I have decided to kill my self tonight, making this the 4th attempt. i am truly miserable and am in constant mantel and physical pain due to narcotic and depression disorders. I need you guys to decide how i do it. maybe something creative will do the trick, but keep in mind im a poor fag with limited materials. dubs decide i guess. or if i see one i really like, but dubs still wins. :)
You even suck at killing yourself
>>677930924
just kidding, ily. die in peace
>>677930969
Imma dub for peace, don't kill yourself
>>677931045
bump
>>677931076
die in peace
Peace dub. No kill
>>677931138
i mean don't kill yourself
>>677930881
Fuck you fag
peace
don't do it, spend the rest of your money on a bus ticket across the country and try to start a new life for yourself there
Noose in the forest
rolling for burning house down while inside it. getting high first is optional.
>>677930881
You can't die without telling the full story, OP.
>>677930881
Record yourself on twitch cutting your throat
>>677930881
Make /b/ great again and livestream it.
What would happen if you got a hooker tonight instead of killing yourself?
>>677931296
Roll
>>677931296
Roll again
>>677931296
Rawlin
Drug od
>>677931304
Rollin for this
>>677931161
Let him RIP like a fucking beyblade
keep at it and u may find mantel peace
>>677931388
DO it op you faggot
>>677931388
Winrar.exe
Make a list of all the reasons to live and watch your favorite movie.
The Iron Cross is its lucky charm
Vote for Trump before you kill yourself OP
Cut your dick off with a butter knife and let it bleed dub
4th "attempt"? You need to try harder, not just for the attention you get from mommy and daddy for the next 2 months before it fades.
>>677931589
Roll
if you really want to kill yourself it is very simple.
You my friend want to live. Go to a hospital ask for help. go to family ask for help.
Mass murder rape spree with a suicide bomb in a government office.
>>677931388
Check em!
>>677930881
How the fuck do you even fail a suicide attempt?
How the fuck do you fail a suicide attempt 3 times?
I'd say "kill yourself" but not sure if that helps you at all. You truly are a miserable excuse for a human being.
All right, i can try and tell the story. i have disthima and major depression that likes to kick in every other day. poor as shit, cant talk right any more from other attempts (75 mucile relaxers 30 ambian 30 vikes and a bottle of wisky. so my brain is even worse then befor. and i have no friends (i know, not to big a deal) but it stacks with loss of my parrents x wife was murdered in a turf fight that i happen to walk in on.
>>677931700
I like it. This...
send me a whatsapp text, I'll help you out with a good way... +50683153411
>>677931761
It's because he's a faggot.
Dub for peace. Go somewhere and start over
>>677931700
Dubs have spoken
>>677930881
OP. tell us what happened, and we will try to help you. If it's that bad, we even provide "suicide 101 class". Just don't leave the thread without telling us about yourself. There are people who care..
>>677931787
Do you have Discord or a messenger you like to use, OP?
>>677931700
Rolling
>>677931857
This.
I'm not convinced of you competence. I see you have 3 previous attempts which does count towards job experience however I also note that these were all failed attempts.
Don't kill yourself /b/ro. Start a feels thread or something
>>677931761
This
Always wondered how people fail a suicide, do they take like 5 asprins with 2 beers just so they can write about it on social media and get attention?
When the fuck did /b/ get a heart? This isn't no wizard of oz
>>677930881
Rest in peace friend. If I were you I'd stake out some nice houses wait for a family and crash the place. Tear that house while having one last good time and when the family pulls into the driveway off yourself with one of their guns.
Go home!
>>677931388
Rip OP
>>677932173
Edgelord faggot, get back in your hole. Both love and hate are human nature.
>>677930881
An hero by putting as many plastic flowers in your throat so that way when the mortician pulls them out it'll be like a magic trick.
>>677930881
does anyone in this thread know if somebody who lives in Ulster county New York could get a gun without a permit? My home is in ulster and I go to Rochester college. Can I have a gun mailed to me?
OP here, idk, shit stacks up. i was able to handle the loss of my folks just a few years back. (im 23 btw) but the only person that cared about me in the sligtest was shot over a turf fight. that was ruff, thats when i started trying to kill myself
>>677932173
Bruh literally catch aids
Assault a police officer then pretend to pull a gun.
If you have balls.
Either way I want to see someone kill themself or attempt to.
>>677932418
Adachi kek
>>677932363
Batman?
>>677932336
/k/ here, NY is one of the most anti-gun places and you probably look like shit so I doubt you'll get a gun. Call the damn suicide hotline, faggot.
>>677932336
no you would have to get it shipped to a dealer and pick it up from them once they do a bg check
How old are you, OP?
>>677930881
4th attempt
kek. cant even kill yourself properly
is there a way to kill yourself with things you can access on the daily?
>>677932262
I hate everyone I don't love anything /b/ has went soft and by replies like this proves my point
>>677932262
/b/ was always edgy newfag.
We just didn't care back then.
>>677931486
Underrated post here guys
>>677932496
yeah. my shrink made fun of me for that...
>>677931787
Why mix pills and alcohol? Dosent that lead to a slow and painfull death? And who the fuck needs tips on killing themself, the succesfull and painless methods sounds pretty ovious to me...
Dont do it though bro
>>677932490
>>677932551
Good for you, you're unnatural. To deny love or hate is basically saying that you're a freak.
>>677932363
What a fucking looser. If you've failed killing yourself 3 times, you're just gonna have to live with your miserable self for the rest of your life like a normal fucking person. Or you could jump off a building, that would kill you for sure. Just be sure to do a few backflips before you hit the ground.
look niggahs I'm looking for a good way to off my self too as in no going back gimme suggestions you love fags
Live dubs activate
op here, this is not the response i was hoping for. verry unexpected
>>677932678
BATMAN!!!! How is Alfred?
>>677932515
damn, I know that the background checks require three people to sign it to vouch for your character. However, I have no friends. How do I get around this?
>>677932618
Actually, /b/ has been capable of both. It's about doing what you want for the lols or because you feel like it. We're not a collective hivemind, we're a bunch of different people with different opinions. Gtfo.
>>677931787
If you really want to die, train hard for 6 months (gain muscle and condition), learn to fire a weapon - be good at it. Buy a semi auto assault rifle, a SMG and a handgun. Search on onion sites for supplies. What you want to do is to kill the leader of the gang that murdered your wife. With as many Gand members dead as possible. Destroy as many guns, drugs and valuable property, that you will come across in the main gang HQ. It's good that you can't speak. You will be the "strong, silent type - the hero of the hood".
> "Mantel"
Enough said
>>677932262
>>677932370
Not same Anon but,
Whiteknighting (gone sexual)
Using the word
>bruh
No bitch, I won't say catch AIDS because you'll have a little extra time to live. Just kill yourself already.
look op you want a way? Co2 poisoning simple and easy if you have a house or a car now stfu and do it already I'm tired of seeing these damn posts
>>677932511
what does me looking like shit have to do with getting a gun?
>>677932953
Jesus Christ, stop making every other gun owner look bad and get help already.
>>677932989
this i like (op)
>>677931787
Okay Anon, when I hear people say
>poor as shit
All I can think about is why don't you fucking think of a way to make money, you really want it? Nothing should stop you!
>>677933078
stfu faggot. My decision to buy a gun makes me just as legitimate as any other non-suicidal gun owner.
Rape an underage girl and confess to her father, then give him the gun.
>>677931296
JUST DO IT
>>677933051
If you look like you're a threat to yourself, you won't be able to even rent a gun at the range. I'm not entirely sure how NY's range laws work but, you need a permit as well. If you've been to a shrink in a very-anti gun state, you're probably fucked on that gun plan because they're strict. They probably also have a waiting period. Don't even think about gun shows because they do background check too and if you look like you're a suicidal threat, people probably won't even sell you ammo because they're afraid of the police coming after them.
>>677932989
Rollin why dont more people do shit like this, you're gonna die nyway why give a fuck
OP don't kill yourself just yet, get a camera and hang yourself with a boner, jerk off a bit so it's just looks like erotoesphixiation I need to cum before I pass out tonight and I think this could get me 'there'
>>677933230
This but post pics to b before you confess
>>677933216
You're retarded and part of the fucking problem. Get help and stop being a pussy.
>>677933274
why would I look like shit? I'll take a shower and put on good clothes or some shit. How will they know I'm suicidal?
>>677933078
Guns don't kill people! People kill people!, with guns. You yanks and your fucking gun shit. You should all use those guns on your fucking selves you ingrates. Responsible gun owner bullshit
>>677932989
I forgot. You want to acquire explosives you will have on urself. And detonate it when the gang bloodbath is finished
>>677930881
>4th attempt at suicide
If you've failed at killing yourself four times then you've earned it at this point. Shove a knife in your throat on camera for us.
>>677933338
if you really want to stop being a part of the problem, then help me find a gun so I can end my life.
Stick your Tinfoil-Wrapped Dick into an electric socket.
>>677932370
How long you been on /b/ new faggg a week or two? Gtfo
Here ya go. Either do it or fix yaself
>>677932874
Take people with you ,preferably niggers sandniggers jews etc people you hate and die in the process as a hero who did something to improve the world
Do a flip faggot
>>677933355
You still need a background check, even if you pass the whole smell you down. Again, since you've seen a shrink and have previous suicide attempts, you're probably already in the system.
>>677933446
You'd be part of the problem if you killed yourself with a gun. You'd be just another statistic for SJW and liberal phats to use in their anti-gun battle.
>>677933470
>edgelord detected.
>>677933550
Damn, beat me to it.
ok, so i think im going to go for the death by cop. walk in to a police station with a unloaded gun but have one round to shoot the floor.
>>677932874
Shoot up your Uni, but only feminists, fags, etc.
>>677933558
first of all, you should never let sjws control your life decisions. Second of all, I'm not op.
OP you better not back out again.
Get on the roof of a 4+ story building, tie piano wire around your neck, jump off with your hands super glued to the sides of your head. everyone will think u pulled your head off. gg no re
>>677933665
Control my decisions? They're trying to get guns banned. Are you actually retarded?
Stream yourself hanging with something up your ass and while masturbating. U pussy
>>677930881
Don't do it OP, there is so much to live for. Think what your family will do...
>>677931388
This obviously won.
Just do it.
>>677933595
What if they only injure you and put u behind bars
>>677933421
Re rolling for knife in throat on cam.
>>677931229
rolling for this.
>>677933721
>>677933665
And besides, what's the actual point in killing yourself anyway? If you're going to throw reason out the window, at least attempt to improve your life by doing something with high reward and high risk.
>>677933721
I'm saying that if I can't buy a gun just because it makes sjws look good and helps them in their anti-gun crusade, then they begin to control my life and win (which they want). In order to ensure that everybody wins, suicidal people need to buy guns to kill themselves and when sjws start crying about it, pro-gun people need to tell them to fuck off. Otherwise, you're giving them power by letting them control the lives of suicidal people just to avoid giving them power.
>>677933877
ffs man u wasted it
>>677933762
roll for dis
i feel the same. Not 4 times. But same.
>>677933877
>>677933721
you sound like you have a gun. How did you get it?
rolling for overpowering trips for you to move to another country and start over
>>677934393
roll
>>677933717
>>677930881
This you raging faggot
>>677930881
Tired of waiting. I'm gone.
Fag.
why dont you just join the army and go kill isis or some shit
>>677934170
how come, anon?
>>677934511
I don't want to join the army tho
>>677930881
Go kill yourself you dont need us
>>677930881
Use /b/ for help? Killyourself now
>>677934561
you will probably die and be remembered a hero which would be better for the people that care about you, than you just killing yourself
>>677933955
Oh gee, why not just throw all laws out the window because 'muh liberty, muh choice.' It's not always about what you want in society. Telling people to fuck off when people die isn't a reasonable, mature response. It doesn't solve any problem. By proving that people with guns are unreasonable, immature, and off their fucking rocker puts pro-guns at a severe disadvantage. It makes gun ownership look bad and affects my life negatively. The whole point of my previous post was to put gun ownership in a good light. I don't want to have to buy guns illegally, just because it's some suicidal fags choice to die.
This is why we need legal assisted-suicide or more mental health funding here.
>>677934295
A fucking background check from buying online or at gun shows. Luckily, I don't live in a cucklord state.
Shoot up a school mate
>>677934734
>>677933953
People don't have time to be depressed when they're actively doing something.
>>677930881
Take me with youuu
>>677934734
I don't think I'm athletic enough. I had some sort of muscular development disorder as a kid. I know when I was 7 I wasn't strong enough to be able to put my seatbelt on, and it 3 I wasn't able to fully chew solid foods. I'm not as weak now, but I'm still like 30 times weaker than the average man. Also, idk if I want to join the military anyways.
>>677934782
>>677935030
You can fucking try?
Fuck faggot op, why don't you kill yourself in a cool way like pointing a gun at a cop or trying to fight a bunch of gang members.
>>677934511
He'd be more likely to get killed driving to the recruitment office. Now joining ISIS to fight the infidel scum, that would be a pretty decent way to go out.
>>677930881
Do an Adolf Hitler cosplay in a WW2 veteran event
>>677934782
oh please. Like I'm going to not buy guns and live 30 more years just so you don't have to worry that the political party you don't like will use me as an example. Fuck off, faggot! I'll do whatever I want, and I don't care if it seems "immature" to you.
>>677935065
I like that ring.
>>677935097
I have asthma also, so I can barely fucking run either (diagnosed, none of that fake "my son is out of breath when he runs, he must have asthma" bullshit)
>>677932989
Yeah and take like boxing or some shit.
>>677935282
isn't the chick on the left the one that wears that "top kek" cap/hat?
I speak on behalf of my trips, dont hold it back and dont be afraid, you'll just be an hero by streaming it, do it OP.
(If not trips, reroll this shit)
>>677935104
>trying to fight a bunch of 9gag memers
take 100 paracetamol tablets and dont vomit.
>>677930881
Watch this before you die OP.
https://youtu.be/KSAKr7bknDE
>>677935562
>don't vomit
lol, easier said than done
>>677935227
I can't really stop you, I have no control over you, lmao. I'm just stating my reasons as to why it's stupid. How old are you?
Suicide is stupid, you've pretty much failed at being a human being when you decide to off yourself. That's literally your ONLY job, survival.
>>677935362
Then get /fit/ and join a job that's a little bit risky with high reward. You have options once you decide you hate yourself. I wouldn't take the riskiest choice myself but, that's because I want to live. You're pretty much at rock bottom, free to do what you please, and you're going to decide on not existing? Please, go be a runner, go work in a construction office, do shit scared cucks won't do.
>>677935382
No idea.
>>677935636
im 20. Also, I just don't want to join the military as well.
>>677932989
rawlin
Another vote to not do it! Things might be shit now but they WILL get better!
>>677935760
not op here, but no they won't, you cliche faggot.
maybe donate your organs then if you really have to off yourself at least you can help some people who want to live.
>>677935833
dubs don't lie.
>>677935577
That hot chick drank 30 ounces of cum
>>677935721
My advice still stands. There are other civilian options that is a win-win for whoever is reading this. You can risk your life doing something that will either, 1) Kill you or 2) Make you rich with hard work that'll consume your thoughts so much so that you can't think about suicide.
>>677936012
ya, but I'll still be the same person. The more important point is that I deserve to die, so if something takes my mind off of suicide, than that is bad for the state of mankind, and therefore runs contrary to the greater good.
>>677935577
Dubs guis, dubs. ;-;
>>677930881
4th attempt
what exactly do you want
>>677930881
>mantel
you idiot
>>677936201
Who gives a single fuck about the greater good? Stop lying to yourself. People who say that, don't actually care. They've been conditioned to care about that stupid shit. People don't give a fuck if you live or die, they'll still eat ice cream with their kids, still go to their office job and fuck their co-worker, play vidya, and won't have a single thought about your ass, never or ever. Do it for yourself, stop being a martyr.
>>677936439
HEY!! Don't disregard his mantel pain, you asswipe >:
>>677936455
well, my own desires are to do something for the greater good, which therefore means that killing myself is doing it for myself
Attention seeking fag!
>>677935484
Rerolling
>>677936650
I'm sure if there was any sense of urgency in your thought process, you would've done it by now. You can do something for humanity without dying. There's something holding you back and, there are so many other things you can do. I highly doubt your society is that bad because, you haven't been taken out yet. You're still useful to whatever debt you have with society/humanity. Don't be a dipshit.
You're so much more useful to everybody, alive than dead.
>>677930881
You tried weed op?
>>677936530
His fireplace must look atrocious.
>>677936939
What's holding me back is lack of access to a gun. Thats it. Hence why I'm posting in this thread. Also, lots of people who eventually kill themselves take a while to do it, so your claim to the contrary is not true.
>>677937083
Oh please, faggot. A gun is NOT the only way to kill yourself. Nobody is that dumb to think that. You're just giving yourself excuses.
.
>>677937335
fine, then how should I go about doing that? You sound like a fucking cuck. You're probably a male nurse or some stupid shit.
>>677937335
nice almost trips
>>677937437
Lmfao, male nurse, that's a new one and especially coming from a self-hating, groveling faggot on /b/.
Why the actual fuck should I let you die? What benefit does it have to me?
>>677937437
>you sound like a cuck
Wow, I'm not that guy, but fuck you
>>677937818
if you get mad when people say the word cuck, its prolly cause you're a cuck yourself.
>>677937769
consider it a mercy killing. You'd be doing me a favor.
>>677930881
someone I knew did it with a 20 gauge in front of their family's house. go for maximum shock
be sure to livestream it fagget
>>677937905
>>677937988
only fags go for shock. Real men go into the woods, drink a shot of whiskey, and then pull the trigger.
>>677938051
don't deny it faggot.
>>677937963
Don't kind yourself. It'd be way more fun watching you live and suffer, if I could. I don't like the thought of suicide or death but, I'm not above watching you rot in a mental house.
Don't get me wrong, it would be nice to see you grow up.
>>677938062
well it a a woman actually. I just found out yesterday. I wouldn't recommend it because her eyes flew out of her face. unlocked shotgun + clinical depression can do that I geuss,
>>677938283
It's not about good or evil, being a good person or being a bad person. It's about surviving, something you're failing at. Stop lying to yourself, /b/ is a prime example of what humans are like at their core.
>>677859078
Bet u dont even know what fag means
>>677938459
there are no lies, only death.
>>677937905
Deeper and deeper you sink.
>>677938552
spoken like a true cuck.
>>677938513
>being this edgy
Ok, well, I've exceeded the amount of care for this thread. Thanks for the talk.
I hope you figure out the complex algorithms that seem to be preventing your happiness.
>>677938588
You're a nigger faggot, get a job.
>>677938062
Lol you have knowledge on the subject
