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>>678062131
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american here

can confirm
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>>678062131
no problem
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>>678062131
"HELLOoooooo FOLKS"
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>>678062131
sure
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serious is serious
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>>678063511
>average
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>>678062131this thread has been hijacked it is now time to post average eurofags
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>>678066183
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>>678067339
Back at cha champ
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>>678067998
Nah lost interest...Euro cucks are too easy
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>>678067339
You were saying...wait let me rephrase "u wot m8"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW-L7j8E2kY
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amerifag here. yeah we are that shit
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>>678062131
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This thread sucks. You're supposed to trigger me.
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>>678069595
lol same fag posing as American. that shit is sad son...
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>>678069645
Op here. Ashole start posting the shit of yours?
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You know why Americans are fatter than Brits?
Because they have teeth to chew with.
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>>678069645
Yes but being a eurocuck the only thing limper that his dicklet is his delivery XD XD
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>>678070066
>this
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>>678070066
I kekd.
Also checked those dub dubs
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>>678069892
what are you. mod? fuck you!!
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>>678070066
Noice
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>>678070066
The irony when you realize brit a toothless AND FAT.
>After funding their own survey of 1,000 British men, the health advocacy group found that "33 percent of men in Britain aged between 35 and 60 years are unable to see their penis" because of their bellies. -The Atlantic
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>>678062131
lol hes from my home town
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>>678071201

holy fuck this triggers me. She can fucking walk with easy. Holy shit yes I'm mad.
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>>678071994
>Gangsta bridges
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>>678071994
maaaan. This sumarizes a lot.
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>>678072347
>sumarizes
Holy fuck
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>>678071106
Back at ya champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A--jIb_dic
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>>678071994
Fake. The Baby was named after some ICP shit. also this is older than facebook
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>>678072425
come on mod
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>>678071405
British dentist
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>>678071163
U wot m8 lol
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>>678071201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrNbLBS1D2Q&nohtml5=False
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>>678071627
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>>678067906
Lmao at the Pabst blue ribbon
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Europe would be broke as shit if America hadnt paid you poor shitsacks money after ww2.
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>>678073372
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the average american house
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>>678071405
>Still have better dental care than EU.
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Is it true that most americans shit themself in public?
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Eurocuck welcoming party
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>>678073021
Thanks anon. That shit was educational.Reflects the real amerifag
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>united statians will defend this
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>>678074239
Yeah the same way brits diddle children
https://www.yahoo.com/news/video/man-seen-committing-lewd-acts-230011553.html
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>>678073423
The son still have some guts to play sports and the daughter is surprisingly thin which is a good thing she didnt get influence by the whale mother
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>>678073021
Reflects 'amerifags' even though they're British bog monsters...Sure bud XD XD
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>>678070066
Dam son
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>>678075149

that was a fucking good one
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>>678074239
you are the best /b/ro. How much time it requires to make that collage.
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>>678074239
As long as it takes to floss or buy an Adidas sweat suit
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United States > Every other shithole besides Canada and most of Europe
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murrican malls are quite an attraction it seems
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>>average
hhahaha
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>>678067906
He's a faggot....not just because he isnt gonna let that hog slob his knob, but because he is clearly gay...I mean thats Andy Dick. no one is gayer.
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>>678076768
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>>678064944

XD What the fuck even is this?
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>>678076327
anon we are talking about the shit... not the shit of the shit
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>>678077069
>not being murrican = being british
murrican logic
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>>678073826
this is such bullshit.

the average american house has bigger flags you dumbcunt
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>>678077285
It's all the same...
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>>678073826
LOL if you think thats actually a negative picture, it shows how much of a litlle australian sour puss you are.

Australia has a lot of similar history arcs as the USA, but some are ewaaaaaaaay worse than ANYTHING the US was built on.

And the US was built on Genocide....at least in the 250 years we have been a nation we have contributed SOME good shit to society, AUS is such a fucking cultural toilet...

nice prison continent
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>>678074239
I fap'd

also, if you shit yourself THAT hard, you fucking know it.. GO HOME.

the cool casualness of some of these fuckers while having your crack FILLED with rhea, and also the apex of your cheeks....god damn.
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>>678076327
Op here. I just regret this thread
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>>678074239
I think it's due to some sort of diet pill that when they eat some fat makes them shit themselves without knowing (they think they only farted)

Correct me I'm wrong amerifats.
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>>678079199
I think it could be any number of circumstances but if youre talking about olestra, that only was a thing for a brief period because of the reason you stated...

consult wikipedia non amerifat
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>>678078902
it's ok Op... based trump will savor your eurocuck tears
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This is such OC
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>>678070066
God bless fluoridated water.
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>>678079814
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>>678079609
>>impliying i'm eurofag.
What if i am from Chile. Yoiu suck my friend.
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>>678069637
This is so Imgur.
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This is too much atention whoring to amerifags /thread
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>>678080453
It's ok...then feed him your mexican chalupa tears
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>>678062131
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>>678081186
this shit doesn't sit right with me.
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hey ladies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62QrqdLxUOM
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>>678067339
how do people get so cucked into fueling their food needs. honestly its not like they cant get up and get the food themselves
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>corporated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA&nohtml5=False
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>>678076327

despite how disturbed i am with this, i still prefer this guy then a cuckold.
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>>678080856

who is that?
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>>678071405
wtf that tooth has no roots
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Avrage American....
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>>678084768
>Named Charity

Last thing she's fuckin doin is given food away.
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>>678084768
how does the video editor know what to censor?
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>>678084768
OMG! imagin all that ass for you only
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there was a dude who lived near me, got so fat he couldn't get out of the house. one day he had to go to hosp, the fire brigade had to come and chop a hole in his fkn roof, lift him out of bed using a crane, put him onto a forklift then into a lorry to get to hospital.
the fuck is wrong with the hyperfat?
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>>678085311

i heard that urban legend when i was five, that's just one of those stories you hear,

one of those stories men tell to other men

source or it didn't happen.
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>>678085478

context,
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>>678085580
bullshit anon, i watched it happening, it was like 4 houses away from me, in like 2008
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>>678085680
guy crashed while under the influence, cop "accidentally" shoots him

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/officer-shot-dui-suspect-charges_us_566b31a9e4b0fccee16e924f
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>>678085946

i agree with the cop haters on this one, that guy shouldn't be a cop, and he should be in prison.
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>>678085802

source it nigger, that shit makes local news AT LEAST.
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>>678086317
nah fuck that, i'd be giving /b/ my home address. as i said, he was 4 doors away
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>>678085946
what the fuck is this shit

>murica'
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>>678076327
god almighty.
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>>678080453
pico conchetumare
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>>678062131
Blatant satisfaction I could never achieve.
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>>678062131
Triggered
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>>678087152
jajaja chileno confirmado. Soy bro mexicano amigo
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>>678081186
Nice happy trail. Shits sexy as fuck
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>>678075701
Stop being a fucking faggot
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>>678076834
i remember this story... that guy's canadian, /b/ro. meth dealer.
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>>678087298
time can be so cruel...
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>>678074818
They have so many pedos over there.
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Americans are disgusting
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>>678088355
hahahaha... thank you /b/ro
you made the world a better one
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>>678072347
>believing anything you see on /b/
Hello newfriend
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>>678064944
jej
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>>678088417
why don't people in this situation just become tweakers/smackheads? appetite gone in an instant, thin within a year, and it can't be much less healthy
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>>678088961
actually i suppose they do. thinking back to requiem for a dream, the woman is given speed to lose weight
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>>678089031
I hated that fucking movie so much.
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>>678089501
well then you sir are a pleb
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>>678089501
You'b got serious problems my friend. is serious
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>>678088954
hahahaha. would say somthing sublime but ... we are that sweet
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