahu akbar?
singles GET
Who's dick I gotta suck to get in?
>>678134680
yas
Lemme nig jew
Look at my dub
If it's also my birthday, do I still need dubs?
>>678134866
Let me in, fag.
>>678134995
yes fuck off
Fuck you asshole
Trips gets the gentlemen in.
here
Move it fags I'm coming through.
Can I come in?
>>678124355
lemme in
Get me in i have hoes
This club is mine
>>678124355
shit tier club tbh fam
>>678135843
-and drugs
>>678135974
And alcohol
a club wich gets me? :D
>>678136040
And condoms
Dubs nigger
>>678124355
Fuck her right in the pussy
>shaking
>shows fake id-card
inb4 all of you faggots
Daily reminder to praise KEK
>>678124355
I'm coming in nigger
Keep kekin
Am I in or what
it's me, goku
>>678136477
>>678136677 Your devotion to KEK is rewarded.
>>678134866
Ok get me in vip
MWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEP
check
Vip keking in
All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out dudddddddddd.. forgot the fuckin words! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Meep!
Valhalla or bust
>>678124355
Happy birthday OP.
>>678124555
Damn styling as always man
Let me in already faggit!
>>678136788
>>678136988 Devotion to Kek is once again rewarded!
>>678124355
Happy bDay man. Have a good one!
>>678136773
Haaaiii everybody! :DD
I'm gonna get into this club xD ;P
Am I only allowed 1 shot?
Zozzle
>>678137189
No moshi moshi!
>>678136344
>>678136575
>>678136677
glad to see you in here fam
Come On
I gotta piss, s'it alright if come in?
I think I might be retarded.
>>678124355
Yo what up, can i Ins?
I think I might be retarded.d
I think I might be retarded.ss
>>678137189
qt af
I think I might be retarded.qq
I think I might be retarded.aa
I think I might be retarded.er
Lets get drunk bois
Praise kek
>>678137280
Fuck, I forgot...
I think I might be retarded.uyt
No rolls needed. My dubs are shiny and ready.
>>678137631
Oops sorry wrong ID
This is the right one
>>678137519
Praise kekOrooni
