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>>677910122
kek
Fuuuuu
>>677910977
;-;
He didn't land on his feet like he's supposed to, dumbass
>>677910838
Holy shit, how fucking hard is it to kill 2 dogs. Do these idiots not know what a knife is?
>>677910981
Damn he didn't even try to talk the guy down. Shoot first ask questions later.
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>>677910981
I don't understand... He's not even black.
>>677911434
I love the expression on his friend face, it's like "goddamn Xiongzhu not again"
got you pham (family)
>>677911640
did he died??
>>677911825
how tf did he manage that?
>>677910977
They should've just left it alone, it would have jumped back up when it was ready
>>677912868
nvm, thought the first thing that fell was a dude
>>677911407
fucking india and china man. for a fucking plastic bag? really??
>>677911640
Fucking living nightmare
>>677911543
the guy could sue you afterwards depending on the country ; but yeah, i'd have killed them, seriously.
>>677910838
Lmao, dude with the hose like "STAND THE FUCK BACK!!, I got this"
>>677910981
that's one big mistake. did the cop got into trouble ? because i hope so. no fucking threat anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKXFLqg7Z20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8idlcO-M3c
https://youtu.be/0hdSau7kEak
>>677913235
nignogs gonna nig
>>677911320
he shouldn't smile, he almost got fucking smashed
>>677911792
how the fuck do you know, there is no audio
Most likely he told him to stay put.
Bump kek kek It is i, Raccoon-chan
>>677911531
where ?
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>>677910122
I fucking hate apple
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>>677911543
Or just sitting on them. Jesus christ I've owned pitts, rotties, and shepards all my life and when they get that bloodlust you grab em by the back of the neck and sit on em. Calms em right down. Alpha shit.
>>677912067
lmaffo, was this dumb nigger shit real?
>>677913235
fuck that badass monkeys
>>677911531
Ive seen a lot of shit but these brutal knife stabbings are the worst.
>>677913874
VLC in the App Store
>>677913601
When they zoomed in on the tack I bounced out of that shit xD
>>677913874
here's something you can actually view
>>677913715
Fuckin' crazy that he survived that
>>677913936
if you aren't riding it into war, you're doing it wrong
>>677913235
bumpin with dark grooves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXbSfl0O3qU
>>677912327
exploding varmints, I can cum to this
>>677913952
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO2hR2pt5D8
>>677913874
You bought it.
>>677912882
Exactly what I was thinking. That cat easily could have jumped back over the railing when it was ready to
>>677913931
who was the killer ? did he get caught ?
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>677913874
2016
Not having googled the answer to how you can see webms on iPhone
>>677911064
holy fuck, you ca just see the life leave his eyes....
>>677914853
im not a big fan of cheetoes
>>677913931
damn he seems so collected for a generic white kid.
>>677912285
In reference to the file name, that's actually a TOW missile
>>677913553
He's being charged with involuntary manslaughter. Patrick Feaster is his name. They're saying the discharge was accidental. Originally the DA, Ramsey, wasn't going to press charges. Then the victim died in the hospital, and the investigation was reopened.
>>677914613
that is fucked. they are just standing there watching.
>>677914853
Shut up you fucking politically correct fucking faggot.
>>677912452
Story?
>>677915120
100% the car fault, i hope he got in serious trouble
>>677914853
I agree with you
>>677913931
whats that stuff coming out of his face?! is he ok?!?!
>>677913785
>Almost
That's why he's smiling.
>>677915125
that's completely fucked up. "involuntary" manslaughter is also fucked up.
>>677915596
Dat filename! FTW..
>>677915476
wtf??
>>677908847
wut even happened? this can't be real.
>>677915543
>nerve gas
>>677914354
kek
>>677915543
Wait what
>>677910122
oh fuck I lold so hard.
I must be white.
>>677911064
oldie but a goody
>>677914853
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>677910838
just punt the fucking things. They are probably smelly foreigners so they know how to play soccer.
>>677910838
good boys
>>677911434
I have seen like three seperate videos of people doing this, how fucking retarded must you be.
>>677916244
not as easy as you might think
the fuckers are really strong
>>677915534
The whole thing was a sting. Rubber bullets, if I recall.
>>677908847
this makes my asshole pucker and start to sweat.
>>677911846
GODMODE
>>677910981
this guy literally deserved to be slain though lol.
nothign of value was lost people :)
>>677915543
literally what the fuck just happened here
>>677911407
>looking the other way on a one way
darwinism
>>677915761
triggered a Vietnam flashback
>>677910981
once you run from the cops, they can shoot you dead. The cop knew he could kill the guy with little paperwork and why take a chance anyway?
>>677910838
>Don't worry, he's friendly.
>>677912452
kek the one without the gun got lit up and the other with the gun just was held down
>>677916595
father jokingly tells son to kill himself
son actually does it
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>>677912327
He dropped the nut. He knew.
>>677915186
love me some Total War
>>677915850
I agree. But with how skewed our justice system is and how protected cops are, at least he's getting something. The more punishments are handed out for this behavior, hopefully the less common it will become.
>>677915476
What in the fuck happened to this guy?
>>677910977
tilt
>>677915929
It was a set up - in the actual video you can see his chute open towards the bottom.
>>677913874
Not our problem
>>677917150
by the looks of it, nerver gas poisoning
>>677915761
where's the vietnam version?
>>677916465
Ahh that makes sense. Didn't seem to care about aim since their buddy got hit too.
>>677912882
I said the exact same thing the other day when I saw that one lol
>>677915864
Guy had some sort of gastro-intestinal thing going on. Probably a shit ton of stomach ulcers. He's okay though.
>>677910838
>Pits are sweet dogs, people just have the wrong idea about them.
>>677917269
On a bus? How could that happen to this extent?
>>677912322
Kek, fucking asians
>>677912057
kek
>>677917626
niggers just fail to raise them correctly
>>677917150
You know that feeling when you're drunk and feel sick?
He just drank too many bottles of red wine.
>>677914579
What a fucking asshole. I am a train conductor in canada and this is one of my biggest fears. Judging from that collision and de railment it is safe to say that the engineer and conductor in both those cabs most likely died, and all because this fucking moron wasn't paying attention and didn't stop at the crossing at grade
>>677917759
he probably got a reaction due to contacting someone with high levels of nerve gas in their system
>>677916595
>son wants to kill himself
>dad says "ur a pussy u wont do it"
>dad gives son a gun
>u won't do it pussy
>son kills himself
>dad is filled with regret
>>677915476
I, too, would like a story on this! How the FUCK does that happen???
>>677918139
And mom throws a tantrum
>>677913874
4chan browser in AppStore. Learn to use the fucking internet god damn
>>677916581
Why? Whats the story?
>>677917960
See, I was hoping it would be something along these lines
>>677917527
Holy shit you're right, he did survive that. I thought you were full of shit til i looked it up
>>677918330
you can see them both fall on the floor and whine like babies, throwing their legs around
>>677915926
kek
>>677915929
nah its edited you canfind the original on youtube, guys a performer and actually had a parachute
>>677918139
So his reaction is to lay on the floor and put his feet up? Wot.
>>677915543
that is fucking awful... this is literally the worst one for me.
>>677916964
>Vietnam
>first picture is a fucking picture of the wehrmacht in russia
>>677913601
oh efukt how we love you
>>677915186
is that Mount and Blade?
>>677910981
yooooo, wtf!!!!!
worst fucking cop ever.
>>677917989
looks as though the road is iced
>>677919387
nah, total war
>>677913235
niggers are sub-human filth
>>677917989
If you ever see it coming just start running to the back of the train. If you outrun the collision you'll be fine.
>>677908847
Is he okay?
>>677915543
I dont get what the fuck I am looking at
>>677917989
full video shows him braking anon, ice just made him slide
>>677918494
he had some gastro issue, got to hospital and actually survived that shit. Crazy right
>>677912452
hostages have been rescued
>>677918479
he was drunk with his girl friend in the car and didnt wanna get a dui so he ran. he wrecked and killed her instantly.
ain't gonna go so far as to say that the cop knew she wanted out, but he knew.
>>677908847
Fake, skydivers do this all the time to mess with people
>>677911407
atleast she got the hat.
>>677919615
Did his dick break off and fall on the bed?
>>677914613
Protection and serve...
>>677915929
It isnt, it was a stuntman playing a prank on his friends, he had a parachute on.
>>677911230
Well if you take your leg and you swing it in the air...
>>677919850
i thought the same
>>677911640
if that happens to you ur actually supposed to lay flat on the ground face down.
>>677919606
son was suicidal, dad says do it. he does it. everyone does dinosaur. I tihnk that was the jist of the story
>>677912520
At least the barge is ok.
>>677914853
If you can't accept and laugh at things like this, then it's just tragic and sad. Would you rather people cried or smiled at your funeral?
>>677911825
impressive
>>677920107
>replying to copypasta
come on man
>>677917759
It wasn't nerve gas.
If you ask what caused something on /b/ some asshole will always say nerve gas.
>>677919466
And they say Islam is a peaceful religion..... Allah can suck a hemroid .
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>>677911640
Crazy part is that the motherfucker lived.
>>677914613
gets chewed out by dog, then gets a chair fall on his head. fucking classic.
>>677915517
fucking pathetic. fat people are disgusting
>>677913235
>NORWAY
>>677908847
I'm no edgy fag, but I love this one so much
>>677920646
maybe that fat ass daughter saw what was in her future and decided to eat a salad
post more rekt webms that actually cause reactions
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>>677910977
He didn't fly so good
>>677915543
dad tried to teach his boy some tough love with a "i dont give a shit" attitude and gave him a loaded gun to try and teach him a "lesson"....the son called his bluff...permanently
>>677919984
Yeah commented before I got to that part in the thread
Ma bad
>>677912676
You can actually see his ribcage implode. Those spotters were useless.
>>677910838
how hard is it for this motherfucker to just stand up and generally not remain on a position he'll get absolutely and certainly shredded
>>677912520
Bet the engineers forgot to take into account the tilt of the boat as the load shifted...
>>677913715
he should put some ice on it
>>677914968
He be like "I'm not cleaning that up. They don't pay me enough for that shit"
>>677916097
>gorilla warfare
this copy and paste needs to be fixed
>>677919489
>run to the back of the train
>outrun the collision
oh the mental image of some random fool running atop train cars like a treadmill as they crash behind him...what happens when you run out of train?
>>677920337
It was a crane falling down on the building, but w/e
All religions are just as bad as one and other.
>>677915761
what..? we need some experts in this thread, i have so many questions
>>677908847
wheres the webm where the dad puts the gun on the cornerstore counter and his son kills himself with it
>>677913166
That red dot is actually the end of the missile.
>>677921958
it looks like he put the thing into shock.... not sure how... maybe its just fuckign stupid
>>677921930
Terrorist lover, fuck you scum
>>677922059
In the thread dipshit if you bothered to look
>>677921768
Not easy to stand with a dog mauling you, let alone two.
oh my god..... thats so sad
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>>677922059
I don't think anyone posted it yet anon good thing you looked for it.
>>677917150
nerve gas.
>>677922324
Stop talking to yourself.
>>677922153
Nah I hate them, just as much as I hate Christians and Catholicism. They are all like 5 year olds screaming at each other in my eyes. Science and reason is the way yo.
>>677913854
The Life of Pablo
>>677921920
You land on the ground below unharmed, duh.
Haven't you ever seen Lonney Tunes?
>>677913023
Indonesia, man.
>>677922324
Stop talking to me
>>677916670
it is a two-way if you notice the car going at the beginning, but nevertheless she has some fucked up sense of direction
>>677913874
Merlin browser
>>677922468
i like this guy
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>>677918199
Cirrhosis of the liver, more than likely.
>>677922339
thanks fam tbh i just didnt see it
>>677920337
While I don't disagree with you, this was a crane crashing through the roof of a building in Mecca. Don't make retarded comments based on the people in a video, cause what the fuck does religion have to do with a machine malfunctioning.
>>677913874
> Not bothering to find out how to play webms but instead quoting half a thread
Nicely done, anon.
>>677914816
this happened in southamerica the guy got caught the taxi driver had push an emergency button before he got shot he had a bad feeling
>>677922690
That's not at all what cirrhosis does, Dr. 4chan.
>>677922722
Muslim lover xD
>>677919615
fuckedtheshitoutofher.webm
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>>677917989
>Judging from that collision and de railment it is safe to say that the engineer and conductor in both those cabs most likely died
As someone who knows not much about trains what makes you say this?
From what i can see the first train was rather far along when the 2nd train hit. but even then the engine of the 2nd train just plowed though the truck before any real derailment happend.
Would they have died from being thrown around? loose shit in the train driving area (whatever thats called) they flew around when they hit?
>>677919466
welp, they deserved it
>>677918979
He goes into shock, shortly after witnessing his son kill himself with the gun he gave him. That's why he has little control over his body.
>>677922845
I said I don't disagree. Islam is an outdated religion with no place in the modern world.
Doesn't change the fact you thought a bomb went off when a fucking crane fell through the roof you dipshit.
>>677917989
>train conductor
You're just a train conductor....no great loss when you die. There are plenty more shit kickers to take over.
>>677919466
can someone explain what happens and why there are people flying everywhere,i understand a crane fell but damn this shits crazy
>>677918953
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!!
>>677923365
Gravity. Physics.
>>677921742
not the spotters' fault the dude doesn't know how to fucking hold a bar
>>677923365
The crane operator died from nerve gas, and the crane fell...the nerve gas lit from the impact and blew it de fuk ap
>>677923447
And he could barely do one rep, so wtf was he doing with so much weight, you can do just as much if not more of a workout with less weight and more reps. I hope he had a painful week in hospital the moron.
>>677923435
well obviously but did a cable just whip everybody pr what lol im confused about what his the dudes in the middle with such force
>>677923447
>implying you have ever lifted anything in your entire life.
>>677923590
The dude probably died from this if you watch closely, his rib cage collapsed...that bar probably broke his spin through his sternum
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>>677922633
*tips fedora*
>>677923751
Perhaps, you would be surprised how much shock that area of the body can take though, you could be right though.
>>677923447
It is the fault of the spotters that the dude died, though.
>>677923890
He was attempting a gym record and died.
>>677923656
Just a shitload of heavy debree at great speeds, look at the huge metal bar that rests in the centre of the chaos at the end, probably lots of little shit and big shit like a super shrapnel grenade.
>>677911434
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VIDEOS LYKE DIS?!!?
>>677922633
Thanks Anon, more fags need to watch Rick and Morty I think, might help a bit.
>>677913931
fucking niggers....
>>677923981
True that, what a way to go. And if it was a gym record, that's some lazy spotter action, they had three people there lol.
>>677924052
thats brutal as fuck
>>677924141
It was a brazilian. He needed money for drugs, so he hired taxis, made them drive to remote places, then blew the driver's brains out and called for a new taxi with the money he stole.
>>677924349
Indeed anon indeed.
>>677913225
So the Sears program is going to be instituted for child soldiers soon?
>>677914816
He's a suspended police from Ecuador
>>677914816
This happened in my country. The shooter was an ex cop, and yes, he was captured
I miss the days rekt threads were funny or actually had a theme to them.
Now it's just people random killing animals
>>677924052
>debree
>>677914853
lol do you even know where your at? Here on 4chan we like murder,rape,and just death in general if you've come for stupid fucking Dank Memes then you came to the wrong place
>>677910838
this just makes me wonder what that yellow shirt wearing asshole did to piss off those puppies
>>677924755
honestly i like the fucked up rekt thread we need more of those
>>677915120
dick, no helmet
>>677921916
>trying to correct an ironic misspelling in a classic pasta
newfag pls
>>677924755
>I'm afraid of change!
LESS TALKING MORE VIDEOS N GIFS!!!!!!!
>>677913785
should he cry like a little bitch, like you would?
>>677913834
Pretty sure it's Brazil or some South American country. That's where most of this violent shit comes from.
>>677925000
checked
>>677915640
as you can see it was not intentional though. the guy in the car opened the door carefully, spots the bike ("oh shit"), half-closed it thinking that the bike would have room to pass.
unfortunately the door gets caught on something sticking out of the bike (mirror or handle) and swings open along with the bike
>>677925168
i like the way you think sir
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>>677924120
I didn't know this was a cringe thread
>>677911056
Probably the funniest rekt post I've ever seen in my entire life.
>>677922085
maybe that's a piece of spice or something that he is feeding it? i dunno
>>677925031
More like, I've come to refuse every form of change ever. As a way of life, more than just an oppinion.
You know what've learned after that? capitalism is the only thing in the world interest in seeing people buy the idea that change is good.
>>677913854
kek
>filename
>>677911056
here's a better filename
>cats always land on their feet.webm
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>>677922079
Are you sure about that? I've been wondering.
>>677924820
hahaha, thanks for pointing out my derp moment
Debris*
>>677913225
These should all be titled Hardcore Henry.
>>677923722
>implying you do
anyone that lifts know this is retarded as fuck
>>677922265
no such thing as a difficult thing when you're about to get torn apart. My bet he was there screaming his lungs out but couldn't get the priority straight of STANDING THE FUCK UP
>>677925385
Quit being so autistic.
>>677925758
The flash working as a conductor.
>>677925385
It was all pretty good until he mention R&M. Banger of a show but, that's your basis on being smart enough to denounce religion? A cartoon hahahah
>>677926140
>I don't know how to respond so I'm going to call him a buzzword
>>677926298
So are these the new Doctor Who fans?
>>677921461
ah man the son was 100% sure it wasn't loaded.
the parents are going to have a hard life living with this...
not sure if i would react like they did though, kicking in the air on the ground. guess it's an indian thing? kick away evil spirits or something?
>>677923314
>implying you wouldn't want to make upwards of 100k for CN or CP
cucks, the lot of you
>>677926373
U mae da nigga blush
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>>677915861
sad thing is that he probably got in a lot of trouble for it due to the video though
i mean we know nothing about the situation but we all assume that the kid deserved it, and probably did.
When the weed hits you
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>>677919784
Is that nigger cum
>>677926765
bro that kid got beat so hard he probably has some brain damage or something
>>677926373
No, No. It just fits my friend. Fits so fucking well.
Btw learn when to green text buddy.
>>677915543
>still hits his head for punishment
"Why'd you do that you piece of shit?
>>677926460
I didn't realize this was a feels thread
>>677926298
No but fuck it helps, it helps.
Hows your neckbeard going?
>>677926929
Must've been projecting cause this is autistic as it gets.
>>677927031
right, i feel bad for that guy he was just minding his own business
>>677927092
I got you to use autistic, hypocrite much.
>>677917989
he tried stopping but the breaks didn't take
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>>677919615
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY KEEP FILMING
WHY DID THEY DO AN ANAL SCENE WITH AN ASS FULL OF SHIT
