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same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_2auPMf1mI
Whoever is posting porn should kill themselves.
>>677989120
same applies for everyone who is circlejerking/avatarfagging
but then there'd be nobody left lol
throw away the garbage pail, get a brand new garbage pail
>>677988717
>>677986994
>>677989120
Did porn hurt you when you were a child? Why hate it, you should be grateful instead
gonna post porn so i can kill myself
>>677988717
its called the harkness test.
it also mentions bodylanguage as a dangerous but acceptable way of communication .
o hi dom
>>677989120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOJk0HW_hJw
>>677989521
hello kissu
>>677989715
sup
Suicide by porn
no
>>677989811
considering causing myself grievous bodily injury over seeking employment
DO NOT LET NEFEL TRICK YOU THAT IS NOT ME
>>677990040
you shouldn't do that.
>>677990008
doesn't sound too bad
>>677990118
there is no alternative. emotionally crushing employment is what is expected of me.
>>677989711
Alright
>>677990104
It's obvious who is who, you faker.
>>677990193
Move to the middle of nowhere and live in a cabin.
>>677990227
>>677990279
i am romantically engaged.
>>677990279
Dom will not be fooled, he knows who the true kiss is
>>677990401
Bring him too then, that is the point of living in the middle of nowhere!
>>677990416
Lets ask him
>>677990401
Dom who is the real kiss
>>677990008
sign me right the fuck up
It is clearly me
choose me
>>677990380
Hm?
pleading the fifth or whatever
>>677990457
he has a
>>677990654
Nonsense, pretender.
>>677990574
>>677990178
You basically post consume porn until you die, all there is to it.
>>677990717
That is life in a capitalist society.
Do you not want white picket fences and a 9 to 5 job?
>>677990735
stop pretending fake-shot
>>677990681
f-forget i said anything..
VAPOREON IS SHIT TIER EEVEE
>>677990889
and with this intel about how the super rich have been avoiding immense taxation for decades, i feel less than zero inclination to try to improve myself or my financial standing. the salt of the earth crushed into subatomic powder.
>>677991076
Stop dom, you must pick yourself up by the bootstraps! Work hard to become a ceo job creator.
>>677989677
Cute fox friendo
>>677991058
*waterdog
>>677991183
this is where the self-inflicted grievous bodily harm comes in.
Dom stop avoiding the issue, you must choose me as truekiss
>>677991301
SHIT TIER EEVEE
SHIT TIER EEVEE
SHIT TIER EEVEE
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1
sup kiss?
>>677991058
I won't
>>677991316
Do you mean bodily harm in a 'going to work' sense then?
>>677991437
Playing with pretenders.
question ?
what is wrong with actual animals ?
why making them up first/giving them anthro look ?
i did not even know kiss posted vaporeon honestly
>>677991527
no, that's more emotionally harmful than physically, in my case.
>>677991527
Hm, I see.
>>677991568
Because reasons.
>>677991437
that meme gives me cancer
>>677991688
I have 5k vaporeons in my folder
>>677991499
Well...shit.
Is this the furry cartel headquarters?
>>677991747
some might classify that as too many vaporeons
>>677991747
But.. Kira.
>>677991839
No such thing, fishdog is the best
>>677991747
leave, faker
>>677991890
HIS NAME IS WATERDOG
>>677991831
Yes. State your business.
>>677991890
would probably smooch
>>677991831
nothing else i suppose would deserve being called as such, isn't that something
dom stop talking to the fake kiss
Fine! I will leave!
>>677991839
>some
*looks into my folder*
*19 images*
>>677992299
ok bye
Vaporeon is also pretty qt
>>677992041
I would like to start dealing drugs out of a fursuit.
i will just play video games instead then, cya
>>677992299
Nice get.
>>677992299
also I sent mincheeto the vaporeon folder did he give it to you
>>677991810
i dont get this furry thing.
i mean, i am like really into dogs, but this is just strange to me.
this whole concept of drawn anthropomorphic animals having sex is weird.
>>677992438
Now, you can have a fursuit and also wear one, but drugs are no joke. And also, we don't want the police to close this place down.
>>677992496
I don't remember
>>677992705
>>677992777
you're whacked. can't you picture for just 2 seconds how much better sex would be with a gigantic snout to stuff inside things? why do you think dogs sniff each other's butts even with their sense heightened 10,000x? it evidently can't smell the slightest bit bad
>>677992862
I thought the furry cartel was known for dealing anthropomorphic animal shaped ecstasy pills.
>>677993172
Can I tell you a secret, boy?
The porn itself is ecstasy.
But I never told you that.
>>677992883
>>677993135
i know how sex with a fuzzy fellow feels and you are right: a clean and healthy dog does not smell bad at all.
i just dont get this furry stuff
>>677993511
I bet you do.
>>677994989
was literally just about to umbp
>>677993755
is it just an excuse for people who can not accept their "wild side" ?
>>677995284
a what
>>677995335
like in: i would really like to fuck a dog, but since being zoophil is ewww and zooporn might be animal abuse. i will fap to the pictures of drawn anthros instead
>>677995161
>>677995658
The furry community is a mixed bag of fetishes.
>>677995773
>>677995658
my friend it seems you have an angel to thank
so many people are in these straits and can't help but self-rape because they do not know any better, as we are far beyond what you might call being raised incorrectly. Read the book of Enoch and do yourself a favor by committing to memory that the very fact that the things we were "taught" are the complete incongruity of what you know to be an "angel". it calls these beings angels... why?
furys are the cancer killing b
>>677996016
>>677996273
Avatarfags are worse
>>677996293
>>677996460
but it is the furred kind which are doing the kill on b
damn i hate those avatars
I am streaming Legend League
>>677996769
Das racist.
always ruining my porn threads
like do they get that we can't fap to their stupid pictures?
>>677997049
let me join
>>677997504
I don't care if the avatars talk, they just need to be posting porn! These threads are for PORN!!!!!!!!!!
>>677997648
thats my fetish, i actually fucked a dead cat once or twice.
would never do that to a cat thats still alive, since that would be some crazy abuse and i like animals.
>>677997915
>>677997915
would you ever fuck a dead humane?
>>677997720
i am.
>>677998122
no, dead animals(not humans) are my fetish
also fucking dead cats is legal, dead humans not.
>>677998122
Dude be careful, he might be dead himself you just can't know when someone might take offense these days
>>677998491
>>677998491
>>677998455
You're not fucking dead animals.
>>677998555
>>677998618
powerleveling a new character in the division so i can stop at 14 and rek people in the dark zone
>>677998536
Oh shucks man you're totally right, I wasn't thinking. I remember seeing a post on tumblr about a dead girl who committed suicide from being triggered by other dead things.
>>677998762
>>677998762
hi lumon
>>677998819
>>677998819
>>677998925
hi demby
>no hi for me
>>677998536
i am not one of those crazy tumblerinas.
i have a fetish and thats ok, but im not going to start a deadkin movement or protesting for necrozoo acceptance.
>>677998716
not all the time, but it happens occasionally.
maybe once or twice every year.
(fuckable ones are hard to get since i would never kill them)
You didn't say hi to anybody
>>677999038
how is your belly today
>>677998455
I can't keep myself from remarking what you're doing would be made out as "criminally insane" thereby constituting illegality
Hi eisen
always say hi to me
hi kissy
HEY
>>677999238
I refuse to take you seriously.
>>677999159
shh i'm sleeping
>>677999310
Perky and ready for action.
HEY
HEY
>>677999615
What kind of action does your belly see?
>>677999615
you shh
HEY.
>>677999737
None, but it's always ready.
>>677999761
no
>>677999953
yes
hey~
>>677999320
not in my country, but i would rather not be caught, because i dont want the be and outcast of your society.
>>677999553
this is the reaction i get from most people, because its such a rare fetish.
that's a very cute picture demos
>>677999953
I figured you would have some way of keeping your tummy happy since you ARE the belly inspector.
it's perfect
and all of my pictures are cute what are you talking about
k
>>678000136
You aren't fucking them.
>>678000119
i can't hear you i'm asleep
>>678000317
I specialize in other people's bellies.
Don't give me the "k" I did nothing wrong
I know
I'm getting a choromatsu sweatshirt soon becuase best matsu
how is life treating you today eiseykins
>>678000658
why don't you love yourself lumon
why
I want oooooooooooone
>best
bbllleeeaaatttt
It's nice to get through an entire day without napping
>>678000542
is it that hard to believe ?
i actually prefer bigger animals(like deer or dogs), but unlike cats they are quite rare and not as easy to obtain would love to get my hands on a bigger cat, but that is most likely t nevergoing to happen.
>>678001239
Just stop.
Am I the only one having legit deja vu right now
I usually take my naps after all my classes for like two hours around 6 or 7
>>678001370
how so?
>>678001370
It's a brain tumor.
you don't get deja vu until eisen posts fry
>>678001359
post butt.
I always ruin my sleep schedule with naps, naps are the devil.
>>678001359
i am surely not the only roadkillfucker on /b/
>>677989120
kill yourself you worthless faggot.
How about now
I don't really plan my naps, I just pass out or curl up in my chair
>>678001690
>choromatsu
>best
>>678000926
I'm saving it for someone special.
yea they do kinda fuck up my bedtime, since usually if i nap I can't really fall asleep until like 3 in the morning
>>678001660
Why does such a hot guy have to do such weird stuff?
if you don't think choromatsu is best, you should most likely just suicide now.
>tfw eisen will never curl up and take a nap with you
>choromatsu
>aka SHITmatsu
>anything but the worst
>>678001660
Quit it faker.
>>678001628
Never.
>>678001774
That's okay you don't have to, I don't want it.
>>678001888 (checked)
choro and oso are like
the same level of shit though
i always TELL you to COME OVER but you're like "muh money"
>>678001826
its most likely photoshopped, there is a whole series of them.
we disscussed them on the necrozooboard.
