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going to an hero tonight. Belt tied around my neck, going to put the end between the door and doorframe (tested, perfect fit) and hang myself. Where should I livestream it? What should I jerk off to for the last time?
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>>678078288
first to dubs decides my final fap material
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ok
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feeet
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Twitch. Also, two girls one cup
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>>678078288
I'll bait. Jerk off to clown porn.
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>>678078288
>also
I live in a dormitory. the other end of my belt will be easily visible from the hall sticking out between the door and the top of the door frame. Should I lock the door so it's harder for someone to save me? I don't think I'll fall far enough to break my neck, so it should take a good 15 minutes or so for me to actually die. Ooh, should I do it on Omegle?
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>>678078288
Shrek is love, shrek is life video.
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This
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>>678079206
roll
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>>678078288
>also
if someone gets trips, whatever they write is my suicide note
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Don't kill yourself. Life isn't worth living but don't kill yourself
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>>678079327
and if quads, my address, and I hang myself immediately. It's a race between my asphyxiation and how quickly the cops can get here. Or a /b/ro who wants to face-fuck my corpse, but good luck getting in the dorms
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>>678079003
nah people will think its fake on omegle and skip, plus only one person can see it at a time.

also jack it to CP with the sound blasting
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If I did everything correctly and it all went to plan I was successful in Bush did 911... Your welcome
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>>678079738
>jack it to CP
don't have any
>only one person can see it at a time
I'd use a specific interest like 4chan and Porkpie so the /b/ros can line up

or

>suggest another place for me to livestream it
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>>678078288
This is so fucking fake. First thread I ever saw was this, word for word. Timestamp or bait. Fucking newfag
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>>678079891
Line up? Nigga I would make sure I was the only person to watch you die then kill myself over my own edge.
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>>678079891
Do it under Twitch Creative
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>>678080384
will it just hook up to built-in webcam?
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>>678078288
>Where should I livestream it? What should I jerk off to for the last time?
You can't make these decisions yourself? A little bitch to the end.
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>>678080039
help me cum and give me a site to stream it on, faggot
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Stream it on periscope

Fap to tranny porn
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>print image
>cum on it
>place near you
>take your last breathe
>Profit??????
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post more of that girl OP and then kill yourself.
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>>678080773
Second
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>>678078288
if real you should post credit card / debit card info
it's not like you need your money
also stream on twitch
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You fap to a picture of your father
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If trips, your suicide note explains that you have HIV and are too afraid to go on with it.
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>>678080988
good luck with my $30 left
already spent the rest buying my loved ones personalized coffee mugs with "sorry I died" written on the side
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>>678081062
fuck, reroll.
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>>678080988
do it op, jack off to your credit card info
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>678081256
It gets kind of stale after you do it twice a day for a month
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>>678078288

make a blab and stream on that. i'll join and host the stream
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>>678081395
>>678081256
for real though, if someone can find a nice pov mom video that I haven't seen, that'd get the job done the fastest. Then I can die on cam
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>>678081542
blab?
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Are you going to stream your jerkoff session too?

May as well do it to the best.
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>>678081553
You can make a room on tiny_chat
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>>678080773
All I could find sorry
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>>678081215
Edgy
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>>678081979
might do this
update, just came to this
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56359f4f655eb
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>>678081636

blab.im
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>>678082510
Why are you such a lying faggot
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>>678081553
http://www.xvideos.com/video18711747/mommy_helps_step-son_with_handjob_after_school
how about this?
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man someone needs to have an account ready to go for this shit at all times.
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Gay nigger porn
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Op is a lying faggot
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>>678082624
Of course he's a lying faggot who's too lazy to find fap material so he's using us to do his dirty work.

>>678078288
Here you go
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looks like this is mom incest bread now
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56abf51634446
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>>678083060
>>678082929
I'm ready to die. Just need a site. Tried blab.im, but it wants me to use facebook just to sign up. Too lazy for it
>>678083118
I am too lazy, but I also came already. Give me a site and I'll kill myself
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Tiny_chat.
Also, before you die you have to do something edgy, so jerk off to CP.
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If OP delivers I'll jizz in an egg and probably get salmonella
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Gore porn
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>>678083276
This. Hurry up and make a room, or you need us to do that as well. Fucking faggot.
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tiny chat
>slash
>supbrosfromb
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>>678079362
GTFO NORMIE!
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>>678083698
you'll know it's me because I have an "I am enough" tattoo on my right forearm. kek, just realized I got that tattoo and I'm clearly not enough
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We want death op!
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>>678081215
You don't seem to understand what credit is,some of us would love to get some new stuff before you're pronounced legally dead
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Cuck porn
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>>678083891
see this
>>678083698
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>>678082410
I just saw that cunt yesterday gtfo here with that bullshit and become an hero for us. Make it snappy I gotta go to bed soon.
Where is this man's livestream link at?
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>>678083917
yes exactly
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>>678083998
>will kill myself at 1am CST
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>>678084174
at 1am CST this thread will be kill, how will we know the link to the room?
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>>678084484
>>678083698
Its right the fuck here
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>>678083698
said not found
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>>678084526
thx I didn't get it
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>>678084620
yea
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How tf do I find this shit?
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>>678084763
Whatever faggot no one is falling for your bait
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>>678084896
tinychat
dot
com
slash
supbrosfromb
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Awaiting the rick roll
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>>678084956
....
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>>678084956
man i tried that link it didn't lead to shit why is everyone a faggot
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>>678085043
Thx faggot
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>>678084896
tinychat

/supbrosfromb
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>>678085111
10 more minutes Mr. Trips
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Dubs checked?
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You shouldn't kill yourself. There anything you wanna talk about?
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>>678085547
Why is there so many fags in this thread
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>>678085683
>>>678085547
>Why is there so many fags in this thread
It's all you man
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some1 pls record and upload dis
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Is it illegal to be in the stream?
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shit he's really going to kill himself.
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:+(
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1:01 am cst op didn't deliver
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I couldn't. I closed the stream when he got in the chair
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>>678086655
As expected
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i'm too fucking tall for the belt
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Well he fucking got us
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OP is a faggot
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Fucking faggot can't even commit suicide right.
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>>678078288
C'MON DON'T GIVE UP!
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stream shutdown
> op is a faggot
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>>678078288
Dude wait

I promise the future is way worse than you think

You are gunna want to see this shit
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>>678086745
Chop your legs off
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>>678086730
he backed out anyway. he was "too tall" after testing it was perfect fit and all...
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>>678086826
He needs to do it.
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>>678078288
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>>678086875
hahahaha
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>>678078288

op is a a fag as usual
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>>678086875
belt was a perfect fit for not sliding. But it stretched and my feet hit the ground
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>>678087045
Pussy couldn't HANG with the big boys
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OP here. Lol can't believe you all fell for it. Newfags I guess. Anyways thanks for the fap material. I'm out.
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>>678087070
jump from the building
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>>678087110
>[Advertise on 4chan]
Is not OP i'm OP
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>>678078288
Amber rain. She just died so it's perfect
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>>>/mu/63870023
OP's mixtape
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>>678087140
>first floor
>of a 3 floor building
>with no roof access
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>>678087110
Faggot. Abandon thread.
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>>678087070
You just gotta get creative dude, why don't you try buttchugging some ammonia? Get a half gallon up your ass through a hose and funnel.
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>>678087097
Guess he's a little hung up about what to do.
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He's not the real OP! I'm the real OP!
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>>678087231
go rent a helium tank OP, thats how I killed myself
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Wait a second... so did OP just pull a very successful Attentionwhore, and use the length of the belt as an excuse?

I mean I didn't want him to suicide, but that's pretty fuckin lame
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>>678087252
I second this
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No delivery as always
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Stop hijacking this thread. OP here, still waiting on suggestions.
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>>678087070
C'mon dude, don't you have a knife or anything? What about maybe something with fire?
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I really wanted to see someone die
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When the fuck was the last successful "an hero"
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>>678087393
I still want to do it. I'll probably just go drive into oncoming traffic without a seatbelt on. It's not like belts have been very useful for me lately anyway
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>>678087252
This. If he really wanted to kill himself he has many ways to do it.
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>>678087252
You will not survive a half gallon of ammonia up your ass.
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>>678087507
C'mon man, you gotta do it on livestream for us.
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Jerk off to photos of yourself as a child.

Also, don't kill yourself.
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>>678087507
Get back on your livestream, we're all waiting. We believe in you.
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>>678087608
>>678087507
Yeah man, let us witness your final moments before entering valhalla
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>>678087735
It is your destiny.
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op you need to stream it, you owe us something
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>>678087507
And kill someone else as well?

Fuck you.
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>>678087843
second.
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>>678087874
Yeah, if you want to kill yourself, just kill yourself, don't kill anyone else in the process. That's just lame. Just cause you didn't like life doesn't mean others shouldn't either.
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>>678087843
>>678087881
Do it
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>>678087507
Sure, sure

Look, most of us are in similar positions, and unless you're dealing with a serious chemical imbalance (in which case, get on some meds), you need to have patience, anon. As generic as it may sound, happiness -- or at least contentment -- takes a lot of work.
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>>678088033
life isnt worth living anyways, he would do them a favor
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>>678087507
I too wish to an hero. We should crash into each other
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can someone link me the stream
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>>678088174
Well then get on our damn livestream and do it for us. It's still up.
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>>678088033
>>678087874
I drive a small 2-door lightweight thing. I'd drive into a fucking semi truck. The worst the driver would get is a skinned knee and need some therapy
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>>678088291
tiny chat
/supbrosfromb
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x1YVM3vBgh

thanks Shannon
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>>678088310
That's not necessarily true, anything could happen in a motor vehicle accident.
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>>678088310
And if he can't live with what happened, then what? His death is on your hands.

Do you want that? You should probably stick with the solo exit.
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>>678088310
Just do it in your room, like you planned. Try buttchugging gasoline. You won't survive that. That'll kill you almost instantly.
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>>678088116
>life isnt worth living

yet here you are
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>>678088534
Agreed. Just do it yourself asshole, don't put the blood on anyone else's hands.
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>>678088534
he's a truck driver, he was probably going to kill himself or die anyway. Or maybe he's also depressed, and he already dies every day
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>>678088685
Just fucking deliver OP. C'mon. We can think of a way for you to do it if you'll just get on with it.
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>>678087874
>>678088033
fucking faggots then why the fuck did we come? The suicide has to be interesting, and the kind of shit people will save and pass down for generations to fap.
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>>678088839
God at least Toaster Steve TRIED.
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I'm sure if he really wanted to do it he would make it happen
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>>678088839
Is watching someone's life end not enough?
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>>678078288
Nigga the Star Wars: Rogue One trailer comes out tomorrow. You can't miss that shit.
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>>678088398
Ayyy Enkidu = Waifu for Laifu
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>>678089000
trips don't lie. I guess I'll wait a couple more days. Maybe I'll hire one of the edgy fags from the art department do kill me
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>>678088991
Obviously not. Are you this thick?
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>>678089000
If he enjoyed The Force Awakens, then he should DEFINITELY kill himself
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>>678089000
GTFO NORMIE!
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>>678088685
We're dying constantly, it's inescapable. Wether we go now or 2 days from now, or 20 years, does it make any difference?

But to kill someone else, that's different. And to dismiss a life that isn't your own is wrong.

If you really can't go through with it, that's fine. It's the most important choice a person can make, as there is no turning back.

You have to know for sure.
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>>678089203
Can you at least livestream it for us?
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>>678089203
NIGGER FUCK THE FUCK OFF
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>>678088839
Let's hope someone crashes into someone close to you.
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Don't do it OP. You're awesome and shit. You just don't know it.
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>>678089203
C'mon man, don't you wanna be cool?
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>>678089521
He already gave up faggot.
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>>678089606
Kys
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>>678089363
WHO CARESSSSS????
Silly naive negro it doesn't fucking matter if someone wants to go there's nothing special or awful waiting for them on the other side. The moment they die all consequences are irrelevant.

OP do it so that you may reincarnate into a tiger or fade into a suffocating void of blackness
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>>678089363
OP, do you want to know how you can find out for sure, if you're ready?
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>>678088607
>>678088991
>>678089398
>>678087874
>>678088033
what the fuck happened /b/?
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>>678089791
How?
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>>678090169
Step 1. Get back on the fucking stream.
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>>678090372
agreed
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>>678090119
We all realized being edgelords wasn't nearly as satisfying as calling them out
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OP remember that fucking up your own life is far worse for you than ending the lives of thousands of other people.

So please end the lives of as many people as you possibly can. Just Sandy Hook a local elementary school and that should about do it. Bring lots of ammo and an AK if you really want to make sure you're remembered bro.

Do it unless you're gay
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>>678090636
I don't see how coming to 4chan and cheering someone on for killing themselves is edgy. Technically watching death has been socially acceptable for almost all of history. It was only like 150 years ago that if someone got the death penalty everyone in town could watch them go get hung. It wasn't edgy then, people just watched it for the hell of it.
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>>678090119
No cams if its on the road.
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>>678090864
He should try his hardest to kill Chief Keef. That's someone that deserves to die.
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>>678090636
Faggot

>>678090917
This nigger put you in historical context
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>>678090978
That's really my biggest concern.
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>>678091111
Quads confirmed!
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>>678090864
And if he is gay? A good chance he is, he's on here after all. You thought that one out.
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>>678091023
That's right, in that case, target a black church or something and unload on those apes before they multiply
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>>678078288
I think OP left us a long time ago
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>>678091303
No, just Chief Keef, and Future, and Kevin Gates... AND MACHINE GUN KELLY...
If you kill all of them you will be my new hero.
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>mfw fat white people are unhappy with their lives
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If you've reached the pinacle of what this life has to offer you, then suicide is a logical choice.
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>>678091275
Sorry

OP do it unless you'd fuck a she-nigger
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>>678091525
404 INCOMING
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>>678091525
Look at his stream capture. Look at those eyes. He would totally do it.

Man, you just keep fucking up.
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>>678091524
Great reasoning
OP it's all downhill from here
Just please take a few niggers with you to the underworld
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>>678091785
He needs to go again tomorrow night, and we need to write a shopping list for him. He can get all the supplies we need and we can watch him do cool things.
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>>678091833
Naw he just needs to buttchug ammonia. I wanna see how long a human can survive after buttchugging a gallon of ammonia.
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>>678092033
Whoa three dubs in a row...
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>>678091785
Fine.

OP do it unless the next post is dubs or a 7
Yeah I'm a gambling man *tips fedora*
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you are welcome.
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>>678092102
404?
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>>678092121
That's expensive, he just needs ammonia, garden hose, and a funnel
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>>678091785
Maybe if we're all REALLY good tomorrow, he'll come tomorrow night and become an hero as a present for us all.
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>>678092033
Pretty sure this nigger would pass out from the smell of cat piss first
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>>678092402
What are you Santa's fucking elf? How would you know?
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>>678091833
>>
CUT
THE
BELT
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Wouldn't pulling the pin on a grenade, then holding it in your mouth be the fastest, most painless way? Your head would be everywhere and have zero time to process pain or even realize that it's dying (avoid a bad trip)

Plus you can take out a few 2nd graders while you're at it.
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>>678092597
>Assuming I wouldn't gag that gorgeous cock too
Jokes on you nigger
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>>678092795
This is terrible. Somebody should take notice!
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>>678086256
only if you're a faggot
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>>678093140
Deez Nuts .... HA! Goteem?
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Someone just convince this thread to kill itself alreay.
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>>678093297
OP is nowhere to be found
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Found OP

http://topbabe.de/849368sh#339404
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I'm fucking disappointed. Yesterday was a "kms" thread, tinychat and OP was a faggot, today's the same.
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>>678093548
Ain't clickin'
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>>678093548
MOOOOOODS
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>>678093548
What is it?
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>>678093797
CP mp4s
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>>678093548
Horry shit mods
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>>678093548
OP DELIVARS
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>>678093942
I don't believe you. Post it here for proof
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>>678093797
>http://topbabe.de/849368sh#339404
it didn't work for me, cox cain't find it
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>>678078288
dude dont be a faggot. if you dont care about your own life that much go fight isis and go out like a badass. literally get the fuck up out of your dorito stained chair, and go do anything, dont kill yourself when you can go do some crazy shit and go out actually doing something with your life. go anywhere, do anything, plane tickets arnt that expensive if your gonna kys as the alternative.
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>>678094174
same fam
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>>678094174
Hope you were using TOR because this isone of the many links the German Federal Intelligence Service (FIS) leaves lying around for giggles
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>>678094799
Even TOR usually doesn't help if they had any scripts enabled at all. lol
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>>678094799
>implying there is an idiot who would click a link on 4chan without encrypting his ass
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Is op still here
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>>678094799
ay take them dubs of truth and shove them up yo ass boi
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>>678095270
No

Here's a possible CP thread
>>678083139
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Aight OP I lurk hard typically but for you i'll post.
I'll support (and watch) your decision so long as you have the suicidal checklist finished
>All your loved ones know you are going to kill self and why you are going to kill self
>Inb4 i have no loved ones
>If you don't it makes sense
>this isn't a cry for help on the internet
>You have a legitimate reason to kill yourself
>You aren't completely mentally disabled and are right minded enough to make decision
>???
>Profit

If that shit checks out OP then yeah do it faggot but cmon son don't do it if you're just bored with life, this planet could be your oyster. And to all you scum of the internet calling me a whiteknight im just looking out for my fellow anon since im not a totally vindictive asshole so fuck you and good luck OP
>Charlie out
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