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>>677976378
>Uganda PD: Watermelon Dispensing Unit
>>677976378
>>677976378
> not duplicate
>>677977550
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
>>677977550
I came
>>677977461
>>677977550
my dick couldnt handle the combo
u fags can't even find waldo
>>677977768
>amdenny
some OC
>>677977938
found in 10 seconds
>>677977938
tldr
>>677978133
Your loss.
>>677978211
Obviously fake, but still really cool. Sauce?
>>677977938
top kek at the 3 amerifats on electric scooters 10/11
>>677978676
pornstar name?
>>677977938
baby stroller at please cosplay us
>>677977550
OCD at work
>>677976897
>y u do dis
>>677977511
clever snek
>>677978211
yas yas SAUCE! plz!
>>677976378
Idi Amin's Portashitter on the right
>>677976784
*Aluminium
niggers
>>677979865
plz dont start
So hot
>>677977750
>>677980194
some people...
>>677980194
no, please
>>677977550
not perfect it's annoying me
>>677977938
Lold at stormtroopers walking the Leias
>>677976482
I should have chosen a career path where I roam the oceans.
>>677980355
KEK
>>677979865
It's actually aluminum. Aluminium sounds retarded
>>677980365
how about this?
Four
>>677979084
>tfw that machine goes against a car with an engine and gets rekt.
>>677980448
wont you feel isolated?
>>677977938
Favorite post yet on this thread.
>>677977726
This fucking cunt.
>>677977550
YTOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANNOYING IT WOULD BE TO BEND ALL OF THAT HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>677978211
looks like a demon trying to make its way out
>>677980480
It's aluminum in the US and aluminium in the UK.
To be honest, if one sounds retarded then it should be the US version because compared to the UK version, it sounds like you were too retatded to pronounce the word properly.
>>677977550
Low electrical codes detected.
Lack of understanding as to what causes electrical fires detected.
OCD as fuck, but dumb as fuck detected.
>>677980448
You sure about that?
>>677980480
It's actually Aluminium if you speak English please do it right.
>>677977750
asians . . . dumb as fuck with simple "technology"
can't see shit through them slanty eyes
>>677977715
reminds me of dis
>>677978846
come on al that spoon is way too big for that pot.. you could have used a bigger pot and maybe have some sauce in that pan or some stock goddamn al
>>677978846
Not bad, I didn't expect that.
>>677981042
kok
>>677980891
unskilled basement dwelling neckbeard detected
>>677979508
There's few things I hate more than this woman.
>>677978676
Danny is a fucking god!!
>>677980850
It's wire, not conduit.
>>677980769
my anus was clenched watching this
>>677979685
Oh my god. Not at all.
>>677981064
cool
>>677979685
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>677981330
HEY Y'ALL THIS IS GLOZEL IS U AN ELEPHANT, IS U A FOG HORN COZ I WANT SOME EMPATHY?
>>677979723
Worst burglar ever.
>>677981421
here we go , bravo anon
8026588
>>677978382
>held blueprints upside down
>get corrected by underling
>ignore him because I'm the boss and cannot show weakness
>another job well done
>>677981465
>>677981475
It's from the official MSI youtube channel, so... YEEEEEEEEESS?
>>677979919
the true hero of sweden
>>677980254
hawt
>>677979259
He couldn't slightly turn the bike to the left when he noticed the car lurching ahead? Or slow down even? Idiot
What the
>>677979791
This has changed me.
>>677978382
>>677981582
http://www.invessaconstruction.pl/ogrzewanie/
>>677980882
American pronunciation vs. British pronunciation:
A:Australia
B:Australier
A:Canada
B:Canader
A:Qatar
B:Qatah
>>677980910
>Normally the crew gets treated to icecream and other goodies on those days, not because of sorrow, but because they've got to clear out the cold provisions to make room for a body bag.
God damn. The rest of that stuff already sounds terrible, but that's what really got me.
>>677981864
At first I thought that was some guy's giant nut
Then I realised it's a head
>>677980769
surprise: a banana peel on the last one
>>677981864
impressive
>>677981471
applied science tiem?
>>677982071
Sure!
>>677976378
that's smart as shit
got a nigger running from the police on the highway?
has he already rammed his way through 6 roadblocks? fear not! the uganda police cement mixer is here to help! dumping shit tons of concrete on the tarmac, no way hes getting away now
>>677982071
That fucking hand at the end
>>677977938
*wally
>>677980910
Yes. Friend of mine is working on a container ship. Pays out nicely, good opportunities of getting promoted and there's a whole load of unbelievable crap going on. Crew-for-rent Filipinos are fucking crazy man, hilarious what they're doing.
I can't confirm the isolation thing. It's only like that when your crew sucks and oh well, 6 months with assholes, so what? Work is hard and honest.
Also I don't care about suicides, I've seen plenty of people dead throughout my life, it doesn't really bother me.
>>677981973
It reminds me of pre-filling out a casualty ID card when I was in the Army. Somehow, the practical aspect of dealing with a dead body really drives home your mortality.
>>677982053
>>677981628
I don't believe you.
>>677978364
some fag posted this yesterday without the filename
I get it now
>>677980823
haha for real?
>>677981949
American pronunciation vs. British pronunciation:
A: Austraeilia
B: Australia
A: Cianada
B: Canada
A: Qataor
B: Qatar
I hop over the pond frequently.
>>677982531
>Also I don't care about suicides, I've seen plenty of people dead throughout my life, it doesn't really bother me.
I think the point is that you might end up one of those suicides.
>>677976378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwriDukq1rY
>>677977938
Oh the nostalgia hurts
>>677982898
why did she think it was a good idea? kek
>>677982694
>>677982857
what a fag...
>>677982884
german political officials have to be careful about how they express national pride
>>677982709
Nice. Acoustic Levitation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk30uqUBEcs
>>677977550
i am an electrical engineer in germany,not sure if this is legal in ameriland but here in europe youd get a fine to install like this.
One main reason is that high and low voltage have to be serperated at least a few centimeter
>>677983155
No, they really don't. They just CHOOSE to be fucking idiots about it.
>>677983034
Because it was.
>>677982946
That went over my head. Well, no, I don't think so, I'm quite a mentally stable fellow.
>>677982946
>>677982531
My point is that the first time someone is out there... well, there is no way of knowing how people react to isolation. If you've ever read various Antarctica stories about people "getting toasty" you'll know what I mean.
>>677980194
but why?
>>677976378
>>677983436
Perhaps before youre months out at sea you are.
>>677977550
This part makes me angry
>>677983537
Subtle.
>>677983436
>I'm quite a mentally stable fellow
It went over your head a second time. Those "suicides" when people disappeared may have actually been murders. There is no way to know.
It doesn't have to be you that goes stir crazy.
>>677983172
nice
>>677981471
How?
>>677983453
It's just that isolation is not accurate. You're on there with some 100 other dudes plus you're basically working all day. There's no real time to feel lonely, or so I'm told.
>>677983194
>high and low voltage
>residential looking breaker panel
Pick one Mr. Engineer.
>>677983222
Moar.
>>677983639
Wat. It's still in perfect symmetrie, it just basically changes from 2 to three dimensions.
>>677983757
At first I thought the webm was gonna be the one that blew up shortly after launch
>>677983837
Lonely maybe not, but you can still feel isolated
>>677983757
>It went over your head a second time.
I'm retarded.
Yeah well, I'm still not really concerned. I simply don't see why I would be affected. I will not kill myself and I can defend myself, plus I'm usually cool with most people, so I think not choosing a career path because you fear people is not something for me.
>>677981260
LIEK A GLOVE
>>677979685
oh shit please no...
>>677978846
Fire is raging on the battlefield
While Arwald is fighting the war of the kings
>>677983819
I can only guess, but maybe temperature difference? Maybe the gas (air) insiden is warm and the fluid that is presumably being filled into it isn't, thus cooling off the gas and causing it to collapse under the relative pressure of the outside. Kind of what happens when you empty a plastic bottle at work and take it outside when it's cold.
>>677983091
i HAVE SEEN THIS SOMEWHERE probably from viet friends post you can find simmilar stuff
>>677980859
is that the older version of the guy in the computer room?
>>677978846
The real magic is the pair of sunglasses at the end.
>>677984378
kek
>>677984524
dis guy
>>677983537
lol nice.
>>677983837
Isolation is accurate. Keeping busy can keep those feelings away, but isolation doesn't mean simply being alone. It is about feeling disconnected. There are plenty of people that, in a large city, feel alone. And, by contrast, there are astronauts living in LEO where they cannot go outside, and even though their linear distance to earth is short, they are really far away when it comes to travel. No one can come to help, and if anything goes seriously wrong, death is a very strong possibility.
Yet, they are not isolated. By being in constant contact with the ground, by having experiments to do that came from other people and countries, and by observing earth (even just looking at the lights on the night side), they feel connected.
Antarctica is different in that staying in contact during the winter months is very difficult, and the mental challenges are on par with space, but can last longer (since astronaut stays are often shorter, and overlap).
There is also the effect of not seeing any other signs of humans. In Antarctica, if the data connections were lost for a week, you could be convinced that a zombie apocalypse or some other catastrophe has happened. In space, you can see the lights and know people are down there.
Isolation is really more about feelings than anything else.
>>677980823
Amerifags, beware, this is what happens when you elect a woman to lead your nation. Everything, and I mean everything, gets completely fucked up.
Women are simply not leaders. They are not genetically built that way in any regard. Hormones are a serious problem, especially in an older female.
>>677977726
you post such pictures when it hits you that you know nothing and haven´t even fucked Ygritte.
>>677984796
>Somewhere right now a black woman is being triggered
>>677985016
She's so perfect.
>doing this makes it less stale brah
This >>677980882
Like most britfag speak, sounds retardardarded as fuck. Dem fuckin snaggleteeth get all up in dem werdz.
>>677984825
This is pretty fucking complicated.
>>677981807
welcome to 4chain
>>677978162
>tfw neighbor's doge poop
>>677984010
Not at that quality and resolution. The Challenger was in 1986, the video quality would be nowhere near. Have a video of a major launch anomaly of an unmanned Russian Proton M.
>>677984133
>I think not choosing a career path...
Sorry, I wasn't trying to dissuade you. It's just that, sometimes, people have a very rosy view of some jobs without really understanding what it can be like.
>>677985312
The fuck
>>677977263
> Panhandling
>>677983091
Smoooth
>>677985511
>buying (a) pot
>>677984966
Fine, I can see how people might feel isolated on a container ship, but I'm not exactly convinced that it's a big possibility for someone without mental health issues. Even historically humans lived in small collectives, life constantly at risk, no chance for help when out hunting and so on and so forth. It seems as quite a normal scenario for me, except for the water aspect, because we certainly weren't made to live on the water, but if that's no problem, and for me it isn't, then I'd say there's nothing to fear.
>>677983091
>tfw no asian gf
>>677985327
Damn that fireball. Still I'm sure that was an american one sometime in the 2000:s. Am I really way off about that?
>>677983819
See >>677984403
You are correct. The air and water vapor inside was originally hot because it had just been steam cleaned, and the vent caps were closed before it cooled (on purpose, that was a safety demonstration using an old car).
>>677984598
>drink her breast milk
>gain special powers/get cancer
I'd be down. Have a better flashlight.
>>677979084
>>677976378
A cement mixer would make a nice apc
>>677981628
>>677985018
FUCK OFF SHITLORD WOMEN CAN DO ANYTHING MEN CAN DO
>>677985743
I looked it up, seems i am wrong. My memory fucked up there it seems
>>677983757
Fucking science, I love the motherfucker
>>677979685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hNgFNH7zhQ
>>677984559
Fucking bethesda
>>677985743
I think you are thinking of the Columbia, which was destroyed during re-entry due to a damaged heat shield.
That one was fucked up, because the time in between them talking to the ground and everything being ok and it suddenly breaking up and scattering shuttle and human body parts across a few states was really short.
"Lock the doors."
I was in
That one was
>>677986144
yeah but they muck up politics something fierce, mostly because the idealists who are actually trying to make things better get bullied out of politics by the soulless harpies that lie, bribe and manipulate their way into actual political power...
>>677985312
>canada
smh
>>677984403
>>677985772
INCORRECT, WATCH MYTHBUSTERS EPISODE CONCERNING THIS FOR PROOF
IT IS TRUE BECAUSE CAPSLOCK
>>677986225
My first thought, when I saw that, was of a rocket with just enough power to match gravity...
>>677986693
....
>>677979791
Tampa of course....
>>677986506
Uh... sorry, that was sarcasm.
>>677986693
Every time I see this pic it reminds me why I fucking hates Jews so god damn much.
>>677980281
Hot.
>>677986693
>>677986693
didn't that make a lot of babby's get herpes or something?
>>677977938
This is entertaining enough as it is.
Its already satisfying just to find hank & co, misty & co, some tf2 characters, fry, this bitch from mirrors edge and other memes.
Also i dare you fags to find revolver ocelot.
>>677986225
how do they get all that smoke in such little tanks?
>>677977750
I like the ching chong one more
>>677978211
Man, this gif is at least 7 years old.
>>677980504
Meh. You'll get another I-piece long before the blocks start piling up to the top.
>>677985152
She looks so much like my ex I get sad watching Cats do Countdown :D
>>677985892
how are you getting inside of it though?
>>677987061
who
>>677981902
kek'd
>>677986693
>>677986836
>>677986897
>>677986949
>>677986989
BABBY HERPES CONFIRMED
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/07/health/new-york-neonatal-herpes/
>>677985018
Please, buy yourself a fast car and look out for a wall. Thank you.
>>677987512
Reminds me of this
>>677987205
Nah not really though. Your bitch girl is a whore, the woman in the webm, only slightly so.
>>677981002
Yeah, wrong, dumbfuck.
"Aluminum" comes from the Latin word "alum" which literally mean "bitter salt" because aluminum is a whitish powder and is bitter (though you shouldn't taste it at all).
The English word was coined by English chemist Sir Humphry Davy (1778-1829) and Davy originally called it "alumium" (1812), but realized prior to publication in conjunction with the chemical scientific community and publishers that the proper name should be "aluminum" as the full term in Latin is "alumen" and by consensus directed that it should properly be called "aluminum". Davy and his publishers thus published the word as "aluminum".
The first and all ongoing written references to the word in English were published as "aluminum" for more than 80 years thereafter.
Enter dumbass Brits. A (now infamous) British publisher of schoolbooks misspelled "aluminum" as "aluminium" at the beginning of the 20th century according to all historical linguistic origins and that misspelling was copied in all subsequent editions of the school text for all British children for over 20 years. To this day, it has still not been corrected.
Britfags.
Dumb.
As.
Fuck.
But.
Always.
Thinking.
They're.
Right.
>>677977461
that is so satisfying
>>677984539
Underrated post
>>677987871
I'm surprised no one else noticed it.
>>677987791
Why am I tempted to examine this in Photoshop to see if it lives up to its name?
>image limit reached
dangnabbit
>>677987791
Where's the penis?
>>677986693
praise be to allah, this man is truly worthy of heaven for his service
>>677984539
kek.
Took me quite a while to figure out that it's not actually a pair of sunglasses, but his noseline and hair.
>>677976378
well remember Ducktales?
i fuck around with a girl who looks just like Webby. (its possible)
the sex is so fluffly moist.
the blow jobs are so ridged in her bill.
its so hot to have someones lips be just as hard as your cock.
and omg the way her feathers stick together when they're laced with my cum.
*shudders with pleasure*
its difficult to describe accurately but I can only call the dried cum feathers one of the most "a la carte" meals I've ever had in my life.
this is our fuck song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
*duckbumps*
>>677987670
Wait, what about all the other elements ending in -nium?
Also, why do the brits pronounce methane as mEE-thane, but pronounce methamphetamines the correct way?
>>677987308
honestly not surprised
Someone make a science gif/webm thread, I'm curious about that shit
>>677979349
super sexy
>>677988268
No, it isn't. You can clearly see the frame, the lenses, and the reflection off of said lenses.
>>677978676
What's that girls name?
>>677979723
hah rookie
>>677977263
>dealing pot
Hawhaw
>>677979398
Mods
>>677984825
So fucking sexy. I think I just came.
>>677987670
actually it's aluminiOM, idiot
>>677989002
>image limit reached
http://imgur.com/SxyBOYs
>>677979349
is it wrong that this turns me on?
>>677984539
>>677984539
WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCCKS
>>677989863
>http://imgur.com/SxyBOYs
> sexy boys
>>677990012
> sexy boys
Holy shit.
>>677989863
Nah, I still see sunglasses. That's a great url though.
>>677979791
wtf is this shit...source
>>677979791
that was kinda hot
>>677982071
programmed to not give a fuck
>>677989863
anon is right tho, there's definitely a reflection on black sunglasses. you can see it on the left, and a tiny bit on the right. it's hard to tell because of potato quality, but there's absolutely sunglasses at the end.
>>677986693
and they'll tell us that circumcision prevents disease
>>677990803
The "reflection" is light breaking through a gap in his curls.
>>677987791
watched this episode on acid
serious fucking feels
