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I know what causes you to develop meat curtain. Piss flaps. Arby's

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I know what causes you to develop meat curtain. Piss flaps. Arby's burguers. Whatever you name it. Did you notice how no underage girl has it? Just go to /candy/ at mchan and that is enough evidence.

The one thing that causes your meat curtains to grow, is having someone put their dick inside you, and take it all out, and put it back in, and repeat. Basically, having sex like you see in porn movies. The dick is literally pulling your inside labia outside every time it does that motion. Here is how you should have sex instead:

>1) The guy puts his dick all the way inside
>2) He only pulls his dick literally 1 inch out, and then puts back in
>3) Repeat

Not only you won't develop piss flaps when you do this, but you'll actually cum a lot faster. It's a lot more pleasurable for girls to have sex like this, instead of being fast grinded like in porn. There will be more pressure and contact with your clitoris as well, which is part of what makes you cum faster. For guys, this is great too. Girls won't get uglier overtime, and they get to cum before you finish.

Never, ever let a guy fuck you like in porn, unless you want to lose your child-like pussy.
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Where's your evidence? What's your science behind this? Speaking as a female with labia, I challenge your statement.
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>>678042579
>a female with labia
Tits, time stamp or gtfo
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>>678043230
This
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>>678042579
>>678042579
>>678042579
>>678042579
>>678042579
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>>678042579
>Rules are rules.
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>>678041940
Shit theory.
>"pulling your inside labia outside"
Go touch a pussy for once and rethink your post.
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>>678041940
The virgin is strong with this one.
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>>678041940
It's almost like you posted this 5 times before...
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>>678041940
are you autistic or did some one drop you on your head? that has got to be one of the top dumbest things i have read on the internet in a while. The fact that some idiots believe this is a disgrace to the human race and google.
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>>678044247
/thread
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>>678041940
I enjoy my bf when he grinds into me. Mostly for missionary with my legs around him hold him close. But he'll switch to longer strokes while he has my legs up by his head. With my legs closed tight it makes his girth more intense and makes him feel thicker, and for him it makes my pussy tighter around his cock. The only time he pounds into me is when we do doggie.
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>>678042579
one of the only cases where tits or gtfo matters
>Speaking as a female
tits or gtfo
or dont type that shit
>Where's your evidence?
>What's your science behind this?
>I challenge your statement.
^doesnt demand tits
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>>678044499
nice dubs nigga
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>>678044499
>>678044445
>>678042579
Tits or get the fuck offf!!!!
Cancer femanisms
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>>678041940

>Outties are objectively better than innies


I don't even have to back it up, it's the truth.
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>>678041940
wtf is mchan
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>>678045088
Hell no, innies with big lips trump a ham sandwich
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>>678045140
nice
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>>678045088
Agreed.
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Pussy lips are scar tissue. The harder the slut has been fucked, the bigger the lips. I mean, I'm not judging if you like used up cum dumpsters, but hey, that's just me.
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>>678044499
can I watch?
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what is mchan
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>>678045334

Maybe for a kissless virgin like yourself sure. Fucking requires some form of lubricant, and most innies I've fucked got dry after a while.
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>>678045477
WTF are they teaching in school these days?
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>>678041940
>Did you notice how no underage girl has it?
Nice try, officer.
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>>678045639
Chinese restaurant
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>>678045061
Girls have been using the internet since around 2008-ish. I'm afraid there will always be one or two on 4chan, not much can be done about it.
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>>678041940
Ree ROASTIES
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>>678045695
common core anatomy
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>>678045695
If you don't use lube during sex, your labia lips get "calloused" and "stretched out"
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>>678045639
Newfag Detected
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>>678045639
McHan is a fast-food Chinese chain. I thought they were everywhere. Where do you live?
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Why are you talking like there's grills on the interwebs.
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>>678045960
They are selling chine pizza dude.....That shit so gooooddd!!!!
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>>678045140
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Haven't you virgins heard, the vagina is a muscle it cannot be loose or scar up and develop lips from having sex.
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>>678045939
>forgetting about natural lubrication

lube? really?
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>>678045639
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>>678046278
Stop posting, anon, just lurk and cringe at the virgins.
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>>678046199
Her pussy looks like a faggots prolapsed anus.
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>>678041940

>virgin
>completely uninformed
>completely uninformed virgin
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>>678046410
>>678046278
I read enough science books so shut your snatch
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>>678046199

Would demolish, I am diamonds.
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>>678046164
Really? I've had Japanese pizza before - super-thin crust with toppings like broccoli and octopus or corn and mayonnaise.
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>>678046531

found the virgin
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>>678041940
The reason you don't see this on children is because is caused by hormones on people who have the genetic proclivity for this feature.

You can't cause it really though I've heard that child birth can make it worse for people who already have large inner labia.
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>>678046571
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>>678045939
>being this virgin
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>>678046733
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>>678046661
Would breastfeed/ 10
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>>678046638
Your vagina is obese. Don't lie to yourself.
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One thing is sure: every person is different. As to your allegations, every girl that likes to be taken pictures off is some kind of slut, and even in sluts you obviously see that there's different types of vagina. So your correlation is obviously false, proven by your own statements. Tips monocle.
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>>678045320
Newfag detected
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Does anyone volunteer to test OP's theory and find the answer once and for all?
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Hey virgin, stfu..ive had meat curtains since I was a child. Some women just have them, dumbass.
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This is now an outtie thread.

>Based labia minora
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I suggest that all femanons in this thread post their vagoos.
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>>678046199
looks like emmy rossum
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>>678044443
enjoying your first day here newfriend?
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>>678047162
for science
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>>678041940
You sound like a real life doctor
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>>678047217
Reminds me of my cousin
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>>678046737
>>678046638
Almost all top porn stars rather pronounced labia. Serious question...do you consider their lips small and extra small?
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>>678047097
It's a meme, ya dip. Now post vagoo with timestamp.
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>>678047097
My wife, who is sitting right here beside me, had them since she was a child as well, according to her. I took her virginity, and she had them then, so there goes the theory of sex makes them larger. And guys here wonder why they can't get laid...
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>>678041940
Hahahaha faggot. You don't even have an inch, go fuck yourself.
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>>678047307
>my cousin
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>>678042579
>As a blankity blank I think blopity bloo


Fuck Off pls
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>>678047097
lets see that beef you disgusting pig.
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>>678047367
for science
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>>678047485
Some faggot doesn't like being wrong, does he? Just because your hands don't have lips doesn't mean that women won't.
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>>678047664
>wouldflapflapflap/10
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<--- wow
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Op is not only a faggot, but a kissless virgin and a pedophile. Please remove yourself from the gene pool
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>>678047813
Laughed at this.
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>>678045320
this question must be answered; for science
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>>678046199
>>678046661
>>678047157
>>678047664
These are fucking disgusting

>>678046781
>>678047457
>>678047475
These are fantastic
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>>678047836
>>678047605
>>678047485
>>678047430
>>678047428

Ayyy lmfao
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Mine's in between
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>>678047185
>implying
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>>678047390
Same here, 12 years together. Same pussy from 16 to 28. She took miles and miles of cock. And my whole forearm. No damage.
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>>678047390
She sounds like a nice train
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>>678048193
>blooming flower

now post it.
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>>678048096
Says the virgin who's never seen one off of a computer screen.
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>>678047390
Your wife lied to you, shes been fucked by numerous men before and was a slut at brith.
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>>678047836
/thread
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>>678048279
>miles and miles of cock
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>>678048193
Please post vagina for science.
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>>678048317
Nah, she has the same tastes that we do... I get to be the lucky cock in her life... everyone else she messes with has a vagina.
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>>678048365
Your mom lied to you. She didn't miss with the coat hanger.
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>>678048672
All i can see is her lady moustache
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>>678041940
no no no, labial hypertrophy is a myth..
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>everyone is sending different messages
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>>678048684
That makes no sense you autistic shit
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>>678041940
THIS is what causes meat curtains:
https://youtu.be/PdsG3RBLcEs
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>>678049044

Neither does you running your dick-sucker. Maybe you should head on back over to 9gig and play with the other fuckless cucks.
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>>678048349
I've only had three sexual partners before my wife. While only one was this...
>>678048461
...light in the labia minora department, none of them crested into the aforementioned gross ones.

I'm sure if it was one of the two women in my life who I knew since I was kid who I have strong feelings for and I always wanted to fuck had large labias, I'd be fine with it. But if I was still fucking other women and I ran across one of these Arby's specials before I had strong feelings for her, I doubt I'd peruse a relationship.

That's just me man. We all have our things. I can't stand when hairlines start too far back and you get a big forehead. My brother-in-law can't stand small teeth. A good friend has a thing with girls whose interocular distance is too wide. Perhaps if you weren't such a cuck, you'd be more willing to accept that the people that have standards aren't all the neckbeards I'd imagine you think they are.
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>>678047217
Looks like a sock or something
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>>678049291
I've had plenty of both. I've seen major whores with innies, and virgins with outies. It's pretty random. I honestly prefer larger labia, as they GENERALLY hide a larger, more sensitive clit.
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sasha grey has an innie
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>>678047217
Looks like a god damned wax vagina.
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Its funny when all this females trying to hide the fact that they have been fucked a lot of times by other men and just wanna denie the fact while erasing all the evidence.

>but ayy lmfao
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>>678041940
>implying some of us don't like meat curtains
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>>678041940
You sir, are a fucking moron
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>>678041940
>The one thing that causes your meat curtains to grow, is having someone put their dick inside you, and take it all out, and put it back in, and repeat

and this is proof that a cock with a long foreskin is clearly that of a stud who's fucked hundreds, while someone with no foreskin is a virgin....

right?
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>>678049535
And that's all good, anon. And I've never considered the clit being perhaps more sensitive not unlike how the head of a penis is more sensitive in an uncircumcised penis.

I'm not saying I've a problem with those who've a penchant for the larger labia, it just simply isn't my thing. Just as I'm sure many folks find urophilia (pic related) disgusting, that's a-ok too; it's not for everyone. But it is my thing, just like less labia.
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The only people defending beefies are ones who's girlfriends/wives have beefies. and they promise them
> no bb i sware u are the onli person i ever had fuk with

Fucking retards believing what a woman says. The more cock she takes the beefier they get.
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>>678050029
virgin detected
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>>678050314
that's... an interesting one.
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>>678045658
>i cant please a woman

ok we get it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG9HLu0Vh7g
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>>678047097
All women saying "since childhood" are lying. I am a pediatric doctor at a large hospital and the labia minora/majora are stretched during sex/masturbation. You very well could have had them as children but only if molested/masturbating/raped before mature sexual age.

Any women who have large labia are more promiscuous and have stretched the skin beyond repair. That is why "Labioplasty" is a thing. Women can deny it all they want, this is true.

Also, the folds of skin gather sweat and odor, so by default a woman with "large labia" stinks more than one with closed labia.
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>>678050614
the rubbing/pulling/playing with your vagina as a child could also cause this, so it says they're horny as kids and touch themselves a lot, at the very least.
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>>678050029
Nothing wrong with that. We quite enjoy it, ourselves. To each their own, on the labia part. Having a preference based on personal experience is fine.

Having a preference based on a stupid myth is stupid. (Like only women who are whores have large labia...)
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>>678050314
perfect pussy/10
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>>678050614
>pedriatic doctor
O boi u a faggot in so many ways i cannot decribe how much. You make me almost pee in my pants.
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>>678050614
You are completely full of shit, anon. Sorry.
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All these anons crying "virgin detected!" when someone states they've a preference for a particular female body-type.

I get it, there are a number of neckbeards I'm sure that scoff at any female that isn't the realized, anthropomorphic anime yiff that fap off to. However, simply stating "I don't like large labia" hardly falls into that kind of unrealistic body image those neckbeards have.

That said, why are you anons to insecure?
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>>678041940
The girl I lost my virginity to had pretty big, dark pussy lips. She was also a virgin. It was tight as fuck and she bled a little. I've banged girls with "innies" and I didn't notice any real textural difference in vaginas. However, I like eating out girls with big lips. It's so much more fun.
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>>678050614
ALL WOMEN BTFO! SCREENSHOTTED!
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>>678050614
This guy is legit. Same from our hospital. I'm an RN and see it all the time.
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>>678050614
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>>678051074
had to do a double take on that one, looked like a ball sack for a moment.
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>>678050819
10/10
Yea those that subscribe to the theory that large labia = whores are assclowns.
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>>678051164
Or better yet ask this question: When people have a newborn baby girl, where are the "HUGE FLAPS" LOL!?

Sluts who fuck on the DOWNLOW BTFO!

"If she has flaps, she smells like crap!"
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>>678050581
dafuq did i just watch?
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>>678051282
Ok woman with large piss flaps...

You're a pig.
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>>678051105
This. Sucking on their lips feels nice to them, as well. (According to my wife, anyway...)
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>>678051432
you're sucking on bacteria, mold, sweat, and smegma from weeks of living int he cracks of the piss flap skin. think about how gross this is.
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OP is a bitch ass loli loving nigger. Flaps are normal you fucking virgin, get over it
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>>678051355
Fucking slam pig.
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>>678051002
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>>678051400
/b/ tards
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>>678051627
>what is showering?
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>>678041940
its from hormone ratios during puberty
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>>678041940
So I have to rabbit fuck her every time?

This doesn't seem right, I was fucking this 12 year old last week and she had horrible bulky and wide meat curtains..was terrible. Couldn't eat her out.
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i am a virgin and have large labia, i still live with my parents and cant get labioplasty because it isnt covered by my insurance and i dont have the cash for it, not only that, but itd be weird to ask my parents for money to make my vagoo look prettier, its not my fucking fault i was born with large lips, and im super self conscious about them
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>>678051002
>>678051713
can't unsee
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>>678051904
just do it yourself with a chainsaw.
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>>678051904
>make my vagoo look prettier

Actually there are plenty of guys out there who like larger labia. It's all in the eye of the beholder anon. Don't be to self conscious about it. The right guy won't care either way.
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It's the same thing for stretched earlobes. Maybe if you got some 12" circumference and your dick is in her literally hours out of the day, then MAYBE, but just like stretched ears, it'll return to its normal shape shortly after. come the fuck on, you virginal m80s
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>>678046571
I thought the thumbnail was a girl squatting on the crumbling twin towers
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>>678051904
Pussy is pussy. It all feels the same on the inside >>678051105
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>>678052314
>it'll return to its normal shape shortly after.
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>>678051627
Do you not take baths in your third world country, anon?
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>>678051713
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>>678051733
That fishy smell is bacteria, no matter how hard you scrub the odor doesn't go away, and deep down you know it, which is why you all have "Feminine sprays" and nasty shit like that.

>WHat is Discharge?
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>>678051904
Sucks for you, don't let them look at it and make sure you fuck in the dark, only one night stands...there's no chance at a relationship with a guy who isn't ugly as fuck for you. I've refused sex multiple times because of the curtains, and I straight up told em. They usually get angry rather than sad and defensive. Save up $3-$5k without insurance and do it yourself, in 6 months at a minimum wage job you could have yourself a new vag, but you won't do it because you're LAZY and UNMOTIVATED. Hence still living with parents.
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>>678041940
I dont get it...
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>>678049683
>implying only girls are in this
>implying your argument isn't dumb as shit
Fuck, you're stupid. I mean, Jesus, you sound like a 12 year old, not even considering the fucked up grammar and spelling.
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>>678052704
UNDERRATED POST!

THIS!
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>>678052704
dude im fucking 18 and not out of high school yet, suck my ass.
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>>678052547
again, literally hours out of the day, with 12" circumference.
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>>678052764
BUTTMAD FEMINIST PISSFLAPPER!
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>>678052715
straight up virgin detected.
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>>678049683

tell that to my sisters who had the meatiest flaps known to man, saw them multiple times as kids growing up and i thought was what cunts looked like until i saw a pretty one.

labia size, just like breast and dick size is 100% genetic.
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Wtf sex has nothing to do with it... You are born that way. I have always had them and if someone doesn't like it then they don't need to fuck me!
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>>678041940
This is a repost of mchan

is 4chan stealing mchan content now?

https://master

chan.org/b/thread/136925
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>>678052704
you're trying to hard to troll m8. 1/10 for making me reply to your shitpost. your post was so cringe worthy it belongs in the feminist boards of reddit.
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>>678052651
>no matter how hard you scrub the odor doesn't go away

Do you live in India? I bet you smell like shit yourself.
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>>678053152
another nasty piss flap person.
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>>678052187

yeah just like there are girls out there that prefer micro penises..
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>>678052704
>literal virgin detected
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>>678041940
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>>678052866
well add a year to the equation and whoever posted that will still be right you ugly vagood 18 year old that doesnt post tits
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>>678041940
>telling us to go to /candy/
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>>678053317
why dont young girls have nasty piss flaps then?

someone answer this. PROMISCUITY = FLAPPY LABIA!!!!
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>>678052866
did you get held back a couple of years ?
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>>678052704
People like you are the reason the word "fuckboi" exists.
And anyone who turns down pussy because of how it looks is completely missing the entire point of pussy.
YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN IT, FUCKHEAD, IT'S NOT AN ART EXHIBIT.
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>>678053308
Well considering I have dick and all... and have actually touched multiple women sexually. I think frankly you're just an idiot.
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>>678053561
Fuck off cuck
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>>678052927
Yeah, nah, you're a 12 year old cunt.
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>>678053561
You also eat it out real good, finger it while you fuck them, flip them over and eat that asshole... YOU AINT GETTIN NONE OF THAT WITH THAT GRANDE CHUPA HOMBRE
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>>678053565
>touched woman sexually
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>>678053557
no? dude im in my senior year, my birthday is march 1st, im graduating in may
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>Thinking pussy lips are caused by sex
It's genetics you idiots. It's fucking hilarious how stupid virgin men are
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>>678053561
ANy man who takes "whatever pussy he can get" like you are proposing is called a beta cuck.

Nasty pissflaps are just as bad as herpes.
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>>678053561
>not an art exhibit

Top kek
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>>678053647
Hot damn, that was articulate.
Do you even know what the word "cuck" means? Because if you do and you used it anyway, instead of literally any other word, that's even more fucking stupid.
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>>678053842
You really need to get out more. Your hands are going to get calloused.
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>>678053836
I've had sex with over 100 women.

The younger they were the tighter and less labia flap they had. The older, more mature they were, the flappier their pissflaps were.

Are you telling me it's genetics? GTFOH, everyone saying "MUH GENETICS" is just a feminazi shill with nasty stinky pissflaps.
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>>678041940
i know you're theory is false. i'm going to use two very specific examples, but bear in mind these are not the only two i could use, but for the sake of the all the
>TL;DR
fuckers i'll keep it short

dated a chick who was a massive slut, wonderful in bed. she had got around A LOT. she slept with every guy she knew, and stayed friends with them. yea, but was ok because at the time she was only fucking me. her pussy was gorgeous, innie all the way, was very ascetically pleasing.

dated very shy reserved chick who had only been with 4 dudes when we met (she was 27 at time) and she was great, very obviously clumsy in bed. she was very reserved and didn't like kinky shit. and her pussy had curtains, weren't bad or anything, but definitely there.

a pussy looks how it should look based on genetics. not on mileage.
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>>678053732
>Predicted your shit post before it even happened.
>Should of inb4'd
>forgot

Excuse me for trying to write a legible an understandable few sentences to get directly to my point. with minimum deviation from the original post. you're still a fucking idiot though.
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>>678054052
Masturbating to over 100 videos on mless doesn't count as sex. You're as full of shit as OP.
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>>678047813
made me laugh also
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>>678054024
I think you should look in the mirror then read your post again.

You're welcome beta cuckold.
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>>678054194
says the fuckless virgin to the married father of 2...
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>>678047605
>Beef
>Pig
Anon pls
>My sides
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>>678054069
All women saying "since childhood" are lying. I am a pediatric doctor at a large hospital and the labia minora/majora are stretched during sex/masturbation. You very well could have had them as children but only if molested/masturbating/raped before mature sexual age.

Any women who have large labia are more promiscuous and have stretched the skin beyond repair. That is why "Labioplasty" is a thing. Women can deny it all they want, this is true.

Also, the folds of skin gather sweat and odor, so by default a woman with "large labia" stinks more than one with closed labia..
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I'm more into innie lips, but I have a some kind of fetish for fluffy lips.
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>>678053842
I didnt say "sleep with nasty hoes" you mongoloid, I said don't judge pussy based on its looks. If it smells or is infected or some shit, that's different. And you knew that, you just didn't have anything better to comeback with, besides calling me a cuck, I guess, which is swiftly becoming 4chan's version of insulting someone's mom.
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>>678054167
I've fucked every one of those women in my mind / hand
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>>678054000
GTFO cucklord
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>>678054354
LOL your children will be cucked by niggers by the time you're old.
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>>67805354
Maybe because a pussy's definitive look develops when the girl develops? You're hilariously dumb
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>>678049602
>sasha grey has an innie
she is a famous virgin
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>>678054380
Citation needed.

name:
DOB:
Hospital you work at:
Post a picture of your hospital ID w/ time stamp.
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>>678041940
Lies. my virgin gf. (yes i know for %1000 fact shes a virgin before me) has meat curtains.
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>>678054114
Nice try virgin
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>>678054167
>what is being good looking?
>what is living in a large city?

100 is a low # actually. Most if not all women have over 500 easily. They'll lie and say 10 or whatever but remember, they always have secrets.
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My opinion is, if I'm very attracted to the girl, she's clean, she doesn't have an STD, then I really couldn't care less about a bit of extra skin. There sure are a lot of closet faggots these days. I didn't think a straight guy would be grossed out by a normal part of a vagina.
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>>678054380
nice pasta
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>>678047485
kekd.
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>>678054680
>hurhur let me prove on 4chan that I'm not a virgin.

let me do you a solid. prove I am a virgin. :) because you can just as easily prove I am a virgin, as I could disprove you.
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>>678054661
Nice b8 m8
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>>678054458
Alright, so you really don't know what that means.
Not sure why I expected any better from a fuckboi like you, but hey, we can't all be eloquent.
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>>678054661
She's lying to you!!!
Cuck moron.
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>>678054749
>Most if not all women have over 500 easily

oh boy.
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>>678050614
i know that doctor
she goes to my school
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>>678054778
Cuckfag detected
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>>678054995
All women saying "since childhood" are lying. I am a pediatric doctor at a large hospital and the labia minora/majora are stretched during sex/masturbation. You very well could have had them as children but only if molested/masturbating/raped before mature sexual age.

Any women who have large labia are more promiscuous and have stretched the skin beyond repair. That is why "Labioplasty" is a thing. Women can deny it all they want, this is true.

Also, the folds of skin gather sweat and odor, so by default a woman with "large labia" stinks more than one with closed labia.
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>>678054904
You is a cuck fagit
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>>678054660
>Citation needed
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>>678048054
Pedofag
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>>678054194

There a video of that?
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Who cares? Pussy is pussy. Does it really matter?
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>>678041940
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>>678054886
Fuck off fedora virgin
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>>678051820
kek
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>>678054505
Not everyone here is like your mom. If she'd have been a good whore and swallowed like your biological father paid her to do, this thread would be a lot less stupid.
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>>678054778
Don't worry anon, straight guys arent.
You'll notice that there is only one (maybe two) people saying otherwise. You can identify them by the smell of Bod cologne, and the fact that they are literally unable to post without using the word "cuck". And i do mean literally.
Im not even joking, just look at the posts.
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>>678045658
You cant even get her pussy wet is what you just told me
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>>678055279
Yes only your a cuck Niger with no standards
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>>678055381
Literal "your mom" jokes, proving how much of a cuck you are
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THIS POST IS SPECIFICALLY HERE TO TEACH THE 13 YEAR OLD CHILD WHAT CUCK MEANS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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>>678055412
Autist detected
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>>678041940
This is a pretty retarded copy-pasta.
I wonder if the original was from someone so stupid that they actually believed this drivel.
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>>678055175
Yeah, yeah, I heard. Got me good, that's for sure.
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>>678055592
your = belongs to you
you're = you are

I'll use them in a sentence: You're a faggot who lets your dad suck your dick.
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>>678041940
>no underage girls with meat curtains
pfft. i'm sure you would know, pedophile.
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>>678055716
describes you, fuckboi, to a tee.

Go get cucked by your wife and kids
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>>678055715
lol. If you go give your fag friends handjobs, does that mean you're cheating on yourself?
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>>678055928
I'm not married
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>>678055716
Back 2 tumblr cuck autist
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>>678055412
autism/10

fedorafag pls.
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>>678055815

they're taking it in their asses over there....
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>>678053546
>FLAPPY LABIA

sounds like a band on the bill at Lilith Fair
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>>678041940
Maximum b8 because good grief you cant be this stupid.
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>>678056080
topkek
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>>678045088
this. people who like innies just like that they look like testicles and male perinium. i.e. they're giant faggots.
not to mention how great meat curtains feel sliding around your dick. mmf
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>>678056098
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>>678055970
are you asking me for later on tonight when your neighbors come over?
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>>678055762
Backing off like a cukbitch
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>>678048096
i like how post-op trannies vaginas look like innies.
would not even fap to 0/10
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>>678055815
>literal autist literally
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>>678056214
literal woman detected.

sorry to tell you but innies are nicer, outies with pissflaps smell.

Go back to your dungeon little girl.
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>>678049291
>>678048096
Nice piss fetish, faggot.
I bet you believe women actually squirt.
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>>678056225
No, I was asking if you'd go away so I can put my dick in your mom's ass.
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>>678056073
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>>678056214
Post tits slut
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>>678055142
OP you are a closet pedo since you go on about childlike pussies. Know that
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ITT: virgins
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>>678056637
>pediatric
All women saying "since childhood" are lying. I am a pediatric doctor at a large hospital and the labia minora/majora are stretched during sex/masturbation. You very well could have had them as children but only if molested/masturbating/raped before mature sexual age.

Any women who have large labia are more promiscuous and have stretched the skin beyond repair. That is why "Labioplasty" is a thing. Women can deny it all they want, this is true.

Also, the folds of skin gather sweat and odor, so by default a woman with "large labia" stinks more than one with closed labia.
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>>678056725
>4chan not openly pedo
Gtfo cancer
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>>678045477
Another virgin fag detected.

Let me insert some logic into retard op's theory. First stop looking at cp you faggot. Second, all girls of prepubescent age don't have protruding labia simply because thier secondary sex traits havent fully kicked in.

I dont usually like to generalize like this but you honestly believe this guy or OPs theory, youre an idiot or a virgin or both.
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>>678041940
Its 100% genetics. Anyone dumb enough to think otherwise wont get either kind of girl.
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>>678056667
Suck my salty dick cuckfag
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>>678056831
I already called you a liar on this one. GTFO, faggot.
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>>678057043
This
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Am I the only one who finds "outie" pussies (aka the type on the left in OP's pic) far sexier?
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>>678052442
Same here.
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>>678057097
Probably a 12 year old who learned the word in the s/fur threads.
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>>678057097
>being these cancerous
Leave my 4chan redditfag
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>>678041940
aaaaaaa
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>>678057287
Not at all. I prefer them, by far.
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>>678057412
Furfag get out
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>>678056552
Skene's gland may indeed produce some ejaculate, but all of the large volumes of "squirt" is just pee.

source:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

Fin:
I've a pee fetish. So fucking what?
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how can i know if i am a virgin and never seen a pussy
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>>678057057
You just proved yourself gay.
>bbbut I didn't know you were a guy!
There are no girls on the internet.

>>678057097
Toll gemacht! (Slow clap)
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>>678057575
Are you a virgin?
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>>678050883
>>678050936
>>678051192
Cope.
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>>678056831
Lol nice try. If you were who you said you were youd know just how small a world it is. You wouldnt risk being doxed.

Labia majora swells from increased blood flow due to sexual excitement but the swelling goes down like any swelling. Labiaplasty exists to reduce the size of labia majora regardless of the amount of sexual partners. Ask me how I know and how i know youre lying. Go ahead.
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>>678052442
Dude, fucking me too.
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>>678057614
Cancer pls go
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>>678057657
does it count if i had sex with my hand multiple times?
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>>678057849
citation needed
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>>678041940
Jesus, what kind of schools do you have. The labia takes shale during puberty, much like how men's balls drop. The labia and testicles come from the exact same tissue. The size if your labia is directly linked to testosterone during puberty. Like dick size, there is no relation to sex. Girls with their hymen in tact can still have large beef curtain labia.

Please, go to your sex ed teacher and let that person know that they failed you.
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>>678057575

if two lesbians who scissor have 'lost their virginity'... are two dudes who dick hump still virgins?
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>>678057904
Does your hand have a vagina?
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>>678057849
>Ask me how I know and how i know youre lying. Go ahead.
mmm I am assuming you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night
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