Ask a US congressman almost anything.
>not telling you my identity or my district
>anything else goes
What district?
>>677960127
post legit proof
>>677960127
post a timestamp, faggot
>>677960127
Why are you such a faggot?
If you won't tell us your name, what are your initials and home address?
>>677960212
>>677960127
eurofag here. would you vote to save us if Putin annexed the shit out of us?
>>677960233
This
Do you watch porn
post your old wrinkled dick
What district?
>>677960127
What happened to the rest of your thumb?
>>677960127
Does the shit that happens in House of Cards actually happen?
>>677960127
ask me anything. im obama.
post timestamp faggot
>>677960127
Question: Is the USA government covering up Extra Terrestrials or is the UFO thing a way to cover up our actual top secret technologies?
>>677960127
How big is your pen0r?
>>677960233
hang on will timestamp. My phone is updating. standby.
>>677960294
Yes, Putin is a bully and I'd be happy to vote to go up against him as long as NATO and Eastern Europe would, put lives on the line, too.
>>677960306
not really my thing. sometimes, but not regularly
Do you enjoy LARP (live action role play)?
And do you ever play it online?
>>677960273
Not a faggot. Actually i kind of hate them. I got touched up by a guy when i was a kid, though. Sort of hate the fact that we have to pretty much be pro-gay in the US in order to have a political life.
Are you against common core in schools?
>>677960127
>that fat finger
americans, ladies and gentlemen
Which presidential candidate do you support?
>>677960127
How many bitches have you banged in your congressional office?
Don't lie and say none. /b/ doesn't like liars.
>>677960127
How close are we to a major change in gun laws, pro or anti (hopefully pro)?
And the same for the war on drugs.
I heard rumors of Obama reclassifying pot as he leaves.
And what are you doing to stop the neo-con/liberal alliance to further the interventionist foreign policy which is leading to the rise of fundamentalist (aka real) Islam and waste trillions of tax payer dollars and further restrict our freedoms and liberties?
Also, you're a fag.
>>677960127
Canadian here, what would you think of trump becoming the next pres?, would it move the country forward? or just make the country come to an halt (as for expanding its global domination ) ?.
>>677960842
We live a life of luxury and self indulgence. Which most people kill to have a chance at, so it's not something we should feels bad for.
>>677960507
we have some seriously cool top secret techonology. Sound weapons, light benders, etc. We can make a building disappear to the eye if you're flying overhead, for example.
Can't confirm or deny any extra terrestrial life - i know we know some shit, but I'm not on those committees to be in the know. I only have Top Secret, not Special Compartmental.
>>677960566
7 inches even
>>677960704
no, but my college roommate became a LARPer. had fucking foam swords and shit. what a dipshit. He has never fucked anything other than fat nerdy girls.
This homo isn't a congressman, just some fucking Starbucks barista who likes to play fantasy with a real congressman's credit card while he's not looking.
Nice try ya poor fag.
>>677960748
>touched when I was a kid
Sounds like a faggot to me.
>>677960842
>>677960398
Is it that fat? kek i tought it was short, my bad
>>677960127
Dat thumb dough
>>677960608
your on /b/ and don't watch porn? are you blind or something? how else do you avoid it
>>677960127
Are you going to do anything about the nigger problem here in America?
>>677960127
Fake, everybody knows federal employees use Mastercard
>>677960842
it's not fat, dipshit, they are working man's hands. I was a general contractor before I ran for office. I've literally built more buildings that you've ever lived in.
>>677960127
A VISA credit card? You call that an ID? Really? U suck OP, pathetic attempt to fool the people of /b/, so pathetic, that you could actually be a dumbfuck politician... Ok, I call this legit.
>>677961151
This needs a proper answer.
>>677960842
Found the jealous, starving europoor.
>>677961200
>US congressman
>Working hands
top kek
Nah, that guy is fat as fuck
>>677961151
Dedicate federal funding to poison watermelons ..
>>677961200
ahahahaha
>IM NOT FAT I WAS A W-WORKING M-MAN
>>677961210
Top fucking kek
Anytime we are going to fundamentally change for the better in America? Like massive change? Martial law? Any inside knowledge?
>>677960851
haha. I hate to admit it, but I wish Kasich had a snowball's chance in hell. He's the only grown-up of the bunch. It's almost assured trump will win, even though none of us want to admit it. Its how the math works - he will lose the general election but win by the electoral college.
these newfags
No such thing as a congressman, only senators or representatives. Do your research before you shit post.
>>677960127
Jesus H. Christ look at that fat fucking thumb..
>>677960127
Behind the scenes of what the public see's; is life working as a US congressman anything comparable to House of Cards?, if you've seen that show.
Smiles for the camera, career assassination and backstabbing etc.
>>677961200
Working at stuffing your fingers up tight young assholes until they became bloated and swollen you faggot also checked.
Where's the timestamp?
>>677961361
>No such thing as a *dog*, only *different breeds of dogs*. Do your research before you shit post.
Retard.
>>677960127
Ted please go
>>677961478
It's confirmed fake I saw it on reddit before
>>677961311
>huur duur tep kekorz
>>677960127
Time stamp
>>677961361
Do you wear Velcro shoes our does your caregiver tie them for you?
>>677960127
>posting this on /b/ and not /pol/
Show us the time and date new guy
>>677961625
Certified old fag right here.
How do we know you're not just an intern?
How many older (40+) Congressmen do you know that you suspect browse 4chan?
How do you feel about meme magic influencing US politics?
What does it usually cost to buy your vote? And are there any Un buy able congressmen?
>>677960888
>>677961043
Answer this man's question
you do realize anyone can open an account at congressional federal credit union, right? this is the lamest "proof" i've ever seen.
>>677960127
Why aren't you over at the phone room raising money? Suddenly you have "free time?"
>>677960212
The 501st
>>677961732
I bet its Paul Ryan. That dude seems like a /b/tard
>>677961732
Guaranteed Trump shitposts on /pol/
>>677961880
soon to be known as Donald's fist after the regime change
Yugioh or Pokemon?
>>677960127
How worried are you that things like the panama papers leak will happen in the US too?
>>677961043
Congressman, doesn't have TS/SCI. Pleb
how can i make big money fast?
>inba rob a bank
>>677960127
Are you a fan of the pink or the stink?
>>677960127
Is it true that you are a flaming homosexual?
>>677960877
only my wife. unlike most of you degenerates I actually have no interest in sleeping around.
>>677960888
gun laws will not substantively change anytime in the foreseeable future. The court, however, is quite likely to have a major ruling that changes ownership and regulation in a fundamental way.
>>677961002
Trump won't be as bad as everyone thinks. He's a dipship, but he will fiture it out in a couple years. Most presidents suck their first couple of years, but the system is designed to protect us from that.
>>677961147
i dont have any moral objection to it, and i don't dislike tits. I just don't go seeking it.
>>677961151
my god this problem vexes me. We have a serious problem with blacks in the inner city - their schools and hospitals suck, their water is all filthy, trash everywhere in the DC slums. Anacostia makes detroit look nice. Yes, there is such a thing as structural racism and white privilidge. their lives fucking suck. But at the same time, the do this shit to themselves. I really have no clue where to begin fixing the problem, but I fully admit to losing sleep over it.
>>677962115
the fuck you doing on 4chin?
thinking about the size of your midget as thumb the rest of your hand must be really small asswell. Do you have a micropenis?
Ugh plz all die... gtcc does not look like that.
>>677960408
this
>>677960127
Nice shoop faggot
>>677960127
Just because you have this Visa Card it's no proof. I can print the justice league on my Visa Card too
> everyone believe this BS is really stupid
>>677962183
Congressman gotta keep up with the latest memes too you know
>>677962115
Instead, lose sleep over your atrocious command of English. You can't use a comma and my god, do you really think it is "privilidge"?
>>677962115
>fat
>can barely write
this looks like a legit person who is in charge of americans
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>677960127
Are you fbi or something?
>>677962413
Just because something's fake doesn't mean it can't be fun or interesting
>>677961455
no, its nothing like it. it's mostly meetings, fundraisers at night and occasionally flying to do something cool like take a tank for a test ride. There's lots of backstabbing and arm twisting, but nobody's having anybody killed. There is lots of money to be had if you're willing to bend the rules a bit. I'm one of the few guys up here that isn't rich - i actually need the paycheck, so I fully admit to being tempted, but I keep it pretty clean.
>>677961732
you don't. for all you know i could be an intern. but lots of us browse /b/. it came up at a hearing about bullying, and we kinda all found it at the same time. Sort of funny and refreshing - but a lot of your threads are flat out stupid.
>>677961763
yeah there are a lot of true believers. My vote is for sale when the speaker's office calls and says - if you vote wrong on this you don't get shit in the appropriations bills. a non-senior rep like be bends over and says yes sir.
>>677961838
no, not anyone can open an account at CFCU. have to be a member or staff.
>>677961846
I'll breeze to re-election. Iv'e already raised 1.5 m this cycle, and i'll give most of that to the conference to spend in other elections that are close
>>677961904
lol i can confirm that speaker ryan has indeed been on /b/. he's pretty cool, tbh.
>>677961990
more of a hannah barbara guy if i feel the need for fighting cartoons. get on youtube and find yourself some old herculoids cartoons. shit was awesome.
>>677962039
you can't. there is no such thing as overnight success. come up with a cool idea and get it crowd-funded to get ACCESS to big $, but then you have to actually deliver.
>>677961043
>we have some seriously cool top secret techonology. Sound weapons, light benders, etc. We can make a building disappear to the eye if you're flying overhead, for example.
A congresman could never know that.
>>677962189
no, i was just born with unusually stubby fingers. Will post pic of entire hand.
>>677962956
did we actually get a timestamp?
>still no time stamp
Where's the timestamp?
Democrat or Republican? House or Senate?
>>677962956
Why do you go on /b/ when it's the most autistic board?
/pol is more relevant, enlightening and mature
>>677960127
no congressman would have fingernails THAT dirty. op is a lying fag
>>677963502
this please
>>677963532
fuck dude I almost choked on my coffee
>>677963629
Oh yes, congressmen are known to keep their hands clean
>>677963532
ohmyjesusfuckinggodthatstoofunnyareyouhigh?
>>677963532
i actually spend most of my time on /ck/
i love to cook.
>>677962956
you're fucking retarded. here's a list of all that are eligible to open an acct at CFCU
http://www.congressionalfcu.org/join/
you probably work at st anthony catholic school, raping little boys.
>>677963698
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP...
>>677963793
middle/upper class white men always have nice hands. it's a business thing. good first impressions and all that.
>>677961043
The fact that you even acknowledged such technologies exist, clearly shows that you are in fact lying.
>>677963698
Clubbing fingers/hand.
Heart disease baby. You've got 15 tops.
who killed jfk ?
who was behind 9/11 ?
>>677963532
Robot9000 is the most autistic board
>>677964032
these are my favourite comments.
>>677960127
Do you have to send all UFO reports somewhere? Do you ever get them? Do you believe in Aliens?
All serious questions.
>>677963989
germ freaks crack me up. have you been diagnosed yet?
>>677964009
it's actually pretty interesting. a few of us made our money working, and we mostly hang out with each other. party doesn't matter. Same with the old money guys that inherited their $. They want nothing to do with us.
Can i have game on steam you fag??
>>677962115
What kind of Representative fucks only their wife?
>>677960127
Peter Russo, are you drunk again?
>>677961043
>light benders
Yes, they're called mirrors.
Deflection/diffraction of photons, you tit.
If you wanted to alter the wavelength of light to create artificial non-infra-red spectrum illusions, you would need a europium-cesium substrate on an yttrium-barium-cuprate to compensate for translational invariance.
I know for a reasonably-concrete fact that Federal strategic stores of both Yttrium and Barium would severely limit development, let alone wide-scale deployment, of such a construct.
so you cant give me tipps on buying/selling stocks?
>>677960127
Do you prefer spending time and living in your home district or in DC?
Also, I've lived in the DC area my entire life. I've always wondered- how do most congressmen get to work? Do you guys drive? Take the metro? Have drivers?
>general contractor before election
>reelection will be a breeze
>1.5M this cycle.
get to work, detectives of /b/ I've seen you work for less. In case this post goes unnoticed, continue gathering info.
>>677964249
no, i don't see anything like that. I suppose I could if i really wanted to, but I'm not on any relevant committee.
Yeah, i think its preposterous to think that there isn't some kind of life elsewhere in the universe, but no official documents have ever proven it that I've come across.
>>677964057
JFK was a total mafia job.
9/11 was legit Bin Ladin. There was no conspiracy - just the arrogance that we didn't think such an attack was possible. I wasn't a member of congress then, though, I was pounding nails.
>>677964429
lol
>>677964559
>implying this is real
>>677962496
KEK
>truthspeak
Party? Which house of Congress?
Fucking sausage thumb
>>677960127
Does it feel good knowing that all of you faggot ass congressman are the reason our country is shit? I wish you would all be convicted of corruption because thats all you do.
>>677960127
Why is Trump winning, and whatare you gonna do about it
>>677964696
>9/11 was legit Bin Ladin. There was no conspiracy
What about pentagon's attack?
What do you and your partners think of say of Trump?
>>677960127
which state?
>>677963698
Ukfag here
1. When is the US going to join the rest of the civilised world and have national healthcare?
2. Exactly how big of a problem is the current Russia freeze and have you heard any behind the scenes rumblings?
3. What do you hate most about modern politics?
4. Is Hilary as much of a cunt as she seems?
What would happen to you if the government found out you were saying this ?
>>677960127
Must be nice living off the government you nigger
>>677964307
think of it this way - there's too much to lose. Girls throw themselves at members all the time. I only hire fat, ugly women for my staff, or guys. true fucking story. I used to work as a staffer when i first got out of college, my old boss (RIP) was married to his former employee and his life was shit cuz his ex was nuts. he almost lost his seat over the affair. shit's just not worth the hassle.
>>677964532
i love DC and i enjoy it here, but I like home too. The weather is much colder at home, but its nice to be "off" and just relax with my dog, etc. Most of us just drive outselves. I walk - i rent an apartment on C street SE. If its raining I Uber.
I've also started to really enjoy hanging out down in Navy Yard. Oddly enough, I can't afford a place down there or I'd re-locate from the hill. Come have a beer with me at Blue Jacket!
>>677964696
>9/11 was legit Bin Ladin. There was no conspiracy
Yeah and fucking Cheney's "Stand Down" order was all Bin Laden's doing.
>suck my cock faggot
Are you at all disgusted by the blatant corruption?
What's your/congress' opinion of Bernie Sanders?
>>ITT fucktard who believe a member of the Congressional Federal Credit Union is an actual Congressman. Anyone can join said credit union.
OP is always a faggot.
>>677960842
Yeah how dare Americans have an abundance of food
>>677965049
>1. When is the US going to join the rest of the civilised world and have national healthcare?
NHS is bankrupt dude. This is before the rapefugee influx, by the way.
You don't have healthcare.
>>677965508
If Bernie Sanders becomes president, everyone's wife and everyone's daughter will literally be raped in the vagina by a horde of negroes
>>677965181
Are you a member of any NATO assosciated commitee? If yes were you in it 75-95'ish? If yes to both questions, what are your thoughts on the "white rose" otherwise "no more war" project? Former people involved in it are going to release their stories, or at least one of them, soon.
>>677965181
Definitely will do sometime! I try to get to a lot of Nats games, so maybe I'll come by before or after one sometime!
I grew up with the kids of a couple retired congressmen who stayed in the area. I remember them saying the senators tend to think of themselves as above representatives, which I always thought was weird. Is this rivalry between the houses still a thing?
>>677964480
yes, don't do it yourself or you will go broke. hire a broker you idiot. Do you make your own medicine and butcher your own cows, too? THIS is why we have an economic crisis, because people think they can get an e-trade account and become rich overnight. fuck.
>>677964797
R, (obviously- I already said the speaker tells me what to do), and House of Reps.
>>677964820
my doctor actually thinks my stubby fingers are because of my dad's exposure to agent orange. I've got a few other congenital health problems as well - he might be right.
>>677964870
there are some corrupt members, but not any greater percentage than the corruption that exists in private industry. Also, you elected us, so you only have yourself to blame.
>>677964903
the plane that hit the pentagon was looking for the whitehouse. It wasn't a rocket. I've seen all the evidence. TWA 800, on the other hand...
>>677965049
we don't want nationalized health care. we can't even have decent national health care for fucking veterans. could you imagine how bad it would be for 320 million americans? My god. Be careful what you ask for.
Mitt was right. Russia is a huge, huge problem. A lot of us feel we should have thought seriously about joint (with other EU nations) strikes after the Crimea annexation. As seen in the recent headlines, the CIA is working as hard as they can to destabilize Putin and weaken him a bit.
>>677965119
yep. Raise some money and you, too, could have this job. I sold off my business when I was elected because I didn't want conflicts of interest, but sometimes I wish i hadn't.
how's the hierarchy in the house ?
are you just a puppet to the jews and the lobbies ?
>>677962115
>admits structural racism
>admits white privilege
Then
>says they do it to themselves
Are you a SJW or are you a logical thinker?
Which is it faggot?
>>677966375
Wait, joint strikes? As in direct strikes on Russian forces in east Ukraine? Jesus, that was on the table?
What do you see as the way forward with Russia, and would you have ever predicted the current state of affairs ten years ago? Do you think we're entering a new cold war?
>>677966375
yep. thats the reason the US is broke.. people buying stocks.
>>677966845
Yes and no
Strikes as in direct strikes to Russia.
>>677966375
<calling me idiot
<tells me to hire a corrupt broker
<does not give me what i ask
this guy confirmed for legit talkative politican
>>677966375
>politician lies and weasels his/her way to a position of power
>"It's your fault."
suuuure.
>>677967121
>>677967121
Holy FUCK. How could that ever have been accomplished without a nuclear holocaust? What was the gameplan?
>>677961043
>thinking SCI means that
It's like you just googled security clearances.
>TS/SCI clearance here
>read 9/11 reports
>read miscellaneous SIGINT info
>read random threat updates
All good to go
>trying to read things on JWICS that pertain to my job
>"access denied"
FUCK YOU JWICS SERIOUSLY?
>>677962956
Were you in office during the SOPA/PIPA hearings?
>>677960127
Are you a member of any NATO assosciated commitee? If yes were you in it 75-95'ish? If yes to both questions, what are your thoughts on the "white rose" otherwise "no more war" project? Former people involved in it are going to release their stories, or at least one of them, soon.
Sorry for reposting the same, I am really curious and it didn't seem like you noticed it.
>>677967414
Yes
>>677960127
Why don't you clean your fingernails?
Why does your skin look like your in your twenties?
>>677966076
I'd love to go to more Nats games, but its tricky. I have to buy my own tickets - which means i cant ever go with the people I want to go with because they already have their tickets. So i have to do this whole stupid payment thing through the ethics committee and show that i paid for the face value of the ticket. it's a hassle and not worth the effort.
>>677966497
the old money members def run the country. us workin' class hero types get treated like second-class members around the cloakroom.
>>677966614
If you can't realize its simultaneously both I cant help you. I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
>>677966845
>Do you think we're entering a new cold war?
um- the new cold war is well underway. we have spies, they have spies, we have spies spying on their spies, they have spies spying on our spies, etc. We could have hit - maybe we should have - the fact that they took over another fucking country unchecked made them more powerful than even Putin could have hoped for.
>>677967138
you can't even greentext correctly.
is op richard hanna
Where's that timestamp, no more questions until timestamp, billy bullshitter
>>677961304
Kill off the negros?
>>677968158
Scroll up dipshit
>>677962115
they do that shit to them selves because they've got no hope, they know the decks stacked against them from the start. Most have just given up and accepted it's just their lot in the world to live shit lives. not everyone has the strength to fight against that 24/7 365 beeyond just taking care of what's directly in front of them (ie the struggle to eat and keep a roof over their head, let alone keep it in any way nice.) Change that pervasive influence of structural bias, lack of opportunity and poverty and you'll find they'll change.
9I say this as someone who has seen this change effected in some of the world's poorest communities that also suffered from the same self destructive cycle that comes from lack of hope.)
>>677960127
please answer me this:
if we have all this cool tech and surveillance, why do we always hear about how inept our security is all over this country? why the fuck don't you actually use this shit?
is it easier to just spook everyone with its possible existence and soak up the collateral damage when the current system fails?
>>677967313
the threat of nuclear retaliation is ultimately why there were no strikes, but we certainly analyzed all options. You can't be surprised by this - a sovereign nation claimed another sovereign nation. Of course the world powers explored a joint military response.
>>677967696
because I'm not a fastidious germ freak like most of you basement dwellers.
As for my skin, I'm in my 40's. But I don't smoke, so its not so bad. My eyes, on the other hand, are all crows feet from working outside in the sun.
>>677968296
By the way, if you really wanna deal with the russians, do it fast, cause the baltic states are the closest to the fucks, and Lithuania only has 2.5m people left, we literally cannot take casualties
what committees are you on?
Small business ownerfag in California here why do I have to pay these fuckin assholes 15 dollars an hour in a couple of years ? :'(
>>677967411
>secured compartmented information
>SCIF
>NDM
>interim
>NDA
>humint
>tigrnet
buzzwording faggot
>>677960127
Does the government want to seize the means of production?
>>677968721
Eh, so it wasn't a real consideration then. To what extent would you agree with the view that the EU provoked Russia by ignoring Putin's multiple warnings viz a EU state on its borders?
>>677967980
btw i was the one that started this > greentext did it later
, but i will excuse you you have no idea with who you're talking ... and thats a good thing
>>677968296
I actually anonymously go to a black church in the DC hood (A place called Barry Farm, for anyone who knows DC). I'm not a particularly religious man, but I wind up going whenever I'm in DC on a Sunday. They have no idea who i am - i usually wear sweatpants and just kinda pop in. People shake my hand and know my name. they're super friendly and their kids are mostly clean, but a lot of the men smell like booze and weed. I don't know - I sort of go for the same reason Ed Norton went to support groups in Fight Club. I kind of just want to know what its like to live that life.
How do you feel about Bernie and Trump? Not necessarily their policy specifics (build wall, free college, etc.) but their policies to reform campaign finance that are a bit more genuine than every other president who has promised it.
>>677960127
Like these?
are aliens real?
>>677969564
Yes, but they are not as they are portrayed on movies.
>>677969368
Ahhh booze and weed, the smell of any community so cut off from the main stream they begin to form their own black markets. (You're lucky it's not morphine and sex, booze and weed means they actually have standards.)
>>677969460
>inb4 "these are mine"
Shoe on head and timestamp or fuck off
>>677960608
>hang on will timestamp. My phone is updating. standby.
>you can't use your phone while it updates the os
>fake and gay
>>677969103
ya exactly. Tinfoil hat much? You're probably the type that writes to my office once a week.
By the way - when you write to your congressman, we have staff that batch the letters by issue. I read a sample of the batches (not all of them) and i read every response that my staff writes. I personally approve the response and they tailor them to the batch.
>>677969106
my god no. we have enough problems as it is. the last thing we want to figure out is how to do all that shit. Seriously.
>>677969178
the EU should have acted sooner. they were playing checkers and Putin was playing chess.
>>677969189
Taylor Swift? I heard you come on here, too.
>>677969712
He posted a picture of his laptop, he uses the phone to take photos away from his face for obv. reasons.
>>677961111
sick quads
>>677969703
Not mine
>>677960127
OP... I need to know... This might sound odd, but with backwards time travel creeping out of science fiction and into the world of science, are there laws already in place for time travelers?
Inb4 bait... I'm dead serious.
>>677969878
So.. Trump, Hilary or Sanders?
>>677969932
At least you're honest
>>677961497
kek nice one xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
>>677970081
*your
>>677970081
Like em?
>>677961019
I wouldnt touch your lifestyle with a 10 foot pole.
>>677960127
would you buy me Darksouls III Season pass on steam?
Also how many days you work every year? I had a long discussion about how you need to go 5 days a week even if they are no meetings but my friend says you only need to show up on an so 1 o 2 times every week
anyway, thanks for reading
[email protected]
What's the deal with TWA 800? Hello from AUS.
>>677969878
>batch the letters by issue.
what does that mean? like every letter concerning aliens or the mexican wall gets lumped together?
>>677970166
Shoe on head with timestamp and ill get it for you, just because im high as fuck and for some reason that i find that shit fucking hilarious
>>677962115
probably is so fat that he can't get anyone but his wife to sleep with him
>>677970136
Your is possessive, you're is the same as you are, you autistic cuckbreed
>>677970138
How would I not?
>>677970314
give me a min
>>677970496
Might be fag
>>677970455
>not realising this is bait
Your a tool
>>677960127
who are you voting for for president?
>>677970641
moar?
>>677960127
>Fat fingers, filthy fingernails
So you are obese and your hands are dirty.
Seems legit.
Kevin McCarthy California 23rd district. same clubbed hands same wedding band. If you arent him then you arent a congressman
>>677964106
it is tbh faaaaaaaaaaaaam
>>677960127
If you had to be a janitor on 4chan, which board would you choose?
>>677970641
Once again, is that you?
Or is someone just sending you pics on snapchat or some shit as that was labelled "screenshot"
>>677969395
Free college. A college degree is already quickly becoming useless. Make it free and it de-values the degrees that people like me actually paid for - not to mention makes an entire generation of people feel like they are too good to do laborious jobs. I'm obviously not a book-smart guy, but I'm street wise enough to have made a few dollars by growing a small business from a few trucks to a almost a thousand employees. A guy like me (and the 10's of thousands of guys like me who are the backbone of the American economy) would get nowhere in life if there weren't people who were THRILLED to get a job making $20 or $25 an hour pounding nails. They're good jobs, pay a fair wage for honest work, etc. If they go for free to some shitty community college and major in art history or some useless thing, then suddenly they think they should have a job at a desk making $100k. It's so unrealistic. Not to mention the taxpayers carry the cost burden of their useless degrees, as well as the burden of delayed entry into the workforce for 3 or 4 years. Also, thats 3 or 4 years on the back-end that those people aren't working. It reduces the usable work-life of a worker by 6-10 (or more) years - that has a geometric (not merely arithmetic) impact on government cost to provide services while they are students and when the retire before they have enough of a nest egg accumulated to take care of themselves in their elderhood. It's a time bomb of an idea.
>>677960127
This proves nothing
>>677960127
>US congressman
more like a retarded intern who gets coffee for people who work there.
>>677960294
Save yourself faggot...you want to bitch when we help the middle east...well sit and spin on your new lord and savior Putin..
>>677970713
Great way to try pulling yourself out of being an autistic cuckbreed.
>>677960748
gays don't touch children pedophiles do?
>>677964473
we need to stop making weapons and procreate!!!!!!!1!!111!!!!1!1!!1111!!!@2!!!!!
>>677960127
What is the US governments collective opinion and your own opinion of the UK and its government?
>>677960127
I'm asking you to an hero.
>>677970797
Again, not me
>>677970769
>>677970799
are you Kevin Mccarthy?
>>677970928
it wasn't even my post. i just sensed idiocy and came running
>>677971034
Who is it then? Random person sending you pictures of her undressing?
>>677970008
>>677960127
Don't let me down OP..
>>677970314
still here?
>>677971096
Dun goof'd then
>>677971076
loving the long hair. Very nice anon, you know her?
any of bewbs?
>>677970799
Agreed. Even if tuition isn't touched at all, there still needs to be a reform of college administration to reduce costs/eliminate corruption and a greater emphasis on trade and vocational schools.
But you dodged my question about campaign finance, faggot.
>>677971299
yes, did you take a picture?
>>677960127
Do you think Drudge is lost for supporting Trump or just bought off?
>>677960127
don't worry we'll figure out who you are
>>677971207
Not OP but what is this about? Source maybe?
>>677971365
Yeah I know her, a friend's girlfriend
>>677971148
Pics she's sent to me, why?
>>677960127
Congressional Federal Credit Union. I think anyone can get a line of credit from them.
calling it. op is obviously richard hanna
>>677971447
I hope you deliver
>>677960127
Hi Congressman, eurofag here. Are you OK with European immigrants or they piss you off as much as Mexicans? I want to go there so bad. Europe is becoming a marxist cuck shithole.
>>677971633
Simply curious, she's gorgeous.
So I hear that the Jews run the country. Is that true?
>>677971797
he's only gone and done it
kek, i was only b8n you m8.
someone get this madman a game
>>677969564
probably. I answered this already.
>>677970008
haha. There is actually a federally-funded group of people that think about problems like this. They work up on i-270 - shoudl be a pretty good hint. You're smarter than you look, anon.
>>677970061
Expect a brokered convention. Might actually be Ryan. If we can't pull it off, Trump is a lock to be the next POTUS.
>>677970166
what the hell is steam?
During session I'm in DC almost every day. I flew back and forth when my kid was in HS, but he's in college now so I just stay in DC and im I'n the office 5 days a week, meetings or not. the Wifey comes too. She's a part owner of a restaurant in DC, so she mostly spends her time there. When we're out of session, I'm at home and I only come to DC if there's a reason.
>>677970294
accidental missile launch. The families have all been sufficiently paid off.
>>677970303
bingo. A big pile of letters of "for" and a big pile of "against" each issue and one general response for each pile.
>>677970625
he's not me. Don't bother.
>>677970641
wow.
>>677970775
no comment
>>677970792
/ck/ i love /ck/
>>677971797
get a load of this loser
Do the martians have two sexes like we do?
>>677972136
Would she be able to bribe you?
>>677968296
If we just keep trying different things maybe someday they'll turn white.
>>677971579
phenominal body. thanks anon.
>>677972136
did you fuck Renee Ellmers?
>>677972490
Np, slut works out
>>677972136
you sound like a nice man, I dont know how you ended up in /b/ but thanks for answering every question :) I hope you get a nice bonus or a rise soon
>>677969578
kek
>>677972575
you hitting it?
The crucial issues facing the country are the endless wars, racial hostility, immigration, affirmative action, federal surveillance, uncontrolled looting and burning, the deterioration of the universities, wildly excessive military spending, the abandonment of the Constitution, the conversion of the schools into indoctrination camps, the federal practice of torture, and the enforcement of political correctness by the federal government, academia, and the media.
What is the relevance of Congress to these? If they were going to, they would have.
When is the last time Congress did anything that mattered?
>>677960127
Where do you get your hookers? And what is your most common sexual practice with them?
>>677970961
you're probably right, but when you get touched up by a dude, you grow up hating homos. Cry about it.
>>677971012
the UK is our slightly older, slightly uglier cousin that we genuinely love, but secretly poke fun at behind their back because of shit like powdered wigs and having parliament without proportional representation. It's like having a fast car but no stick shift. what's the point.
>>677971439
i agree that higher ed is WAYYYY too expensive. but there has to be a bar. I was actually thinking about introducing some legislation to study free or subsidized trade schools to make the trades a viable option. would actually increase the value of a BA/BS by reducing the number of people that just get them because they don't know what to do with their life, and could quite possibly kick-start American manufacturing again. Would also shrink the size of the DOD -The DOD budget savings would pay for a portion of the subsidized trade schools. Worth exploring, at least.
>>677971439
As for campaign finance, it really needs more transparency. Take whatever you want from whoever you want, but make sure any voter can easily know much and from whom.
>>677960127
What do you think of niggers?
How has nobody figured out who this guy is?
He's a Republican on the House Education Committee who used to work for a Congressman that married a member of his staff. He sold his business upon being elected, and has ridden in a tank before.
Help me Google and then I'm calling the Washington Post.
>>677963698
what's with the tiny baby hands? are you Donald Trump?
>>677973343
nigga he is legit, fuck off
>>677960127
From Congressional Federal Credit Union website -- CFCU has over 45,000 members.
Congress, by way oc comparison, has 435 members (535 if you cou8nt Senators)
Being able to take a picture of your thumb and one of their debit cards does not indicate that you are a member ofC ongress.
>>677972986
Yup, she's a good little whore and bf has no clue
>>677967157
durr hurrr what is voting
>>677972136
if you had a wish that's going to be fulfilled, what would you wish for?
>>677969368
Dude why the hell are you going to church in Barry Farms? Why not just find some place in NE instead of going to the shittiest neighborhood in the DMV
>>677973465
A thumb with a dirty nail at that. None of the US congressmen or woman as well as the senators are ever working like that. On top of the fact that this is 4chan.
>>677973465
/thread
>>677971819
my god id take 1000 mexicans over one piece of entitled euro-trash. Hispanics work their ass off and are happy just for the opportunity to make honest $ for honest work. You euro faggots, on the other hand, have been on the dole for so long you don't even know what real work is like. No wonder IS is marching all over your shitty continent.
Europe is basically like the fat people on the ship in Wall-E. You've had it done for you so long you forgot how to do it for yourselves. Now they are raping your women, taking over your industries, and will soon run your governments. They have 12 kids in every family and you have less than population replacement rate. It's a mathematical certainty.
>>677971973
na, but they sure as shit run Hollywood.
>>677972307
she just might.
>>677972706
I'm a pretty good guy. I work hard. I wound up on /b/ because a committee i sit on had a hearing after the slenderman thing. I find it amusing.
>>677973099
How do you feel about the welfare state? Do you think it's too late to stop people from feeling entitled to free handouts and equal outcome rather than equal opportunity?
Also, who would you like to see get the Republican nomination?
>>677973465
>>677971703
Important posts
>>677973801
>committee i sit on had a hearing after the slenderman thing.
>>677960127
Alright! let's settle it then!
CAN jet fuel melt steel beams?
>>677973801
>committee i sit on had a hearing after the slenderman thing
more info pls
>>677960127
>ITT newfags fall for bait
Congressional Federal is just a bank, faggot.
>>677973801
Whatd she need to do for you?
>>677974061
I don't fucking believe you
>>677973343
m8 either the guy is legit, in which case he's giving us good fucking content, or he's a good fake
either way the stuff in this thread can't be trusted enough for a mainstream news outlet to use it
also, if he is legit, and he wanted to give this information to the washington post, he would fucking give it to them, posts like this are why we can't have nice fucking things
>>677973801
How much do you earn every week? Also now that you mention mexicans what do you think about the whole build wall and so?
>>677966375
>THIS is why we have an economic crisis, because people think they can get an e-trade account and become rich overnight. fuck.
HAH, no it isn't you fucking faggot. Lrn2history. 2/10
>>677968296
One of like 50 white kids at my middle school.
It's not a lack of opportunity it's the lack of using it.
There were plenty of repeatable black individuals at that school, taking any of the classes from remidial to advanced placement.
Multiple sports every season, and lots of after school activities to choose from,
Robotics, dj club, glass art, MESA, after school activities and field trips that were stupid cheap-free. And ofc all the other options to not be a fuckup.
Each and every one of those activities gives the structure for furthering their education while giving them a safe place to be.
If your making life long choices about your worthlessness due to the 'fact' that white Americans and their privledge do anything but provide the taxes for all of those programs..... then no matter your skin color or upbringing you are a nigger.
>>677974221
tfw you can't google congressional salary?
>>677974211
You are a faggot for even suggesting this might be legit... or just a terrible troll yourself.
>>677960127
I heard what committees you get put on have a large impact on your career/how relevant you are but they are also assigned when you take office. So are you permafucked if you get put on shit committees when you first get a seat?
>>677965768
Ewww...better vote trump then.
>>677973013
With the exception of wars, most of these problems are cultural. The direction of public policy is a function of culture, not the other way around. As much as id love to legislate culture change, it's simply not possible. For that you need a grassroots movement, and public policy will follow.
>>677973087
A pussy hound I work with has a regular he meets up with at a fancy hotel in Chinatown. A lobbyist (former congressman) set him up with her. I asked him if he's ever worried she'll talk - he said nah, she has a good thing going. It makes sense.
Although to a certain extent, it's riding a tiger. It's fine while you're still on the tiger's back, but eventually you have to dismount.
>>677973371
I already said. My dr thinks its my Father's exposure to Agent Orange.
>>677973343
Go ahead and call the Post. This ain't news.
>>677973530
that fatherhood would suddenly take hold in the black community. (it ain't racist if its true. sorry black people, but you know it's a problem and you know being there for your kids is the solution)
>>677973561
because a kid i mentored and had work in my office was from there and he was killed in gang violence. His brother was a dealer and he was trying to do it right. Besides, NE isn't what it used to be. Eckington, for example, is now million dollar homes. In 2006 you could have bought ALL of Eckington for a million dollars.
are the jews really the masters of merica.?
>>677974903
Scroll up faggot
>>677974449
nigga you know one thing is what they put on paper and another how much do they really earn
>>677973801
OK, so you are basically suggesting me to stay here and convert to Islam or commit suicide because European govt sucks?
I thought you were a nice guy, now I really hope /b/ exposes you, bitch.
>>677974814
Right on man I can dig that. I left DC in 2008 to join the Army and ended up staying in NC after my stint at Bragg. Gotta be honest - I don't much miss that city or the traffic. Especially happy that I don't have to deal with the ultra progressive teenage fascists anymore. Couldn't deal with the "right-think" anymore if I wanted to
>>677974814
>>677973530
This. Every black person I know that isn't a complete waste had their father growing up. I grew up without my father and I'm white and I almost ruined my life with weed and bullshit.
>>677975099
He's pretty cool guy. You suck. We laugh at you people over here
Are you a Christian? ore a atheist pretending to be to get in to office?
>>677973821
i have no problem with subsidy. Help people who are working hard to try to get to the other side by extending a hand. I'll do this all day long.
The problem with the welfare state is demotivation - offering to pay people NOT to work unfortunately attracts people from the group of workers that COULD work to better their situation, but would rather waste their days on /b/
>>677973948
Bin Ladin did 9/11. The real conspiracy is how the navy seals killed him.
>>677974814
What do you think about the war on drugs?
Are there high end secret societies and if yes. Are there big orgies.
>>677960127
are you a freemason?
>>677973849
Why are people still asking questions?
Why are Americans so naive?
>>677975530
What were the US intentions behind the iraq war?
Was it really for oil like it's often claimed?
Also, which role did the US play in the arab spring of 2011?
>>677973465
Has anybody read this? I don't understand why people can't see this is clearly bullshit?
