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>this is a typical american "supper"
No wonder you're all the leading diabetes leaders of the free Earth.
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>leading diabetes leaders

Do you even English
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Americuck here. Never in my life have I had that for dinner other than being poor in college.
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>>678116613
who drinks chocolate mulk in a wine glass?
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>>678116613
So are you retarded from inbreeding or from being dropped on your head as a baby?
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>>678116613
You got it all fucking wrong.
No Straw
No Ketchup
No Mayonaise
And No fucking ice cream
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>>678117107
Dude what the fuck, it's pronounced malk
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>>678117252
This
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>>678116613
You forgot my AR-15, 1911 and bowie knife.
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Not even ketchup for those nuggets.

That's obviously staged by a European.

I can tell because of the wine goblet, the lack of condiments and ice.
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Never in my life have I had this for dinner.
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>>678116613
Three fucking cosmic brownies at once with chocolate milk. No. Replace the milk with a mountain dew. Replace the nuggets with pizza rolls. Replace the Mac and cheese with chips and there's an average dinner for my sorry non cooking ass
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>>678117340
this, and is that a spoon in the macaroni?
>captcha: select all the food
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>>678116613
Minus the chocolate milk that looks quote appetizing
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>>678117868
needs a bigger gun
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Let me educate you on Americans.
This is their "Continental breakfast" named so because it could feed any other regular continent. Here, it's just for one person. I'm not exaggerating when I say they fry everything.
They fry the bacon first, to get the fat out so they can fry the sausage in it. The sausage lets go of its own fat as well, and then they fry the 18 eggs, the mushrooms and tomatoes all in all that extra grease. Once it's all out they fry their blood pudding and buttered toast.
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>>678118394
this is weak bait
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>>678118394
you can't fool me, that's an english breakfast. If you look closely even the menu is written in english.
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americans are disgusting
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>>678117107
I drink orange juice from wine glasses
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>>678116613
Nigga u trippin
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>>678116613
Thats alotta brownies bro...
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>only 3 cosmic brownies
>weak bait
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>>678118863
as an american, I'm disgusted. on the other hand, slap some cheese between those patties and we're in business.
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'straya m8
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>>678118863
You just know she ate the lettuce and half a tomato slice after taking 344 pictures.
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>>678117340
Bahahaha
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>>678117107
>>678118870

>wine glass

What do they teach in schools these days?
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>>678118394
No we dont. Thats blood sausage too. English shit....
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>>678117256
>melk
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>>678118394
Puddinged? Lol
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>>678119164
Yeah but thats like last meal b4 going to boot camp ur dumb ass is taking shit outta context
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>>678119164
>>678119371
>these are the people defending that sorry ass country
I'll bet you could find out when their nap time is and take them all out at onc
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>>678118808
holy shit. i have the strangest booner.
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>>678116613
>this is a typical european relationship
>insert picture of sand-nigger raping your wife and the police arresting you for protesting it
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>>678119461
sniper get you before you could finish your sentence?
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>>678116613
as an Americanese person-man, that looks atypical'd
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>>678119540
>getting married
you deserved it
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american hate thread?
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>>678119675
american hate thread!
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>>678118880
d...does she have ranch in her hands?
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>>678119805
ranch dressing is rather popular on pizza, i never understood it myself
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>>678119706
>American
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>>678117256
mulk
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>>678119675
>"£"
>america!?!
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Actually this was on a BBC documentary... I watched it a few years ago. Feel bad for my country of the UK though.
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>>678119706
That's in England you baiting bellend.
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I've been on five continents and spent significant time on all. Here's my take.

The only places where people eat in a healthy manner purely by choice are parts of Asia and certain regions of Europe. In most areas, poor people eat "healthy" (low caloric intake, low fats, high fiber) and wealthier people eat "poorly" (fatty foods, large portions, etc. The poor cannot afford the "unhealthy" foods. The wealthy can. Poor = healthy food. Rich = shitty food. Why do the wealthy eat so poorly? Because people are fucking stupid, and if they can afford it, most will eat what is pleasurable and convenient in the short-term rather than what is beneficial over the long-term.

Look at paintings and illustrations from 300-2,000 years ago. The wealthy and powerful are often fat and happy (Henry VIII, etc). The peasantry are most often lean and mean.

America = fat because America = rich. America's poor are better off than most of the middle class in the rest of the world. Simple, really.

Ultimate irony - CAPTCHA is "Select all images with candy"
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>>678120189
Luckily lazy fuckers like that are in a tiny minority.
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>>678119920
Yeah, I have family there but never understood it. It does taste nice though.

Here's a story from last time I visited though
>Make spaghetti bog
>US relatives love it, kids going mental over it.
>want to learn how to make it
>the usual mix of flavours to start off a meal
>onion, carrot, celery, bit of fennel all really finely diced to cook down with the beef with some herbs
>WUT WUT WUT VAGTABLES? VADGE TABLES?!!??!?!?!
>didn't eat it
>said it sucked
>it was the same spaghetti sauce I made before
>mfw
... they also had an entire freezer drawer of icecream sandwiches. And they weren't ... all... fat. the kids were ok, the husband was skinny. but the wife was hamplanet status.
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>>678116613
my dinner is better
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>>678120333
The unhealthy foods are cheap. McDonalds, KFC etc. All the trash-y fast food places have shit unhealthy food for low prices. Healthier foods typically cost more.

It wasn't about healthy or unhealthy foods a few hundred years ago. It was about quantity. The rich could afford more food, the poor couldn't afford as much.
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>>678119675
>>678119706
I'm all for hating on fat ungrateful americunts and I'm English but these two are English cunts that take the piss, I'm so fucking angry right now Jesus fucking Christ
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>>678120542
That looks delicious.

Whats in that corn? I see celery and onion, but the flavourings?
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>>678120587
Until you come somewhere like Aus.

>double 1/4 pounder meal and a cheeseburger cause drunk, over $10.
>full meal for the family can be done for under $20 including veggies, salad and good meats.

sure it won't be porterhouse steaks, but its still good food.
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>>678117599
You should learn how to make some grilled chicken sandwiches anon. Just buy the fully cooked perdue chicken and heat it on bread in the toaster oven. Add some cheese and sriracha and you got an amazing sammich
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>>678120926
>Sriracha
>funny way of saying "I'm a faggot"
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>>678120926
>2016
>perdue chicken
>not buying pasture raised organic chicken
>mfw
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>>678121106
Are you really that much of a cocksucker? Or were you fucked my mayonnaise as a child?
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>>678121213
You sound like a hipster
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>>678116613
>supper

Kek no one calls is supper, faggot.
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>>678121227
I don't even like mayonnaise m8 just know that sriracha is hipster shit just to make you look 'cultured' when really all you think about is taking massive man rods down your throat
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>>678121359
Unless they live in parts of England you dumb americunt
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>>678121385
Oh I get it. You're too poor for condiments. I bet you slather ketchup on steak.
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>>678116613
Fuck you, faggot, that looks fuckin delish
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>>678121476
>delish
Fuck you, faggot
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>>678116613
That's a slightly excessive amount of poison brownies, but other than that, I see absolutely nothing wrong with this fine cuisine.
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>>678121359
Southerners do. Their breakfast is breakfast, their lunch is "dinner" and their dinner is "supper"
and it pisses me OFF
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>>678120926
Sounds easy enough. I'd do it now if i had that type of chicken. I just have some legs that have been in there for like I don't even know how long now. Steaks too. Fuck I'm sad man i could have steak and potatoes right now but im opting for grilled cheese
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>>678121565
Deeeelish, faggot
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>>678121466
>poor
>steak
Pick one dumbass but yeah you're right in poor but I work for a living and try to contribute to society rather than shouting the benefits of hipster shit on this Hungarian bird watching forum and sucking dick
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>>678121476
Looks like shit.
It's just fat, carbs and protein. Not healthy at all.
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>>678121385
>Sriracha is for cultured people
Hahahahahahahahahahah
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>>678121857
>healthy
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>>678121385
>siracha
>cultured

i bet this guy thinks applebees is a nice restaurant
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>>678117868
'murica fuck yeah
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>>678121871
Cultured by dumb white americunt standards where the spiciest seasoning they have is salt
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>>678116613
>cosmic brownies
>triggered.
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>>678122042
>salt
>spicy
found the baby palate you fucking queer baby, go gorge yourself on cocks
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>>678119138
Stupid ameritards...
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>>678122024
>put on your fancy clothes, kids... weez goin to Applebees. I hear they gots that new fancy shmansy Sriracha sauce!
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Captcha has a good sense of humor
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>>678122042
Sriracha is pretty much a staple at every hole-in-the-wall restaurant, you humongous faggot
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>>678122592
that's not a bragging point. Their food is so bad a common as dirt condiment will mask the flavors
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>>678121385
>being this mad about other's tastes in condiments
>calling others faggots for their taste in condiments
faggot
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>>678121285
Reminds me of that episode of portlandia where they go to a restaurant and want to know the chickens name and where it was raised and shit. Then they check out the organic farm before ordering
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>>678117256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egdObHpiAF8
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>>678122686
>they
Who's "they"? Are you referring to the chain restaurants, the dives, or some of the finest restaurants on earth?

>duuuh America is like this because I've heard about it and even though I've never been there cause I'm too poor I'm going to generalize a nation of 50 states and 320,000,000 people
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>>678118863
Is that the Spangles Beast Burger?
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>>678119138
That has to be fake?
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>>678123035
I'm Ron Burgundy?
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>>678118394
Wrong. Eww blood puding, and that little plate is a snack at best. Go back to eating tree bark and fucking goats or whatever your country is into.
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>>678122940
He would rather assume that all food here is garbage than admit that you have the choice to eat garbage here. Fuck em
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>>678118808
>>678119504
>>678119504
Yeah. I know. It's the sink
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>>678123194
Lmao why you salty bro?
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>>678116613
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>>678116613
Switch that for actual food then you might be headed on the right direction....
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>>678116613
Who the fuck has supper any more? In fact don't answer that just fuck off.
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>>678116613
>Eurofag detected
Who the fuck eats there desert with there main course that's some low class shit son.
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>>678117107
>who drinks chocolate mulk in a wine gla

Champions, obviously.
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>>678117068
>college
> mac and cheese
> never in my life
pick one
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>>678123331
Breakfast
Brunch
Lunch
Dinner
Supper
Before bed bread and milk
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>>678123240
>he would rather assume things about the US
>like most Eurofags
>makes broad statements about the US while visualizing the deep south
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>>678120542
looks good as fuck minus the corn
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>>678118880
This always makes me hungry for pizza.
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>>678122990
Shit I just looked that up. Do people really eat that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkotE3lKHNs
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>>678118394
what the fuck that could feed a fuckin' family for like 3 days
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>>678117868
i love the .45 ACP it makes me feel free when i use it. i also feel free when i break one open and use it as pepper.
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>>678123563
Fatass
All u need is lunch and Dinner
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>>678116613
my dinners looked like that when I was maybe 18 and living on my own, then I learned to cook. Seeing as how so many took the b8, successful troll is successful..
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>>678120197
And you took a big fat bite out of it.
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>>678123966
Breakfast and diner preads your calories better
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i take it you are fucking my mom and will soon be my new step father, if she chooses to share our closely guarded family recipes with you
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>>678123851
In Africa
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>>678117107
obviously the classiest of dudes. whats the problem?
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>>678116613
This is a typical muslim "super"
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>>678119706
>>678119675
This is why people hate the benefits system in the UK, it's a good system that can actually help those who need it but the general public actively oppose it because of lazy cunts like these
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>>678123851
Nah just one typical american male
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people who say healthy food is expensive still live with mommy and don't know how to cook.
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>>678116613
>chocolate milk
>3 brownies
wat
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>>678120542
What is that sauce on the top?
Allsauce? I hope you dont fucking ruin that steak with some fucking steak sauce!!
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>>678116613
lol this bait
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>>678121595
>fine cuisine
amerifag detected
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>>678118394
>here is just for one person
LOL. No it is not, you fucking dipshit.

In the extremely unlikely case that it IS for one person, it would undoubtedly be for one of those "get your picture on a wall" challenges.
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>>678122537
google AI keeps track of everything you type
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>>678116613
Are Europeans really this retarded?
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>>678116613
>typical American supper

Except you're forgetting the core ingredients entirely you faggot. You're missing mayonnaise, horseradish, ranch dressing, and an insulin shot.
Try again eurofag
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>>678123194
>>678123285
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>be me
>be amerifag
>be in good shape
>have never once eaten brownies or drank chocolate milk with dinner
>have never once been diagnosed with diabetes

Not all Americans eat like pigs but most do
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>>678124883
nah we all just love to hate the US
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>>678125339
>be me
>ameritard
>eat like a pig
>still in shape because I know how to exercise
>enjoying eating like shit and staying in shape
>come to ameritard hate threads because other ameritards get triggered and it's funny
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>>678124883
no, but trolls pretending to be Europeans are.
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>>678119371
if you choose that over anything else... you deserve to have health problems haha
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>>678119920
in US!
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>>678120333
this is a lie...
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>>678116613
Actually not far from the truth. This is what a typical american teen is given for a school lunch.
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>>678118394
You've got it all wrong. English breakfast is fried shit with more fried shit. Continental breakfast is light, at worst something like a croissant with a cup of coffee. It's light because those French faggots waste half a working day consuming lunch.
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>>678116613
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>>678118394
Americans dont eat baked beans and blood puddings for breakfast you stupid eurocuck
Weak b8 m8
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>>678116613
I wish, that looks delicious.
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>>678116613
Typical for who? Nice b8. Take your shitty teeth and go back to BBC fag.
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>>678126358
Is that the meal or the appetizer? Amerifat here.
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>>678126317
Fug don't remind me fa m
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>>678126674
Meal. Also Amerifat here.
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>>678126759
Oh ok, I guess I do eat lot then.
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>>678120587
>>678120842
It's not that healthy food is necessarily pricier, but that it's unavailable in low income areas(bc fewer supermarkets and farmer's markets). Convinience stores don't typically provide fresh fruit and veggies b/c they spoil quickly/are bought at marked up prices from supermarkets. if fresh food just isn't readily available near you and you don't have a car/ reliable transportation bc poor then you have no choice but to eat more McD's and heavily processed crap.
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>>678116613
fuck off english nigger

whole post is bait
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>>678126666
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>>678127063
that's bullshit
eating meals at mcdonalds is WAY less cost effective than just buying food and making your own meals, by easily 2:1
that 'no choice but to eat mcdicks unhealthy food' is an absurd argument
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>>678123413
>talks about class
>can't differentiate between there and their

Retard detected
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>>678127471
McD's type of greasy fast food is what many poor people are used to eating. It's part of their culture. so if they're not buying it they're making it themselves.
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>this is typical american food


you fat fucks
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>>678117332
Faggot alert
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>>678117107
Murrifats have no culture, this is them trying to be classy
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>>678128118
and that's fine and fair, but the argument about 'it's too expensive to eat "healthy" so i have to eat at mcdonalds instead" is bullshit
and it's a common one
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>>678128129
>posts what looks to be a typical UK meal, fish & chips and some kind of curry sauce
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>>678119548
Sniper gon get you boy. Watch out, muh americuhn soldiers gon be like da irobots and killya
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>>678116613
Typical American dinner in my house changes every day.

Different protein and sides every day.

Your perception of America is based off of MSM which is illuminati garbage.
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>>678119706
>American

Yeah that's England. We have dollars, not pounds.
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Can we just agree that all condiments are pretty much fucking garbage?

Vinegar ruins just about every goddamn meal it touches.
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>>678117868
That pre packaged meal killed me, hardest I've laughed on /b/ in a while
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>>678116613
That's a TV dinner and below poverty level brownies. Ie nigger food you faggot
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>>678128542
dont be a tard this is clearly american food
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>>678117868
Why you got rifle rounds and no rifle boy?boy who dun taught you to be stupid
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>>678128542
That's the one Canadian meal, I forget what it's called but it's just fries and gravy. It's supposed to be great.
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ITT: Mad europeans because the sand niggers ate all their food after impregnating their wives while they were at work.
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>>678118394
That shits not american but it is delicious, you're not supposed to eat it every day its like a once a week thing. Pretty much the only decent British dish
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>>678118394
That's fucking garbage you Brit fag. No wonder you can't right off Muslim rapists
"Bangers and mash for when you smash my ass"
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>>678129169
You're thinking Poutine. It could be poutine but I don't think it is, looks euro.

>>678129039
troll harder
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>>678120542
Surf n turf is the shit
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>>678124329
Healthy food is cheap but i dont want to eat stir fry vegetables or grilled chicken every night. Cooking nice healthy food is expensive, especially if you're buying good cuts of meat
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>ITT: butthurt americans mad because niggers fuck there women while they are forced to watch take out there anger and frustration on english people.

kek silly cucks
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>>678121607
I live in the south and I've always hated the word supper i know a lot of people that do..and lunch is lunch..never ever called that dinner
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> american food
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>>678130360
ketchup on bananas? bring that ass here
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>>678130360
only thing I find disgusting is that keyboard you got there, and the ketchup on the bananas.
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>>678126443
You don't eat baked beans for breakfast ? well you learn something new every day.
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>>678130360
ur a nig for having ketchup on those bananas
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>>678121607
What southerners have ever heard call lunch "dinner"? Are you sure it wasn't some autistic little shit?
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>>678130612

Well, that's not the "only" thing then...
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>>678130360
the ketchup on the bananas looks disgusting
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>>678116613
Isn't that just a TV dinner on a plate. Looks like kid cuisine on a plate.

Speaking of diabetes I'm going to have some sea salt caramel ice cream for breakfast.
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>>678130769
right? ive never called my lunch dinner..and ive never said supper
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Do you guys like to consume a lot of sugar and caffeine, and shit generally bad for you, right before you go to bed? I do. I enjoy having vivid dream/nightmares. It's really the best.
All of you are doing it wrong besides, of course, those of you that have the testicular fortitude to eat horribly, and then go to sleep.
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>>678118394
I don't know any American who could eat that much food. Sorry just being honest.
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Add high fructose corn syrup ketchup and that's not supper, it's what we call "an inbetween meal treat"
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>>678126317

as a punishment?
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>>678116613
that's dinner, faggot. only backwards, uncultured niggers from Georgia call it supper.
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>>678120333
Have you seen the niggers in New York? They weigh a tonne each.
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>>678131216
My friend, you "get it". There are few of us who do. I salute you good sir. May your dreams be vivid-ass nightmares.
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>>678131118
I usually drink a bottle of vodka and eat a steak before bed. Does that count ?
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>>678118394
That looks like a typical English breakfast to me. An England special is what its called I think. Because Americans don't typically eat brautwursts and black tomatoes for breakfast.
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>>678120333
In my experience it's the opposite... rich people eat healthy, small portions. Poor/middle class eat cheap shitty food.
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>>678117868
>enbloc clip
Where the fuck is the sexy garand?
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>>678131394
Thats an english breakfast but a challange one, e.g. you eat it all get it for free.
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>>678131591
especially when you know that the fresh ingredient required to make a healthy meal are way more expensive in america than a deep dish deep fried pizza pie with peperonni, mac&cheese and hot dogs all over it.
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Most people I know eat 6-8 small meals a day. Here's my normal eating schedule.

7 AM - 3 eggs, 1 cup of coffee
10 AM - 1/2 of a turkey club from the vending machine
1 PM - Maybe a stalk of celery w/ peanut butter, bottle of water
3 or 4 PM - Small cobb salad (half a cup?) with Raspberry vinaigrette
6 PM - Bottle of water
7 PM - A chicken breast with some steamed vegetables, maybe a slice of bread w/ butter, water or tea for drink

That's my normal eating schedule as an American and most people I know eat that way too. I will admit I see Chinese buffets and McDs parking lots packed every night due to fat suburbians but I don't associate with them.
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>>678119706
This is precisely the reason we will never have free health care
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>>678126681

I'm not your fam, or your boi, or any of your other ridiculous ebonics words.
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>>678132006
>cuck menu extrordinaire
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>>678119706
>pounds
>NHS

Thats British you fucking dipshit.
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>>678131959
Yup same in the UK
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>>678132308
good thing i'm not anglo-saxon, then, you fat fucks
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>>678132219
>calls anon a cuck for eating decently

Amerifag detected.
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>>678132006

>3 eggs, 1 cup of coffee
>turkey club from the vending machine
>stalk of celery w/ peanut butter

I had to throw up a bit.
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>>678132420
get back to pol, beet lover.
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>>678123508
obviously doesn't understand the english language.
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>>678132452

There is eating decently, and then there is this :

>3 or 4 PM - Small cobb salad (half a cup?) with Raspberry vinaigrette. I also enjoy watching my wife getting raped by a pack of niggers.
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>>678132565
What, you never had celery with peanut butter?
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>>678127560
>Retard detected
>can't differentiate between classes for education and class as a term of heiarchy
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>>678130292
>this thread is about butthurt americans
>the vast majority is showing garbage american food
Ok retard
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>>678116613
>typical American supper
>posts poor person food
>most of the us is poor
>touché
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>>678132661
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>>678132786

no, but that is mostly due to the fact that I don't like peanut butter
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>>678118394
>blood sausage
>American
Go away
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>>678132991

>garbage american food

>implying the food that has been shown so far is retarded english shit

the zozzle's on you
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>>678118394
That's a European breakfast. We don't have nasty ass blood sausage here.
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>>678133093
You tried it or just because you don't like peanuts ? I hate peanuts but could eat peanut butter with a spoon.
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>>678132766
I'm 23 years old.. I don't even have a wife. You just keep downplaying other people's diets to help yourself feel more manly for eating like a fucking pig and leave healthy people alone, faggot.
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>>678131389
indeed it does, friend.
You get it.
And, for your efforts, you receive very rare crystal.
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>>678133255

no, just don't like peanut butter. way to salty and fatty for me, but I don't mind peanuts.

what's your opinion on peanut sauce?
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>>678133201
>chicken nuggets, mac and cheese, and cosmic brownie
>kid cuisine abomination
>fat fucks eating a massive pizza with ranch
Yup clearly all english retard
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>>678133596
tatstes more peanutty but i also hate it
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>>678133699

I kinda like it. we are peanut diametrical.
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>>678133391
Your menu just happens to be the most effeminated shit I have ever seen in my entire life, and don't you dare tell me that 3 eggs a morning is healthy. Half a fucking turkey sandwich ?

Celery with peanut butter ?

Raspberry vinaigrette ?

You can say whatever you want about your own habits, but please don't embarass the rest of us by saying this is a normal and healthy eating schedule.
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>>678126317
Not even going to deny it, this is so true.
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>>678134107
Yeah I also vividly remember "salad" was only lettuce slathered with dressing.
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>>678120542

Now now, you just managed to turn perfectly healthy food such as shrimp and corn into a disgusting mound of junk shit.

That is truly the feat of an American mind.
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>>678133971
I mean 6-8 small meals a day, thought that was defined clearly in my post but oh well, internets not off limits to fat idiots.
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>>678117256
Milch
>german fag
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>>678133971
That actually sounds like what a lot of people here in the Netherlands eat.

So you can keep your pseudomasculine diet, and let this anon and the rest of the world eat like normal human beings, Americuck.
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>>678134274
not off limits to faggots either
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typical scottish breakfast
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>>678134635
no that is fucking not.
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>>678130357
Your British teeth are proof of that.
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Im american and i've never seen a meal like this. Plus I really don't like meals that much.
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>>678134588
I wouldnt say thats normal human food, healthy though.
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>>678128379
As John Malkovic once said, "People say America has no culture. Thats bullshit, American has culture. Its just all shit"
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>>678134274
>lists a bunch of I'm clearly on a diet food
>only the common filth eat unhealthy
>only fat idiots don't eat the way I do
>fart sniffing intensifies
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>>678134716
you'r right, no iron bru.
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>>678134850
you're*
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>>678134588

>mfw a dutchfag proves my point by agreeing with his eating habits.

You just proved my point. I suggest you take him to your cuck country of yours, he'd be more than happy to serve some refugee dicks there.
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>>678119706
this is a guy from the UK... fuckin faggot
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>>678134588
how many calories would you estimate that troll menu totals? 550? you would die and I would laugh.
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>>678126317
u serious m8?
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>>678126317
an apple? it annudah shoah

they eat more croquette/breaded stuff in yuropoor usually
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>>678135375
Yeah school lunches are wretched here because the sports team budget is more important than the food they serve. Supposedly it follows some guidelines but they have to be incredibly low.
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>>678120333
checked
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>>678135607
thats not even how anything works

athletics has its own budget outside of academics and further more school lunches are subsidized by the federal government to gibs dat free money to regional farmers
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>>678116613
I don't know what happened to me but i think illuminati estimated me to be worthy enough for breeding and did something to me... i dont know what but as soon as i went into therapy everything changed.. Im loosing weight fast as fuck, im doing things i never thought i'd do. I can't even eat big and fat stuff anymore. I dont Drink alcohol.. my cigarrete addiction is gone.
They definately did something to me knowing that i have to breed, like the last 2 girls i had sex with, came to me to have sex out of nowhere. Even though my social skills are very weak and i am scared of humans. And my therapist highly increased my libido like the urge of having sex is now so fucking omnipresent, more than in puberty.
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>>678116613
Is that a spoon?
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>>678126666
checked
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>>678128129
clearly in fucking england
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>>678119041
how to dougie. they taught me taught me how to dougie
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