Dante here, back for the good 10-18 minutes bitch should have hit south houser by now.
Dante, there is already a tribute thread going for you mate, you've made 4chan history.
Also say "pbthhththhtt? pbthhtht th bthbhthtbththth! Pbththhthth..."
Hail Dante, the one true God.
I LOVE GOOOOOOOOOLD
Based. BASED
The pic is necessary
Dante I love you.
no homo tho
Dante the OG OP
Someone explain the context
I love you guys too
Story?
>>677901710
Cum in my ass and call me Obama!
I don't know what this is but I love this already.
>>677902410
I wanted to break up with a cunt, let 4 chan write it line by line. got not that much time left, ill post in EXACTLY 2 hours if I survive
>>677902469
He is letting us breakup with his gf
>>677902278
You're amazing.. Can you like, put all these into an imgur album or something, i want this to last forever...
>>677902621
Thanks anon
Dante our lord and savior, if Cindi kills you we need pics.
>>677902410
Breaking up with Cindi. She is driving over to kill him.
LMFAOOOO MY NIGGA
He's baaaacccckkkk
and we had a memorial thread ready
"God is Dead"
/4chan
Save this shit now
do a barrel roll
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
Cindi. My dick is Trump and your holes are Mexico.
Post pics starting when she's getting out of her car.
>>677902672
Pls
Well this is it, either im back in two hours or not, remember me anons
Cunt is on my street
It's been an honor Dante
PUT UP A MIC WE GOTTA HEAR THIS
>>677903036
HAHAHAHHA
Cindi, Carol is everything you are not and more.
Op, if you die, your soul will be commended to the deepest of the deep, as you are a true hero.
>>677903094
Dante you are the realest motherfucker who ever lived
Ill never forget you
>>677901710
Please act like you're proposing, then break up with her right then.
>>677903036
What im saying is that i should have built a wall around me when i tried to cross the border
>>677903094
NEVER FUCKING FORGET.
This may be the last we ever see from him.
>>677902571
I love you.
answer the door naked holding a lamp
>>677901710
Can you livestream when she gets to your house? I really want to see this.
/b/ should I stay up to 2 in the morning to finish watching this thread? (DUBS decide )
Someone is saving this??
>>677903094
NEVAR FORGET
>>677903243
I love you more.
>>677903094
Find some way to record or something!
GODSPEED DANTE!
We love you man. RIP.
This is not even cool
>>677903094
RIP Dante, stay safe you wonderful, wonderful faggot.
WE love you mate
>>677903300
Yes
Also yes
OP CAMERA TIME NOW
Carol, shes almost here, should I tell her you're pregnant?
>>677903300
Go to bed faggot.
>>677903404
Kek
>>677903300
No, go to bed nigger.
>>677903300
Yes
>>677903300
Your own dub dubs says yes
I have all the glorious spam saved. It's been a pleasure, fellas. Allah snackbar.
>>677903404
404 get
>>677903300
You should commit suicide.
Dante, i will always remember you. Always.
>>677903567
Trips says you kill yourself.
>>677903567
CANCER DETECTED.
>>677903664
rolling.. almost had it last time.
http://imgur.com/a/EU0KZ
Best I could do
>>677903094
Farewell, Dante. Thou art a true Hero...
>>677903094
All hail the heir of /b/, Dante.
Stay golden, pony boy.
>>677901710
That last one. Hoo boy, wish I had seen the last thread.
>>677903736
Rolling for you
Op, you have truly been of great service to everyone in this thread. You have gone above and beyond to text the insane ramblings of /b. You are now above human. RIP Dante
>>677903300
Here in my garage just bought this new Lamborghini here, it's fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things?
Knowledge. In fact, I'm alot more proud of these 7 new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold 2000 new books that I bought. Its like the billionaire Warren Buffett says "the more you learn, the more you earn".
Now maybe you've seen my Tedx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day, you know I read a book day not to show off, again it's about the knowledge.
In fact the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it's a reminder, a reminder that dreams are still possible because it wasn't that long ago that I was in a little town in a little town across the country sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only $47 in my bank account. I didn't have a college degree, I had no opportunities. But you know what? something happened that changed my life, I bumped into a mentor and another mentor and a few more mentors. I found 5 mentors and they showed me what they did to become multi-millionaires.
Again, its not just about money, its about the good life, health, wealth, love and happiness. And so i record a little video it's actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it will take you to my website where i share 3 things that they taught me. 3 things that you can implement today no matter where you are. Now this isn't a get rich quick scheme. You know, if they say things sound too good to be true, they are too good to be true. I'm not promising you that tomorrow you're going to be able to go out and buy a Lamborghini, but what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps.
>>677903094
Shouldve used a trip code faggot
>>677901710
OP is a good man.
>>677903908
>trip code
>/b/
nigger what parallel universe are you from?
>>677904044
You don't know what a trip code is? lol
ill be on tomorrow night, someone better save whatever happens in two hours
>>677904094
That was deep... I cried a little.
>>677904129
Spotted the newfag
>>677904129
LOL XDDD!!
This was fun. We should do it again sometime.
>>677904174
This.
>>677904044
NEWFAG
NEWFAG
NeWFAG
BET U CANT TRIFORCE
We love you, Dante.
Somebody give me a recap of what happened.
>>677904371
post the gif or kill yourself
Someone Spam dante memorial threads for the rest of the week.
>>677904371
OP loves his lady.
>>677904456
this
>>677904456
You should do it
glorious
>>677904456
agreed
>>677904371
Dante (OP) let us break up with his gf. She is now at his house, probably killing him.
>>677904613
He is going out in one of the manliest ways possible.
Where it all started
>>677904681
If he dies he dies king of /b/
>>677904371
>>677904447
faggot wont ever deliver
>>677904807
I'm coming in a little late, but this warms my heart. :,)
Remember this day everyone, as the day that op delibard to all
Someone should start a collection for his funeral service next week.
>>677905000
Trips tells the truth.
>>677905000
>>677904333
checked for memorial status
04/05/16 the day of dante, the king of /b/
Fuck, she's probably killing that poor bastard right now.
than, or they're banging...
>>677905245
> or they're banging...
Kek
On this day, Dante, our king, rose, and fell... Long live King Dante.
>>677905245
Or both
Fuck...
Dante, if you're not dead, tell Cindi /b/ says hi.
>>677905410
THANKS FAM
>>677905222
>>677905384
OoOoOo what a sexy, fun time for them.
>>677905245
The kinkiest kink, 4chan anons
>>677905410
DANTE IS THAT YOU
>>677905410
Could it be...?
>>677905410
RIP DANTE
FOREVER KING
Never forghetti Dante's spaghetti
>>677905410
HE IS RISEN!
>>677905410
RIP. You are the bravest soul of all.
>>677905410
>rip dante
>>677905523
NOT FOR LONG IT ISN'T RIP DANTE
>>677905245
No one this manly gets anything but soaking wet pussy from the girl. He's a good man. She was probably a waterfall when she read all that (4chan has that effect... girls start dripping when I tell them how often I come here) she probably sucked like 8 nuts out of OP with all the holes in her body. Even the secret fourth.
>>677905410
We'll never forget you, Dante...
RIP DANTE
You will be missed.
>>677905410
we will never forget
I demand a Dante meme so that his beautiful soul will be forever baked into the interwebs.
>>677905735
I mean, how could she NOT be wet?! All those words of love and sexuality. She was pretty much a walking Niagara Falls.
>>677905410
M'lord
>>677901710
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
How long until reddit or some other site steals dante?
Calling for a Dante memorial thread all week. We've lost a good man tonight
>>677906128
something betwen 30 minutes to 2 days depends who finds it first
Has anyone put together a picture set of what just went down?
/b/ros I'm leaving, plz someone spam the end tomorrow
>>677906158
I second this.
>>677906009
I know right. All of us here at /b/ become a sexy womanizing machine.
Getting lulz on 4chan? Is this a decade ago?
>>677906158
The good always die young...
All hail dante
>>677906444
TRIPS PROCLAIMS: MAKE4CHANGREATAGAIN!
>>677906472
God damn it..
>>677906472
OP is kill, kill is OP. Goodnight sweet prince.
>>677906554
>>677906555
I hope those trips don't mean he's dead...
I WOULD be rolling a joint but Arizona doesn't seem to ever have weed
>>677906977
Nice dubs
>>677906859
How could it have been good then? There were no trips...
What if all our hateful words somehow triggered something in our pal Dante, and he just went berzerk on Cindi. RIP Cindi, ya fat bitch.
>>677906977
Tucson here, and I have lots.
>>677907095
If he killed that bitch this would be a glorious day for /b/. The day /b/ killed a bitch.
>>677907095
But Cindi had a scary caps lock.
I'm gonna go take a shower. This thread, or a new thread better be here when I get back.
>>677907319
She dead. I say you, she dead.
See ya guys tomorrow hope Dante's alive spam the results
>>677907095
Twist ending. Isaac shows up and they all bang him.
>>677907095
the only thing hes crushing is her pussy
>>677907387
NORMIE!
The only worry here is she can cherry pick the line "I want to fuck your youngest family member" and actually get him in trouble, lets see how this plays out when OP gets back.
>>677907387
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>677907422
Dubs confirms...
Here, I posted all the images, some are out of order and I cant be fucked to fix it
http://longlivedante.imgur.com
>>67790760
Dubs again. She's dead. Mission accomplished
anybody got the entire conversation?
it's a douche bag request so feel free to tell me to fuck off.
>>677907600
Dubs again...
She dead
>>677907749
No, but check out http://www.longlivedante.imgur.com/ Got the photos, out of order.
>>677907777
DEAD
>>677907777
BRUH QUADS CONFIRMS THE DUBS
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>677907777
QUADS HOLY SHIT SHE DEAD
If le imgur is missing anything, I got the whole thing.
>>677907777
Quads confirm
>>677907544
Yeah. Of ALL that shit, THAT'S the one that'll get him in trouble. Your fucking retarded.
>>677907730
>>677907777
NOW QUADS!
THIS IS A SPREE ON A GLORIOUS THREAD
DUBS DUBS THEN QUADS
PRONOUNCES HER DEAD
Someone roll quads, pass the time till dante gets back
>>677907909
post it up
>>677907777
Nice quads
AGAIN I SAY THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD EVER
>>677907873
Dubs, then dubs, THEN quads. Weird shit man.
Maybe Cindi was into ALL that. They could be discussing their new kinky future together...
>>677907992
Shall I make a new imgur or just spam it on this thread for the hell of it?
>>677908055
>>677908111
in honor of dante, both friend, both
>>677908111
If your gonna put it on here put it in order
>>677908105
Cindi is dead. Two dubs, and quads (all in a row)... (all from me) confirm.
>>677908144
Kys normie
>>677908228
Two dubs and quads guy here... This is weird, I got two dubs followed by quads, all in a row today, yesterday (i think...) I told someone with 666 trips "GTFO SATANFAG" and got 777 trips... some of you might recall this.... WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN??
>inb4 bump limit
I'll be saving a PDF form once bump limit hits.
>>677907777
God has come to /b
Dante is god?
Just got on. What niggatry is afoot in this thread
>>677908441
You are the embodiment of RNGesus.
>>677908517
niiice
#prayfordante
>>677908639
No I got 7 trips yesterday 7 quads today, right after 2 dubs... WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??
Is /B/ my destiny?
Gotta sleep. One of you fags spam the ending tomorrow
>>677902988
>>677903211
>>677903366
>>677903766
>>677904333
>>677904566
>>677905000
>>677905222
>>677905788
>>677905966
>>677906444
>>677906555
>>677906655
>>677907422
>>677907544
>>677907600
>>677907777
>>677907933
>>677908055
>>677908111
>>677908488
>>677908639
Dante is loved by us all, we are all made in God's image. Dante is loved by God.
Babe hol up just let me rub this one out
Noli manere, manere in memoria
Noli manere, manere in memoria
Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Saevam iram, iram et dolorem
Saevam iram, iram et dolorem
Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Ferum terribile, terribile fatus
Ferum terribile, terribile fatus
Noli manere, manere in memoria
Noli manere, manere in memoria
Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Veni, mi fili
Veni, mi fili
Hic veni, da mihi mortem iterum
Veni, mi fili
Veni, mi fili
Hic veni, da mihi...
Noli manere (in) memoria
Saevam iram et dolorem
Ferum terribile fatus
Ille iterum veniet
Mi fili, veni--veni, veni, mi fili
Mi fili, veni--veni, veni, mi fili
Mi fili, veni--veni, veni, mi fili
Mi fili, veni--veni, veni, mi fili
Qui mortem invitavis,
Poena funesta natus,
Noli nomen vocare
Ille iterum veniet
Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!
Tuscon Anon I live in safford about an hour and a half drive away
>>677908940
Shut up faggot
>>677909009
That game sucked.
#prayfordante
First page we did it.
>>677909134
I say you he dead.
Lord and savior.
>>677909196
Shut the fuck up, disbelieving faggot
>>677907179
I live in Safford an hour and 30 mins away
>>677909129
Did the penguin send you
>>677909358
I meant SHE dead.
I say you SHE (Cindi) dead.
>>677909134
#prayfordante
>>677909533
Jesus, every time I mention her (Cindi) being dead I get dubs, or the one time I got quads.
Cindi's dead!
>>677909533
Dubs confirmed the truth again.
>>677909603
That lady dead
he killed her
>>677909603
1 bump = 1 preyr
>>677909662
Three dubs and quads confirmed, but my streak ended
>>677909645
>above
>>677909714
>>677908860
I have got worship _x_ for two ex's the first post I made on two threads today. the eye is on us tonight fam
Should I continue?
>>677901710
Dante < Chip
kek'd
>>677909129
DID THE DUCKING PENGUIN SEND YOU
>>677909745
Bumpppppp
>>677909871
hmm... I think they eye's target was glorious OP's old lady. Our source of entertainment for the evening.
She dead.
It was already confirmed.
She dead.
>>677909990
>teens
MODSSSSSSS
![[Raughs].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P2RnDcm.jpg "[Raughs].jpg")
>keks on /b/
WHAT YEAR IS IT?
>>677909990
stop
>>677909918
Please.
>>677909990
mods?
>>677909990
You what my man
>>677909990
Mods
>>677909918
My God... he sent her All Star. This is glorious. Did I die and go to /b/ heaven?
>>677909978
Guacacacacacaca
Wouldn't
>YOU
like
to
>KNoW?>?
guacacaacaacaca
Bbmpn
>>677910338
Thanks.
>>677910460
My old rival. .. he has hired you. You don't know the full story. Shera asked for the cucumber in the dog I promise. THE PENGUIN LIES DAMMIT THE FUCKING PENGUIN LIES
>>677910338
She dun goofed.
He told the cyber police on her
and he backtraced her to his house
and now she dead.
Can't save a PDF cuz of CP
Thanks fuck.>>677909990
Just got here, what the fuck is going on...
>>677910861
3spooky5me jake&jordan
>>677910928
Our King has revealed himself to us.
>>677910902
Just hide the post
>>677910902
Now I can.
>>677910748
You know not what you speak of.
My comrade has many aliases, but he speaks the truth.
Your head has been filled with lies.
Shera the cucumber... the dog... all lies... invented by the Jews.
Don't you see???
It's
The
>JEWS!
They
>Did
> >9/11
They
>WILL
> >DO
>YOU > >
GUACACACACACACACACA
WILL YOU JOIN ME??
>>677910928
No clue fucking confused
>>677910744
Cool. My "your mom" joke got in there.
>>677910928
I've been here and all I know is that Cindi is mad and Dante is king and also might die today.
>>677911088
Maybe he'll let us talk to her tomorrow.
Nice dubs.
44
Replied with 88
WEIRD SHIT MAN!
>>677911135
She's dead.
Aaand finally, the moment of truth.
>>677911521
Rest In Peace, Dante... You will be missed...
>>677911521
And that's where the story ends.
And where the cliffhanger begins.
We are hanging on a cliff.
Waiting for beautiful OP.
