You Boner You Lose: Food Edition
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You Boner You Lose: Food Edition
>>678116070
These threads just end up being nothing but man-children posting their own embarrassing garbage food.
>>678116159
but in the beginning they may be gud
>>678116118
Lost
>>678116159
So far this thread is ok but dont push it.
Also is lamb better for shawarmas? Had one recently with beef and chicken but I think the sauce was whack. Gyro sauce maybe could make it better? thoughts?
AAAAND IT'S DEAD
>>678116421
Naah. ..
Some balance to this amerifat thread
>>678116118
Woo Woo woooh!
i attempt to cook yestreday
here are result
>>678116649
Fucking delicious
ingredient:
many round thing
2 cup table water
2 amperes of cheese
layer wip milk on round thing, layers
>>678116768
Get a job.
>>678116768
What the fuck is wrong with you?
i took picture for each layer of round thing with castro oil but do not have time to post all
>>678116892
You're giving this unfathomable loser the attention he craves.
Here to rescue this thread
here delicious cake after family meal
nobody like it but i make every week indisputably
thank
>>678116969
I bet you thought this was going to be hilarious, rather than cringe-inducing. What a sad little attention-seeking man-child you are. Go do a pushup and take a shower.
looksl ike this thread needs some love
>>678116987
Apparently not...
>>678117044
Get a girlfriend, attention-seeker.
>>678117097
Looks cheap as fuck.
>>678117076
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>>678117158
>all these people getting buttblasted over a traditional polish delicacy
well i never
here is what it should look like
it's called a hurgin
R U HUNGRY?
>>678117196
LMAO
Never cook again. That is a disgrace.
>>678117044
Stop pretending to be slav
This is an american dish and we all know you are 12 fucking kys
>>678117231
How is that better? It's an abomination.
>>678117323
i suggest you don't make me angry, lest you face an eternity in hell, being prodded by the demons i am capable of summoning
>>678117097
>>678117196
Rate my lunch that I made because I was hungry
>>678117044
you are a fucking autist dipshit faggot
you literally need to have a stove, be able to go to the store, and be able to read to cook a ood meal.
but then that would imply that your dumbass has money, is literate, and has the balls to leave the house. lol you fuckin fairies disgust me
>>678117510
No one gives a fuck about you, teenager.
Why don't you get a girlfriend?
>>678117345
It is pretty good. It is special kind of mayonnaise not cream and it is with mustard frosting on top and around the sides.
It is not very typical for people to eat here, but in some places this is still being made for parties and such.
>>678117593
Because I can't leave the house
>>678117097
>>678117196
that actually looks pretty good to be completely honest with you mi familia
though i don't have $700 to blow on your art degree
>>678117323
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>>678117157
>>obvious amerifat
>>678117044
thanks, anon, funniest thing on /b/ in months
>>678116118
Vomit and fries
>no thank you
>>678117231
still fucking retarded but hey your a stupid fucking pol. i shit you not i don't expect much better out of you
Here is me eating the luch
>>678116969
i want to taste cake made of round things
>>678117652
>overcooked seafood and bland sushi on a plate
>gourmet food
Next time take a picture of food that isn't shit.
>>678117573
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>>678117163
we call these gyros in the states.
fuckin delicious
>>678117752
underage b&
>MODS
> Wagyu beef carpaccio along with capers, roquette (arugula), parmesan, extra virgin olive oil, thin slices of raw milk pecorino romano, raspberry balsamic vinegar and a pinch of fleur de sel.
>>678117652
Eugh, cringey comeback. I'm certainly not American. I know good food, and that is not good food. That is a mess made by someone who thinks he can cook, but hasn't got a clue what he's doing. He probably tells people he can cook too, and everyone is too polite to tell him everything he cooks is disgusting.
rate please
>>678117231
its not polish. even polish food is way better than this.
>>678117862
> Maito
> Tonikalaa
Where the fuck do you live?
>pretentious "cooks" critiquing other pretentious /b/tards
it makes sense that you would all be so fucking salty given your occupation but holy fucking shit you're being edgier than the fucking rebbit newfags and it's getting painful to watch
>>678117844
post pickle in pooper
>captcha: slecet all food. Its habbening!!!
>>678117982
Finland
>>678117652
Awwww, he's upset that no one likes the look of his obviously revolting and extremely poorly presented food. By all means, post more reaction pics if it gets you through this hard time. It's indicative of your lack of intelligence.
>>678118002
I'm not a "cook" I'm a chef.
Been working as one for the last 3 years.
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>>678116070
lost
>>678117978
>windows xp
kek
>>678118135
>h-he doesn't like my shitty food thrown on a plate
>I'll call it bait
>>678118114
One would supposed you'd eventually get it right.
>>678117196
If someone handed that to me in a restaurant I'd get up and walk out.
>>678118104
Internet tough guy
>>like I give a fuck about some fatty neckbeard's opinion
>>678118114
i have been looking for a chef to explain something
not even fucking google helped with this
i know that when you hard-boil eggs, if you do it wrong, the yolk will turn a greenish color, which is caused by the formation of ferrous sulfide
basic chemistry tells you that ferrous sulfide reacts with hydrochloric acid to produce hydrogen sulfide, and stomach acid is mostly hydrochloric acid
so does this actually happen? i know hydrogen sulfide is produced as the egg is broken down in your digestive tract, but the immediate reaction from the yolk hitting your stomach acid should be enough to produce a bit of hydrogen sulfide
>>678117520
Why God, why?
>>678117978
LearnToFocus/10
rate please
>>678118639
god has abandoned us
this is the reality we are faced with
it makes sense that there would be a bunch of fucktard self-proclaimed "chefs" on /b/
you wasted a whole fuckton of money going to cooking school, and you still haven't made enough money by employing your godlike cooking skills to pay off your growing student debt
i feel sorry for you idiots
>>678118690
I focused on taking the picture as hard as i could but the picture still came out bad.
Can someone give me an honest rate on my creation.
Well done masterace
>>678118842
I can't even distinguish what is it.
>>678118574
More nonsensical, butthurt responses? Who was being tough? Aren't you the one childishly name calling, as an internet tough guy would? Could you be anymore upset? Is the realisation that you're not capable enough to be a chef hitting home hard? I've clearly touched a nerve.
>>678118690
uncooked / 10
Made this at work a while back.
>>678118842
better than the shit i eat every day
>>678118959
Red velvet waffle?
>>678117650
kek fucking magic
>>678119077
Maybe a period blood waffle
Blue waffle for the win
>>678119077
> Red velvet waffle
> Vanilla ice cream
> Swiss chocolate drizzle
> Whipped cream and a cherry
>>678118959
Must be as good as Paula Deen making something like that.
>>678118906
Al dente. I don't like when pasta is overcooked.
I understand that it may looks undercooked for your taste.
>>678116070
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>>678119050
:D
>>678119306
Tell me how in the fuck someone makes something like that???
>>678118959
Lot of good portrayals.
>>678117097
Would fuck that tuna and then eat it/10
Is that other shit uni? Never seen it presented like that. Would fuck it, but not eat it.
>>678119417
This is You get a boner, you lose. Want something more cheesier than that? Try THIS!
>>678119310
Fuck off, samefag. You're embarrassing.
pickled herring is delicious as fuck.
>>678119565
You mean how somebody makes a basic breakfast? That's all it is.
>>678119708
Nothing is cheesier than the post you mentioned, fuck off faggot.
>>678117593
>No one gives a fuck about you, teenager.
Look who turned 20 last night
>>678119708
>>678119804
No, not like that. Specifically, that's not a basic breakfast, since it's made with different kinds of foods, not just a waffle with some kind of sauce like strawberries into batter. There's more than one thing you have to know, honestly.
My god that guy is a star in my book.
>>678119824
How old are you?
>>678119796
Suck nigger cock and go watch meatspin like the heterosexual you and your mom is.
>>678120022
And that's relevant because?
There's already one asshole ruining the thread.
>>678120009
Um thanks bro but it's seriously not hard. Just pancakes, sausage patties, sunny side up eggs, and fried potatoes. Just made on a griddle at work so it comes out prettier than a homemade version.
>>678116070
Get me some Guy Fieri OP.
>>678120258
For all the fags who dislike what this guy has, you have no boner.
This guy should be on the Food Network, IE Guy's Grocery Games, Cutthroat Kitchen, Hell's Kitchen, etc.
>>678120120
>>678120226
How old are you?
>>678120562
I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic. If you're being serious though thanks.
>>678118897
What a waste to cook steak well done... Even Gordon Ramsay would comment on a raw piece of meat that it still has it's horns on. I think you might wanna watch this if it interests the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmw9eYWuzsA
Get a boner out of these moments.
>>678120992
You're too old to be using all of these man-child reaction pics. Go take a shower.
>>678120698
Actually, I was being serious.
>>678120992
JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE CRINGY
keep going this is getting hilarious
>>678120992
>zacky wacky fuck off
>>678121264
Thanks it's flattering but any TV personality would laugh in my face if I took them that breakfast lol.
>>678121489
Michael Jackson was a low life who chewed with his mouth open. Gross.
>>678120009
What the fucks wrong with you, a McDonald's worker could pull that out of his ass. It's literally layering simple things one on top of the other. Not to say it doesn't look good, because it does, but fuck me it's not at all special.
>>678121927
>one contestant has resorted to unintelligible obscenities
>>678122355
>another contestant seems to have turned and is fighting the audience now
>>678122462
>the contestant in the corner seems to have suffered severe mental damage and has started ranting about things mcdonalds workers pull out of their asses
>this is getting interesting
>>678117514
Rick?
>>678122462
Yeah I know I'm confused too. It's seriously just a simple breakfast presented well. And I'm the one who made it lol.
>>678123006
My comment was related to his embedded video...
Please stop shitting up the thread and post something worth while.
>>678123678
>THE AUDIENCE ONSLAUGHT CONTINUES
>SEVERAL DEAD ALREADY
>HE'S EVEN KILLED THE ANNOUNCER
>CAN NO ONE STOP THIS MAN?
>>678123932
>cobwebs in the bacon
america scares me
>>678124056
Americans don't eat beans with breakfast. That's some English shit.
>>678123873
Looks like someone forgot to take their medication...
>>678123932
>we've spent 2 hours and used every ingredient in the kitchen making this breakfast plate
>but something is not quite right
>i got u mane
>just sprinkle some grass on it
why chefs gotta be so shit
