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Welcome to Club Kek

Dubs gets in. Trips VIP
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Allahu akbar
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>>677974931
*horny velociraptor sounds*
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>>677974931
roll
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>>677974931
A
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Bring me a bottle greygooze, fagget
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I've got some good stuff.
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>>677974931
How about my quads? What do I get?
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banana phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
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>>677974931
k
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Topkek
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>>677975220
Sorry... I meant this quads
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Lel
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>>677974931
Can you point me to the VIP lounge please?
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>>677974931
lets do it
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>>677974931
are you an idiot that will consider entering a clothing store so important to prove superiority over a man employed to tell you to not enter with bags in hand, and then you will feel offended and threatened by a short man in a white shirt
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In get!!!
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>>677974931
lemme in
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Want some meth?
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>>677974931
pardon me
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VIP? Nigga this my club.
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Let me in, I'm on the list
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Can I?
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I'm a rockstar, let me in.
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I'm getting in
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i know the owner
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>>677975460
Sorry, here's my ID
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>>677974931

Fuck you! Dont you know who I am?
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>>677975526
Sorry, wrong ID, here it is
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CHAT SHIT
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i have a delivery for get the fuck outta my way
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>>677975589
Sorry, I'm for real this time
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You mean club zoz
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>>677974931
that guy is a toothpick
would 1v1
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heres my id plz dont hurt me
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anus
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Step aside peasants
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im the kekest
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>>677975601
GET BANGED
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move dude my dubs are obvious
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>>677975681
gtfo
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Im in
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>>677975766
oh shit
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i have hot girls
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>>677974931
here's my pass, tyvm
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LOVIN' LIFE, GETTIN LAID ANG GETTIN PAID
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>>677975766
Checked
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>>677975766
And that's how you do it fellas
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Move nigger
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H-hey there, may i check'em in mr bouncer man?
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I rigged the electronics and the elections and the rest is just the same as a whole new world of difference in price from you and I.
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>>677974931
step up nigga
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What do I get with quads?
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>>677975766
>66
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vip here
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move your nignog butt
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>>677975966
welp
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Please let me in OP
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I believe I'm on the list
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>>677975966
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>677976007
James is that you?
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>>677974931
can I go in?
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>>677974931
Rowl
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>>677975766
>>677975966
>66
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>>677976111
I guess my "move dude my dubs are obvious" even got me VIP, ok
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>>677974931
ebola nigger
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>>677975966
"XD"
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>>677975072
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>>677974931
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Get me in faggot
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Me and the ladies are coming in
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>>677974931
Check em'
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Any room for a slav
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gimme
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>>677974931
Pop some bottles.
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>>677976623
One of ...
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>>677974931
check em nigguh
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3 jagerbombs thanks sir
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Heil Hitler
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Jesus reporting
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>>677976600
>>677976655
>>677976688
>all these dub dubs
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>>677976600
Double dubs
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>>677974931
lemme in faggot
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Move faggot
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dubs now
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Catch em
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You let me in or i blew up your club
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It keeps happening
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VIP here we go
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>>677974931
rollan
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Not selling buds, but check these dubs
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>>677976111
checkd
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>>677976918
gg, thread is dead
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>>677974931
lemme clarify im the guy
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rolly polly rolly polly rolly polly poundtown
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look at my trip guys
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ZOZZLE
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What about quads?
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Am i autistic enough to enter
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Fuck all nigg noggs Trump for president
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>>677974931
ok
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>>677977193
no
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top zozzle
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P-please, m-mister b-b-big guy, p-pleeease
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>>677974931
Fuck it
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Easy get
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here to get pussy
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>>677977322
But you are. Get in.
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>>677974931
Let me in bro.
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>>677977452
shit

I swear I have dubs faggot
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Cmon bby
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>>677977033
I just screen shotted this and gonna tell my kids about it

Op btw
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>>677974931
roll
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>>677974931
I'm with the band.
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hell yes i want in
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>>677974931
rolling
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yoyoyo
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That´s some good shit right there if I do say so myself
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>>677974931
hai, ken i cum in?
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lemme in
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>>677977033
FUCK


YOU
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>>677976007
Where did you first hear nignog?
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>>677974931
i didn't want to come in anyway...
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>>677974931
check'em
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Lemme in
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Cheers for letting me in
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poo
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FUUUUUUCK, I'M WRITEN ON THE LIST.
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I shall pass
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Check
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>>677975072
clever girl
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>>677974931
ey b0ss
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Emcheck
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Hi mr bouncer, I'm afraid I own the place
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i'm on the list
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>>677974931
Awe cmon man you know me let me in
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got something just for you, if you let me in
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>>677979399
Checked
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You can have em.
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I double dare you.
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Nigga
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I hate niggers. You hate niggers. Just let me in, come on.
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Check em
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Yo
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let me in
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>>677974931
Im just giving my friend his phone i swear
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Check'em
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>>677974931
roll
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>>677974931
roll
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let me in pls
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I never get into a place like this... I'll just go back to super weeny hut jr.
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>>677974931
vip here
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>>677974931

trips get
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>>677982007
my name is Bond
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im vip
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Bitch please i own the club
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>>677982082
i lied
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>>677982059
James Bond
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Can I vape inside sir
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>>677982136
gtfo
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CHECK IT FAGGOT
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See you faggots inside
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>>677974931
fuck dubs, im running in
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Can i get in OP ?
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>>677982220
Well someone forgot to quads
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I'm Mr super mccoolio nice to meet you fellow cool person
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I'm breaking in
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czechem
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>>677982366
get in
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One batch, Two Batch...
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cya fags
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Skip the queue like a baws
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>>677974931
Roll
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Knock Knock
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I will not enter.
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>>677974931
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
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move out da way cunt
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>>677982542
Who's there
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>>677982346
Im in.
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>>677974931
check em
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I'll have the bottle service please
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>>677982613
Go back to 9gag
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>>677982533
show me your socks
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I'm on the list.
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Is there a dubs limit?
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>>677974931
hjello fellow comrade dimitri
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>>677982600
get in and stfo
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Last try
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lemme in boi
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>>677982800
Let me in too
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>>677982829
kek
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>>677982600
>>677982800
a dejabu?
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Lemme through (if I got the proof)
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>>677982773
I was denied entry because of my socks being 2green T.T
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I got pills to sell, check these
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Ket me in charlie. Im not a robot
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rolling
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I don't even wanna get in
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>>677974931
Ayo im meeting someone in there, im sure you can relate to a brotha, tyronne, so please let me ian
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>>677974931
gott the keks
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>>677974931
The usual, please.
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>>677974931
Nigga plz
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I dont club anyways
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>>677983384
Never getting in
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>>677974931
be kek dude
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>>677983488
Fuck off
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>>677974931
let me in b0ss
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Rollongo
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>>677974931
gimme dah pussi b0ss
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Hi plebs
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>>677983619
reroll plz b0ss
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>>677983723
lsat roll of nite b0ss
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>>677974931
ayo bruh let me in
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Going in
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>>677983862
come on b0ss plox
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>>677974931
Get out of my way nigger. Im going in!
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Move nigga this is my club
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>>677980425
Yeeeee ssauce damn beautiful
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>>677974931
Bruh ahm on duh lst
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>>677974931
h-hello.. will you l-let me in?
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lemme in, I want to talk with the manager,
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pls
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>>677984207
I'm the manager, what's up?
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>>677984222
damn look at those trips nigga
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Lemme in fgt
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>>677984317
i rawl dubs b0ss
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>>677984393
you are'nt aloud in my club noob
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>>677974931
rollin
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i want in
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Poop?
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fucking let me in or i'll completely shrekk the bouncer
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>>677974931
Move aside
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>>677974931
No thanks im good
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Hello, here's my trips
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Let me in
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I'm the owner
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>>677974931
Looks like OP's not getting in.
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>>677984506
buh muh dubs b0ss
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>MFW I can't get into the club
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Why is there a negro gaurding the door anyway?
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>>677984317
i want get dubs
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>>677974931
LET ME IN NIGGER
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i eat ass
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>>677974931
Dont mind me sir
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Step aside tough boy.
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yeeeeeeee
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>>677985298
The fuck you say boy
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>>677984800
hes in
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>>677984222
Vip
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I forgot my ID in the car but I promise I have dubs.
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>>677974931
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>>677985725
Fine I'll go and get my ID.
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Where was the VIP lounge again?
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>>677985874
Sorry I grabbed by twin brother's ID this one is mine.
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VIP and I tell you where the bomb is located. Bring me to the snack bar, pls.
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>>677986153
Somehow it reminds me of a gay club, but i'm comfortable with that.
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>>677986153
Pretty exclusive. Kind of a sausage fest though tbh
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>>677974931
ello poppet
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>>677974931
Hey there
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potato
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It's Lit
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The voices told me to go in...
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>>677986153
Meh
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Move bitch I'm coming in
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>>677986153
Not too bad, pretty exclusive though
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k
>>677974931
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rollaids
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@677974931 roll
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zoz
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>>677986153
Wishing I upgraded to VIP tbh
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