What'd you fags think of the trailer?
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What'd you fags think of the trailer?
Do you have a link? Not all of us have access to "Goodmorning America", since we're outside the states.
>>678119874
No problem anon: http://youtu.be/Wji-BZ0oCwg
>>678120157
Thank you.
Looks very cool, very curious to see how the entire story will unfold.
>>678120477
Putting money on seeing darth Vader though
>>678120543
This story is about getting the plans for the Deathstar prior to "A New Hope" right?
Then I'd bet on Vader, just about guaranteed in fact.
Goosebumps when those sirens started.
>>678120705
Yeah, we did see Mon Mothma and we'll probably get at least a nod to Leia.
>>678120705
doubt it. if they cant get the original voice actor then whats the point?
>>678120927
If a cartoon on Disney channel can get James Earl Jones, then a big movie can
Cant help but NOT be excited for this.
I can see disney milking this franchise to the point of it becoming as exiting as another marvel flick.
>>678120927
James Earl Jones is not dead, they'll need a new body, but that's easy enough to do.
>>678121199
James earl jones only did the voice. The guy in the suit was played by some english actor.
>>678120927
>>678120927
looks like shit
It looks cool, looking forward to seeing a more military-centered Star Wars flick than Force Powahs.
>>678121275
And given that the that actor is literally "a guy in a suit" he is entirely replaceable.
>>678119751
It's too bad all of those awesome looking characters will take a back seat (once again) to the ultra-badass female lead who will beat up everybody. No matter the odds. No matter how strong. Her plot armor will be so thick that all of the tension within the narrative will seep away within minutes.
Fuck Star Wars
I would rather have three more Mad Max films
>>678121785
Agree, I fucking hate Social Justice Wars.
>>678119751
Star Wars is dead. It died when it was sold to Disney and they decided to make SJW episode 7.
>>678122286
Given how well Episode 7 did at the box-office, I somehow doubt your conclusion.
I'm hoping that star destroyer is a model, i hate how the atats are cgi now
>>678122511
Who cares about box-office? The movie is still a piece of shit, would rather watch episode 1 a million times then watch that piece of crap again.
>>678122631
And you know you're lying.
Episode 1 wishes it was even half as good as Episode 7. The acting in 1 was atrocious.
That look on Mark Hamill's face
>>678119751
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>>678121042
>If a cartoon on Disney channel can get James Earl Jones, then a big movie can
they cant get him because he is dead....
retard
>>678123028
bait
>>678122974
this looks promising
![James-Earl-Jones-001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WBbO3JB.jpg "James-Earl-Jones-001[1].jpg")
>>678123028
>>678121054
Unless I hear it's better than the last movie in pretty much every conceivable way, I will only be torrenting this one.
>>678122511
Yeah just like Transformers, Fast and furious shit huh? Money always equals quality. Faggot...
>>678121785
Spot on. Another cunt and a nigger SJW garbage film for the nut less pussies and cunts with penis envy. This will be yet another one I'll never waste my time and money on.
>>678123430
/thread
Another hard-ass female lead... Give me a break
>>678123641
Feminazis are their biggest customers now.
>>678119751
oh look another female role on a mostly Men followed franchise that's intelligent way to go Disney fuck you
>>678119751
Here's to hoping it's least better than that trash they named episode 7
>>678122511
>>678122814
And the reason episode 7 was recieved as well as it does is because it plays it very fucking safe. The plot is basically an amalgamation of episodes four, five and six.
I mean I went and watched Ep7 and enjoyed it, but at no point was I blown away by what it did, and many times I thought "Well that's just a rip-off of "A new Hope" (See also the entire first act on Discount Tatooine)
Main girl is going to be Ray's mother.
I loved this show back in the days when it was on TV. Glad they made another movie, and it looks great!! Anyone know when Captain Piccard returns?
Doesn't feel like Star Wars anymore...
>>678119751
Disney is owned and operated by the jews now and they are using these movies as progaganda to destroy the white male and eventually the white race. They really don't want to be exterminated again and learned their lesson well from Joseph Goebbels.
>>678119751
>>678120157
>looks great, go see it
Rogue Two = Female Negro Lead
Rogue Three = Female Muslim Lead
Rogue Four = Gen-Fluid Tranny Lead
>>678124112
So, wait, you're saying lady Jews are heading up this all powerful cabal? Mkay.
>>678122814
No, Episode 7 was a rehash of old movies, episode 1 might be shitty but atleast its uniqe and adds to the franchise.
>>678124644
Look up Cheryl Sandberg future CEO of Disney. Female Jew.
>>678124527
Sorry, I just don't see it. I think you're reaching for straws
>>678124527
This is exactly what I mean. As much as I liked The Force Awakens I cant help but to feel that a lot of that comes from the fact that I like the originals. Even back in the theater I felt disappointed at times. To hear it hyped to the moon and back, and partially believing in that hype... Only to find out that the movie itself was 7/10 in general. -Maybe- an 8/10 at the very most.
>>678119751
Looks like an expensive fan film.
>>678124861
http://bbyo.org/news/in_the_news/sandber_says_bbyo_helped_develop_her_jewish_identity/
Where they teach their teenagers to use the media against the white male. They have their shit together this time. That's what happens when the planet tries to exterminate you several times.
>>678124918
That aside, a 7 or 8 / 10 is still fine for a movie. No one is realistically expecting something world changing with the new star wars movies, just something entertaining that isn't shit (a la episodes 1 - 3).
>>678119751
Looks gewd. Forest Whitaker made me cum.
>>678119751
Looks pretty cool. Although I'm not sure if I'm a fan of all the Star Wars spinoffs planning to come around. I guess we'll have to see.
>>678124527
this is part of the reason lucas sold the franchise. he knew that fans would line up in droves to watch the same dripple he cooked up 30 years ago. he wanted an original story, and had 7,8, and 9 written. however, he was afraid to make them as he wanted them with the critiques of 1,2, and 3. they did turn out to be to different for disney and thrown out.
now you will stand in line and pay money to watch recycled storylines. Thank you disney.
>>678125272
It was. I have no regrets in having seen it at all. I was just a little disappointed.
Also here's something to make a lot of people salty. I think that in Episode 3, beneath the shittastic script and poor directing lies the essence of a good movie. Some (Though not all, and nowhere near enough to save the movie as a whole) casting choises are fantastic, as are some of the action scenes.
I just hope this ones good. Mainline movies have one more chance to explain Rey to me due to the new director but failing that I just dont give a shit anymore.
>>678119751
The trailer looks good and the movie looks interesting but this whole "female empowerment" bullshit is starting to get annoying. First Ray, now this lady, next they're going to make the other spinn off movie about a woman as well. When will we see another good white guy in Star Wars?
>>678124095
this. im loosing interest quick
>>678126153
>Han solo movie 2018
Only white male allowed
>>678120847
same. i'm getting nostalgic vibes from this, more than when the first tfa trailer dropped.
>>678126434
kenobi is getting one
>>678126434
Inb4 Han Solo is now a tranny because it's 2018
>>678126434
>>678125771
>Not making it an Obi-Wan spinoff
I still don't understand it. Ewan himself said he'd be thrilled to play Obi-Wan again, while Han is one of the characters that's great without a backstory.
>Civil War era X-Wings and Ties again
>Civl War era Stormtroopers
>the Empire instead of the Nazi Order
>the Rebellion instead of the Resistance
>'its more like a war movie than normal'
>that fucking Imperial alarm siren
Honestly I dont see what there is to not be hyped about.
>>678126548
no, he's closet homo with chewie.....chewie is the tranny.
>>678126645
How about muh white is evil?
Almost every white character in this trailer is a villain with the exception of Mon Mothma, and she's a woman so she's forgiven for being white, white male = evil
>>678126645
the alarm is all that did it for me.
star wars was more sci-fi than anything originally and thats what i liked. action films are 10 a penny these days and nothing else sticks out
>>678126860
Never realized that before
>mfw
>>678126860
If you're gonna go full pol at least do it responsibly.
I mean, the original trilogy had Leia and Mon Mothma, and Lando on one side, whilst the Empire was all old white guys.
>>678127206
Well, I wasn't talking about the original, I was talking about this trailer but that's a good observation
The OT was famous for having the Empire consist of all English white guys.
Fucking edgy /pol/tard kids that scream SJW at everything is as tiresome as the regressive left they whine about.
>>678127790
My point is just that you're being overly sensitive to this stuff.
The originals had only women on one side and one of the reasons always given for overthrowing the Empire was their treatment of aliens, and in the extended universe it was also their treatment of women.
You act like suddenly Star Wars has gone super duper horrible SJW, but it really hasnt.
A white woman, white-looking hispanic man and black man are the protagonists of the new trilogy.
This new spin off trilogy has this film, about a white woman and her subordinate minority men.
The next two films are supposed to be Han Solo and Boba Fett, white man and tanned man.
The setting is still predominately men.
Isn't there going to be a boba fett movie aswell?
>>678128583
Yeah stop being so sensitive. Just let it happen. No SJW to be seen here goys.
>>678128583
I'm not suddenly acting like anything, this trailer is the topic at hand, I was aware of the OT but since it's not the topic, I didn't say anything.
>The setting is still predominately men.
For how long? They already killed Han, the only white good guy that matters.
>>678129269
kek
>>678123430
why does it even matter?
they are characters in a story, race and sex have nothing to do with that
>>678126782
nah he's bi with lando, hence why lando was wearing his clothes in ep 5. They were banging with the lights off and leia nearly walked in on them so they grabbed their clothe and left, but because it was dark they got the wrong clohtes
>>678121785
I agree Sir Friendanon.
Lucas made a mistake selling to Disney.
Lucas made many mistakes but all pale in comparison to selling to Disney.
>>678129901
not from his perspective, he's sitting on a mountain of gold plated Jar-Jar dildos with his fortune now
>>678122511
Yea and how many people made McDonald's rich yet still tastes like shit and makes you wish you were dead.
I'm sick and tired of women ruining things that men enjoy. That's what I fucking think of it.
Fuck you, disney cunts.
>>678119751
Star Wars is fag tier. Star trek for life.
>>678124918
A 4/10 at the most. The music was so plain I had to make my chair squeek to add flavor
>>678119751
This has the potential to be one of the greatest things to ever come out of the Star Wars franchise.
The non-Jedi characters where always it's biggest draw for me. The Star Wars cannon is so vast my curiosity is always driven to the unseen stuff, the regular grunts on the front lines of a vast conflict. The untold legends of the rebellion.
I am so down for this. looks a 100 times better than the main story line.
What if that new rebel turns into Captain Phasma?
>>678130216
>tfw JJ Abrams ruined that franchise as well
Looks like shit, only good sw movie is phantom menace, "now this is pod Racing"
>>678130457
Interesting but unlikely, just look at the size of Phasma
>>678119751
I don't like Star Wars but I thought it looked pretty good.
>>678129986
I thought almost every penny of the sale went to a college fund and to be constantly funded by some of profits from star wars
>>678129350
>Literally the most powerful character in the Star Wars universe.
What is this neurosis and fear that so many of you edgelords have?
SJW's and the regressive left as a whole are a bunch of whiny bitches but the MRA/Pol whining gives them a fantastic run for their money.
If think that Star Wars is some third wave feminist SJW propaganda piece (preposterous notion) then vote with your wallet and don't go and see it. Make your own entertainment. You are not being forced to watch it. It's a private company making a product. Stop acting so entitled.
The whining and crying and throwing of toys out the pram whenever a FEMALE is seen in a hero role or God forbid a black person.
It's hilarious to watch but also cringeworthy.
>>678130497
I literally would try to touch JJ Abrams with the treatment he deserves if I ever saw him in person.
>>678119874
Try Youtube, you lazy euro-nigger.
>>678130497
At least the JJ Trek movies are easy enough to ignore.
I wonder if this is how women feel about most of the movies. I'm just irritated seeing another woman as the lead, and that makes me quite not interested in the film.
>>678123706
B...but star wars is racist because Vader is black??
>>678130964
>I'm just irritated seeing another woman as the lead
Why are you irritated?
Shouldn't the character and acting be more important and whether the film is plotted, shot and produced well?
>>678130497
Of course he did. Not enough blacks in the original show for Jew Jew Abrahams
>>678131140
Sh-shut the fuck up with your queer ass text stuttering faggot fuck you
>>678130568
Phasma is also wearing a shit ton of armor and also many years pass between this and episode seven giving her time to bulk up. She would either have to die on this mission, go into hiding or become an imperial considering she isnt in any other film. She was also wearing Imperial armor at the end of the trailer while some guy said be careful what you become or some shit like that.
>>678131288
Just look how pointless her character was in Ep7 and probably still is.
>>678122814
Don't feed the troll
>>678123906
Eh I wouldn't mind this actually, it would tie the plot together a bit between 6 and 7. Only thing is it means she almost has to be force sensitive which I doubt they will do.
>>678120847
This
>>678131230
Whiny fucking cunts like you will cry about anything these days.
I can count the number of black people in star wars casts on one hand still. You aren't being oppressed, you're just being a little bitch.
>>678131148
It is irritating because they chose to appease the chance audience of females and queer baits instead of just making the movie centered around a male.
>>678131487
Since it's almost certain that Luke is Rey's father she wouldn't have to be force sensitive...
Interesting theory anyway. Wouldn't mind it as a tie in.
>>678122814
cuck alert cuck alert
>>678123906
I can buy it.
>>678131617
It's not propaganda every time you see a woman on screen. They actually exist you know, and sometimes they actually fight in wars too.
It's arbitrary to make every main character in SW male. How would that not be pandering to you instead?
>>678123906
But also isn't the leading theory that Luke is her father, and Kylo is her cousin?
>>678121351
kek
>>678131532
>>678131617
>Welcome to 4chan.
Movie looks interesting. Female leads are clearly a marketing decision to widen audience base beyond the fedora wearing spergelords crying about "SJW", jew-spiracy nonsense. Takes nothing away from the movie itself, and it works.
>>678124957
I think that's what they want. 7 plays it safe by being similar to 4 and just gets the basics right. Then they can release something 'new and flashy' for the fans that really brings us back to the original trilogy, but can also be a way to bring newer viewers into the star wars universe. From there they can just continue to pump out the yearly solid but not amazing star wars film and rake in money.
>>678131740
I hope Rey turns evil and Kylo goes good I will die happy. Disney would be the Cuck King of the Galaxy
>>678131996
>fedora wearing spergelords
Whoa there, I can feel your projecting from here, careful friend
>>678131617
>appeasing half the population of the world....
How many gay characters are in Star Wars again you autist?
C3PO doesn't count.
Stop being a whiny cunt. Oh no, a woman! But how will I be able to masterbate to my make hero fantasy now!
>>678128447
this
Its okay but I dont want to see it.
>like the evil space nigger tho
Got me fuckin pumped.
Especially that Admiral Thrawn lookin dude
(I know It's not him!).
>>678131740
Actually yeh, didnt even think of that. I'm an idiot...
She's a spy!
>>678132117
You overlook the fact that no matter who was cast why or where the movie would be still be a pile of drying dog cum.
>>678131996
>>678132117
Don't shit on C3P/R2D2 cunt, I'm telling you theres no way MasterBB8 came from a straight droid couple.
>>678132117
Lol you sound like an employee paid to post on here
>>678131617
Having a female lead attracts both men and women, I think.
>>678132221
Also, If no Vader, I will be disappointed.
>>678132105
I can feel you stashing your fedora in your closet and hoping we won't notice from here.
>>678131444
unfortunate but true
>>678132311
Whether the film is good or not is not the point being discussed. It's the sperging out of a bunch of fedora tippers every time they see a woman or black person. Literally just as entitled and annoying whiny cunts as the third wave feminists. Both groups deserve each other.
>>678132248
>>678132556
That's where you are wrong. I don't have a closet, my fedoras are safely stored in a special box made just for them.
Donnie Yen was in the trailer so I'm ready for Ip Man: Space War Edition. Gonna win the war single-handedly by beating up some stereotypical white guy in a fistfight
>>678132753
I believe you.
>>678132814
Thank you, I don't like it when people doubt me, I have a special Katana for that, her name is Tuzuki
>>678132683
But would the movie be different and therefore possibly better if another lead role had been established?
>>678126549
I'd be down for a Kenobi movie with Ewan.
He was one of the few good things in the Prequels. His performance was spot on.
I've actually been thinking and what if all stormtroopers are black? Like, when the clones died off the Empire enslaved a black human race and forced them to serve as slave soldiers... Of course all the leaders and higher ups are white but the rest of the stormtrooper core is made up of blacks who are then forced to die for their white masters.
>>678120477
Underrated post
>>678122286
Bait
>>678119751
The next Han Solo movie is going to be black. Because a bunch of whining SJW's and niggers will say "Well, why can't he be black? Or a woman? He could be anything!"
"He fell in love with Leia"
"So? Solo could be a black female lesbian! Instead of a minority, homosexuality could be the predominating sexuality!"
etc etc ad nausium.
>>678133211
Dark Side wins in the end (true) Anikan was created by Dark Side of the Force...Luke and Leia and their children, possibly this Rey... Either way the Dark Side is everywhere. Shit Lukes first Jedi Acadmey was founded on a planet inhabited by the spirit of a Dark Jedi by the name of Exar Kun. Coincidence? No. Yes my neckbeard may be showing but it is combed all in the same direction
>>678132966
Who knows, we haven't seen it yet. Let me flip it though.
Would it be preferable to have a mediocre male lead or a good female lead?
The quality of the performance within the context of the story being told should be the overriding factor. There are plenty of male heroes in Star Wars. All the coolest characters are arguably male.
Rey was a bit of a Mary Sue but the actress nailed the part and her having a vagina doesn't automatically make it some feminist SJW conspiracy. I mean, how retarded does that as a theory sound? Same with this. It's the immediate reaction of anger and whining at the very idea of there being anybody other than a white male cast that is fucking dumb.
It's very reminiscent of the third wave feminist movement with the genders reversed. They are mirrors of eachother. Absolute reactionary bullshit and unlimited butthurt.
The Star Wars universe...where you have walking carpets, light sabers, ultra badass stoned frogs and the unrealistic part is a black guy and a women having leading roles?
lel
>>678133200
And they are forced to wear white to 'purify' them. Just like many times in human history where black races were forced to work for whites and wear white clothes
>>678119751
What did I think of it you asked? Well, first of all, I don't know what they were thinking of having a female lead, just a simply awful idea. The trailer was far too packed with details and characters, it leaves no suspense for the rest of the movie, yet again a silly decision. No characters featured in the trailer look promising or will get fans excited, at this point, which is a shame, considering the strength of this franchise. The action looked decent at times but the other times it all looked a bit much and was hard to focus on one particular thing when there are 1000's of fights going on at once. Camerawork could be better, particularly in the action scenes. Overall a very poor trailer, I give it 2/10. Also I don't know what they were thinking by releasing it so close to the previous film, just mind boggling. This will be a disappointment of a Star Wars film, the franchise is dying, sadly.
>>678133594
MORE BLACK CHILDREN
YES YES...MORE ASIANS...MORE GODDAMNED ASIANS!
PEOPLE OF ALL CULTURES GETTING ALONG, WORKING TOGETHER...THE LEAD IS FEMALE...
>>678133835
>Rey was a bit of a Mary Sue
>a bit of a Mary Sue
>A bit
Rey was perfect, she used mind tricks instants after learning about them, she bested Kylo in a lightsaber battle without ever touching one before, she was able to pilot/fix the Falcon without ever touching a ship like it before
Tell me, how was Rey A BIT of a Mary Sue?
>>678133981
>the franchise is dying, sadly.
A moment of silence for this dying franchise guise.
>>678133835
You really think Disney executives didn't sit around and literally say: "We need a strong female lead, work story around that, tits or gtfo" have you ever dealt with board members before of any kind? That is what is happes. Short and sweet with no intention of accepting anything else once its been demanded. Of course a story needs females but not just for the sake of being female.
>>678130684
/thread
>>678119751
That feel when no Kyle Katarn, but stupid whore as main character.
>>678134258
KEK
>>678130684
Buhbye tumblrina
>>678133838
Blacks enslave eachother. Even still. (Hell so do Whites and Asians) Look at Africa. Most peaceful area of the world. Oh wait...
>>678133981
This tbh familia
>>678134172
Hehehe. He is butt hurt now.
>>678119751
Too many niggers.
>>678134655
>Present an argument that's actually pretty solid
>Lel, look at this buthurt feg XDDDD
>>678133981
I agree. Its garbage, just like the movie will be...yet again
>>678133835
>Would it be preferable to have a mediocre male
Yes. Especially when the remainder of the trailer flashes around and there's a singular white male.
Women had their chance to prove they were strong capable heroes in real life. They failed. They're meek and frail and they go into that Gurl Power bullshit every time they have the slightest win.
"b-b-but rhonda rousey!"
Put Ronda Rousey in a caged with Bas Rutin and Rouseys gonna come out with a bruised face cooking dinner for him.
It's pure fantasy. Sure, Star Wars is fantasy with a coat of SciFi on it, but there are limits to what nonsense people will believe. Plus, it's all forced. ALl of these movies are films that have created by a committee, with a checkbox for major roles so nobody feels excluded.
White Males are the Leads/Heros, Women are Supporting actresses who play damsel in distress. The Hero gets to fuck her in the end. Black characters play support, the betrayers or generic street thugs. Asians get to play ninjas or scientists and any other women get to walk around with their titties out and fuck the comic relief.
That's the way it was. That's the way it's always been. That's the way it needs to stay.
>>678134172
Do you feel like your manhood is threatened?
The flaws of Rey being a Mary Sue are apparent but if you believe that women and black people being cast in main roles is somehow some massive conspiracy to tear down the poor oppressed white man then you need help.
As I said, we live in a diverse world. Do you have shares in Disney or LucasArts?
No? Then go watch something else. Vote about your unhappiness with this feminist propaganda by not supporting them.
Me, I'm looking forward to the new films. Big fan of the OT and whilst I had issues with aspects of The Force Awakens (the retread of too many elements of New Hope being WAY more important than Rey being OP) I had a good time and I look forward to seeing where they take it.
Shame you won't be enjoying them.
>>678133981
>>678134258
Yep, movie will rake in massive loads of cash. Every kid on earth needs to see the new Star Wars flick.
And they won't care if the lead is a female. Even if they aren't interested in her at all everybody is there for the space battles and supporting cast anyway.
Nobody thinks Luke is an interesting character. The world Luke occupies is an interesting place. That's the fucking point of Space Opera. it's the story of vast conflicts and all the people involved that affected the outcomes.
It literally never matter who the main character is in movies like this.
>>678135042
You had a good time because you are a simpleton.
>>678135072
Lol what? U agree with me, find my point funny ir think I'm dumb for saying its dying?
>>678134258
Guise check out this other totally not cancerous successful franchise. You know it's good because it made money!
>>678134920
I can imagine you furiously typing this all out as you wipe cheeto dust from your keyboard.
What was the name of the girl that made you so angry at women? Did you spend weeks mustering up the courage to speak to her only to be laughed at in your sperg face?
You can share with us.
>>678135130
Operas always have a twist at the very end. When the Dark Side wins men will laugh, children cry, and mothers will pretend to understand what happened
>>678135384
Also not terrible. They're live action cartoons. It's like Pro Wrestling.
This is what all of you sound like. I get that you don't like it. What you can't ever convince me of is why I should agree with you. I don't have to agree with you.
>>678135489
Ad Hominems, Ad Hominems everywhere.
Gives me cancer that it HAD to be another female main character. For fucks sake the new SW movies have their priority list like this:
1. strong independent woman
2. another strong independent woman
3. let both strong independent women interact with each other
4. make a good movie
>>678135260
I bet you have a really high IQ and everyone around you is beneath your towering intellect.
>2smart4u
>>678134920
It's a shame a person with such convictions as yours is treated as a cry baby when in fact the cry babies are those who let themselves get walked all over and do others' bidding and have no real ideas of their own
>>678134407
This, the fact that disney just throws away what is already considered cannon is railing me.
>>678135830
I'm glad you noticed. Congrats you are a functioning retard.
>>678135963
Yea. It is cause they needed to appease the masses and create this wimins shit
>>678130457
That's what I think
>>678135656
I don't give two fucks if you agree with me. That's what you arn't understanding here. Stop being butthurt about other people hating what you like.
>>678135260
>>678132248
>And every cast has to look like the fucking Burger King Kids Club. Black. Mexican. Girl. Eskimo. Furkin. Some crippled asshole in a wheelchair.
Fucking kek
>>678136346
you came to this thread to do just that. I came here because I'm interested. You came here to bitch at me for being interested.
>>678134258
Justin Bieber makes a fuckload of cash from albums and touring
As did Creed and Nickleback etc.
Just because something makes a lot of money, doesn't mean it's any good.
>>678131148
I know it shouldn't, but I still am. Makes me feel kinda bad tho, I'd like to like it but somehow I just don't.
>>678130457
What if its all in the future?
...
>>678136574
So like Trump then?
>>678119751
Jyn Erso sounds too much like Jan Ors.
Next we will have a character called Kial Batarn
I swear y'all forget this is /b/, home of artistic works and falsehood. Retards indeed
>>678136567
There you go again. Thinking this is about you. You must be a millennial.
>>678134172
Is that any more unbelievable than Anakin Skywalker being a pro pod-racer at the age of 9? She has the potential to be one of the most powerful jedis with her latent abilities - same as he did. Kylo was injured during that fight. It goes with the storyline and your butthurt makes no sense at all.
>>678136715
that's the point of the picture being there.
>not all cues are word-based. Sometimes visual or audio helps drive the point home!
>and now you know
>>678136898
Latent Dark Side origin powers. I keep saying this but no one listens. Its like Disney misinformation crews are arguing with Disney publicist crews in here God Damn.
>>678136898
you mean the kid who had been racing for years and started off small and worked his way up to the big leagues?
>>678119751
So wtf is this some inbetween thing before episode 8?
>>678137232
right before episode 4. They're putting the dish in the completed death star dummy.
LEARN 2 STARWARS.
>>678137232
It's set between III and IV
>>678136574
Something being bad doesn't mean it's dying.
>>678137354
so will we see dargh veder?
http://strawpoll.me/7304751
http://strawpoll.me/7304751
http://strawpoll.me/7304751
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>>678137354
I hope they show between episodes 5 and 6. I want to see many bothans dying.
Too many blue milk at the cantina...
>>678137439
Sure it does. Just because it's around doesn't mean it's not dead inside. Look at halo. or COD. Or your parents sex life.
>>678121785
I love you
>>678136898
Anakin lived his whole life in Tatooine, he was probably racing since he could walk, but I do appreciate the fact that you made an argument to drive your point instead of just calling me buthurt
>>678137157
>only human capable of it
>only 9
>even pro alien racers die while he survives
Even taking into account his training leading up to it, his mechanical proficiency and ridiculous reflexes in a very challenging sport are on par with Rays skills because they both have the force within them.
>>678119751
many bothans died to get- wait you mean no bothans died?
you mean a single girl got us the plans?!
WHAT HAPPEN TO THE FUCKING BOTHANS
>>678137566
Go play Empire at War and watch Palpatine Force Electrocute an entire city of Bothans.
NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO B NO NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS NO BOTHANS
>>678124296
Kek, will do
>>678137872
Didn't even notice that, good point, what did happen to the "many bothans who died"?
>>678124785
this
and 1 wasn't even that bad
>>678132683
I have no problem with black or female characters based on their race & gender. I have a problem with ANY character if it's shit. Finn and Rey were poorly written and constructed.
>>678138014
Wormfood
>>678137872
>>678138014
That was the second death star.
>>678137872
nope. bothans didn't die until between ep 5 and 6.
this is where they steal the plans and get it to leia and then the blocade runner gets chased down by vaders star destroyer
>>678138014
different death star.
>>678138048
at least it had white male leads and the one nigger was in a service position where he belonged.
>>678137834
except her skills are literally out of nowhere where anakin actually learned them over time. the force just doesnt poof in skills, it guides you but if you have 0 training then it isnt gonna do you much good and she had 0 training or even practice except for fighting
>>678138014
>>678137942
>>678137872
Death Star II
>>678137902
Classic game. I love it
>>678138225
Rey is possessed by Palpatine
>>678123906
>Ray
EGON
>>678138335
that would actually make her a better character than how they did her
>>678122900
>>678138460
She has mannerisms of Palpatine during her light saber battle
>>678126645
Original alarm sounds better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfuQd_xZlKw
>>678124571
Rogue Five = Moonchild Foxkin lead who switches to Squirrelkin halfway through the movie and cries incessantly about the change
>>678137520
not sure about dargh veder, but Darth Vader is in this one
>Everyone ITT
movie looks pale and boring, the only thing worth watching is vader
rest is shit
>>678134172
this 100%. Main flaw of the movie. I wonder how they will be able to make her character progress when she's perfect from the start. Luke or even Anakin were way more interesting.
>>678121361
found the 52 year old faggg
>>678139457
She is possessed by a Sith Lord. This is interesting.
>>678129855
you put way too much thought into that. Cmon, cough up the star wars yaoi fanfiction you've been working on. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
>>678130216
I disagree. But Imma give you a pass because that picture is amazing.
>>678119751
Omg... I finally watched trailer after this whole thread unfolded... IT LOOKS WORSE THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED
This April fools thing looks 10000000x better than this rebel one shit...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9j9pGi-l4c
>>678130684
/thread
And the best part is that a lot of people will dismiss this as coming from a far left agenda.
>>678121785
Fucking this.
>>678140505
Very true. Shit. Klingon Rosetta stone description on Amazon.com was better than the new Star Wars: Lets Jump Back Between Two of the Original Movies Cause We Have to Make People Forget How Shit Episode 7 Was And Confuse People Further Because Movie 1 2 and 3 Isn't Hard Enough to Explain as Not Being Episode 1 2 and 3
>>678131617
>>pandering is only bad if it's not to me
>>678130684
this.
I swear, the horseshoe theory is FACT. People go so far left with their political views that they end up right, and vice versa. I cannot tell the difference between an SJW and a pol whiner anymore. They all just scream bigoted bullshit at each other for no fucking reason. At least when Anita Sarkessian does it she's doing it cause she's a con-artist and wants money. These guys are just embarrassing themselves.
Did anyone else notice Donnie yen beat stormtroopers with a stick? Is this real life? IP man in space. I'm so excited.
>>678120157
looks like shit, like a tv movie
>>678133981
>I give it a 2/10
Wow, could your head be any further up your own ass? This is /b/, not your 'film review' youtube channel with like 12 subs. Bugger off, mate.
>>678120157
come on are you fucking for real. the main movie already had the "strong female role that made no sense" can we just have a real fucking starwars movie already for fuck sakes. the prequels are better than this shit they really are. the story is so much better compared to the new shit. sadly im more excited for another fucking harry potter movie or lord of the rings spin off at this point.
Kek so many disney shills out today
>>678134258
wait till the next one. bet you they never top this again.
>>678134920
To be honest, that would get really boring after a while. I thought you guys hated it when Hollywood rehashes plots, but it appears to be exactly what you want, have fun listening to the exact same story over again forever, loser.
>>678136834
le wrong generation fag detected
>>678138364
you fuckin' champ.
>>678128447
this this
I liked starwars because it was like my world growing up. Mostly white with illegal aliens doing wierd shit.
>>678145702
kek
>>678132248
>Some crippled asshole in a wheelchair.
Lost.
needs more moisturefarm
>>678146618
