>Be a 24 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either
>Feelsbadman.jpg
So how old are you virgins?
24 as well and not a virgin. It's been a few years though
>>678004334
Point of no return
It feels Goodman
>>678004334
Dont worry man, your time will come.
And even if it doesn´t it´s not big deal. Unless you make it a big deal.
21 only had sex once, paid for it too.
>>678004334
22 only had sex once or twice ( two times in one night)
>>678005908
>once or twice
??
>>678006083
yeah two times in one night dont know if counted as once or twice
I love how the "chart" says 16 is perfect, and at 17 you're almost too late.
The only acceptable age to lose your virginity is 17?
wat
>>678006223
twice :P
>>678006430
T R I G G E R E D!!!!!!!!!!
UNDERAGE FEG
This chart is bullshit, lost virginity at 24.
>>678004334
Why do you people not have sex? I swear it's not that hard.
A BIT OVER 2 YEARS LEFT TO WIZARDRY
almost 31, i didnt get any powers
>>678006430
Essentially you should lose your virginity in high school. The average age for men (at least in America) is 16. 17 is running out of time though; high school years go quick. If you don't fix ya shit by the time you're out of college then you're basically fucked, hence 20 being the point of no return (I'm rounding 22 down, so what).
>>678006766
how do you feel? I wanna turn back time and lose my virginity at age 16 or so I feel like Im missing something... maybe thats why I like younger girls, because I never hat the opportunity to do it at that age
Lost my virginity at 15, been with 16 girls since then and im 19 now.
Still depressed
>>678007141
nah, man. It's because girls are perfect at 16-20 and then they all go downhill.
You'll never be as atracted physically to a 40 year old as you are to a 20 year old. That tight, smooth skin, the pinkish pussy... all nicely shaven... i've gotta head to /gif/ mange
>>678007076
Highschool shouldnt be the age of Virginity loss, maybe moreso fingering/foreplay/learning how to please a woman.
Id say the prime age for virginity loss is 17-18.
>>678007141
Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.
>>678007621
>>678007076
I'd probably say 13-20, depending on the individual, cirCUMstanses, etc.
>>678007471
But you get laid
That is one thing less to worry about
>>678007681
Love it when you can see the lips from behind
>>678007621
I mean, you should do all of that too. If the dick gets wet though I don't see that as a downside.
>>678004334
It's okay anon I am 27 turning 28 still a virgin and just got my first gf and first kiss two weeks ago. Just stay strong and keep trying.
>>678007901
Nah man id say 2 stds and 3 close pregnancy calls gives me a lot more to worry about
>>678007076
Well my gf is currently 18.
I feel fine. I know I would have been a terrible lover at 16 or anytime before 22 because you're usually selfish and self-centered at those ages.
All this time solely enjoying myself, I grew to care only about pleasuring her so I get her off real nice and thats what works for me too.
>>678007930
Same. Unfortunately I can't find another like it. Enjoy this bonus instead.
>>678004334
35 years young
I gave up any hope of ever being happy over a decade ago. I've (grudgingly) accepted that i'm always going to be miserable until the day i die, which is hopefully sooner rather than later.
Try to convince me to achieve wizard status
>get a girlfriend
>going well
>hey maybe i should kiss, 6/10 best i could fucking get
>girl fucking says no
>oh ok
we broke up like 2 months later
>first day after breakup
>text from best friend
>"made out with your gf, faggot"
feels really fucking bad man. really, really bad.
>>678007575
UBER LOL dude yo don't know shit
>girls are perfect at 16-20 and then they all go downhill
still laughing out loud
>>678008422
>>678007681
thats actually kinda hot
>>678008181
That is just getting laid with bitches without protection aka went full retarded
>>678008837
>UBER LOL
>says he knows women
kek
>>678008837
i'm glad you feel that way
more for me
>>678009049
Dicks too big for regular condoms and the prescription ones feel like goat intestines.
After a while you just think fuck it
>>678004334
Was at the "point of no return".
Ended up meeting her the very next day and over the course of 2 months i took her virginity. I've lost count how many times i've had sex at this point. I never thought i'd say that last sentence honestly in my life. We're all gonna make it guys, don't give up.
My only regret is that i will always wonder what conjuring a fire tornado is like or the feeling of successfully summoning an atronach of pure arcane energy.
>>678008729
If my best friend sent me that I would kick his ass, that is so low its not funny. Definitely would not be my friend after that. Stop being so fucking beta sounds like the girl didn't even like you if she wouldn't kiss you.
>>678008729
>get a girlfriend
>not even kiss
>>678009229
>Dick too big for a condom
Kek
Also, enjoy your STDs and children
22 year old virgin. I've had oral sex, so idk if that counts. Never came though.
Stay optimistic /b/rothers
![avatarbig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jwpcDBk.jpg "avatarbig[1].jpg")
>be me
>drunk with friends and some dude, all 18-20 years old
>some dude asks how much sex we've had
>we assume he means how many different women
>"5"
>dude laughs and says he's had sex 12 times
>mfw he meant total number of times i've stuck dick in vagina
>mfw probably over 1000 times
>>678006223
>two times
>dont know if once or twice
>>678009229
>Dick too big for a condom
cool story bro
>>678004334
48 and counting.
happy to not have yet popped my cherry.
Do you guys feel like you haven't gotten any action in so long (if ever) that you watch porn that is pretty extreme or weird in order to get off, even though you have no interest in doing those things in real life?
>>678007930
it's a fucking cartoon.... :/
>>678010791
So is a picture of a woman? It's all pixels dude, quit discriminating and start appreciating!
>>678009229
>>678010504
Correction, condoms can be too tight.
If your dick is too thick a condom can force the blood out of your dick and make you go soft.
>>678011105
>can't keep an erection
must be mah dick brah its just too big
>>678010787
>porn that is pretty extreme or weird in order to get off, even though you have no interest in doing those things in real life?
sometimes. even though i get off of regular porn and my own fantasies (the second is usually better). i do feel pretty fucked up in the head afterwards though
>>678010787
Porn causes erectile dysfunction. Death grip is real and is suffering to cure.
I just got an ona-hole since it's fairly similar in terms of tightness when wet.
>any virgin femanons?
>>678011105
dude there are condoms wider than your fist, don't give me that bullshit (even you statement is legit)
>>678011484
Go buy a condom with a 4.5 inch girth when you're 5.3 inches around. Oh that's right you have a microdick.
>>678011675
then 4chan is...
THE ULTIMATE DYSFUNCTIONALIZER
>>678004334
>bought a hooker at 27 with backpage
>didn't even cum cuz fap so much
>an hour guys by and she kicks me out cuz I have no more moniez
>drive home
> got rash on dick From bad condom
32 now with gf and no condom sex. Feels good
I have a story:
>be 24 yo virgin
>fucked by a guy
>fuck a girl month later
Kinda cool feels about how I lost my virginity. But after that I had a sex only once (with a girl) and I'm 29.
20 had my neighbor not been so eager and gotten me wasted would still be a virgin. But I've had plenty of chances
23 and kissless virgin here.
I believe I'm good looking as many girls have hit on me over the years, but they are usually looking for the nearest exit within two minutes of talking with me. I have pretty bad social anxiety around girls I like and I also suspect that I probably have aspergers.
Sometimes it depresses me knowing about the pussy I could have gotten when I was younger if I was just a bit more normal. I might get a prostitute soon just to get it off my mind.
>>678011675
what is all this death grip bullcrap? i never ever do that. the only time death grip is required is when fapping for a 5th time in like 2 hours. and if you do that daily than fuck it, you're retarded
Lost mine at 14, only about a month away from loosing it at 13
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
26. I'm never going to make it because I am addicted to porn.
>>678012394
You seem to have forgotten where you are.
The average robot faps 5 times every hour using their tears and feels as both physical and emotional lube.
>>678004334
> lost my virginity at 23 to a girl who literally showed up unannounced my my doorstep and came inside and watched animu with me
> tfw she's actually very attractive and smart but also the asocial NEET I always wanted to be
> tfw it's already been a year
My wizard powers, denied!
Lost my virginity at 17, had sex a few other times after that.
I'm 19 now, and couldn't care less about getting laid.
I pretty much only have sex if I'm at a party because I refuse to pretend to care about some random bitch if I'm just trying to fuck.
To anyone who's in their 20's and a virgin, it really doesn't matter, our species is doing fine, you don't have to worry about repopulating.
>>678012360
so don't talk,
just play it cool
>>678012360
you can't suspect to have ass burgers moron. you're not even autistic. just socially fucked up for some reason. stop caring about what other people think and start drinking. don't make so much bog of a deal out of having sex, it's nothing too special. walk the dinosaur.
>>678004334
35 and feel like GOD!
I'm 25 and I've slept with 99 girls. Sex is overrated guys, you'll still feel empty after it.
>>678013246
playing the "strong, silent type" role actually has gotten me closer to success than trying to be outgoing and funny. but i'm still too damn nervous to pull the trigger. just gotta push through it I guess, fuck it
>>678004334
18, but I'll be a virgin forever. It could be worse, to be honest.
>>678004334
point of no return....yet i feel like the wizard
>>678004334
>25
>made out with 6 different girls, more than 20 times overall
>closest to sex, sucked on a titie and fingered a girl (same girl)
i don't feel like a virgin for a while now. i don't even care when will it happen. i know it won't change anything, like kissing/making out didn't. never cared that much about girls anyway, never went HNNNNGH or had swollen/blue balls. i just don't get what's all the fuss about.
>>678004334
How do you get that far in life and not get laid? Are you saving yourself for marriage or some bullshit like that?
>>678015102
Some people are just that ugly, myself included.
>>678015102
If you're shy and/or socially awkward, it is very easy to remain a virgin well into your 20's.
>>678015102
I would rate myself 4/10 or maybe 5. Also I'm terrible at talking to girls, my only interest is videogames. I have never attempted to flirt because I don't know what to say.
Lost mine at 16 sorry
Was drunk and a sober chick slobbed the diddly. We made out for hours before. Only sexual thing I've done. Was 18 then, turning 22 on 4/20 now.
Either I'm just sad, or I'm non-sexual. Sex or relationships rarely bother me.
>>678015623
>4-5/10
Lucky you, bastard.
>>678015102
>>678015274
it's not that simple. there's many reasons. like, you're 5 or more years less mature than your age. or you have much less desire for sex than most people and so you don't try much but enjoy other things in life. or you're not very social and find it hard to meet new people. the list goes on...
>>678015623
>get /fit/
>take a shower
>limit the videos game
>get a nice hair cut
>talk to people
>>678004334
No virgin, but OP....
Just make the move, chicks want dude with BALLS
>>678015102
I don't particularly enjoy masturbation or intimacy so I havn't exacly had much incentive to put the effort in.
Honestly I'd rather just get married some day and do it then.
>>678016045
>get /fit/
not a /fit/ fag, but getting fit actually improves one's life on so many levels. here's one nice inspirational quote, not only fit related
>tfw you're a 24 year old virgin and when asked by work colleagues if you've lost your virgnity you lie and say you've already lost it.
>>678016045
>take a shower
sounds like some hippie faggot advice to me.
>shower
really?
>>678004334
Lost it about 6 months from my 21st so I defy shitty graphics. Unless me being sexually active with a woman but not actually entering somehow counts as a loophole then 16
>>678004334
Are you me?
>>678016575
>shitty graphics
/thread
>>678016575
wtf are you talking about? nigger that wasn't even a complete thought.
>>678016740
I've never been /threaded
Thanks for popping my cherry
>>678012973
that's just sad
>>678016481
I made the mistake of admitting to my coworkers that I was a virgin a few years back. I was only 18 at the time though. They weren't total assholes about it or anything but I occasionally got teased a bit.
For any virgins out there, NEVER tell people you're a virgin if you're out of high school. There's just too much social stigma. Act like you've been laid at least once or twice.
>>678017174
Is it as sad as fapping 21 times in one day?
>>678017333
trips of truth
22. I don't care about sex
>>678017498
no, that's fine if you stretch it over 24 hours, then that's less than once an hour
>>678017333
Checked triple trips of truth never lie
>>678017698
Within like 6 hours couldn't continue cuz it started to bleed
>16
>lost our virginities to eachother
tfw you did it right
>>678007621
>please a woman
topkek, thats why you dont get laid
I lost my virginity at 24. I'm 25 now and I've hooked up with 4 other girls in a little over a year. There's still hope.
I've kissed and molested girl before, i am daijobu right guys?
>>678018227
Lost mine to my poly amorous friends girlfriend probably through pity
>>678017954
>21 in 6 hours
>bleed
dude you can't be real
>>678018511 I was 19 no lube
>>678018381
I love success stories like this. It really is never too late
>>678007621
This seems to be the standard average age.
Though I do know people that lost their virginity at 12/13. I worked with a guy who you would never suspect of being a virgin, and he lost it with one of the FOH girls at the age of 22...
I lost mine my first year of college at 18.
Lol at you fegs, 19 years young and fuck my 17 y.o tight of like 4 times a week, I never had pussy till one drunken night in 2014 now I've got a qt3.14 that loves the dick
19year old here dont have problem whit getting to know girls just bad luck i guess. Most of the time i talk to girls first 2 min go fine but then they go whit some fucking chad thundercock at the end of the night.
>>678009315
Anyone can get laid if they put their mind to it, it isn't hard.
Finding something worth holding onto though? That isn't ever easy...
>>678019041
Enjoy your statutory rape charges. RIP.
>>678019258
Lol like nowhere is that true
>>678019258
Dummy doesn't understand age of consent, try harder re re
>>678004334
I am a fucking hot spanish blue eyed with dark wavey hair and I have shagged 89 women. Now I have a qt 18 years old gf and I am happy as fuck. Better luck in the next roll.
I am 22 btw
>>678019515
wtf you doing here John?
>>678019515
How big is your dick?
>>678019515
Fucking Chads get out.
>>678010641
Sensei! If you're still around, how's life treating you?
>>678004334
28.
what happens at 30?
>>678017333
I told my coworkers and they dont care, I wouldn't lie about being a virgin that is just kind of beta.
maybe your coworkers are dicks or maybe you just fit the virgin bill a tad too much.
>>678019941
Nobody knows.
>>678019941
Dick turns inside out
>>678011484
>>678011791
>>678010504
I used an NYC brand condom 2 days ago, Literally a struggle to get halfway down my dick. 30 seconds into entering, my dick started dying on me. Fuck that Jew state brand shit, I sincerely hope not everyone in new york has pencil dicks. Pic related, I remember it being lighter blue but maybe there is one specifically for colleges?
>>678004334
Lost my virginity at 16, lead a perfectly normal life until my cunt of a mother decided to move half way across the country to take care of my dying grandpa and take me with her.
Now all I do is sit and play games and try to deal with my crippling depression.
It's not always others, it's not always you. But what you can do is make sure you stay proactive and happy. Nothing can stop you then.
>>678004334
>Be 22
>Fucked like 13 girls (stopped counting after 10)
>got 17yo extremely hot gf
>about to fuck the shit out of her
>>678004334
wtf? how? you literally have to try hard to get to 24 and still be virgin
>>678004334
Lost mine when I was 28, I made the mistake of making it a big deal and wasted most of my twenties.
I'm 33 now and still with the same lady with two kids and recently purchased my second home.
>>678019938
Well, I guess.
Once 28-30, one stops obsessing with loosing virginity
>>678020584
Not at all. It's pretty easy to be a virgin in your 20's if you are any of the following:
-ugly
-shy
-weird
23 y/o virgin. Gonna 24 later this year.
feelsbad.jpg
>>678013550
what you're missing and what everyone in this thread are craving is not sex, but love
>>678019941
yo go 404
>>678021012
Did you ever have any girlfriend or any close encounters?
>>678019684
I am Julio. Descendent from normands from my father, and from my mothers family my great great parent was a castellan chad two meters tall with good teeth who shagged the fattie daughter of a middle class noblemen.
>>678019782
Not that really big, 18 cm from the tip to the top. Average but 6cm of wide.
It is not the dick. You only have to be yourself. But you should also try that yourself is a social , funny, smart , cultured, humble , respectfull , tough and with ambitions and strong will guy. Also 90 % is what comes out of your mouth >>678019800
I am not a chad. Dubs speak truth, but I spend my time studying, working , reading and drinking in the bars. A few weeks ago I bought borderlands 1.5 and msg5 after million years only playing chess. 1980 ELO btw.
When I reach 30, I wonder whether to specialise in pyromancy or necormancy
>>678022002
>gr-gr-gr-parent was a chad
>he claims not to be a chad
>>678004334
I'll be 25 in a week or so. I've gone beyond the point of caring anymore. Sex seems less and less appealing to me, and I only ever hear guys talking about how it isn't that great, etc.
Love is a lie, anons. Avoid at all costs.
>>678006790
Socially awkward
>>678022491
Pyromancy: Forbidden Sun was one of the best spells in DSII. I hope it come back in DSIII
>>678011791
holy shit u potato
I can get a a condom right now put it on my dick and prove you wrong a too small condom really is fucking annoying and will not allow you to have safe sex
>>678022002
this guy actually gets it.
>But you should also try that yourself is a social , funny, smart , cultured, humble , respectfull , tough and with ambitions and strong will guy.
so much this
>>678004334
21, main is on Argent Dawn
>>678004334
I was a 23-year-old virgin until 2 weeks ago. I met a girl a few months before and we got together like 3 weeks ago. Cheer up man, and don't lose hope. You're only 1 year older than me, maybe one day it'll be your turn.
>>678010641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfJSflf57eI&nohtml5=False
>>678006790
Only "women" I can probably manage to pull are hambeasts, and in all honesty, I'd rather not bother. Also, I'm someone who likes a LOT of "me" time.
>>678004334
After around 4-5 fail attempts with different women from 17-23 (loosing erections mostly or pussying out) I officially came inside a woman at the age of 23. feelsbadman
>>678022624
Majoring at college. Worked to pay my studies. I will open a editorial with a friend in a week working as edithor. Probably chewed more street that the average pepe user, living the opposite if the neet life and currently discussing with you on your mother language.
Not a chad pepperoni
>>678023625
It is the only fucking way
